Read Them The Riot Act

• Will's daughter still hates Woody
• Can You Hear It?
• Freedom Friday
• Chloe Pink

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think I'm a pretty nice guy. I just think
I'm a likable person. So it's strange to me that
your almost three year old daughter hates me. And I'm like,
I'm not talking out of school here, like this is
a genuine issue and she has proven it multiple times.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, but she hates me. I mean, if you've missed
any of it, have listened to.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
This wards, we have long suspected that my two year
old daughter hates you.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Why have you suspected this?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Force was vaguely confirmed on the show yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hello Max, Well, I.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Got home last night. I asked her point blank, what
are your friend?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Do you like?

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Whitty?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's been tough?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, I mean, I'm just going on with my life.
I'm not I don't need this.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't need to love.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Of everybody come into contact with.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I don't play that noise again. It's actually harmful. So
I do need this.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So yesterday on the show, I kind of commenteered the
radio show and just said, can we call your daughter again?
Just so I can you know, tell her how amazing
I am? And it went terribly put me on speaker immediately.
Can you hear me, Max, she's running. Did you say
she's running?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Run after her, run after her.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, so she's now running away from my presence over
the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So I've now taken it upon my seat.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
It did get a bit pushed last time. I feel
she was distressed by the end of that.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, I get that. But if she just said the
niggy do get it.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
But what I'm trying to say is if she just
says I like you, then I'll back it off a
little bit. If she continues to put up this wall
of hate, then I'm going to push harder and harder.
And part of pushing harder is the fact that I
keep coming to your house in the morning now, which
I'm sure was incredibly annoying for you and your family.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
But you've come in two mornings this week, and both
times I've been having a shower.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yourself in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I was playing with your dog for a while
this morning. But more employment that I knew that.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You were in the house today is because as I
was getting changed, No, I got out of.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
The shower, so you know, and I was in the house.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're in the house, the strangers in the house, and
the only and the first thing I heard was my
dog's name is Stevie. The only thing I heard was Stevie,
where's Mummy or Daddy or Max?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Good chab, it's a good chat. Stevie had no idea anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I had hot cross buns though, because I was like
all kids like hot cross buns. I just want to
get some face to FaceTime with Mags and deliver the
hot cross buns. Now, my question to you is she
wasn't there no at that time? Have you delivered the merchandise?
Yes to her and explains to her in no uncertain
terms that would he paid for that with his own money?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, I don't think money is a concept that you know,
she can quite grock at this age, which is not
quite across which she.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Should get across that it's important.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, did she make it clear that what he spent
time going to get these and he's given them.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
To you as a gift. Yeah, idea has come out
of his way.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
To Again, you're laboring it like you just need to
chill out a little bit, you know, like that nothing
there's nothing less attractive than desperation and you you you
exuded at the current moment.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I'll wear her down.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't it's two years old.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
But anyway, did you get the hot Cost buns or not?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I did? I gave you. You're right, she loves the
hot Cross buns.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
But well no, I think she was quite gracious in
how she responded, Actually, these hot cost buns, they're from Woody.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
It just says to.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Go for you bag. I said, thanks to Would you
like me to say thanks to Orgy? Do you like?

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
What is going?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Do you like?

Speaker 9 (04:22):
She fully understood the fact that I gave because she
thanked me. Can you thank me and then still say
I'm not friends with you? Okay, this I just flighted.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Perfectly as much as I couldn't be proud of it.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
She's almost like she knew it was a bit, and
she was gracious as well. She was polite, didn't forget
her manners. Said thank you, make sure you say thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
But I still like that guy. I've felt a lot
of proud pride for my child over the last two
and a half three years. I'm sure you never swelled
with more pride than I did.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm I'm sure you're loving it.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I almost think that she knows it's a bit now
feel I couldn't be proud of her. It feels too real.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
She's two and a half. She can't know it's a bit.
What you said doesn't grow money. She doesn't grow bits. Mate, Anyway,
I just need to know from other people. Thirteen one
oh sixty five is our number. Yeah, does your kid
hate someone for like no reason?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Like, is this actually a thing that young children just assigned,
that they hate someone?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I think so, because right.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Now I feel very alone.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yes, I feel very skill. You're the only the only
adult that's hated by a toddler, So they're out there.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Thirteen one oh sixty five does your kid just did
they just decide to hate someone for no real reason?
And then I guess the secondary question is did they
ever get through it? Thirteen one oh six five is
our number? Does your kid just hate someone for no reason?
Because because right now it does feel like I'm the
only adult out there who just has the the not

