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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Valentine's Day for all those people who are going home
to a Valentine If you're not, what is it Gallantine's Day?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Isn't that a thing?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I found out the other day Single gals hang out.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's awesome heard that I reckon.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Tom was trying to invoke Galen Times, Get Day, Galen
Times games, Galanines.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Gay's got a real ring, good good kick offf Anyway,
let's talk about this. What meat right now?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Would Melanie approaches? She said, guys, I've got a pack
of peanuts for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I would like to trade that.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
If you guys could pull this off, and I don't
think you will, she said, swap the peanuts every day
on the radio and try and get me a.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Luxury return trip to Paris.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
That is the goal. It's an outrageous goal. It really
has been. But after one, two, three, four, five, six swaps,
we're now sitting on something which is worth fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Chicken eggs, a refrigerated dog water bott it's a trade.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I want to trade over a remote control track that
we're going.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
To take, the Revite control track to Bate.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I'll go three family, brand new shurveboard a bay.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I have a Kayaki that I want to get rid of.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
My arrow Kason two thousand and nine got a name.

Speaker 8 (01:24):
The name is Lucy.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Lucy.

Speaker 9 (01:26):
Wow, you've got yourself a tried bite and now we've.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
Got my Jeep Grand Cheroche.

Speaker 10 (01:32):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
My engine is not the best, so I want something
that's a little more reliable.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
It doesn't break down.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
It's just Jeter is a bitch, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'll take a jitter.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
What yes, I don't know why we keep that last
bit of audio in there. We're trying to make this
car sound good.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Well, it is good.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's a twenty fifteen Jeep Grand Cherokee, which you know
of the Jeeps, great one, twenty fifteen.

Speaker 9 (01:58):
Great year for the Cherokee as well. Twenty fifteen. I'm
going to have that beautiful boxy look about it. So
I still got that kind of vintage feel about it,
but new enough where you know the engine still humming.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, it's also it's got a roadway, it's got a registration.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
She called from it when driving, so we know it works.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
We know it works. I mean, this is your opportunity.
I'll say, this is going to say the same thing yesterday.
This is your oportunity to get a free car. That's
where we're sitting at. Like, if you've got something in
your house that you want to give away that we
think is about on par with this, you just get
rid of it and you get yourself a car that's
obscene as.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 9 (02:35):
So again, if you do want to offer us something
to trade for the twenty fifteen jeep Grand Cherokee, say
your best bet is to call now thirteen one oh
sixty five sure, or also contact us online. So Instagram,
Willa and Woody just send us a message offer us things,
because I just want to put a little pause on.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Trades for the day. You don't want to trade today, do?
I just feel?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
So?

Speaker 9 (03:00):
The end goal is return flights to Paris, right, luxury
luxury return trip to Paris. I'm now to start in
a question, is this the penultimate step? Like, I don't
know what, what's something more valuable before tickets? Or do
you think we can get from Grand Cherokee to tickets
to Paris?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
So I'm just having a look here.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Apparently one of the producers is costed up a luxury
return trip to Paris. They've got here because it needs
to be for two people. It's for Melanie and her
husband because they were in Paris. That's where they met
in Paris. That's why this means something to her. Return
flights seven nights a common spending money. Captain Poopin's is
saying it is ten thousand dollars for two people.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It seems cheap. What what airline is that cheap?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Where's the where are they going for airline?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's a great airline, is it?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm telling you right as it's going to be six
thousand dollars return airfare for them to go to Paris.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Not on this particular good airline.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And where's the sevens accommodation?

Speaker 10 (03:57):
There?

Speaker 9 (03:58):
Are they staying in some hostel like a youth hostel,
dell or something like what's.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
A very good hotel? No?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I just don't believe that we want to get her
actual an actual luxury return.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Trip, mate, like we want to put her up at
the Ritz.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
And spending money sounds like you get a baget and
a coffee your day, that's your spending money for the
seven days.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
It does look stingy, mate, It looks like you currently
the return flights is you're sticky taping two people to
a drone and flying them across the Pacific. The seven
Nights akem looks like the Hotel Moto holiday in And yeah,
Woods is right. You get yourself across on a coffee.
That's not a luxury return trip.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
That's someone's idea of luxury.

