February 3, 2025 • 31 mins
- Australia’s Grandma’s sing Grammy’s songs
- Swap Meet
- Junior Producer Annalise interviews Teddy Swims
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What he's been caught out having a pre show for
Oh no, oh, no, no, no, don't don't.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Don't don't do this. Don't do this.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
We've all seen Bianca Sensor at the Grammys.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
She rocked up completely nerd under a fur coat. What
am I addressed in?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Will? A fur coat?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And what do you thinks underneath?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, it depends how you describe it. I go with
cash you that's.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Not fair, that's not fair. I'm completely nerd.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, you know I'm completely wearing jocks.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, I'm completely I.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Don't believe you. That's a power, that's that's an hr
And I don't want.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
To do this.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, well then don't do it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
But no, you say do it? Why don't you want
to see me?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, I don't. No one does.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
To just walk out?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Just walk out.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's a shocking thing to do, all right, I won't
do it. Disgusting, Get out. Hey, The Grammys are on today.
The Grammys are on today. As you just found out
and got some big news regarding all the album. I
actually don't know any of the information as to who
(01:24):
and what one everything, get out, look it over. I
am in here telling me what's going on here, because
I feel like you're not the music guy.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Mate went to a.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Script concert on the weekend on the pulse.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I think they're coming back.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I think the one shock from the Grammys is that
A they.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Weren't there, and that B they didn't win any awards
or get nominated for anything. That's just a shock, and
I think they're on the way back up anyon. I'm
getting told to move on. That's enough Chap about the Script, No, mate,
I've got the big awards here. This is huge Record of.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The year, Record of the Year, and Album of the Year.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Will I do analyse our first buzz out for the strikes?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm getting three strikes? Strike one? What is the difference
between album and record of the year?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
She's left, She's She's left your high and dry. Oh,
here she comes.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What's the difference between Record of the year and album
of the Year?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Album of the is an album, record of these a song, So.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
What's the difference between Record of the year and Song
of the year.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Record of the Year is the one that has most virality,
where as song of the Year is based off lyrics lyricism.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well interestingly a B I mean virality and lyricism. I'll
mark it down for. But otherwise, very very good answer,
very good.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm on two strikes, you know, I get three strikes, so.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And then I'm just going to.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Totally fair enough.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So interestingly, Record of the Year was won by the
same person that one Song of the Year, So Kendrick Lamar,
this man.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Went out up to score with them, fucking down whole time.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
He's gone home with what he's gone on with the Grammy.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He won Record of the Year and Song of the Year.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
So this song is called not Like Us.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Interestingly, you want to put this one record. So now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It's a viral and it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Let's talk about the stakes here. So it's viral and good.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Wow, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The same thing. Interestingly, So because Record of the Year,
there's some amazing people who are nominated for that. Absolutely
who else is nominated the Beatles.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That seems ridiculous, but they were Beyonce, Sabrina Carpenter, Charlie
x X, Billy Eilis Chapel, Roan Taylor Swift. So that's
the nominee is Kendrick Lamas one. Wow, similar nominees for
Song of the Year. It just feels like Song of
the Year is Record of the Year if I'm being noticed.
But little fun fact, little fun fact. So this song
that Kendrick has one song and Record of the Year about,
(03:48):
Drake is currently suing him for defamation.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, because he's in this song in this song, Oh wow,
this is the song where he calls him.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Some naughty stuff, some aughty stuff, And I just thought's
a litt bit of fun that While Kendrick Lamar is
that the Grammys winning awards, Drake is doing surprise gigs
in Melbourne where apparently he invited twenty five Miss Universe girls.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Compare the career Wow. Compare the career Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That is wild right wow wild? Anyway, next Big one,
this is huge. So Album of the Year, this one's
the whopper. It was announced like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The nominees Andre three Thousands, Brenda carbon and Charlie x Ex,
Jacob Collieah, Billy Eilis Chapel Roone, Taylor Swift, and the
winner was beyond that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Album of the Year Album of the Year. She's never
won a Grammy. Yeah, so this is the never one.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I think she's definitely won a Grammy before. I think
she's one of.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Album of.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
He's God, never want a Grammy.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Beyonce, Come on, man, she.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Could literally cover one wall of her house in Grammys.
She's won thirty two Grammys. She's probably I think she
might be up there for most Grammys ever won. I
cannot believe that she's been nominated ninety nine times for
her first rodeo mind the Bunner, Oh here he is? Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Can I just ask.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Analise a couple of questions? If that's right, you've had
your third strike, mate, anily Analse who performed who do
we get to see?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Performed Eddy Swims?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm asking analyse mate, what is right?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Teddy Swims performed Ray Benson, Boons, Brina Carpenter. This is
really endless.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We're actually going to play some Teddy Swims live from
the Grammys in this next song.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But before I get to that, theres another award. You'll
like this.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think you lost your rights, mate, I'm back. You
just said beyond. I hadn't won a Grammy, but I'm back.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So Best New Artist.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This was a big well, this was the big one
because analy said Benson Burne was going to win. This
said to his vase.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
We had Sabrina Carpenter, we had Ray who performed at
the Grammys.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Boozy Eddy Swims, no winner, no wow, God, you'd be happy.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I love Chapel ron Horn boy igned about and you
like it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I say that to my face. He said, I love
the fact that she talked about six candidly weird.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That doesn't sound like me good about.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I think we've got you on tape, saying that.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
She actually gave a great acceptance speech as well.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
She had a massive question of music labels.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Really, so this is Chapel Roan accepting the award for
Best New Artists.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
My hat's gonna fall and it's gonna be okay. Thank
you all who listened to get me here today. I
told myself, if I ever won a Grammy and I
got to stand up here in front of the most
powerful people in music, I would demand that labels in
the industry profiting millions of dollars off of artists would
(06:57):
offer a livable wage in healthcare, especially lead to developing artists.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Preach Chappie freach the real problem.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Yeah, big time end like the script, Chapel Rowan, Sabrina Carpenter,
Billie Eilish, Charlie XCX are all the biggest artists in
the world right.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now, Stranger. We don't blame more of them, but they're everywhere,
and they look like they're going to have a clean
sweep other Grammys, and particularly I think the reason that
these guys are absolutely kicking ask right now Woods is
they can be a little bit sexy with their lyrics.