(05:54):
the hate of a child, but the lack of love
from a chin that is that because I just thought
kids liked everyone.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Remy loves everyone. It doesn't matter who you are. She's like,
I trust you.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
You're in Yeah, so that's nice.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let's go to Let's go to Shannon here, despite me
trying to drip like awful things about you to her
because I kind of want mind.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Believe you've been feeding her poison.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
To throw around things like Will is a cheap ass,
like I've just mentioned that, but.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's not really zinking in yet, Shannon.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Boys, Hello, mate, You've got a niece who has a
dislike of someone I do.

Speaker 10 (06:31):
I do. She's about six years old and at no
stage of her life she ever liked me.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, it's okay. So how young did it start? Shannon?

Speaker 11 (06:40):
From the get go?

Speaker 10 (06:41):
I think it's the bead. I've got a bed and
I don't know if it's start, but she's say hello
to me, functions and give me nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And have you tried to push through that? Shannon? Because
I'm with your mate, I'm right there next to you.
Will's daughter does not like me.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
So what have you done to try and win back
the love of the of your livery?

Speaker 10 (07:03):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
So that's that's what I'm trying to plain here, Shannon,
is that you need to ease up.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
But what if I just ignore her, Nothing's going to happen?

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Right?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Disagree? Disagree? Actually actually like like I agree, Shannon had
six years. Are you on speaking terms with your niece now, Shannon?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, So she's six years old and she's like, never said,
what's what's the most she's said to you?

Speaker 11 (07:31):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hello, that's it, that's all you get it?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
How do you see hell?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Can you see it often enough? Like her brother's fine?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Right? Right? Have you asked her parents?

Speaker 11 (07:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (07:46):
They there's become a running joke in the family.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Now, Yeah, it does get like that. It's definitely a
running joke in my household and with my family. Call
Shannon's not funny at all. To me, that's going to lose.
I think he's hitting on something, though, do you know,
I do think it's a good message to heed.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Do you push the more she's going to run away?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
But what does that actually look like?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Practically like what I come over with the hot cross
buns and go No, it means not coming over.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Don't come over, Maddie the way coming, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
This is your daughter. Your daughter irrationally hates someone.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Yes, she hates my brother in law, and.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
So is there has there ever been a reason that
you can pin that to.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
An looked he scared her once, but from then on,
every time she sees him she just screams, has a
meltdown and doesn't want to buy of him, just the
whole work, oh my lord.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
So and has he done anything to try and like
mend the bridge.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
Every time we go over, he will like try and
give her like a caddle or I take her off
my sister, but then he.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Just loses it. How old is she did? She say,
Maddie ten months?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, okay, so that's still that's when it's that's when
it started with you as well. And now we learned
this the first time Max said I came into the studio.
She calls the studio the glassroom, and she said, wood,
he laughed at you in the glassroom.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
So ultimately she's protecting me.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
So she just remembered one moment from our radio show
where obviously you were the butt of the drug and
since that day.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
She has hated she's black. Marn't you forgiveness, mate? I
think you.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Are you just thinking about that in reverse?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Maybe you need to be doing great things for me
in front of her, or yeah, I think that's actually it.
Now I hate that it flipped that, so I need
to is where we're at all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
If I save your life.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I just start with a nice bottle of wine. Jamie's
called on by buying me a drink.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Jamie, are you another one who was hated by a
child for no reason?

Speaker 10 (09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
So my cousin, she had two daughters, and they both
every time I would walk in the room, they just.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Would squill and yell and scream.

Speaker 12 (09:57):
And I put it down to the fact that I
had read.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's interesting, Jamie.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
The worst the worst parte was their father had dreadlocks.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
So maybe it wasn't the dread.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't think it's the dreadlocks, Jamie. Have you managed
to have you managed to push through?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Have you? Have you done?

Speaker 10 (10:16):
They're older now, and they're older now, and.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
They like me.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Now, how did you do it? Jamie? Teach me?

Speaker 12 (10:21):
How did I do it?

Speaker 10 (10:22):
I just stayed away.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
It's gone.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
So you've got two options here, would either stay away
or you buy me dinner at least three nights a week.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I think I prefer to stay away.