Speaker 9 (04:32):
That's a good point, goodtal Okay, I'm going to put
a couple of grand on that though. I reckon that
is so let's let's say no to it needs to be.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I would say, if we are six thousand dollars return.

Speaker 9 (04:45):
Flights, I reckon, we're looking at paying fifteen K. I
reckon for the return. Okon, that's what a luxury trip
to Paris will cost, right for a week, for a week, yeah,
I reckon. The car that we've currently got is probably
worth around fifteen k. Yeah, So my question.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
To you, how do you liquidate a car?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
How do you you'd sell it on cassles dot com.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, that's true if we were just looking to get
money out of it. But I think that's going to
be outside the madulations of the swap, because we need
to swap.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I think it's a luxury returnship one hundred.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Percent so I think at this point we're saying to people,
I think I'm not one hundred percent sure, but we
could be saying, if you're currently sitting on like a
voucher from an airline that's worth about ten thousand barks
or six thousand barks, we could swap the grand We
could give you a Grand Cherokee for you to give
us that voucher.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Who has a six thousand dollar airline er.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
Well, during COVID a lot of flights were canceled. You
might still be sitting on that. Oh you hard to
find the time? Yeah, get away?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
You might own a travel agency.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, we'd take that. Yeah, we'd take that.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
We have actually tried to swap ourselves to something which
has pretty We've.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Got Matthew here, Matthew.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
We didn't say we're going to make a trade today,
but you want to offer us something for the twenty
fifteen jeep Grand Cherokee.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
I quite a piece of artwork that's been in the
Korea Heriage Trust. I've had it since two thousand and seventy.
It's it's a dot work on it and a bit
of a meeting place in the middle. It's about two
meters wide. And about one point five one point five five?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
What do you think it's meant?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
They?

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Will you do about eighteen thousand?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Did you steal it?

Speaker 7 (06:24):
No, it's not stolen.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
I just double checking that that painting is worth eighteen
thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Yeah, it's a traditional pieces, it's brand of color, and
it's got blue and green and yellow dots.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
And has always been a bit of a tough challenge, Matthew.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
But I do I hear the dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
On thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Oh good, let's sit it.

Speaker 9 (06:52):
Okay, Maddie, thank you for calling up. We're not We're
not going to rationally make a trade today.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Maybe we can speak with you again on Monday.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
We need to is more of the question as well.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, I mean that's potentially three more thousand.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Dollars worth of value, so like it would that would
be it, But then.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I still have to swap the painting for the Paris tickets.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Sure, have you guys got a plan out there about
how we're going to get to the No, what do
you do?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
We didn't?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Will and Woodies Survive the Week Chaos, Whies Treachery, the
most explosive season of Survivor.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Brains Feed broad's start seven thirty Monday on ten and ten.
Play alrighty, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
So at the start of the week Woods, we gave
Tabitha five thousand dollars if she didn't say the Australian
survivor's host's name, Jonathan, right, So she had to say
a whole week or go a whole week without saying
the name Jonathan, which sounds easy enough.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
If your husband's not called Jonathan.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Sure, but we were allowed to use anything that we
possibly wanted to try and get her to say the name.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
We've had a lot of crags.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
We've pretended to be all sorts of things, lies, treachery, betrayal,
all these things.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
If you've missed any of it, have listen to this.
What's the code word?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Well, you will have to listen back to what you're
just said.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
No, I want to confirm that you've got the code word.
So I was going to confirm that you've got it.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
No, we're not going there now.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
We can't start unless you just confirm it. I'm not
sure if you've heard it correctly. What's the code word?

Speaker 6 (08:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Good, Tabitha, really good? No, really good, Tabitha. I thought
there was a chance. I was going to get you.
But seriously, though, what's the code word? Just before we
before we move on the host of Survivor. Why is
that Tabitha?

Speaker 11 (08:43):
Yes, amazing, it's Georgia calling from William Woodie. You've got
a couple of questions for you that I just need answered.
If we do need you to drive to some certain
locations across the next couple of days.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You've got like a.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
License and that's all good, that's fine, perfect, And obviously
the code word is lapalia, So just make sure that
you don't reveal that to anyone.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
We're all good with that.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know you're trying to trick me now that.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I found out she's currently at the dentist. I think
we've got a call as the dentist.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Hi, it's Jonathan calling. Did you book another appointment with us?

