February 21, 2025 • 14 mins
There's a Reddit thread going off about things people learned about each other AFTER they moved in together, and Matty J reveals some interesting habits of Laura's. Tori Spelling is in trouble for making her kid massage her and we celebrate your Little Wins!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are you read the Pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura
Burn Crady Your worth, our windows, my worlds in the dust,
only good, bab bugle. I don't much, but yeah I'm not.
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter where.
This is the pickup. It's the pickup with Britt Hackley
(00:23):
and Laura Burn Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Guys, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I did have a happy night last night. Do you
know why? You know why? Everyone? I got a little
sneak peek of prints Dancing with Dancing with the Stars.
I got to go to one of her performances. I
didn't want you to go. I sat shade across that
dance floor all the way to the mirror ball.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You look so good, Well maybe I looked good, but yeah,
we're not going to give too much away.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But I didn't want you to go for some reason.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't know how you do I make you nervous.
I feel sick.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Thinking about it. I don't want anyone I know there.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know what I experience because I did it
a couple of years back. The last night, a whole
group of my friends came and it made me really nervous.
I did not enjoy having them there, and it wigged
me out that they were there. And I don't want
to blame them, but I reckon that's the reason why
I blanked, because I just was so in my head
about people that I knew watching me. I hated it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You don't want to gaslight your friends, but they reason.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I could have won Dancing with the Stars if my
friends hadn't come. I feel the same.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So like, my family has come down for one recording
and I loved having them there. But now I've done it,
and I asked you not to come, but you completely
ignored me as a true friend does, and you came in.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I just want to be there to support you. I'll
tell you that I'm not coming next time, but I'll
hide in the wings. I'd prefer that.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, come if you want behind a curtain or with
a mask on.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So we're a mask It's like the mask singer, except
Dancing with the Stars the masked audience. Anyway, you're great
and you should be super proud of yourself. Okay, thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
We do have a big show coming up for you today,
and we want to know what you learned about your
partner after you moved in together.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Like it's too late.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They've hidden their weird things, they've hidden their disgusting habits.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Then you move in and unleash.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
So if you've got something, text into our text line
or give us a call.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
After the break my husband just leaves his retainers all
over the house. That's so retainers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I know. He hasn't needed Like he's still got the
buttons on his teeth. He hasn't needed them for like
five years.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But that's a whole other thing, Laura, I've been having
a wild time on the Reddit threads. Sometimes I got
stuck down a rabbit hole on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
My favorite is the am I the asshole thread?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, well there's one at the moment that is people
sharing like the weirdest habits about their partners that they
didn't know until they moved in with them. So, you know,
it's all like happy families when you're dating. It's the
chemistry's there. It's all sexy and attractive. Everyone's so quote unquote.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Normal because everyone's on their best behavior before you move
in together, and there's only a certain amount of time
that you can hold up that sort of life for Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, everyone's like going on and talking about the things
that they discovered after the fact. I don't live with
my partner Ben my fiance, because he lives on the
other side of the world. But since we've like committed
to each other and we're locked down and we're getting married,
the first two years, he was the neatest person you've
ever met, like the cleanest person.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I was like, what a unicorn?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Like this man that has not real it's not real,
not real.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He's such a salob and everything is so messy. And
when we used to FaceTime long distance, he would clean
a section behind him and around him, and then he
would FaceTime commit it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, my husband, So I've been I mean, I was saying,
I've been living with him. We've been together for eight years.
There is one thing I discovered after we got married,
and it is it still horrifies me to this day.
Matt brushes his teeth without using any water at all.
He puts toothpaste straight onto his toothbrush, brushes dry, and
then just wipes his mouth on a towel. It is like,
(03:45):
it's criminal. It makes me feel physically sick. And we
have to wash every town in our house because every
time he brushed his teeth instead of just washing his
mouth like a normal human, he wipes his spitty toothpaste
onto a towel. We have had so many fights over this.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well, speaking of dry, someone said he speaking at Dora,
he will occasionally eat dry tortellini straight out of the
bag when he's reading in bed, so he doesn't cook.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's it's fine, No, one's not. Yeah. When I was
a kid, I used to just eat it raw all
the time, straight out of the bridge. Yeah, tortellini with
the meat inside of ravioli. Well it sounds healthy. You
just eat it that's cooked. The meat inside is already cooked.