Little of these some of these women. So look, we
can't we certainly can't regale that. We can't even get
around it too much as two white men. That'll be
(07:38):
big no, no, But we have got some grannies who
are willing to sing about the Grammys. Welcome Gail, Dina
and Vivia. Hello Gail Hamo.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Now Gail, if you don't mind me asking, how old
are you?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Gail seventy seven?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Seventy seven? Okay, and you are a fan of Billy
el Is.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
I do listen to your station all the time, and yes,
whatever she sings, I like, I've never heard this song.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I've never heard, so, Gail, this song that you've had
to sing lunch pretty much confirmed the a lot of
the rumors or speculation that she was considering batting for
both sides. If you like second song on her record
this year, hit me hard, hit be soft, Okay, saucy, pretty,
(08:32):
saucy song this one.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Yeah, well it is. She's not leaving anything to the imagination.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And that's what you're about to do now, Gail leaves nothing.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You're going to have a crack at Billie Eilish's lunch
best of Like Gail, the floor is yours.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
Oh okay, oh, mister thing.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I missed.
Speaker 12 (09:01):
I missed the start of it because I was waiting
for the big bit. I'll do it without the music. Yeah, yeah,
I good. Eat they go for lunch. She dances on
my tongue. Okay, she might be the one and I
could never get enough. I could buy her so much stuff.
It's a craving night, a crush huh.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh, well yeah, it's just champagne to gas, gorgeous, good.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
And good honor for announcing that that's her way of love.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, nobody is that good on your game on the show.
You can have a spinal A's pillow. Well, great work.
You got Granny's doing Grammy songs, got Dina, Dina, Welcome
back to whihim.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Yeah, thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
How are we so good to have you? We love you? Dinah? Now,
I mean you've got four grandkids?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I do, yes, all right?
Speaker 8 (09:56):
They range from ten all the way down to three.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Guy, now, Danny, you usually write songs for us who
are usually a lyricist, but this time it's just a
cover of this song.
Speaker 13 (10:08):
You're a fan of this song, Danna, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
I've heard it once or twice. Yeah, I don't think
i'll sound.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Exactly like that, but yeah, din you have absolutely magical pipes, mate,
every time you're on this show, beautiful singing voice. So
you get another saucy song.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Very saucy, guys, very sausty.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What do you take from this song? Dinna Taste by
Sabrina carbon Doer.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
What she's saying, Oh, she's tasting so well or obviously
her girl like I.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Would say she's tasting something, Sonna. Do you want a
backing track or would you like to go a cappella?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Go capella?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
I might miss the start of something yet. Yeah, all right,
hipp you down on the carpet makes saying things which
he's tongue. He's funny now all his jokes hit different
gets who he learned. That's from now I'm gone, but
you're still lean next to me. One degree of separation.
(11:19):
I heard you're back together. Is that true? You just
have to taste me when he's kissing you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Over the bang. I'll tell you what, Dina Spinally's pillow
for you as well. Dina, I really do if you
haven't already, you really do need to reach out to
some sort of music academy or someone who's going to
foster that voice mate because it needs it needs caring for.
They're looking out.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
I know, I know, guys, I'm just you know, I
just can't get around to it. I haven't got the time.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, well it's a travesy. So I'll say the world
Vivian's called on. I've never met anyone as tonally deaf
as so.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
O my god, going for ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's quite amazing. It's quite amazing, Vivas, like you're not
singing that song.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Viv I'm ready here. You've got twenty three grand kids. Wow,
I do you remember all their names?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Why that's just there's too many kids.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
And I've got seven kids ranging from forty two down
to one.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Nine like Wow, Wow children for forty years, my god?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
All right, if you're doing an especially naughty I think we.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Will play the hook for this one. People on I
think did very well in the Hottest one hundred. On
another radio stations super saucy songs, Billie Eilish and Charlie
XCX talking about their underwear.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yes, a lot of a lot of guessing them for
color the underwear. Anyway, viv you know this song, You've
learned it. Best of this is you doing? Guests and
Billie Arlish.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
All right, whenever you're ready.
Speaker 12 (13:18):
You want to get the color of my under way?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
You want to know what I got going under?
Speaker 12 (13:26):
The pretty drink or lossy blue is the show and
not my brand new lower back that you wanna put
them in your math full ofm all the way? Do
you want to turn this ship? And that's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Put them in your mare, pull them all down, staff,
you want to turn the ship? That's what I'm talking at.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
Be just wow, how.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did that feel?
Speaker 8 (14:05):
I think?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Now I've got white unease with brainskid March.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Six years ago, Will six years we managed to swap
anti wrinkle cream into a forty foot yacht if you
missed it, listen to this Morgan.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, we want the anti wrinkle cream, mark my words.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
And this is coming from two very honest and stringent businessmen.
That anti wrinkled cream in two weeks time is going
to turn into a yacht, and that yacht will be yours.
It was ambitious, but the plan was to make a
trade live on air.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Every day for two weeks.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Our first trade was for a Stormtrooper outfit, then a
sea kayak, billiard, table, nerf gun, Gary the Goat, a
quad bike, and yesterday a VW golf And now we're
here for the final trade. I got up at the
crack of dawn, flew halfway across the country to have
face to face business meeting.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
To secure the deal. We traded a VW Go.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
For a forty foot yacht.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Should repost that video.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I then dance on a boat for about four to
five minutes, Champagne for Champagne and myself.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That was a yeah, it was a wild video.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Great bit anyway, total, you can repost that for you
repost that kV.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That that work.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I can put on stories, Oh yeah, give me the stories.
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Yeah jagged the story story worthy there and anyway so
that's that's the video equivalent of straight to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I get that, totally get it. You can get it
on DVD anyway. The video is obviously not that good. No,
but six years later, well it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Was huge, huge, By the way, I had forgotten about
the fact that there was a live goat involved.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
It was it great journey, It was an amazing journey.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Vaguely remember what they were there?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yes, storm trooper.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Then we started, But what did we start with?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Anti wrinkle cran.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Anti aging wrinkled cranes, a storm trooper out bite goat? Yes,
I heard a quad bike in there, b W.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Goals absolutely, and then your old person scooter, yes, mobility scooter.
But to really pull the curtain down this this yacht,
I mean it was a shocking yacht like it was.
It was unusable and to be honest, costing the company fair.
