February 25, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Mike Vrabel being expected to "aggressively pursue" a receiver for the Patriots, Stephen Jones saying the Cowboys will be "selectively aggressive" in free agency, the reveal of the 2025 Benny Award nominees, Cite the Bite, and more!
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It's our number four of the original recipe podcast, The
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our number four, we play the match game. Patriots coach
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Mike Rabel expected to aggressively pursue a receiver who's a
good match on the Patriots. Also, Stephen Jones says the
Cowboys will be selectively aggressive in free agency. Can you
decode this? A lot of aggressive talk this hour? And
will the Rams Matthew Stafford go for the money or
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the comfort?
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Does he go for the.
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Money and leave the Rams or does he stay in
La and take a little less for the razzle dazzle
of Sean mcvay's offense.
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We'll get to.
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All of that and more right now. Is it a masterpiece?
Is it not a masterpiece? You listen, you decide right
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hour we will have the big reveal. There's some last
minute changes on the online vote for the Benny Awards.
The Benny Awards are this weekend, the greatest weekend in
overnight sports talk radio, as we celebrate the people that contribute.
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To this show and make this show a show.
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So that'll be coming up on Sunday night into Monday,
but you'll be able to vote starting later this hour.
We'll be able to vote. We'll go over all the nominees,
all the different categories. We have more categories this year
than I think we've ever had for the show. We've
added some new categories because of things that happened in
the last year. So we'll have that for you to
look forward to. In the highest and most coveted award,
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Caller of the Year, the Genie in Medford Caller of
the Year for twenty twenty five. We have the nominees
for that will reveal who's eligible.
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To win that.
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Also there will be an online vote. We'll get into
the minutia of all that coming up in a little bit.
But our lead this hour, it's all sporty all the time.
We start out in Foxburg, now Indianapolis, the Combine.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Everyone's flown into Indianapolis.
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There'll be some meet and greets with the media starting
later today, and then the on field activity will get
started in a couple of days and go all the
way through Sunday, which is really just offseason filler. If
you love the Cone drill boy, this is a big week.
For man, if you're just a football hard, oh man.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
This is the bee's knees, here, the cat's pajamas, all
that crap. How exciting for the rest of us. It's
all about the rumor. It's all about the rumor. So
our lead from the Patriots, who are one of the
teams expected to be the most active over the next
couple of weeks because they have a lot of picks
and they have a lot of cash allegedly to burn
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depending on how many massages Robert Craft's gotten at the
orchards of Asia day Spot. So so, if you haven't heard
the latest on this, perhaps not. Under the new regime
led by Mike Vrabel, the adult in the room, Mike
Vrabel there, the Patriots are plotting to aggressively pursue The
word of the hour is aggressively. But they're plotting to
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aggressively pursue a trade for a wide receiver. That is
the latest scuttle butt about the Patriots plans here. And
the big question is who who is it going to be?
Is gonna be Deebo Sa of the forty nine ers,
how about Stefan Diggs, who would not be a trade
but done free agent there from the Texans. Cooper Cup
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would be a trade from the Rams. So let us
discuss the question. We're gonna play the match game, and
we love playing the match game. So Mike Rabel expected
to lead the Patriot off season contingent here aggressively pursuing
a receiver. The question for the esteem panel, which you're
a part of, who is a good match for the
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Patriots who they realistically.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Have a chance of getting.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So I've got mousetrap, Kamala Harris, and cattle wrangling, and
we will combine all of these things together and we're
gonna put some money into a vending machine and get
a delicious snack.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is what we're going to do, all right, That's what
we're gonna all right.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
So to kick off the facivities, to answer the question
you're advising the Patriots, who do you go after aggressively
pursuing I love the verbiage we get this time of
the year, so unsolicited malor advice. You immediately start working
the phones. You start sending text messages to Cincinnati is
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what you do here. Because they are a bunch of
tight ones. Now they're talking the good game. They got
more money they're gonna keep everyone together. Does anyone actually
believe that to be true? Does anyone believe they're gonna
keep that team together in Cincinnati? I'll believe it when
I see it. I doub't buy it. It's old family money,
and old family money does not go big. They save
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that money for nice exotic vacations in private planes and
those fourth and fifth and sixth and seven thousand is
what they do. So here's the plan if you're the Patriots,
because the question the iPod, you know, the theory here
that we're working with is how to help the Patriots out?
So you use intermediaries is what you do. Go betweens
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and you set up a mouse trap and you put
a big wad of delicious cheese in that mouse trap,
right you put that right there, You put the cheese in,
and if they happen to bite, okay, if they happen
to bite, New England can, then they can.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They can work under the table, work out a deal.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're not gonna give up the top five pick in
the draft at the Patriots emp.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You make the.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Trade and under under the table here and franchise tagged T.
Higgins is the guy that you want and so oh
you you have to go two first round picks.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Cincinnati will make a deal. They don't want to pay.
They can't pay everybody. They could, but they don't want to.
So you can get them for pennies on the doll
They take away the franchise tag, and then they trade
T Higgins for like a second round pick and a
third and a conditional pick.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Done, boom. You gotta pay him. But that's the guy.
That's the guy.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now outside of that, if T Higgins is off the table,
I don't think he is. But assuming in the multiverse
that we're in a dimension where T. Higgins does stay
in Cincinnati, then I pivot to Sleepless in Seattle and
I say, hey, you got a guy named DK Metcalf there,
and you're paying this guy thirty million dollars a year,
and you got a suck bag quarterback in Gino Smith
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who can't get him the ball.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Right, and you're not even targeting him.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He's not getting the proper amount of targets for a
thirty million dollars wide out, So why don't we take
him off your hands and we'll send you some draft
picks and send you you know, some some other crap,
and then we'll take DK Metcalf under used in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That's the guy right there. You will get him.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
He's mostly a decoy because of that stumblebum Gino Smith.
And if not DK, then I pivot to the land
of Gumbo, and I say, you know, the Saints, they're
not really in it to winner anymore. And then you
got some receivers down there, Chris Olave, right, why not
him go out and make that move, go down that road.
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You got nine scratcher tickets if my math is right,
pictures of nine picks, a lot of them higher picks.
And don't discount AJ Brown. Oh there's no way Philadelphia
would trade AJ Brown the guy with I know they
won the Super Bowl, but wasn't he like reading books
because he was so upset with his lack of opportunities
most of the time. In the Eagles offense, which ranked
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thirtieth in passing offense in the NFL. DK Metcalf, who's
built like a monster masher, is part of the thirtieth
passing offense in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But they won the Super.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Bowl, doesn't matter, and they got to do something though, right,
it is obvious that Patriots have to do something. Their
leading receiver is de Mario Douglass. Hoo, exactly, hoo. They
got to go out and get somebody. And where have
you gone? Julian Edelman and Wes Welker and even Randy Moss.
They're not walking through that door anymore. All right, Now,
furthermore to Jerry's world, we go. Now, I mentioned the
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word of the hour is aggressively, because there's one thing
that football blowhard's love is to talk aggressively. Because it's
time now for the obligatory Mallard monologue reference to those
lovable losers in the state of Texas. Now, Stephen Jones,
the spawn of Jerry, Stephen Jones, Okay, Stephen Jones says
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the Cowboys will be selectively aggressive. I'm not making some
other The Patriots, the reporting said they will be aggressive.
