March 11, 2025 • 34 mins
- What chores are sexy?
- Did you lose a fight with an insect?
- The White Lotus Jason Isaacs' appearance last night
- Woody's small talk is becoming an issue
- Nazeem tells a tallest tale
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Looks got some hot data here, Will, very very hot data.
I don't know who did it, but I'm sure it
was a great study. So basically, they've come to the
conclusion that we're divorcing for one particular reason. Obviously, divorces up,
divorces right up right, it's right up, more than fifty
percent of marriages and in divorce.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I already knew that in the nineties, didn't I don't
think it was that high. In it's trending gone up.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's trending up, gone up for anyway, this study has
decided that the number one reason we're divorcing is because
of an imbalance within the chores in the house.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So so the data says that's from nineteen forties or something.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's Farnam, that's Johnny Farnham, right, early fartom, early john
What a fine.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's slightly sexist, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I think absolutely it is. Absolutely it is. But if
this study is needing to suggest.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Then that is Sady the cleaning lady.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah how many? Wow? Yeah wow? Well he is, like,
I haven't got a bad to say about it, but
neither do I.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
But a backwards song to be playing on the radio
in the twenty fifth century. Anyway, carry on.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'd say so, but he wrote the song thirty to
forty years ago. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The study says that women are working significantly more than
they did twenty years ago, which is great, that's good,
that's good movement, working more, right, But unfortunately this hasn't
reflected in the housework though. So even though women are
working more in the workforce, they are still doing on
average eighteen point four hours of housework.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Men are on the doing twelve point eight hours of
house Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
How many hours do you reckon? You put in a week?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's not about me, will but how I like I
do a lot thirty to four?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Can you and have balance in chores?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We actually did a thing called mental load, which people
should definitely go and you can get these cards effectively
where you you divide all the jobs that are required
within the household.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
And then we have tried to make that even now tried.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think I do a few more potentially, But anyway,
I think for the guys out because you got sorry, just.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Just because you've got a couple of extra things, I
do a few actually the garden, I got the garden
and you flooded.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It flooded the base, flooded the basement, so that was
a new job for me, and corrigation, which then so
I'm causing problems within the house. But then I do
have to fix those problems. Hence it's a chore. Anyway,
I do think the way to make men do what
else is on your chore?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All the washing?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I do all the washing and all the clothes.
I don't let Nim do the washing because she loses socks.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She loses all the You like doing the garden and
you like doing the washing. What do you do that
you don't like doing? It's a chore.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Don't like the dishwasher? Do the dishwashy stacking, the stacking
and the unpacking of the dish.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You like stacking. I imagine you wouldn't let Mim stack either.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
She's a bad stacking.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Here we go, So you do jobs that you like doings.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I do the bin.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's a man job.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, clearing the do you're the only one who can
carry the bin. Clearing the dirty nappy bin shocking job,
that's my job. I have to take out Lenny's kitty
litter because Mim doesn't.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Like the fumes. I've got a lot of jobs with
I can keep going. I can keep going, but I think.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So sorry, what are the ones that mim what? What's mim? Gout?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Doesn't nothing comes to mind for me. I'm not sure
what she's doing. I'm pretty much doing all the household
cho just checking.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But look to get more men similar to me.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Take out the kitty litters a stinker.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
By the way, it's shocking jobs, especially when you don't
like the cat. And I don't like the cat.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He woke me up at two am this morning, woke
up to his bum on my face. Don't maybe talk
about it. It makes me mad.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really anyway, on your face, sat on my face.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I woke up to a catchpinka on my face.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm not happy about it, anyway, Will there's obviously joke, Davitt.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
We're gonna avoid it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Men need to know that chores are sexy because the
reason I actually truly the reason I liked a lot
of chores in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
When men sees me doing a chore, like she looks
at me with eyes that I've only seen before on
our wedding day, Like it's like she sees me as
far more attractive than I really am when I am
doing a chore. So look, thirteen one oh sixty five
is the number women? What is the sexiest chore that
a man can do?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
What chaw? Do you love? Whattching your man do? And
then men hear this and then go home and do
that chore my friends.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't think that's how it works. I don't think
that's what the study's saying. Well, maybe a study saying
that there's a resentment because there's an imbalance. They're saying
that you're sexy. You don't no one looks sexy. Taking
out kiddy that day.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Will solve the imbalance.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Though, If men realize that it's sexy doing chores, then
they'll start doing more chores.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No more imbalance.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Go on, I'm on the ladder the other day.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Here you go. What were you doing on that ladder?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Will?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I was checking the gutters?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Sexy are we wearing?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I do?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I feel like I need to tell you gloves?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, of course hot. You never know if the are
spider isn't there, it's a bit talking glass obviously, Why
you wear gloves?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Protect your hands safe is sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Here's the thing, though, there is an imbalance with chawes
in the households at the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You wear gloves, by the.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Way, always yeah, got these really special yellow les.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You would have spent the absolute too much.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I didn't realize there's a difference between wet wet gloves
and dry gloves. These were dry gloves and I used
them for wet work and I ended up with yellow hands.
There's all the ink linked onto onto my hands anyway,
And there's an imbalance with chores at the moment guys,
men are doing thirteen hours a week, women are doing
nineteen hours a week. I think the way to solve
(05:58):
this is for men just just to hear right now
women calling the show and just saying chores are sexy.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
We find you sexy. Jess.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What's the what's the hottest chore that your man does?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Definitely washing the dishes, like pull in the hands into
the water.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean, I hate to say what I have
heard that a guy rolling up his collared shirt up
up to the forearms and or elbows, which needs to
happen when they're doing the dishes.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is that what you is that what your man does? Jesse?
Rolls the business shirt sleeves.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Up, Yeah, yeah, for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Did he check? Does he check the yellow rubber gloves on?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No, don't even worry about the clubs, just going there.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
The water can get hot. The water can get for me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Also, I always find if Sam puts the water in
the thing, she makes it too hot. So I've got
to run a bit of cold in.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
There to gesulate this.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Of getting a bit of cold going on, mister dash
saving my tea, she makes my tea too hot with
dashing cold in there.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I've got a very with the tongue, though, if I
can handle at.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Sorry, right ray, speaking of sexy, everything's excited about that?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I mean though from boving like a weather. Don't you
turn a woman on? I always have hot fluids, your
cat on your face to.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What's the what's the sexiest? Sure? Your husband does?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
My husband will squeege you the shower dry after every shower.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Get lost after every shower.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
After every shower, the squeegee stays in.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
There as well. I never thought that would look good.
I have to squeege. It's part of our bathroom. After
our shower. Now was a bit of mold going on.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You can look good you're your nude squeegee.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Men walked in on me all fours scrubbing the scrubbing
the shower.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's a bad look. It's a bad look on all fours,
a bad look.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But I think, why is it that women in certain
positions looks great, men in certain positions awful?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think, no, No, that's just a fact that that's
an absolute fact that one eyes in the beholder of
whatever that saying is.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Let's go to.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Weather tugs.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What's the sexiest jaw your man?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Hi, guys, it's not the sexiest chore. But what makes
it sexy is that he's taking the job away from me,
and that's cleaning the toilet.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So you're happy that he's done that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm just happy he's done it.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I never cleaned the toilet in our house.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Discussing.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I don't think she's happy.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You've never cleaned a toilet?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Cleaner? Does it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You pig clean once away? Take it back?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But don't you have to so you'll do something like
maintenance before the cleaner comes. Don't you like if you
leave it the entire time? How often are you getting
the cleaner over?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Once a week? I just said that once?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, So surely there's a little bit of maintenance. What
do you mean maintenance, like you dust gets on there
or something.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
On the toilet. I'm not dust in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think I think you should dust. I'm gonna toilet.
