February 4, 2025 • 31 mins
- Swap Meet decision day
- Kanye and Bianca Censori’s nude stunt
- All girl's do this apparently
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The will M. Woody Podcast. If you're feeling a bit
down in the dumps, don't worry. We'll pick you up
really shortly because Analyst is going to be back in
the studio for Battle of the Gens, trying to prove
that she and her entire generation jen z irrelevant and
she's ice cold.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Analyse who is Sean William Scott. I'm going to go
the name of one of his most famous characters, Stiffler.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Stiffler on the roof.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
At all the time. He's so good, it's going to
be back.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
She's going to be back really really shortly for that
and has said she's ice cold. Also very excitingly for
you guys, And this is happening right up next, so
I need you to pay attention. One of the great
things that Woods and I, well, probably the only good
thing that we do.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Is the only thing we're good at.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I would say, oh yeah, fair anything.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's the only thing I can like comfortably say that
I'm very.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good at training items on the radio. So the idea
is we trade an item a day every day on
the radio to see if we can swap a piece
of junk into something awesome. Now, just to prove how
well this has gone before.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Have a listen to this, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yes, we want the anti wrinkled cream, mark my words.
And this is coming from two very honest and stringent businessmen.
That anti wrinkled cream in two weeks time is going
to turn into.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
A yacht, and that yacht will be yours. It was ambitious,
but the plan was to make a trade live on
air every day for two weeks. Our first trade was
for a storm trooper outfit, then a sea kayak, billiard table,
nerf gun, Gary the Goat, a quad bike, and yesterday
a VW golf. And now we're here for the final trade.
(01:43):
I got up at the crack of dawn, flew halfway
across the country to have a face to face business meeting.
To secure the deal. We traded a VW golf for.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
A forty foot yacht.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That was unbelievable. Itsy sounded young. That that's six years old.
That quit.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That hurts because I still think I've got the youth.
Clearly I don't, because God, did I send ye sounded
you sounded full of joy?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm weathered, yeah, jaded. Yeah, that's what the indestry does.
To your kids. Don't get in it, all right.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Will what is it?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So the record, let's call it a record. It's our
record set by us and we're not competing against anyone else.
But we made to trade a tub of anti aging
wrinkled cream, not even a tub, small tube, a small.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Tube into a forty foot yacht. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Did come back to bidens in the ass a little
bit because we had to get rid of the yacht
because we didn't have a licensing in the mooring costs
quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
So I think to sail it into the harbor and
blow it up.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But look, there'll be a dot co about that one
day on Netflix. For now, sure, let's get into the
trades woods because we're opening the doors again.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
We're here to trade again. One and six five.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Have you got a crappy Christmas gift and you want
to trade it. We're going to try and trade that
all the way up to your dream audio objective choice.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
And we kind of want a better forty foot yacht,
which I know is big because forty foot I'd go
for yacht again.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
One hundred percent. Anyway, currently in the.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Lead, trade your cat to a catamaran yeah, cat for
a cat love that, it'd be good.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You trade your cat.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Currently in the lead is a SHEI wee to a
jet skime. So let's see if we can better that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We've got Katherine here, Catherine, what's the crap item?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Well?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Can I paint a slight picture here? My husband and
I do not do Christmas presents for each other, and
so you can imagine when I got to the Christmas
tree this year. We've got four kids, and I had
a present there. It was actually a packet of double
A batteries.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's good batteries. So batteries is the crab gift? What's
your dream on? What did you really want? Catherine?
Speaker 7 (03:49):
The droom, I would love a brand new car. So
we were Carlos currently Carlos since October. My my husband
has run off the road in a car accident and
we're borrowing cars from friends and family and just yeah,
a car would be the absolute ultimate gift for us
at the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And the dice could be batteries to a battery powered car.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Four kids, so.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
We'd be looking for like a cute carnival type mum
mumbus type thing.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, because cars aren't quite easy to get.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's hard, Melanie, getting rid of the teslas these days.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, yeah, Melanie, what's the crab gift you guy?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Well?
Speaker 10 (04:32):
I got gifted a packet of peanuts, but they were
home brand.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
For Christmas?
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Yeah, yep, rather the batteries, use them for the kids toys?
Were the peanuts from I was from a family member
and we were a bit angry because we had a
tough year and we're not ungrateful. But they weren't even
tasty because.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Their home brand Home brand.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
No good?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay that mel what's your dream item?
Speaker 10 (05:06):
A luxury holiday package? Something relaxing.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Could be good.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Never been to boot We yet to Paris?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh sorry, that's the bearis.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
My husband in Paris? Nothing bad?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Soas in trouble us to Paris.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
If we were to trade to Paris, though, so we'd
be on radio hoping to receive just two people being like,
oh yeah, I've got two tickets to Paris and I
don't want to go anymore. That's what we have to
It's tough, but you know what, Melanie, we like a challenge.
It's to make from people to go.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I've got these two airfairs we need someone you know
who works at quantas, who's going to want the.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Previous item that we've got and.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
They'll steal some tickets for Justine, what's the bad gift
you got for Christmas?
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Hello, I got gifted a bottle opener, But is a
dung beetles bottle opener?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's actually don't mind that, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
A dung beetle bottle opener. The it looks a little
bit like those locust things in the Mummy woods in
your head. Yes, you know we're talking about there, Justine.
That's a rogue reference. But anyway, it doesn't matter if
you do.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What do you want to.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Trade that golden bottle opening dung beetle four?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Well, I think we keep it in the same of
a beetle and a Volkswagen beetle.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Bottle.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Geez, well done, guys. I feel like they really worked
with us there on.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know, giving us the right title for the bit.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Batteries to battery car peanuts to Pooquet Paris or Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Luxury Holiday.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, beatle bottle opener to Volkswagen beetle and.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
The original she weeded jet Ski.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
They're all, every single one of them is a worthy,
very worthy trade as far as I'm concerned, Mate, how
do you feel.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I couldn't goree more with you? I think on its merits,
all of those trades would be incredibly impressive. I mean,
there's one part of me which likes the challenge of trying.
Like the idea of someone calling our radio show and saying,
I've got access to two airfare tickets to Paris, have
them for whatever crap item that we've got for me
(07:39):
just seems like totally unrealistic.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
But this part of me that likes that she said
luxury get away as well?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, does it need to be a luxury get away
or it can just be returned airfare to Paris? Melanie
doesn't need to be a luxury get away? Or isn't
just be a return airfair?