They will aggressively pursue, aggressively, pursue a wide receiver. And
now the Cowboys executive, the spawn of Jerry, says that
the Cowboys will be selectively aggressive in free agency.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Can you decode this? Yes? I can. So this is
more of a political thing.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It reminds me of Kamala Harris when she was running
for the White House. She served up a lot of
words salads, right, a lot of words. To put some
big words out there and just see what happens. So
Stephen Jones is trying to impress low information fans, is
what he's trying to do. Right, Selectively aggressive is weasel jargon,
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is what it is. Jones is saying, the Cowboys are
going to do what every other team in the NFL does.
Dumbd dum, dumb dumb. Yes, Dallas, congratulations. You get a
puffy sticker near your name for saying the obvious. And
always remember great quote about life. Always remember that you
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are absolutely unique. You are absolutely unique, just like everyone else. Right,
the Cowboys are doing the same thing that every other
team is doing. All thirty two teams are selectively aggressive.
Dumb dumb. That's how it works because you can't sign everybody,
so you pick and choose who you want and then
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you are aggressive. Thus you are selectively aggressive. The Broncos,
the Vikings, the Jets, the Chargers, the forty nine Ers,
the Texans, everyone, the Rams, the Dolphins to Jacksonville Jaguars,
all of them are selectively aggressive.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Stupid.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
That's how it works. It's like you're not exactly moving mountains.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Here is what you're doing. You're not go figure all right.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Now, last thing, we go to La La Land, where
the plot thickens. Now is debating doing a full Malar monologue,
the obligatory Mala monologue about Matthew Stafford. That appears to
be the big domino that is going to fault? Now
is it that not be the first domino? But every
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day there's like fifteen different versions of what's going on
with Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
He can be yours if the price is right.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
The latest we are hearing is that multiple teams are
willing to pony up a train robbery level of money
to pay Matthew Stafford, and they want to pay him
more than the Rams.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So what does that tell you?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
The Rams have had Matthew Stafford for several years, They
won a Super Bowl with Matthew Stafford, and they don't
want to pay Matthew Stafford as much as other teams
want to pay him. Why would that be? Wouldn't the
Rams want to pay him more. They've had him, they've
seen him up close and personal.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So what is that telling? Maybe the Rams are wrong,
but maybe they're not. Dunda Dundune done all right.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So Little Birdie tells us that Stafford he wants to
be paid more than fifty million dollars per year. By
the way my hand is raised, I would also like
to be paid more than fifty million dollars a year.
My hand is in the air. I would like fifty
million dollars a year. I would enjoy that. That would
be wonderful. Sign me up for that. So you make
the call, Matthew Stafford. You're at a fork in the road.
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You make the call. Do you go for the money
or do you stay for the creature comforts of the rams?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You make the call.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
So the erra on this one is pointing to the
iconic words of Randy Moss. Straight cash, Homie is the answer. Stafford,
as Rob Manfred would say, already has a little piece
of metal. Got a little piece of metal there, got
a little trinket, won the Super Bowl, won the Lombardi
over the Bengals. So he's got that. It's all about
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cattle wrangling. It's all about cattle ring. And in this case,
you figure Stafford's got maybe two years left most likely,
most realistically two years to go, So he doesn't have
a long shelf life limited shelf life.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You're looking to squeeze.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
All of the gold bullyon out of the NFL's cash cow.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You want that, right, you a little cattle ring this,
what's around with this? We'll see what we can get.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
So if it means having to uproot your family, it's
good for your your wife's podcasting, right, I guess and
was listening to.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
That crap uh.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
And then you have to leave behind Sean mcvay's wizardry.
That's a blow. But you get money. It's fine. You
get a few more dollars. You already got generational money.
So you're helping out like three generations of the family
down the line, so they can be trust fund babies
and never have to work, and everyone will hate them
and want to punch them in the face. You can
help them out with that extra fifty million dollars. Now,
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the Giants are said to be the favorite, but the
Steelers have been mentioned. One of the gambling markets I
looked at the offshore books had the Minnesota Vikings as
one of the favorites for Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Which was odd to me, but there is a connection with.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The Viking coach O'Connell and he was a RAMS assistant
back in the day. And the Raiders have also been
mentioned as a possibility, but I'd expect something sooner than later.
And been asked by many people, what about Aaron Rodgers.
We talked about this in a previous episode of the show.
And somewhere Aaron Rodgers is in a Amazon forest. He's
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sipping ayahuasca and he's doing some kind of foodoo prayer bugaloo.
So Stafford leaves la vacates his chair and then Rogers
can slide on it, can slide on in and then
ram it all day and ram it all night.
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and now back to a man who will read a
bunch of names. Well, that's right, yes, and it is
that time. Now you will be able to vote the
twenty twenty five nominees for the Benny Awards. We have
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the nominees. I'm gonna run through these year. These are
the nominees for all the various awards for the show,
and we're excited about this. Now the categories for the
twenty twenty five Bennies. We have Rookie Caller of the Year. Now,
some people think that we only have the same people
that call up every single night to the show, and.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No one knew ever calls the show.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
But we actually have people that do call in, that
are new, that find the show, that worked the third shift.
Some people listened for a long time, but they start
calling the show randomly on a whim. The nominees for
Rookie Caller of the Year are Daniel, America's favorite crossing
guard from Fort Wayne, Indiana. The Mode, Joe Rising from
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the Bay Area, Tuna in Laguna, Mike Malepracahn. Now here's
a controversial one. Kelly in Des Moines. Some say Kelly's
actually been listening for more than a year and calling in,
but who knows. She is listed as a Rookie Caller
of the Year formerly in Nashville, and our favorite trash
man who calls one of the great bloopers on the
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TV show this year, Danny DeVito from Boston.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So those are the nominees.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Congratulations to all the nominees for Rookie Call of the Year.
Game Show Contestant of the Year another very competitive category.
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You play a lot of dopey game shows.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
The nominees for the Game Show Contestant of the Year.
We have Coach Russell from Orlando high school football, like
the Belichick of high school football in Orlando, and he's
called the show quite a bit recently. And we have
Manuel in Guardina, a legend on the show. He is
a nominee for Game Show Contestant the Year. Chris in Massachusetts.
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Also Chris and Boston. Those are not the same person,
but both Game Show horse Mitch in man Cato and
nominated again for her second Benny Award Kelly in des Moine.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So Kelly's in there as well Lame Joke Contributor of
the Year.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
These are actual nominees for the Benny Awards twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
We have Kurt from Earth.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Kurt from Earth, the legendary Chip in Maine, a great
joke writer, the man that won the title last year,
very controversial figure, Surfer Todd, the comedian, the Great Gordon
in Tacoma.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Is a nominee. Did Yeah by him?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
And Noah in Austin right, very competitivengratulation. Yes, all the
nominees here for Lame Joe Contributor of the Year, and
there were some other names that did not make the
cup which should have been in there. The top Ask
Ben Questions a weekly bit that we do in the show,
Ask Ben the nominees.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
For the Benny of the Year Award. You'll be able
to vote on this.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Alf the Alien old Piner, congratulations, alf Fer Dog, herd
Dog and that winner won Land of Siberia followed two
I forty Ian, so he's a nominee. Also the King Rory,
Cowboy Killer, Late Night Drug Tester and Lady Cidebirds are
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all the nominees for Ask Ben questions. Good job by you,
Top crew fill in, not that we miss many days,
but sometimes we're away and the nominees for the top
crew fill in.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
This year we have Brie how about that.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Her first Zetter, first setter, first nomination show was he
nominated last year? Breeze, one of our favorites, Mark the
Great Mark fills in for Lorrainer. She's the guy who's
a White Sox fan. Bernie Fratto who sits in for
me Bernie Weekend at Bernie's The No Show. Brian No
also a nominee. Lead a Laugh sits in for Coop
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and also nominated for Top Crew fill in. Milkman Mike
in Colorado for his weed man hippie impersonation. So congratulations
the Drop of the Year on the Ben Mala Show.