I'm gonna check the dust on your toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, no dust on our toilet. Well, obviously, you know
we clear.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You know you might get some dust on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
But like you open your eyes now, will to further
prove the point.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, it's quite id like to say that we obviously
clean our own skitties, like that's obviously I was.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I mean, I was sitting here think that you were.
I thought you were saving them for the cleaner, and
I thought it was a poor thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No. See, that's the sort of maintenance that but that comes.
That's just common sense. Sharing a house with someone, you
clean your own skitties.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Absolutely, sometimes I wear them off anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
When the person survives.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I really enjoy a story about someone accidentally shooting themselves.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't know what it is. I think it's funny.
I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And the one I found this morning really got me going,
and I hope you enjoyed as well.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So A guy who lives in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He's gone unnamed for obvious reasons because this is this
is one of the dumber things that I've ever heard
in my life. He's fifty years old and he's sitting
at home and there's a cockroach in his living room
and he's like, ah, like cockroach. You know, no one
likes a cockroach in their living room.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So he's got a pair of shoes next to him,
and he's like, here we go. I'm going to try
and throw my shoe at said cockroach and try and
kill the cockroach with my shoe. He needs and he
needs a good shot, and he needs a good shot
with the shoe to kill the cockroach. Belt So he
picks up the shoe, he hurls the shoe at the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Not only does he miss the cockroach, but he realizes
as the shoe is flying through the air that he
has his handgun in his shoe. Jesus, I didn't I
didn't realize that the shoe was a place to store
a handgun anyway, So shoes flying through the air with
handgun in handgun hits the deck and shoots him in
the foot. Oh shit, totally wild. Anyway, he's okay. He's
(11:10):
got a bullet wound to his foot, which is pretty
hectic stuff, but he's okay, okay. But here's the question
I want to ask Bill, because effectively this is man v.
Insect and man has lost bad you know what I mean?
Like man has taken on cockroach and ended up with
gun wounds to his foot. Yeah, here's the question. Thirteen
one oh sixty five. Have you lost a fight against
(11:32):
an insect?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Let's just hear him. Let's just hear him.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, wait for this, hang on, it's a true
underdog story. I just want to hear an insect beating
you in a fight.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
In Sects has beaten me lots of times.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Talk to me, talk to me, engage.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
What do you mean they beat me all the time,
Like if there's a wasp around me, a panic, go inside.
You're so much bigger than the Yeah, but like if
it stings me and bloody hurts, it's is a big inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, that is true. The story comes to mind.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
For shocking, like they beat me all the time. I
hate them? Yeah, I think I do hate insects.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, why is that again? They're annoying.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
They're a nuisance, like you know, like really, you'll leave
your bloody jam out. The amount of times that I've
left jam or honey out on the bench and they've
got in there. Let's ruin the jammn or honey. So
the insect wins again.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You're a grown man though, Like sure you've been.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
In that situation. You go to your pantry. Oh god,
the ants have got in. Insects win again.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
They have not one, but one.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
They've ruined the food. They get in the food.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I'll get the more team, and what are they going
to do with that? That's a win to white lots.
You're taken down a whole army, down your army.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You kill like a hundred of them.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, and then more of the boys.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
See you tomorrow, boys, I shake the can in intimidation,
See you tomorrow, fellas.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
There is a story that comes to mind for me
though about our good friend.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
X who was birthday the other day.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, beautiful man, beautiful birthday. Anyway, he was to text
him like an anonymous person. I texted it, Oh, well done,
what do you mean, Daviel, Yeah, yeah, great man. Anyway,
he was driving on a freeway once and a spider
appeared on his wind shield. Anyway, he went for the
you know your sun visor. He went to whack the
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sun visor down to squash the spider on the windspent
pretty smart, but he's doing eighty clicks on a freeway,
so it's a dangerous maneuver.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But he wants to do with the spider, so.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He swings the sun visor down, but like he somehow
the spider quickly moved. He hit the window with the
sun visor, which meant the spider fell off the windscreen
and then fell into his crotch.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Pulls over on.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The freeway and he says, not only did he pull
them free with the embarrassment of that, but then gets
out of the car strips completely newd because he was
worried that this somehow on his and then ran down
the Quanana Freeway. He did.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And that's a loss. That's a loss against an insect.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's a loss, James, you lost a fight with an insect.
I did.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Can't stand mozzies, but I had this big boy on my.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Wind screen that was annoying the crap out of me.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
On the inside, on the inside.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
On the inside of the windscreen, James, I don't know.
I live on a farm, so I'll get plenty of them. Yeah, sure,
they're oftn't quite hard to get out on the because
you've got to you kind of got to whack him
with the back of your hand. You can't slap.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
My projection was grab my cap and I give it away.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
The little lead button on the top of me.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
We had actually put a big crack in me.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Wins you good.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Kill to give that to the James James, James did you?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You did kill the mosquito and crack your wind screen,
so the mozzie did get killed.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, I know at least you got the muzzy because
it would have been real mos.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Two wins there for mine if you. Yeah, that's just
that's just a that's that's a clever death, just a
sacrificial that's what they call hi football, professional foul. What
he's done there. He knows he's got to go down.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
He's done it for his mate, He's done it for
the team.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, that's that's a windy insects.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Just a good team playing that mosquito. Yeah, let's go
to Kylie here. Kylie, you lost a fight with an insect? Yes,
I lost a fight with a massive huntsman.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh okay, so what happened.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I was living on the Gold Coast and as you know,
the Gold Coast have big, big huntsman.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I thought I'd get a saucepan because it was in
the corner.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Up the roof of the corner of the gym, and
he jumped and then he jumped in lands on my head.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh, I'm in a bikini with a like a pair.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Of short one piece over the top.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
And as I've gone running because I've gone a massive regnophobia.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Go, so you go, you've got massive iraq nophobia.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, sorry, we will heard something else.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I've been running up and down and it actually travels
down my back and decided he wanted to sit in
the back of my bikini bottom.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh, he wanted to do so in order.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
To get it out.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
It's like, and the only people that really want to.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Help me was like two of the wife's husbands.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I had to strip.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Down into my bikini while they're trying to get this
bloody spider.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Out of out of your did a No.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I didn't bite me, thank god.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I think someone that's really scared.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That was a pretty brightening or me.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It sounds like anyone would be comfortable a spider in
their bumphobia or.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Not massive just with the it. I'm sure that. Yeah,
it's got a jo.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I think everyone's got a will. It's got a job driving.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I was driving in an old Jeep without a what
do you call it air bag in North North New
Zealand and a wasp flew in. I was driving on
the mountain side and I tried to mountains. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, And I tried to whack it. I had
(17:33):
a quick look for it, and when I looked back up,
I was halfway into a ditch, ended up crashing into
a concrete slab. And how was the ride off?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Broke my arm on my leg.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
That's a wind. I actually haven't even seen the episode yet.
