Two Crippled Zombies

Two Crippled Zombies

Two Crippled Zombies is a Horror Movie Podcast starring Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike. For each episode you will get a full rating and review of the horror movie that is picked. The show discusses the entire plot and along the way some trivia, and lighthearted criticism thrown in. We also take pride with not veering away from the topic at hand or going off on tangents. Overall, when it comes down to it this show is all about laughing and having fun at the same time showing that its professional.

Episodes

July 15, 2025 63 mins

Misfit Mike's movie pick of the week is one that's been on his list for a long time. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight! It's bonkers and so is the discussion. This movie has it all! Listen to hear what Two Crippled Zombies has to say about it.

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That's a wrap with the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. This was a super fun franchise to cover!

On this Bonus episode Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike discuss their favorite things from the franchise. Favorite movie. Least favorite movie. Which Freddy Krueger looked the best and which one looked the worst. Listen to hear the thoughts from Two Crippled Zombies.

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June 29, 2025 74 mins

In this remake Freddy graduates from child murderer to child molester. An original idea from 1984 they scrapped for obvious reasons. But is this movie as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Sure, it's not Wes Craven or Robert Englund. But is this the only reason this movie fails? Listen and find out Johnny & Mike's take on it as they discuss the last installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. 

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June 14, 2025 89 mins

Place your bets, fiends. Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they head to Camp Crystal Lake for a brawl that could end it all: It's Freddy vs Jason! With the great Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger and Ken Kirzinger as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear about the Freddy Caterpillar, flaming Jason in a cornfield, Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland death, a killer soundtrack and much more! DO IT!!!

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June 4, 2025 65 mins

Wes Craven, Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund and John Saxon return for a New Nightmare movie. We wouldn't exactly call this installment a fan favorite. But it does have its charms. Listen as we discuss part 7 of the franchise. 

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June 1, 2025 79 mins

This week's episode we go over the 6th installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. This movie has everything! The Wicked Freddy, exploding heads, 3-D special effects, cameos, dream demons and Freddy Krueger wielding the "Nintendo Power Glove". It even has a fully revealed origin story. And guess what? It has nothing to do with any of the previous Nightmare movies. It's crazy! It's insane!! It's BONKERS!!! Listen to hear Joh...

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In the last movie reigning dream master champion Alice knocked out ole Freddy, only to find herself knocked up in this installment. With an unborn son whose prenatal naps mean preternatural nightmares for Alice and her graduating Springwood friends. Does this installment deliver a SUPER Freddy movie? Or is this an unworthy heir to the ongoing franchise? Listen as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike give their take on it. 

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The never should have buried him......he's not dead! Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog who pisses fire. I know right? Listen in to hear our take on the ridiculousness of this awesome movie.

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Welcome to primetime bitch! Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike fall Into the Fire as they discuss the third installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Don't miss this hilarious episode. It's bonkers!

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"You Are All My Children Now!" Why is there "Unintentional" Homosexual undertones? Why did the family's bird explode? Listen in as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike discuss a very confusing sequel. 

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April 22, 2025 67 mins

This is where it all began thanks to Wes Craven! A Nightmare on Elm Street introduced us to a new slasher villain.... Freddy Krueger! Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they discuss one of the most Iconic horror films of all time. 

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April 12, 2025 62 mins

Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike take a "sedagive" with Mel Brooks monster movie parody Young Frankenstein! Exploring one of the greatest comedies of all time. Diving in its brilliant blend of satire and homage, marvel at the FANTASTIC performances, and laugh about the unforgettable dialogue. Don't MISS OUT!

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March 26, 2025 53 mins

Hatchet is a love letter to the slasher/gore films of the late 70's and early 80's. It follows the formula perfectly! Fun cameos by Robert Englund, Tony Todd and Blair Witch Project's Josh Leonard. And a dramatic scene with Kane Hodder. Take the swamp tour with us as we discuss this crazy and ridiculous movie.

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March 17, 2025 68 mins

CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYM....... We better not finish that. On this week's episode we went back to discuss the original Candyman from 1992. Tony Todd is fantastic, but the score is what makes this movie great. 

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March 12, 2025 81 mins

On this episode JB Ghoul & Misfit Mike break down the blood-soaked mayhem of Damien Leone's Terrifier 3. The story, characters, over the top ridiculousness and the amazing practical effects of the jaw dropping kills. And let's not forget the man himself David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown! Listen in to hear one crazy discussion with Two Crippled Zombies!

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March 5, 2025 66 mins

Dracula Dead and Loving it is a spoof of Bram Stoker's Dracula that's light on the plot, but full of goofy gags and Mel Brooks Humor. Listen in while Johnny and Mike discuss this hilarious Mel Brooks movie.

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February 27, 2025 67 mins

On this episode we stay at The Dolphin Hotel in Room 1408! Listen in as we discuss the outstanding cinematography, brilliant performances and an evil room the charges $8 for beer nuts. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!? 

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February 18, 2025 32 mins

Johnny B. Ghoul and a special guest discuss the 2015 movie Goosebumps. Between the characters, cgi, cinematography and vibrancy, this movie somehow worked. Listen in as you'll hear about favorite characters, scenes and more. We hope you enjoy!

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February 16, 2025 58 mins

This is the last installment of our Jeepers Creepers episodes. Jeepers Creepers Reborn is the 4th movie in the franchise. Sit back and relax as we discuss this unbelievably awful movie.

This is the first time we have ever talked this poorly about a movie. Were the writers high when writing this? What the HELL is wrong with the cgi? Did the actors even read the script before taking this on? Why did this even get made? WHAT WENT WRON...

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February 13, 2025 78 mins

What the Hell did we just watch!?!? What went wrong with this 3rd installment of the franchise!?!? Was it horrible cgi? Terrible acting? Less kills? Listen in as we discuss the craziness of this movie. We hope you get some good laughs like we did.

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