These are actual nominees for the show. We're not done yet.
Drop of the Year on the show. You can vote
on all of these. Well, look, I'm a nominee. Look
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at that, I'm a nominee. Give me a taste of that.
I forget what that last part is there. Give me
a little taste of that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Dick. Well, that's of course attribute to Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Loraina, congratulations, Lorraine, your first nomination for a Benny Award.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Me, yes, you're nominated.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Which one something about a pickle? Something about a pickle?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
There so people in my box right now, bro?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, that's right, bro, And I'm nominated again. Look at
that something about chewing on something. I don't know what
that's about. That must be because I had to chew
the testicles. That's out of context audio. And we also
have hollering James. How about that Hollering James a nominee
for dropping it. Yeah, that's where he snored and farted
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at the same time on the show.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Most impressive thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, we didn't think that was possible. We thought you
could only snore or fart. You couldn't do both at
the same time. And yeah, I mean you talk about
both ends man alive and what a talent hollering James
is and how lucky are we we found him?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
He found us man all right?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Now a category that went away, but his back blind
Collar of the Year. He's in the nominee for the
twenty twenty five Benny Awards that helped make the Ben
Mallor Show a show and the man that well, he
loves our show. I think he loves the morning show
in the Sports Hub with Toucher and Hardy. I think
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he loves them more than us. But he calls our
show all the times and call me for fifteen years.
Blind Scott from the North End of Boston is a nominee.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
The classically trained musician from a Rochester He's traveled all
over the world. The man known as Inca Terror nominated
for Blind Caller of the Year.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
We also have legally blind Christopher from m Carolina.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Congratulations on your nomination.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Am It the blind Seahawk fan from the Pacific Northwest
He's also nominated, And a man that calls the show
semi regularly, although more of a guy on social media.
Stevie Meatballs is nominated for Blind Caller of the Year.
All Right, a few more categories. It's the nominees for
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the twenty twenty five Benny Awards. Listen to our live coverage.
Nobody else has it. You know, ESPN wishes they had this,
they don't. We've got it. Nobody else has. We're the
only one. Every network wants this, Lrena, We're the only
ones doing this content right now.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
International Caller of the Year, International Caller of the Year
the category. Now, if you think this show sucks in America,
imagine if you're listening in Europe or Australia or any
of the other countries the show is broadcasting, it must
really suck. But the nominees for International Call of the
Year Otto Bonn Butch who just left Germany, but he's
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still a candidate. A nominee for International Call of the Year.
Hank in Tokyo. Congratulations Hank in Tokyo. A couple of
Australian listeners. Ozzie Wise, he loves our show so much
he bought one of those satellite things from Elon Musk.
He's out in the boondocks in Australia and he calls
and text the show from out there because he's got
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that little satellite hookup dedicated Yeah, Ozzie Momentum. Great joke writer.
Terry in England is a nominee. Congratulations Terry in England.
He's the guy who does.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
A lot of lists. Loreny, he likes to list.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And also from Montreal, mister Hurt. Congratulations to mister Hurt
from Montreal. Now some would say This is the most
competitive category. Most competitive category on the show this year.
Intoxicated Caller of the Year. Now, this includes all kinds
of trouble. This includes booze, drugs, pharmaceuticals, you name it.
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And I'd like to think that we lead all of
talk radio in this category. That no one else can
compete when it comes to the level of intoxication that
we provide on a nightly basis. And it's so difficult
to really whittle down this category. But here are the
nominees for entire oxicated Caller of the Year. We have
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keg Drinking Steve. He's the delusional Chiefs fan. He actually
returned to the show a few hours ago near the
podcast Jay Dot in Utah. Now Ja Dot went to
jail because he got hammered and got into like a
fight with cops in Salt Lake because he was drinking
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too much. How about this mouthwash Mike is a nominee.
Congratulations mouth Washed Mike. Very competitive category. Jed who fled,
who's like the og of intoxication while calling sports radio.
He is a nominee and the black irishman from Omaha.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Congratulations to him.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
By the way, Mouthwashed Mike is online mouthwashed Mike, congratulations
in your nomination.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Mouthwash Mike. Okay, thank you God. Is that not on?
Briand Coop? Come on, that is perfect. He's not even
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
All right, Female Caller of the Year, Female Caller of the.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Year, Yes, clease.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
We don't have many women in the call the show,
but we have a few that stand out, and it's
not hard to stand out when there's not many women
calling the show probably, so all right, Female Caller of
the Year, we have Tammy in Montana.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well, Tammy is a legend on the show. She works
the dreaded day shift.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Now, Andrea the astrology Lady, congratulations Andrew on your nomination
for Female Caller of the Year. Kelly in Des Moines
her third nomination, and Leslie and Brandon Florida. Now a
lot of people upset here that our favorite drag queen
did not make the list, but unfortunately not another all right,
we have the twenty twenty five beer drinking Brian Worst
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Caller of the Year category. We have two categories left,
the Worst Caller of the Year. These are the nominees
and another competitive category. Nobody has worse calls than we have,
so the worst call the Year in many ways is
the highest honor on the show. Some would say so.
The twenty twenty five Beer Drinking Brian Worst Call of
the Year. The nominees are Gunner in Minnesota is first nomination.
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Congratulations Gunner, you earned it.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Pal.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's a tough beat right there. Yeah, I don't know
how one beats.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Gunner hollering James from Minnesota is James second nomination. Congratulations.
Mike the lepre Kahn has been nominated. I believe Mike
the Lepreco is there. Mike, Congratulations on your nomination.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Mike de Leprekahn. Congratulations. He's not talking there. All right.
We have Poppy in San Diego. How does anyone be Poppy?
I think he's the last hears he the raining shot.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
He's gotta be the raining champion, right, Poppy in San Diego?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I mean this guy? Oh hey, how about Jerome and Charleston?
All right, Jerome, way to go.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well, you're up for the Beer Drinking Brian Worst Caller
of the Year and the final category, and here it
is the most competitive category. Some would say the Genie
in Medford Memorial Caller of the Year award the highest
honor and overnight sports talk Radio. And here are the
nominees and you'll be able to vote on this. The
link will be sending out in a moment. Here the
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nominees for the Genian Medford Caller of the Year. Here's
a shocking nominee. Andre in the Commonwealth so Soon, a
multi time caller of the year. A man that will
declare himself the winner whether he wins or not. Marcel
in Brooklyn right, a man that has also won previous
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call of the Year honors in years past and now
is a semi regular caller to the show. Whoop Bee
Pie Blair from Maine is a nominee.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Right.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Another multi nomination goes out to our nominee.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Our next nominee for Caller of the Year Jed who Fled.