(18:08):
But the brand new episode of White Lotus last night,
as I said, absolutely no spoilers here. I don't know
anything about it. And but there was there was another
peen on the screen last night, Jason Isaacs. I think
one of the best villains in television of The Patriot.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
He's extraord He's incredible in the page Harry Potter, obviously,
it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, yeah, if.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You don't know who we're talking about, it. He plays
Lucius Malfoy And yeah, he did a full frontal, full
frontal neude last night on the show.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh my god, Now I saw this bad boy in
the while.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
You're just so into this, you are, mate, It's wild.
You just you just love seeing front front on penis.
You do.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I think it's the novelty of it. Yeah, like again
like and there's a curiosity there. I don't see many
of these bad always in the wild, so there is
a curiosity there. Yeah, and a comparison. Potentially. It was
a let me tell you, Jason got me covered.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Well it was a prosthetic you should know.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, right, okay, so that prosthetic.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I think he even made a joke a bit about
it in the interviews, like I wasn't even there that day.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Brilliant, brilliant. Well he'd be happy with the prosthesis that
they made for him.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Well, I think I think if you're going to get
a prosthesis, I think in their contract they go, are
you happy having a fake dick? And you go tick
tick the box, Please choose which size you would like
to choose your weapon? Absolutely? Seven options, yeah, absolutely, Well
you have to option obviously in all the other White.
We're talking about this before and all the other White lotus.
(19:37):
If you've seen season two, not a lot of season
one so much, but season two as well. THEO James,
very hot guy. Fake teeth, he he's got fake they're ridiculous.
The dick between his legs is ridiculous. And that was
to change in the bathroom. That obscene.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That was definitely a prosthetic and you could you could
see that a mile off.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You know, I've seen enough Pean on screen to know
that that was a.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Prosthetic because it was just ridiculously big, a bit like
Dirk Diggler in the film Boogie Nights, which was Mark was.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That was big, big.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
So sad you're going to say that it is really
sad that there are no guys that will get out
there and just be like, I'm happy to do a
front on.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's a great Fastbender Michael Fastbender. Yeah you have.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
And when you've got the Fastbender, you don't need the prosthetic.
Took him the makeup room and it was like, no,
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
They went to go and put the prosthetic on. It
was small than the real deal. The club went through them.
The bowl had a huge.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Me is on fast.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
We're just getting started.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
So I wanted to expect this chat.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You put in a white lads pean on the screen, chattered.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He's both the chatter, So.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I think you want me to try and academic fight
it a little bit. So I wasn't asking for your
best dicks of twenty twenty two. You just went into them.
You love it like a reflexible I know, I know,
you just started really them. So apparently so Mike White,
(21:12):
who I think this is a very interesting part of it.
Fake this interesting Mike White, who's the writer and created
that's the whole thing direct, so the whole So he's gay, right,
So the first season is actually about him. He plays
one of the younger boys in the family who's sort
of come to terms with his sexuality. And he was
in the closet for quite quite a long time. I
think Mike White, actually, I think he might have been
(21:33):
married with kids even really, I think Mike White was
in Survivor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, extraordinary. Yeah, he's so he
came out of the school of Rock.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I think I unbelieve yah.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
So yeah, he plays Schneebley, doesn't he believe? Yeah, Jack
Black's best mate, so he and Jason Isaac, who got
Who's the full frontal nerd from last night? He said
that apparently what Mike White is trying to do because
it's funny, you're saying, it's it's the novelty of seeing
a peen on the screen. Is he He's saying that
(22:04):
Mike Whine is trying to balance out, really, how many
naked women we've seen on the screen in show, in
television and film for ever since there has been cameras,
ever since, there's been anything glorified female body. And don't
get me wrong, as a heterosexual, I think female body
is much more attractive than the male body. But it
(22:26):
is only fair, and I think it is funny that
as soon as we see a penis unscreen, it's like,
oh my god, look at all these there literally hundreds
of articles about the fact that he got naked on
on on in a television show last night, where it's
I'm going to say I said this the other day
about who do I get her name wrong? Yes, yes,
(22:46):
Charlotte Florence Florence, Charlotte Peugh. So Florence Pugh. The last
three films I've seen her, and she's been naked like
it's almost like it's part of her doing a show now,
is that she is naked.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
God button, push your Tommy in here, Tommy as a
as a gay man watching films growing up, is that
something that you thought about was like this.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
There's just so much boob and female and I never
get to see a pen still these days, it's like
I was watching The Substance on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, sensitized to it. Yeah, no pena
and then again as soon as you see one again,
it's it's sad. It's a news story. It's got to
be a prosthetic as well. Is it real? Is it fake?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Like and for the actor. So yeah, look, it is
very very interesting. I'm sure there be another one. The
other point I wanted to make to you, and.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And you say, I'm sure there be another one.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
In the White Lotus, I'm sure there'll be another one.
You've seen one, you've seen two, You'll probably see three
of them. So Jason Isaacs plays Lucious Malfoy and Harry Potter. Okay,
question for you and maybe for the I'm not sure
if you want to go to phones on this one,
but which penis in which Harry Potter characters, Penis, would
you like to see it was a lucious Malfoy, the
(23:56):
big guy, the bid Hagrid, the Haggard or Dobbi. You're
either what the biggest or the smallest.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's just got to be.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, it's Dobby or creature.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I'll run for a laugh, just a giggle. Just make
me feel better about yourself. Woods. I don't know what's happened,
but I'm really starting to struggle with my small talk.
I actually used to like pride myself on just being
able to keep the ball up. Like it's just like
I can, I can cover all these topics. I can.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I feel like I just I can just back you
in there. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I can grapple on to anything that you bring up
and I can work with it and we can get
through this together.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'll tell that's your Arguably, you're your strongest shirt keeping
the ball up. Yeah, you're great. You're just a great
because if anyone can say, and that's why you're so
bad at leaving a conversation is because often people will
throw something horrible at you, like really bad, Like it's
something where they're not expecting you to pick like keep
going so you'll go, hey, how are you going, and
(24:57):
somebody go, yeah, not bad, I mean to you know, oh,
I just forgot my sunglasses, and you'll go, oh my god, sunglasses,
I mean, and then there'll be in a five minute
chat with you about sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So this is still has been good for you, it
has been good for me, and I think it's enjoyable
from the end of it.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Well, because I think it's hard for everyone to get
out because and they're like, it is I just cap,
you know, I didn't want to talk to I didn't
want to talk to someone about it because often your
entry comment you will just you're anxious enough to just
try and make it a conversation, which is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It makes you feel very special. That's nice, but also
can get a bit frustrating when you want to you know, okay,
that's very nice, honesty.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
But here's the thing. I think the way for me
to enjoy it more and for the other person to
enjoy it more is the.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Question that I ask, like, I like, I feel like
I caught up with a few people over the last week,
and I felt myself going back to the house work.
