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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding dong, it's our name Bird two. How new you
knew in our number two? And more importantly, how do
you dissect this Miles Garrett decision going the extra mile
and giving up winning deciding to stay in Cleveland?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He got the bag.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tell me about how Miles Garrett's career arc is looking
at this particular point, and what does the Miles Garrett
record setting non quarterback extension do for the rest of
the business of the NFL. We'll get into the weeds
with that and more. Right now here, it is our
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number two. We'll call this one going the extra Mile.
Welcome in the beginning of another.
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our lead this hour is from the land and somewhere
in the Land the Great Ohio Al and Strip Club
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John celebrating because it turns out one of the most
popular storylines, the most popular storylines of the NFL Silly season,
has come to an abrupt end. Cop put cop put
to one of our good stories, good story, dead on
arrival evolves.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The Cleveland defensive stalwart.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Was Miles Garrett traded to the Buffalo Bills for not one,
not two, but three first round picks on a dramatic
weekend trade. No, was Miles Garrett sent to the Motor
City Kitties for a first, a second, and a conditional
second round draft pick in a blockbuster move over the weekend.
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Absolutely not did not happen. But did you hear what
had had happened? What did happen?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You didn't? Okay, so we've learned that after.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
A public display of distaste for the Cleveland football team
with social media campaign, a letter asking for a relocation
into a transfer.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Portal in the end. The Browns have.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Ended the Cold War with their defensive star as Miles
Garrett gets a not one, not two, not three, but
four year contract worth one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's one two three Abc Garteed money for Miles Garrett.
He replaces Max Crosby as the highest paid non quarterback
in the NFL. But Miles Garrett no longer on the
trading block, as he has come to terms to stay
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in Cleveland and continue to play meeaningless football games. But
he'll be paid a lot of money for those meaningless
football games. So let us discuss the question, how do
you dissect this Miles Garrett decision to stay in Cleveland
after the vitriol that was out there from Miles Garrett
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in his camp. So I've got artisan, Hollywood starlet and
law of thermodynamics, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make an amazing
plate of Baba Ganoosh. We're gonna make the Baba ganoosh
is what we're gonna make, all right. So a Miles
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Garrett is a student of the game, not student body, right,
student body left. A student of the game. He certainly
played the brown like a fiddle.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He did. And everyone's got a price. We all know it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We all think, oh, I can't be bought. But there
is a number. I admit it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I have a number.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No one's ever come close to meeting my number, but
I have a number, and so do you. Everyone got
a number. And it turns out when somebody says, and
we've known this for some time as an adult, when
somebody says, it's not about the money, it's about the money,
the money doesn't whisper.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
It screams.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It screams at you. The money, money, money, money man.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I So Miles Garrett now is eligible to hold a
seminar on how to finagle money out of a sad sack,
pathetic NFL franchise like the Cleveland Browns. It's like one
of those get rich quick schemes. And Miles Garrett pulled
it off. He did right. Miles is an artisan following
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the teachings of our current president Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
The art of the deal. It is the art of
the deal.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He hit all the big points in a negotiation, all
of them. Now, let me give you my supporting evidence
to back this up. So, Miles Garrett, AMPI he knew
that the Browns ownership a beleaguered target, but he also
realized that they were the focus, and he had to
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find a way to weaponize the brown fan base and
get to ownership. And so he through social media and
other old school media, Miles Garrett was able to get
the word to the fan base and they rallied support
for him. And Garrett had his bargainingship. What was his bargain?
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His bargaining ship was pay me or trade me, But
it was really more trade me. It wasn't pay me,
it was trade me. And the Browns were selling this
nice romantic story about how he was going to go
to from Cleveland to Canton, and Miles like, I never
wanted to go from Cleveland to Canton.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I want to win.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, he no longer wants to win, right Suddenly winning
not that important? No no, no, no, no, no no
no no. And so Miles Garrett, he made it seem
like he was doing the Brownies a favor, say, well,
I want to win, but I'll take the contract. So
he had a position of strength in this negotiation. And
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as Gordon Gecko said in the iconic old Hollywood movie
Wall Street, Greed for a lack of a better word,
is good. So Miles Garrett was greed. You know, in
the multiverse, this would have been much more fun. It
would have been enjoyable for me, I assume for you
as well, had Miles Garrett actually gone to a good team.
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He is not on a good team. The Browns blow.
But if he had gone to a good team, what
fun that would have been to anticipate and look forward
if he'd gone to a Buffalo Bill, a Detroit Lines
type team, and to see how that would have played out. Instead,
he's stuck. It's a dead end job, but it's a
well paying dead end job, really well paying. It pays great,
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and he has played his last meaningful game. Miles Garrett
is perfectly okay with that. He had a price point.