Speaker 8 (09:12):
No?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
But I saw Benjamin the dentist.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Benjamin, This is Jonathan from the front desk.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, you're so funny.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
You're not going to get me. That is a HI.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
So who are you just speaking to before you were
put on hold?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Good guys, that's at the front there there isybody's name.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Sorry, it was just a guy one.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Of our final throws at the stumps.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I'm gonna say, is the actual host of Survivor, Jonathan Lapolio.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
We were keen today to connect the two of you, Bryan,
get her to say your name?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Would you be able to say? Brave versus Born hosted
by Jonathan Loapolio as Monday seven thirty on Chen Brain Versus.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Born hosted by mister LaPaglia on Channel ten.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yeah you could, Yeah, sure, that's fine. I mean, mister
Lapolio sounds a little formal.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Good Tabitha, So I mean we threw the kitchen sink
at her.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Jonathan and Palier himself couldn't.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Extract the word Jonathan from Tabitha's mouth. So she still
has five thousand dollars in her hands. Woods currently called
her workplace as well.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
We literally spoke to all of her colleagues, and none
of them would help us out as well. I don't
know what kind of power she's got over all of
her colleague one.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
That much be being nice people.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Sick of that.

Speaker 9 (10:29):
I'm sick of confronting nice people in this experiments.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
You know, it's a lot of money. She's she's keen
on keeping it and good on it so far. She's
played very well. But you guys will probably know that Survivor.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
This year is Brain's versus braun. So that's going to
be the theme now. We're all week we've been trying
to out brain her.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, right up next, it's braun.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah her, I've got a sledge hammer sitting next to me.
That's joke or is it a joke? No, No, that's
a jokes No, No, definitely a joke. Yeah, definitely a
joke because.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
She think there's a sledgehammer there.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
No, she should know that's actually we can't do anything
like that, but we do. We got word on what
her greatest fear is. Yeah, so again we're going to
get her in up next.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, we're going to chat to her a little bit, yeap,
then we're going to hit her with her biggest fear.
How are you feeling pretty nervous?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (11:22):
Is there anything in particular you think we're going to
do to you in the next twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
You don't want to know what I'm thinking. I'm going
to give you any ideas.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, you've played that so well all week. You've really
held your cards close to your chest. You've been an
absolute vault.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I really want to know from your perspective, because I mean,
we've been I think you've been well within your rights
to say that we've really tried our best to intimidate you.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Have you which you know, we've really been scotting us
the word intimidating.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
We've been right here, But what do you what do
you think?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like? Has been the hardest part this week of not
saying the name Nathan? Do you know someone called Jonathan you?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Luckily I don't.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Okay, that's good, that's good.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But everyone says, oh, what's the password? And I'm like,
I can't tell you, and then they're like, oh, yeah, no,
don't tell me. I'm like, listen to the guys on
one o one point one.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, So don't worry.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I've given you plenty of plugs.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Excellent for survivor.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
So when you's because you interviewed Jonathan Lapalia yesterday as well,
was that hard to not say his name during that?