Speaker 11 (08:02):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Well, I want to taken anything.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Really, I don't take anything. The thing is your you
shoe for the stars? What are you after?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
I'm shooting for the stars. I'd like a holiday, and
I'd like a return fair luxury. Yeah, that's really tough here.
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What if it was like what if it was a
limo to point Cook?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
No, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You want you want to fly fly, she wants luxury,
she wants to be in the mold eves, she wants
she has pamps, she wants massages.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I get it, the villa on the water.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, let's go to Sarah, who's the sheweed to jet
ski because she's the original and the best.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah. Currently, Sarah, how are you feeling about all this?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, I'm sure really noticed that I might need a
shoe weeed, but I'm still going to tradeer.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It'll be a used siwed it worse.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
What kind of jet ski you have to Sarah? Like,
like top, top of the range.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Look, I'm happy with mid range, mid range I think
is pretty fair deal. But it would be absolutely idea.
What might transition from my camping fun to beach fun
with the jet ski?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Idea?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Like you're licensing is called the A PwC license to
actually drive the jet ski.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
My husband's got something or rather like that, but I
definitely will be getting one.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Well that's we can be responsible for that obviously. If
we get jet ski and you're on license, I don't
know what to do. Here was Melanie, you got given
a bag of peanuts?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, amazing. One up question from me is the bag
of peanuts open or is it or is it fresh
sealed open?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You already opened the.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Come how much of the packet is left?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Although there's a lot still in there because they're revolting.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I've got a revolting.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Well since Christmas.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And if you have, you like re sealed them or anything.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Oh, they've got one of the plastic skills on the
mere clip.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Keeping it nice and fresh. And you've only punched a
caple of them. Okay, so almost a full opened bag
of peanuts.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And you want us to trade that to a trip
to Paris. Yes, so, in other words, peanuts to Paris.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yep? Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Option one. Option two we have Sarah here, will Sarah
you want to trade a she Wi.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Correct to a very very practical to music festival.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Very practical. My biggest concern with Sarah from the get
go has been that I think is she Wei is
actually a very progressive and great gift of.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
See gift and it's who never has had a vagina?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's interesting common.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, you guys could gift it to a lady
friend in your life if you really really want to,
if we trade this off, if.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We make this trade no, exactly. It's a great gift.
But again is that the concern will with the shei
wei to jet Ski? Is she we too good a
starting point?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And I think the other query for me is jet
Ski two attainable? I think you, Sarah, I think you
might be underestimating the amount of people that listen to
us through drive jet skis.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I don't know what that says about listening demographic,
but sure, and don't say I think it's every second.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Every second person.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, for trading over the next two weeks, an item
a day on the radio, every day Catherine's called Catherine, Catherine,
come on, kicks off to a flyer.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
What do you want to trade?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Well, I'm still I've still got the batteries room before.
She's more than welcome to them.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I'll take the player.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, look, we make one trade to day, we have
to make a trade to day, so let's take.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
All of them first through the double A batteries. Yeah,
I'm sorry, but that's a good trade.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
We're already we're going from an open pack of peanuts
to a sealed pack of double A batteries.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Will We're very good, We're on let's go to Cai here.
Hi Chloe, Hi, How old are you? Chloe?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Twelve?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay? Perfect? And what have you got? What what do
you want to trade for the open bag of peanuts?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I have twelve.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I have a dozen of fresh chicken eggs from my backyard.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Chicken eggs okay, fresh chicken eggs.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
A dozen fresh chicken eggs, okay, from your backyard. Sorry, Chloe,
I keep forgetting that. What are what are the eggs
like that? Your chucks lay.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Amazing, amazing good salesman, of course, well be sold it
better than Melanie.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
These nuts taste disgusting.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Okay, that's again. That's that's movement forward.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
A dozen eggs. Let's go to men packing a nuts
that's still yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Maya, can you beat twelve eggs or a pack of
double A batteries.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Depends who the audiences.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
I've got a few drops left in a fifty mil
Murnoff vodka bottle that's been in my car for two
weeks in the heat.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I like it ambitious empty.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
A couple of drops of vodka could.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh my god, Sarah again, probably going up in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's a home brand pack of nuts that's been opened
and we know taste awful.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
This is pretty much an empty bottle of vodka. Does
anyone want an empty bottle of vodka?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Sarah? Sarah, what do you want for the peanuts?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
What do I want for the peanuts?
Speaker 12 (13:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You want to trade for the peanuts?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I want a jet ski?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Is this Sarah with the she we yeah, we're good.
Try stop going to get through? She would not give up. Okay,
so hang on.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I mean, this is an amazing start, But I think
we've got three items here that are better than an
open bag of peanuts made I.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Think anything if we just need to get off zero,
which is effectively an open backer of peanuts.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
No doubt.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
The taste disgusting. So we've got double A batteries.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A dozen eggs, yeah, or a few drops left in
a bottle of vodka that's been sitting in me as
boot for the last week.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah. Yeah, that does feel like a back with the
chip now, And I say that out loud, It definitely is.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Will definitely let's leave.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Me then the vodka bottle try again.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Me.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I mean I like that.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Me.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I just want to be part of the game.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'm just going to throw one at Yeah, just looked
in her current was like I want to be involved
for there you go.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Thanks for the office.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You can you can try and trade again later in
the trade. Okay, we appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
No worries.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When you pull over, you can finish the body yourself.
Now will for mine? So we're choosing between only two drops.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
It was like a weird thing to say it's only
two drops? Is driving mate?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I said? When she gets home? Or did I say anyway? Will?
We're choosing between the double aying batteres Catherine thread this
is like a fresh bat like a fresh like it's saackage.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
The sealed package is sealed Catherine of the battery brand new?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
How many are there? How many batteries in there?
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I think it's the twenty four twenty.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Wow, I thought we were talking to two back.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Let's go back to Chloe. Go back to Chloe, Chloe, Chloe,
you're offering his twelve chicken eggs. Would you up that
to twenty four chuck eggs?
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh well, okay, So where nangez intry is twenty four.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Eggs and twenty four batteries? What's the market val on
those things? You're the businessman here, see for mine?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like when I go to the supermarket these days, eggs
are like empty. It's like back in COVID days. I
don't know what's going on. There might be a bit
of bird floor or something, but like generally.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Speaking, bird had any bearing on How many have you?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Have you noticed that? I know you don't go to
the supermarket, but like there are like empty shelves of eggs.
