July 29, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Patsy, You and Monday win or a loser.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Definitely a loser. That hound of ours. I swear to God.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
I got home yesterday, let him in and he run
does zoomies down the hallway and jumps into our bed.
Only I noticed on his back his stank. He absolutely wreaked,
and I noticed on his back he had these patches
of what I thought were mud, but he'd rolled in
his own pooh.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Essentially.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
No, you got to understand how the Olympics right now
in a dressage that's the size what those humans are on.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is a dog.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Horse, it's a pony.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So if his back is covered it his back is
a surface center of a twenty square foot.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
He'll be accidentally scraping it on the top of the door.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get the carttraut and spray
off the ceiling.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Just disgusting all through our beds. I had to strip all.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The bed Oh god, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, no, naughty boy, Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
God, that is foul. What did rolled in it? Was
it fox Pool?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Not?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
No, he's rolling it and they love being dirty. It's
like we give him a beautiful fresh dish or a
bucket actually of water each day because he's such a
big dog, and he goes and drinks out of like
the pond, which is all green and scaly.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't understand as well.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
I feel like she doesn't like fresh water.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She wants it to be horrible.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
If we take them to Paris and the river, saying
they get rid of those chomp, chomp, chomp, save save
save one point five billion, Just get get out dogs
down there down by the river bank of the saying
they're chew up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
All those all be gone.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
So did you have to clean him up? What do
you hoes him down?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, we take him up to the car wash because
they have the dog wash.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's nice for other people, you know, doing their carmat.
Suddenly there's congestus or dyed congealed poo from a dog there.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
And what do you mean not yet? Is he's still
roaming around this warning.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I didn't have time this time.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I didn't want to say anything when earlier, perhaps you
stank him like poop.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's not in the house.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, it won't be.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
There'd be like little nuggets that drop off the fur
or peanuts and stuff like that. But he still have
it in his coat.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, I'm going to have to put him in the
car to get him to the car wash today at bathing.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So I don't know how I'm going to do that.
I might have to put like some spreadsheets in the bad.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Patsy be roaming around wafting, going to roam of old
is in his element.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh yeah, but what about you?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Human? Doesn't he sleep on the bed clean?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He didn't know, not last night, not till he has
a bar.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Actually, I need your I think I need your advice, Patsy. Okay,
we have in the pantry and my wife's having a
nightmare the last two days. There's a weavil infestation.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh they're vile.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Now, how do you get rid of them? My wife
goes to me, don't talk about this in the radio.
I don't want people think that we have bad hygiene.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Don't talk about this in radio, Chris, please, I don't
want people thinking we have bad hygiene in the pantry.
I don't think they're care And I'm all right with
those rumors around town, the whispers.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
They don't care about wha falls. They just leave flower unopened.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I hear, I don't know what you do. What do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Week?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I think you're to throw all the way? Yeah you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yes. Oh. At the moment there's a lot of you know, yester.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I just left her. I went to bed. It was
like half ten. I went, this does not need to
be done now. She was like everything was being thrown
away back.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
It's a flower, yeah, price, Yeah, because the thing is
weevils somehow magically can get into containers.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yes, no, it's because someone hasn't been putting. At the moment,
there's an investigation going on. It's either me or the
seventeen year old. And I was private.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They've been running smear campaigns. So I'm going to my wife,
let me make you a cup of team. I came
in the other day.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I don't want to say.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was wide open and it was either you or
that was not you. So that leaves her.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Then noises going dance town at this he never puts
nits cleanly on anythink. I went, that is not true.