But it mandey to get rid.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of it, but all into the of the ocean and
blow it up.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
No, no, we didn't do that publicly, but well six
years later you dried.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Getting dynamite in the boat was logistical fireworks.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Six years later, yeah, we're doing it again. Will what
is it stop?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
They are so simple, We make a trade every single
day for two weeks. Okay, don't really know what the
goal is at this point, but we need to start
off with a bad item.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
So we thought it's been Christmas recently. Thirteen one oh
six five is the number.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What was the worst Christmas present you got given this year?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And what's the incentive here? Like, if you call up
and we choose your crap Christmas gift, we're going to
swap on the radio every day generally the rule until
we get to what you want, and then that thing
will be you get to keep that thing. It's not ours,
(17:40):
we're swapping for you.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yes, absolutely, it's a service. We're providing will because we're
bloody got at trade.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Last time anti aging, wrinkled cream went to a yacht.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
We're amazing at this.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I'm not confident about anything, but you and me are
just truly unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
This.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't know how we do it.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Sometimes it's like I'm watching myself do it when we
do it. Anyway, Sarah, let's kick things off here. What's
the worst Christmas present you got given this year?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Last year?
Speaker 7 (18:05):
So, the worst Christians present I got this year was
from a friend who was actually serious about this present,
but I thought it was a joke present. So I
absolutely love camping. I've got absolutely everything I need for
camping as well. And so when she gave to me,
She's like, I put a lot of thought into this
because I thought you've got everything.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
But I'm sure you won't have this.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
I I opened it up and it was a she
Wei So it's like a little funnel and I laughed.
I was cracking up. I thought it was a joke.
But she was like, do you like it? And there
was a pause and I was like, yeah, thank you.
She's gonna comment to very.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Practical music festival. Very practical at the music festival.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, I don't think we can comment on practicality of
she Wee's.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay, So Sarah scratched that lame Sarah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Sarah told you me, what would you like your shi
weed to be traded too?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
What's jet Ski?
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Would be?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Ideali, Wow, you want to go she Weed to jet Ski?
I mean it sounds good. We can do it, we
can do we can do it a jet Ski.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Sarah. We're going to take some more calls, though.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I think we can start with worse than she Wee, really,
because the real prestige of.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Che Wee's practically very good at the music festival.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Exactly right, Will, Will? What is swap? The rules are
really really basic on this one.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
We make a trade every single day on the radio
show for two weeks yep, and we just we guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
We're going to start with something crap from you, guys.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
We're asking you to call now thirteen one oh six ' five,
what's the worst Christmas present you've got. We're going to
deliberately choose the worst item here, and then over two
weeks we're going to get you the thing that you
most want.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, hopefully we have got a good track record. We
actually are good at this, as you said beforewards. We're
not going very many things, certainly not organizing what time
to have dinner when you just got a night by yourself,
But among the things we are good at is swapping.
We're last time we did this, we swap from anti
aging wrinkle cream to a yacht to a twenty foot
yacht forty forty foot twenty foot sorry I should say,
which we couldn't use and have to destroy but pretty
(20:09):
much sank straight away. But we did actually get to
a yacht, so please give us pittance here where the
smaller and worse the item is the bigger the challenge.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, let's go to Stacey here. Stacy, what's the worst
gifts you've been given?
Speaker 8 (20:25):
So?
Speaker 15 (20:25):
The worst gift I was given, I felt really like insulted.
Was cleaning products from my mum and my sister, Like
we're talking like bleach, toilet cleaning, windex just to say
that it looks like I need to clean my house.
I was like, Yeah, it was the worst gift I've
ever received. I could not believe it.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Do you have it?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Do you have a dirty house?
Speaker 15 (20:50):
I've got teenagers, so yeah and dog. So I try
when I'm working and yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I know you do an outstanding job. Stacey, thank you
for that. That is a shocking gift to receipts. So
are you're trying to go for those days?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What are you going for?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
What?
Speaker 13 (21:03):
What?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
What would you like to trade into?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
I would love like.
Speaker 15 (21:06):
A boat, like just to get out on the water
on the ocean.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
From cleaning products to a tinny not bad.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I like that, very doable.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
We're going to take one of these guys we're trading
every day on the radio to try and get this. Sam,
what was the bad present you got for Chrissy.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
I got a pair of disgusting, like tropical fruit printed broad.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Shorts very Tommy Bahama or something like that.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
That sounds like my, sounds like my. I like that, Sam,
but you just give me first, Sammy, what's your dream gift?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I would love to upgrade my car?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
So what are you driving and what are you looking for?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
I drive a very very powerful turtic Coroller at the
moment that's been keyed so and yeah, the right hand
side because that the car don't work, only the left one.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
To carry you after, Sam, I would love like a high.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
LUs or Afford Rangers, some sort of.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah yeah, look look look Sam, we said go for
your dream item. And I think that's important because I
think this is the this is the magic of the bit.
I genuinely do think that we can trade up from
a pair of fruit colored board shorts to a high lux.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
We want to be challenged. Mona worst Christmas gift You've got?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
What was it?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
It was a sign and it was just said believe.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Ted lesso. I would have loved that si believe ted
Lasso sign. It was a legit merchandise. Mona from Ted lesson.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
It was merchandise.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
My mom, She's like, put that in your kitchen door.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Tap it everywhay, just get a piece of paper and
write believe ted so much. I don't think it's off Mona.
What do you want to trade to?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
What's your dream?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
On?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
I would love to have a Vesper like I would
be love cover.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Them super doable.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
We did.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This was almost not high. We did two trades.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
We get a scoded this week one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I walk out the other front door of this building
right now, bang, in.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
One hour, we could have you, I know, vespering it
now out front of your house as well. Vesper is easy, Yeah,
so easy. There's too many of them as well.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Kyle.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, hey, hey, what do you get for Christmas? Mate?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
It was you for the last ten years.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I get the Least Africa pack.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Does it come with the body wash every time body wash,
the body scrubber, and the deodor. The trademark, the trade,
the trademark, it's a good sense. But the fact that
they're still making that, yeah, twenty to thirty years after
it came out, it just means it's.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Good for security guards everywhere that link spray. They all
smell the same time in Africa.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Just do good stuff man, So Kyle, the smell of it.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, after ten years of getting it every every year
for Christmas, you'd probably over it.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
But Kyle, what do you want?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
What?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
What did you want most for? Chris? What's your dream?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Love?
Speaker 15 (24:13):
A jet ski?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Another jet ski? Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I love that is really tapped into Westerns, didn't he?
