Chaos Dragg’n

Jordan definitely didn’t self immolate on YouTube, so Alyssa definitely didn’t have to deal with any of Jordan’s crap. Pat definitely didn’t go to sea to search for a clue to what Jordan might mean by capital B Being, and this is definitely a perfectly normal episode…….. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

Jordan sits down with Charlie Kirk, reflexive contrarian and surviving founder of turning points USA. Alyssa defends Chicago from those damn suburbs, and rejects Pat’s assertions that Charlie is from Chicago. The suburbs are NOT Chicago is the official stance of Chaos Dragg’n……..or Pat may be in danger. Support us on Patreon All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

Jordan sits down with himself to monologue about Mark Carney, current PM and front runner in the Canadian election. The sourest of grapes are mashed into a fine whine that Mark was just too busy to sit down with Jordan for 3 hours…….. Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

Alyssa and Pat fire up the Time Machine to travel all the way back to the yonder days of old when Vivek wasn’t lost to the dustbin of history. Can we interest you in a book pivot?? 2 for one sale?? Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

Jordan sits down with manly-man Stan and trump fan-fic writer Mike Shellenberger for a rambling discussion about gentlemen, Hungary, married sex and ism’s Pat tries his best to narrate Alyssa’s facial expressions, and arm waving. Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

Jordan sits down with charter school fanboy Corey DeAngelis, and somehow manages to not ask him about the thing that he’s most infamous for. Pat & Alyssa bond over thinking poorly about the monarchy, and Alyssa sullies her search engine history. Aren’t you glad we didn’t use the more relevant rhyme for “hard knocks”??….. Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

Jordan sits down with Katy Faust, self styled child advocate, formerly anonymous blogger and Dave Rubin anti-stan to discuss why adoption, surrogacy, and same sex parenting is a violation of children’s rights. Jordan manages to not mention Elon once in a conversation…….we think we know why. Support us on Patreon.

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Jordan and conservative Canadian propagandist, Ezra Levant hop behind the wheel of their tractor to farm bullshit and grievance from Toronto to Davos and reminisce about the good old days of being trans-bigoted on YouTube. Support us on Patreon.

Jordan sits down with fellow fiscal Christian convert, and fountain of falsehoods Russell Brand. It’s a long winded back & forth of rectally derived scripture and broligarch bootlickery. Alyssa goes on a search engine hunt to decode their new buzz words, and Pat oscillates between laughter at their stupidity & anger at their bullshit.  Support us on Patreon.

In today’s outing Jordan headed to the UK to talk to his club about being responsible, and talk to one of the idiots responsible for brexit. Jesus Christ Superstar makes a cameo and Alyssa decides that it’s time to move to Canada, because……well, Jordan doesn’t live there anymore and Sour Patch Kids are indeed available.  Support us on Patreon.

Jordan goes a solo mission to crap on Canada, tell us we need to be nicer to Alberta, and make us wonder how we can turn off the power to his house. Jordan also tries writing fan-fiction about the treason-yam. Dedicated to the memory of Pat’s friend Dave. Be at peace. Support us on Patreon.