FULL SHOW: Glad And Confused Primary School

• Susan Walters swings topless
• Can you give an uber driver less than 5 stars?
• Woody Wails – Myley Cyrus
• Phone Alone

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Boards.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
There's a story out of Berlin today which requires our attention.
Women allowed to go topless in public swimming pools, which
is very normal, I should say, in a lot of
parts of Europe. And basically there were three I think
there are three court cases which the city's authorities had
to respond to, and basically the court just said, we've
had enough of this.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
People no longer have to cover up.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's ridiculous. Everyone's allowed to go topless whenever they want.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
And you were saying that in Holland, Yes there are
actually nude pools, yes, specifically nude pools.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I think what I'm what I'm garnering from this
is that within these European countries, like the idea of
being unclothed, that a pool isn't so bizarre, right.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's just it's not it's not this is we're not
talking downstairs as well, like this isn't this isn't the
unleashing of the cutchie coin purse.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
This is just the this is just the top side. Yeah, yeah,
so they can.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's every pool though, This isn't that. So they're not saying,
like at certain pools you can take your top.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
This is every single pool, any pool you'll like, yes,
that's exactly right. So depending on you know, the obviously
the weather at the time. I'm not sure you want
to be in Germany you can get very cold. Yeah,
but yeah, you know, if you're feeling it, you can
go for it. Your thoughts fantastic. Yeah, it's like truly,
like I really, I don't know. We've spoken about this