So I actually there's a lot of demand for eggs
right now. Okay, I want to weep with that.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Like how much is one double a battery? Do you
know what I mean? Like that's it, you know, like
pound for.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I reckon you get a twenty four pack for like
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, So I'm reading here that a pack of twenty
four batteries, I hate to fact check you is fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
But that's the energizer, that like twenty four eggs and
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, but I think I think the lithium and they
lithium What are we talking catrine?
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Are we talking lithium bats? Was saying, are they lithium batteries? Sorry?
I don't know why I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yah, what's the brand? What's the brand?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
That have them sitting in front of you right this second.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
This is normal energy throw and liftium energizers.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I think twenty four eggs is it for me? Mate?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
No, that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Is like two weeks of eggs. And I'm telling you
right now, mate, there is a shortage of eggs. There
were people listening to us going, I haven't had an
egg for years.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
All right, well, look, I mean we don't fault.
Speaker 11 (16:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you know I don't go to the supermarket, so
I'm not across these sorts of trends.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
There is a short your eggs as.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Shortage of eggs in the supermarkets. I'm able to back
you in mel What do you think we should do here?
The batteries or the eggs?
Speaker 10 (17:10):
There is a short bit of eggs at the moment.
And farm fresh eggs.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Are they We're going for twenty four fresh eggs from
your chick Chucks in the farm, Chloe.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yes, they're free rangel in our backyard.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
We're with you, We're in.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, you just one yourself half a bag of peanuts.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Wait, did I trade them woods?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Let's talk about Bianca uncend story as everybody is calling it.
That's not my someone el, It's good everyone's running a
week that way, not mine, wouldn't claim it anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Kanye rocks after the Grammys.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
She's naked, takes a coat off, naked it underneath the
coat everyone gets to see everything.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Apparrently a lip reader has read what Kanye was saying,
and he was like, we're making a scene. I got
you dropped the coat like it was. Yeah, it was
the whole bit.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
They didn't even go in.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
They go into a car afterwards, they get whisked away.
So the whole thing is a punt.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Right, invited to the Grammys, really, I thought he had
open invitations. He's been successful, but no, not invited, gate crashed,
got nerd left.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm being told that's not true, so I'm just gonna
let you carry that's not true. You also thought that
Beyonce won her first Grammy, so your goths Grammy goss
is rock bottom.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Right at this point, everything I say.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Take with a big picture of your stocks could be
like he was invited but anyway, so so as a
result of her being nerd on the red carpet, whether
he was invited or uninvited, shady area, This is a
big this is this is this is this is terrifying
for Ghana, he's lost twenty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So how was he lost twenty million dollars so quick?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So Japan Apparently he's staying in this hotel in Japan
where he's going to be doing this residency at the
Tokyo Dome.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah right, So they're paying him.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
A twenty million dollars effectively to to a few shows
at the Good Coins, Good Cash, Good Coin. So he's
bailed up in this amazing hotel doing these gigs. And
then after the Japanese, because I have a very respectful culture,
they pulled the pin Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
They exactly stunt at the Grammys and they were like no, no, no, no,
no more.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
At the Tokyo Dome.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
After seeing Bianca's Tokyo Domes, I don't believe it was
the headline, Thank you guys?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Is that a will o j or that was me?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I also had no more.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Maybe leave on top, mate, then get out on top,
Get out on top. How are you gonna you're gonna
spoil it? You're on fire, You're on fire. Don't put
yourself out. Don't put yourself out, man, You'll be come on.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Give started reading that in an accent, and I didn't
mean to.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, well I didn't pick up on that either. No
one realized till now you were on top.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You're on top of the world. You're on fire. Sorry
I was read all right.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So what the.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Observation I'd like to make is that I imagine that
Japan or whoever's iced this deal a feeling a little
bit like a lot of Kangne's mates, which is really awkward.
There's nothing more awkward or shocking than seeing someone new
that you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
And I'm going to say part like mates.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Partner is right up there, and it kind of does
just change the fabric of your relationship in perpetuity. So
for example, well, I love people to call with these stories.
By the way, thirty one and six five, did you
see someone new that you shouldn't have? Because I know
that you were at a teenage gathering and you once
saw some parents shagging in a spa.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh no, that's a pretty private story, just in case
anyone anyone figures out it was that they was particularly
saucy will It was at at like a school event
and two parents from different marriages. I was in the
pool having a dip and there were two parents from
separate marriages that were in the pool with me, and
(21:34):
then I same pool by the way.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Ye, same pool meters away, same meters, the same body
of water. And he started tickling the other mother yep,
And I was like, but of fun tickling in the
ball and then yeah, they just they deribed and I
was completely nude.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Totally one and and and again. As a teenager, you
should not be seeing those people.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Know.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I've had like playdates, you know, like I.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
At like their.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Children, teenager man at their children's houses.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I've had like you know, but later on as the
whole exactly the whole time, the whole time you're around
at these kids' houses, you're looking at the parents going,
I've seen you naked and there's a teenage boys, hard
to know what to do with that.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I saw my my ex girlfriend's dad.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Oh, it's a shocker. That's right up there.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Really tough.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
How old were you a teenager as well? It was
a confronting time for you, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
World time.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
I was too much at sixteen, saw him completely new,
join the dash to the shower.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Girlfriend's dad. That's gotta be tough.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I've seen neighbor neighbor nerd oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Is that when you read so? Yeah, yeah, yeah came out?
Why did the ghost?
Speaker 8 (22:41):
I can explain more later, but I was on the
footage trip in Darwin and there happened to be an
ice bark and the head coach was giving us a
big pep talk, right, so like pumping up to play
this big school in Darwin. Anyway, one of the assistant coaches,
who was also my math's teacher, interesting fully nude and
then got in any really in front of all he's
(23:04):
in he's in the background and the whole time just
like listen to a when I'm watching my mass teacher
have a nude icebar in a.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Wheelie bin and was sorry, I thought it was a
Legit was one of those.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Bill And then he gets out of the ice bar
and you're.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Like, what, there's a lot going on there?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
The lot guy on there?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
He lost that guy.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'm sure you balls on the brain breeze is GOL
six five the footy, not on the brain breeze Breeze, breeze,
Hi breeze.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Maybably you shouldn't have seen nude.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
My dad's roommate, oh a roommate, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I reckon that's probably the first little thing to unpack there.
Who's his roomy, I'm his boss.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You so your parents are divorced? Is that I separated?