Speaker 10 (24:20):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I reckon, we had a bit of time to think
about this.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Are you putting it down? I was just going to
chooseka It's easy.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh god, okay say it whispering so well, there's.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It's between two yep, it's between the fruity board shorts
to the highlarks. Yeah. Or it's the she weed of
the jet ski. Kyle's the second jet ski. So I
don't know if you can take him. Surely you want more?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Well, I just I just don't want to launch with decisions.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah right, okay, I mean I okay. Is also back
in you because he's a little bit of a cautious
Kelly as well.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Are you on my side?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Of course he's on your side, mate. It's if he's
going to blow his load on this that quickly look
at him. He has it's his third cup of tea
for the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'm like him, what I want to come playing the crack?
You're blaming me.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Let's dive in there. She weeed to a jet Ski.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I like the rhyme of she weeed jets ski cells
it really does.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So what's again her name again? She weeed to a
jet ski? Sarah? All right? Do you like Sarah? Are
you wearing a World Trade Center?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Looks like it? What are you wearing out there of
old merch?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
What she likes?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Sarah? She's a lovely, lovely person.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Great.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
So we either the lovely lovely Sarah with the s
we We either leave it twenty four hours for people
to get in touch with us and the worst gift ever.
I just my other thing with the she wee to
the jet ski. Honestly, I think we could do it
this week. I think she wee there's there's demand there
for shee wheeze. I've told you before, they're very practical
at a music festival.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I think I think we don't think it's a bigger
enough You don't think that's a big enough gap.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I want to be challenged.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Wow, Okay, what about the Tommy Bahamas shworts to a
ranger or a highlunks.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Does he want this year's model highlights? Because I reckon
I could get him like an early two days. Of
course we could get him earlier, but he wants top
of the range.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
With that of the range. But yeah, probably I could get.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Him at twenty like twenty twelve highluks. I reckon, it's
unroadworthy for sure.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Okay, so we're going to give it some time.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh no, I'm happy to do it.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
No, no, no, let's give it some time.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
A right, so twenty four hours, I reckon, touch it
website or Instagram website, Williamwoody dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, yeah, gryllmwodoy dot com. Tell us what you want
to trade.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
But also but beat that like it needs to be
a very very bad boring, no design, no demand.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Shoot for the stars. Yes, all right, we'll take recourse
to Willam body swap me. Charlie XCX nominated a whole
bunch of Grammys. I've been all of the pop quins.
Chipelly was known as Chapel Roon and Sabrina the Chippy
(27:10):
Carpenter also in the mix. There none of them coming
home with any of the big gongs, although one of
them did win the Best Newcomer award at the Grammys
earlier today. Woods Chapel Roon Chappelly got out there unbelievable.
I had a massive swipe at the music industry as well.
Love that.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I don't know what it is. I just love that.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
She said.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Look, I love the record labels, love all of them.
But of course, yeah, she said, I just wish that
you guys would give some money to the people that
you know, just trying to keep their lives going whilst
they're making music. They just want to some food roof
over their head. You can't have a crack in the
music industry unless you're successful, and unless you have quick success,
otherwise you need a job. You can't do it properly.
(27:52):
It really is a great point that she made.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I love that she just goes from strength to strength.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I love Chapel Roan, but ANNELI anly this is here
in the studio and analyst, you spoke to one of
the nominated artists for Best Newcomer.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, and you didn't think.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What was what was that?
Speaker 9 (28:17):
I don't know what happened?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Then?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Sorry, yes I did nominated you you didn't think Chapel
Roone would win. No, I did think she was.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I did think she had a good chance. I just
was reading for Teddy Swims and.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, really you said to Teddy Swim's face, like I
think you're gonna win it. I'm backing you in, And
I backed him in. Sure lost money.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
So when you did, when you did sit down with him, though, analyst,
you didn't bet on that.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
No, no, no gambling, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
But when you did sit down with Teddy, you also
played a classic commercial radio game.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
But before I blame the audio of this, it's worth mentioning.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
So there's a bit of an in joke within this
radio team that Captain Poopan's executive producer, always has a second.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Pair of underwear on him at all time.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
He does for.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
His preference is the blocks.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Anyway, this is just an in joke for it barely
even makes it on it and somehow, and for some reason,
you thought it was a good idea to bring it
up with Eddy Swims.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Enjoy this.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Hey, I did want to play a quick little game
with you off your new album. You have a brand
new track, Guilty coming out, so I wanted to give
you a few situations, and I want you to tell
me if you're guilty or not. I'm happy to answer
as well, because I'm not gonna lie. I'm guilty of
a few, and I get bullied for them.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's rude.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Have you ever farted and blamed someone else?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (29:53):
Guilty?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 16 (29:56):
Well, but you know what usually usually what sucks is
that usually happens to me because that's growing up as
a fat kid. They always believe it on a fat kid.
It's usually I always that skinny little twirp.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 16 (30:05):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just passing along. I can't name a
certain time. I'm just telling you I probably am guilty.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, no, yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
I'm always like I pretend to look to the left
and I'll go, oh my god, Like, Rachel, why did
you just fart?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
That's so disgusting.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
It's horrible.
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Yeah, I think I actually I'm pretty guilty.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
To do that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Have you ever paid in the pool as an adult?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Oh certainly?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, you know what controversial opinion? Just do it like
no one like they've got chlorine.
Speaker 16 (30:36):
They swallow your bubble gum too. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh my God, I've been too scared to swallow my
bubble gum. Yeah, okay, that's good to know.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
If you're doing it, I'll be fine. Have you ever
worn the same pair of socks multiple times?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
No?
Speaker 16 (30:51):
When we travel, we always put socks on the rider.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I love that. What else is on your rider?
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Underwear as well?
Speaker 16 (30:58):
You know we always get a fresh Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
The five dollars blocks from in Australia are our boss's favorite.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
So well, Teddy, thank you so much. It's been an
absolute pleasure. We're so excited for your new album here
in Australia. You're going to be I mean, you are
already the next big thing. It's it's so good to
watch your journey. Keep saying, Man, you're doing so good.
I can't wait to chat to you again when you're
(31:25):
a Grammy winner.