Speaker 10 (12:30):
It was?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, it was. As soon as you said about it,
I was like, no, he's getting missed the Lapalia. That's it.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
That was very That was clever. That was clever.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
Has there been what's been the hard has this been
easy for you or has there been a moment where
we almost got you.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, I've been in the supermarket and stuff and people
have gone, look how expensive the cheese is, And I'm like,
is it someone they've said? Here?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's what we're wondering, is like every interaction you've had
with everyone, you've been thinking to yourself, are they trying
to get his a Jonathan?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Every time the phone rings, every time someone.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Delivered something to like, And have you offended anyone like you,
like by ignoring them or like being superstitious around them?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Five grand on the line.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I don't care. You just don't care. I love that.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I knew this was going to be the as soon
as you gave me the money. You had this sense
about you where you were like, this is the word here.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I had a lot of time in hospital last year,
so I was behind on everything and this would like
literally be this would change my life. So I was
just so ruthless.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Okay, okay, So you've just shut down, Well done, well played, which.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
And I literally haven't said the word, not even.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
When I've not even to yourself, not even to.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
The kids when people go, what's the code word? Look
at the girls and they say, I.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Thought you were going to.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Because we were going to try and bug your daughters
in the house to try and get your sad at
your house.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
And I don't trust them.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, I don't trust them.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah, well, so you don't trust your daughters. I do,
but not with this.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
You know what they want me to win. But I
know that the big one likes to Charlie the challenge.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah, Charlie sitting outside right now, your daughter. Because we
spoke to Charlie.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
And I did hear her on the radio, and I've
said no dinner for you tonight. Wow you beat up
to Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
We've got some more intel offer off air though, so
something you definitely don't know about. And we've got to
go to a break now, but we have got seventeen
minutes to try to get you to say the name
Jonathan G. Did Charlie give us some good stuff off air?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
So what we're going to do. We're going to blind
We're going to blindfold your table.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I don't have a favorite kid, but I might now.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
We're gonna blind We're going to blindfold your Tabitha, and
then there's gonna be some music in you years.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
You can't hear what's going on?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Just so you know, all you have to say to.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Make Chris hemsworth, because I'm scared of him.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
We reached out, he was unavailable, he was unavailable.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Remember, all we have to say to make this stop
is the code word you say.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
If you say, Jonathan, this is this game, bring it.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You will wait and see. You'll wait and see. Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
For everybody else listening in their cars, as Wood said,
we've got fifteen minutes and fifteen seconds to get Tabitha
to try and say, Jonathan, and we are going to
bring you to this studio her greatest fear. We're about
to remove the blindfold and their headphones.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Hang on. Just I think let me release There's a
rooster in here as well. I want to release the
rooster and the big chicken onto the desk.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Now, there might be some swearing here. We're gonna have
to tell him not to swear. Okay, as soon as
we don't release the don't release the rooster yet. Don't
release it yet?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
What are you doing? Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
The headphones are coming off. The black member shes, Tabitha,
can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Okay? You may now remove your move your blindfolds.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I'm going to keep mysk please, but you have to
open your eyes. Open your eyes, Tabitha, Oh my god,
Now I remember. If you say the word Jonathan, what
are you looking at?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Chicken that's right close to me.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
It's pretty cute. It's pretty cute, chicken.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
If you say the word Jonathan, it's a it's gonna
all end. You've got three minutes.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
To get through.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hey, Tabitha, you're right, she's not though your daughter.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
Yeah, Tabitha, what if I told you that will give
you fifteen hundred more dollars?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
If you hold the rooster?

Speaker 10 (17:05):
Oh oh, all of those things on its face?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Is someone going to hand it to me?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, someone will hand it to you. Okay, you've got this, mate,
Here we go. We're going to get it over to you.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Here we go. You've got this an extra If I
know you're shooting yourself, I know you're shooting yourself. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
So's the chicken on the desk.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
But that music was good because I like that music
to calm me down when.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
IRESs you like to calm you down? Yeah, right, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
The rooster's coming in. You hold this, You hold this.
You're in the five grand. You get an extra fifteen
hundred dollars. Are you ready go, Tabitha, You can do
a Tabitha, Tabitha.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
She's got the rooster.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
She's got to hold it for a minute. She's got
to hold it for a minute.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
That'll get it.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
At five o'clock, you've got fifty five seconds. How are
you feeling? What's going on in the head? You are right,
I believe this. What do you mean? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
But you just wear assholes.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, we're about to give you six and a half k.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I know, but like, oh, it's bloody roasty.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
He's up.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
When you grip a little bit, just breathe, just breathe.
You're the dominant species. Just breathe. Biscuit back on, just breathe,
just breathe.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
You've got twenty five seconds to go, and then you're
win six and a half grand.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Open your eyes. You've got this.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
The rooster's called Jonathan as well, Tabitha, and if you
use his name, he comes down a bit.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
No, it's all right.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Ten seconds, Tabitha, Oh god, you've got nine seconds.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
You've got five seconds. You've got three seconds.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Take this back owt ta.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Down about six and a half brand.

Speaker 9 (18:59):
Oh my god, get it say much.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Everywhere.