Speaker 12 (10:42):
I'm going to have a drink.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, no, okay. Can you tell the difference between beer
and soft drink just by the.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Sound of the cannon.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
It is ten thousand dollars if you get ten of
these cans in a row. And I'll say that a lot.
I'll say that as much as I need to. The
producers hate it.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
They hate it, The company hates it.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Company hates it.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
We haven't got that sort of cash, but at Will
and Woody Company apes the cash. It's radio station Milcom,
but we've not got that much. So ten cans. If
you get ten thousand dollars, there you go.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
That's how that works. But we'll you're going to kick
off the first can with Gina. Yes, today, I.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Don't mention Jenna. It actually mean it quite seriously. Might
be a payment plan for that ten thousand dollars. That's fair,
ten dollars a week over ten years or whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
It is like a mortgage, reverse mortgage, like a reverse mortgage.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
You're okay with that, Jina.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay, amazing. Here's your first can.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Go that's pass dreak.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Nice Ja, Jena.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Now you've plucked that from absolutely nowhere, and I fear
for your second can.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Gina. I think you know, I think you thought you'd
heard it before I'd leaven cracked.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Actually I kind of talked over it, Yeah over Gina listen.

Speaker 13 (12:12):
Okayer Nah, sorry Jena.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Sorry the soft drink as well, Gina, damn.

Speaker 10 (12:28):
Thanks you guys as well.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
No worries. Just to let you guys know.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know if you guys know the mats, but yeah,
you'll get ten dollars a week.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
So it'll take nineteen years to get the ten k,
but you will get it.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Brody, Hello, Hello, how's it going, gentlemen?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm outstanding? Brody to Friday?

Speaker 11 (12:45):
How good?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Let's get into can one? Shall we? Brody? Here it is?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, Brady, it is. We like the conviction, don't we words.
We like the quick ones.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
You can always tell.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
We like the quick ones.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
We don't like the thinkers. We like the feelers. And
you're a feeler, bro.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Do you're a feeler?

Speaker 11 (13:07):
Brodie?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, strike me as a tender lover.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
Oh another beer?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah? Bag bang bag bang brides.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Why is the producer written in there? Pete Murray from
is that feeler?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Is that a feeler reference? Why do we write that? Because?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Sorry he's looking Sorry sorry button Push of Tom has
searched for the song Feeler by Pete Murray, but he
accidentally typed Pete Murray in our screen rather than in
his stream.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
He did the old he did the Facebook status, Google search,
which parents often do.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's what's happening.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I wasn't supposed to read that at all, right, sorry, Brodie,
soorry about that.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
That is such a great crossing.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I love that you just said, pig Murray Jeff three.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
Tough drink?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I think so, I think we have to go to worry.
Haven't got the cash? Delay delay, we put him this
is the point. We put him on hold.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
We send him out of the producers, and they read
in the riot Act.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
How are you feeling, big fella h nervous?

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Because to be nice, but I have a little strategy.
I'm not sure if it's gonna work. We'll just see
how we go to.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Tell us what you Then we can hear how he's doing.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Soft drink.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Before we answer what was the strategy?

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Pretty much, all I'm listening for is a light more
hint of carbonation. Okay, A beer to me is more
flatten and more of a tone.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's more of a clunk than a than a kind
of crack exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, and you thought you heard it, then.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
It sounded more cracky than clunky.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Are you going to stay with beer? Are you going
to stay with soft drink?

Speaker 6 (15:33):
I don't get to hear it twice?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, but you can change. I'll let you change your answer.
Now you're going to stay with soft drink?

Speaker 11 (15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Sorry, man, it was a beer. We're trying to help you.
We're never trying to mess with you. Sorry, Brady. I
think I think why did you.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Make him explain himself knowing that he last I feel
like that was a bit.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I was just curious.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I was just interested of a deal.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Sorry, bro, I didn't mean to make it look like
a deal. I think it's still a great player.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I think we've we've cooked you a bit by hooking
you over the song. I think every single time we've
made someone wait over, everyone overthinks. Yeah, look, bro, you're
a great player. Keep listening in your car. You might
get another opportunity. Will some stage well who knows?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Who know? We do live events?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Do we?

Speaker 12 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
We do?

Speaker 11 (16:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Again?