I like, why did I ask you how work was,
or like, even worse than that, how have you been?
It's such a nothing.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
How have you been? Is the most nothing question?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, good, I quite like it's it's a dead end.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
So do you know what I reckon? Will happen with me?
With me? Anyway? Well, if I catching up, particularly with
a guy, I'll ask how have you been in a
different sort of way, probably five times until they actually
tell me how they are.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Because it's very easy to flat back back and you go,
oh mate, great mate, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want a beer?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, you never really get there. So this is this
is kind of what I want to work on.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Though. I would like with you right now because I
think you are good with you yeah, because I think
you are good at small talk.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
But the way, well, I think you're good at smallpeive
if it's bad, no, because you you break through small
talk and.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I feel like you get deeper. I don't like small talk, yeah,
but I don't mind it if it's good. You've got
to be good. Can't be about your bloody sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That I would argue that all small talk is bad. Really,
no one enjoys that.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I like, everyone likes things.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Everyone likes it when someone is able to segue into
like a better conversation.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Here's what I want to do with you right now.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I think all of us listening right now can relate
to how annoying small talk is. The question I want
to ask you is, what can you ask someone that's
going to break through small talk and get deep or
get good?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I see, I see. I think that's tough.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You've got to have a go to. Surely there's one
go to the question.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
So what I will often do this?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
This is what I get like, it's a room ambience
or something.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I will find the thing in your small talk to
make deep.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh great, this is good.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
If you had the sun last thing with me, for example, No.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
No, no, I'm giving you a fresh on. We've had
time to think about it. Okay, So bar in Paris
perfect again, and maybe sorry, just to get some backstories here. No, no,
we haven't started doing some back stories. We were old
college buddies.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Were speaking English and yeah you're old.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Buddies and we're seeing each other for the first time
in a couple of years. We're not super good mates.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, we know.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, that's that's your you're Darren right, and we're doing
this in English.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, because I can do it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Darren, Darren god as I live and Sean, what have
you been good?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah? Really well? Yeah? How have you been? What do
you mean up to day? Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know this and that and that? Are you working?
You employed?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
This is crap, crap, we're in crap. Where'd you just
come from my apartment by airbnb that I'm staying?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Oh you're saying the bab yeh?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Why are you doing that because I don't live here?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh, don't think that. You know, it's a really interesting
thing in Europe at the moment whereby people shouldn't actually
airbnb because they're trying to make sure that people buy
the leases in the city.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I don't feel bad about myself? Makeeel bad?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Do you feel bad about yourself? Should we talk about
that some more? Feeling bad about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I am feeling bad about myself.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That's going to be a man. Let's go deep.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
This is awful And here's the worst conversation. Will Hoodie
present till little.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Strongly aussy strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus tering responsibly, Well, you have Tallest Tale competition
is coming up, culminating at the Adelaide Fringe. One of
you walking away with a bunch of cash just for
telling us a great story and to sort of get us.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All very excited for Tallest Tales this year. Woods.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
We've got a bunch of comedians coming in to tell
us stories, and Nazim Hussein is one of them. He's
going to be doing a comedy festival show Live Nation,
not comedy. If're going to go and see Nas, But Nas,
I know you're gonna sorry about being a telemarketer.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Tell us right, and this story is going to help
you maybe make some money, especially if you're like in
between jobs.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, this is going to be like a money
save you're working as a telemarketer.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Yeah, I know, like you know, it's it's just completely
hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I probably called. That's the first time we probably spoke.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
When when you hung up for me. But no, we yeah,
we can get into it. We'll get your name pad out.
Guys ended up getting a yeah, getting sacked from email
the CEO many times, salt Here remember him. He was
under heaps of pressure to get fired by Telstra because
he was running the company at a loss, and you
(30:26):
know he was getting paid this huge salary actually actually,
and you would email him email because my friend got sacked.
His name is you had, and he used to not
sell much either because his names you had you call
up and you had COLLI, and people would hang up
on him, and the supervisor like, let them hear your
smile in the calls you had, and so try and hie.
But you know, I just still think his name was
So he was like, I was like, bro, I'm gonna
(30:46):
I'm gonna leave with you in solidarity, and because you're
going to do that for me, I was a yeah.
And then what I thought I'd do was get sacked
instead of So I started emailing the CEO, thinking that
this guy is gonna, you know, he's gonna eventually sack me.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But but but it took a while.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Actually took one hundred and fifty emails.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
You've got the read out.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Thee tell us your one hundred and fifty Audrey A
couple Hi, Soul, I'm just looking outside the window and gosh,
the rain is really coming down. So I thought it
email you're the most important person in the company, to
request that you take extra care on your way home tonight.
The roads are wet, very dangerous. Let me know that
you're going to home safe for the sideway smiley face,
Salaam Nazim. You know I kept him coming. Your email
(31:25):
back two words, thanks mate, So I kept him coming.
Then another one, there's a shareholder meeting in early morning.
Will there be breakfast served? Make sure it's helal. Another one,
Hi Solve. Come across a mobile phone plan from probably
our biggest competitor. They call themselves Optus. Have you heard
of them? The real cheap plan? I think it might
be illegal to sell that cheap check out the A
(31:45):
triple C. I've studied one year of law. PSS, you
can safely last anyway email. He stopped replying right one
hundred and fifty of these emails. Then to get his attention,
I emailed him see the entire board of directors. I said, hey,
you know you're right. Remember to take thirty seconds each
day to wind down. Like I said in an earlier email, mind,
body and soul, but especially your body sideways wink anyway,
(32:07):
did you get up away? They didn't reply, but then
PA caught me up on my desk PHONEZ just got
to let you know soul's okay, stop emailing him. I said,
how do I know souls? Okay, you're not a soul.
You might be covering up for the fact that he's not. Okay,
hung up, But then she sucked up. She emailed the
board of directors Soul seed me in so just want
to let you know. Called and Azem. He didn't reply,
(32:28):
sent him this email, just sort to let you know
how I've handled him, and then I replied back to
you're handled me person, not a thing. You didn't handle
an employee sideways.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Sad you know.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I got a call.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
You know, ps, I still love your soul.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I got a call five minutes later, Hello Sultra here,
and tell said, yeah, you guess man. I just want
to let you know. Thank you for your email. I
also don't approve of my PA, so that she handled you.
You know, you're a person. You And then he started
he thought that I was going to go public to
media and so because you're not going to do anything
about it, and I said, you know, I'm feeling quite
fragile right now.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I don't know what I'm capable of.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Whoa whoa.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
And then it's no, it's all good, because why don't
you take three weeks off on Telstra And he gave
me three weeks paid ly harassing the scene. And I
didn't get a letter of abandonment because I just didn't
turn up for six weeks. But you know, great place
to work.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Believe great lesson for everyone listening. If you want to
get paid more Bombarde and if you're.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
A PA, don't see see in the person that you're
trying to manage amateur. Yeah that was amateur. She would
have got sack for that s or three weeks paid lea.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
We love tell show on this show will be absolutely
I'm a votifone guy.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Much cheaper. We love on this show to NASA's news show.