It's like eating ham. You choose to cook it or not.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, you do some weird things, so I'm grain of solid.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
There was another one on there. She found out that
when her boyfriend gets out of the shower, instead of
drying his balls with a towel, she dries it. He
drives them with a hair dryer, which I think is
very thorough. I wonder how normal that is. It just
means he's quite hairy down there. He doesn't want it
all wet and stucks together on stuff, So he gets
out of the shower, cockspon leg, gets out the dice
and just gives it a little little blow dry.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, this one's a sociopath. He wanted to put all
the cutlery just straight into the drawer without any dividers,
so like knives, forks, spoons, everything's mixed together.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, no, that's crazy. No, do you know what, I've
got another one for you. When I moved in with
my ex boyfriend, the poor guy, because I talked about
on Yesterdays show as well, he didn't have a bed bass.
He had a mattress on the floor and we lived
like that for years.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I did that for a while, but that was a choice.
It was like a feng Shue thing.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He only got sheets because I moved in with him.
Prior to that, he had no sheets and just kind
of like had his blankets in a pile on his
bed like a nest. This one he won't dry using
a towel.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Instead, he just chooses to dry naturally, so he just
walks around naked to he dry.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I think that's fine, it's your own home. Be free,
be comfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, we've got a bit of a special caller on
the phone. Actually your husband, Matty Jail Morris Corvin.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Heh Matt, I'm an angel.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hello, my darling, Look you are perfect. I'm going to
get something.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Off my chest. Oh please do What could I possibly
do that annoys you? After I've been single parenting for
the past five weeks. What could it possibly be?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yes, thin, yes, thank you for bringing that up. Well,
I've just noticed that I've looked at the bin and
there's actually there's a huge stack of cardboard boxes that
aren't in the bin. They're just next to the bin.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's because it's your job to physically put them into
the bin. I put them, I put them within the
vicinity of the bin, and then you've sought them.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Okay, So well that was wine. I've got a second
one if I can also.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
How long we got No, we've got time. This is
the second one.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I've talked about this a lot before, but it was
when I looked at Laura. I thought she would have
been having a shower before she went to bed, But
what she was actually doing was fully dressed, not brushing
her teeth in this think, but she was brushing or
washing her feet in the sink. Yeah, so she doesn't
shower at night time like most people.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I sometimes shower it night depends on what I've done
in the day. But sometimes my feet just need to wash.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, Laura, you always need to wash. Just showering your
feet isn't a thing.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But what if I've had like a shower at four
o'clock and then my feet need a rint.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A lot happens between four and eleven.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sometimes I don't want to be damp when I go
to bed, and I just want my feet to be cleared.
You can dry yourself before you get.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Also, and who are you kidd When have you ever
had a shower at four o'clock? That's not happening. You
have a Sharrett like.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Tory Spelling. Do you remember Tory Spelling? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Nine two one oh, yes, yeah, I loved nine o
two one Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I mean, no one cares this, but she was my
least favorite person on that show.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
When you're right, no one cares, but I hope to
Tory is not listening, But I love the show.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Brian Austin Green, oh so good. Yeah, what's happening with
him now?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh so the judge on Dancing with the Stars, Shanna
Burgess because I'm on Dancing with the Stars right now,
is married to Brian Austin Green. So essentially I'm basically
in the cast of nine to two one.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh okay, well look, going back to Tory spelling, she's
in a bit of hot water, okay, and that is
because she's been getting her son to do something the
people online think is very weird and questionable. So you
know how when your kids hit a certain age they
start to want pocket money or you know, they want money,
they want to buy things, they want a bit of
fine autonomy. I remember my childhood.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yes, we could like wash up or wash the car,
or mow the lawn, like there were a bunch of
chores we could do to.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Get like a fiber Yeah, and you get like the
going rate five bucks something, you know. So Toris come
up with a new idea. She's like, Okay, my son's
at an age where he wants to make some money,
he wants to do some chores. Bo Is his name,
And she's like, well, I'm going to get him to
give me a nice little massage. So she's posted a
photo of herself laying face down on a bed with
(08:27):
just like a blanket or towel covering a butt, and
then her seven year old is giving her a massage.
