February 24, 2025 • 27 mins
- Elon Musk asking for 5 achievements
- Guess the fish for Billie Eilish
- Tell us about your weekend in 3 words
- Peach or Nectarine
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast. I wanted to talk about elon mask.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
He is about to embark, I think on a mass
sacking of US government staff, so I think it runs
across this.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
He now works for the US government.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, and apparently has a deformed penis implant as we go. Yeah,
fact saw that on Twitter during the week. Say that again,
he has like a malfunctioning penis implant.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So he's got a fake fake doodle.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I think he had it trying to get himself one.
But you can tell that there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know how you found that out.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
If we're going to get sued for that, grimy Yeah, yeah,
sh'd know. Yeah, they share a child anyway, deformed penis
to one side. He's written an email to the entire
US government staff and he's basically said, you have to
list five bullet points summing up your achievements of what
(01:03):
you've done in the last seven days working.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I thought about doing that for our team quick audit.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well interesting, interesting you say that that you.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Pick because poo, he's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Big what have you done today? Just today? By the way,
we're going to be more strict here on Will and efficiency.
We like, what have you done?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I've sent a lot of emails nice and nice online is.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Just emails.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Everyone out there has analytes. I think it's writing down.
We will come for your analyts. Georgia, what have you got?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I received a lot of emails from it around.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Just pass it around.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Now, come on, we have to go analyse. Now, we
have to anse five things.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Today's I wrote an email back to it as well.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Jesus Christ, can you stop writing each other emails?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Work?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Wrote one to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Nice, what are you writing? What are you right? Just
usually hay and catch up you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You guys are in the office together, like you guys
should effectively share a cubic Yeah, it's very odd.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Who's booked to some flights? Which I think last week? No,
last week, that was last week. Worrying he's worrying what
you guys do any day to day. I'm just I
just think that is a concern.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was just mucking around. But are you getting serious?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think it feels like a weird chat to have
on it. Yeah, it's a serious tone there now, definitely Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Truth anyway, if if Mask or or Will was in charge,
you guys might get sacked.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, he's obviously all about efficiency on mask. I think
here in Australia, and I'm sorry to generalize, but I
think here in Australia we just we love and we
respect laziness.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So I want to know.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You respect them?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you absolutely? And that was impressive to me.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That was I was so happy to hear how little
they had done today and on thirteen on thirteen one
oh sixty five, I just want to know from you
guys listening, how little did you do today?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Like, honestly, I know we're joking about this, Can you
guys give me one thing outside of an email that
was actually.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Done to you are taking this?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I just want to know one thing outside of an email?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
A lot of finger pointing.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
There was a meetings. There was a meetings here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
There were a few of them.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
But I don't think you can say that you did
that like I wouldn't put meeting down. You went in
a room with a bunch of other people. That's not
that doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm going to give peel your hands here, pooy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You you had a meeting with Will and I and
you asked us if we were free on March the eighteenth.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So that was you can, but that's a meeting. I
just don't think that's a thing I meet.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's doing something.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, No, Georgia, here you go. You got one.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I didn't got your peatures of nectarines for later on
in the show, and I've skinned both of them for you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Bang bang job sack wowo sut skinned and security. Hey,
let's go to bangers. Sorry, bongers. Look at you over
there trying to hide behind the v B fridge.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Buggers get it on a microphone, so we're not supposed
to say, I've got a v B fridge.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, bangers, what have you done today? Saw the name?
I wrote an article? Sorry, see me, ce me? What
was I calling her? Having slept? Sorry about that? So
I genuinely thought we were off here because we were
(04:35):
doing like a leading team's thing anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Thirteen one oh six five is the number. Yes, that
name signifies her ability on the bongoes. Thank you, thirteen
one oh six five. Let's just let's just celebrate mediocrity here.
If anyone's done less than our team, I'd be impressed.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's go to kim here, Kimmy, you reckon You've done
very little today.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Absolutely majority of my job was sitting down on a
chance and maybe once they reach two hours or longer,
I had to open a gate.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That was it the gate are you?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Are you a gatekeepers in one of those people that
sits at the security booths and lifts up the arm.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, I'm a traffic controllers. So usually I'm doing a
light heavier work. Today was just really, really easy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I heard a rumor once, Kim that the people that
stand there with the lollipops and just say stop go,
and they're on the you know, the walkie talkie saying
like go stop whatever I heard, they get paid a
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Is that true, Kim?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Some companies, yes, some companies No. I don't want to
biolate any contracts by actually stating how much I get
paid fair enough because it does vary between different companies.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Kim, Can I ask another question? This might be slightly controversial,
but I also heard go there. I also heard that
occasionally people that are the traffic control people also work
ass trippers.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Occasionally that one I haven't heard before.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
But I do like doing a rates on the side myself.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Could do it on the side yourself, absolutely little side
she does.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Sorry, sorry, I thought you let's get it was an option,
which would be totally fine, Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
How little have you done today?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
I actually work from home for a government organization which
I will not disclose. But I actually had done quite
a lot today in terms of housework. But I had
left my candle obviously unleaped on top of my keyboard,
just to keep some keyboards clicking to show that I
was online today.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's unreal, because because they measure your key strokes, don't
they these, so they know if you're away from your
from your what is this called your keyboard?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Yeah, I've actually purchased a little like a little moving
ducting that polkes at your keyboard every seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So you've actually you've literally done nothing to but housework.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh yeah, you can see why everyone's doing nickers in
a not about the working from home thing. Yeah, yeah, right.