You paid for this going of Live Nation dot com
a year. He's doing all the comedy festivals so Adelaide, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth,
even Woolen Gong, even the Gong ye as Live Nation
(34:09):
not comedy. Mate, is so good to see. Thanks for
coming bye mate,
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Looks got some hot data here, Will, very very hot data.
I don't know who did it, but I'm sure it
was a great study. So basically, they've come to the
conclusion that we're divorcing for one particular reason. Obviously, divorces up,
divorces right up right, it's right up, more than fifty
percent of marriages and in divorce.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I already knew that in the nineties, didn't I don't
think it was that high. In it's trending gone up.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's trending up, gone up for anyway, this study has
decided that the number one reason we're divorcing is because
of an imbalance within the chores in the house.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So so the data says that's from nineteen forties or something.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's Farnam, that's Johnny Farnham, right, early fartom, early john
What a fine.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's slightly sexist, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I think absolutely it is. Absolutely it is. But if
this study is needing to suggest.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Then that is Sady the cleaning lady.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah how many? Wow? Yeah wow? Well he is, like,
I haven't got a bad to say about it, but
neither do I.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
But a backwards song to be playing on the radio
in the twenty fifth century. Anyway, carry on.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'd say so, but he wrote the song thirty to
forty years ago. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The study says that women are working significantly more than
they did twenty years ago, which is great, that's good,
that's good movement, working more, right, But unfortunately this hasn't
reflected in the housework though. So even though women are
working more in the workforce, they are still doing on
average eighteen point four hours of housework.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Men are on the doing twelve point eight hours of
house Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
How many hours do you reckon? You put in a week?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's not about me, will but how I like I
do a lot thirty to four?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Can you and have balance in chores?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We actually did a thing called mental load, which people
should definitely go and you can get these cards effectively
where you you divide all the jobs that are required
within the household.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
And then we have tried to make that even now tried.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think I do a few more potentially, But anyway,
I think for the guys out because you got sorry, just.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Just because you've got a couple of extra things, I
do a few actually the garden, I got the garden
and you flooded.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It flooded the base, flooded the basement, so that was
a new job for me, and corrigation, which then so
I'm causing problems within the house. But then I do
have to fix those problems. Hence it's a chore. Anyway,
I do think the way to make men do what
else is on your chore?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All the washing?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I do all the washing and all the clothes.
I don't let Nim do the washing because she loses socks.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She loses all the You like doing the garden and
you like doing the washing. What do you do that
you don't like doing? It's a chore.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Don't like the dishwasher? Do the dishwashy stacking, the stacking
and the unpacking of the dish.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You like stacking. I imagine you wouldn't let Mim stack either.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
She's a bad stacking.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Here we go, So you do jobs that you like doings.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I do the bin.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's a man job.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, clearing the do you're the only one who can
carry the bin. Clearing the dirty nappy bin shocking job,
that's my job. I have to take out Lenny's kitty
litter because Mim doesn't.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Like the fumes. I've got a lot of jobs with
I can keep going. I can keep going, but I think.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So sorry, what are the ones that mim what? What's mim? Gout?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Doesn't nothing comes to mind for me. I'm not sure
what she's doing. I'm pretty much doing all the household
cho just checking.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But look to get more men similar to me.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Take out the kitty litters a stinker.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
By the way, it's shocking jobs, especially when you don't
like the cat. And I don't like the cat.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He woke me up at two am this morning, woke
up to his bum on my face. Don't maybe talk
about it. It makes me mad.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really anyway, on your face, sat on my face.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I woke up to a catchpinka on my face.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm not happy about it, anyway, Will there's obviously joke, Davitt.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
We're gonna avoid it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Men need to know that chores are sexy because the
reason I actually truly the reason I liked a lot
of chores in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
When men sees me doing a chore, like she looks
at me with eyes that I've only seen before on
our wedding day, Like it's like she sees me as
far more attractive than I really am when I am
doing a chore. So look, thirteen one oh sixty five
is the number women? What is the sexiest chore that
a man can do?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
What chaw? Do you love? Whattching your man do? And
then men hear this and then go home and do
that chore my friends.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't think that's how it works. I don't think
that's what the study's saying. Well, maybe a study saying
that there's a resentment because there's an imbalance. They're saying
that you're sexy. You don't no one looks sexy. Taking
out kiddy that day.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Will solve the imbalance.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Though, If men realize that it's sexy doing chores, then
they'll start doing more chores.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No more imbalance.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Go on, I'm on the ladder the other day.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Here you go. What were you doing on that ladder?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Will?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I was checking the gutters?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Sexy are we wearing?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I do?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I feel like I need to tell you gloves?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, of course hot. You never know if the are
spider isn't there, it's a bit talking glass obviously, Why
you wear gloves?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Protect your hands safe is sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Here's the thing, though, there is an imbalance with chawes
in the households at the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You wear gloves, by the.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Way, always yeah, got these really special yellow les.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You would have spent the absolute too much.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I didn't realize there's a difference between wet wet gloves
and dry gloves. These were dry gloves and I used
them for wet work and I ended up with yellow hands.
There's all the ink linked onto onto my hands anyway,
And there's an imbalance with chores at the moment guys,
men are doing thirteen hours a week, women are doing
nineteen hours a week. I think the way to solve
(05:58):
this is for men just just to hear right now
women calling the show and just saying chores are sexy.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
We find you sexy. Jess.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What's the what's the hottest chore that your man does?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Definitely washing the dishes, like pull in the hands into
the water.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean, I hate to say what I have
heard that a guy rolling up his collared shirt up
up to the forearms and or elbows, which needs to
happen when they're doing the dishes.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is that what you is that what your man does? Jesse?
Rolls the business shirt sleeves.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Up, Yeah, yeah, for sure?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Did he check? Does he check the yellow rubber gloves on?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No, don't even worry about the clubs, just going there.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
The water can get hot. The water can get for me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Also, I always find if Sam puts the water in
the thing, she makes it too hot. So I've got
to run a bit of cold in.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
There to gesulate this.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Of getting a bit of cold going on, mister dash
saving my tea, she makes my tea too hot with
dashing cold in there.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I've got a very with the tongue, though, if I
can handle at.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Sorry, right ray, speaking of sexy, everything's excited about that?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I mean though from boving like a weather. Don't you
turn a woman on? I always have hot fluids, your
cat on your face to.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What's the what's the sexiest? Sure? Your husband does?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
My husband will squeege you the shower dry after every shower.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Get lost after every shower.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
After every shower, the squeegee stays in.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
There as well. I never thought that would look good.
I have to squeege. It's part of our bathroom. After
our shower. Now was a bit of mold going on.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You can look good you're your nude squeegee.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Men walked in on me all fours scrubbing the scrubbing
the shower.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's a bad look. It's a bad look on all fours,
a bad look.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But I think, why is it that women in certain
positions looks great, men in certain positions awful?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think, no, No, that's just a fact that that's
an absolute fact that one eyes in the beholder of
whatever that saying is.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Let's go to.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Weather tugs.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What's the sexiest jaw your man?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Hi, guys, it's not the sexiest chore. But what makes
it sexy is that he's taking the job away from me,
and that's cleaning the toilet.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So you're happy that he's done that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm just happy he's done it.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I never cleaned the toilet in our house.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Discussing.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I don't think she's happy.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You've never cleaned a toilet?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Cleaner? Does it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You pig clean once away? Take it back?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But don't you have to so you'll do something like
maintenance before the cleaner comes. Don't you like if you
leave it the entire time? How often are you getting
the cleaner over?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Once a week? I just said that once?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, So surely there's a little bit of maintenance. What
do you mean maintenance, like you dust gets on there
or something.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
On the toilet. I'm not dust in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think I think you should dust. I'm gonna toilet.