(01:24):
before on the show. Actually, the fact that when you know,
once your partner sort of starts breastfeeding, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
like yeah, obviously still as heterosexual men breasts of breast,
but also there's also a level of like, you know,
it's just part of their body, like you know, and
we walk around with our chests out.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So bloody go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And I think, what a pain in the ass to
have to like put a top on them, Yeah, you know,
and feel comfortable enough to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, then bloody Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's an exposure therapy thing, you know what I mean. Like,
I feel like if it was to happen and boobs
were out more, it would just become normal. I think
it's still is that weird TABOOI thing in Australian culture,
because it's like, don't see a boob much? Yeah, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, well if you don't see many boobs, yeah, because
we were the people probably making the laws.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
People who don't see boobs have thoughts. So I can't
see he's saying in Australia.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I can't see people in Parliament seeing many boobs apart
from maybe Barnaby georce anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh wow, all right, what I want to do though?
Right up next?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, I want to call an Australian public swimming pool. Yeah,
and I want to say whether or not they're going
to let me go topless.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
If I'm a woman, I'll call us a woman.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, interesting because I've thought of twenty different euphemisms for
the word breasts.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Great.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't want to see if I can get them
all into the phone call.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Great, Berlin is allowing women to go topless in all
public swimming pools. So right now, I'm going to make
a call to a public swimming pool here in Australia
and see if they will let me.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
And when I say me, I mean me, M we
call Susan Walters.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Tell me about Susan's Kevin's ex.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
If you don't know Kevin. He's a sick man who
will also makes prank calls as But now we're getting
the ex wife.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I think so. I like that.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I need to cause a woman obviously have to have
breasts absolutely, yeah. Tick, I'm going to try and see
how many times I can say the word breast without
saying the word breast.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
That is using a euphemism. Kids, I don't reckon.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You'll get more than ten when you're written down, or
you won't get more than ten. And by the way,
I've only got the number of a hot spring. Will
you accept hot.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Spring which is going on the weekend anyway?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, great, all right, let's go for it.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Good luck vaginal steaming.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh good afternon ponential hot springs.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Tell me speaking.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Excuse me, sorry, good afternoon, Tammy. Hey you going.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
My name's Susan Walters. I'm just calling up, dear because
I'm very much looking forward to coming to the spas
this weekend. I'm just a little bit concerned about whether
or not I can get my norbs out in the pool.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
No, no, you can't.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, Okay, that's a bit disappointing.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
So there's no way.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So even if I'm you know, just in the top
end and you know the warlocks breach.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, you can't, unfortunately, because it's social bathing, so there
be other people around.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Somebody might confuse them for buoys.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
You never know, you never know.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
So what even you know, I was looking at the
website before, obviously in scoping places to flirt with men.
But the sauna, You've got that kind of steamy room.
Even if I'm in there, they I can't.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Unfortunately, No you can't.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
I'm afraid no, because there'd be other people in there
as well.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right Why because you know, recently I had them done
and they've sort of gone from you know, milks to.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
You know, sort of crisp bongos.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, you know, once you get fifty, did you know,
they start to be doing jab of the huts And
I know that they're not necessarily attractive, and I you know,
I know that a place like Hot Springs, you know,
you want good looking people there.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
You know you don't.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You don't want to see bacon hangers. You want fiery biscuits,
you want iced phovos, you want lovely breasts, and these
these are these are these are some beautiful brad pits,
and I just think it would be lovely if I
could release them.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, unfortunately not, I'm afraid.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Okay, no worries.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you know of anywhere else on the peninsula that
I might be able to show off my chesticles?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
No? I don't, to be honest, Can I just ask.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
One more question?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
So if I, for example, need to go to the
toilet and.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm wearing a one piece, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I've obviously got to undo the top of the
one piece mm hmm when I come out of the toilet.
If the Nick Nattanuez is still in the open air.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh, you just might be.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Some other guests might find it. That's okay, That's that's
the only problem with it.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Okay, keep Mary Kate Nashley close.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Did I have a booking? Do you want me to
check your booking?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
No? No, no, I don't. My name is Will. I'm
calling from a radio station.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
I thought this was a joke.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You handled yourself incredibly well, Tammy. That was very professional.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I was thinking this was a joke.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
So what radio station is it?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Call him from Will and Woody, which is HI, How
are you very well?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
If Susan was up there, in the top adult pool
there with the nick Natano's at the bumpers. What what what?
What's the protocol?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Someone would come and advise them to cover up.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, because it's social bathing, so not everyone would want
to be seeing that.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, totally, even if she's just had them done Tammy, Yes,
even if.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
She's recently bolstered elder boulders.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
More after this, it's win.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Whatdy would look?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
We know you're a good guy, mate, didn't We know
you're a good guy, But yesterday on the air, you
were really preaching to be purer than the driven snow
it was you were talking. We were talking about sending
meals back at restaurants, and you were like, look, I
just couldn't.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Send a meal back.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I hate this about myself.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
And you were like, it kills me. I would never
want to do it to them.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, have a listen. I don't think I've ever sent
a meal back. I'll push through the sickness rather than
send a meal back because I'd be so worried about
hurting the chef or waiter or waiting them, hurting their feelings.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's true, I know it's a beautiful testament of character.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, it's a bad but.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's a lovely thing.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know you're doing the right thing by them, and
you care about them. And look, and I think a
lot of people.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Would think Jesus would what a guy and you are.
You're a great guy. Thank you to everyone.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
But a dichow coming.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I know there is too much I am to everyone.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You're a great gride to everyone except a listener of
ours called Jack, who was at a wedding with you
on the weekend and he saw something go down which
marked you down a couple.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Of pegs in terms of you're viewed as a person.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I trusted you.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
On the phone right now.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Boy, are you.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Judas you are my confidant.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Guys, Guys, I appreciate your show. You know I'm a
huge fan of you both, and I was compelled to
comment on one of the videos yesterday and because I
saw I saw you and talking about your people pleasing tendencies.
We connect over being people pleased as the part of
the you know, the pleasing union. What I saw on
the weekend was real ugly stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
So just just to like, for everyone who's listening there
doesn't what we're talking about. I walked up to you
Jack privately and just said, mate, I'm going through a
bit of a dilimber.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I think I need to tell how it happens. I
don't like where can go in. I was out front, okay,
let me run. I was out front. I was having
a moment to myself, reflecting on the beautiful ceremony, actually
just having a bit of quiet time. And then you
saunted over and you did this like man like it's
really like like quite hyenaish laugh and then said I'm