Speaker 6 (16:24):
You hear it?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
You mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
You're just saying in general, I've actually been events planning
your weddings.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh we do that too too, for a fee. Let's
go to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Here, Hey, Sydney, Hey, how are you outstandings Friday?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Let's just crack in the can.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Soft drink hot crack Woods. That's the best crack you've done.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
It felt Good's arguably the only good crack you've ever done.
One one soft drink, Sydney, bang off on?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Here we go hand too, shall we?

Speaker 13 (17:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Dear now it sounded like a beer you know, your
worst crack? That was the guy with dumbing but of beer,
worse crack.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I dragged my finger over the least I reckon Sydney
deser that was that was really bad.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It will invite her back next Friday. I love that Sid. No,
she's gone.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Well, maybe Sydney, you come out next Friday. Can we
get to be Sydney. Can you come in next Friday?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Oh, we're not here next Friday.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Sydney will be here the following Friday. Right now, we've
got ten, maybe fifteen minutes, if you're lucky, to impose
ourselves on the radio airwaves without any producer adulteration.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
We take our lives.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's a very fancy way words of saying that we
don't get many of our ideas on the show.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Contractually, we've carved out the last fifteen minutes of a
Friday for us to actually say what we want to say,
to fit puppets for the man.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's it, and just to bring to life some great
ideas that unfortunately they don't believe good enough.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Let me kick things off well.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Walking home from a comedy gig earlier in the week,
Gy Montgomery, if you haven't seen him, he's great. Anyway,
I'm walking along, I've almost got home, and I hear
a gentleman yelling at.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
And he's kept repeating that, and I'm going, I think
this person either a needs my help, because you know,
they think they've seen Santa Claus been clearly he's back
at the pole at the moment, he's back at the
north pole this heart.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Yeah, he's just the face.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Alternatively, if he has got Santa Claus over, yeah, I
obviously want to meet him. Right anyway, So I go
into the person's house if it was just that there, yeah,
just to see what was going on.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You go into their house or not fully like I
just went into the front yard.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
You go into the front yard.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Mate, I've just run through the scenario, and.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Neither one of them warranted to trespass.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
In my mind, you have to pursue that. To pursue that.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Anyway, this dog was called Santa Claus, and I was like,
that is that is quite possibly the worst dog name
I've ever heard of.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I don't think you can call your dog Santa Claus.
I think it's just I think it's taken for the
one person who is.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I love Santa Claus. Santa Course, Santa Claus is confusing anyway,
my question, I think it's a hot, hot idea.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's just the worst worst dog name, Like, that's one.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Worst dog name is good?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, I do like it.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
We hates it. He's put the head in there. I
noticed that.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I've seen that. I've seen that.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, the fifths are in the eyes.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now got into the physical eyes. Oh wow, I got
a dog, guy, You just got a dog mate, You
got a guy.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'm trying to think of an example that would fit
that and will help me out.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Who's that old British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. There's a
lot of them, mate, how many Dave.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Cameron, Dave Cameron, Winston Churchill, he.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Had two dogs.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
One was called Winston.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Churchill was who you were after.

Speaker 11 (20:29):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
You're the defender of the Western world as the old
British Prime minister.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I couldn't think of it.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
That's why I was the reason.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
We're here today. Mate. Oh, you're hating yourself but not
knowing Churchill? Fair enough.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
A good example though, Glenn one and Glen is pretty funny,
pretty good, pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay Woods, Yes, I know you're gonna like this.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
But by the way, I should mention that we have
got Lady Gaga tickets to give away here.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Which which helps the ideas.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I want to know, Ah, what's the most expensive run
to the toilet you've ever had?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
What do you mean expensive?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Well, that's however that has been interpreted in.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Your life, not necessarily financial.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yes, it was financially expensive for you to go to
the toilet at that time.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
It costs you.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
You do have to pay for toilets in Europe?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Is that what you're no?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I make that rule? No anyway, okay.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Which I which I do want to tell you that story.
But I'm liking the dog names, man, really, yeah, you
want the worst dog.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Are liking it?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
But I'm also the reason I am liking it, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, because it's so Because, let's be honest, I think
he's tried to.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Cover it up with the Winston Churchill.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh my god, here's a good example reverse psychology.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
And now that look is just confirmed that he does
hate it. All right, it's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Lady Gaga tickets that an't want to six five the
worst dog name.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
You've ever heard? That's all. That's all. That's where we're at.
That's where we're That is a very good barometer if we.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
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we get to pitch our ideas without the producers influencing
them at all. We have chosen what is the worst
dog's name that.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
You've ever heard?