Speaker 16 (31:26):
Well, I hope, so, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Worries you know what to say to that comment silence
between dollars blocks from Kmart. First of all, he's like,
what are blocks? Are our producers
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What he's been caught out having a pre show for
Oh no, oh, no, no, no, don't don't.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Don't don't do this. Don't do this.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
We've all seen Bianca Sensor at the Grammys.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
She rocked up completely nerd under a fur coat. What
am I addressed in?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Will? A fur coat?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And what do you thinks underneath?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, it depends how you describe it. I go with
cash you that's.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Not fair, that's not fair. I'm completely nerd.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, you know I'm completely wearing jocks.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, I'm completely I.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Don't believe you. That's a power, that's that's an hr
And I don't want.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
To do this.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, well then don't do it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
But no, you say do it? Why don't you want
to see me?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, I don't. No one does.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
To just walk out?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Just walk out.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's a shocking thing to do, all right, I won't
do it. Disgusting, Get out. Hey, The Grammys are on today.
The Grammys are on today. As you just found out
and got some big news regarding all the album. I
actually don't know any of the information as to who
(01:24):
and what one everything, get out, look it over. I
am in here telling me what's going on here, because
I feel like you're not the music guy.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Mate went to a.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Script concert on the weekend on the pulse.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I think they're coming back.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I think the one shock from the Grammys is that
A they.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Weren't there, and that B they didn't win any awards
or get nominated for anything. That's just a shock, and
I think they're on the way back up anyon. I'm
getting told to move on. That's enough Chap about the Script, No, mate,
I've got the big awards here. This is huge Record of.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The year, Record of the Year, and Album of the Year.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Will I do analyse our first buzz out for the strikes?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm getting three strikes? Strike one? What is the difference
between album and record of the year?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
She's left, She's She's left your high and dry. Oh,
here she comes.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What's the difference between Record of the year and album
of the Year?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Album of the is an album, record of these a song, So.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
What's the difference between Record of the year and Song
of the year.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Record of the Year is the one that has most virality,
where as song of the Year is based off lyrics lyricism.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well interestingly a B I mean virality and lyricism. I'll
mark it down for. But otherwise, very very good answer,
very good.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm on two strikes, you know, I get three strikes, so.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And then I'm just going to.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Totally fair enough.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So interestingly, Record of the Year was won by the
same person that one Song of the Year, So Kendrick Lamar,
this man.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Went out up to score with them, fucking down whole time.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
He's gone home with what he's gone on with the Grammy.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He won Record of the Year and Song of the Year.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
So this song is called not Like Us.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Interestingly, you want to put this one record. So now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It's a viral and it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Let's talk about the stakes here. So it's viral and good.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Wow, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The same thing. Interestingly, So because Record of the Year,
there's some amazing people who are nominated for that. Absolutely
who else is nominated the Beatles.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That seems ridiculous, but they were Beyonce, Sabrina Carpenter, Charlie
x X, Billy Eilis Chapel, Roan Taylor Swift. So that's
the nominee is Kendrick Lamas one. Wow, similar nominees for
Song of the Year. It just feels like Song of
the Year is Record of the Year if I'm being noticed.
But little fun fact, little fun fact. So this song
that Kendrick has one song and Record of the Year about,
(03:48):
Drake is currently suing him for defamation.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, because he's in this song in this song, Oh wow,
this is the song where he calls him.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Some naughty stuff, some aughty stuff, And I just thought's
a litt bit of fun that While Kendrick Lamar is
that the Grammys winning awards, Drake is doing surprise gigs
in Melbourne where apparently he invited twenty five Miss Universe girls.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Compare the career Wow. Compare the career Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That is wild right wow wild? Anyway, next Big one,
this is huge. So Album of the Year, this one's
the whopper. It was announced like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The nominees Andre three Thousands, Brenda carbon and Charlie x Ex,
Jacob Collieah, Billy Eilis Chapel Roone, Taylor Swift, and the
winner was beyond that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Album of the Year Album of the Year. She's never
won a Grammy. Yeah, so this is the never one.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I think she's definitely won a Grammy before. I think
she's one of.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Album of.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
He's God, never want a Grammy.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Beyonce, Come on, man, she.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Could literally cover one wall of her house in Grammys.
She's won thirty two Grammys. She's probably I think she
might be up there for most Grammys ever won. I
cannot believe that she's been nominated ninety nine times for
her first rodeo mind the Bunner, Oh here he is? Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Can I just ask.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Analise a couple of questions? If that's right, you've had
your third strike, mate, anily Analse who performed who do
we get to see?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Performed Eddy Swims?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm asking analyse mate, what is right?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Teddy Swims performed Ray Benson, Boons, Brina Carpenter. This is
really endless.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We're actually going to play some Teddy Swims live from
the Grammys in this next song.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But before I get to that, theres another award. You'll
like this.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think you lost your rights, mate, I'm back. You
just said beyond. I hadn't won a Grammy, but I'm back.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So Best New Artist.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This was a big well, this was the big one
because analy said Benson Burne was going to win. This
said to his vase.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
We had Sabrina Carpenter, we had Ray who performed at
the Grammys.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Boozy Eddy Swims, no winner, no wow, God, you'd be happy.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I love Chapel ron Horn boy igned about and you
like it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I say that to my face. He said, I love
the fact that she talked about six candidly weird.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That doesn't sound like me good about.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I think we've got you on tape, saying that.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
She actually gave a great acceptance speech as well.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
She had a massive question of music labels.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Really, so this is Chapel Roan accepting the award for
Best New Artists.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
My hat's gonna fall and it's gonna be okay. Thank
you all who listened to get me here today. I
told myself, if I ever won a Grammy and I
got to stand up here in front of the most
powerful people in music, I would demand that labels in
the industry profiting millions of dollars off of artists would
(06:57):
offer a livable wage in healthcare, especially lead to developing artists.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Preach Chappie freach the real problem.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Yeah, big time end like the script, Chapel Rowan, Sabrina Carpenter,
Billie Eilish, Charlie XCX are all the biggest artists in
the world right.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now, Stranger. We don't blame more of them, but they're everywhere,
and they look like they're going to have a clean
sweep other Grammys, and particularly I think the reason that
these guys are absolutely kicking ask right now Woods is
they can be a little bit sexy with their lyrics.