Now people think this is just really strange. Firstly, people like,
why would you post this? That's weird. It's just a
weird and wrong thing to do. WTF, we all know
what that stands for. This is so strange and so wrong.
I think people think it's a bit disturbing because she's
obviously nude. I think she has undies.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'm looking at the picture, so from she's laying on
her stomach and from her neck down to her butt line,
she's got nothing on. Then she's got a blanket draped
across her butt. Then her legs are exposed and he's
rubbing her legs.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, she looks like she's in a massage parlor, except
the masseuse is a seven year old. She would have
underwear on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So yeah, I'm looking at some of the comments.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's going off like people are going, that's just weird,
so wrong. Austin Butler's unofficial publicist is on there. Apparently
he has said wtf.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's not probably getting the response she wanted.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And I'm a bit torn about it because I think
it's okay for children to do chores for money.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's normal obviously, but not like I think it's okay
shave my butt crack, I'll give you a fiver. Like
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
No, I don't think she's asking.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know what your butt crack looks like.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I also think it's okay if they want to earn
a fiver and it's like, rub your feet, give me
a neck massage. I would probably do that to my kid.
I get migrains, I'll be like, y'all, give you twenty
to rub my neck.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The weird thing is is because she's got no clothes on.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But then it goes to the point where it's like, well,
does that mean that we're sexualizing it? But we don't
normally sexualize a massage, Like you don't go to a
normal massage at your local massage parlor and sex ualize that.
So it's it's weird for me. But I also sort
of understand why she's done it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But I think she should.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Probably put the top half of her clothes on and
just get a calf massage.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's all a bit much. I think the reason why
she shared it is because in her mind it is
totally harmless, like there's nothing about it that the kids
giving her her calf a rub, do you know what
I mean? Like, I don't think that there was any
part of her that didn't think it would be received well.
And people have put their own feelings on it. Now
that said, do whatever you want, but like maybe just
could be more considerate about what you share on social media.
(10:31):
I say that as I'm about to share a story
on national radio. Almost every night, when my kids are
in the bath, I will sit on the edge of
the bath and I put my feet in the bath.
And that's how you shall we know. Matt told us, No,
I put my feet in the bath, and I use
like one of those foot scrubbers right to like scrub
the heel of my foot in the bath that they eat.
You're so disgusting, No.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Just just scrub them clean.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Everyone's getting clean in the bar or your chunky heel
cracks and floating through the kids' bar.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I don't shavee the dead skin off on there like
the brushes. Yeah, but that's an expoan And anyway, Lola's
now taken up. Lola'll be like, I'll do it, mom.
So sometimes I just sit there and she washes my
feet while she's having a bath. And she washed my
feet in the bar.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's child lay because you don't pay us.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
She doesn't even know. She could be only in a way.
I reckon, just toy is doing it wrong. You don't
have to pay him for it. He owes you your massage.
You birthed him.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It is time for our little wins where someone one
of you are going to win five hundred dollar of
our you to spend at Chemists warehouse. All you have
to do is give us a call and tell us
what was your little win of the week. And we
don't want the big things. We don't want like you know,
graduating or baring your car.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Congrats if you graduated, but.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Maybe you got married, but that's like too big, that's
a big win. We want the little, insignificant wins that
no one else is celebrating.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
But we are all right, Well, let's hear from you guys.
We have Siana first. Hey, Shiana, what's your little winn
of the week?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Hey guys, Yeah, my little win of the week was
you know, me and my wife with successfully send little
a flat park without arguing or getting a divorce.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Well done, a little touch.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And go, but we made it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I have a big question, did you manage to assemble
it right from the get go. You know how Usually
you get three quarters the way in and you're like, damn,
and I put that thing the wrong way and then
you're gonna screw At the end, you're like, where does
that go?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
There was We did put it together like back to front,
and we had to change it. It was a bit
of touch and go. But we're like, you know what,
divorce is too expensive, Let's just do this.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, couple of third Let's just get a bookshelf and
crack it was great. All right, that's a good win.