So at the moment there's a smear campaign. But anyway,
my wife goes, can you find out how to get
rhythm humanly?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Humanly means have a council with the lead weavi or
evil weavil can evil? Let's say to him, can you
please leave?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Please?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Even the biggest vegans are allowed to kill weavels where
we're not trying the weavels.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Do you think is apple side of vinegar?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Because that appears to have like a thousand Well they
said put a bottle of that in the river, saying
it will come up nice w D forty and that
jacket in the river.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Does it involve apple side of vinegar? Does your your
mum knows a lot about this kind of maintenance of
a pantry?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Can you wring my phone?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Which I didn't know you had to kill them? I
thought you just throw it all into bean and then
they go live at the tip or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
How do I know? My wife is said that they're
on the scening.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
There's no one on the scening, but she said, like
that of Richard there dancing on the scene and the
weavil's up there, I think we need to or I'm
one point, he need to exterminate all weavels.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Do you need that hospital grade disinfected?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Mainly humanly human? Can you ask you grandparents and mums.
They have this kind of elder wisdom about how to
basically cleanse my land weavels someone.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
In a kind way.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What kind there is? Is there a kind way to
euthanize in Switzerland?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It's like I take them on one way trip. Guys,
we're all going, oh my god. The flower dignitus is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Come on into Adrian, listen to the show right now
at work, Christian, who about smear campaigns? Isn't that what
Pats's dog has been doing?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Right now? Adrian, take a bow wherever you're listening to us,
Well done, mate.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
What people think of this show right now? The main
host has got weavels in his house. The news reader's
house smells like poop.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Thank you very much for all the weavil advice, Christian.
This is from tiny food. Infested weavils must be thrown
out or dealt with immediately to eliminate weavils. You're a hardliner.
You're like Trump. You can build a weavil wall. The
pantry also needs to be cleaned thoroughly to clear all
traces of weevils, preventing weavils as simple inspect.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Your newly brought food clean? Have you just caun't paste
us on Wikipedia?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
If you haven't even said hello at the start of
this email, Rose, you just quickly cut pastcent not even
a customer.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
So who buys a bag of rice from the supermarketing
for a Christians?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Christian? Are these weavils?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Are you talking about silverfish?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, they're bigger though, aren't they fish?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
See No, they've got long legs, haven't they silver feet?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well, they're getting the same thing with oats, rice, flower.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
No, they're more in your like linen press and stuff,
aren't they.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Sorry, I don't have a linen press.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The press sheets and pets and.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
H the bee used to run the linen press. Present
put bay leaves in the flower to keep the weavils away.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Jack and Rio.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Get this person just said to me as soon as
I went into the air break, they went, I'm pretty
sure you can eat weavils.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yuck?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
No confirmed online. There is a lot of information. The
way it all it is is extra protein.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's not you see these things wiggling around. They're like lice.
It's horrible.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
It won't affect you in any way and if you
suffer from a B twelve deficiency, eatie weavils will actually help.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
There's no way, there's no whether. Hell come when I
go in chemists warehouse and I'm looking to get.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
My bee six, Mario and the team no grinding them
out the back. I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think you can eat grubs too, But does that?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Does that delicious? But Rio's right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You're not living off the pantry like this.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
It's not bad grills upsetting in there going eating delicious
weavils to survive.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
And Ryow's dad's a doctor, would he make that up?
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Some doctors are lazy, and I'm saying doctor Lee is
a lazy doctor. But that is bad advice. And more importantly,
I can't go home today because Sarah said, listen, I'm
dealing with a lot right now, and she is. I said,
I'll deal with this whole weavil thing if I go
back and she's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She's out for the day to day, right, go back
to that, And I'm sat watching them pizzel. If you
don't help the weavels, I know we can eat them.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Just get the pepper should be fine.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
That problem is not going away. She'd be eating me
along with the weavels and the selfish. Christian has a
product in the supermarket called pantry moths. They have sticky
tabs which attract them to it. You just replace them
every few months. We had a weavil problem on and off,
and that's been the answer to our problem. And of
course ensuring that no open packets are flower et cetera
left in the pantry. Everything must be sealed in stories, Jos.
(08:55):
She went to your mecha yesterday. She went and came
up got a holder of those whose it's like Jenger.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You know those see through stories.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Tis like long ones for pasta, little short ones for
flower or something, all various sizes. It's like an Ancho warehouse.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Now we keep buying those things and then the lids
just don't match up to their friend.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
It becomes like tupperwaar and missing socks. They all hang
out together.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Christian Connell's Show podcast
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Patsy, You and Monday win or a loser.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Definitely a loser. That hound of ours. I swear to God.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
I got home yesterday, let him in and he run
does zoomies down the hallway and jumps into our bed.