Congratulations Jedu Fled.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Our next nominee is a man that has regaled us
over the last year with call by call details on
the O. J. Simpson thirty year old murder trial. We
welcome in helmet Man. Congratulations helmet Man. If the glove
don't fit, you must have quit. How about weed Man
Hippie every week weed Man, we love weed Man Hippie
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is a nominee. There are two nominees left for the
Genian Medford Caller of the Year, A guy that hangs
out occasionally in the jungle and he comes to our
show as well.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Call me since I was doing local radio back in
the day. Manuel in guard Dina in southern California.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Congratulations Manuel on your nomination for Caller of the Year and.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
The final nominee.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Here we go, the final nominee for the Ben Maller Show,
Genia Medford.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Do you want a drum roll? I would love it.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Draw, I need a drum roll, I need a.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
All right, Tony in the bay. All right. Tony's the
guy that calls up.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
He usually pretty short calls and then drops a bad
word and I always laugh. You know, I don't laugh
at most of the people go when Tony calls, I
always laugh a sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I just I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Mike the leprecha on your thoughts on your nomination, Mike
the lepreca On, are you there, Mike?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I am. Thank you for nominating me.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm very honored.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Congratulations. I hope you win and it would be a
great thing to be the worst caller on the show.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Well, thank you. That's a I'm very proud.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, you sure all right?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
And uh mouthwash, Mike, now that you've had time to
process everything your thoughts now a big honor there you
are up for Intoxicated Caller.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Of the Year and talk to get the color of
the year. I love it. Yeah, I am here. I
am love Vegas Boulevard. I am looking over the wald
up Astoria and I am enjoying actually pretty decent weather,
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not too bad.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, okay, well thank you for that. All right?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Right, where are you sleeping tonight? What hotel are you
sleeping at? What parking garage are you sleeping at tonight?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
You know, I'm an I build a lot of indoor places,
but I'm an outdoorsy kind of guy. It's kind of
backwards like that. So you know, last night, I've got
like a one hundred sleeping.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Number, right, Yeah, that's your sleep number, your sleep number,
bed It's one hundred.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's just concrete, by the way, Yes, it's concrete.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's usually concrete. Even though I I built
a lot of indoor places. Kind of doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
But you know, all right, well you're rambling on. I
must move on, but thank you. All right, there is
all one of our nominees.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Chris and Boston says, really scraping the bottom of the
barrel with Caller of the Year nominees. That's Chris and Boston,
not a fan. Joe says, Angry Bills should be the
worst caller of the Year. You should have been on
that list, Eugenie and Chicago says, I just noticed your
having the Benny Awards the same night they're having the Oscars.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Go figure, who knew?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Now, I do want you to know we we have
a special category that will only be available on X
to vote on, and we have an ungodly amount of
nominees for that. So I'm gonna put that up later
on today. I gotta gotta sit down and edit that way.
I did go over the numbers with Coop. We did
some malord math. My math was wrong, so Coop had
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to crunch the numbers there. He got out a calculator.
So I think we're in good shape. For the first
time ever, we're gonna have four buys, so you're going
to immediately advance to the second round. You're like the
number one seeds on the social Media Contributor of the
Year on So congratulations to those of you that are
that are.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Part of that. And yes, very very exciting.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Straight ahead for us though, we are gonna have site
the bite the great sports radio machine.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Again. Congratulations with all the nominees.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
And I know some of you dudes are upset you
didn't get nominated, and I understand we can't nominate everybody,
although it certainly just seems.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Like we did nominate everyone.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
But anyway, we thank you for your support and if
you didn't get nominated this year, this next year and
the years after that, so we're not planning on going
anywhere unless the company has other ideas.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
So anyway, straight ahead we will get real quick man.
Yes cool.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
As far as voting, yes, oh that's right, the voting thing. Yeah,
we got a link here, Yes, we have a link,
and so I will.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
I will put it on my Twitter, Ben will put
it on his Twitter, We'll put it on all on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, we'll put it out everywhere.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
If you're not on any of the social media you
can you can email me Ben malaproducer at gmail dot
com and I'll send you the link.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, we'll send you a link. You can vote and
is it one vote?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Because we remember that one year there was a vote
rigging that people were doctor in.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
The vote is one vote.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
I think that was blind Scott that was doing most. Yes,
but yes, it is one vote per person. You have
to sign in to a Gmail account, yeah, a Gmail
or Google or you know.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, Google account whatever. It is, so one one vote
per customer. So if you start like seven hundred Gmail accounts,
you're in good shape.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
All right, anyway, Oh that's how the vote is going
to work.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
But thanks to everyone, we will we will press on
and straight ahead site to bite that his name.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
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Speaker 1 (37:24):
Check it out. Right after we get off the.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Air, it's time now to site Site the Bite, where
we play random generic sound bites, you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. You
try to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Site the Bite, the great sports radio mystery, Site the Bite.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Let's go to the audio tape. Here we go. All right,
no no no, no, no, no no no no no. In
my defense, Lorrain, it took a little bit of ane.
We believe in one another man. Well that's a very
long sight the Bite.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
My god, all right, why don't we play the extended
dance remix? Standby, we're having technical difficulties. We will get you.
He's Site the Bite coming up here in a moll
so fine oiled machine. I want you to know who goofed.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I've got that.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I will not say the person that Goof's name, but
their initials are well, it's the first name starts with
L and the last name starts with the feet.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I find disagree with them, Yeah, I agree with him?
Play again, Play again. Definitely disagree with them. Okay, let's
see will anyone get it right?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, based on the time we have, I'm going to
go no, Milkman, Mike, who's that mystery voice?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Milk Man count of the morning to get the Oreo
general manager? Is that the Orioles general manager?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
No, but thank you, milk Congratulations on your nomination for
crew fill in.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Very impressive. Ferg Dog site to bite your caller to
Ferg Dog? Who is it?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
I don't need any more clues that he's about to
win Caller of the Year.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Gunner the worst caller?
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Gunner?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
All right? Thank you for dog? It's site that I
played again? Played again. Definitely disagree with him. All right,
there's what is the flu coup?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
He was adopted the day after he was born in Sacramento, California.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
All right, adopted out of Sacramento, California, day after he
was born.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Someone in sports.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Coach Russell in Orlando, also nominated for an award.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Coach Russell nothing this morning? Nothing? Is it? Nothing? It
is not nothing? Old Bond Butch? Who's up for international caller?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Here?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Calling for Butch? Is that Monsey? Is that?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
But thank you Shane in the morning. What's the club last?