Let's go to Dannielle.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hey, Dannielle, what's your little win of the week?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Hey, guys, So I dropped my keys down a drain
this morning, but they managed to get caught on like a.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Tweak or something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I wasted from it feels fabricated.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And then the twig had fifty dollars on it.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
No, it was a twig made out of solid gold,
wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's a pretty good win, actually, I like that one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Alana's next, Alana, what's your little win of the week.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah, so my little win of the week is I
finally learned, at forty years old, how to ride a bicycle.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That is you pretzy?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Hang on, are we off the training wheels yet?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
So when I'm as little, I learned on training wheels
and I never got off the training wheels.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You didn't graduate, never know.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
I was too scared. I don't know, but the fear.
And now I've got at like sons that are teenagers
and they really want to go bike riding, and now
I could do it with them. I'm really proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
For this with just two wheels.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Yeah, just two wheels.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Do you know that is actually?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Take your hat off? That is a really big win.
Take your hat off. I'm not wearing a hat.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Take your helmet off, Atlanta, I'll keep it on. I'll
keep it on.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's a really big win.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But you should be so proud of yourself as an
adult because it's so hard to learn a new thing
like that as an adult.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But also do it's so nice about that learning something
new so that you can enjoy new experience with your kids,
Like that's really really awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
What are your reckon laws? I reckon We're going Alana.
You just want yourself five hundred dollars to spend a
chemist warehouse?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Look at you riding bikes, winning vouchers. Happened INA's life.
Buy some band aids. Might need to get some antiseptic
spray just in case. Alana, congrats, thank you, and anyway, guys,
you can also rush on into chemist Warehouse and say
save it all your favorite beauty, haircare and skin care
products shop instore or online today and that's it from
us everyone. The end of the week. We made it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I'll have a great weekend. I've got to go dance
all weekend. What about you. I'm just gonna be with
my kids.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's just the same. I think I have no plans
this weekend. Actually, well, I can't wait to hear about
it on Monday. Laura. Yeah, I'll hopefully something interesting happens.
I can tell you guys about it.
Are you read the Pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura
Burn Crady Your worth, our windows, my worlds in the dust,
only good, bab bugle. I don't much, but yeah I'm not.
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter where.
This is the pickup. It's the pickup with Britt Hackley
(00:23):
and Laura Burn Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Guys, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I did have a happy night last night. Do you
know why? You know why? Everyone? I got a little
sneak peek of prints Dancing with Dancing with the Stars.
I got to go to one of her performances. I
didn't want you to go. I sat shade across that
dance floor all the way to the mirror ball.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You look so good, Well maybe I looked good, but yeah,
we're not going to give too much away.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But I didn't want you to go for some reason.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't know how you do I make you nervous.
I feel sick.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Thinking about it. I don't want anyone I know there.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know what I experience because I did it
a couple of years back. The last night, a whole
group of my friends came and it made me really nervous.