There a number of bosses who are driving home listening to.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This that are making you come to work tomorrow morning.
Let's go to Brendan here. Uh, Brenno, how you going?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (07:21):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Very well?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Good? How little did you do today?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Basically?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I've done about one hour's worth of work. The rest
of the jobs have got canceled and instead of going
back to the yard, I've just played poker for the
rest of the day, sat around and played some cards.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Have some wins, mate, Did you have some wins?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I had had a couple of wins and now finished
finished for the day.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Unreal, that's that's all. We don't condone gambling, of course,
but that's unreal.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The fish, Billy Eilish and again.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
With Bill Eilish, it's just it's a great game.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
In doors moment, I reckon Philli Eilish or junior producer analyse.
It really just doesn't like it that Analytes wasn't good.
I think that's just a timing thing. Analyts just so
you know, timing.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Were you happy with your vocals on that opener, Anlyse?
I think you sound good, slightly husky, but I don't
think it's a bad thing. I think the husk was nice.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I noticed the octave change too, from the first time
you're saying it to the second time.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I don't think that was deliberate, Oh, really accidental.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think the geniuses do that well, I think, and
I am a genius.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Absolutely you are. Now this game is also genius. So
basically we call a restaurant. If you can guess what
the fish of the day is, you win a thousand bucks.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Pretty good. It was Billie Isilish tickets, but sold out
and then left.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We were we did. We got Finn here.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hey, Finn, would you would you prefer a thousand bucks
or would you have preferred Billie Eilish tickets?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I reckon a thousand bucks every day of the way.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
We've got the player then I love that.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It is funny this this game really has nothing to
do with Billie Eilish now because it is just for
it just in the name. It's just a nice prime anyway,
Finn mate, let's get into the game though, because we
are going to be calling All Nations Hotel, so that's
like it's a pub. So I'm not sure if that
helps you out at all with your fish of the
(09:34):
day guess. But what do you believe the fish of
the day is going to be at the All Nations Hotel?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I reckon, I'm going to just have to use a
little bit of the inside knowledge, and I reckon, I'm
going to go slaphead.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
When you say inside knowledge, you've been to the Nations
pub before.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh no, it's because I've fished before.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Sorry, it's a fishing reference. And then so it's just
a common fish, so you think that, yeah, right, it
is good?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Good is good? Flaty. I wouldn't say that it is
a common fish. I saw it as to be on
the menu as a fish of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I've seen it as a fish of the day. I
think it's coming back all these days. That right, Yeah, no,
all right, Finn, let's call the all No Nations Hotel.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
We're going to ask him what is the fish of
the day.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Good afternoon or Nations Hotels.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You're speaking, Diardre, quick question from me? What is the
fish of the day today?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's story?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh no, sorry, did you just to fill you in there?
Finn was playing for a thousand bucks. He guessed the
fish of the day was going to be a flathead.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh sorry, we only have story.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Would you ever consider the flathead there.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
Deirdre, we might have to now, yeah, apologize, not your father, Finn.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, I'm here, yeah, I'm here, just a betters gathered
as that story.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Doing a new thing on Monday. We always catch up
with each other, the team here on Monday. Obviously, you
guys get to catch up with your work colleagues, but
we haven't a chance to, and we just thought we
did the whole weekend catch up thing in a totally
different way. So describe your weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
In so you've done there.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Good at the weekend, you've done well done playing that
playing a brain name outside came running and I was
like it over the weekend. So describe your weekend in
three words. And then we've got to try and figure
out what you did.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's actually.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I say, you're writing the whole song, my whole week
you did?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What did you come up with a fun weekend? Hiding maggots?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Wash?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I said, this is unfair because I think I know
a little bit about that. The maggots are in your compost.
You found out that the maggot to worm ratio is off.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Right off.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Two thousand maggots in a compost. Bit unbelievable. The smell
will so mane, Okay, that's that's the maggots wash.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yep, that's pretty broad. Washed your clothes, clothes.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hair washed, a hairwashed yesterday, bank and hiding.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
You played hide and seek with Remy No close. You're
kind of across this. You and I both went to
a day which was a dinosaur. Dinosaur was so so unimpressive.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The dinosaurs played that I convinced Remy that the dinosaurs
were hiding in the bushes, and then I spent two
hours looking for hidden dinosaurs with my daughter on the
worst afternoons of my life.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Mimi told me that you told Remy the dinosaurs died.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh, I haven't used that trip.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, that's a good I thought that was a bit
rough because I just told Max thedynasts because we obviously
got there.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It was thirty eight degrees and you go with the
hiding one too.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
No, I said they were asleep.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh that's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well, I think I was looking everywhere. It was right
in the middle between you and Mim. So you obviously
made a headache for yourself with the dinosaurs hiding. Yeah,
you know, savage, I thought dinosaurs died was a bit rough. Anyway,
it's true though a long time ago. Celeste. She has
got truth there as a defense. Celeste on thirteen one
(13:29):
oh six five, Hey, describe your weekend in three words.
