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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, Patsy, morning, Good morning Jack post. Hi, guys,
take it easy today, guys, stay safe in the sun.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Patsy wasn't getting up to today mail.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're thirty two now thirty two.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, it was originally twenty nine. They bumped it up
a few notches.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Tell me this, do we know what it's going to
be in Sydney. The reason what I'm thinking about is
King Charles out there, old guy. He's not been too well.
He's having a testy old time as we know. Don't
need to get into it. Leave that one.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And as the only Garda radio here, I'm not his defendant.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
All I'm saying is you've got to look after your
pets in high heats and kings when they know it's
your actual king.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He's a king from.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Somewhere, plenty of water, plenty of shade and shade.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
On that nog and he's got less here.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know yesterday, I think it's falling out with this trip.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Twenty three. Cloud clearing for Sydney today.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, they've ranged it for him, lovely, We've ranged or
some clouds.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
They will clear those getting back to the hotel before
it's too late in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
When does he leave to go back to the UK tonight?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Doesn't he? I think that's tonight. It's got a big
day today.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
He didn't really do that much here, are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He's done more than last couple of days, and you've
done the last calays.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You want to go for walk, come out.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
With your hand, mind going making small talk for a
living worst job in the world.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
But didn't you arrive Frida than take the weeknd off?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And he's seventy five and he got.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Spat at by an ol pack.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Tripped down under and right now the optics list to
the UK. It's like, this is not a place to
come on holiday. You'll be spat at by the animals here.
And the out packers are the most mild animals here.
They're not the truth. You're right, it's obviously Republican out
packing and that even the animals spend Charles just getting.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Anywhere, not even a native animal.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He's going to get on that plane tonight and just go,
oh my god, my mum had none of this. My
mum was never spat up by an outpacker. All right,
Pats are you a Monday winner or loser? How was
your day yesterday?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Well I am.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I am a bit of a loser, and I'm kind
of sick and tired of being a loser all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Because being you're a teenager or something, so a loser
all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
A double winner Champ Champ.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I picked up Audie yesterday from school. She was very
hot and bothered, you know, not at all like in
your house. You've got a year twelve about to sit exams,
so I'm sure it's it's not as stressful as you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are house person. I tell you what, he's stressful. If
my wife and I right now live, it's muck up
day to day.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It was not Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I created chaos saying all already, it's muck up date
because a lot of the moms and dads listened to me.
They were then contacts, and the kids going, so it's
muck up day today. You'd lied to us, rang me
at school yesterday from a bathroom going, what.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The bloody hell have you said? On arena? So I
thought it would saying no, why would you say? Confused?
You don't listen to anything. You listen to what I
was ate, so it's today.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
He said, no, there's a lot of stress for my
wife and I yeah, day is live right now six.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Am starting at six Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, we'll has got exams. But she was a bit
hot and bothered from the heat yesterday and she had
Pea and pa and when I picked her up, I said,
you know what, let's go for an ice cream. We'll
go for an ice cream. So I didn't have my purse,
and then I remembered.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Don't need your.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Got a couple of cents at the bottom here with
some old plasters and a tissue to dab your face with.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Nanna's got apple pie anyway, So we just got a
soft servet makers They do that yummy chocolate soft serve.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You only didn't need about fifty cents off.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But anyway, I couldn't work out why it wasn't working. First,
I couldn't get the app up, and Mom's like, oh
my god, Mom, this is son.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
We need to ask where Donald Trump is is I'm
working at a macas.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If he loses that's he was just going around the world.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So I had to ask Siri to find the find
the app, and she's like, oh my god, Mom, you're
so embarrassing anyway. Then I tried to pay. It wasn't paying.
I'm thinking, what's doing wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Anyway? I was trying to pay it with my cab
charge that I had left over from going.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Up to see I wonder it wouldn't pay, and the
guy said, oh, I'm sorry, man, but that I don't
think that's that's not your apple pass.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So he referred to you as man. You do that
for a real long time.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's like that only gets used when it's like a
very like dodtery, like this could be my nan, so
I'll show some kindness.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
By the time I paid the ice cream was I
just got back to.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Liquid for a milkshake in the cup.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
The good thing is they gave you a senior's discount.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Christian, I may yesterday for me makes me a Monday loser,
a team member the week off and lunchtime. The only
other team member quit yesterday. I'm now start to work
now to do all the work of those two people.