Speaker 9 (19:11):
My congratulations.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Don't push your chair back because you're surrounded my chickens.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I don't want them to die, Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Tabitha six and a half thousand dollars you peak.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Check my.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Thanks for the most exposive season of Savast seven Monday
and ten and ten plied.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Tabitha has a vived the way.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Do we take on one ten minutes every Friday to
take over the radio waves to producers can't touch these
ideas woods, and today you've thrown down the bit of

(19:57):
a goldlan on Friday Fridays. You've been trying to get
this idea up all week. You think that one song
in particular is the best love song of.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
All time, like comfortably the best love song ever, and
I just hate that no one else thinks that it's
Brian McKnight's back at one time time.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Let's do all the steps, let's do them more in Australia.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
No, that's not all right.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
We might play the song up next if it manages
to beat all the other love songs that people have
called in in voluntary because I obviously had to.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Chudce, think about this, What do you think the greatest?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
At the top of my head, I thought of ten
songs which are easily better than Brian McKnight repeat.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
Steps of one through three. Okay, give me one song
that's better than Brian mcnha.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
This is one song that I think is better than Brian.
And again I've got about ten of them. But here's
the first one. Classic.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
It's called my Girl, I love song. It's about a friend.

Speaker 11 (20:51):
No that you.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
That's a banger. I'll give you about that's a banger.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Winner's got two that could easily beat it.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, that's that's good.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Actually that's not pretty good.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I've got more. Do you want me to keep going?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think I think I'm sinking. You're in the ballpark.
It's a lot of love songs, aren't there?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Selene?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, Selene's good. Come on, I think where you know
we're swimming in the same pool as Brian.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
I'm not sure for eclipsing him.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
A bit of Bonnie and I'm speaking of eclipsing. I
don't think she's quite eclipsed Brian. Let's go to There
is a lot, isn't there.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
There's so many good love songs. These it just off
the top of my head.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, okay, well coming to you too. How do I
take some calls? Let's will destroys Brian finished?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Brian right here, right now?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I think you're still hanging on a niece. And what
do you think the greatest love songs?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
The first question?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Do you think that Brian McKnight starting back at one
is not the the best love song of all time?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
No? Definitely not now that you've read the words out.

Speaker 9 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, that the words are losing taking it fur
the day?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
There's a whole there.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
What's number one for you and niece?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I think you hear me out One Sweet Day by
Boys Men and Mariah Kerry got that.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, that's that's my kind of jam.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
So there's another one which could be out there.

Speaker 9 (22:28):
Doesn't beat Brian though for meyon Naise slams gold.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Liam, what you've been beating.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I think you need to know it's hanging on to
raise the white flag your Brian McKnight and Shining Armor
is really done to fade.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Liam. Do you think Brian McKnight is the best love
song of all time? No? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Definitely not fair enough.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
What are you going for there? Liam?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
I reckon, it's I can't get enough of your love.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
The big guys like, oh this is this is.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Absolutely he absolutely a lot of people spinning this tonight.
Sarry still with us?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I'm gonna say no, but that's purely just on the specs.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Is Verry still with us?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't think he is fast. I think Barry would
have died at forty five. Michael's called, I'm just trying
to get this. I'm just having to guess I just
unhealthy lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Well, he looks like that is it? Michael? On one
of six five?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
It was the seventies man, Michael, do you think Brian
McKnight back at one is the best love song of
all time?

Speaker 8 (23:31):
That's absolutely a horrible decision for you.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Well, Michael Savage, and what do you what do you
think is the best love song of all time?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Michael?

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Well, look, I've got two of them, but I had
to go one.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
So the first one has figured you Out by Nickelback,
which is amazing.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Unfortunately we don't have that in the catalog.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Two air no Air by Jordan's.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Yeah, that is a bang out.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
That's about you haven't.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Even played because we're gonna play one of these obs
we have. You haven't even played your favorite love song.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I know that is your favorite love song.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
No, my favorite is Brian mcna Your favorite love song
is Desiree Kissing You. Yeah, that is a banger, which
I'm pretty sure I also a cued that one up
as well, like they're all of these songs are oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
My god, that's that beats Brian. True story.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
I once did a bit of research into Desiree because
I was like, where's she gone?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Because I love her? How could you not love her?
That's her on the keys by the way, Yeah, I
think anyway.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
I wanted to fly her out to Australia to do
like a one and only gig for Brian mcmaht over
Brian anyway, she's scared of flying there you go. Won't
come out there?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
You go?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
By the way, everyone he's been in he's been on
the computer in the last five minutes trying to look
up how much it costs you it Brian McKnight out
of here too much? How much does it cost to
get Brian McKnight to do one gig?