I did not enjoy having them there, and it wigged
me out that they were there. And I don't want
to blame them, but I reckon that's the reason why
I blanked, because I just was so in my head
about people that I knew watching me. I hated it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You don't want to gaslight your friends, but they reason.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I could have won Dancing with the Stars if my
friends hadn't come. I feel the same.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So like, my family has come down for one recording
and I loved having them there. But now I've done it,
and I asked you not to come, but you completely
ignored me as a true friend does, and you came in.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I just want to be there to support you. I'll
tell you that I'm not coming next time, but I'll
hide in the wings. I'd prefer that.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, come if you want behind a curtain or with
a mask on.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So we're a mask It's like the mask singer, except
Dancing with the Stars the masked audience. Anyway, you're great
and you should be super proud of yourself. Okay, thanks.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
We do have a big show coming up for you today,
and we want to know what you learned about your
partner after you moved in together.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Like it's too late.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They've hidden their weird things, they've hidden their disgusting habits.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Then you move in and unleash.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
So if you've got something, text into our text line
or give us a call.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
After the break my husband just leaves his retainers all
over the house. That's so retainers.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I know. He hasn't needed Like he's still got the
buttons on his teeth. He hasn't needed them for like
five years.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But that's a whole other thing, Laura, I've been having
a wild time on the Reddit threads. Sometimes I got
stuck down a rabbit hole on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
My favorite is the am I the asshole thread?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, well there's one at the moment that is people
sharing like the weirdest habits about their partners that they
didn't know until they moved in with them. So, you know,
it's all like happy families when you're dating. It's the
chemistry's there. It's all sexy and attractive. Everyone's so quote unquote.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Normal because everyone's on their best behavior before you move
in together, and there's only a certain amount of time
that you can hold up that sort of life for Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, everyone's like going on and talking about the things
that they discovered after the fact. I don't live with
my partner Ben my fiance, because he lives on the
other side of the world. But since we've like committed
to each other and we're locked down and we're getting married,
the first two years, he was the neatest person you've
ever met, like the cleanest person.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I was like, what a unicorn?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Like this man that has not real it's not real,
not real.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He's such a salob and everything is so messy. And
when we used to FaceTime long distance, he would clean
a section behind him and around him, and then he
would FaceTime commit it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, my husband, So I've been I mean, I was saying,
I've been living with him. We've been together for eight years.
There is one thing I discovered after we got married,
and it is it still horrifies me to this day.
Matt brushes his teeth without using any water at all.
He puts toothpaste straight onto his toothbrush, brushes dry, and
then just wipes his mouth on a towel. It is like,
(03:45):
it's criminal. It makes me feel physically sick. And we
have to wash every town in our house because every
time he brushed his teeth instead of just washing his
mouth like a normal human, he wipes his spitty toothpaste
onto a towel. We have had so many fights over this.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well, speaking of dry, someone said he speaking at Dora,
he will occasionally eat dry tortellini straight out of the
bag when he's reading in bed, so he doesn't cook.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's it's fine, No, one's not. Yeah. When I was
a kid, I used to just eat it raw all
the time, straight out of the bridge. Yeah, tortellini with
the meat inside of ravioli. Well it sounds healthy. You
just eat it that's cooked. The meat inside is already cooked.
It's like eating ham. You choose to cook it or not.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, you do some weird things, so I'm grain of solid.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
There was another one on there. She found out that
when her boyfriend gets out of the shower, instead of
drying his balls with a towel, she dries it. He
drives them with a hair dryer, which I think is
very thorough. I wonder how normal that is. It just
means he's quite hairy down there. He doesn't want it
all wet and stucks together on stuff, So he gets
out of the shower, cockspon leg, gets out the dice
and just gives it a little little blow dry.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, this one's a sociopath. He wanted to put all
the cutlery just straight into the drawer without any dividers,
so like knives, forks, spoons, everything's mixed together.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, no, that's crazy. No, do you know what, I've
got another one for you. When I moved in with
my ex boyfriend, the poor guy, because I talked about
on Yesterdays show as well, he didn't have a bed bass.
He had a mattress on the floor and we lived
like that for years.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I did that for a while, but that was a choice.
It was like a feng Shue thing.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He only got sheets because I moved in with him.
Prior to that, he had no sheets and just kind
of like had his blankets in a pile on his
bed like a nest. This one he won't dry using
a towel.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Instead, he just chooses to dry naturally, so he just
walks around naked to he dry.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I think that's fine, it's your own home. Be free,
be comfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, we've got a bit of a special caller on
the phone. Actually your husband, Matty Jail Morris Corvin.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Heh Matt, I'm an angel.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hello, my darling, Look you are perfect. I'm going to
get something.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Off my chest. Oh please do What could I possibly
do that annoys you? After I've been single parenting for
the past five weeks. What could it possibly be?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yes, thin, yes, thank you for bringing that up. Well,
I've just noticed that I've looked at the bin and
there's actually there's a huge stack of cardboard boxes that
aren't in the bin. They're just next to the bin.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's because it's your job to physically put them into
the bin. I put them, I put them within the
vicinity of the bin, and then you've sought them.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Okay, So well that was wine. I've got a second
one if I can also.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
How long we got No, we've got time. This is
the second one.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I've talked about this a lot before, but it was
when I looked at Laura. I thought she would have
been having a shower before she went to bed, But
what she was actually doing was fully dressed, not brushing
her teeth in this think, but she was brushing or
washing her feet in the sink. Yeah, so she doesn't
shower at night time like most people.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I sometimes shower it night depends on what I've done
in the day. But sometimes my feet just need to wash.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, Laura, you always need to wash. Just showering your
feet isn't a thing.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But what if I've had like a shower at four
o'clock and then my feet need a rint.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A lot happens between four and eleven.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sometimes I don't want to be damp when I go
to bed, and I just want my feet to be cleared.