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So parents separated. So your dad's bunked up with his boss.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, let's get a roof over his head. Sounds like
his boss is a good bloke.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So you live with his wife, like he as he
moved into.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
The single Yeah, they're both single together.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
The boys got a pad. I kind of like, I
actually kind of love that.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't reckon a lot of guys would live together
past a certain age, and those guys have wound the
clock back.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
That place would suck.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
So just so Breeze, you your dad's boss effectively?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Yeah, Well I was sitting on the lounge and I
was waiting for my dad to finish his cigarette on
his balcony.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
So we could go out.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
He's boss didn't know obviously I was there, and he
was in the shower and he's walked out, no cowl,
everything's out. And he stands there and he's like hey, Breeze,
and I was like hi, and he's oh, and he
ran to his room.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Well, your dad's having a dart in the balcony.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Way.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, wait, I hope you weren't young Pipper is called.
I'm thirteen one and sixty five.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Hello Pepper.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Hi, I don't I don't know the people.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
But I was at like a water theme park one time,
had my goggles on it in the wavepool and saw
two strangers having sex in the wavepool, in.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
The waves amongst the waves.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Borderline impressive. The wave which wavepool?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We do?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Not a surfing wave pool like the the You mean
like a water.
Speaker 11 (25:36):
Like a wet wall on that you bring like your
floats into.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Would you be hidden by the waves though? Was there
a bit of anonymity within the waves?
Speaker 11 (25:44):
No? Well, I only saw it when I was under
the water.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I think it's quite brazen, hand piper. Were they using
any sort of like floaties or oh?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yeah, it was quite tough, like a struggle switch.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, situations. I saw it because I speaking of it.
By the way, thirty one or six five, you've seen
someone new that you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I did.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I got lured into my neighbour's house when she was
completely nerd. When I got in there, you were in
the car with me. Shocking situation.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You ran out wide as a ghost I've never seen
you look.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Looking after the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she told
me to come over, but she said doors open. She
said doors open, So I walked in there.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I think she was trying to seduce the older man
next door.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'm like, am I that guy?
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I think?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, it was a bit of a reverse miss Missus
Robinson situation going on.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I think you reckon.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, potentially it was pretty wild. Yeah yeah, but you
were You got very scared.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I ran, you got very scared. Yeah, I felt awful.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, it's got a Christie. Did you ever talk to
her again?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, they go.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, it got a bit weird because sem thought that
she was luring me, whereas I was like, no, no,
you know all all's fair and love of war and
naked next door Christie's killed.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
There's a good bit. Write that down. Are we're talking
about people you shouldn't have seen?
Speaker 11 (27:03):
Nerd? Who?
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Yeah, hey guys.
Speaker 12 (27:06):
So I was setting a guy a few years back,
and I'd say to his house. He was living with
his grandparents. I got up during the night to use
the bathroom and walked in on his grandpa taking a
poop naked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Fantastic naked in the bath I think nude pooing's a
bit weirder. Do you think he did his pajamas next
to the toilet? Did he rope to take.
Speaker 12 (27:33):
A didn't stick around to take note of any clothes
in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Rode had a bit of a fight with my wife
last night. Well, disagreement's gonna be hated.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Wow, troubling paradise.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Yeah, yeah, now we worked through it with but we
in this fight, she's made a claim that all women
do something and I was like, this is this just
has to be the biggest bs in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
So a number of women are waiting on the line
to answer this question. But let me give you the context.
I was having a shower last night and men came
into the bathroom to use the toilet. Right anyway, she
sits down one or two. Got to ask, Okay, this
is exactly what I want to talk about. She sits
down on the toilet and it becomes very apparent, very quickly,
(28:27):
because you know the steam in the room that it
was a two. I'm trying to clean myself after a
big old busy day, and she comes into the like
really tight space and does a number two.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
One of the toilet as well. You have more than
one toilet.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
There's another toilet. It's exactly my point. I'm okay, so
I say, I you know, what.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Did you do?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Man?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
This is the misteresus.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Angry boy threw the soap on the gun and I said, man,
come on, I'm in the shower here and you're doing
a number two in my space. Now now I feel
dirty again. And she said to me, I genuinely didn't
know it was going to be a number two.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Wait for it.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
She goes every time a woman sits on the toilet,
it's a genuine mystery as to whether it's going to
be one or two. Heard that that has to be.
I was like, man, that is the longest load I've
ever heard in my life. But to be fair, yeah,
I've got a number of women more of you, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
When we were growing up, oh, like when we were
growing up in our younger years, probably in the early twenties,
I did I used to think, or when I was
on a date with a woman, I did think that
there was an indiscernible amount of like a woman always
women always seem to go to the toy for the
same amount of time.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh, I shall try and cover the fat I think
I think, which I.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Think was a smoke screen. It's like a universal law
that they all get. Like when you're a wizard, you
get a letter from you know, Hogwarts saying that you're
a wizard.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
They get a letter.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Go and you're a woman, make sure you poo and
we at the same time, so men don't figure out
how long it takes.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I would do that in early dates all the time,
exactly the same, the same.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Yeah, you always try you take your time with the way,
speed up a poof like that's just classical. But are
you of the belief though, do you do you believe
that women like go to the toy and go like,
don't know what's going to happen here, could be ones,
could be twos because they get in the same position.
The one thing I'll give mim is they get in
the same position, right, they sit down for wheeze, And
that's the idea.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, right, I cannot.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Believe and apparently should as well. By the way, really well,
yeah told us that it's just a white male guy thing.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We've got four women here who are going to answer
the question. NIM will be of the view that all
of them will be similar to her. They don't know
it's going to be one or two, Jade, Jade, When
you sit on the toilet, is it a genuine mystery
as to whether it will be a one or a two?
Speaker 12 (30:40):
No, you definitely know whether you need to do a
one or a two.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Thank you. That is one for me. Think if you're honesty,
let's go to oz hereon, I'm gonna get the clean
sweep here Oz. When you go to sit on the toilet,
is it a mystery as to whether it will be
a one or a two?
Speaker 12 (30:55):
And look, honestly speaking, I think she's correct.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You get lost. Get so you're saying to me if
you're at the office, you're you're you're sitting at your
desk and you go quickly, you know, the God calls,
or you go to the bathroom and then you're like, buddy,
hell anything can happen here.