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Le we take our life.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
And the beautiful thing we've done is we've attached Lady
Gaga tickets to this.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
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Speaker 2 (23:11):
But gee, whiz, before we get into bad dog names,
will the idea that you threw out expens trips to
the toilets? We've got, Louise, you wanted to engage with
that topic.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
What happened, Louise?

Speaker 12 (23:23):
Yeah, I was at a local club recently for a
badge straw and needed to go to toilets and chose
the moment just before they drew the bad draw, and
I got drawn out for the major jackpot at twenty
thousand dollars into the toilet and it wasn't a short

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toilet strip out on twenty thousands.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
No, Louis, did you hear it? Were you in the
cubicle and you heard your orange fifty two?

Speaker 12 (23:55):
No? No, I didn't hear it.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
So when did you know that?

Speaker 14 (23:59):
When I came back and they said, okay, Louise has
got five.

Speaker 12 (24:04):
Seconds and I couldn't get over there and then re
draw and then they redrew.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Twenty and then everyone you're there and also knows that
you know, obviously there's been doing a number ten.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
I had been Wow.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Wow, Louise, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I didn't actually get to say why I was saying that,
but you nearly so. Louise called a guy called Carlos
Signs to who he is.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
He's an F one driver.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
He he had a pretty similar situation to you, a
code brown. Yeah, he was at the local met raffle
on a on.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
A Friday night.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
No, No, he had a code brown nuclear situation during
the national anthem, playing at the F one before the event,
and they charged him thirty six thousand.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Dollars because he put his pants.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
No, because he ran the toy look, because he wasn't standing.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, you just got to put in the pants there,
don't because I'm pretty sure those are fun suits. It's
like the suits in June. You just absorb it back
in anyway, it's going to justin here. No, I've spoken
to a few drugs.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I don't think they're doing that.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, uh, prestre all the time, justin allegedly.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Justin you're calling about worst dog names.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Obviously, the call from Louise, by the way, makes you
think that we should have gone down that topic.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Anyway, let's see.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
What they definitely what the producers wanted. See what let's
do The worst dog names are there? Justin, justin, what
do you call your dog?

Speaker 14 (25:40):
My dog's name is Caro kak Off. Yeah, from Dragon
ball Z go to his real name. So whenever my
dog runs away because he doesn't listen, I'm the only
weirdo at the park, screaming cakerot at the top of
my lung. So he comes back.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Certainly, get a capital of looks like for Jeta, Get
a capule of looks.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Justin.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Emily here, Emily, this was your friend's dog's name, going
for worst one.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
So?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
They called it shittake, which is really really cute, but
unfortunately for sure when they're in a rush, they just
called the dog shit. So come here, shoe, come here.

Speaker 10 (26:17):
Shit.

Speaker 12 (26:21):
Yeah, it was so bad, it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't mind that dog. Zame is just ship.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
It's just ship. Poor dog.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
We never know what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
End of the day.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
They don't know, Yeah, exactly, they don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Just a sound.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Tell your dog whatever you want. Let's go to Georgia. Here, Georgia,
worst dog, worst dog Georgia. You've ever heard yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
So I was recently at the dog park and we
were talking about what we might need our dog if
we got another dog, and a lady said, just to
play with people, she'd take her dog to the beach
and call it Shark so she could pull out shark Shark,
and everyone.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Was it's very good, Georgia, that ready, But I just
don't think it beats at twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Pooh, Louise, you're gonna go, And Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Just make sure you don't do a foot when she's
about to do her on call.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Louise, Yeah, don't head off to the poker face. Love
you Louise. Who are you taking?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Mate?

Speaker 12 (27:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
No worries it all, don't worry about it, hope you
I done a great right out.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Another money it's case wards.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
We've got a very very special guest in Chloe Pink
who joins us in the studio right now. Chloe is
married to North Melbourne Football Club in the AFL's Toby Pink,
and Chloe joins in the studio right now to talk
about something that she went through recently that we think
categorically sucks and so she's in need to try and
make things better for everybody else going forward.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Chloe, Welcome to Willam Wodie.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Guys, I appreciate the platform to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Do you want to talk us through? So you had
a secret wedding to your now husband Toby. Yeah, and
that was back in March. Yeah, first leak, congrats.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Thank you, look beautiful by the way, thank you. Where
was it? Where was it exactly?