First of all, we're going to show glad. You're glad
you come on, Yeah, regalious a weekend, not that this
is similar to another segment that we do three words
your weekend. It was a bull as in bull because
(13:49):
it could be a bull bar anywhere going bull.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, ropes and whip Jesus Christ, are you you were?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You were?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You were doing the broken down broke back? Then I'm
thinking more like you a group of.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Bulls and it involves both of those. Sorry, there's two
things that I did on the weekend. Then involve all
of those things.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Jesus Christ. Okay, now I've got to be careful here,
and I thought I've been.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Said a trap you're very close. Whipping rope is leading
us down a garden of perversion.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, that feels Yeah. With a ball with a
young bull, my god. Okay, she's either gone to a
rodeo and she's ute mustard, or she's doing the horizontal
grease weasel tango with with the bull with a pretty
naughty boy or girl for that matter.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Maybe it's a gentleman whose last name is bull, mister ball.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
It could have been you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So let's let's let's go said a wild night with
mister ball with yeah, and we're referring to a human
there and the rodeo.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
At the first party was ober On rodeo.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Also the radio got the radio and the second one.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Second one this is on the Sunday was chasing cows
in Mount grew it.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
She actually did did the youth buster the mustering very
good now that we didn't need to go sick straight
to the options.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Overthought it. We overthought it with.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now literally five seconds, Zach, Zach, give us three words
to describe your weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Gay fun? Oh man, gay web not fair.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
This is meant to be a fun little game, do you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Know, Zach?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You do know, Zach, gay were fun?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What are you thinking when our options there? What's gay sauna?
I'm thinking a sauna? Okay. I think that's where he's
leading us. And I think, if anything, we've learned from
the producers that they're deliberately sitting bear traps here. This
is meant to be a fun little bit. But Celeste, oh,
hang on a second, Celeste and wild and gay and gay.
Keep in mind, originally the definition of gay was to
be happy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, yeah, so you've had a great time of wet
and wild.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I reckon if if you're talking about the theme park,
I think there might also be a nightclub.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Oh so I think I was talking about the theme world.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I know you, I know you were with the inflatables,
as in like that you go down on the slides, Jesus,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think he had a great Zach had a great time,
a wet and wild. Are you happy?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Lock it in, Zach? Is that what you did?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It's close.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I went to a pool party pretty good?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Were you meaning gays in happy?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No? No, it's actually like a gay themes pool party.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Brilliant And what does that mean?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Just you know, Naile nail all in the pool?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Unreal? Right now, we are about to decide definitively Australia
whether a nectarene or a peach is a better fruit. Now,
(17:10):
whether we are a team nectarine or reach for a peach.
It really does need to be controlled because obviously the
big the hair in the room is is that that's
on the peach. And you can obviously, I think we
can all agree that the skin on the peach is
sometimes a little bit tough. Well not type, it's just
hairy eye. It kind of makes my skin crawl a
(17:32):
little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The nectarine has a shiny skin, as well, So I think.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, exactly, So I think you know, pound for pound
if we're considering or flesh, skin for skin, flesh for flesh,
if you include the skins. I think it's too easy
to say nectarine because yoo, you're a peach man. Now
I can't see you because I've got a blindfold on,
but you've agreed. The only way we can measure these
two fruits against each other is flesh is just with
(17:56):
the flesh, right yeah, I think that well, skin seems
to be the boner contention between these two fruits.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Of all the calls we got on Friday, everyone who
was team Nectarene had an issue with the So we
just want to remove that as a factor, right yeah,
not a thing, soweet so in front of us right now,
and I believe producer Jay is here in the studio,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Great? Great, you're here.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
So you have crafted for us, completely shaved down peaches
and nectarine.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
She hasn't grafted them for us, She's merely shaved and
peeled them.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Saws on my fingers. It's good heavy shaving. Now, will
we're going to be handed a fruit A and then
a fruit B.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
You and I will decide what is the better tasting fruit,
and then we can say unequivocally that the peach, all
the nectarine has a better flavor.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, the skins being taken out of it as a factor,
I agree.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I actually think this is the first ever fair peach
b nectarine debate. The produces are telling is to hurry up.
We do tend to take a bit longer when we're
blind followed because we can't see the clock.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You lose your cues a bit, don't you. Okay, it's
quite a firm we've got a fruit in front.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I think one of the big parts about this was
choosing a peach and a nectarene that had the same softness,
because this is too hard. I'm immediately thinking it's a nectarine.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I reckon, if you could see, move along. Okay, I'm
not so sure. I'm not so sure.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh, I'm not so sure.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sorry. The aftertaste was, that's very peachy to me. That's
very peachy to me.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
The same thing.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Hang on, hang on, It's like it's peach and it's
stone fruit season right now, and you've picked your bloody
peach or nectary and it's as hard as a bloody turnip.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
We could be eating a carrit in here.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Very poor choice. Your shaving was good, but not sure
about fruits.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Selection shaved well, peeled, poorly picked well. Has to be said.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do you want to move to fruit?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Be Get this absolute josh out of here. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
This is a lot softer. It's not the same.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It's like a beautiful fruit dropped it very slippery. This
is fruit bee, peach or nectarine.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's a peach. And here's a thing. It's definitely no, no,
that that's definitely a peach, now that I've tasted fruit,
but it's a it's a far more right peach. It's
it's it's no comparison to give me.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
You had a I don't think that's a peach.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
What what do you say, mate, I'm sorry, cractic bag.