You can dry yourself before you get.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Also, and who are you kidd When have you ever
had a shower at four o'clock? That's not happening. You
have a Sharrett like.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Tory Spelling. Do you remember Tory Spelling? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Nine two one oh, yes, yeah, I loved nine o
two one Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I mean, no one cares this, but she was my
least favorite person on that show.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
When you're right, no one cares, but I hope to
Tory is not listening, But I love the show.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Brian Austin Green, oh so good. Yeah, what's happening with
him now?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh so the judge on Dancing with the Stars, Shanna
Burgess because I'm on Dancing with the Stars right now,
is married to Brian Austin Green. So essentially I'm basically
in the cast of nine to two one.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh okay, well look, going back to Tory spelling, she's
in a bit of hot water, okay, and that is
because she's been getting her son to do something the
people online think is very weird and questionable. So you
know how when your kids hit a certain age they
start to want pocket money or you know, they want money,
they want to buy things, they want a bit of
fine autonomy. I remember my childhood.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yes, we could like wash up or wash the car,
or mow the lawn, like there were a bunch of
chores we could do to.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Get like a fiber Yeah, and you get like the
going rate five bucks something, you know. So Toris come
up with a new idea. She's like, Okay, my son's
at an age where he wants to make some money,
he wants to do some chores. Bo Is his name,
And she's like, well, I'm going to get him to
give me a nice little massage. So she's posted a
photo of herself laying face down on a bed with
(08:27):
just like a blanket or towel covering a butt, and
then her seven year old is giving her a massage.
Now people think this is just really strange. Firstly, people like,
why would you post this? That's weird. It's just a
weird and wrong thing to do. WTF, we all know
what that stands for. This is so strange and so wrong.
I think people think it's a bit disturbing because she's
obviously nude. I think she has undies.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'm looking at the picture, so from she's laying on
her stomach and from her neck down to her butt line,
she's got nothing on. Then she's got a blanket draped
across her butt. Then her legs are exposed and he's
rubbing her legs.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, she looks like she's in a massage parlor, except
the masseuse is a seven year old. She would have
underwear on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So yeah, I'm looking at some of the comments.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's going off like people are going, that's just weird,
so wrong. Austin Butler's unofficial publicist is on there. Apparently
he has said wtf.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's not probably getting the response she wanted.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And I'm a bit torn about it because I think
it's okay for children to do chores for money.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's normal obviously, but not like I think it's okay
shave my butt crack, I'll give you a fiver. Like
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
No, I don't think she's asking.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know what your butt crack looks like.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I also think it's okay if they want to earn
a fiver and it's like, rub your feet, give me
a neck massage. I would probably do that to my kid.
I get migrains, I'll be like, y'all, give you twenty
to rub my neck.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The weird thing is is because she's got no clothes on.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But then it goes to the point where it's like, well,
does that mean that we're sexualizing it? But we don't
normally sexualize a massage, Like you don't go to a
normal massage at your local massage parlor and sex ualize that.
So it's it's weird for me. But I also sort
of understand why she's done it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But I think she should.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Probably put the top half of her clothes on and
just get a calf massage.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's all a bit much. I think the reason why
she shared it is because in her mind it is
totally harmless, like there's nothing about it that the kids
giving her her calf a rub, do you know what
I mean? Like, I don't think that there was any
part of her that didn't think it would be received well.
And people have put their own feelings on it. Now
that said, do whatever you want, but like maybe just
could be more considerate about what you share on social media.