Speaker 12 (31:13):
Well, true, Look, sometimes there's times where I go for
number one. I think the secret is if you're on
there for a little bit too long, number two just
gets going. It's the same position.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Come, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I hate to be on the inside here, what snake charmer.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
What is there long enough? Boo we'll come to the
Purdy
The will M. Woody Podcast. If you're feeling a bit
down in the dumps, don't worry. We'll pick you up
really shortly because Analyst is going to be back in
the studio for Battle of the Gens, trying to prove
that she and her entire generation jen z irrelevant and
she's ice cold.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Analyse who is Sean William Scott. I'm going to go
the name of one of his most famous characters, Stiffler.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Stiffler on the roof.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
At all the time. He's so good, it's going to
be back.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
She's going to be back really really shortly for that
and has said she's ice cold. Also very excitingly for
you guys, And this is happening right up next, so
I need you to pay attention. One of the great
things that Woods and I, well, probably the only good
thing that we do.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Is the only thing we're good at.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I would say, oh yeah, fair anything.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's the only thing I can like comfortably say that
I'm very.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good at training items on the radio. So the idea
is we trade an item a day every day on
the radio to see if we can swap a piece
of junk into something awesome. Now, just to prove how
well this has gone before.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Have a listen to this, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yes, we want the anti wrinkled cream, mark my words.
And this is coming from two very honest and stringent businessmen.
That anti wrinkled cream in two weeks time is going
to turn into.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
A yacht, and that yacht will be yours. It was ambitious,
but the plan was to make a trade live on
air every day for two weeks. Our first trade was
for a storm trooper outfit, then a sea kayak, billiard table,
nerf gun, Gary the Goat, a quad bike, and yesterday
a VW golf. And now we're here for the final trade.
(01:43):
I got up at the crack of dawn, flew halfway
across the country to have a face to face business meeting.
To secure the deal. We traded a VW golf for.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
A forty foot yacht.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That was unbelievable. Itsy sounded young. That that's six years old.
That quit.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That hurts because I still think I've got the youth.
Clearly I don't, because God, did I send ye sounded
you sounded full of joy?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm weathered, yeah, jaded. Yeah, that's what the indestry does.
To your kids. Don't get in it, all right.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Will what is it?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So the record, let's call it a record. It's our
record set by us and we're not competing against anyone else.
But we made to trade a tub of anti aging
wrinkled cream, not even a tub, small tube, a small.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Tube into a forty foot yacht. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Did come back to bidens in the ass a little
bit because we had to get rid of the yacht
because we didn't have a licensing in the mooring costs
quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
So I think to sail it into the harbor and
blow it up.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But look, there'll be a dot co about that one
day on Netflix. For now, sure, let's get into the
trades woods because we're opening the doors again.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
We're here to trade again. One and six five.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Have you got a crappy Christmas gift and you want
to trade it. We're going to try and trade that
all the way up to your dream audio objective choice.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
And we kind of want a better forty foot yacht,
which I know is big because forty foot I'd go
for yacht again.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
One hundred percent. Anyway, currently in the.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Lead, trade your cat to a catamaran yeah, cat for
a cat love that, it'd be good.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You trade your cat.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Currently in the lead is a SHEI wee to a
jet skime. So let's see if we can better that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We've got Katherine here, Catherine, what's the crap item?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Well?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Can I paint a slight picture here? My husband and
I do not do Christmas presents for each other, and
so you can imagine when I got to the Christmas
tree this year. We've got four kids, and I had
a present there. It was actually a packet of double
A batteries.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's good batteries. So batteries is the crab gift? What's
your dream on? What did you really want? Catherine?
Speaker 7 (03:49):
The droom, I would love a brand new car. So
we were Carlos currently Carlos since October. My my husband
has run off the road in a car accident and
we're borrowing cars from friends and family and just yeah,
a car would be the absolute ultimate gift for us
at the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And the dice could be batteries to a battery powered car.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Four kids, so.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
We'd be looking for like a cute carnival type mum
mumbus type thing.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, because cars aren't quite easy to get.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's hard, Melanie, getting rid of the teslas these days.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, yeah, Melanie, what's the crab gift you guy?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Well?
Speaker 10 (04:32):
I got gifted a packet of peanuts, but they were
home brand.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
For Christmas?
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Yeah, yep, rather the batteries, use them for the kids toys?
Were the peanuts from I was from a family member
and we were a bit angry because we had a
tough year and we're not ungrateful. But they weren't even
tasty because.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Their home brand Home brand.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
No good?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay that mel what's your dream item?
Speaker 10 (05:06):
A luxury holiday package? Something relaxing.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Could be good.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Never been to boot We yet to Paris?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh sorry, that's the bearis.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
My husband in Paris? Nothing bad?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Soas in trouble us to Paris.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
If we were to trade to Paris, though, so we'd
be on radio hoping to receive just two people being like,
oh yeah, I've got two tickets to Paris and I
don't want to go anymore. That's what we have to
It's tough, but you know what, Melanie, we like a challenge.
It's to make from people to go.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I've got these two airfairs we need someone you know
who works at quantas, who's going to want the.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Previous item that we've got and.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
They'll steal some tickets for Justine, what's the bad gift
you got for Christmas?
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Hello, I got gifted a bottle opener, But is a
dung beetles bottle opener?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's actually don't mind that, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
A dung beetle bottle opener. The it looks a little
bit like those locust things in the Mummy woods in
your head. Yes, you know we're talking about there, Justine.
That's a rogue reference. But anyway, it doesn't matter if
you do.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What do you want to.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Trade that golden bottle opening dung beetle four?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Well, I think we keep it in the same of
a beetle and a Volkswagen beetle.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Bottle.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Geez, well done, guys. I feel like they really worked
with us there on.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know, giving us the right title for the bit.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Batteries to battery car peanuts to Pooquet Paris or Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Luxury Holiday.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, beatle bottle opener to Volkswagen beetle and.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
The original she weeded jet Ski.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
They're all, every single one of them is a worthy,
very worthy trade as far as I'm concerned, Mate, how
do you feel.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I couldn't goree more with you? I think on its merits,
all of those trades would be incredibly impressive. I mean,
there's one part of me which likes the challenge of trying.
Like the idea of someone calling our radio show and saying,
I've got access to two airfare tickets to Paris, have
them for whatever crap item that we've got for me
(07:39):
just seems like totally unrealistic.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
But this part of me that likes that she said
luxury get away as well?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, does it need to be a luxury get away
or it can just be returned airfare to Paris? Melanie
doesn't need to be a luxury get away? Or isn't
just be a return airfair?
