CATCH UP: Double Yolker

• Sam Kerr’s court case
• Woody’s $100milllion lotto call
• Swap Meet
• Will solo night

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Woodrow, I'm very excited to say that the swap is
back on here at Will and Woody. The goal swapping
an item on air every single day to see if
we can swap a piece of trash into a piece
of treasure. We kicked it off yesterday by asking you, guys,
what awful Christmas present you got? So this is really

(00:29):
something that you want to throw out? And how bad
can it be? And I mean personally, I was thinking
maybe you got a T shirt that you didn't like.
But we got a call from a woman who got
and opened Sorry, no they weren't originally opened. She got
a home brand packet of peanuts which tasted it for Christmas,
which tastes it awful.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
And she knew they tasted it awful because she opened
that packet. So she came to our radio show and said,
I reckon a good starting item is my opened pack
of disgusting peanuts. Amazingly, Will, and this is a credit
to you and me as tradesman.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Maybe salesman was the right word.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
There, but we've already been able to take a big
step forward with what we traded those open pe nuts for.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, and keep in mind that taking a step forward
is taking a step forward towards what she wanted most
So part of this is telling us what bad thing
you got, but more importantly what you want to trade
that item up to. And she wanted a luxury return
trip to Paris.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yes, and we're on our way.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
We peanuts to Paris is the goal we're going to
keep trading. Right up next, woulds let's talk about Sam Kerr.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Pretty extraordinary incident that's going on in London right now.
We're about to be joined by Ben Downey, who's a
European correspondent for seven years, so he'll give us the
update of details on this one. But if you haven't
heard any of the Sam Curve stuff, from what I understand,
her and a fiance, Christy Mwis are in a taxi.
I believe Sam has had a vomit in the taxi,

(01:59):
which I mean true, We've all done it, a bit
of motion sickness, you know, after a potentially a poor prawn.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know, I don't feel like I don't feel like
that's that bad. I think there's a bit.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Of a disagreement that goes on in the taxi where
I think her and Christy are refusing to pay a
cleaning fee after the vomb in the cab. Now there's
some things It's interesting because then the driver decides the
driver the taxi decides to lock the doors.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Very scary move for two women in a cab.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's very scary for a text drive to then just
lock the doors suddenly. And his idea is to drive
them to a police station because he's worried about them
refusing to pay the cleaning fee. At that point, Sam
and the fiance Christy, they're panicking, freaking out. They're worried
they're getting kidnapped because someone's just locked the doors in
a taxi and they start kicking, punching windows, et cetera,

(02:50):
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
And then when they get to the police station, I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Pretty sure by the way, there's like a like nearly
a distress call that goes out from one of their
fones because they're so scared.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And understandably, if someone locks the car doors while you're
in that's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, well it's false imprisonment. I mean, it's viewing it
a taxi's not an offense. Locking someone in the carts absolutely.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Then they get into the police station I'm going to
play some audio right now because this is a big
part of this is why this this police officer, Stephen
Lovell is now suing Sam Kerr because he has said
he was he was left feeling shocked, upset and humiliated
after some words that Sam said to him.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So this is Sam in the police station.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Honestly you have stupid and white. Okay, so stupid, I'm
over this. This is the world problem.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
So he's having issues with that obviously. And so now
all this stuff's going through.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
The courts and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
But we've got Ben Downey here, who's over there in Europe. Benny,
you're following the court case. Can you tell us any
recent updates my friends?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
So s the most recent update is today in the UK.
So at six o'clock local time, Sam Kerr is going
to take the stand. She's shared along with her partner
and fellow footballer Christie Muis, who plays for the club
west Ham. They're both going to take the stand to
defend their actions that night as they plead guilty to
not racially plead not guilty to racially harassing that police officer.