Speaker 7 (28:12):
We went to the wedding registry, so just the office
right next to the treasury guarded.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
We're on the steps out of the front there. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Yeah, So we just went there and then we had
a long table dinner at Bosley Bar and Restaurant, which
is beautiful by the way, if you need a recommendation.
We had a long table dinner there. You joined the
marketing team getting paid to say that she just got.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Her wedding for free, now I know while you're in here.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
And yeah, we kept it on the down low and
didn't tell anyone else. We've been together for over seven years.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
And then fast forward a few months. So fast forward
to a couple of days ago. There's a news article
written about the fact that you and Toby got married.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Yes, yeah, so Jackie from Harold Son. She reached out
to me and said, are you okay we do an
article on your wedding. It was really beautiful and I said,
of course, like that sounds lovely. The article went live,
and from the back end of that article is when
I guess ended up in this situation. There was a
lot of viral comments coming hard and fast, all about

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my appearance, all about my weight. There were comments calling
me a fridge, comments saying that Toby was a AFL
player by day, pick hunter by night. Yeah, there was
the comments that genuinely shocked me, not even just calling
me fat, like, there was really vile comments. And they
were not just one or two I think, Yeah, it was.

(29:36):
It was it's been a hard, hard week, not just
one or two either. There were so many, and Harald
Sun did what they could, like they were deleting the
comments and eventually they had to turn off the comments.
But it was it was I'd never experienced anything like it,
and I guess I it was a bit naive, and
I know that I'm going to get a hate comment.
I know that someone's going to call me fat, but

(29:58):
I didn't expect it to this extent.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Did you know that. Did you know that?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Sorry just to because you said I knew that I
was going to get a comment on someone's good So
Jackie calls you in the Herald Sun.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Probably a lot of people's dream.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, they want to put your photo in the paper
of you marrying your beautiful man.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Of probably one of the best days of your life.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah, that was going to happen.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
And then at the same time you're saying, in the
back of your mind was also a thought where you
were like, I know someone's going to call me fat
publicly in these photos.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
How did you know that?

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Because I've been to another event where my photo's been posted.
I've also received one or two comments about the way
that I look, But I didn't expect it to be
to the extent that it was. I expected one or
two comments, and I can take that, which I shouldn't
have to. I know that someone out there is going
to say I look fat, but I did not expect

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the vile comments and to the extent and the nature
of what was to come.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
And how did you think you looked on your wedding day.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
I had a hard conversation actually with a close family
member and I said, my wedding day was the first
day where I've actually felt truly beautiful and makes my
mom my. Mom's been crying a week.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
She said.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
She's like, you looked beautiful. She said, you felt beautiful,
and I truly did. Thank you. Even when I uploaded
the photos, I didn't question if I looked fat, I
didn't question if I looked ugly. I didn't question my appearance.
I felt so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So when these comments start coming through, how did you
see them?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
So I read the comments and I just spent I
think three days straight crying at home. Initially Toby, Toby's like,
no way, there's no way. And Toby just sat there
in silence for like a good day, and he's like,
I am so sorry. And it felt like he was
apologizing to me because I was saying, oh, it's just
like I was crying and it really hurt. But in

(31:54):
the back of my mind, I kept saying, it's just
part of his job. It's just part of his job.
It's fine, it's just part of his job. But the
more I reflect on that, it's not it's not. And
if I say that, I'm excusing your behavior.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
So we want to get to how we can do
better about this all dose, We've got a song, and
we've got more with Chloe Pink right up next here
on will and what he By the way, I should
mention if any of this has brought up any emotions
of body image, then reach out to the Butterfly Foundation
on WIT one hundred double three four six seven three.
You're doing so like it's incredible that you're in here

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talking about this, Like I think if I read anything
about myself like that, I'd be dead and buried, like
I'd be in a hole for six months like that.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
That is really really tough.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
So you're in this situation where really the issue here
is an expectation that we have of how women should be.
What do you think the expectation is and how would
you like it to change.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
I think there's women in general, especially professional athletes partners.
I think there's an expectation that you have to be
a so in size. But if I say that I
could be a SI six and I would still get
hate comments. So some people, unfortunately, and unfortunately I know
it's not all men, but it tends to be a man.