Speaker 9 (25:00):
Changes between seventy five k and one hundred and fifty
k us us.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Can you speak to the bosses, Perlie if we'll pay
that for Brian.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
And right now change your base. I'd love to hear
some calls.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
If anyone's got a vengeful present they got from their ex.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Something just broke inside me. We've played Whitney and then
we played Little Mix, and I.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Just think jarring, isn't it. It's a jarring contrast modern.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Music riches to rags, all right, So I want to
know about vengeful presence from X's though woods obviously because
it is Valentine's Day, and the Melbourne Zoos that we're
doing this brilliant thing.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
They're basically offered.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Sorry I should say the memphiso not the Melbourne Zoo,
but the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee is offering a fun
Valentine's Day promotion where basically you could send a video
of an elephant doing a Pooh to your ex as
a Valentine's Day gift.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
So I saw this, Yeah, and because I feel like
I always get Pooh stories just based on what I'm into,
Google that sends me then yeah, you algorithm, but algorithm, yeah,
but so for me, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I can't enjoy that.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Like if my wife sent me, that's the kind of
video my wife would send me, and I'd go, thanks
for that.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
But if you got it from your ex, you'd know
that they were trying to be vindic I know, because
it was you. They'd just be like, hey, mate, I
haven't seen you in a while.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I saw this thought of you. I think you're weird.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Like I'd be thinking olive Branch and I'd be like, what,
Oliver totally well, I'd be like, oh, elephant pool video,
Olive Branch, you can you get back back on the
Maybe I'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
No, I don't think for most people, getting a video
of an elephant pooling would would would feel like an
olive Branch.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, have you sent avengeful gift to an X before?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I know?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I haven't. I'm not. I'm not a vengeful person. Vindictive person.
It's not in my blood.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
But I have had friends that have got A friend
of mine got actually got sent a trophy once. There
was a trophy with a penis on the trophy and
it had his name, and it had world's Biggest dick
of twenty twenty two, which is when they were dating,
and just his name on.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
It, not referring to the size of the It had
to be complimentary.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, no, it was a small dick, and it was
just like this is yeah you are you are not
figure twenty twenty two as world's biggest dick.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, because you broke up with me. Yeah right, Yeah,
I thought that was pretty good.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
I think that's funny as well, like in a way
like I've heard I heard, but no, then I go galious,
I can put that on a shelf something.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was nice.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
So look thirty one and six five. Yes, and that
was a friend of.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Mine, thanks to the producers who want to have taken that
that was that was that was.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
A friend anyway. No, that wasn't me. No, that wasn't me.
I told no, that wasn't me. That wasn't me. Now
I've asked people to call thirty one and six five.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
If they have got a vindictive of a revengeful present
from an X Valentine's.

Speaker 9 (27:50):
Day Corney, you got a present from your ex which
was a bit vengeful, bit spiteful.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Oh yes, I don't actually understand it, to be honest,
but yes.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
We can navigate it. What gift me.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I was given a vibrator in a like a little
gift bag.

Speaker 9 (28:05):
So I'm trying to think, what the what that's vengeful
as in like maybe he was like, or you'll be
needing You'll be needing.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
This because it was the old sex machine. You've lost
the old human sex machine.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Is there a no? No?

Speaker 5 (28:21):
There was actually no no, nothing like a vibrator by itself.
I was so confused by it. I don't know if
it was because he found out it was already dating
someone else or something.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
That is a bit strange. I think that I think
that's what he's going I think it is.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
That this you'll need this to satisfy that sexual appetite
because I was a sex machine.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, I think backham compliment for himself.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
I know there was some good ones flying around outside
before Georgia you had one.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Is this something you got or you gave to an
ex event? I received it last year.