(04:28):
So yesterday what it really centered around and legal team
zeroed in on this was the discrepancy in the police
officer's account because that night west sam Kerr admits she
called that police officer stupid and white. Well, he made
a statement and in that statement he made no mention
of any harm or hurt he suffered. But eleven months later,

(04:50):
when the Crown prosecutors here in London didn't have enough
evidence to charge Kerr was racially harassing him, well, he
made a second statement and that's when he said it
left him hurt and upset, and that discrepancy is what
they said, was what Kerz lawyers said that they basically
concocted this evidence to get that charge over the line.
Now the officer denies this, but he did admit on

(05:12):
the stand that he was determined to pursue Sam Kerr.
Mattila was captain through the courts. So that was probably
the biggest thing. That the officer that Sam Kerr called
stupid and white, who claims to racially agrees in this matter,
he basically had delivered two different sets of accounts and
changed it so they could have enough evidence to pursue

(05:32):
this charge against her.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey Ben, a couple of things that I've kind of
read I'd just love to hear whether they're clarified or not,
because we're obviously Tim Kerr in the studio. First of all,
did she call him and see you next tuesday in court?
The other day?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Not in court? No, definitely, not in court.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I think think I think that's I think that that's
that has that has.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
So there's yeah, so that that that that that term
was used on a police recording. Wasn't at the police officer,
but that was used against the cabby. Happened this night,
So yeah, so quick recap. Sam vomited the back of
the cab. The cabby then starts driving around, wants to
go to the police station. He doesn't tell her and

(06:17):
and her partner that he's going to the cop shops
and kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, you know, we counted that just before Ben the
thank you though. But the other thing that I that
I also saw, which I thought was very funny, was
so she's she's vomited in the taxi and apparently to
prove to the police officer in the police station that
like it wasn't about cleaning up the vomit in the cab.

(06:43):
She's opened her bank account and flashed the police officer
how much money was just to say, mate, it's not
about the cash. I could get this right now.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, she definitely did that.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I find what he did like horrific, locking the doors
and effect making Sam and her fiance a prisoner in
a car.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Is he getting punished at all through all of this?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
No, so like. And the thing about this cab is
that what was made clear yesterday is that he said that,
and according to the police, that he asked Sam stus
in the cab, He's called the police and then he's
driven to the station. But Sam's version of events is
that he's just directly driven to the station and at
no point was it ever communicated to them that he

(07:28):
had called police or that the police had told to
go there. Now, the thing to be clear is though
that Sam, he is not on trial for vomiting a
cab the cab. He's not on trial for kidnapping with
deprivation of liberty. Sam even on trial for calling the
police officers stupid and white. The only thing she's on
trial for is intending to harm him by using the
words stupid and white. And so it's a really narrow

(07:50):
scope that the police can try and restaurant here like,
what was she just exasperated us through a one hour
interview when she said there's comments at her wits end?
Was she really trying to fill a and the only
way they can get a condition across the line if
they can improve she was trying to vilify and harass
this police officer.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So Ben, this is just one of the couples. So
I think this is the sticking point for me. This
is what we've been talking about in the studio, in
the in the song. So for me, if we're talking
about like I assume that there's there's like a racial
thing going on here, which I think is like, as
I said to you before, I'm not sure if you're hed,
but what he was saying, who's on this guy's team?
And I think that the fascinating thing is that there

(08:28):
probably are people on his team who are going like, oh, well,
you know, we're not if we're not allowed to use
you know, racial stereostereotyping language, you know, with people of color,
why should they be able to do it with white people?
Which I look, I don't think it needs to be said,
that's the dumbest thing in the world. But I do
think what's really interesting about it is like, if there's
legislation which says you cannot stereotype or racially brand somebody

(08:53):
because of their skin color, where they come from, the
court is going to have to decide in some sort
of a way whether or not you can be racist
towards a white person, which I feel is like the
crux of his argument.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, it's it's interesting and it and you know, Samka
actually respond to this. Yesterday, wol Place a second recording
of a police interview, one that hasn't been there's only
a bit recently been released where a second officer asks her, Hey,
do you know that if you call someone white you
can be racist? And Samka in this interview says, well,
I can understand you could probably interpret it. Anything can
be interpreted as racist if you twisted enough effectively and

(09:31):
paraphrasing her there, but you know it's well, another thing
I should point out as well is that, like Samko
has also explained to this cop, you know, you're a man.
You don't know what it's like to be a woman
in the back of a cab being driven around by
a bloke who's not telling you where you're going. Now,
the cop hasn't charged her, for you know, a sexist

