FULLSHOW! Britt's boyfriend has finally shown off a HUGE red flag!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Laura, come on, here we go, Hi Friday. Hello, Hello,
what's going on in the rumors? It's electric?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, I'm madly trying to organize.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I mean, this week it was my four year old
Marley May, my beautiful Mally May's birthday.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
You clap a birthday.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I feel that other people, other moms might relate to this.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I tried so hard for her first birthday, her second birthday,
I tried pretty hard. Her third birthday was relatively a
relative amount of effort. And it's like turning four. It's
like we've gotten to a point now where we're.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Like, oh no, the birthday came round. It's so bad.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
We forgot to organize anything. We ended up organizing a
party at the community hall. It's going for two hours
tomorrow mornings.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Great community hall is a great community place.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
One percent. We even organized a fairy who's going to
do some face paint. Afterthought.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
No, no, I think it's great that you haven't. This
is the first time we're hearing about it. But that's
why I love that, Because there's nothing worse than adults
who invite their other adult friends to their babies birthdays.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Went to her birthday last year.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I do the kid.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
How boring.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, No, that was a different birthday. That was at
a pub. That was a birthday for the parents.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is a.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Community hall at nine am in the morning with a
face painter and a cupcake.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I'm not coming to No one wants to come to them.
I'm not coming. I'm not get my face painted.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I mean, it is a fairy, though.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't need face paint to be perceived as a fairy.
Lovely bags, can I have?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're fairy by nature?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
I am all right? What's on the show? To wrap
it up?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
As you guys know, my partner Ben is here visiting,
and I waited a long time to get a beautiful
flag free boyfriend, flag free, red flag free. He can
have a white flag. But the worst case has happened.
I've discovered the first red flag.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
To me. You were there. I was there when Britt
found this flag and she found the first.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
You locked eyes with me across the flag table.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
And I said, is that a flag? His bands? He's
happy to see me, and we noticed the red flag
and you're gonna are you gonna admit it on the air?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I think so yeah, I think does he know he
has this red flag?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
About to yeah, is it going to find out?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
All right, we'll get to it next on the pickup
or thanks to Chemists ware House heading today great savings
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Speaker 3 (02:33):
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
I really do.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I broke.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You know, when you drop it and it breaks.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I've never been there, but imagine bronze off.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, when you do and it breaks, it's very disappointing.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, I found a red flag in my partner, Ben.
I need to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Ben Man.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
You guys know Ben. He's almost perfect. He was perfect
until this moment.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
He's here from Scotland. He's only here for a couple
more hours than he has to jet back off. We
met him for the first time. Laurie's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
He he's a beautiful man. He's so nice.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
He's he's lovely and pleasant and kind and all the
things that you want.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Too's short six foot six.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
He bangs his head when he tries to walk into
a thing.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
So I thought he's perfect right, And he even puts
my coat on when I stand up, he opens my
card door. He's he's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Does he walk on the road side of everything?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
One man. The other night, Mitch Benjamin and I had dinner.
This is the first time we found a red flag.
Mitch messaged me under the table and I just got
a text. And you know, when you're out at dinner
with people and you get a text from somebody at
the table, you know it's not going to be good.
And I look under the table.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
We're at my house, by the way, this is my
personal house, so I don't need to be texting brit No.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So I look under the table and I get a
message from Mitch and it's just got like six red flags,
and I'm like, oh my god, it is it's a
red flag.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
What did he do?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
So we're ordering Uber Eats, and we'd all decided on
the dinner to get. You know, you're ordering one Uber eats.
Ben Ben doesn't order from one restaurant for one dinner.
Ben ordered from four restaurants for one dinner.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
He eats he couldn't decide what he wanted.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
A barantini from one place with a delivery feet.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Then he wanted charcoald chicken, so we ordered another full
charcoal chicken and garlic dip from another restaurant. Yep.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Then we got some lebonese because he wanted the bread
from another place.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Then he suggested maybe we get some paye.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I am literally sitting in my mouth on the table.
What sort of psychopath orders four different Uber Eats delivery?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
But he was to travel around the world in one
dinner time and we all had to fight. No one does.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was like, please, Ben, please don't do this. You
don't have to do this. We just just the charcoald chickens. Fine,
like that's enough, and he goes, I will not order
from one restaurant. I want them all.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
He kind of scolded me. He went, no, if we
want to get this, we can get this.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm sorry. How much did he spend in delivery fees?
Twenty dollars just getting the food here and then a couple.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Of hundred bucks yeah, and then.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
The food didn't arrive at the same different times.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
So the full chuck old chicken came first, so we
just sit there like man, and he's like past the wing.
I'm like, no worries. Brittain and I are like, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Then?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
And my halfway through a chicken. Then garlic dip arrives
in its own bag and we're like, okay, that was it?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Just the dip.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Then we got just Aaron chiny.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
He paid more for.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
The deller having hold his bend because the screams of
something a fourteen year old would do if they were
ordering Uber Eats for the first time.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
The man is thirty one. How long has he lived
out a home for since he was fifteen?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
It doesn't help, It doesn't check out.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
He's a sociopath. So I don't know what to do.
I stay in the relationship.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
No, I mean, look, we weren't doing too well before it,
so I think we have to just we've got to
overlook a few of the red flags. And I think
that that's the first one. Cheating, I mean we might
not overlook that one, or ordering from too many restaurants
and Uber Eats, I reckon, we can can believe turn.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, well, I brought on the leftovers here, so we
have half a chuck or chicken and some garlic dip
to get through the rest of the show.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah, one piece of bit of bread and half an.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Hour and Jean all right next, speaking of yeah, relationships,
mine is over. Oh shramatic, relationship with five years is done.
I've made a big decision post breakup, and it's going
to affect our friendship and it's going to affect me
coming here and doing this show. I'm going to announce
it after this on the pick Up. It is the
pick Up Friday afternoon. It's Britt, Laura and Mitch here