Little of these some of these women. So look, we
can't we certainly can't regale that. We can't even get
around it too much as two white men. That'll be
(07:38):
big no, no, But we have got some grannies who
are willing to sing about the Grammys. Welcome Gail, Dina
and Vivia. Hello Gail Hamo.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Now Gail, if you don't mind me asking, how old
are you?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Gail seventy seven?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Seventy seven? Okay, and you are a fan of Billy
el Is.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
I do listen to your station all the time, and yes,
whatever she sings, I like, I've never heard this song.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I've never heard, so, Gail, this song that you've had
to sing lunch pretty much confirmed the a lot of
the rumors or speculation that she was considering batting for
both sides. If you like second song on her record
this year, hit me hard, hit be soft, Okay, saucy, pretty,
(08:32):
saucy song this one.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Yeah, well it is. She's not leaving anything to the imagination.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And that's what you're about to do now, Gail leaves nothing.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You're going to have a crack at Billie Eilish's lunch
best of Like Gail, the floor is yours.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
Oh okay, oh, mister thing.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I missed.
Speaker 12 (09:01):
I missed the start of it because I was waiting
for the big bit. I'll do it without the music. Yeah, yeah,
I good. Eat they go for lunch. She dances on
my tongue. Okay, she might be the one and I
could never get enough. I could buy her so much stuff.
It's a craving night, a crush huh.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh, well yeah, it's just champagne to gas, gorgeous, good.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
And good honor for announcing that that's her way of love.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, nobody is that good on your game on the show.
You can have a spinal A's pillow. Well, great work.
You got Granny's doing Grammy songs, got Dina, Dina, Welcome
back to whihim.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Yeah, thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
How are we so good to have you? We love you? Dinah? Now,
I mean you've got four grandkids?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I do, yes, all right?
Speaker 8 (09:56):
They range from ten all the way down to three.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Guy, now, Danny, you usually write songs for us who
are usually a lyricist, but this time it's just a
cover of this song.
Speaker 13 (10:08):
You're a fan of this song, Danna, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
I've heard it once or twice. Yeah, I don't think
i'll sound.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Exactly like that, but yeah, din you have absolutely magical pipes, mate,
every time you're on this show, beautiful singing voice. So
you get another saucy song.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Very saucy, guys, very sausty.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What do you take from this song? Dinna Taste by
Sabrina carbon Doer.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
What she's saying, Oh, she's tasting so well or obviously
her girl like I.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Would say she's tasting something, Sonna. Do you want a
backing track or would you like to go a cappella?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Go capella?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
I might miss the start of something yet. Yeah, all right,
hipp you down on the carpet makes saying things which
he's tongue. He's funny now all his jokes hit different
gets who he learned. That's from now I'm gone, but
you're still lean next to me. One degree of separation.
(11:19):
I heard you're back together. Is that true? You just
have to taste me when he's kissing you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Over the bang. I'll tell you what, Dina Spinally's pillow
for you as well. Dina, I really do if you
haven't already, you really do need to reach out to
some sort of music academy or someone who's going to
foster that voice mate because it needs it needs caring for.
They're looking out.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
I know, I know, guys, I'm just you know, I
just can't get around to it. I haven't got the time.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, well it's a travesy. So I'll say the world
Vivian's called on. I've never met anyone as tonally deaf
as so.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
O my god, going for ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's quite amazing. It's quite amazing, Vivas, like you're not
singing that song.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Viv I'm ready here. You've got twenty three grand kids. Wow,
I do you remember all their names?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Why that's just there's too many kids.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
And I've got seven kids ranging from forty two down
to one.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Nine like Wow, Wow children for forty years, my god?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
All right, if you're doing an especially naughty I think we.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Will play the hook for this one. People on I
think did very well in the Hottest one hundred. On
another radio stations super saucy songs, Billie Eilish and Charlie
XCX talking about their underwear.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yes, a lot of a lot of guessing them for
color the underwear. Anyway, viv you know this song, You've
learned it. Best of this is you doing? Guests and
Billie Arlish.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
All right, whenever you're ready.
Speaker 12 (13:18):
You want to get the color of my under way?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
You want to know what I got going under?
Speaker 12 (13:26):
The pretty drink or lossy blue is the show and
not my brand new lower back that you wanna put
them in your math full ofm all the way? Do
you want to turn this ship? And that's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Put them in your mare, pull them all down, staff,
you want to turn the ship? That's what I'm talking at.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
Be just wow, how.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did that feel?
Speaker 8 (14:05):
I think?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Now I've got white unease with brainskid March.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Six years ago, Will six years we managed to swap
anti wrinkle cream into a forty foot yacht if you
missed it, listen to this Morgan.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, we want the anti wrinkle cream, mark my words.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
And this is coming from two very honest and stringent businessmen.
That anti wrinkled cream in two weeks time is going
to turn into a yacht, and that yacht will be yours.
It was ambitious, but the plan was to make a
trade live on air.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Every day for two weeks.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Our first trade was for a Stormtrooper outfit, then a
sea kayak, billiard, table, nerf gun, Gary the Goat, a
quad bike, and yesterday a VW golf And now we're
here for the final trade. I got up at the
crack of dawn, flew halfway across the country to have
face to face business meeting.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
To secure the deal. We traded a VW Go.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
For a forty foot yacht.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Should repost that video.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I then dance on a boat for about four to
five minutes, Champagne for Champagne and myself.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That was a yeah, it was a wild video.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Great bit anyway, total, you can repost that for you
repost that kV.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That that work.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I can put on stories, Oh yeah, give me the stories.
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Yeah jagged the story story worthy there and anyway so
that's that's the video equivalent of straight to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I get that, totally get it. You can get it
on DVD anyway. The video is obviously not that good. No,
but six years later, well it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Was huge, huge, By the way, I had forgotten about
the fact that there was a live goat involved.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
It was it great journey, It was an amazing journey.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Vaguely remember what they were there?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yes, storm trooper.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Then we started, But what did we start with?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Anti wrinkle cran.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Anti aging wrinkled cranes, a storm trooper out bite goat? Yes,
I heard a quad bike in there, b W.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Goals absolutely, and then your old person scooter, yes, mobility scooter.
But to really pull the curtain down this this yacht,
I mean it was a shocking yacht like it was.
It was unusable and to be honest, costing the company fair.