What Shad Sayad is.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
That former YOUTHAH coach Craig Aaron Judge, Aaron Judge of
the New York Yankees. Aaron Judge the Yankees, Aaron Judge,
Oh maha, o maha, oh mah. We go big and
bold in.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Our NB faar.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's our number four of the original recipe podcast, The
Ben Maller Show, and a happy Tuesday to you. It
is the twenty fifth day of February. But you already
knew that, right, You already knew that The House of Mirrors,
that is the overnight show on demand, limited commercial interruption,
and we thank you for supporting the podcast. Here in
our number four, we play the match game. Patriots coach
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Mike Rabel expected to aggressively pursue a receiver who's a
good match on the Patriots. Also, Stephen Jones says the
Cowboys will be selectively aggressive in free agency. Can you
decode this? A lot of aggressive talk this hour? And
will the Rams Matthew Stafford go for the money or
(00:53):
the comfort?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Does he go for the.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Money and leave the Rams or does he stay in
La and take a little less for the razzle dazzle
of Sean mcvay's offense.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We'll get to.
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All of that and more right now. Is it a masterpiece?
Is it not a masterpiece? You listen, you decide right
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Trucker Joe loves the number ten thousand. Now, later this
hour we will have the big reveal. There's some last
minute changes on the online vote for the Benny Awards.
The Benny Awards are this weekend, the greatest weekend in
overnight sports talk radio, as we celebrate the people that contribute.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
To this show and make this show a show.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
So that'll be coming up on Sunday night into Monday,
but you'll be able to vote starting later this hour.
We'll be able to vote. We'll go over all the nominees,
all the different categories. We have more categories this year
than I think we've ever had for the show. We've
added some new categories because of things that happened in
the last year. So we'll have that for you to
look forward to. In the highest and most coveted award,
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Caller of the Year, the Genie in Medford Caller of
the Year for twenty twenty five. We have the nominees
for that will reveal who's eligible.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
To win that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Also there will be an online vote. We'll get into
the minutia of all that coming up in a little bit.
But our lead this hour, it's all sporty all the time.
We start out in Foxburg, now Indianapolis, the Combine.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Everyone's flown into Indianapolis.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There'll be some meet and greets with the media starting
later today, and then the on field activity will get
started in a couple of days and go all the
way through Sunday, which is really just offseason filler. If
you love the Cone drill boy, this is a big week.
For man, if you're just a football hard, oh man.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
This is the bee's knees, here, the cat's pajamas, all
that crap. How exciting for the rest of us. It's
all about the rumor. It's all about the rumor. So
our lead from the Patriots, who are one of the
teams expected to be the most active over the next
couple of weeks because they have a lot of picks
and they have a lot of cash allegedly to burn
(04:26):
depending on how many massages Robert Craft's gotten at the
orchards of Asia day Spot. So so, if you haven't heard
the latest on this, perhaps not. Under the new regime
led by Mike Vrabel, the adult in the room, Mike
Vrabel there, the Patriots are plotting to aggressively pursue The
word of the hour is aggressively. But they're plotting to
(04:46):
aggressively pursue a trade for a wide receiver. That is
the latest scuttle butt about the Patriots plans here. And
the big question is who who is it going to be?
Is gonna be Deebo Sa of the forty nine ers,
how about Stefan Diggs, who would not be a trade
but done free agent there from the Texans. Cooper Cup
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would be a trade from the Rams. So let us
discuss the question. We're gonna play the match game, and
we love playing the match game. So Mike Rabel expected
to lead the Patriot off season contingent here aggressively pursuing
a receiver. The question for the esteem panel, which you're
a part of, who is a good match for the
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Patriots who they realistically.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Have a chance of getting.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So I've got mousetrap, Kamala Harris, and cattle wrangling, and
we will combine all of these things together and we're
gonna put some money into a vending machine and get
a delicious snack.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is what we're going to do, all right, That's what
we're gonna all right.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
So to kick off the facivities, to answer the question
you're advising the Patriots, who do you go after aggressively
pursuing I love the verbiage we get this time of
the year, so unsolicited malor advice. You immediately start working
the phones. You start sending text messages to Cincinnati is
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what you do here. Because they are a bunch of
tight ones. Now they're talking the good game. They got
more money they're gonna keep everyone together. Does anyone actually
believe that to be true? Does anyone believe they're gonna
keep that team together in Cincinnati? I'll believe it when
I see it. I doub't buy it. It's old family money,
and old family money does not go big. They save
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that money for nice exotic vacations in private planes and
those fourth and fifth and sixth and seven thousand is
what they do. So here's the plan if you're the Patriots,
because the question the iPod, you know, the theory here
that we're working with is how to help the Patriots out?
So you use intermediaries is what you do. Go betweens
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and you set up a mouse trap and you put
a big wad of delicious cheese in that mouse trap,
right you put that right there, You put the cheese in,
and if they happen to bite, okay, if they happen
to bite, New England can, then they can.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They can work under the table, work out a deal.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're not gonna give up the top five pick in
the draft at the Patriots emp.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You make the.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Trade and under under the table here and franchise tagged T.
Higgins is the guy that you want and so oh
you you have to go two first round picks.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Cincinnati will make a deal. They don't want to pay.
They can't pay everybody. They could, but they don't want to.
So you can get them for pennies on the doll
They take away the franchise tag, and then they trade
T Higgins for like a second round pick and a
third and a conditional pick.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Done, boom. You gotta pay him. But that's the guy.
That's the guy.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now outside of that, if T Higgins is off the table,
I don't think he is. But assuming in the multiverse
that we're in a dimension where T. Higgins does stay
in Cincinnati, then I pivot to Sleepless in Seattle and
I say, hey, you got a guy named DK Metcalf there,
and you're paying this guy thirty million dollars a year,
and you got a suck bag quarterback in Gino Smith
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who can't get him the ball.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Right, and you're not even targeting him.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He's not getting the proper amount of targets for a
thirty million dollars wide out, So why don't we take
him off your hands and we'll send you some draft
picks and send you you know, some some other crap,
and then we'll take DK Metcalf under used in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That's the guy right there. You will get him.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
He's mostly a decoy because of that stumblebum Gino Smith.
And if not DK, then I pivot to the land
of Gumbo, and I say, you know, the Saints, they're
not really in it to winner anymore. And then you
got some receivers down there, Chris Olave, right, why not
him go out and make that move, go down that road.
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You got nine scratcher tickets if my math is right,
pictures of nine picks, a lot of them higher picks.
And don't discount AJ Brown. Oh there's no way Philadelphia
would trade AJ Brown the guy with I know they
won the Super Bowl, but wasn't he like reading books
because he was so upset with his lack of opportunities
most of the time. In the Eagles offense, which ranked
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thirtieth in passing offense in the NFL. DK Metcalf, who's
built like a monster masher, is part of the thirtieth
passing offense in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But they won the Super.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Bowl, doesn't matter, and they got to do something though, right,
it is obvious that Patriots have to do something. Their
leading receiver is de Mario Douglass. Hoo, exactly, hoo. They
got to go out and get somebody. And where have
you gone? Julian Edelman and Wes Welker and even Randy Moss.
They're not walking through that door anymore. All right, Now,
furthermore to Jerry's world, we go. Now, I mentioned the
(09:58):
word of the hour is aggressively, because there's one thing
that football blowhard's love is to talk aggressively. Because it's
time now for the obligatory Mallard monologue reference to those
lovable losers in the state of Texas. Now, Stephen Jones,
the spawn of Jerry, Stephen Jones, Okay, Stephen Jones says
(10:22):
the Cowboys will be selectively aggressive. I'm not making some
other The Patriots, the reporting said they will be aggressive.