He Browns met the price point, and that's it. He's
basically retired now. They're not going to win anything, and
Miles Garrett will play out his career meaningless football games.
But he'll get really big checks. Every time he goes
to direct deposit and he sees his bank account, he'll smile.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Page two, So tell me about how Miles Garrett, defensive
star of the Cleveland Browns career.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Arc is looking right now.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
So if you're a little slow here and you're not
paying attention to what I'm saying. He is a chaser.
Miles Garrett is a chaser. Now, what does that mean?
He's just changing the target. So we thought Miles Garrett
was chasing a ring, the bling bling the ring ring, right,
He's chasing the chasing the ring. Now turns out he's
still chasing. He's chasing the bag. And he got the bag.
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And then he's willing to give up any reasonable hope
of ever playing in a Super Bowl during his career
in exchange for forty million dollars a year average annual value,
forty million dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He said, I don't need to go to the Super
Bowl and play in the game.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
He re signed with a three and fourteen Browns team
that has never looked worse, that has never looked worse.
He's under contract now through the twenty thirty season. If
we read that right, and that includes a no trade class.
Why would you want a no trade claws Miles Garrett?
Now he can continue to get empty stat after empty
stat with Cleveland, and no one will pay attention. No
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one will pay attention. Dog water team. They talk about
the dog Pound. It's a dog water outfit there. The
Browns non competitive football, and he has amassed one hundred
and two and a half sacks in one hundred and
seventeen mostly non competitive.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Games during the course of his NFL career.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
There is so much stank around the Browns that it's
a famous line from a Hollywood starlet back in the
day who said it better than anyone else, that money
is the best deoder. That was from a woman named
Elizabeth Taylor. Money is a great dealder like the brown steak. Right,
But Miles Garrett, Isn't they sucked? But I'm good, I'm
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rich and I'm fine with that, which is okay. I
would have done the same thing. He's smelling like a rose.
Everyone else blows, but he's smelling good.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Now, last point quickly, So what does this Miles Garrett
mega extension? What does this contract extension do for the
rest of the business of the NFL. I'm glad you asked.
So this is what's known as the law of thermodynamics.
Now what does that mean? Water flows downhill? But so
does cash? It does it flows down So the way
(10:41):
this works if you're not necessarily locked in here, bad
job by you. Yeah. So the way it works is
the trickle down economics. The NFL's got more money than
they know what to do with. They're like a Mexican
drug cartel lord, like a drug lord from Mexico. They
got so much money they got like buried in the ground.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
They don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So these teams are filthy rich, and everyone's getting paid.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Everyone get them.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You get paid, You get paid. You get paid. Even
you you you're a fat peg, you're getting paid. Also,
everyone's getting paid. Miles Garrett new deal is a sweet melody, right,
it's music to the years. If you are Jamar Chase,
if you are Micah Parsons, anyone, and they're both I
believe younger than Miles Garrett, and they're in line. They're
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in the on deck circle, right, and these are boom
times in the NFL. We also saw Josh Allen get
an extension that'll trickle down to Mahomes and to Burrow
and Lamar Jackson. I'm sure Lamar's mom's probably on the
phone right now with the Ravens saying, hey, pay me
more money, show me some more money. But if you
are searching for the top of the market contract in
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the NFL right now, the numbers are insane. To the memory,
They've always been insane, but this is the latest example.
And I'm not People say, oh, you're ripping Miles. I'm
not ripping Myles S.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Garrett.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm just calling it like it is. Miles Garrett was
chasing a ring and then the brown said we're gonna
pay you X amount of dollars. He said, you know what,
I can go to any pawn shop I want and
buy a ring right now. On eBay, I can buy
myself fifty Super Bowl rings. I can buy one from
just about every Super Bowl I want. They're all on eBay.
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So I'll take the money and if I want a ring,
I'll buy a ring and I'll do it on eBay. Anyway,
it is a Ben Mallor show. You want to comment
on any of that. A lot of football news. DK
Metcalf going to the Pittsburgh football team, that's a bull
strategy cot and they don't have a quarterback. Now they've
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added one of the premium wide receivers. Granted, he's got issues.
DK Metcalf doesn't everyone, and so he goes to Pittsburgh.
They're the headless Steelers at the moment without a quarterback,
but they have two receivers of some name brand value
in George Pekins unless they trade his ass and the
DK metcalf, so they've got that in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
So a lot, a lot of moving parts. It's supposed
to be just a monsoon.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
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Speaker 2 (13:10):
Buckle up, buckeroo. Now I'll be.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
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the overnight show. But when I wake up, I'll be excited.