(09:17):
going to give I'm going to give Brent two stars
because he's uber smelt like cigarettes, and there was some
other reason, and you gleefully just punt two stars in and.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
That is the biggest load. No, I said to you,
I'm going through like truly like a shocking mote right now,
for the first time of my life, I'm going to
rate someone less than five stars. I've never done it before.
And then you talked me into a three jack.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I was going to give God, I was going to
give it to someone saying around to talk you out
of it too.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, he deserved it too. Here's the thing. He missed
three turns. He missed three turns, so he went like
this outrageous loops, so I would have paid double for
the for the Uber trip. Yeah, the ubers smelt like cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Like to parenthood, would you reckon? You have arrived?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
What do you mean, welcome to parenthood?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
You're a dad now listen to you.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, this is bad. I feel like I am my
father right now. And interestingly, the third reason I gave
him I wanted to get him two stars was because
he was talking about the fact that he does these
virtual reality Lemon's races that take twenty four hours, and
he's got a wife and a kid, and I was like,
that is so selfish that you take twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Out of.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Dancing around the country for the last two weeks.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, that's a fair point. Let's not dive into that.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't believe that anyone would get an Uber less
than five stars, to be perfectly honest with you.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
But you have to for the system to work. For
the system to work, you rub, you rub their back,
they rub yours. You give them five stars. Then neither
of you get canceled on and the world goes around. No,
rub your back. Rub That sounds like a dictatorship. That
sounds like, you know, if we're to have a fair society.
You need the uber drivers to be, you know, being
for in a great service to earn five stars. And

(11:02):
on the other side, customers should be working hard.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I don't think an uber driver is losing a star
for me because they're car smells of cigarettes though, and
they miss two turns.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Three like whatever, three three turns, they miss a turn,
that'll give it up. You're forgetting about the Lamon's.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I want to know, thirty one and sixty five, what
does an uber driver have to do to get less
than five stars?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Because for me, it's automated. All right, Thanks for joining us, Jack?

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Have you ever given less than five stars? Jack?

Speaker 7 (11:30):
No, I turn them on the way out.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
It's fine for me, so you can get a reciprocal.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Vive and then you snake them when you get into
the venue. A lot of people taking.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Ubers, I imagine right now, would and doing the obligatory
unspoken five star rating that you should give anyone if
they're giving up the use of their car so that
you might get to another location. And I always do,
I always unless they miss a turn.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Three three turns and I just you gave him two.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
You gave him two for missing three turns.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
And no.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Was it a star a turn?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah? Absolutely, And there was a third factor. He talked
about wanting the virtual race for twenty four hours straight.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Chat Did you have it on quiet?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Did you have I'm fine with chatting, I just don't
talk from it.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I will judge you if I disagree with your.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Chad thirty six five. I live in a world where
everyone gets five stars over. I just think like, if
you're driving Uber, there's no improving. If you're driving Uber,
then I want you to get as many rides as
you possibly can. So I'm going to give you five
stars so that your rating is high, so that people
still want to give you a You know, I just
think that's your duty as a passenger to give them
five I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't So if you driver turns around and vomits
on you and goes sorry, big lunch, you're going to
five stars.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, well if you've got If he's apologized and he's like, yo,
sorry about that total accident, is he deliberate?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
He is not deliberately vomiting on me. No, no, no,
he just had a big beach accident.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Hitting on your wife.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Well, yeah, I haven't got a wife.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well done, wizard out of that one slaps your baby?
Oh no, are you giving five stars?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
On?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
But I'm calling the police. Then it's a different matter.
But SOT one, six five, loved and over you? What
does like, what does the nuber driver have to do
to get less than five stars in your book? Where's
the line here, Dominique, She's called thirty one and six five?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What are your thoughts, Dominique? What are they going to do?

