Two Crippled Zombies

"Ever hear of a ritual killing"? Put on your fedora's & light up your cigars. On this episode we head back to 1989 to talk about the family charity case Uncle Buck. We discuss the movie in full along with the one and only John Candy. We all miss John but at least he left us with some of the greatest comedies out there to date. We hope you get as much enjoyment out of this episode as we did.

R.I.P. John Candy

Jerry and Billy seem like normal neighbors.... if you can ignore the blacked-out windows, apple cores in the yard and the coffin being carried inside. While the rest of the neighborhood goes about their business, teenager Charlie Brewster comes to realize the suave guy next door, Jerry Dandrige, is a vampire. 

Join us as we discuss what is arguably the best vampire movie of all time: FRIGHT NIGHT!

Was Howie Mandel shooting cocaine when he did this movie? If so.... IT SHOWS!!!

Check out this episode of a crazy little movie from 1989 we discuss called Little Monsters.  Is this a great performance from Howie Mandel? Was Daniel Stern just phoning it in? Was this movie actually scary at times? Does Little Monsters still hold up today? Find out what Two Crippled Zombies thoughts are. 

"I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal!"

Experience what happens when your neighbors snoop and spy on other neighbors on this episode of The Burbs. What's worse? Being stung by dozens of Bee's? Digging up a femur? Blowing up your neighbor's house? We don't know either! Hear our take on this hilariously creepy movie starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Courtney Gains and MORE! 

Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect. 

On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie. 

Hell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the rest. 

Who's coming to Christmas dinner? This Christmas 2025 we decided to do a special episode that's very random for Two Crippled Zombies. A Christmas episode on who we would want at our Christmas dinner. We have a random list of 25 movie characters we can choose from. We talk about the reasons why we chose them and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode. Have a very Merry Christmas Everyone!  

This is the 8th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise "Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan." Er...... whatever. The title of this movie is misleading. We've asked ourselves many times if this is a good movie. Our answer? No. Was it a blast to watch and then discuss? Hell Yeah!! Tune in to hear all the absurd moments we yap about on this episode of Jason Takes Manhattan.

Here we are with Friday the 13th part 7 The New Blood. The first with Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear our thoughts, some fun trivia, and our usual reactions to the ridiculousness of this movie.

He couldn't leave well enough alone! Tommy Jarvis unintentionally resurrects Jason Voorhees back from the grave.

This movie was a big step up from the previous flop. With a better storyline, creative kills, humor and more. CJ Graham brings an electrifying performance as Jason. This isn't a perfect movie by any means, but it tops the previous movies in many ways. Join us as we discuss the 6th installment in the franchise.

Jason Voorhees is BACK! But the scariest thing about this movie is Crispin Glover's dance moves. Come hang with Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike as they discuss the man behind the hockey mask, Crispin Glover, boobs, and how the kills were an upgrade from the previous movies. 

On this "Eye Popping" episode Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike stumble upon a hockey mask that will forever change our view of Jason Voorhees. Some topics of discussion include Richard Brooker as Jason Voorhees, bad acting, ANDY, 3D, practical effects and more. 

We told the others, they didn't believe us.... you're all doomed! Join us as we discuss the second installment of the franchise Friday the 13th part 2. 

For this episode we are going camping at Crystal Lake to discuss the movie that started it all.... Sean Cunningham's 1980 horror classic "Friday the 13th!" We will be reviewing every movie in the franchise starting with this one. So, get your candy, popcorn and soda ready. Here we go!