When I see everything that happened while I was sleeping,
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That's what we do here, a talk show in the
overnight and Dodger stars show. Hey o Tani getting an
honor summer, saying it's much bigger than anything he's gotten
up until this point. We'll explain what that's all about.
Baseball's opening day not that far away. We're like, we're
like ten less than ten days away from Opening Day?
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I believe. Can we go to a Dodger game?
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Bet?
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I do you actually would just hit me up today
about meeting in Vegas this summer?
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No?
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No?
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What can we stay at the dude's houses? You have
like an ax? Yeah, I'm sure he's got a couch
and I don't know about it. You know, I'm a
big star. I can't be sleeping on it. You're also
a big guy, that is correct. I don't know that. Well,
it has how big a couch.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It is blow up mattress.
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No, no, that's you. You bring that stuff in here.
I know, I saw, I saw, I saw. Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure. Fargo Pete writes in from the Garden city
of Fargo, says Pittsburgh will be entering NFL history this
season when they experienced the first ever.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Double diva meltdown. Yeah, well that is correct.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I mean you got DK metcalf on one side and
George Pickens on the other. That is a highly combustible
wide receiver room in Pittsburgh.
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But that's great for talk radio.
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And the cool thing about it, and you know is
Fargo Fargo Pete, who I've met by the way, I
met him at the Malo meeting Greek. He's from Soco,
Fargo Pete. He lives in Fargo. Now that's the name,
Fargo Pete. But the cool thing about it is that
tomlin Is is such a maestro of the verbiage. It'll
make it even better because there'll be a total nuclear
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meltdown between George Pickens and DK CAF because the chances
of them both getting the football enough are slim and none,
and Slim's checked out at the airport and it's going
to fly somewhere far far away.
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So that'll be that'll be great. What else do you
have to see? Page down?
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Alf the alien o Pinter says, speaking of money, how
much would it cost to get you into this this outfit?
A ranch dressing ensemble? I think I do that for
like five grand?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Right? You raise five rand?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Owl?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
If i'll dress up like a bottle of ranch dressing,
that's a deal done.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You almost look like it right now, Ben like ranch dressing. Yeah,
you're blue and white.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well, ranch dressing is blue. It's I think it would
be bad if.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
It was blue, right, Well, no, because the bottle, you know,
it's it's white. But the thing on the front, the
Hidden Valley is a blue.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
There's more than one brand.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Of like Hidden Valley ranch.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's the worst thing you've ever seen. I mean, it's disgusting.
Did you was your mail there? By the way? Did
you find your mail was not there? It was not there.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'll check again tomorrow. Who was a long walk for nothing?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I know?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Did anyone come over? Like the coast to coast cruise
up there? Didn't see anyone.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
But the elevator moved while we were out of it.
So and there's new chairs up there, Ben, Oh, is
that right?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Are they like? What kind of chairs? Are they comfortable?
Speaker 6 (18:15):
They're very nice chairs, the.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Exact chairs.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I thought they were more pale. They were great ones. Yeah,
I thought they were white. No, it's the same ones
that we have right outside the studio.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Who cares?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Esthetically? People might care?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
All right?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I mean there's a bush in the middle of it too.
There's a what there's three chairs and a bus in
the middle with the bush.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That sounds like a joke. What that sounds like?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
King Roy says, I didn't realize the million dollar man
Ted Dibiassi was running the Browns.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
He's yeah, it's going very well. Things are going very
very well. Absolutely.
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You can send a message in at Ben Mahlor on
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the phones a man who just missed out on being
the worst caller on the show.
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Let's say hello now from.
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A Walmart somewhere in northern Minnesota, just below Canada, past
the Louth, like when ninety miles past the Louther. Or
so let's say hello to Gunner in Minnesota.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Hey, Row.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Gunner, you have a terrible connection Gunner. It sounds it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Sounds like you are some kind of Star Wars character
from the early eighties.
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He's complaining about being on hold anyway, So it's not
like we're missing.
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What you get on the air and you're complaining. Is
that correct?
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The last couple of times I called in, now it's
on holder the whole hour and it had to hang up.
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Well, how's that my pro? I didn't see your name
on the board. I can't. I don't know what I
was supposed to know you're there. How am I supposed
to know you're there?
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Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I got him through, but that was not done.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
All right, your connections go away?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I mean, your your connection sucks. What do you want
me to do? Okay? I mean I can't understand what
you're saying.