(09:51):
remarkment from calling him a man for not knowing what
it's like, you know, like the good seem is like
she's trying to explain in challenge my circumstance. You know,
you're not understanding where I'm coming from. Yes, obviously sees
it very differently. Yes, Yes, this is exactly you put

(10:11):
it correctly. It's all turning on the interpretation whether she's
trying to harm this police officer.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Which could make it even bigger because Tommy our button
pushing here, we're saying before we listen to the audio again,
she says you're stupid and white. She doesn't say you're
stupid and white in the same run of words, which
is just like a way to brand him for being white.
She's trying to say, you don't get where I'm coming from.
I'm a colored woman, you're stupid and white. You don't

(10:40):
you can't empathize with me, which I think is what
it feels as if that's kind of what she's trying
to say.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well, her next words, sorry to cut you off, but
like her next word is like, this is the world problem.
I think she's talking to Yes, like she would argue
she would argue, I'm talking to a global issue around
like yes, power structures, this is what legal to have
set out. She might have poorly expressed this, but that's
in her legal ten's view. Is how she's trying to
express this view absolutely.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hey, hey, Benny, before we do, let you go, Like
what sort of punishment is she facing if she is
found guilty of this?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like is this like is this prison time? Is this
a fine?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
So punishment hasn't been directly discussed in the trial, and
like the head sentence of the maximum penalty for this
could see Jarle time. This is nowhere near I mean
in Benjamin Downey King's Council talking here like I'm a
law degree, like this is not approaching that threshold. This
is we're talking a fine and stuff on the wrist.

(11:41):
For she's not interested in the fine, she's not interested
in the jolt time. She's interested in clearing her name.
That's why she's here, that's why she's still doing and
today we'll hear from her.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
That's awesome, ben Well, hopefully we can speak to you
again tomorrow just to hear exactly what Sam kerse X.
I'm sure that'll pass everyone's bed time. A little bit
later on Ben Downey seven years, European correspondent. Ben's been
great to have you on the show, mate, And for
all those Uber drivers out there, you know, if you've
got Ben and the car's got a four point nine rating,
so what did I'm just having this discussion if you

(12:17):
want a hundred million dollars, obviously you know, we can
discuss how terribly taxing that would be for you.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
The pitfalls, ah, shocking, aankruptcy, loans, loneliness, looms, all those things.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, but yeah, so does it so be odd?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
But I think we just need to get over the
first hurdle. And for me, because it's one hundred million dollars,
you know, the first thing you call me is maybe
you love your partner, your family, people that are closest
to you, you know, and telling them that you want
one hundred million dollars. And I just think that's where
the trouble begins, because no one's going to believe you.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It has to do something to give evidence, like whether
that's an outrageous purchase or sending a screenshot of your
bank account.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
No one's believing it on face value.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Or are they? And this is what I want to do.
You and I are going to call someone eat and
we have to try and convince them that we just
want one hundred million dollars, using whatever tactic we deem necessary.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
The funny thing here is that we're effectively now saying
who our most gullible close friend is.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I am going to be calling my brother George, my
youngest brother. He's he's a doctor, so he's a junior doctor,
which is just perennially busy. They just get whipped and
just told where to go, and they're just constantly covered
in blood and trying to do the right thing by
everyone else.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
This might be good, though, because he's so busy, you
can't he can't him.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Hopefully he's fresh off a night shift or something. How
quickly do I have to mention one hundred million?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
As long as the end goal here, though, is even
you want a hundred again?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I think I just need to. I think I'm just
going to go into like a.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Mate, like you, Hey, what's going on? Hey?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hey, you're not going to believe this? What's up? So
yesterday mm hmm, I bought a lotto ticket. Yeah, I
want a hundred million dollars. No, you.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Just I want a hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, you did know a hundred million dollars? I did
I want a hundred I wont a hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, why why do you not believe me? What do
you want to buy? What do you want to buy?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, let's go over it.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I got my list. I don't know what. I don't
believe you.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I don't why is there.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Everything to him? You want the whole thing? There was
no so there was no secondary winners.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
It was just like I won the whole division.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
One got it clean, clean down the middle.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
So all right, well you're out of it then?