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Look, if if it's something out of their control, like
let's say it was the traffic or something, I'm happy
to get five stars, right, But it was like, look,
you did too many wrong turns, like you're not following
the GPS, Like I'm happy, Like, look it's it's two
stars for me. You're impacting my time.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It is to be really savage. I just can't believe that.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
But I but I think I truly believe he's intent.
This driver was like, I'm going to slug you here.
It was a quick trip. It would have been a
five it was. It was nine minutes when we got
in the you think and until twenty five? It took
twenty five minutes, and I think you've deliberately.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Look now this is where I know that because because
you're a tight as Yes, he's hit the hip pocket.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
What do you hit me? Okay? So that makes this
is making sense.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
And you know that I'm a bit of an airhead.
So I didn't even realize it was Mim that tapped
me and was like, this guy is watching.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
This, Yeah, he's what were you doing? You're planning your
next LeMond race.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I was talking to him for the next I was
talking to him. But Ryan, so Domin, I think, I think.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
But on the other part about this is it affects you.
We're talking.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
By the way, if you want to join the Converts
thirty one and six five, should you give any less
than five stars?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'm obviously on the camp you shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
The thing for me is that I also know that,
like it's reciprocal, like what you give out you get back.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
But they don't know. They don't know that you've given
them five to at least.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
You say to him on the way out, I'll give
you five.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Bro, No, But I didn't say I'm giving you two.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Do you do?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Do you do that conversation with them on the way
out though, like because sometimes they go to you five
stars and you go.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah. If they I never lead it. But if they
lead it, yeah, then I quite like the Khans to say, okay,
five stars, and I'm like, yeah, you know what, great, Yeah,
I'll do as well. We've got amy he Amy. What
do you reckon about not giving five stars every time
with an uber.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Depending on the troop, if it smells and things and potentially.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
But what I would like to know is you can.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Now check all your ratings on the Uber app. I
would like to know how many one stars Will and
wood he have.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, can I.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Know how many one stars I got?

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Or can.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I just know?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I know, I know what my overall rating is. And
I actually know that off the top of my head
because I like to brag about it.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
I've got mine tells you individual how many five stars,
four stars, three stars you have been given?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Wow, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'm going into the app now, not that we've got
our phones in the studio.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I've only got I've only got my my average rating.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Heat.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Okay, I've got my average, right, so go to setting.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Yeah, yeah, yep, Then go privacy.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm sure everyone's doing this.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Privacy, yes, yes, Privacy center, Privacy center.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
I'm in Yeah, yes, it says your daddy's starter and
privacy at uber.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
See summary.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Here's how many steps have we got to go down?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Your data in privacy at uber? Yep?