(06:16):
right now. You can head into Chemists. Why house do
it today? You get great savings every day at the
end of the week. I've got one more week, guys,
before I move out of my house that I'm currently
living in alone. Because I announced it on the show.
A few weeks ago, me and my partner of five
years split up and I'm now single for the first
time in a very long time. I had some choices

(06:39):
to make, and I have decided. I actually haven't told
you guys this, but I wanted to announce it on
the air and get your hot take. I am moving
back in with my parents.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, yay, this is not the reaction, I expect.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, that's a.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Big, big, big, good, life changing decision.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Wait, are you going to move back into your old room?
How old were you when you move out of home?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Moved that I at twenty two. I'm twenty seven now.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
How do you feel about it moving back home?

Speaker 5 (07:13):
It was my choice. I'm not being forced to. I
just I'm so sad about the breakup. It's really rocked me.
And it's only going to be for three four months,
for six, twelve, eighteen months years, however long. I need
to just get back on my feet and be in
I'm going on a health journey as well. I want
to get back into a better head space and then
get back out there in my single area.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
There's also been a rental crisis, so that didn't really
help trying to find a new apartment.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh yeah, I went. I went to twelve open houses,
didn't find any thing, so called mom.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
And dad money.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
How do your parents feel about the fact that you're
moving back in because I remember when I moved back
in for a stint in my twenties, and my mum
was very happy to have gotten rid of me, and
I'm not so happy that I'd moved back in there.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I'm so lucky Mom and dad, Mark and Michelle Churi.
They are good parents. They're pumped to have me back.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Hang on, was it last week or the week before?
We had a pretty heated discussion on here about kids.
It's paying rent when they're adults and they live with
their parents, and do you I was very much the
child the adult should pay rent if they move home,
and you are very much that you shouldn't pay rent.
Are you going to be paying any rent?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I just want to say that I didn't have that
point of view because I knew I was moving home.
I don't think children should have to pay for many reasons,
and I haven't spoken to him and dad about it,
But no, they won't make me pay.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Are you sure that your mum's not going to make
you pay?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I don't know if she's on board with that.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
What do you mean, Michelle would love to have me back.
We're great friends. No, I'm going back. I'm not paying
you know what.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I don't like this. Let's get Michelle on the line. Michelle,
I've already called up here.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
She is Surprised's mom Michelle here. She is welcome to
the picure.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Jurie Hi Mom, Hi, Hi everyone, Hi, your son.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Has just informed us they're not an easy moving home,
but that he's not going to be paying you any board.
Are you across this?

Speaker 7 (08:57):
I am? I am, And in fact, that was the
deal that we'd arranged with Mitch. But I think Mark
and I have had to review it and we may
have to change that situation.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Mitch.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Oh, we may just we may have to actually ask
you to contribute in some way with board.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I mean, you're in a good salary now, radio.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
You know he's doing okay?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Well, how much are we going to charge him a week?

Speaker 8 (09:25):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
I was thinking like one fifty.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
If there is anything you are not, mum, it's an actor.
You've been worded up by these Are.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
You going to give him pocket money like five dollars
if he doesn't dishwasher?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
You're not that I'm not paying I'm not. I will
if you want me to. But is this real?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Michelle? Do you know what I want to know as well?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Is what are you going to do when Mitch starts
bringing home some love interests, some.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Hot sexy men. We're saying, go out.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Away a game?

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, he's going to have to
give us their heads up, and then we're going to
have to find other plans that we're not home a lot.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
You could just do it, scared. You could do a
walk around the block moment, I'd be done, that's all.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You just check, Michelle. If there's a cowboy hat on
the door, you know, not to go in that.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Yeah, we've got to come up with it. We've got
to come up with something like that. Weh's to say
yet the cowboys out exactly, no go zone.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Do you want me to pay Rent is?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Pay your mother?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Brent?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Okay, how how long can mich stay for?