That's classic peach bait? Is that why fruit bats? Peach?
I just know because I've had a lot of peaches
than in Georgia, and the.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
First one was definitely a nectary. Go back to the
first one was definitely. Back to the first thing I
said was it's definitely a nect raine.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What's annoying me here is that the nectarine hasn't.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Stood a chance.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It hasn't.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's been hamstrung. It's been hamstrung. Who picked them, picked
the fruit.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Whereas the peach is perfect. The shop hand picked them
for me.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't blame the guy at the shop.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I said, give me your finest peach and your finest next,
and he gave me.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
This rock cake for a nectarine. This, well, it's clearly
a next rain.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Well do you want to test jay? Are we right?
Is the is fruit beer peach? Yeah? You're both so correct.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Play some peach music, got to say, I think when
this again tomorrow, yeah, we're good after we have to.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That wasn't fair, blind fid I.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Reckon, I reckon this double thumbs up from pooy outside
on that one.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
But so yeah, this time here, same place tomorrow, I
think will end woody percent.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Dolls strongly, aussy, strong boat made right here in Australia
for eighteen plus, drink responsibly.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Can you tell us a great story right now on
the radio, as you said, well, we could give you
a fast pass straight too. Oh yeah, Adelaide Fringe, Well
you'd be a one in four chance of going home
with ten thousand.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Ten grand for a great yarn. There's so many people
driving home right now who are thinking, gee whiz, I've
got a great story, and I know the registrations have
started to pour in, So Willimwoody dot com if you've
got a great story. But let's take some calls right now.
Let's just sort of dip the dip the toe into
the water, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Woods, I like celebrities in my story. Sorry, before I
do throw break down what I'm looking for in a story.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Come on, uh to Zara. That's all right, I'm going
to great story. Let's go to Zara. Zara get I
Will and Moody. How you guys going? Will Zara? Hey,
you want to fast past to the Adelaide fringe to
get you a bit closer to the ten grand Let's
(23:22):
get into it. What's your story?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
So my story is how Tinder helped me meet my
best friend. It's like, it's a bit crazy. So when
on Tinder just kind of as a bit of a
piss take, and I was like, I'm not looking for anything,
but like, let's just see what happens anyway connected with
this guy, let's call him Leo, you know, so me
and Lo, you know, talking and whatever, and we go
(23:45):
on a couple of dates and then fast forward two weeks.
Maybe we meet up at a bar just sporadically, and
then you know, one thing leads to another bit of
a smooch whatever. Two weeks later, I get really sick
and I'm like, hmm, you were really sick at the
time that I met up with you. I'm really sick now.
I think I got it from you. Anyway, Yeah, so
(24:07):
we don't talk again. Anyway. Maybe a month later, I
get home from you know, being at another friend's house,
and I noticed this lump out the side of my
neck and I'm like what. So I go to the
doctor's get some tests and things, and they tell me
it's to sis. And they're like, have you been sick recently?
And I was like, yeah, you know, I had this
pretty bad virus, you know whatever. So I've put two
(24:28):
and two together. I'm like, oh my god, the virus
that he has given me has caused this cyst to grow.
So long story short, it was all fine. It was
you know, I just got it surgically removed because that's
the only way there was nothing. It was like fine.
Fast forward a year.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh, that's a show.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
That's a phone connection. We'll try and get back to Zara.
Let's try and go back to Zara did when was
she going to meet the best friend? Let's go Let's
go to Angela here, now, Angela, I.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Was really really like him out when when you know
you've been in it for a walk, when you've heard
both a long story short Oh yeah, and I fast
forward thrive bouts.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I were
learning things, learning things about stories.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
And hello, hello, Angela's.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Is still going by the way, anyway, we'll check in
on here in a little bit, Angela. What's your story?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I am from Scotland originally, and when I was a
bit younger, I went on a girl's weekend to Edinburgh
and we were going around the pubs and we saw
a Hends night and they were earning lots of money
from selling kisses and we thought we could be onto
an earner here. So we thought, well, we managed to
get hold of like a little l play and a
(25:50):
feather boa and we pretended we were on a hen
night and we started selling kisses for money, and yeah,
we ended up with a good seventy.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Pounds, which is pretty good paid for a drink for
the night.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
How much Angela, how much was it per kiss? If
you made seventy pounds a dollar? I mean sorry pound
hell kiss? True thought us Yeah tongue.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
And we also hooked up with.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
American statue.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Oh, very good, reaching the groom.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
You hooked up with the group. Wow, good on you
and great story, right, great job.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
And she's to confirm no tongue yeah slips slips, it's
on the list, yeh yeh. Story a little bit alright. Alright, Angela,
thanks for joining us, mate. I'm readister with the dot com.