Speaker 11 (08:02):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Well, I want to taken anything.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Really, I don't take anything. The thing is your you
shoe for the stars? What are you after?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
I'm shooting for the stars. I'd like a holiday, and
I'd like a return fair luxury. Yeah, that's really tough here.
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What if it was like what if it was a
limo to point Cook?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
No, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You want you want to fly fly, she wants luxury,
she wants to be in the mold eves, she wants
she has pamps, she wants massages.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I get it, the villa on the water.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, let's go to Sarah, who's the sheweed to jet
ski because she's the original and the best.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah. Currently, Sarah, how are you feeling about all this?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, I'm sure really noticed that I might need a
shoe weeed, but I'm still going to tradeer.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It'll be a used siwed it worse.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
What kind of jet ski you have to Sarah? Like,
like top, top of the range.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Look, I'm happy with mid range, mid range I think
is pretty fair deal. But it would be absolutely idea.
What might transition from my camping fun to beach fun
with the jet ski?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Idea?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Like you're licensing is called the A PwC license to
actually drive the jet ski.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
My husband's got something or rather like that, but I
definitely will be getting one.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Well that's we can be responsible for that obviously. If
we get jet ski and you're on license, I don't
know what to do. Here was Melanie, you got given
a bag of peanuts?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, amazing. One up question from me is the bag
of peanuts open or is it or is it fresh
sealed open?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You already opened the.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Come how much of the packet is left?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Although there's a lot still in there because they're revolting.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I've got a revolting.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Well since Christmas.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And if you have, you like re sealed them or anything.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Oh, they've got one of the plastic skills on the
mere clip.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Keeping it nice and fresh. And you've only punched a
caple of them. Okay, so almost a full opened bag
of peanuts.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And you want us to trade that to a trip
to Paris. Yes, so, in other words, peanuts to Paris.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yep? Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Option one. Option two we have Sarah here, will Sarah
you want to trade a she Wi.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Correct to a very very practical to music festival.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Very practical. My biggest concern with Sarah from the get
go has been that I think is she Wei is
actually a very progressive and great gift of.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
See gift and it's who never has had a vagina?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's interesting common.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, you guys could gift it to a lady
friend in your life if you really really want to,
if we trade this off, if.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We make this trade no, exactly. It's a great gift.
But again is that the concern will with the shei
wei to jet Ski? Is she we too good a
starting point?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And I think the other query for me is jet
Ski two attainable? I think you, Sarah, I think you
might be underestimating the amount of people that listen to
us through drive jet skis.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I don't know what that says about listening demographic,
but sure, and don't say I think it's every second.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Every second person.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, for trading over the next two weeks, an item
a day on the radio, every day Catherine's called Catherine, Catherine,
come on, kicks off to a flyer.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
What do you want to trade?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Well, I'm still I've still got the batteries room before.
She's more than welcome to them.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I'll take the player.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, look, we make one trade to day, we have
to make a trade to day, so let's take.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
All of them first through the double A batteries. Yeah,
I'm sorry, but that's a good trade.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
We're already we're going from an open pack of peanuts
to a sealed pack of double A batteries.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Will We're very good, We're on let's go to Cai here.
Hi Chloe, Hi, How old are you? Chloe?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Twelve?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay? Perfect? And what have you got? What what do
you want to trade for the open bag of peanuts?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I have twelve.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I have a dozen of fresh chicken eggs from my backyard.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Chicken eggs okay, fresh chicken eggs.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
A dozen fresh chicken eggs, okay, from your backyard. Sorry, Chloe,
I keep forgetting that. What are what are the eggs
like that? Your chucks lay.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Amazing, amazing good salesman, of course, well be sold it
better than Melanie.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
These nuts taste disgusting.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Okay, that's again. That's that's movement forward.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
A dozen eggs. Let's go to men packing a nuts
that's still yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Maya, can you beat twelve eggs or a pack of
double A batteries.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Depends who the audiences.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
I've got a few drops left in a fifty mil
Murnoff vodka bottle that's been in my car for two
weeks in the heat.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I like it ambitious empty.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
A couple of drops of vodka could.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh my god, Sarah again, probably going up in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's a home brand pack of nuts that's been opened
and we know taste awful.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
This is pretty much an empty bottle of vodka. Does
anyone want an empty bottle of vodka?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Sarah? Sarah, what do you want for the peanuts?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
What do I want for the peanuts?
Speaker 12 (13:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You want to trade for the peanuts?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I want a jet ski?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Is this Sarah with the she we yeah, we're good.
Try stop going to get through? She would not give up. Okay,
so hang on.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I mean, this is an amazing start, But I think
we've got three items here that are better than an
open bag of peanuts made I.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Think anything if we just need to get off zero,
which is effectively an open backer of peanuts.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
No doubt.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
The taste disgusting. So we've got double A batteries.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A dozen eggs, yeah, or a few drops left in
a bottle of vodka that's been sitting in me as
boot for the last week.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah. Yeah, that does feel like a back with the
chip now, And I say that out loud, It definitely is.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Will definitely let's leave.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Me then the vodka bottle try again.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Me.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I mean I like that.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Me.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I just want to be part of the game.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'm just going to throw one at Yeah, just looked
in her current was like I want to be involved
for there you go.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Thanks for the office.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You can you can try and trade again later in
the trade. Okay, we appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
No worries.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When you pull over, you can finish the body yourself.
Now will for mine? So we're choosing between only two drops.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
It was like a weird thing to say it's only
two drops? Is driving mate?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I said? When she gets home? Or did I say anyway? Will?
We're choosing between the double aying batteres Catherine thread this
is like a fresh bat like a fresh like it's saackage.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
The sealed package is sealed Catherine of the battery brand new?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
How many are there? How many batteries in there?
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I think it's the twenty four twenty.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Wow, I thought we were talking to two back.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Let's go back to Chloe. Go back to Chloe, Chloe, Chloe,
you're offering his twelve chicken eggs. Would you up that
to twenty four chuck eggs?
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh well, okay, So where nangez intry is twenty four.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Eggs and twenty four batteries? What's the market val on
those things? You're the businessman here, see for mine?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like when I go to the supermarket these days, eggs
are like empty. It's like back in COVID days. I
don't know what's going on. There might be a bit
of bird floor or something, but like generally.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Speaking, bird had any bearing on How many have you?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Have you noticed that? I know you don't go to
the supermarket, but like there are like empty shelves of eggs.
