DisasterPiece Theater

I didn't think I could be more terrified to fly than I am today...and then I saw Sky Sharks.  This movie has it all: flying robot sharks, nazi zombies, and a multigenerational story of one family's quest to fight the evil within...and yet it's somehow one of the most boring, visually painful movies I've ever watched.

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From the director of the Lord of the Rings comes an insane trip to the late 80s for what looks like a spoof of the Muppet Show, except with a lot more drugs and nudity...same number of puppets though.  It's weird to think about, but it's entirely possible this was an inspiration for the modern kids movie "Sing"...our world is a magical place that never ceases to amaze me.

This week we stumble into a slapstick slaughterhouse with Hundreds of Beavers.  If you love furries, physical comedy, or if you're just a big fan of repetition, then this is the movie for you!

This week we've got a movie that answers the question, "Can a movie have an identity crisis?"  Buckle up, because we're about to find out when we break down Aquaslash.

SURPRISE!!  This week was so stuffed with wacky cinema that it couldn't be contained in a single episode!  This is a first in the theater where we have a special guest, Film Cam!  He's the only man with the tenacity to help me tackle the Tyrannosaurus sized treat that is The Velocipastor.  I'd offer a witty description, but with a title like that I'd just be putting a hat on a hat

Continuing our trend of silent protagonists, this week we're having fun with "Definitely Not A Quiet Place".

UPDATE - Initial upload was a pre-edit audio file.  If you listened to that, congratulations on finding the surprise "behind the scenes" look at how the sausage gets made, which was absolutely planned and definitely not an accident :).

Prepare yourself for a movie with the gall to put the word "Wrestling" in the title, and before the opening credits end have the main character declare that he's done wrestling...This movie broke my heart, and it's going to take a while before I can trust a movie title again

If you ever thought that the ideal setting for a revenge thriller would be an escape room, or if you just want to mourn the loss of the collection of insane silliness that was Freevee, this is the episode for you.  Brace yourself for a love quadrangle, a decades long comeuppance, and the DisasterPiece Theater debut of the greatest actress of a generation...

If you've ever wondered what it would look like if a hostage movie was just super chill, then this is the movie for you...oh, also it's a Christian movie, so please prepare your rage / eyerolls appropriately.

We've got an Amazon Original...based on a book...about the power of friendship in the face of demonic possession.  I haven't read the book, but I'm willing to bet it's better than the movie...

Nic Cage vs Possessed Animatronics...another classic from the greatest actor of our time

 Note: You guys might know that the Five Nights At Freddy’s movie actually came out despite what I say in the recording. And I’ll just say that the time dimension makes fools of us all

This is the greatest movie ever made and I will not hear otherwise

This sci-fi series starring Jason Momoa imagines a far future world where all are blind until the first children are born with the ability to See.  What could possibly go wrong?

Two (Dos) is a thriller that winds up being more goofy than tense.  Which makes it perfect for this show

Into The Night is a sci-fi drama series...it's a bit silly, so let's poke fun at it.