Speaker 7 (16:04):
See summary, go down to then go down to ratings
view my ratings.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
So see summary. I'm clicking on c summary. Is that right? Yeah?
I hope people are still listening here?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh wow, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
And then where where is it? Say? Where do I
go to?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I've had eleven one stars?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh my god, I can't believe I've had eleven one stars.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I've had four hundred and eighteen five stars, thank you
very much, But eleven people have rated me one?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Okay, what did I do?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
I'm the same.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
I have only had one one star and I can't
not remember why?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh god, how how many ones are?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
My god? You can be a pick of a man?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
How many? I've only got ten? Better man? Last star
comes to the boor and by the way, four hundred
and fifty six five stars to but oh wow, no,
thanks very much.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I also had sixteen two stars.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
What is rot me? But what is? What do you
do when you get in there?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
To be fair, I've I've vomited a few times.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
You're listening to Will and Woody right now. If you
can beat Woods at the lyrics, got a price for you.
It's Woody Wild.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm not here for your everyrandon. I bought a Bierd.
Not a Pink fan like I like Pink as a person,
not a huge fan of her music. But Miley Cyrus,
she's my jam. A new album came out today means truth.
It's absolute built.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Tell Leon Bridges Gord he wants his song back.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh it's nothing like it of his.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Song he says, down by the river, she's just just
chilling in a river, or you're like a river anyway.
A lot of people talk about rivers. Anyway, it's a
great album. So we are doing exclusively on river track
songs today. We've got Samantha He Samantha you a big
Miley Sarah's fan.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yes, I am, alright, you know you gotta take on Woods.
So it's the best three. That's how this works.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Are we doing new songs or just like just Miley,
it's just Miley in general? Great, all right, first song
Woods is always up first, Sam Here.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
Jess.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
And the jay Z.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
So I put my hands up there around No, I'm
gonna be okay, are you joking?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, and you okay, Look, we're just gonna carry on.
You can have some time to pick yourself up. I
just don't hear the words Samantha's here, Samantha your crack.
He j.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
And the jay Z.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Start my head up to playing my song to Fly
Fly Away.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I'm not in my head. Yeah, my head's like check
big checked out.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
That's scary. That's scary that I didn't get that.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, mate, that is that's Brendon.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I know what The weirdest thing is that I would
have been into club before.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, I know, and I would.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I would just yell that gibberish.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I know. I think I've seen you.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I think that people know a moment in my memory
where the sound cut out at a gig or like
a wedding where out or something, and you were just like, hey.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Come on, would you all right?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Here we go? This is yours here, what's going?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I can buy myself flowers, dry my hair with my head,
talk to myself for hours, drab.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Myself home, drive my hair with my hands. And that's
where you lost it. That's write my name in the sand. No,
it's yeah, this is literally your favorite song. Just just
when do you think, like, drive my here with my hands.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
She can do it herself because whoever she used to.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do it, drives their hair with their hands.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
She does because she can do it by herself. That's
the whole point of the song.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Right, it's not, it's not. Don't tell me what the
point is here. You have no credits in the point bank, Samantha,
here we go, biggest song in the world. Surely you
would have heard it a hundred times already.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
Samantha, I can buy mysel's my words.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, wrote my name and the sand can't.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Do myself for ours.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Say things you don't understand.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
And I said drive myself home and my name is job.
That's a stupid line.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Hey, Samantha, you've got tickets to Miley Cyrus next time
she's here.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
No, I'm janking. We haven't actually got that last year,
hasn't announced the tour. Absolutely sad, but the rooster is cooling.
One to spend it red rooster. You get a judge
what she has got a tool made.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It would have made sense, Sam, We'll get your tickets.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I'll go with you. I'll go with you.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh nice. I love that you're going to go and
see your hall bars with a random woman.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Job.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's my job. I'm going to sleep with more Will
and Woody goodness after this.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
It's the Will and Woody podcast, wooland Woodies alone. So
your job. Give us a call thirteen one oh sixty
five and then try and convince us that there is
someone else in the car with you. Will We try
and decide is someone else actually there or you're just
putting on in.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Some hot pine alone? Recently, Woods.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Really good players, and thank you for bringing your game Australia,
as I could say, because it was shooting fish in
a barrel in here for a while and the segment.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Nearly got the ass.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, that's very true. That's true, is the truth. And
I like to think that we've risen to the occasion
as well. William. Let's go to Jimmy here. Jimmy, who
are you in the car.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
With I'm in the car with my daughter.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
How old your daughter? Jim Ah?

Speaker 5 (22:23):
She's sick six?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
What's her name?

Speaker 7 (22:26):
The name is Ava?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Okay, could you please throw it on the phone, please? Heay,
Hi Ava? What have you done today?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That sounds like I'm perfect Friday And you know what,
Eva you're definitely rare.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
We think you're there over. Yeah, it's great stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
You know, guys, you can have yourself a Holts extreme
screen double pass, a bit of a mummy daughter date
for you.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
To go and say Creed three that looks don't.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Think, don't think to Creed three Riley on one of
those sides, Hey, Riley, are you in the.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Are you in the I'm also with my daughter.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
How old are your daughter?