Speaker 6 (15:09):
No, no, no, I'm coming on.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Sorry mateld On. I was sending the helicopter your way.
It's just been read a murdered.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
But I actually don't know if this is real or not.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't know if you guys are doing a bit?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, do you want to believe it or not? George
over to you?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
You did? We had him back on the line. Are
you jumping?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Don't know what happened? Went back, but we're still on.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
We're still on, coming live from the dump. Damn all right,
I actually that was.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Exactly thank you, George, hang on the phone.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Well all right, I will. I will go over.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Also be calling my brother. It is like brothers.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I feel like we're so used to tricking them, Maybe
like we've had years of perfecting the craft of fooling them.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I feel like, to be honest, we were talking during
the song about who we're gonna call, and I think
both of our sisters came up.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
And I think women are just more savvy. Like women
are just like, shut up, what are you calling me for?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And get annoyed, and they'd be like, shut up is annoying?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Boys are idiots.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
You're going to start planning. They're going to start planning.
What boat do you want?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Okay, here we go. Oh and I don't know my
tactic is going to be here?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
But what are you going with?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I think it's going raw excitement raw?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, holy shit?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
We got the hands up? Tom, Tom, how are you
going good? Sorry? Are you at work?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I cannot believe this. I just like I was taking
the piss.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I bought a lot of ticket last night and won
a hundred million dollars.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Didn't come on, mate, that's.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
All over the news there from Sydney you idiot.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
If you read the news everyone in the opposite about
the week.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I'm the woman from Sydney, right, well, leave you to it.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Tom went into that. I was like, what approach are
you going to go with you? And he goes, I'm
just because I said he could use any tactic he wanted,
and he goes, I'm just going to go for raw excitement,
which was he was basically just an inflated balloon which
you just stuck opinion as quickly as you could, which
is great to listen to you.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
That was quick, well done, Tom.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, thank you all the best.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
When you actually win, right mate, mate, we'll drow the
goal here to trade an item on the radio every day,
to try and trade someone's trash is something truly awesome.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Swap.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
So be fresh to this. We've done this before. We
are good at this. There's no doubt about. It's our
forehand winner.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
We just wanted to show off again really at the
end of the day.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
So again the key here was starting with a crap item,
will That's what makes this impressive, and then getting to
something truly impressive. If you missed any of yesterday, have
a listened to this, Melanie, you got given a bag
of peanuts. Yeah, is the bag of peanuts open open?

Speaker 4 (18:35):
There's a lot still in there because they're revolting, and you.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Want us to trade that to a trip to Paris. Yes, so,
in other words, peanuts to Paris. Hi, Chloe, what do
you want to trade for the open bag of peanuts?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Ihed chick eggs from my backyard, chicken eggs.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
You're going for twenty four fresh eggs from your chucks?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yes, it is one yourself half a bag of peanuts.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
So there it is, peanuts to Paris. We are on
the way Woods and the first item we have in
a possession, in our possession, and quite literally after our
first trade, as you just heard, there was an open
packet of peanuts.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
That's that we kicked off.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Chloe is in here today with our first trade item,
twenty four fresh eggs from her chalks. Chloe, Welcome to
Willem Woody. Hi, great to have you in here.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, can you tell us a little bit about the
twenty four eggs that people are going to be trading for.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Well, they're organic and they're from my backyard, so they
only eat like our fruit scraps.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
They also have I have two double yolkis two.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Jewish both sell the house so effectively what fourteen? Well,
look at the size of those things, Chloe, the.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Eggs double eggs. So it's basically they.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Look like, oh wear the weight the weight?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
The double yoka?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Is that a do I know that's a double yokah?