So I actually there's a lot of demand for eggs
right now. Okay, I want to weep with that.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Like how much is one double a battery? Do you
know what I mean? Like that's it, you know, like
pound for.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I reckon you get a twenty four pack for like
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, So I'm reading here that a pack of twenty
four batteries, I hate to fact check you is fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
But that's the energizer, that like twenty four eggs and
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, but I think I think the lithium and they
lithium What are we talking catrine?
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Are we talking lithium bats? Was saying, are they lithium batteries? Sorry?
I don't know why I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yah, what's the brand? What's the brand?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
That have them sitting in front of you right this second.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
This is normal energy throw and liftium energizers.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I think twenty four eggs is it for me? Mate?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
No, that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Is like two weeks of eggs. And I'm telling you
right now, mate, there is a shortage of eggs. There
were people listening to us going, I haven't had an
egg for years.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
All right, well, look, I mean we don't fault.
Speaker 11 (16:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you know I don't go to the supermarket, so
I'm not across these sorts of trends.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
There is a short your eggs as.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Shortage of eggs in the supermarkets. I'm able to back
you in mel What do you think we should do here?
The batteries or the eggs?
Speaker 10 (17:10):
There is a short bit of eggs at the moment.
And farm fresh eggs.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Are they We're going for twenty four fresh eggs from
your chick Chucks in the farm, Chloe.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yes, they're free rangel in our backyard.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
We're with you, We're in.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, you just one yourself half a bag of peanuts.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Wait, did I trade them woods?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Let's talk about Bianca uncend story as everybody is calling it.
That's not my someone el, It's good everyone's running a
week that way, not mine, wouldn't claim it anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Kanye rocks after the Grammys.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
She's naked, takes a coat off, naked it underneath the
coat everyone gets to see everything.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Apparrently a lip reader has read what Kanye was saying,
and he was like, we're making a scene. I got
you dropped the coat like it was. Yeah, it was
the whole bit.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
They didn't even go in.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
They go into a car afterwards, they get whisked away.
So the whole thing is a punt.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Right, invited to the Grammys, really, I thought he had
open invitations. He's been successful, but no, not invited, gate crashed,
got nerd left.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm being told that's not true, so I'm just gonna
let you carry that's not true. You also thought that
Beyonce won her first Grammy, so your goths Grammy goss
is rock bottom.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Right at this point, everything I say.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Take with a big picture of your stocks could be
like he was invited but anyway, so so as a
result of her being nerd on the red carpet, whether
he was invited or uninvited, shady area, This is a
big this is this is this is this is terrifying
for Ghana, he's lost twenty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So how was he lost twenty million dollars so quick?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So Japan Apparently he's staying in this hotel in Japan
where he's going to be doing this residency at the
Tokyo Dome.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah right, So they're paying him.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
A twenty million dollars effectively to to a few shows
at the Good Coins, Good Cash, Good Coin. So he's
bailed up in this amazing hotel doing these gigs. And
then after the Japanese, because I have a very respectful culture,
they pulled the pin Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
They exactly stunt at the Grammys and they were like no, no, no, no,
no more.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
At the Tokyo Dome.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
After seeing Bianca's Tokyo Domes, I don't believe it was
the headline, Thank you guys?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Is that a will o j or that was me?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I also had no more.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Maybe leave on top, mate, then get out on top,
Get out on top. How are you gonna you're gonna
spoil it? You're on fire, You're on fire. Don't put
yourself out. Don't put yourself out, man, You'll be come on.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Give started reading that in an accent, and I didn't
mean to.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, well I didn't pick up on that either. No
one realized till now you were on top.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You're on top of the world. You're on fire. Sorry
I was read all right.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So what the.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Observation I'd like to make is that I imagine that
Japan or whoever's iced this deal a feeling a little
bit like a lot of Kangne's mates, which is really awkward.
There's nothing more awkward or shocking than seeing someone new
that you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
And I'm going to say part like mates.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Partner is right up there, and it kind of does
just change the fabric of your relationship in perpetuity. So
for example, well, I love people to call with these stories.
By the way, thirty one and six five, did you
see someone new that you shouldn't have? Because I know
that you were at a teenage gathering and you once
saw some parents shagging in a spa.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh no, that's a pretty private story, just in case
anyone anyone figures out it was that they was particularly
saucy will It was at at like a school event
and two parents from different marriages. I was in the
pool having a dip and there were two parents from
separate marriages that were in the pool with me, and
(21:34):
then I same pool by the way.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Ye, same pool meters away, same meters, the same body
of water. And he started tickling the other mother yep,
And I was like, but of fun tickling in the
ball and then yeah, they just they deribed and I
was completely nude.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Totally one and and and again. As a teenager, you
should not be seeing those people.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Know.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I've had like playdates, you know, like I.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
At like their.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Children, teenager man at their children's houses.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I've had like you know, but later on as the
whole exactly the whole time, the whole time you're around
at these kids' houses, you're looking at the parents going,
I've seen you naked and there's a teenage boys, hard
to know what to do with that.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I saw my my ex girlfriend's dad.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Oh, it's a shocker. That's right up there.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Really tough.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
How old were you a teenager as well? It was
a confronting time for you, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
World time.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
I was too much at sixteen, saw him completely new,
join the dash to the shower.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Girlfriend's dad. That's gotta be tough.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I've seen neighbor neighbor nerd oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Is that when you read so? Yeah, yeah, yeah came out?
Why did the ghost?
Speaker 8 (22:41):
I can explain more later, but I was on the
footage trip in Darwin and there happened to be an
ice bark and the head coach was giving us a
big pep talk, right, so like pumping up to play
this big school in Darwin. Anyway, one of the assistant coaches,
who was also my math's teacher, interesting fully nude and
then got in any really in front of all he's
(23:04):
in he's in the background and the whole time just
like listen to a when I'm watching my mass teacher
have a nude icebar in a.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Wheelie bin and was sorry, I thought it was a
Legit was one of those.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Bill And then he gets out of the ice bar
and you're.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Like, what, there's a lot going on there?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
The lot guy on there?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
He lost that guy.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'm sure you balls on the brain breeze is GOL
six five the footy, not on the brain breeze Breeze, breeze,
Hi breeze.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Maybably you shouldn't have seen nude.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
My dad's roommate, oh a roommate, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I reckon that's probably the first little thing to unpack there.
Who's his roomy, I'm his boss.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You so your parents are divorced? Is that I separated?