(10:31):
I say that as I'm about to share a story
on national radio. Almost every night, when my kids are
in the bath, I will sit on the edge of
the bath and I put my feet in the bath.
And that's how you shall we know. Matt told us, No,
I put my feet in the bath, and I use
like one of those foot scrubbers right to like scrub
the heel of my foot in the bath that they eat.
You're so disgusting, No.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Just just scrub them clean.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Everyone's getting clean in the bar or your chunky heel
cracks and floating through the kids' bar.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I don't shavee the dead skin off on there like
the brushes. Yeah, but that's an expoan And anyway, Lola's
now taken up. Lola'll be like, I'll do it, mom.
So sometimes I just sit there and she washes my
feet while she's having a bath. And she washed my
feet in the bar.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's child lay because you don't pay us.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
She doesn't even know. She could be only in a way.
I reckon, just toy is doing it wrong. You don't
have to pay him for it. He owes you your massage.
You birthed him.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It is time for our little wins where someone one
of you are going to win five hundred dollar of
our you to spend at Chemists warehouse. All you have
to do is give us a call and tell us
what was your little win of the week. And we
don't want the big things. We don't want like you know,
graduating or baring your car.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Congrats if you graduated, but.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Maybe you got married, but that's like too big, that's
a big win. We want the little, insignificant wins that
no one else is celebrating.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
But we are all right, Well, let's hear from you guys.
We have Siana first. Hey, Shiana, what's your little winn
of the week?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Hey guys, Yeah, my little win of the week was
you know, me and my wife with successfully send little
a flat park without arguing or getting a divorce.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Well done, a little touch.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And go, but we made it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I have a big question, did you manage to assemble
it right from the get go. You know how Usually
you get three quarters the way in and you're like, damn,
and I put that thing the wrong way and then
you're gonna screw At the end, you're like, where does
that go?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
There was We did put it together like back to front,
and we had to change it. It was a bit
of touch and go. But we're like, you know what,
divorce is too expensive, Let's just do this.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, couple of third Let's just get a bookshelf and
crack it was great. All right, that's a good win.
Let's go to Dannielle.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hey, Dannielle, what's your little win of the week?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Hey, guys, So I dropped my keys down a drain
this morning, but they managed to get caught on like a.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Tweak or something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I wasted from it feels fabricated.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And then the twig had fifty dollars on it.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
No, it was a twig made out of solid gold,
wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's a pretty good win, actually, I like that one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Alana's next, Alana, what's your little win of the week.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Yeah, so my little win of the week is I
finally learned, at forty years old, how to ride a bicycle.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That is you pretzy?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Hang on, are we off the training wheels yet?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
So when I'm as little, I learned on training wheels
and I never got off the training wheels.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You didn't graduate, never know.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
I was too scared. I don't know, but the fear.
And now I've got at like sons that are teenagers
and they really want to go bike riding, and now
I could do it with them. I'm really proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
For this with just two wheels.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Yeah, just two wheels.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Do you know that is actually?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Take your hat off? That is a really big win.
Take your hat off. I'm not wearing a hat.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Take your helmet off, Atlanta, I'll keep it on. I'll
keep it on.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's a really big win.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But you should be so proud of yourself as an
adult because it's so hard to learn a new thing
like that as an adult.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But also do it's so nice about that learning something
new so that you can enjoy new experience with your kids,
Like that's really really awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
What are your reckon laws? I reckon We're going Alana.
You just want yourself five hundred dollars to spend a
chemist warehouse?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Look at you riding bikes, winning vouchers. Happened INA's life.
Buy some band aids. Might need to get some antiseptic
spray just in case. Alana, congrats, thank you, and anyway, guys,
you can also rush on into chemist Warehouse and say
save it all your favorite beauty, haircare and skin care
products shop instore or online today and that's it from
us everyone. The end of the week. We made it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I'll have a great weekend. I've got to go dance
all weekend. What about you. I'm just gonna be with
my kids.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's just the same. I think I have no plans
this weekend. Actually, well, I can't wait to hear about
it on Monday. Laura. Yeah, I'll hopefully something interesting happens.
I can tell you guys about it.
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