They will aggressively pursue, aggressively, pursue a wide receiver. And
now the Cowboys executive, the spawn of Jerry, says that
the Cowboys will be selectively aggressive in free agency.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Can you decode this? Yes? I can. So this is
more of a political thing.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It reminds me of Kamala Harris when she was running
for the White House. She served up a lot of
words salads, right, a lot of words. To put some
big words out there and just see what happens. So
Stephen Jones is trying to impress low information fans, is
what he's trying to do. Right, Selectively aggressive is weasel jargon,
(11:14):
is what it is. Jones is saying, the Cowboys are
going to do what every other team in the NFL does.
Dumbd dum, dumb dumb. Yes, Dallas, congratulations. You get a
puffy sticker near your name for saying the obvious. And
always remember great quote about life. Always remember that you
(11:37):
are absolutely unique. You are absolutely unique, just like everyone else. Right,
the Cowboys are doing the same thing that every other
team is doing. All thirty two teams are selectively aggressive.
Dumb dumb. That's how it works because you can't sign everybody,
so you pick and choose who you want and then
(11:57):
you are aggressive. Thus you are selectively aggressive. The Broncos,
the Vikings, the Jets, the Chargers, the forty nine Ers,
the Texans, everyone, the Rams, the Dolphins to Jacksonville Jaguars,
all of them are selectively aggressive.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Stupid.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
That's how it works. It's like you're not exactly moving mountains.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Here is what you're doing. You're not go figure all right.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Now, last thing, we go to La La Land, where
the plot thickens. Now is debating doing a full Malar monologue,
the obligatory Mala monologue about Matthew Stafford. That appears to
be the big domino that is going to fault? Now
is it that not be the first domino? But every
(12:42):
day there's like fifteen different versions of what's going on
with Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
He can be yours if the price is right.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
The latest we are hearing is that multiple teams are
willing to pony up a train robbery level of money
to pay Matthew Stafford, and they want to pay him
more than the Rams.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So what does that tell you?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
The Rams have had Matthew Stafford for several years, They
won a Super Bowl with Matthew Stafford, and they don't
want to pay Matthew Stafford as much as other teams
want to pay him. Why would that be? Wouldn't the
Rams want to pay him more. They've had him, they've
seen him up close and personal.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So what is that telling? Maybe the Rams are wrong,
but maybe they're not. Dunda Dundune done all right.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So Little Birdie tells us that Stafford he wants to
be paid more than fifty million dollars per year. By
the way my hand is raised, I would also like
to be paid more than fifty million dollars a year.
My hand is in the air. I would like fifty
million dollars a year. I would enjoy that. That would
be wonderful. Sign me up for that. So you make
the call, Matthew Stafford. You're at a fork in the road.
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You make the call. Do you go for the money
or do you stay for the creature comforts of the rams?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You make the call.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
So the erra on this one is pointing to the
iconic words of Randy Moss. Straight cash, Homie is the answer. Stafford,
as Rob Manfred would say, already has a little piece
of metal. Got a little piece of metal there, got
a little trinket, won the Super Bowl, won the Lombardi
over the Bengals. So he's got that. It's all about
(14:20):
cattle wrangling. It's all about cattle ring. And in this case,
you figure Stafford's got maybe two years left most likely,
most realistically two years to go, So he doesn't have
a long shelf life limited shelf life.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You're looking to squeeze.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
All of the gold bullyon out of the NFL's cash cow.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You want that, right, you a little cattle ring this,
what's around with this? We'll see what we can get.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
So if it means having to uproot your family, it's
good for your your wife's podcasting, right, I guess and
was listening to.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
That crap uh.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
And then you have to leave behind Sean mcvay's wizardry.
That's a blow. But you get money. It's fine. You
get a few more dollars. You already got generational money.
So you're helping out like three generations of the family
down the line, so they can be trust fund babies
and never have to work, and everyone will hate them
and want to punch them in the face. You can
help them out with that extra fifty million dollars. Now,
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the Giants are said to be the favorite, but the
Steelers have been mentioned. One of the gambling markets I
looked at the offshore books had the Minnesota Vikings as
one of the favorites for Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Which was odd to me, but there is a connection with.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The Viking coach O'Connell and he was a RAMS assistant
back in the day. And the Raiders have also been
mentioned as a possibility, but I'd expect something sooner than later.
And been asked by many people, what about Aaron Rodgers.
We talked about this in a previous episode of the show.
And somewhere Aaron Rodgers is in a Amazon forest. He's
(15:55):
sipping ayahuasca and he's doing some kind of foodoo prayer bugaloo.
So Stafford leaves la vacates his chair and then Rogers
can slide on it, can slide on in and then
ram it all day and ram it all night.
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X Social Media Contributor of the Year. We have more
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We'll get to all of it. We'll do that.
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and now back to a man who will read a
bunch of names. Well, that's right, yes, and it is
that time. Now you will be able to vote the
twenty twenty five nominees for the Benny Awards. We have
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the nominees. I'm gonna run through these year. These are
the nominees for all the various awards for the show,
and we're excited about this. Now the categories for the
twenty twenty five Bennies. We have Rookie Caller of the Year. Now,
some people think that we only have the same people
that call up every single night to the show, and.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No one knew ever calls the show.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
But we actually have people that do call in, that
are new, that find the show, that worked the third shift.
Some people listened for a long time, but they start
calling the show randomly on a whim. The nominees for
Rookie Caller of the Year are Daniel, America's favorite crossing
guard from Fort Wayne, Indiana. The Mode, Joe Rising from
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the Bay Area, Tuna in Laguna, Mike Malepracahn. Now here's
a controversial one. Kelly in Des Moines. Some say Kelly's
actually been listening for more than a year and calling in,
but who knows. She is listed as a Rookie Caller
of the Year formerly in Nashville, and our favorite trash
man who calls one of the great bloopers on the
(19:39):
TV show this year, Danny DeVito from Boston.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So those are the nominees.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Congratulations to all the nominees for Rookie Call of the Year.
Game Show Contestant of the Year another very competitive category.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You play a lot of dopey game shows.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
The nominees for the Game Show Contestant of the Year.
We have Coach Russell from Orlando high school football, like
the Belichick of high school football in Orlando, and he's
called the show quite a bit recently. And we have
Manuel in Guardina, a legend on the show. He is
a nominee for Game Show Contestant the Year. Chris in Massachusetts.
