The Inappropriates

Believe it or not, the Inappropriates, Matthew and Nate are both parents. Whether they are good parents or not is still up for debate, they are parents nonetheless. In this episode, listen to the top 10 things that they never thought they would be doing or saying as a parent. "Please do not leave your diaper in the refrigerator next to the meatloaf," may or may not be on the list. Listen to find out, you may truly be surprised by t...

After a lot of red tape and obstacles, the Inappropriates were finally able to bring their first guest onto the podcast. Live from the Metropolitan Detention Center, it's Sean "Diddy" Combs. Just kidding, it's the closest thing that they could get. Their friend and fellow coworker, Will Call J joins them and delivers his top 10 random questions for the Inappropriates to answer, no prep and no lube! Yes, the '100 silverbacks versus ...

Everyone is going to die some day. If you could choose how you go out, what would it be? Would it be in a sky diving accident? What about in a peaceful slumber? Something tells me that those answers are too appropriate for the Inappropriate's. Find out Matthew and Nate's top ten ways to die in this episode. Talking about death, it's going to get messy. Don't say I didn't warn you!

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Not sure that the Inappropriate's fully understand the icks trend, but it was suggested that they give their top 10 icks, so they took a stab at it. Find out just how shallow Nate is and what will send Matthew packing in this episode! Too much hair, speaking loudly, or maybe just not tipping the waitress can turn the Inappropriate's off quicker than a power outage!

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If you collected garbage cans, cleaned the bathrooms of McDonalds, or was Trump's campaign manager, would you be ashamed to admit it? What about if you were in charge of collecting semen samples from inmates at a nearby federal prison? Protocol requires bare hands by the way. No Diddy. On this episode find out just how high of a salary it would take for the Inappropriates to inseminate a heard of African Cape buffalo. From the stri...

When you think of live action villains, who comes to mind? Who is your favorite? Does Heath Ledger's rendition of the Joker top your list? How about James Earl Jones and his child abandonment as Darth Vader. Does voice acting really count though? Find out who the Inappropriate's have on their lists, in their first ever true studio recording. Don't get use to it. Its back to the slums of a conference room after this one! No matter w...

Have you ever been approached by a stranger and asked, "How many pubic hairs is too many pubic hairs to have?" Was that stranger one of the Inappropriates? Matthew and Nate are at it again, this time they give their top 10 most inappropriate ways to start a conversation. Inappropriate is in the title, but just how inappropriate can the boys get with conversation starters?

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You have probably heard, "They just don't make toys like they use to." Nostalgia is quite the drug. Listen to Matthew and Nate discuss their top ten toys from their childhood in this episode. Reminiscing about Tonka Trucks, My Little Pony, and even the Thrust Master 2000, um wait... That doesn't sound like a childhood toy. Well, they are called the Inappropriates after all.

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Ever been sitting in the back of Tattas Gentlemen's Club as a stripper walks by right as Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out" comes blaring over the speakers? Then at that very moment you then realize that you would like to have that young lady bouncing and grinding on you? I bet the Inappropriates have. Listen to this episode as they discuss the top ten songs that they have either gotten or wish they have gotten a lap dance to. If "I...

When a listener requests a topic, the Inappropriates will give it to them. The outcome isn't always what was requested though. In this episode, a listener requested Top 10 Candies. Somewhere along the way it turned into going down on Tyra Banks and coming back up with a root beer float aftertaste. You will just have to listen to understand. By the way, what is your favorite candy?

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Have you ever been sitting in your seat at a relative's wedding, as the bride walked down the aisle and thought to yourself, "Why the hell is Color Me Badd's, 'I Wanna Sex You Up' playing right now? Matthew and Nate have had the same experience! Listen to the guys give their top 10 most inappropriate wedding songs and see if you have heard any of these wild songs playing while someone ties the knot.

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If you read the title, you know that this episode is going to get inappropriate. Matthew and Nate were just two horny teenagers at one point... Who are we kidding? Matthew and Nate ARE just two horny overgrown teenagers! So listen to this episode and find out who they have jerked off to, so much that if their seed could travel through space and time, who would be pregnant. Placing my money on Liv Tyler and Jenny McCarthy.

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Matthew and Nate grab their tin foil hats and meet at an undisclosed location for this one. Join the two, as they discuss the top 10 conspiracy theories. Are lizard people real? Does Lindsay Lohan control the universe with her booty? Is there really another reality in which Nate is the stand-up comedian and Matthew is his boss? Only one way to find out, check out the episode and enjoy. Don't believe everything you hear... or maybe ...