(26:57):
A couple of great stories here. I think Zara might
still be going. Zara, are you still going with your story?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm so sorry, cut out.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I was in the car.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay, you mean your best friend?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
So I met at Uni
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast. I wanted to talk about elon mask.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
He is about to embark, I think on a mass
sacking of US government staff, so I think it runs
across this.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
He now works for the US government.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, and apparently has a deformed penis implant as we go. Yeah,
fact saw that on Twitter during the week. Say that again,
he has like a malfunctioning penis implant.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So he's got a fake fake doodle.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I think he had it trying to get himself one.
But you can tell that there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know how you found that out.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
If we're going to get sued for that, grimy Yeah, yeah,
sh'd know. Yeah, they share a child anyway, deformed penis
to one side. He's written an email to the entire
US government staff and he's basically said, you have to
list five bullet points summing up your achievements of what
(01:03):
you've done in the last seven days working.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I thought about doing that for our team quick audit.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well interesting, interesting you say that that you.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Pick because poo, he's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Big what have you done today? Just today? By the way,
we're going to be more strict here on Will and efficiency.
We like, what have you done?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I've sent a lot of emails nice and nice online is.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Just emails.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Everyone out there has analytes. I think it's writing down.
We will come for your analyts. Georgia, what have you got?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I received a lot of emails from it around.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Just pass it around.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Now, come on, we have to go analyse. Now, we
have to anse five things.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Today's I wrote an email back to it as well.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Jesus Christ, can you stop writing each other emails?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Work?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Wrote one to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Nice, what are you writing? What are you right? Just
usually hay and catch up you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You guys are in the office together, like you guys
should effectively share a cubic Yeah, it's very odd.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Who's booked to some flights? Which I think last week? No,
last week, that was last week. Worrying he's worrying what
you guys do any day to day. I'm just I
just think that is a concern.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was just mucking around. But are you getting serious?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think it feels like a weird chat to have
on it. Yeah, it's a serious tone there now, definitely Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Truth anyway, if if Mask or or Will was in charge,
you guys might get sacked.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, he's obviously all about efficiency on mask. I think
here in Australia, and I'm sorry to generalize, but I
think here in Australia we just we love and we
respect laziness.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So I want to know.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You respect them?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you absolutely? And that was impressive to me.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That was I was so happy to hear how little
they had done today and on thirteen on thirteen one
oh sixty five, I just want to know from you
guys listening, how little did you do today?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Like, honestly, I know we're joking about this, Can you
guys give me one thing outside of an email that
was actually.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Done to you are taking this?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I just want to know one thing outside of an email?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
A lot of finger pointing.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
There was a meetings. There was a meetings here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
There were a few of them.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
But I don't think you can say that you did
that like I wouldn't put meeting down. You went in
a room with a bunch of other people. That's not
that doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm going to give peel your hands here, pooy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You you had a meeting with Will and I and
you asked us if we were free on March the eighteenth.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So that was you can, but that's a meeting. I
just don't think that's a thing I meet.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's doing something.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, No, Georgia, here you go. You got one.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I didn't got your peatures of nectarines for later on
in the show, and I've skinned both of them for you.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Bang bang job sack wowo sut skinned and security. Hey,
let's go to bangers. Sorry, bongers. Look at you over
there trying to hide behind the v B fridge.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Buggers get it on a microphone, so we're not supposed
to say, I've got a v B fridge.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, bangers, what have you done today? Saw the name?
I wrote an article? Sorry, see me, ce me? What
was I calling her? Having slept? Sorry about that? So
I genuinely thought we were off here because we were
(04:35):
doing like a leading team's thing anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Thirteen one oh six five is the number. Yes, that
name signifies her ability on the bongoes. Thank you, thirteen
one oh six five. Let's just let's just celebrate mediocrity here.
If anyone's done less than our team, I'd be impressed.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's go to kim here, Kimmy, you reckon You've done
very little today.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Absolutely majority of my job was sitting down on a
chance and maybe once they reach two hours or longer,
I had to open a gate.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That was it the gate are you?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Are you a gatekeepers in one of those people that
sits at the security booths and lifts up the arm.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, I'm a traffic controllers. So usually I'm doing a
light heavier work. Today was just really, really easy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I heard a rumor once, Kim that the people that
stand there with the lollipops and just say stop go,
and they're on the you know, the walkie talkie saying
like go stop whatever I heard, they get paid a
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Is that true, Kim?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Some companies, yes, some companies No. I don't want to
biolate any contracts by actually stating how much I get
paid fair enough because it does vary between different companies.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Kim, Can I ask another question? This might be slightly controversial,
but I also heard go there. I also heard that
occasionally people that are the traffic control people also work
ass trippers.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Occasionally that one I haven't heard before.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
But I do like doing a rates on the side myself.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Could do it on the side yourself, absolutely little side
she does.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Sorry, sorry, I thought you let's get it was an option,
which would be totally fine, Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
How little have you done today?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
I actually work from home for a government organization which
I will not disclose. But I actually had done quite
a lot today in terms of housework. But I had
left my candle obviously unleaped on top of my keyboard,
just to keep some keyboards clicking to show that I
was online today.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's unreal, because because they measure your key strokes, don't
they these, so they know if you're away from your
from your what is this called your keyboard?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Yeah, I've actually purchased a little like a little moving
ducting that polkes at your keyboard every seconds.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So you've actually you've literally done nothing to but housework.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh yeah, you can see why everyone's doing nickers in
a not about the working from home thing. Yeah, yeah, right.