I'm gonna check the dust on your toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, no dust on our toilet. Well, obviously, you know
we clear.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You know you might get some dust on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
But like you open your eyes now, will to further
prove the point.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, it's quite id like to say that we obviously
clean our own skitties, like that's obviously I was.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I mean, I was sitting here think that you were.
I thought you were saving them for the cleaner, and
I thought it was a poor thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No. See, that's the sort of maintenance that but that comes.
That's just common sense. Sharing a house with someone, you
clean your own skitties.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Absolutely, sometimes I wear them off anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
When the person survives.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I really enjoy a story about someone accidentally shooting themselves.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't know what it is. I think it's funny.
I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And the one I found this morning really got me going,
and I hope you enjoyed as well.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So A guy who lives in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He's gone unnamed for obvious reasons because this is this
is one of the dumber things that I've ever heard
in my life. He's fifty years old and he's sitting
at home and there's a cockroach in his living room
and he's like, ah, like cockroach. You know, no one
likes a cockroach in their living room.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So he's got a pair of shoes next to him,
and he's like, here we go. I'm going to try
and throw my shoe at said cockroach and try and
kill the cockroach with my shoe. He needs and he
needs a good shot, and he needs a good shot
with the shoe to kill the cockroach. Belt So he
picks up the shoe, he hurls the shoe at the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Not only does he miss the cockroach, but he realizes
as the shoe is flying through the air that he
has his handgun in his shoe. Jesus, I didn't I
didn't realize that the shoe was a place to store
a handgun anyway, So shoes flying through the air with
handgun in handgun hits the deck and shoots him in
the foot. Oh shit, totally wild. Anyway, he's okay. He's
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got a bullet wound to his foot, which is pretty
hectic stuff, but he's okay, okay. But here's the question
I want to ask Bill, because effectively this is man v.
Insect and man has lost bad you know what I mean?
Like man has taken on cockroach and ended up with
gun wounds to his foot. Yeah, here's the question. Thirteen
one oh sixty five. Have you lost a fight against
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an insect?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Let's just hear him. Let's just hear him.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, wait for this, hang on, it's a true
underdog story. I just want to hear an insect beating
you in a fight.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
In Sects has beaten me lots of times.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Talk to me, talk to me, engage.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
What do you mean they beat me all the time,
Like if there's a wasp around me, a panic, go inside.
You're so much bigger than the Yeah, but like if
it stings me and bloody hurts, it's is a big inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, that is true. The story comes to mind.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
For shocking, like they beat me all the time. I
hate them? Yeah, I think I do hate insects.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, why is that again? They're annoying.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
They're a nuisance, like you know, like really, you'll leave
your bloody jam out. The amount of times that I've
left jam or honey out on the bench and they've
got in there. Let's ruin the jammn or honey. So
the insect wins again.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You're a grown man though, Like sure you've been.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
In that situation. You go to your pantry. Oh god,
the ants have got in. Insects win again.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
They have not one, but one.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
They've ruined the food. They get in the food.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I'll get the more team, and what are they going
to do with that? That's a win to white lots.
You're taken down a whole army, down your army.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You kill like a hundred of them.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, and then more of the boys.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
See you tomorrow, boys, I shake the can in intimidation,
See you tomorrow, fellas.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
There is a story that comes to mind for me
though about our good friend.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
X who was birthday the other day.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, beautiful man, beautiful birthday. Anyway, he was to text
him like an anonymous person. I texted it, Oh, well done,
what do you mean, Daviel, Yeah, yeah, great man. Anyway,
he was driving on a freeway once and a spider
appeared on his wind shield. Anyway, he went for the
you know your sun visor. He went to whack the
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sun visor down to squash the spider on the windspent
pretty smart, but he's doing eighty clicks on a freeway,
so it's a dangerous maneuver.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
But he wants to do with the spider, so.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He swings the sun visor down, but like he somehow
the spider quickly moved. He hit the window with the
sun visor, which meant the spider fell off the windscreen
and then fell into his crotch.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Pulls over on.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The freeway and he says, not only did he pull
them free with the embarrassment of that, but then gets
out of the car strips completely newd because he was
worried that this somehow on his and then ran down
the Quanana Freeway. He did.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And that's a loss. That's a loss against an insect.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's a loss, James, you lost a fight with an insect.
I did.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Can't stand mozzies, but I had this big boy on my.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Wind screen that was annoying the crap out of me.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
On the inside, on the inside.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
On the inside of the windscreen, James, I don't know.
I live on a farm, so I'll get plenty of them. Yeah, sure,
they're oftn't quite hard to get out on the because
you've got to you kind of got to whack him
with the back of your hand. You can't slap.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
My projection was grab my cap and I give it away.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
The little lead button on the top of me.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
We had actually put a big crack in me.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Wins you good.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Kill to give that to the James James, James did you?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You did kill the mosquito and crack your wind screen,
so the mozzie did get killed.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, I know at least you got the muzzy because
it would have been real mos.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Two wins there for mine if you. Yeah, that's just
that's just a that's that's a clever death, just a
sacrificial that's what they call hi football, professional foul. What
he's done there. He knows he's got to go down.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
He's done it for his mate, He's done it for
the team.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, that's that's a windy insects.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Just a good team playing that mosquito. Yeah, let's go
to Kylie here. Kylie, you lost a fight with an insect? Yes,
I lost a fight with a massive huntsman.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh okay, so what happened.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I was living on the Gold Coast and as you know,
the Gold Coast have big, big huntsman.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I thought I'd get a saucepan because it was in
the corner.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Up the roof of the corner of the gym, and
he jumped and then he jumped in lands on my head.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh, I'm in a bikini with a like a pair.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Of short one piece over the top.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
And as I've gone running because I've gone a massive regnophobia.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Go, so you go, you've got massive iraq nophobia.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, sorry, we will heard something else.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I've been running up and down and it actually travels
down my back and decided he wanted to sit in
the back of my bikini bottom.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh, he wanted to do so in order.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
To get it out.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
It's like, and the only people that really want to.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Help me was like two of the wife's husbands.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I had to strip.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Down into my bikini while they're trying to get this
bloody spider.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Out of out of your did a No.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I didn't bite me, thank god.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I think someone that's really scared.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That was a pretty brightening or me.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It sounds like anyone would be comfortable a spider in
their bumphobia or.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Not massive just with the it. I'm sure that. Yeah,
it's got a jo.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I think everyone's got a will. It's got a job driving.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I was driving in an old Jeep without a what
do you call it air bag in North North New
Zealand and a wasp flew in. I was driving on
the mountain side and I tried to mountains. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, And I tried to whack it. I had
(17:33):
a quick look for it, and when I looked back up,
I was halfway into a ditch, ended up crashing into
a concrete slab. And how was the ride off?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Broke my arm on my leg.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
That's a wind. I actually haven't even seen the episode yet.