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Of course, they think they have and think they can
have an opinion on women and their bodies. And I
think that's that's really deep rooted within themselves. I don't
think someone asked me what would I say to them?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
It's stopping the thought almost, isn't it. Yeah, let's go
to stage one here, because I don't want people to
get to stage one, which is that they have that
thought to think that you could look at someone's happiest day,
which is their winning day, and focus on that part,
which is your appearance. That's the bit that you want
to change. But I don't know how you begin to

(33:45):
change that, Like is it the way we talk to kids?

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Chloe, Toby and I have been having some really hard conversations,
especially over the last two days and last night, especially
in Adelaide at the moment, but we had a FaceTime
and I said, how do we do better and how
do we stop this? And Toby's first point was we
need to teach our children better. We need to stop
talking about people's bodies, talk about what their bodies can do,

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not what they look like. Another one is our grandparents,
I often find and especially with all those comments, unfortunately
it was older men, which.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's the truth. It sucks.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
It's an uncomfortable conversation, but it was and I think
having the conversation with them that they make sad little
marks and they may not think of anything about it.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
But we just it really carries the weight of the world.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Correct, correct, and we just say, oh, that's who it is,
that's just that generation.

Speaker 11 (34:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
But I think that's another opportunity for doing better is
calling that out very uncomfortable. I can't imagine calling out
my grandparents very uncomfortable, but.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
We have to. Woods and I have both got little girls.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
My little girl came home from daycare the other day,
she's two and a half. Clearly it hadn't been meant
in a particular way, but she's started talking about her
big belly, and she was like pointing her belly and Ben,
I've got a big belly.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I've got it.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
And it was all fun and games and I really
didn't think too much of it. But afterwards and just
hearing you say this, now, I had the moment where
I was like speaking, like, actually, how she is. She's
a lot bigger than the other kids. And I think
might have even just been her noticing I have a
big belly. So I was in this situation where I
was like, at what point do I say to her, Yeah, well,

(35:25):
you know, I can clearly say that you're joking about that, sweetheart.
But at the same time, like, it's just a belly.
We don't need an adjective there, Like, you know, you
got a big belly.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Look at me. I've got a big belly now as well.
You know. So I instantly made it fun for her.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
But funny how quickly you put a I mean like
I could tell you every I could give you an
adjective right now, for every single part of my body yeap,
from my toenails to my head. I have thought about
subconsciously a word that would describe that.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, And that is natural.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
So heavily ingrained in us.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
You're not naturally gonna say, oh, your belly is really
good it you, it's going to make it grow. You're
not naturally going to say that to children. And that
was the other conversation with Toby. I said, Okay, that's great.
We don't have children right now. What can we do now?
TikTok actually has been great. I uploaded my TikTok I
have a filter on, and it's all like nasty words

(36:16):
like fat okay, like spare words, and I go into
my TikTok and I have like hundreds of comments there
to review because they have.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Those words saved.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Picked it out.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Yeah, which has been great because if I want to
go review them, I mentally prepare myself. Well, if I
don't want to read them, I don't even have.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
To have a little It's so cool. I didn't know
there was.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Yeah, it's been great.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Okay, we're very old either. Was I actually to read
that's az? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Yes, ninety nine percent of my response has been from women,
but only one percent has been from men. Yeah, one percent,
ninety nine percent women. I was having the conversation with
my husband as well, and it's up to us men
to call it out. It's not going to stop if
they are not calling it out. And he openly admitted,

(37:06):
he said, I need to do better. Yes, I support
you at home, great, but publicly I struggle. I struggle with.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
A football club, that's right, he being and amongst that, yeah,
all the times played football his whole life, Toby. Yeah,
in amongst top level football, that is breeding ground.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
For this sort of stuff. Really and he traditionally.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Yeah, he wanted me to call that out as well.
He said, and I know he loves me for my
parents as well, like it's it's not just about who
I am, but he loves my appearance. And he said,
we need to do better, and he said, we need
we need more men. Unfortunately, guys, sorry, I need.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
You to call it out here as well. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Great job, and congrats again, honey.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
We went to we went away for one night, but
post season.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I need a honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Stop planning, Chloe, Pinky on Will and Wodie. Chloe, thank
you so much for coming in.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Thanks guys