Only I noticed on his back his stank. He absolutely wreaked,
and I noticed on his back he had these patches
of what I thought were mud, but he'd rolled in
his own pooh.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Essentially.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
No, you got to understand how the Olympics right now
in a dressage that's the size what those humans are on.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is a dog.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Horse, it's a pony.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So if his back is covered it his back is
a surface center of a twenty square foot.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
He'll be accidentally scraping it on the top of the door.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get the carttraut and spray
off the ceiling.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Just disgusting all through our beds. I had to strip all.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The bed Oh god, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, no, naughty boy, Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
God, that is foul. What did rolled in it? Was
it fox Pool?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Not?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
No, he's rolling it and they love being dirty. It's
like we give him a beautiful fresh dish or a
bucket actually of water each day because he's such a
big dog, and he goes and drinks out of like
the pond, which is all green and scaly.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't understand as well.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
I feel like she doesn't like fresh water.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
She wants it to be horrible.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
If we take them to Paris and the river, saying
they get rid of those chomp, chomp, chomp, save save
save one point five billion, Just get get out dogs
down there down by the river bank of the saying
they're chew up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
All those all be gone.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
So did you have to clean him up? What do
you hoes him down?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, we take him up to the car wash because
they have the dog wash.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's nice for other people, you know, doing their carmat.
Suddenly there's congestus or dyed congealed poo from a dog there.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
And what do you mean not yet? Is he's still
roaming around this warning.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I didn't have time this time.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I didn't want to say anything when earlier, perhaps you
stank him like poop.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's not in the house.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, it won't be.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
There'd be like little nuggets that drop off the fur
or peanuts and stuff like that. But he still have
it in his coat.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, I'm going to have to put him in the
car to get him to the car wash today at bathing.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So I don't know how I'm going to do that.
I might have to put like some spreadsheets in the bad.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Patsy be roaming around wafting, going to roam of old
is in his element.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh yeah, but what about you?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Human? Doesn't he sleep on the bed clean?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He didn't know, not last night, not till he has
a bar.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Actually, I need your I think I need your advice, Patsy. Okay,
we have in the pantry and my wife's having a
nightmare the last two days. There's a weavil infestation.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh they're vile.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Now, how do you get rid of them? My wife
goes to me, don't talk about this in the radio.
I don't want people think that we have bad hygiene.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Don't talk about this in radio, Chris, please, I don't
want people thinking we have bad hygiene in the pantry.
I don't think they're care And I'm all right with
those rumors around town, the whispers.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
They don't care about wha falls. They just leave flower unopened.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I hear, I don't know what you do. What do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Week?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I think you're to throw all the way? Yeah you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yes. Oh. At the moment there's a lot of you know, yester.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I just left her. I went to bed. It was
like half ten. I went, this does not need to
be done now. She was like everything was being thrown
away back.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
It's a flower, yeah, price, Yeah, because the thing is
weevils somehow magically can get into containers.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yes, no, it's because someone hasn't been putting. At the moment,
there's an investigation going on. It's either me or the
seventeen year old. And I was private.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They've been running smear campaigns. So I'm going to my wife,
let me make you a cup of team. I came
in the other day.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I don't want to say.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It was wide open and it was either you or
that was not you. So that leaves her.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Then noises going dance town at this he never puts
nits cleanly on anythink. I went, that is not true.