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Because they're bigger than the normal ones. It's so they
have two.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yellow yolks, two yellow yolks in there. Do you eat
these eggs frequently?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Can you?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Can you? Can you attest to the quality of them,
the flavor?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yes, they're very good. I have like bacon and eggs
a lot.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
That could be you tomorrow morning in Australia if you
want these eggs?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
How many? So, how many chucks have you got, Chloe?
They got names?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Well, we try to name them, but they all look
the same.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
So we just.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Put like name tags on them, like a little collar.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I wouldn't put a.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
And we love the chickens on this show. We love
the chickens. They're free range, mate, they're not changed choks. Okay, Hey,
can I just say guys, so Chloe has brought it?
You brought in a pack of normal you know, Ratty
style caged eggs. There can we have a look at
them and just in comparison.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Because they're all from twenty four. This is twenty four?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Sorry? Two dozen?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's well? You literally cannot close one of these because
one of the dozen is so luscious and large.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
They're two double yokas. They're too big to.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Ke'pt forgetting the double yokas, mate, double yo? Can I
ask you quickly as well?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Chloe, you're obviously very keen to get our opened bag
of peanuts.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You're just a fan of peanuts.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
No, I don't like peanuts.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
So what so why did you make the trade yesterday? Chloe?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I wanted to be on the video.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Ye done that, She's done it. That's the great boonie.
And you're a part of the trade now, yes, you know,
if we actually do manage to get the trip to Paris,
you can say you were the first step on that journey,
which is great. Have you been to Paris before? Okay? Well, look,
sister has it? Chloe?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh, that's not fair. Sister's been, but you haven't been.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Well, she's way older, she's like twenty one.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I thought it was a weird family holiday. Think going
on like a home alone situation. Man, I'm going to
leave Chloe at home.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, so with their chicks, Chloe, what we're gonna do?
So I'm going to ask people to call if they
want to trade for your eggs. Do you want to
just I'll give you thirty seconds. Now, it's to sell
the eggs as best as you possibly can. Okay, go
for it.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
So my chickens are free range, so they lay their
eggs when they want, and they get to run around
my backyard and like any good day, like not on
a rainy day.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
We built the.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Chicken coop ourselves, and it's got a big running around
area and then it has an undercover area where when
it rains and stuff. They only eat organic fruit scraps
nice from else. And then there's two double yolks, which
they so that means you're getting an extra true yellow
like yolks.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
So you're getting twenty six eggs, really, aren't you?

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Yeah? Wow pretty much?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah yeah. And they.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
We get the eggs like freshly, like every day. We
go up there and grab the eggs and then we
bring them back and put them in here and we
give them away to our family sometimes.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
And this is today's back This is today's fresh fresh eggs.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Well, I reckon a few of them might.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Be yes fresh, Chloe, hours ago before we go to
the cause. By the way, thirty one or six five
people have already started calling, obviously, because these are something
that anyone wants. If you had to put a if
you'd like to see a trade item that you think
these twenty four eggs are worth?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
What do you reckon they're worth?

Speaker 5 (23:29):
I'm not too sure.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't like if you where's the limit for you?
If someone calls up, what do you what are you
expecting to get for the eggs?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Maybe like a secondhand like expensive toy, or like toy
or something.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Maybe an expensive toy. I would be very happy with
expensive toy.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Same what is an expensive toy? Temagochi, No, we can
do better than that, like a scooter. So Chloe, just
to confirm, by the way, these aren't just twenty four
or standard eggs.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
What are they?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
They're free range from my backyard with two two double yolkers.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
What you were saying is like it's like a one
in one hundred.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
I'm not sure, but we don't get them too often.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Don't get them.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's mean to be really good. Luck to have a
double yoka as well.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
So okay, so if you want these twenty four eggs,
including two double yolkers, then corner thirteen one oh sixty
five offer us a trade. Let's go to James here. James,
what would you like to offer us for the twenty
four eggs.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
I have a refrigerated dog water bowl that I got
for Christmas, so I don't need it because my dog
passed away before I got it.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Sorry to hear that, man, that's right.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
I didn't tell my mum that he passed away, and
she rocked up with that as a Christmas present. It's
worth ninety nine bucks, so definitely a good.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Have you tested Have you put a bit of water
in the bar to see how cold you have?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (25:01):
I have? Yeah. I put it next to my bedside
table and it was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, in your beds, just to splash your hands when
you woke up?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Well, what did I drink a lot when I so?
I thought cold water throughout the night will be.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Really well.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, okay, good, that's good. That's that is huge. I'm
going to go on the product.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm glad that you checked that. That's what that was
because I thought it was just he'd been giving it
cool in the fridge for a little while. Rochelle, it'll
get warm when I give it to you, but it's
currently refrigerated. All right, Here we go, got twenty four
fresh eggs. That's what you're trading for here, trying to
trade up to a trip to Paris. Rochelle, you'd like
to make a trade for the eggs?