Speaker 11 (28:50):
I received a song about the breakup.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
A song he wrote, A song.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
I got a song recorded breakup.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Recorded song or terrible song? Can you tell us what
it was like? Was it a parody?

Speaker 11 (29:03):
Started with like a really large strum and the opening
line was I'll do what I want with that consequence.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
Oh god, my god, yeah, I mean, I guess you can.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
We have broken up, okay, right bread friends, Yeah, that's
intense man.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
With vengeful presence from exes.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
I was an eventual present. She bought me a pH
five for my birthday, and then we we were getting
for a couple of years, and then we broke up
a little bit shortly after that, and when I come home,
she was gone. She took the PlayStation five with it.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I had some festoon lights taken.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
One get over the first time. You don't even know.
You didn't put them up. You don't even know if
you bought them.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
She would have had to get up on a ladder
to take them all down.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I'm like, right now, you get ten cans in a row.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Just by the sound of the can open beer or
soft drink, you in ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Being ten cans in a row is a very special
edition of can you hear it?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
I'm going to the soft drink.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Beer d No, dy no.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
When you say it's a special edition, it is because
we currently have a player who is sitting on six
cans in a row.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
If you missed it, if you missed it last week,
have listen to this cat? Do you here we go?
Can one beer?

Speaker 8 (30:43):
Yes, Katie, soft drink.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Soft drink?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yes, beer.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Beer?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Woa can six soft ring?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah? Well she's on all right, trouble trouble.

Speaker 9 (31:08):
Katie joins us right now. Hello, Katie, Hi, be honest
with this. How much have you been practicing?

Speaker 10 (31:15):
I forgot about This.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Is a big deal because when did you get the call?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
The lady called me at like midday when I was
with a mechanic for my.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Car, and she was like, hey, you're looking forward to
playing for ten thousand dollars tonight And you were like sorry, what?

Speaker 10 (31:34):
And I was like, oh, yeah, I didn't know if
that was still a thing.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Wow, I love that.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, Well, it's a big deal for us, Katie.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
This is what's most devastating about Katie is how laconic
she is.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
She she doesn't care enough. That's why she's so good.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, you're so right.

Speaker 9 (31:50):
The anxiety doesn't impact the sound waves coming off the can.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Well, Katie, you've got four cans.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
That's pure science. Katie, You've got four cans to go.
Do you want to crack straight.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Into you want to still play, Katie, just to confirm
it, because there are a few people to be very happy.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
If you didn't play.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Sorry, There'd be a few people that would be really
happy if you didn't play today. No, you want to play,
let's play, okay.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
And you're expecting ten thousand dollars if you get four.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
More I'm hoping so well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Well, I think we have looked into that and the
legal team have said that it is a contractor it
is binding. I said you get ten and row, you
get ten thousand dollars. There was off for acceptance. I
think that's happened. So if you get you.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Win ten thousand dollars. That's the deal. You've been phenomenal.
I don't know where we're going to go with this,
where this money is going to come from.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
It might be like a payment plan where you get
like one hundred dollars a.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Month for a long time. But let's for a long time,
let's do let's go cancer and let's go God, you can't, Katie,

(33:00):
youn No, that sound is so flat. It must have
been a bit of a flat softing.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
That's all right, Kai, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
There's a lot of relief outside there.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
You don't have it.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I don't care. It's all fun and game.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's a good attitude. Katie, Katie, Katie.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
We would have loved to have seen you. I would
have loved to have seen it. Look, media is really
strapped for cash.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Right now, and Poe would have been, you know, hemorrhaging
his own salary to pay that off.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
So he's happy.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
But if you ever have like a shitty present you
want me to swap.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
I'm a single mom that needs a new car, so
I'd be down to that.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
To the swap meat.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
Yeah, I called up for one, but it wasn't good enough.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Katie, Katie. Just staying then, because we're going to talk
about it up next. Okay, Okay, all right, let's keep
Katy in the light. She might have been ten grand,
but she might get us a fifteen thousand dollars jeep
grand Cherokee.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Only if she's got something decent to trade.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Though.

Speaker 9 (34:06):
Sounds like she didn't even make it on air because
what she offered was so bad.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
And she's at the mechanic as well, so we know
her car's absolutely shit.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
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