So at the moment there's a smear campaign. But anyway,
my wife goes, can you find out how to get
rhythm humanly?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Humanly means have a council with the lead weavi or
evil weavil can evil? Let's say to him, can you
please leave?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Please?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Even the biggest vegans are allowed to kill weavels where
we're not trying the weavels.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Do you think is apple side of vinegar?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Because that appears to have like a thousand Well they
said put a bottle of that in the river, saying
it will come up nice w D forty and that
jacket in the river.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Does it involve apple side of vinegar? Does your your
mum knows a lot about this kind of maintenance of
a pantry?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Can you wring my phone?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Which I didn't know you had to kill them? I
thought you just throw it all into bean and then
they go live at the tip or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
How do I know? My wife is said that they're
on the scening.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
There's no one on the scening, but she said, like
that of Richard there dancing on the scene and the
weavil's up there, I think we need to or I'm
one point, he need to exterminate all weavels.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Do you need that hospital grade disinfected?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Mainly humanly human? Can you ask you grandparents and mums.
They have this kind of elder wisdom about how to
basically cleanse my land weavels someone.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
In a kind way.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What kind there is? Is there a kind way to
euthanize in Switzerland?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It's like I take them on one way trip. Guys,
we're all going, oh my god. The flower dignitus is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Come on into Adrian, listen to the show right now
at work, Christian, who about smear campaigns? Isn't that what
Pats's dog has been doing?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Right now? Adrian, take a bow wherever you're listening to us,
Well done, mate.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
What people think of this show right now? The main
host has got weavels in his house. The news reader's
house smells like poop.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Thank you very much for all the weavil advice, Christian.
This is from tiny food. Infested weavils must be thrown
out or dealt with immediately to eliminate weavils. You're a hardliner.
You're like Trump. You can build a weavil wall. The
pantry also needs to be cleaned thoroughly to clear all
traces of weevils, preventing weavils as simple inspect.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Your newly brought food clean? Have you just caun't paste
us on Wikipedia?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
If you haven't even said hello at the start of
this email, Rose, you just quickly cut pastcent not even
a customer.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
So who buys a bag of rice from the supermarketing
for a Christians?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Christian? Are these weavils?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Are you talking about silverfish?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, they're bigger though, aren't they fish?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
See No, they've got long legs, haven't they silver feet?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well, they're getting the same thing with oats, rice, flower.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
No, they're more in your like linen press and stuff,
aren't they.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Sorry, I don't have a linen press.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The press sheets and pets and.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
H the bee used to run the linen press. Present
put bay leaves in the flower to keep the weavils away.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Jack and Rio.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Get this person just said to me as soon as
I went into the air break, they went, I'm pretty
sure you can eat weavils.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yuck?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
No confirmed online. There is a lot of information. The
way it all it is is extra protein.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's not you see these things wiggling around. They're like lice.
It's horrible.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
It won't affect you in any way and if you
suffer from a B twelve deficiency, eatie weavils will actually help.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
There's no way, there's no whether. Hell come when I
go in chemists warehouse and I'm looking to get.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
My bee six, Mario and the team no grinding them
out the back. I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think you can eat grubs too, But does that?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Does that delicious? But Rio's right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You're not living off the pantry like this.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
It's not bad grills upsetting in there going eating delicious
weavils to survive.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
And Ryow's dad's a doctor, would he make that up?
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Some doctors are lazy, and I'm saying doctor Lee is
a lazy doctor. But that is bad advice. And more importantly,
I can't go home today because Sarah said, listen, I'm
dealing with a lot right now, and she is. I said,
I'll deal with this whole weavil thing if I go
back and she's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
She's out for the day to day, right, go back
to that, And I'm sat watching them pizzel. If you
don't help the weavels, I know we can eat them.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Just get the pepper should be fine.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
That problem is not going away. She'd be eating me
along with the weavels and the selfish. Christian has a
product in the supermarket called pantry moths. They have sticky
tabs which attract them to it. You just replace them
every few months. We had a weavil problem on and off,
and that's been the answer to our problem. And of
course ensuring that no open packets are flower et cetera
left in the pantry. Everything must be sealed in stories, Jos.
(08:55):
She went to your mecha yesterday. She went and came
up got a holder of those whose it's like Jenger.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You know those see through stories.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Tis like long ones for pasta, little short ones for
flower or something, all various sizes. It's like an Ancho warehouse.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Now we keep buying those things and then the lids
just don't match up to their friend.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
It becomes like tupperwaar and missing socks. They all hang
out together.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
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