But it mandey to get rid.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of it, but all into the of the ocean and
blow it up.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
No, no, we didn't do that publicly, but well six
years later you dried.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Getting dynamite in the boat was logistical fireworks.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Six years later, yeah, we're doing it again. Will what
is it stop?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
They are so simple, We make a trade every single
day for two weeks. Okay, don't really know what the
goal is at this point, but we need to start
off with a bad item.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
So we thought it's been Christmas recently. Thirteen one oh
six five is the number.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What was the worst Christmas present you got given this year?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And what's the incentive here? Like, if you call up
and we choose your crap Christmas gift, we're going to
swap on the radio every day generally the rule until
we get to what you want, and then that thing
will be you get to keep that thing. It's not ours,
(17:40):
we're swapping for you.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yes, absolutely, it's a service. We're providing will because we're
bloody got at trade.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Last time anti aging, wrinkled cream went to a yacht.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
We're amazing at this.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I'm not confident about anything, but you and me are
just truly unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
This.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't know how we do it.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Sometimes it's like I'm watching myself do it when we
do it. Anyway, Sarah, let's kick things off here. What's
the worst Christmas present you got given this year?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Last year?
Speaker 7 (18:05):
So, the worst Christians present I got this year was
from a friend who was actually serious about this present,
but I thought it was a joke present. So I
absolutely love camping. I've got absolutely everything I need for
camping as well. And so when she gave to me,
She's like, I put a lot of thought into this
because I thought you've got everything.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
But I'm sure you won't have this.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
I I opened it up and it was a she
Wei So it's like a little funnel and I laughed.
I was cracking up. I thought it was a joke.
But she was like, do you like it? And there
was a pause and I was like, yeah, thank you.
She's gonna comment to very.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Practical music festival. Very practical at the music festival.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, I don't think we can comment on practicality of
she Wee's.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay, So Sarah scratched that lame Sarah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Sarah told you me, what would you like your shi
weed to be traded too?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
What's jet Ski?
Speaker 8 (19:01):
Would be?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Ideali, Wow, you want to go she Weed to jet Ski?
I mean it sounds good. We can do it, we
can do we can do it a jet Ski.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Sarah. We're going to take some more calls, though.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I think we can start with worse than she Wee, really,
because the real prestige of.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Che Wee's practically very good at the music festival.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Exactly right, Will, Will? What is swap? The rules are
really really basic on this one.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
We make a trade every single day on the radio
show for two weeks yep, and we just we guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
We're going to start with something crap from you, guys.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
We're asking you to call now thirteen one oh six ' five,
what's the worst Christmas present you've got. We're going to
deliberately choose the worst item here, and then over two
weeks we're going to get you the thing that you
most want.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, hopefully we have got a good track record. We
actually are good at this, as you said beforewards. We're
not going very many things, certainly not organizing what time
to have dinner when you just got a night by yourself,
But among the things we are good at is swapping.
We're last time we did this, we swap from anti
aging wrinkle cream to a yacht to a twenty foot
yacht forty forty foot twenty foot sorry I should say,
which we couldn't use and have to destroy but pretty
(20:09):
much sank straight away. But we did actually get to
a yacht, so please give us pittance here where the
smaller and worse the item is the bigger the challenge.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, let's go to Stacey here. Stacy, what's the worst
gifts you've been given?
Speaker 8 (20:25):
So?
Speaker 15 (20:25):
The worst gift I was given, I felt really like insulted.
Was cleaning products from my mum and my sister, Like
we're talking like bleach, toilet cleaning, windex just to say
that it looks like I need to clean my house.
I was like, Yeah, it was the worst gift I've
ever received. I could not believe it.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Do you have it?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Do you have a dirty house?
Speaker 15 (20:50):
I've got teenagers, so yeah and dog. So I try
when I'm working and yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I know you do an outstanding job. Stacey, thank you
for that. That is a shocking gift to receipts. So
are you're trying to go for those days?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What are you going for?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
What?
Speaker 13 (21:03):
What?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
What would you like to trade into?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
I would love like.
Speaker 15 (21:06):
A boat, like just to get out on the water
on the ocean.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
From cleaning products to a tinny not bad.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I like that, very doable.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
We're going to take one of these guys we're trading
every day on the radio to try and get this. Sam,
what was the bad present you got for Chrissy.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
I got a pair of disgusting, like tropical fruit printed broad.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Shorts very Tommy Bahama or something like that.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
That sounds like my, sounds like my. I like that, Sam,
but you just give me first, Sammy, what's your dream gift?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I would love to upgrade my car?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
So what are you driving and what are you looking for?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
I drive a very very powerful turtic Coroller at the
moment that's been keyed so and yeah, the right hand
side because that the car don't work, only the left one.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
To carry you after, Sam, I would love like a high.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
LUs or Afford Rangers, some sort of.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah yeah, look look look Sam, we said go for
your dream item. And I think that's important because I
think this is the this is the magic of the bit.
I genuinely do think that we can trade up from
a pair of fruit colored board shorts to a high lux.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
We want to be challenged. Mona worst Christmas gift You've got?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
What was it?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
It was a sign and it was just said believe.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Ted lesso. I would have loved that si believe ted
Lasso sign. It was a legit merchandise. Mona from Ted lesson.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
It was merchandise.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
My mom, She's like, put that in your kitchen door.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Tap it everywhay, just get a piece of paper and
write believe ted so much. I don't think it's off Mona.
What do you want to trade to?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
What's your dream?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
On?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
I would love to have a Vesper like I would
be love cover.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Them super doable.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
We did.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This was almost not high. We did two trades.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
We get a scoded this week one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I walk out the other front door of this building
right now, bang, in.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
One hour, we could have you, I know, vespering it
now out front of your house as well. Vesper is easy, Yeah,
so easy. There's too many of them as well.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Kyle.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, hey, hey, what do you get for Christmas? Mate?
Speaker 12 (23:35):
It was you for the last ten years.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I get the Least Africa pack.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Does it come with the body wash every time body wash,
the body scrubber, and the deodor. The trademark, the trade,
the trademark, it's a good sense. But the fact that
they're still making that, yeah, twenty to thirty years after
it came out, it just means it's.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Good for security guards everywhere that link spray. They all
smell the same time in Africa.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Just do good stuff man, So Kyle, the smell of it.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, after ten years of getting it every every year
for Christmas, you'd probably over it.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
But Kyle, what do you want?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
What?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
What did you want most for? Chris? What's your dream?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Love?
Speaker 15 (24:13):
A jet ski?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Another jet ski? Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I love that is really tapped into Westerns, didn't he?