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Yes, I want to trade three ballroom and lattin dance
lessons for the eggs.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh okay, So we're going to have to talk to
the trade recipient here, Chloe. What do you think about that?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
What's that dance?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Ballroom? Dancing in Latin?

Speaker 6 (26:00):
The dance of love?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh? You interested for the place of what I love?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Chloe? How much are they?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Good question?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's a great question for all the trades, Chloe. She's
actually asking the important questions.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
He's done this before.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
It sounds like it, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
I've been on the radio before.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, mate, you know, what's what's the prize? What's the value?
Hourly rate is sixty dollars an hour, and three lessons
would be sixty times three? Okay, okay, one hundred and
eighty one hundred and eighty dollars worth of dance lessons
for twenty four eggs with a double yocre? Is that
a good trade? Do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
So we've got a ninety nine dollars refrigerated dog bowl
a great spot, and we've got one hundred and eighty
dollars worth of dance lessons. I tell you what, Choe,
we're on the winner.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Let's go to Jack over here. Jack, you're competing with
some good items here. What do you want to trade?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Wow for you?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Okay, you mate, I've got a I've got a seventeen
inch long all tening device. You go to a commercial
aquatic center. It's worth three hundred and eighty five dollars
better than a dog bowl, better than dancing lessons.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
What's it called a pool tensioning device?

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Pull tensioner?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, you mean pool. It's a pull tension device.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Double o l What do you do?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
How do you? What do you do with it?

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Well, you're sitting there on a Sunday and you're looking
at a pool and you know your lane rope in
there is a bit slacked.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
So okay, so JACKO, what you're saying though?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Did you get this Jack, what do you wean? You
a pool technician?

Speaker 7 (27:35):
I am indeed a quadic technical operator.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Very obviously you have the item of most value. But
it's a very niche audience.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, who's going to want to pull tension in your vice?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
But you can listen and I could check a pool
tension or on gum tree or something right.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
For a pool tension. Look, I'm just going to We're
going to have to ask the foreign trade expert in
the studio, Chloe, she's the one with the twenty four eggs,
what do you think about the pool tensioning device?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
I don't personally have a pool, so I don't really
understand yep, because I don't get what the boat thing is.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, have you ever dealt with a slack landrope before.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
That?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
That's probably my worry. Actually, I feel like a lot
of people would just go, why am I tightening rped?
And if you've got a pool, you probably don't have
pool ropes?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
No, and again I can't. I don't think you're allowed
to actually just do whatever you want with the land
repe when you go to a public pool that would
be found upon it. I don't think that's okay.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay, So but It is interesting though.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, it sounds like a high tech piece of equipment.
The Jack's guy. She's these eggs, these eggs, Chloe, they're
on they're obviously maybe it was the double yoga let's
bour people in.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You sold it well, Chloe, well done. She'd be proud
of your chickens.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
We have a decision to make, though, you want to
make it with you, Chloe, I mean for my refrigerated
dog water bowl for me gets the most demand. I
think how many how many people listening right now would
have dogs and go, oh, yeah, my dog water always
gets warm.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
You you're a dog, I know, like you're concerned about
sav's dog water tamp at times. Yeah. Sure, well, particularly
given the weather. The weather's been hot recently, they can
get hot water. Have you got a dog, Chloe had
a cat? Does your cat's water bowl get warm? She
looked outside to her mum and dad, who have shugged
and nodded, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
We'll take that dance lessons. I don't know, it just
doesn't feel very material.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Throw this to Chloe. Chloe, do you want the dance
lessons for the eggs? Or do you want the dog
water bowl for the eggs?

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Dog water bowl.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
It's a dry.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
James, You've got yourself twenty four eggs, my.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Friend sweet yees, including two double yokers.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Awesome, awesome, can't wait?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Great? All right? You find out a way to get
that dog water bowl to us refrigerated dog water bowl,
asking price ninety nine dollars cold water in the studio,
James has been drinking out of it next to his
bed for a little while. But apart from that, Chloe,
can I shake your hand? What a great trade. It's
been great doing business with you, mate. Thank you so
much for coming in, for having me. It's been a pleasure.