There a number of bosses who are driving home listening to.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This that are making you come to work tomorrow morning.
Let's go to Brendan here. Uh, Brenno, how you going?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (07:21):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Very well?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Good? How little did you do today?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Basically?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I've done about one hour's worth of work. The rest
of the jobs have got canceled and instead of going
back to the yard, I've just played poker for the
rest of the day, sat around and played some cards.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Have some wins, mate, Did you have some wins?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I had had a couple of wins and now finished
finished for the day.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Unreal, that's that's all. We don't condone gambling, of course,
but that's unreal.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The fish, Billy Eilish and again.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
With Bill Eilish, it's just it's a great game.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
In doors moment, I reckon Philli Eilish or junior producer analyse.
It really just doesn't like it that Analytes wasn't good.
I think that's just a timing thing. Analyts just so
you know, timing.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Were you happy with your vocals on that opener, Anlyse?
I think you sound good, slightly husky, but I don't
think it's a bad thing. I think the husk was nice.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I noticed the octave change too, from the first time
you're saying it to the second time.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I don't think that was deliberate, Oh, really accidental.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think the geniuses do that well, I think, and
I am a genius.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Absolutely you are. Now this game is also genius. So
basically we call a restaurant. If you can guess what
the fish of the day is, you win a thousand bucks.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Pretty good. It was Billie Isilish tickets, but sold out
and then left.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We were we did. We got Finn here.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hey, Finn, would you would you prefer a thousand bucks
or would you have preferred Billie Eilish tickets?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I reckon a thousand bucks every day of the way.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
We've got the player then I love that.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It is funny this this game really has nothing to
do with Billie Eilish now because it is just for
it just in the name. It's just a nice prime anyway,
Finn mate, let's get into the game though, because we
are going to be calling All Nations Hotel, so that's
like it's a pub. So I'm not sure if that
helps you out at all with your fish of the
(09:34):
day guess. But what do you believe the fish of
the day is going to be at the All Nations Hotel?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I reckon, I'm going to just have to use a
little bit of the inside knowledge, and I reckon, I'm
going to go slaphead.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
When you say inside knowledge, you've been to the Nations
pub before.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh no, it's because I've fished before.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Sorry, it's a fishing reference. And then so it's just
a common fish, so you think that, yeah, right, it
is good?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Good is good? Flaty. I wouldn't say that it is
a common fish. I saw it as to be on
the menu as a fish of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I've seen it as a fish of the day. I
think it's coming back all these days. That right, Yeah, no,
all right, Finn, let's call the all No Nations Hotel.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
We're going to ask him what is the fish of
the day.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Good afternoon or Nations Hotels.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You're speaking, Diardre, quick question from me? What is the
fish of the day today?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's story?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh no, sorry, did you just to fill you in there?
Finn was playing for a thousand bucks. He guessed the
fish of the day was going to be a flathead.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh sorry, we only have story.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Would you ever consider the flathead there.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
Deirdre, we might have to now, yeah, apologize, not your father, Finn.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, I'm here, yeah, I'm here, just a betters gathered
as that story.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Doing a new thing on Monday. We always catch up
with each other, the team here on Monday. Obviously, you
guys get to catch up with your work colleagues, but
we haven't a chance to, and we just thought we
did the whole weekend catch up thing in a totally
different way. So describe your weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
In so you've done there.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Good at the weekend, you've done well done playing that
playing a brain name outside came running and I was
like it over the weekend. So describe your weekend in
three words. And then we've got to try and figure
out what you did.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's actually.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I say, you're writing the whole song, my whole week
you did?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What did you come up with a fun weekend? Hiding maggots?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Wash?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I said, this is unfair because I think I know
a little bit about that. The maggots are in your compost.
You found out that the maggot to worm ratio is off.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Right off.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Two thousand maggots in a compost. Bit unbelievable. The smell
will so mane, Okay, that's that's the maggots wash.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yep, that's pretty broad. Washed your clothes, clothes.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hair washed, a hairwashed yesterday, bank and hiding.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
You played hide and seek with Remy No close. You're
kind of across this. You and I both went to
a day which was a dinosaur. Dinosaur was so so unimpressive.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The dinosaurs played that I convinced Remy that the dinosaurs
were hiding in the bushes, and then I spent two
hours looking for hidden dinosaurs with my daughter on the
worst afternoons of my life.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Mimi told me that you told Remy the dinosaurs died.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh, I haven't used that trip.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, that's a good I thought that was a bit
rough because I just told Max thedynasts because we obviously
got there.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It was thirty eight degrees and you go with the
hiding one too.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
No, I said they were asleep.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh that's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well, I think I was looking everywhere. It was right
in the middle between you and Mim. So you obviously
made a headache for yourself with the dinosaurs hiding. Yeah,
you know, savage, I thought dinosaurs died was a bit rough. Anyway,
it's true though a long time ago. Celeste. She has
got truth there as a defense. Celeste on thirteen one
(13:29):
oh six five, Hey, describe your weekend in three words.