Speaker 5 (23:16):
She is eight?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay? What's her name?

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Nikky?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Okay? Throwing Nicky on the phone? Please, okay, hello, oh Nikki?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Sorry, is it Elma or Nikki?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
My mom's your mum's what?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
My mom's spooky?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Your mom's a bit spooky. Yeah, she sounds spooky.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
A genuine villain from a horror film, So right, that's
obviously yeah, yeah, that's the boy.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Sorry, I don't apologies.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I just called an eight year older villain from a
horror film, which would imagine found me having a whole
bunch of trouble.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
That can happen. By the way, what that can happen?
You Remember that time that I said, and I don't
know why I'm bringing this up, but remember that time
that I said to I think it was a small
girl like oh, got a very deep voice like daddy.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And I know, I know you said, you know, there's
no way that you're a girl because you've got a
very manly voice.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, no, I didn't say it like that. I got
Samantha here, Samantha, who are you in the cow with?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I'm in the car with my brother.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Jake, so similar age, yeah, two years older.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Okay, cool, throw Jakie on the phone please.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Okay, you can hear hey, guys, Jack.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
You doing Jake?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah? Yeah, pretty good. What's the what's the worst thing
your sister's done to you?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Jakie waxed half my eyebrow off.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
She's that last Easter.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Last you are becoming more and more like your What
do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Hang on?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
What was the revenge? So she waxed half your eyebrow off?
How did you get revenge? Jakie?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Oh, I haven't done anything to retaliate back this far?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Can I Jake? Sorry, Jake, you're just going to cut
you off?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
There?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Can I hear Samantha again?

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Hi, I'm here here.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I think she's putting I think she's putting you think
she's putting on a voice? What what what brother would
not retaliate immediately from getting half their eyebrow waxed off.
I haven't. I haven't done a retaliation yet. This is
over a year.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
He's pretty mature. I'm not gonna lie. He doesn't really
bite into that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I see, Samantha. I needed to hear Jake talking. Then
by yourself?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You're by yourself?

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Myself?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Good fighter line, sam have yourself. The rooster is calling
one hundred bucks. Just spend at Red Rooster. Maybe by
your brother that after your waxed half his eyebrow off.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
That's your first one. How do you have the self control?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Really?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I was probably trying to put them in discrete locations
every five minutes when I was ducking out. Hey everyone,
we're talking about the well, the food that was fueling
the show this often. If you're wondering why we were
so red hot today, we can go this right out tomorrow.
Armond chat got Savage on a Friday, and mister critical
over here is deciding what's entertaining at the end of