(20:16):
Also Chris and Boston. Those are not the same person,
but both Game Show horse Mitch in man Cato and
nominated again for her second Benny Award Kelly in des Moine.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So Kelly's in there as well Lame Joke Contributor of
the Year.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
These are actual nominees for the Benny Awards twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
We have Kurt from Earth.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Kurt from Earth, the legendary Chip in Maine, a great
joke writer, the man that won the title last year,
very controversial figure, Surfer Todd, the comedian, the Great Gordon
in Tacoma.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Is a nominee. Did Yeah by him?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
And Noah in Austin right, very competitivengratulation. Yes, all the
nominees here for Lame Joe Contributor of the Year, and
there were some other names that did not make the
cup which should have been in there. The top Ask
Ben Questions a weekly bit that we do in the show,
Ask Ben the nominees.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
For the Benny of the Year Award. You'll be able
to vote on this.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Alf the Alien old Piner, congratulations, alf Fer Dog, herd
Dog and that winner won Land of Siberia followed two
I forty Ian, so he's a nominee. Also the King Rory,
Cowboy Killer, Late Night Drug Tester and Lady Cidebirds are
(21:42):
all the nominees for Ask Ben questions. Good job by you,
Top crew fill in, not that we miss many days,
but sometimes we're away and the nominees for the top
crew fill in.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
This year we have Brie how about that.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Her first Zetter, first setter, first nomination show was he
nominated last year? Breeze, one of our favorites, Mark the
Great Mark fills in for Lorrainer. She's the guy who's
a White Sox fan. Bernie Fratto who sits in for
me Bernie Weekend at Bernie's The No Show. Brian No
also a nominee. Lead a Laugh sits in for Coop
(22:19):
and also nominated for Top Crew fill in. Milkman Mike
in Colorado for his weed man hippie impersonation. So congratulations
the Drop of the Year on the Ben Mala Show.
These are actual nominees for the show. We're not done yet.
Drop of the Year on the show. You can vote
on all of these. Well, look, I'm a nominee. Look
(22:42):
at that, I'm a nominee. Give me a taste of that.
I forget what that last part is there. Give me
a little taste of that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Dick. Well, that's of course attribute to Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Loraina, congratulations, Lorraine, your first nomination for a Benny Award.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Me, yes, you're nominated.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Which one something about a pickle? Something about a pickle?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
There so people in my box right now, bro?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, that's right, bro, And I'm nominated again. Look at
that something about chewing on something. I don't know what
that's about. That must be because I had to chew
the testicles. That's out of context audio. And we also
have hollering James. How about that Hollering James a nominee
for dropping it. Yeah, that's where he snored and farted
(23:26):
at the same time on the show.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Most impressive thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, we didn't think that was possible. We thought you
could only snore or fart. You couldn't do both at
the same time. And yeah, I mean you talk about
both ends man alive and what a talent hollering James
is and how lucky are we we found him?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
He found us man all right?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Now a category that went away, but his back blind
Collar of the Year. He's in the nominee for the
twenty twenty five Benny Awards that helped make the Ben
Mallor Show a show and the man that well, he
loves our show. I think he loves the morning show
in the Sports Hub with Toucher and Hardy. I think
(24:08):
he loves them more than us. But he calls our
show all the times and call me for fifteen years.
Blind Scott from the North End of Boston is a nominee.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
The classically trained musician from a Rochester He's traveled all
over the world. The man known as Inca Terror nominated
for Blind Caller of the Year.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
We also have legally blind Christopher from m Carolina.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Congratulations on your nomination.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Am It the blind Seahawk fan from the Pacific Northwest
He's also nominated, And a man that calls the show
semi regularly, although more of a guy on social media.
Stevie Meatballs is nominated for Blind Caller of the Year.
All Right, a few more categories. It's the nominees for
(25:02):
the twenty twenty five Benny Awards. Listen to our live coverage.
Nobody else has it. You know, ESPN wishes they had this,
they don't. We've got it. Nobody else has. We're the
only one. Every network wants this, Lrena, We're the only
ones doing this content right now.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
International Caller of the Year, International Caller of the Year
the category. Now, if you think this show sucks in America,
imagine if you're listening in Europe or Australia or any
of the other countries the show is broadcasting, it must
really suck. But the nominees for International Call of the
Year Otto Bonn Butch who just left Germany, but he's
(25:40):
still a candidate. A nominee for International Call of the Year.
Hank in Tokyo. Congratulations Hank in Tokyo. A couple of
Australian listeners. Ozzie Wise, he loves our show so much
he bought one of those satellite things from Elon Musk.
He's out in the boondocks in Australia and he calls
and text the show from out there because he's got
(26:01):
that little satellite hookup dedicated Yeah, Ozzie Momentum. Great joke writer.
Terry in England is a nominee. Congratulations Terry in England.
He's the guy who does.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
A lot of lists. Loreny, he likes to list.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And also from Montreal, mister Hurt. Congratulations to mister Hurt
from Montreal. Now some would say This is the most
competitive category. Most competitive category on the show this year.
Intoxicated Caller of the Year. Now, this includes all kinds
of trouble. This includes booze, drugs, pharmaceuticals, you name it.
(26:41):
And I'd like to think that we lead all of
talk radio in this category. That no one else can
compete when it comes to the level of intoxication that
we provide on a nightly basis. And it's so difficult
to really whittle down this category. But here are the
nominees for entire oxicated Caller of the Year. We have
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keg Drinking Steve. He's the delusional Chiefs fan. He actually
returned to the show a few hours ago near the
podcast Jay Dot in Utah. Now Ja Dot went to
jail because he got hammered and got into like a
fight with cops in Salt Lake because he was drinking
(27:23):
too much. How about this mouthwash Mike is a nominee.
Congratulations mouth Washed Mike. Very competitive category. Jed who fled,
who's like the og of intoxication while calling sports radio.
He is a nominee and the black irishman from Omaha.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Congratulations to him.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
By the way, Mouthwashed Mike is online mouthwashed Mike, congratulations
in your nomination.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Mouthwash Mike. Okay, thank you God. Is that not on?
Briand Coop? Come on, that is perfect. He's not even
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
All right, Female Caller of the Year, Female Caller of the.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Year, Yes, clease.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
We don't have many women in the call the show,
but we have a few that stand out, and it's
not hard to stand out when there's not many women
calling the show probably, so all right, Female Caller of
the Year, we have Tammy in Montana.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well, Tammy is a legend on the show. She works
the dreaded day shift.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Now, Andrea the astrology Lady, congratulations Andrew on your nomination
for Female Caller of the Year. Kelly in Des Moines
her third nomination, and Leslie and Brandon Florida. Now a
lot of people upset here that our favorite drag queen
did not make the list, but unfortunately not another all right,
we have the twenty twenty five beer drinking Brian Worst
(28:48):
Caller of the Year category. We have two categories left,
the Worst Caller of the Year. These are the nominees
and another competitive category. Nobody has worse calls than we have,
so the worst call the Year in many ways is
the highest honor on the show. Some would say so.
The twenty twenty five Beer Drinking Brian Worst Call of
the Year. The nominees are Gunner in Minnesota is first nomination.
(29:12):
Congratulations Gunner, you earned it.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Pal.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's a tough beat right there. Yeah, I don't know
how one beats.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Gunner hollering James from Minnesota is James second nomination. Congratulations.
Mike the lepre Kahn has been nominated. I believe Mike
the Lepreco is there. Mike, Congratulations on your nomination.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Mike de Leprekahn. Congratulations. He's not talking there. All right.
We have Poppy in San Diego. How does anyone be Poppy?
I think he's the last hears he the raining shot.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
He's gotta be the raining champion, right, Poppy in San Diego?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I mean this guy? Oh hey, how about Jerome and Charleston?