I don't normally start till ten am. Penny good luck today,
Christian of my Monday Winner Winner Chicken dinner literally picked
(05:17):
up the bachelor's handbag. As I now know after listening
to the show last week. That's the chicken in a
little bag we were talking about. You good at the
supermarket the rotistory there, Mash you get it for her
manager special for any six dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I love when that happened.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh that's great. Yeah, made our chicken and salad dinners
even better. Talk to loves of Raspberry. We got two
pundits for the price of one Monday Winner. Creat This
is great. You live in the high line. This is
how King Charles lives person.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You'll be excited about this. Caitlin shared with me a
photo of the corned beef in a bag, just like
you would pick up the right chicken in a bag.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, the supermarket sick God, it might be a bit
dry on that stage though.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Corn beef is always drying.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Rochi not mine, Christian, Good morning and team on winning. Yes,
today was my birthday, also my daughter's year twelve graduation,
samon In Yes, o, muck up day is today? Are
they all today? Have they all synced up? All these
terrible teenagers? They started at five thirty this morning? Oh
my god, Kelly, let's swamp notes tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
They've never been up earlier. That's a commitment to today
right right.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The productivity to muck up date is hoes Jackie Boy,
You Monday winner or losey yesterday?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Oh big winner, yes say as. I was told I
booked a live music performance that I'll be doing tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Bianca has volunteered me to do a live performance at
Gordy's daycare tomorrow morning, straight after the show.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's a tough gig, though, isn't it look bad in
front of your son and all his new pairs?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
So I've been working on the playlist.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
What are you going to play?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Old McDonald had a farm clang banger.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I mean that's huge, that's lived forever, that's wonder wall
if it's Oasis.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Into Hot Potato, The Wiggles, yep, oh yep. Hop little Bunny?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Do you guys do that?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
A lot? Hop? Little Barney hop hop hop hop little
Barney hop hop hop like.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Have some effects on there as well. So are you
going to make up a song? Why don't you get
the kids to make up a song with you?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I got all these lyrics to learn Old McDonald, I.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Can do it now. Then they don't even know how
those songs go. All they know is half a line.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
This is easiest gigging show biz of the year, Old
McDonald how to farm? And then then you can do this.
You know that Robbie Williams does You and Angels when
he lets.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The crowd in half the work. This goes care just
going to the next song. Three songs in.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
And then are going to finish with Gordie's absolute favorite
song at the moment, Yellow Submarine. He cannot stop singing
this song everywhere we go. He was playing it on
guitar this week.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You haven't got a word about your performance.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And then this is on the way.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I love it. It's kind of a grunge show mix.
He's doing it.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
This is on the way home from daycare yesterday out
in the wild.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh, this is so cute. Chap, I reckon, he's going
to be a musician.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Keep all this stuff expensive demos you can send online
for a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
This is your king, Richard.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, you keep document everything, start publishing the book right now.
This he actually sounds like a blues singer here, that
kind of primal pain in the young fellow.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So cute.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I wish you would complement my singing in the same way.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well there's room. So how many songs you got to
do tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Four songs?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh they won't fall asleep.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Well, you know their attention span, their attention spans not
great at that same guy.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Is a radio entertainer, Loe hang with every day.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Why get into my head?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
But like you know, the little ones, they you know,
get distracted.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Quite That's what I'm saying. Why don't you make some
sort of.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Song with them?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, like an interactive thing, Yeah, just to make it
live what they go like, Oh where are you from?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah? It is called improvise. Yeah, craigy bird. What is
your granddad called Tad's head?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Make a song up with them, you know, like oh
McDonald get them to pick the animals is great.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
This is great. Are you free, Tom? Can you go
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