MINI: Christian's Awkward Man Date

And no.. it wasn't with Jack.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show
podcast Christian O'Connell's show. I went to see the new
Jason Stathan movie. Essay. I love Staitha movies, not one
of his better ones, working man. If I had watched
it on TV, I would have just paused it halfway

(00:21):
through and go. I watched the rest of another night
because you've come out. That was gold Class, so you still.
Because I wanted to treat myself, I went alone. And
here's the situation. There was only me and another guy
in Gold Class. I'm surprised anybody else but.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Out of it. His movies are huge, Hue.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It was huge at the box office. Me and a Yes,
state of movies delivery. You know what you're going to get.
This one was written by Sylvester Sloane. Even Stone realizes
I can't pull this kind of action off anymore. The
new gen is Statham. Statham is in his own kind
of category of movie making where he doesn't make any

(01:00):
effort to either do his you know, native British accent
or try an American one. In this movie, he said
he was a Fort British Marine commando, but then also
keeps herself as American to the movie, and the accent
is nowhere, which is like he goes, well, I'm just
I speak my own language, which is staith of them.

(01:21):
Maybe that dialogue was deliberate so that if anyone said
are you British or are you American? I'm both, you
can't py me down. And also it's just like staith
and movies. Nothing you can't get upset, like, oh, that
wouldn't happen in real life because none of it is believable.
Every stath of movie, he's either an xcia X something
who is trying to make good of a different kind

(01:42):
of monk like life. Something happens he here's a girl
being kidnapped out of scene and he then reluctantly has
to pick up the guns and start smashing people in
the face. Yesterday there was like there was that scene
where it's like, please, please, can you rescue our daughter?
I'm a change man, I don't know people anymore. And
you're thinking he's got to be kidding, right, because there's

(02:03):
another two hours on this. It can't be him living
this boring monk like life. Sure enough, he comes back
and he gets he rescues anyway, So it's an empty
gold class, right, it's just me and another guy. I
get there first, I sit down, right. I'm thinking that
maybe because when I booked it earlier, there was just
like some other guy. He must be sitting somewhere else,
you know, girl class. They're like, you know, like him

(02:24):
too soon? Yeah, you're in couples, yeah, he says, next?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
What right?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And then right the lights go out? The lights are
you sharing a table between? Yes? Now, I'm like, you
going to be kidding me? Right? I am now trapped
because I don't want to appear rude by just moving
myself because just me and him, my moving myself over
to another thing to watch it as he said hello, yeah,
we both did this awkward light and then a couple

(02:50):
of times during the movie, my hand would touch his plate.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
He go, it's just the two of us sharing unnecessarily
intimate moment together, watching her very fine, and then.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
He reclined his bed fully. I couldn't fully relate.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
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