(26:12):
a podcast. Whoo, all right, big balls, what do you
want to talk about? Well? I would love to talk
at depth about tomorrow almonds.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh, carry on, So.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
You've taken the wind out of my mind.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Would you rather oral.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Sex from your partner mim or a tomorrow a bag
of tomorrow almonds?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
That's an outrageous question, but obviously number one. I'm not
going to say it because I think it's rude and
crash to talk about sexual favors in a public forum.
But option one I would choose. Well, now you changed that, though,
What about first base? What are you calling first base.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
A makeout a makeout session? What would makeout ses a
bag of tomorrow almonds? If she doesn't go anywhere, it
doesn't go anywhere, and she doesn't know, does she have the.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Taste of Tomorrio almonds on her breath?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
To be a dream kiss?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
No, No, I'd still kiss my partner. Don't tell me
I'm a liar.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You're a liar.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I love Tomorri almonds, but I love kissing my partner.
You know I'm a big kisser. Yeah, I love kissing. Okay,
so I've kissed you.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
What about if you're never allowed to have tomorrow almonds ever? Again?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Am I?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
So?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Am I choosing between kissing my partner and tomorrow I'm
to the rest of my life. Oh, you know it's
still Ye, it's still I'm still going to kiss my
partner tomorrow. Almonds for the rest of my life. Definitely
hard though, Can I still have normal almonds? Almonds every
type of almond? Nuts are out all nuts?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
And but like how no kissing your partner's too strong
because you're going to choose that every time.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Of course, I'm trying to think, what another tom give
me another hugging your partner.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I love hugs. I love hugs almost much of kissing.
I'm a very I'm a very tactic person.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
A physical share, a bed, share, a bed or nuts, you.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Still get all your kissing, hugging?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Can we still? Can I still visit her bed?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Only your conjurgal visits?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Choosing the nuts?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yes, I choose. Had to push at enough places enough times,
you get there.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I love nuts though you love music.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Just to confirm you would rather never share a bed
with men for the rest of your life. But I
get visits, get conjurgal visits, but you could only be
in there for how it seconds, so you.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Only get them, or you get or you get banned
from nuts for the rest of your life. So you
would choose now.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Am I allowed? Hang on, I had a fu question
because in my head I may have found a loophole
which I didn't voice. Am I allowed to set up
a bunk bed situation so I'd be on the top
functions and the bottom can't? I can't. I was also
thinking that I would have a bed in the room
for two single beds.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Different rooms. I reckon, this is a great one.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's sharing a bed.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Is like awesome, right, there's like there are positives to it.
But he wants through the right of life. But he
was through the right thing.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
And say, but also you would be banned from nuts
for the rest of your life, so let me just
let's paint the other side of that.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
They include like say a protein bar that would have
so I can't touch a nut, So I can't. I
can't have dooker. I can't have dooker ever again, you can't.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Know you can't have the Middle Eastern topping dooker ever.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Again, I think it's dooker.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
So I couldn't have halva every again. That's a sesame
seed treat like nuts is in all my I don't
think it's sesame seed is a nut.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
It's a seed. I can have seeds, you can have halva.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Okay, yeah, okay, see seeds.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
But but it would be mean that if I came
in here with a bag of Tomai almonds and you
just eat them, and I would do that.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I do it every day.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, pick of a man, I have to be honest.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Means that you can't go to a pick and mix
and get a bag of nuts.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
You can't go to the supermarket and buy a bag
of walnuts, oh, almonds or.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Cashews, like and carrot cake always has nuts, walnut and pecan.
I love a piccan, Yeah, pecan and pick the pecan cake.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
You actually did one time.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
One time.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
We had a peacan bi that got it delivered here
and it was covered in pecans as a pecan pie
is so like there would have been fifty pecans on
there by the end of the day, like a magpie
is stealing a piece of silver, like like a coin.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
He had picked the eyes out of it, like.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, yeah, it was like it was like a snowman
without it was.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Like yeah, like it was like the craters of the moon,
the empty.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Old And I hadn't even looked at the pecan pie.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
It all that day and I opened I opened the
lid on it.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
It actually an archaeologist looking at fossils.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Has becuns used to be I was brushing for becuns,
I swear.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
I asked chat JPT what it would prefer. It says,
between the two options, I would rather choose to never
be able to eat another nut again. Well, that's are
a healthy and tasty snack. There are many other foods
that can provide similar nutritional benefits.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Chat JPT doesn't eat. On the other hands, that's easy.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
He doesn't share a bed either. Yeah, it actually said
that at the start.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
I don't have personal preferences or feelings, but I can
provide you with an answer based on logical reasoning.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
WHOA, Well, there's no logic here. I'm going with pure
emotion and I will keep eating nuts.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
There.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Great, I'm glad we got there. I really am glad.
Luckily that's not that's not a reality.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Mate. You can nuts you like, and you get to
share a bed with him.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
So how good is that?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
That is.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Fencers coming the studio over the podcast top and his head.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Is firmly in his hands. Alright, see you guys, long weekend.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yes, Well, if you've got one New South Wales. That's tough,
but you get it back. I think you get it
back the following weekend. Actually, so enjoy times in wh