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So parents separated. So your dad's bunked up with his boss.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, let's get a roof over his head. Sounds like
his boss is a good bloke.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So you live with his wife, like he as he
moved into.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
The single Yeah, they're both single together.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
The boys got a pad. I kind of like, I
actually kind of love that.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't reckon a lot of guys would live together
past a certain age, and those guys have wound the
clock back.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
That place would suck.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
So just so Breeze, you your dad's boss effectively?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Yeah, Well I was sitting on the lounge and I
was waiting for my dad to finish his cigarette on
his balcony.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
So we could go out.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
He's boss didn't know obviously I was there, and he
was in the shower and he's walked out, no cowl,
everything's out. And he stands there and he's like hey, Breeze,
and I was like hi, and he's oh, and he
ran to his room.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Well, your dad's having a dart in the balcony.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Way.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, wait, I hope you weren't young Pipper is called.
I'm thirteen one and sixty five.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Hello Pepper.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Hi, I don't I don't know the people.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
But I was at like a water theme park one time,
had my goggles on it in the wavepool and saw
two strangers having sex in the wavepool, in.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
The waves amongst the waves.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Borderline impressive. The wave which wavepool?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We do?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Not a surfing wave pool like the the You mean
like a water.
Speaker 11 (25:36):
Like a wet wall on that you bring like your
floats into.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Would you be hidden by the waves though? Was there
a bit of anonymity within the waves?
Speaker 11 (25:44):
No? Well, I only saw it when I was under
the water.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I think it's quite brazen, hand piper. Were they using
any sort of like floaties or oh?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yeah, it was quite tough, like a struggle switch.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, situations. I saw it because I speaking of it.
By the way, thirty one or six five, you've seen
someone new that you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I did.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I got lured into my neighbour's house when she was
completely nerd. When I got in there, you were in
the car with me. Shocking situation.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You ran out wide as a ghost I've never seen
you look.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Looking after the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she told
me to come over, but she said doors open. She
said doors open, So I walked in there.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I think she was trying to seduce the older man
next door.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'm like, am I that guy?
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I think?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, it was a bit of a reverse miss Missus
Robinson situation going on.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I think you reckon.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, potentially it was pretty wild. Yeah yeah, but you
were You got very scared.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I ran, you got very scared. Yeah, I felt awful.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, it's got a Christie. Did you ever talk to
her again?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, they go.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, it got a bit weird because sem thought that
she was luring me, whereas I was like, no, no,
you know all all's fair and love of war and
naked next door Christie's killed.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
There's a good bit. Write that down. Are we're talking
about people you shouldn't have seen?
Speaker 11 (27:03):
Nerd? Who?
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Yeah, hey guys.
Speaker 12 (27:06):
So I was setting a guy a few years back,
and I'd say to his house. He was living with
his grandparents. I got up during the night to use
the bathroom and walked in on his grandpa taking a
poop naked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Fantastic naked in the bath I think nude pooing's a
bit weirder. Do you think he did his pajamas next
to the toilet? Did he rope to take.
Speaker 12 (27:33):
A didn't stick around to take note of any clothes
in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Rode had a bit of a fight with my wife
last night. Well, disagreement's gonna be hated.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Wow, troubling paradise.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Yeah, yeah, now we worked through it with but we
in this fight, she's made a claim that all women
do something and I was like, this is this just
has to be the biggest bs in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
So a number of women are waiting on the line
to answer this question. But let me give you the context.
I was having a shower last night and men came
into the bathroom to use the toilet. Right anyway, she
sits down one or two. Got to ask, Okay, this
is exactly what I want to talk about. She sits
down on the toilet and it becomes very apparent, very quickly,
(28:27):
because you know the steam in the room that it
was a two. I'm trying to clean myself after a
big old busy day, and she comes into the like
really tight space and does a number two.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
One of the toilet as well. You have more than
one toilet.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
There's another toilet. It's exactly my point. I'm okay, so
I say, I you know, what.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Did you do?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Man?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
This is the misteresus.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Angry boy threw the soap on the gun and I said, man,
come on, I'm in the shower here and you're doing
a number two in my space. Now now I feel
dirty again. And she said to me, I genuinely didn't
know it was going to be a number two.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Wait for it.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
She goes every time a woman sits on the toilet,
it's a genuine mystery as to whether it's going to
be one or two. Heard that that has to be.
I was like, man, that is the longest load I've
ever heard in my life. But to be fair, yeah,
I've got a number of women more of you, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
When we were growing up, oh, like when we were
growing up in our younger years, probably in the early twenties,
I did I used to think, or when I was
on a date with a woman, I did think that
there was an indiscernible amount of like a woman always
women always seem to go to the toy for the
same amount of time.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh, I shall try and cover the fat I think
I think, which I.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Think was a smoke screen. It's like a universal law
that they all get. Like when you're a wizard, you
get a letter from you know, Hogwarts saying that you're
a wizard.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
They get a letter.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Go and you're a woman, make sure you poo and
we at the same time, so men don't figure out
how long it takes.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I would do that in early dates all the time,
exactly the same, the same.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Yeah, you always try you take your time with the way,
speed up a poof like that's just classical. But are
you of the belief though, do you do you believe
that women like go to the toy and go like,
don't know what's going to happen here, could be ones,
could be twos because they get in the same position.
The one thing I'll give mim is they get in
the same position, right, they sit down for wheeze, And
that's the idea.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, right, I cannot.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Believe and apparently should as well. By the way, really well,
yeah told us that it's just a white male guy thing.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We've got four women here who are going to answer
the question. NIM will be of the view that all
of them will be similar to her. They don't know
it's going to be one or two, Jade, Jade, When
you sit on the toilet, is it a genuine mystery
as to whether it will be a one or a two?
Speaker 12 (30:40):
No, you definitely know whether you need to do a
one or a two.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Thank you. That is one for me. Think if you're honesty,
let's go to oz hereon, I'm gonna get the clean
sweep here Oz. When you go to sit on the toilet,
is it a mystery as to whether it will be
a one or a two?
Speaker 12 (30:55):
And look, honestly speaking, I think she's correct.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You get lost. Get so you're saying to me if
you're at the office, you're you're you're sitting at your
desk and you go quickly, you know, the God calls,
or you go to the bathroom and then you're like, buddy,
hell anything can happen here.
Speaker 12 (31:13):
Well, true, Look, sometimes there's times where I go for
number one. I think the secret is if you're on
there for a little bit too long, number two just
gets going. It's the same position.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Come, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I hate to be on the inside here, what snake charmer.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
What is there long enough? Boo we'll come to the
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