(18:08):
But the brand new episode of White Lotus last night,
as I said, absolutely no spoilers here. I don't know
anything about it. And but there was there was another
peen on the screen last night, Jason Isaacs. I think
one of the best villains in television of The Patriot.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
He's extraord He's incredible in the page Harry Potter, obviously,
it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, yeah, if.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You don't know who we're talking about, it. He plays
Lucius Malfoy And yeah, he did a full frontal, full
frontal neude last night on the show.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh my god, Now I saw this bad boy in
the while.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
You're just so into this, you are, mate, It's wild.
You just you just love seeing front front on penis.
You do.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I think it's the novelty of it. Yeah, like again
like and there's a curiosity there. I don't see many
of these bad always in the wild, so there is
a curiosity there. Yeah, and a comparison. Potentially. It was
a let me tell you, Jason got me covered.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Well it was a prosthetic you should know.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, right, okay, so that prosthetic.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I think he even made a joke a bit about
it in the interviews, like I wasn't even there that day.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Brilliant, brilliant. Well he'd be happy with the prosthesis that
they made for him.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Well, I think I think if you're going to get
a prosthesis, I think in their contract they go, are
you happy having a fake dick? And you go tick
tick the box, Please choose which size you would like
to choose your weapon? Absolutely? Seven options, yeah, absolutely, Well
you have to option obviously in all the other White.
We're talking about this before and all the other White lotus.
(19:37):
If you've seen season two, not a lot of season
one so much, but season two as well. THEO James,
very hot guy. Fake teeth, he he's got fake they're ridiculous.
The dick between his legs is ridiculous. And that was
to change in the bathroom. That obscene.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That was definitely a prosthetic and you could you could
see that a mile off.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You know, I've seen enough Pean on screen to know
that that was a.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Prosthetic because it was just ridiculously big, a bit like
Dirk Diggler in the film Boogie Nights, which was Mark was.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That was big, big.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
So sad you're going to say that it is really
sad that there are no guys that will get out
there and just be like, I'm happy to do a
front on.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's a great Fastbender Michael Fastbender. Yeah you have.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
And when you've got the Fastbender, you don't need the prosthetic.
Took him the makeup room and it was like, no,
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
They went to go and put the prosthetic on. It
was small than the real deal. The club went through them.
The bowl had a huge.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Me is on fast.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
We're just getting started.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
So I wanted to expect this chat.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You put in a white lads pean on the screen, chattered.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He's both the chatter, So.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I think you want me to try and academic fight
it a little bit. So I wasn't asking for your
best dicks of twenty twenty two. You just went into them.
You love it like a reflexible I know, I know,
you just started really them. So apparently so Mike White,
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who I think this is a very interesting part of it.
Fake this interesting Mike White, who's the writer and created
that's the whole thing direct, so the whole So he's gay, right,
So the first season is actually about him. He plays
one of the younger boys in the family who's sort
of come to terms with his sexuality. And he was
in the closet for quite quite a long time. I
think Mike White, actually, I think he might have been
(21:33):
married with kids even really, I think Mike White was
in Survivor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, extraordinary. Yeah, he's so he
came out of the school of Rock.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I think I unbelieve yah.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
So yeah, he plays Schneebley, doesn't he believe? Yeah, Jack
Black's best mate, so he and Jason Isaac, who got
Who's the full frontal nerd from last night? He said
that apparently what Mike White is trying to do because
it's funny, you're saying, it's it's the novelty of seeing
a peen on the screen. Is he He's saying that
(22:04):
Mike Whine is trying to balance out, really, how many
naked women we've seen on the screen in show, in
television and film for ever since there has been cameras,
ever since, there's been anything glorified female body. And don't
get me wrong, as a heterosexual, I think female body
is much more attractive than the male body. But it
(22:26):
is only fair, and I think it is funny that
as soon as we see a penis unscreen, it's like,
oh my god, look at all these there literally hundreds
of articles about the fact that he got naked on
on on in a television show last night, where it's
I'm going to say I said this the other day
about who do I get her name wrong? Yes, yes,
(22:46):
Charlotte Florence Florence, Charlotte Peugh. So Florence Pugh. The last
three films I've seen her, and she's been naked like
it's almost like it's part of her doing a show now,
is that she is naked.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
God button, push your Tommy in here, Tommy as a
as a gay man watching films growing up, is that
something that you thought about was like this.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
There's just so much boob and female and I never
get to see a pen still these days, it's like
I was watching The Substance on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, sensitized to it. Yeah, no pena
and then again as soon as you see one again,
it's it's sad. It's a news story. It's got to
be a prosthetic as well. Is it real? Is it fake?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Like and for the actor. So yeah, look, it is
very very interesting. I'm sure there be another one. The
other point I wanted to make to you, and.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And you say, I'm sure there be another one.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
In the White Lotus, I'm sure there'll be another one.
You've seen one, you've seen two, You'll probably see three
of them. So Jason Isaacs plays Lucious Malfoy and Harry Potter. Okay,
question for you and maybe for the I'm not sure
if you want to go to phones on this one,
but which penis in which Harry Potter characters, Penis, would
you like to see it was a lucious Malfoy, the
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big guy, the bid Hagrid, the Haggard or Dobbi. You're
either what the biggest or the smallest.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's just got to be.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, it's Dobby or creature.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I'll run for a laugh, just a giggle. Just make
me feel better about yourself. Woods. I don't know what's happened,
but I'm really starting to struggle with my small talk.
I actually used to like pride myself on just being
able to keep the ball up. Like it's just like
I can, I can cover all these topics. I can.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I feel like I just I can just back you
in there. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I can grapple on to anything that you bring up
and I can work with it and we can get
through this together.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I'll tell that's your Arguably, you're your strongest shirt keeping
the ball up. Yeah, you're great. You're just a great
because if anyone can say, and that's why you're so
bad at leaving a conversation is because often people will
throw something horrible at you, like really bad, Like it's
something where they're not expecting you to pick like keep
going so you'll go, hey, how are you going, and
(24:57):
somebody go, yeah, not bad, I mean to you know, oh,
I just forgot my sunglasses, and you'll go, oh my god, sunglasses,
I mean, and then there'll be in a five minute
chat with you about sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So this is still has been good for you, it
has been good for me, and I think it's enjoyable
from the end of it.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Well, because I think it's hard for everyone to get
out because and they're like, it is I just cap,
you know, I didn't want to talk to I didn't
want to talk to someone about it because often your
entry comment you will just you're anxious enough to just
try and make it a conversation, which is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It makes you feel very special. That's nice, but also
can get a bit frustrating when you want to you know, okay,
that's very nice, honesty.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
But here's the thing. I think the way for me
to enjoy it more and for the other person to
enjoy it more is the.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Question that I ask, like, I like, I feel like
I caught up with a few people over the last week,
and I felt myself going back to the house work.
I like, why did I ask you how work was,
or like, even worse than that, how have you been?
It's such a nothing.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
How have you been? Is the most nothing question?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, good, I quite like it's it's a dead end.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
So do you know what I reckon? Will happen with me?