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Well, he sort of said three to six months, so
I think that's fair and reasonable. Look, I think he
needs to contribute towards food at least, you know, he
felt like his food as well. But juries do.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I can't wait. Thanks so much, Michelle, Good lucky lot.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
If you posted thank you for love your mom Modern family.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah's son. In reality, she'll have her own segment in
no time. He's a stage mon all right. Well back
after this, Phil Burton's joining us from Dancing with the
Stars with you, Laura.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
He's delightful.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
He's such a sweetheart from human nature, of course, and
he's on with us on the pickup after this, it
is the pick up across the country Friday afternoon. Britt,
Laura and Mitchie are right now. Get half price off
cosmetics across the Mabelene, Revlon Rimmel and Nude by Nature's Rangers,
all at Chemists Warehouse. Our next guest is a good
friend of ours. We all adore him. You'll know him
from his time on Human Nature or maybe with our

(11:29):
very own Laura burn On Dancing with the Stars. Phil
Burton is in the studio.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Helah very much.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
It's such a pleasure to be back here and see
you all again, all your fabulous faces.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Now we love looking good.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Phil. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
I couldn't help it.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I woke up and I just I just woke up
like this.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was born like this.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
I have trimmed right down. I mean, Laura will tell
you the amount of work you have to do with
all that dancing. You can't help it lose weight and
trim up.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
How many hours a day were you training because you
were taking it very seriously.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
Well, yeah, I thought, look, if I'm going to do this,
I'm not going to go in half fast. So I
really did want to dive right into it. I started
off maybe three or four hours a day, but by
the end it was about six or seven.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Jesus, But Phil, you have the advantage over a lot
of the other contestants that are you know, radio host
Laura Burn, celebrity chef Matt Preston, some people I've never
even heard of Olympian you. I've done a Vegas residency
with Human Nature. You know how to dance. It's a
fair advantage that you would think unfair advantage. I would
say slight advantage.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, No, I would say profound advantage. You've seen this
man dance, and he is a good dancer.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
But I watched Human Nature growing up. I've seen Phil's
dance moves. I don't think they contributed that much, just
dancing with the stuff. Thanks for than we've seen those
boring band moves.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
I can do steps, and I can get the rhythm,
and you can click your hands in unison.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
But from there, that's where it kind of stops. Because
bourroom dancing is such a different beast. It's really is.
It's all about where you put your hands, It's where
you hold your shoulders, it's where you lift your head.
Walking with your heel first or your toe first on steps,
and that's the sort of thing the judges really look at,
and it's something that's completely alien to anyone who hasn't
done ballroom dancing because you're using muscles you've never used before.

(13:12):
And I know if you noticed, But Ashley, my partner
and I, we would constantly be looking backstage. We would
just look at each other all the time and just go,
we've got this, We've got this, and we just kept
telling each other.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Oh, Laura punched her dance partner Danil Square to.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
Whip her with on the knees with sticks, didn't he
He did?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
He used a wooden cane's Russian I enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
I'm glad you.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Finished that sentence he used to whip her because you
stop right now.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
So Phil, can you level with us for goodness sake? Okay,
you're a lovely person. We love Laura, Thank you. But
what there's gossip backstage? I'm sure you and not your
teacher would go Laura, like you talk about Laura. What
was the gossip about our Laura backstage in dancing, not
her life. I don't want to bitch about Laura.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I'm right here, guys, Nobody talked about anything with Laura
other than her legs. There was so much talk about
Laura's legs.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I keep them covered up.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
Can I say?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
All good? Wow?

Speaker 8 (14:10):
It's literally like the makeup people and the professional dancers
and the other celebs and everyone, which you look at
Laura and and everyone is just like, oh my god,
look at those legs, the longest legs ever. And so
when with Laura there's no gossip. It was just about,
oh my god, that legs.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm just going to sit back here and enjoy this.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Guy, enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
This is great.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Those legs on the socials as see at home not
do that well. Listen if you want to get it.
It is continuing seven pm Sunday on Channel seven and
seven plus Dancing with the Stars. Phil Burton, we love
You're so good.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
Thank you very much. That's beautiful. I can't wait to
see our dances, our first dances, Laura.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I know this Sunday, This Sunday.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, we'll be tuning.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
In watching for those legs baby on Channel seven.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
And your legs do, Laura.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
I'll be bringing them.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
We'll thanks Phil, see Sue.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
All right, we're done, guys, I mean, if you want
to podcast the show, search the pickup on iHeartRadio you
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for use.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, Will, and what are you going to be driving
you home? What's on today?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Boys?

Speaker 5 (15:15):
All right?

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Guys, we've been trapped in an Indiana Jones themed escope
room since Monday.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Today is I mean, we've got to get outwards, I
just leave. The weekend's coming.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Either of us want to be in there for the weekend.
Please tune in up next. Please help us with the
next puzzle. Thirty one O six five is to phone number.
Be by your phone, head al on to our socials,
Will and Woody, head along to the stream on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Will and Woody. We're gonna need as much help as
we can to leave.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Here before the weekend so that we can see our
families and get some vitamin D because my god, have
we had enough of each other?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Stay tuned. It's up next.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's it from us, guys, see you tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Bye,