First of all, we're going to show glad. You're glad
you come on, Yeah, regalious a weekend, not that this
is similar to another segment that we do three words
your weekend. It was a bull as in bull because
(13:49):
it could be a bull bar anywhere going bull.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, ropes and whip Jesus Christ, are you you were?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You were?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You were doing the broken down broke back? Then I'm
thinking more like you a group of.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Bulls and it involves both of those. Sorry, there's two
things that I did on the weekend. Then involve all
of those things.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Jesus Christ. Okay, now I've got to be careful here,
and I thought I've been.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Said a trap you're very close. Whipping rope is leading
us down a garden of perversion.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, that feels Yeah. With a ball with a
young bull, my god. Okay, she's either gone to a
rodeo and she's ute mustard, or she's doing the horizontal
grease weasel tango with with the bull with a pretty
naughty boy or girl for that matter.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Maybe it's a gentleman whose last name is bull, mister ball.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
It could have been you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So let's let's let's go said a wild night with
mister ball with yeah, and we're referring to a human
there and the rodeo.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
At the first party was ober On rodeo.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Also the radio got the radio and the second one.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Second one this is on the Sunday was chasing cows
in Mount grew it.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
She actually did did the youth buster the mustering very
good now that we didn't need to go sick straight
to the options.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Overthought it. We overthought it with.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now literally five seconds, Zach, Zach, give us three words
to describe your weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Gay fun? Oh man, gay web not fair.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
This is meant to be a fun little game, do you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Know, Zach?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You do know, Zach, gay were fun?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What are you thinking when our options there? What's gay sauna?
I'm thinking a sauna? Okay. I think that's where he's
leading us. And I think, if anything, we've learned from
the producers that they're deliberately sitting bear traps here. This
is meant to be a fun little bit. But Celeste, oh,
hang on a second, Celeste and wild and gay and gay.
Keep in mind, originally the definition of gay was to
be happy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, yeah, so you've had a great time of wet
and wild.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I reckon if if you're talking about the theme park,
I think there might also be a nightclub.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Oh so I think I was talking about the theme world.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I know you, I know you were with the inflatables,
as in like that you go down on the slides, Jesus,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think he had a great Zach had a great time,
a wet and wild. Are you happy?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Lock it in, Zach? Is that what you did?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It's close.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I went to a pool party pretty good?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Were you meaning gays in happy?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No? No, it's actually like a gay themes pool party.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Brilliant And what does that mean?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Just you know, Naile nail all in the pool?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Unreal? Right now, we are about to decide definitively Australia
whether a nectarene or a peach is a better fruit. Now,
(17:10):
whether we are a team nectarine or reach for a peach.
It really does need to be controlled because obviously the
big the hair in the room is is that that's
on the peach. And you can obviously, I think we
can all agree that the skin on the peach is
sometimes a little bit tough. Well not type, it's just
hairy eye. It kind of makes my skin crawl a
(17:32):
little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The nectarine has a shiny skin, as well, So I think.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, exactly, So I think you know, pound for pound
if we're considering or flesh, skin for skin, flesh for flesh,
if you include the skins. I think it's too easy
to say nectarine because yoo, you're a peach man. Now
I can't see you because I've got a blindfold on,
but you've agreed. The only way we can measure these
two fruits against each other is flesh is just with
(17:56):
the flesh, right yeah, I think that well, skin seems
to be the boner contention between these two fruits.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Of all the calls we got on Friday, everyone who
was team Nectarene had an issue with the So we
just want to remove that as a factor, right yeah,
not a thing, soweet so in front of us right now,
and I believe producer Jay is here in the studio,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Great? Great, you're here.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
So you have crafted for us, completely shaved down peaches
and nectarine.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
She hasn't grafted them for us, She's merely shaved and
peeled them.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Saws on my fingers. It's good heavy shaving. Now, will
we're going to be handed a fruit A and then
a fruit B.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
You and I will decide what is the better tasting fruit,
and then we can say unequivocally that the peach, all
the nectarine has a better flavor.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, the skins being taken out of it as a factor,
I agree.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I actually think this is the first ever fair peach
b nectarine debate. The produces are telling is to hurry up.
We do tend to take a bit longer when we're
blind followed because we can't see the clock.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You lose your cues a bit, don't you. Okay, it's
quite a firm we've got a fruit in front.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I think one of the big parts about this was
choosing a peach and a nectarene that had the same softness,
because this is too hard. I'm immediately thinking it's a nectarine.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I reckon, if you could see, move along. Okay, I'm
not so sure. I'm not so sure.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh, I'm not so sure.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sorry. The aftertaste was, that's very peachy to me. That's
very peachy to me.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
The same thing.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Hang on, hang on, It's like it's peach and it's
stone fruit season right now, and you've picked your bloody
peach or nectary and it's as hard as a bloody turnip.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
We could be eating a carrit in here.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Very poor choice. Your shaving was good, but not sure
about fruits.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Selection shaved well, peeled, poorly picked well. Has to be said.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do you want to move to fruit?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Be Get this absolute josh out of here. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
This is a lot softer. It's not the same.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It's like a beautiful fruit dropped it very slippery. This
is fruit bee, peach or nectarine.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's a peach. And here's a thing. It's definitely no, no,
that that's definitely a peach, now that I've tasted fruit,
but it's a it's a far more right peach. It's
it's it's no comparison to give me.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
You had a I don't think that's a peach.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
What what do you say, mate, I'm sorry, cractic bag.