With me? Anyway? Well, if I catching up, particularly with
a guy, I'll ask how have you been in a
different sort of way, probably five times until they actually
tell me how they are.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Because it's very easy to flat back back and you go,
oh mate, great mate, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want a beer?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, you never really get there. So this is this
is kind of what I want to work on.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Though. I would like with you right now because I
think you are good with you yeah, because I think
you are good at small talk.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
But the way, well, I think you're good at smallpeive
if it's bad, no, because you you break through small
talk and.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I feel like you get deeper. I don't like small talk, yeah,
but I don't mind it if it's good. You've got
to be good. Can't be about your bloody sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That I would argue that all small talk is bad. Really,
no one enjoys that.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I like, everyone likes things.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Everyone likes it when someone is able to segue into
like a better conversation.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Here's what I want to do with you right now.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I think all of us listening right now can relate
to how annoying small talk is. The question I want
to ask you is, what can you ask someone that's
going to break through small talk and get deep or
get good?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I see, I see. I think that's tough.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You've got to have a go to. Surely there's one
go to the question.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
So what I will often do this?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
This is what I get like, it's a room ambience
or something.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I will find the thing in your small talk to
make deep.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh great, this is good.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
If you had the sun last thing with me, for example, No.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
No, no, I'm giving you a fresh on. We've had
time to think about it. Okay, So bar in Paris
perfect again, and maybe sorry, just to get some backstories here. No, no,
we haven't started doing some back stories. We were old
college buddies.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Were speaking English and yeah you're old.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Buddies and we're seeing each other for the first time
in a couple of years. We're not super good mates.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, we know.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, that's that's your you're Darren right, and we're doing
this in English.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, because I can do it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Darren, Darren god as I live and Sean, what have
you been good?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah? Really well? Yeah? How have you been? What do
you mean up to day? Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know this and that and that? Are you working?
You employed?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
This is crap, crap, we're in crap. Where'd you just
come from my apartment by airbnb that I'm staying?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Oh you're saying the bab yeh?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Why are you doing that because I don't live here?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh, don't think that. You know, it's a really interesting
thing in Europe at the moment whereby people shouldn't actually
airbnb because they're trying to make sure that people buy
the leases in the city.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I don't feel bad about myself? Makeeel bad?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Do you feel bad about yourself? Should we talk about
that some more? Feeling bad about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I am feeling bad about myself.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That's going to be a man. Let's go deep.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
This is awful And here's the worst conversation. Will Hoodie
present till little.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Strongly aussy strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus tering responsibly, Well, you have Tallest Tale competition
is coming up, culminating at the Adelaide Fringe. One of
you walking away with a bunch of cash just for
telling us a great story and to sort of get us.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All very excited for Tallest Tales this year. Woods.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
We've got a bunch of comedians coming in to tell
us stories, and Nazim Hussein is one of them. He's
going to be doing a comedy festival show Live Nation,
not comedy. If're going to go and see Nas, But Nas,
I know you're gonna sorry about being a telemarketer.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Tell us right, and this story is going to help
you maybe make some money, especially if you're like in
between jobs.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, this is going to be like a money
save you're working as a telemarketer.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Yeah, I know, like you know, it's it's just completely
hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I probably called. That's the first time we probably spoke.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
When when you hung up for me. But no, we yeah,
we can get into it. We'll get your name pad out.
Guys ended up getting a yeah, getting sacked from email
the CEO many times, salt Here remember him. He was
under heaps of pressure to get fired by Telstra because
he was running the company at a loss, and you
(30:26):
know he was getting paid this huge salary actually actually,
and you would email him email because my friend got sacked.
His name is you had, and he used to not
sell much either because his names you had you call
up and you had COLLI, and people would hang up
on him, and the supervisor like, let them hear your
smile in the calls you had, and so try and hie.
But you know, I just still think his name was
So he was like, I was like, bro, I'm gonna
(30:46):
I'm gonna leave with you in solidarity, and because you're
going to do that for me, I was a yeah.
And then what I thought I'd do was get sacked
instead of So I started emailing the CEO, thinking that
this guy is gonna, you know, he's gonna eventually sack me.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But but but it took a while.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Actually took one hundred and fifty emails.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
You've got the read out.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Thee tell us your one hundred and fifty Audrey A
couple Hi, Soul, I'm just looking outside the window and gosh,
the rain is really coming down. So I thought it
email you're the most important person in the company, to
request that you take extra care on your way home tonight.
The roads are wet, very dangerous. Let me know that
you're going to home safe for the sideway smiley face,
Salaam Nazim. You know I kept him coming. Your email
(31:25):
back two words, thanks mate, So I kept him coming.
Then another one, there's a shareholder meeting in early morning.
Will there be breakfast served? Make sure it's helal. Another one,
Hi Solve. Come across a mobile phone plan from probably
our biggest competitor. They call themselves Optus. Have you heard
of them? The real cheap plan? I think it might
be illegal to sell that cheap check out the A
(31:45):
triple C. I've studied one year of law. PSS, you
can safely last anyway email. He stopped replying right one
hundred and fifty of these emails. Then to get his attention,
I emailed him see the entire board of directors. I said, hey,
you know you're right. Remember to take thirty seconds each
day to wind down. Like I said in an earlier email, mind,
body and soul, but especially your body sideways wink anyway,
(32:07):
did you get up away? They didn't reply, but then
PA caught me up on my desk PHONEZ just got
to let you know soul's okay, stop emailing him. I said,
how do I know souls? Okay, you're not a soul.
You might be covering up for the fact that he's not. Okay,
hung up, But then she sucked up. She emailed the
board of directors Soul seed me in so just want
to let you know. Called and Azem. He didn't reply,
(32:28):
sent him this email, just sort to let you know
how I've handled him, and then I replied back to
you're handled me person, not a thing. You didn't handle
an employee sideways.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Sad you know.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I got a call.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
You know, ps, I still love your soul.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I got a call five minutes later, Hello Sultra here,
and tell said, yeah, you guess man. I just want
to let you know. Thank you for your email. I
also don't approve of my PA, so that she handled you.
You know, you're a person. You And then he started
he thought that I was going to go public to
media and so because you're not going to do anything
about it, and I said, you know, I'm feeling quite
fragile right now.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I don't know what I'm capable of.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Whoa whoa.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
And then it's no, it's all good, because why don't
you take three weeks off on Telstra And he gave
me three weeks paid ly harassing the scene. And I
didn't get a letter of abandonment because I just didn't
turn up for six weeks. But you know, great place
to work.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Believe great lesson for everyone listening. If you want to
get paid more Bombarde and if you're.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
A PA, don't see see in the person that you're
trying to manage amateur. Yeah that was amateur. She would
have got sack for that s or three weeks paid lea.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
We love tell show on this show will be absolutely
I'm a votifone guy.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Much cheaper. We love on this show to NASA's news show.
You paid for this going of Live Nation dot com
a year. He's doing all the comedy festivals so Adelaide, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth,
even Woolen Gong, even the Gong ye as Live Nation
(34:09):
not comedy. Mate, is so good to see. Thanks for
coming bye mate,
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