Speaker 10 (24:20):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I reckon, we had a bit of time to think
about this.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Are you putting it down? I was just going to
chooseka It's easy.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh god, okay say it whispering so well, there's.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It's between two yep, it's between the fruity board shorts
to the highlarks. Yeah. Or it's the she weed of
the jet ski. Kyle's the second jet ski. So I
don't know if you can take him. Surely you want more?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Well, I just I just don't want to launch with decisions.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah right, okay, I mean I okay. Is also back
in you because he's a little bit of a cautious
Kelly as well.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Are you on my side?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Of course he's on your side, mate. It's if he's
going to blow his load on this that quickly look
at him. He has it's his third cup of tea
for the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'm like him, what I want to come playing the crack?
You're blaming me.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Let's dive in there. She weeed to a jet Ski.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I like the rhyme of she weeed jets ski cells
it really does.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So what's again her name again? She weeed to a
jet ski? Sarah? All right? Do you like Sarah? Are
you wearing a World Trade Center?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Looks like it? What are you wearing out there of
old merch?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
What she likes?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Sarah? She's a lovely, lovely person.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Great.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
So we either the lovely lovely Sarah with the s
we We either leave it twenty four hours for people
to get in touch with us and the worst gift ever.
I just my other thing with the she wee to
the jet ski. Honestly, I think we could do it
this week. I think she wee there's there's demand there
for shee wheeze. I've told you before, they're very practical
at a music festival.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I think I think we don't think it's a bigger
enough You don't think that's a big enough gap.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I want to be challenged.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Wow, Okay, what about the Tommy Bahamas shworts to a
ranger or a highlunks.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Does he want this year's model highlights? Because I reckon
I could get him like an early two days. Of
course we could get him earlier, but he wants top
of the range.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
With that of the range. But yeah, probably I could get.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Him at twenty like twenty twelve highluks. I reckon, it's
unroadworthy for sure.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Okay, so we're going to give it some time.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh no, I'm happy to do it.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
No, no, no, let's give it some time.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
A right, so twenty four hours, I reckon, touch it
website or Instagram website, Williamwoody dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, yeah, gryllmwodoy dot com. Tell us what you want
to trade.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
But also but beat that like it needs to be
a very very bad boring, no design, no demand.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Shoot for the stars. Yes, all right, we'll take recourse
to Willam body swap me. Charlie XCX nominated a whole
bunch of Grammys. I've been all of the pop quins.
Chipelly was known as Chapel Roon and Sabrina the Chippy
(27:10):
Carpenter also in the mix. There none of them coming
home with any of the big gongs, although one of
them did win the Best Newcomer award at the Grammys
earlier today. Woods Chapel Roon Chappelly got out there unbelievable.
I had a massive swipe at the music industry as well.
Love that.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I don't know what it is. I just love that.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
She said.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Look, I love the record labels, love all of them.
But of course, yeah, she said, I just wish that
you guys would give some money to the people that
you know, just trying to keep their lives going whilst
they're making music. They just want to some food roof
over their head. You can't have a crack in the
music industry unless you're successful, and unless you have quick success,
otherwise you need a job. You can't do it properly.
(27:52):
It really is a great point that she made.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I love that she just goes from strength to strength.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I love Chapel Roan, but ANNELI anly this is here
in the studio and analyst, you spoke to one of
the nominated artists for Best Newcomer.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, and you didn't think.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What was what was that?
Speaker 9 (28:17):
I don't know what happened?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Then?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Sorry, yes I did nominated you you didn't think Chapel
Roone would win. No, I did think she was.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I did think she had a good chance. I just
was reading for Teddy Swims and.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, really you said to Teddy Swim's face, like I
think you're gonna win it. I'm backing you in, And
I backed him in. Sure lost money.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
So when you did, when you did sit down with him, though, analyst,
you didn't bet on that.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
No, no, no gambling, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
But when you did sit down with Teddy, you also
played a classic commercial radio game.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
But before I blame the audio of this, it's worth mentioning.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
So there's a bit of an in joke within this
radio team that Captain Poopan's executive producer, always has a second.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Pair of underwear on him at all time.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
He does for.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
His preference is the blocks.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Anyway, this is just an in joke for it barely
even makes it on it and somehow, and for some reason,
you thought it was a good idea to bring it
up with Eddy Swims.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Enjoy this.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Hey, I did want to play a quick little game
with you off your new album. You have a brand
new track, Guilty coming out, so I wanted to give
you a few situations, and I want you to tell
me if you're guilty or not. I'm happy to answer
as well, because I'm not gonna lie. I'm guilty of
a few, and I get bullied for them.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's rude.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Have you ever farted and blamed someone else?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (29:53):
Guilty?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 16 (29:56):
Well, but you know what usually usually what sucks is
that usually happens to me because that's growing up as
a fat kid. They always believe it on a fat kid.
It's usually I always that skinny little twirp.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 16 (30:05):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just passing along. I can't name a
certain time. I'm just telling you I probably am guilty.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, no, yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
I'm always like I pretend to look to the left
and I'll go, oh my god, Like, Rachel, why did
you just fart?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
That's so disgusting.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
It's horrible.
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Yeah, I think I actually I'm pretty guilty.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
To do that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Have you ever paid in the pool as an adult?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Oh certainly?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, you know what controversial opinion? Just do it like
no one like they've got chlorine.
Speaker 16 (30:36):
They swallow your bubble gum too. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh my God, I've been too scared to swallow my
bubble gum. Yeah, okay, that's good to know.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
If you're doing it, I'll be fine. Have you ever
worn the same pair of socks multiple times?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
No?
Speaker 16 (30:51):
When we travel, we always put socks on the rider.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I love that. What else is on your rider?
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Underwear as well?
Speaker 16 (30:58):
You know we always get a fresh Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
The five dollars blocks from in Australia are our boss's favorite.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
So well, Teddy, thank you so much. It's been an
absolute pleasure. We're so excited for your new album here
in Australia. You're going to be I mean, you are
already the next big thing. It's it's so good to
watch your journey. Keep saying, Man, you're doing so good.
I can't wait to chat to you again when you're
(31:25):
a Grammy winner.
Speaker 16 (31:26):
Well, I hope, so, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Worries you know what to say to that comment silence
between dollars blocks from Kmart. First of all, he's like,
what are blocks? Are our producers
Popular Podcasts
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
40s and Free Agents: NFL Draft Season
Daniel Jeremiah of Move the Sticks and Gregg Rosenthal of NFL Daily join forces to break down every team's needs this offseason.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.