That's classic peach bait? Is that why fruit bats? Peach?
I just know because I've had a lot of peaches
than in Georgia, and the.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
First one was definitely a nectary. Go back to the
first one was definitely. Back to the first thing I
said was it's definitely a nect raine.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What's annoying me here is that the nectarine hasn't.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Stood a chance.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It hasn't.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's been hamstrung. It's been hamstrung. Who picked them, picked
the fruit.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Whereas the peach is perfect. The shop hand picked them
for me.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't blame the guy at the shop.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I said, give me your finest peach and your finest next,
and he gave me.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
This rock cake for a nectarine. This, well, it's clearly
a next rain.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Well do you want to test jay? Are we right?
Is the is fruit beer peach? Yeah? You're both so correct.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Play some peach music, got to say, I think when
this again tomorrow, yeah, we're good after we have to.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That wasn't fair, blind fid I.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Reckon, I reckon this double thumbs up from pooy outside
on that one.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
But so yeah, this time here, same place tomorrow, I
think will end woody percent.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Dolls strongly, aussy, strong boat made right here in Australia
for eighteen plus, drink responsibly.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Can you tell us a great story right now on
the radio, as you said, well, we could give you
a fast pass straight too. Oh yeah, Adelaide Fringe, Well
you'd be a one in four chance of going home
with ten thousand.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Ten grand for a great yarn. There's so many people
driving home right now who are thinking, gee whiz, I've
got a great story, and I know the registrations have
started to pour in, So Willimwoody dot com if you've
got a great story. But let's take some calls right now.
Let's just sort of dip the dip the toe into
the water, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Woods, I like celebrities in my story. Sorry, before I
do throw break down what I'm looking for in a story.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Come on, uh to Zara. That's all right, I'm going
to great story. Let's go to Zara. Zara get I
Will and Moody. How you guys going? Will Zara? Hey,
you want to fast past to the Adelaide fringe to
get you a bit closer to the ten grand Let's
(23:22):
get into it. What's your story?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
So my story is how Tinder helped me meet my
best friend. It's like, it's a bit crazy. So when
on Tinder just kind of as a bit of a
piss take, and I was like, I'm not looking for anything,
but like, let's just see what happens anyway connected with
this guy, let's call him Leo, you know, so me
and Lo, you know, talking and whatever, and we go
(23:45):
on a couple of dates and then fast forward two weeks.
Maybe we meet up at a bar just sporadically, and
then you know, one thing leads to another bit of
a smooch whatever. Two weeks later, I get really sick
and I'm like, hmm, you were really sick at the
time that I met up with you. I'm really sick now.
I think I got it from you. Anyway, Yeah, so
(24:07):
we don't talk again. Anyway. Maybe a month later, I
get home from you know, being at another friend's house,
and I noticed this lump out the side of my
neck and I'm like what. So I go to the
doctor's get some tests and things, and they tell me
it's to sis. And they're like, have you been sick recently?
And I was like, yeah, you know, I had this
pretty bad virus, you know whatever. So I've put two
(24:28):
and two together. I'm like, oh my god, the virus
that he has given me has caused this cyst to grow.
So long story short, it was all fine. It was
you know, I just got it surgically removed because that's
the only way there was nothing. It was like fine.
Fast forward a year.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh, that's a show.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
That's a phone connection. We'll try and get back to Zara.
Let's try and go back to Zara did when was
she going to meet the best friend? Let's go Let's
go to Angela here, now, Angela, I.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Was really really like him out when when you know
you've been in it for a walk, when you've heard
both a long story short Oh yeah, and I fast
forward thrive bouts.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I were
learning things, learning things about stories.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
And hello, hello, Angela's.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Is still going by the way, anyway, we'll check in
on here in a little bit, Angela. What's your story?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I am from Scotland originally, and when I was a
bit younger, I went on a girl's weekend to Edinburgh
and we were going around the pubs and we saw
a Hends night and they were earning lots of money
from selling kisses and we thought we could be onto
an earner here. So we thought, well, we managed to
get hold of like a little l play and a
(25:50):
feather boa and we pretended we were on a hen
night and we started selling kisses for money, and yeah,
we ended up with a good seventy.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Pounds, which is pretty good paid for a drink for
the night.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
How much Angela, how much was it per kiss? If
you made seventy pounds a dollar? I mean sorry pound
hell kiss? True thought us Yeah tongue.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
And we also hooked up with.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
American statue.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Oh, very good, reaching the groom.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
You hooked up with the group. Wow, good on you
and great story, right, great job.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
And she's to confirm no tongue yeah slips slips, it's
on the list, yeh yeh. Story a little bit alright. Alright, Angela,
thanks for joining us, mate. I'm readister with the dot com.
(26:57):
A couple of great stories here. I think Zara might
still be going. Zara, are you still going with your story?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm so sorry, cut out.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I was in the car.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay, you mean your best friend?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
So I met at Uni
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