(30:15):
Have you got any business tips for anyone out there?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Get chickens?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'll keep this brief so I reckon that's spending or
having solo time in a relationship is the absolute key
to happy relationship.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's probably there's.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Probably a limit to how much solo time then, but
it's like I haven't seen my wife for three months.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It's going well well for sure.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I mean, like some people that might work, but look,
in my experience, I think it's brilliant for you because
you get this, you kind of get to get a
sense of who you are I mean, I've heard Esther
Perell say actually factually that a lot of the problem
with couples is their identities become two intertwined and they
kind of just totally condition each other and they kind
of forget what they enjoy doing and they just constantly

(31:11):
compromising on what they actually want in order.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
To be in the relationship.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
That's when you miss your partner too, Isn't it like
it's like a really refreshing feeling and be like, Oh,
I really miss you and I'm looking forward to seeing
you one hundred percent. If you don't have time apart,
you kind of don't get that no.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Exactly, and you can start resenting each other like little
things like that can build up really quickly as well.
So Sem and I find it really good. Might be
for everyone, but we so we started doing trips away,
so we get a week away each a year or
I was away recently in Sri Lanka. She was away
in Bali. If you've got kids as well, it's awesome
because I don't get as much time with max our

(31:47):
daughter as she gets with with her. So I get
one on one time with Maxie as well, which is
awesome for our relationship. So look, there's plenty of benefits
to it, but we started. We've also now extended into
having one night a week each which is our solo night. Okay,
so the other night was Monday night was Will night.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You were talking about a lot, and I think we've
got some music we do.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
And I was pumped. I was pumped.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
You were talking about it literally all day, all day.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
You even came in here and said, oh, god's good news.
I've had my dinner at five, a second sandwich. I'm
going to have more Will solo night, just to.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Get the dinner out of the way.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
And then there's just a great example of how should
I am spending time by myself? Because whilst this is
a great thing to do, it something you realize how
conditioned you are to being in a relationship or even
just being with another person, like whether it's at work,
in a relationship, and basically not being by yourself.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
So what happened.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I found out that I'm a fish out of water
when I'm allowed full autonomy. Because I don't know about you,
did you? I always used to laugh, like when we
were away with marm or Dad was away on a
work trip, we always us to laugh for Dad for
like how he was by himself, just completely useless, couldn't
do anything even not even on a trip, just a Saturday,
just like Dad trying to take us to like the
public pool.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
It's just like Dad, where's the sunscreen? Where are the towns?
Where are my bathers? And Dad's like, I just didn't
think it through. You guys hungry?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Do you guys do lunch?

Speaker 7 (33:16):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
And I'm now realizing that that's me. Yeah, okay. And
I realized this when I was in Sri Lanka by
myself on holiday recently. As you know, I ended up
booking a whole bunch of group dorms in surf hostels,
which was just a rude awakening youth hostels, youth hostels,
youth hostels, I spent people on their gap years and
nentick you to us and again fish out of Water.

(33:38):
And then the other night I had Will's Night, and
I was like, I was so excited for my first
Will's Night, And I actually said at the end of
the show what I was most pumped for, And you
can hear how old I sound. Will not tonight actually
so I could do whatever I want, very excited and
what are you doing? Well, I just have my dinner.
I bought two sandwiches and they have more time. I
don't have to think about dinner.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Brilliant tick first step. So what are you going to do?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think I'm going to go and watch the new
Charlotte Peugh rom com.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
It's Florence Peugh, Florence going. You're out of it, aren't you.
I haven't mean you're maybe for a long time.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Ought to do? You said? So? They still they still
rip your ticularly get to the door because I didn't
get a ticket.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I just got an email. Yeah you do it digitally,
Yeah yeah, yeah, going to.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
The pictures, But how are they going to the pictures
before I go and get my boys? And Bridge chop Top? What?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
People didn't hear those in the song? Beforehand? You were
going through the movies that were on and you were going, oh.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
God, that movie isn't Aaron forty minutes?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
That means I get to bed at ten thirty. That's
just too late.