All right, Jerome, way to go.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well, you're up for the Beer Drinking Brian Worst Caller
of the Year and the final category, and here it
is the most competitive category. Some would say the Genie
in Medford Memorial Caller of the Year award the highest
honor and overnight sports talk Radio. And here are the
nominees and you'll be able to vote on this. The
link will be sending out in a moment. Here the
(30:15):
nominees for the Genian Medford Caller of the Year. Here's
a shocking nominee. Andre in the Commonwealth so Soon, a
multi time caller of the year. A man that will
declare himself the winner whether he wins or not. Marcel
in Brooklyn right, a man that has also won previous
(30:40):
call of the Year honors in years past and now
is a semi regular caller to the show. Whoop Bee
Pie Blair from Maine is a nominee.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Right.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Another multi nomination goes out to our nominee.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Our next nominee for Caller of the Year Jed who Fled.
Congratulations Jedu Fled.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Our next nominee is a man that has regaled us
over the last year with call by call details on
the O. J. Simpson thirty year old murder trial. We
welcome in helmet Man. Congratulations helmet Man. If the glove
don't fit, you must have quit. How about weed Man
Hippie every week weed Man, we love weed Man Hippie
(31:25):
is a nominee. There are two nominees left for the
Genian Medford Caller of the Year, A guy that hangs
out occasionally in the jungle and he comes to our
show as well.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Call me since I was doing local radio back in
the day. Manuel in guard Dina in southern California.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Congratulations Manuel on your nomination for Caller of the Year and.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
The final nominee.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Here we go, the final nominee for the Ben Maller Show,
Genia Medford.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Do you want a drum roll? I would love it.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Draw, I need a drum roll, I need a.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
All right, Tony in the bay. All right. Tony's the
guy that calls up.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
He usually pretty short calls and then drops a bad
word and I always laugh. You know, I don't laugh
at most of the people go when Tony calls, I
always laugh a sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I just I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Mike the leprecha on your thoughts on your nomination, Mike
the lepreca On, are you there, Mike?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I am. Thank you for nominating me.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm very honored.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Congratulations. I hope you win and it would be a
great thing to be the worst caller on the show.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Well, thank you. That's a I'm very proud.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, you sure all right?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
And uh mouthwash, Mike, now that you've had time to
process everything your thoughts now a big honor there you
are up for Intoxicated Caller.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Of the Year and talk to get the color of
the year. I love it. Yeah, I am here. I
am love Vegas Boulevard. I am looking over the wald
up Astoria and I am enjoying actually pretty decent weather,
(33:12):
not too bad.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, okay, well thank you for that. All right?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Right, where are you sleeping tonight? What hotel are you
sleeping at? What parking garage are you sleeping at tonight?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
You know, I'm an I build a lot of indoor places,
but I'm an outdoorsy kind of guy. It's kind of
backwards like that. So you know, last night, I've got
like a one hundred sleeping.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Number, right, Yeah, that's your sleep number, your sleep number,
bed It's one hundred.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's just concrete, by the way, Yes, it's concrete.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's usually concrete. Even though I I built
a lot of indoor places. Kind of doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
But you know, all right, well you're rambling on. I
must move on, but thank you. All right, there is
all one of our nominees.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Chris and Boston says, really scraping the bottom of the
barrel with Caller of the Year nominees. That's Chris and Boston,
not a fan. Joe says, Angry Bills should be the
worst caller of the Year. You should have been on
that list, Eugenie and Chicago says, I just noticed your
having the Benny Awards the same night they're having the Oscars.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Go figure, who knew?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Now, I do want you to know we we have
a special category that will only be available on X
to vote on, and we have an ungodly amount of
nominees for that. So I'm gonna put that up later
on today. I gotta gotta sit down and edit that way.
I did go over the numbers with Coop. We did
some malord math. My math was wrong, so Coop had
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to crunch the numbers there. He got out a calculator.
So I think we're in good shape. For the first
time ever, we're gonna have four buys, so you're going
to immediately advance to the second round. You're like the
number one seeds on the social Media Contributor of the
Year on So congratulations to those of you that are
that are.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Part of that. And yes, very very exciting.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Straight ahead for us though, we are gonna have site
the bite the great sports radio machine.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Again. Congratulations with all the nominees.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
And I know some of you dudes are upset you
didn't get nominated, and I understand we can't nominate everybody,
although it certainly just seems.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Like we did nominate everyone.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
But anyway, we thank you for your support and if
you didn't get nominated this year, this next year and
the years after that, so we're not planning on going
anywhere unless the company has other ideas.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
So anyway, straight ahead we will get real quick man.
Yes cool.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
As far as voting, yes, oh that's right, the voting thing. Yeah,
we got a link here, Yes, we have a link,
and so I will.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
I will put it on my Twitter, Ben will put
it on his Twitter, We'll put it on all on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, we'll put it out everywhere.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
If you're not on any of the social media you
can you can email me Ben malaproducer at gmail dot
com and I'll send you the link.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, we'll send you a link. You can vote and
is it one vote?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Because we remember that one year there was a vote
rigging that people were doctor in.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
The vote is one vote.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
I think that was blind Scott that was doing most. Yes,
but yes, it is one vote per person. You have
to sign in to a Gmail account, yeah, a Gmail
or Google or you know.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, Google account whatever. It is, so one one vote
per customer. So if you start like seven hundred Gmail accounts,
you're in good shape.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
All right, anyway, Oh that's how the vote is going
to work.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
But thanks to everyone, we will we will press on
and straight ahead site to bite that his name.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
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Check it out. Right after we get off the.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Air, it's time now to site Site the Bite, where
we play random generic sound bites, you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. You
try to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Site the Bite, the great sports radio mystery, Site the Bite.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Let's go to the audio tape. Here we go. All right,
no no no, no, no, no no no no no. In
my defense, Lorrain, it took a little bit of ane.
We believe in one another man. Well that's a very
long sight the Bite.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
My god, all right, why don't we play the extended
dance remix? Standby, we're having technical difficulties. We will get you.
He's Site the Bite coming up here in a moll
so fine oiled machine. I want you to know who goofed.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I've got that.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I will not say the person that Goof's name, but
their initials are well, it's the first name starts with
L and the last name starts with the feet.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I find disagree with them, Yeah, I agree with him?
Play again, Play again. Definitely disagree with them. Okay, let's
see will anyone get it right?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, based on the time we have, I'm going to
go no, Milkman, Mike, who's that mystery voice?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Milk Man count of the morning to get the Oreo
general manager? Is that the Orioles general manager?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
No, but thank you, milk Congratulations on your nomination for
crew fill in.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Very impressive. Ferg Dog site to bite your caller to
Ferg Dog? Who is it?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
I don't need any more clues that he's about to
win Caller of the Year.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Gunner the worst caller?
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Gunner?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
All right? Thank you for dog? It's site that I
played again? Played again. Definitely disagree with him. All right,
there's what is the flu coup?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
He was adopted the day after he was born in Sacramento, California.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
All right, adopted out of Sacramento, California, day after he
was born.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Someone in sports.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Coach Russell in Orlando, also nominated for an award.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Coach Russell nothing this morning? Nothing? Is it? Nothing? It
is not nothing? Old Bond Butch? Who's up for international caller?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Here?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Calling for Butch? Is that Monsey? Is that?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
But thank you Shane in the morning. What's the club last?
What Shad Sayad is.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
That former YOUTHAH coach Craig Aaron Judge, Aaron Judge of
the New York Yankees. Aaron Judge the Yankees, Aaron Judge,
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