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You sound like you're you're calling on a some kind
of robotic line or something like this.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Go to who do we have any meanie money? Moe.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Let's say hello to a man who was the intoxicated
caller of the Year on The Ben Maler Show. Congratulations
to Jet who fled a fan favorite for substance abuse.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Hello Jed who fled.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Hey man, I'm used to back here in the South
as well. Uh uh so I called my star Wars
scheduor are to me too.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's what I was waiting.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Then everybody got everybody. I think you'll agree. Everybody got numbers.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
But you know about background.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
My integrity can't be bought.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Ever, yes you can't.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It can't be bought unless you have about two dollars
and then it can be bought a two dollar bill
and all.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
It's take stuff for two dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
What okay? God, come down.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
The Grimmins, the Grimmlas apparently are very very much knee preached.
Is that right, because they're they're they're at the home
studio and Ben Malaholme studio. But you said it is
not a dirty place.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, no, the remote studio is clean because I don't
need in the remote studio because I'm fast at night,
so I don't need. I can actually make it through
an overnight radio show without eating.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So fascinating concept founder or a.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Drove or there's I can't think of third word for
a group of pigs. But you know, I know what
in the midday FSR crew they did it that that's
usually a coward. Now part of the snow Dogs, part
of the snow dogs squirming while getting clothes put on them.
The fact that he does does not do that is irrelevant.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
The dogs should be squirming when they have closed attempt
to be put on because they're doing it for their owner.
Because that any human beings when hearing another human beings
tries to put clothes on a dog, they immediately start
to squirm. As then that's not an I personally think.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I mean, who let the dogs out of their clothes?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
That just shows you that the Parker was a special dog,
was a great pop and we missed we missed Parker
the snow dog.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
He was a even like you killed this dog's head
with lies and all of a sudden it gets killed
in automobile, like you know, the way home from it
with its own It was so big and it was
drunk driving.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
The partner shouldn't been drinking driving.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
The cracks talking again, the crack you're you're smoking grass?
Speaker 8 (22:32):
Maybe you talk out there all the time?
Speaker 9 (22:35):
That was calling? Now that was that was That was
pretty deepus.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Not not really.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I mean, I know, I know you want to talk
about the crack of my ass, but I don't know
that anyone else wants to hear about that.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Then every every tweaker has the fear, like in front
of people if they dropped their stuff, or you know
they snort attempting to, you know, sort of put a
snorty salt or land off the floor. Is the fear.
But man, I don't think I crack dad, the crack
of your ass. I know there's a lot of probably weed. Man,
we probably get up in there fire one up, may
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probably get arrested.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Are you done? Is that it? Nothing? Is that all?
You got?
Speaker 9 (23:11):
That development in my call? So that was arrested development?
How about that?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Man?
Speaker 9 (23:15):
What do you bron transk me think you mcconta, you
got materials?
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Here?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Your material garry? I don't want with Jake Stoto there.
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Was that was a very alright, hang up on yourself,
please hang on, don't you go away?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
There you go? All right? Bye?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Ah yeah yeah yeah, ferk Dog says, check the ratings, man,
they've gotta be skyrocketing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
After another gunner call.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, turn the transmitter back down, reset the transmitter.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We were flat lining.
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Haltani being immortalized.
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Yes, according to Internet gossip over the weekend, the Dodgers
ENVP show, Heotani is getting his own Fortnite skin?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
How about that on Belova call?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yes, Ohtani And I've not seen it yet, but the
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are very excited about it. So we'll see Otani. I'm sure,
what do you think you'll be doing when he they
have the skin there? Well, he's special ability be on.
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The hitting home runs ball going like this, what's radio?
Nobody can see what you're.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Doing like this cameras Well, there's a camera right here.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
If you want, I can turn the camera and it
can be pointing at.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
You if you want, and then everyone will see me
eating all night.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's not Yeah, at.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Least you're not a pig like whoever was in here, though,
you do if you do drop stuff, you clean up right.
Your parents talking about you know why everyone drops things?
You know, the amount of food they've they've done, the
the camera thing where they put the camera in the
room and the bits of food while you're eating and
you don't even notice, like the little bits of food
go flying.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Guess it depends what kind of food you're eating, but
it goes all over the US. So Otani and Fortnite.
Anybody play Fortnite? Coop's a big gamer, your big Fortnite guy, Coop?
I'm not you or not Loraina Fortnite.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
I like the concerts that they do.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
No boy, all right, I don't play. Yeah, video games
hurt my eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Really, yeah, they make me the doctor.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Joe the ghost Hunter, says Gunner and Jed who fled
calls sounded the same.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That's about right.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Let's say hello to eeny meeny miney moe. Let's go
to the.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Great Danny Divvy two. Hello Danny in Boston. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Danny?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Mister mel what's going on? Uh, it's all. It was
a pretty good weekend for me. It's always due when
you beat the man for some money and I did that.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, it was it was the big win this weekend, Danny,
What you got?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I sat there all Sunday bet McCauley's and pros. I
mixed it up. There was you know, there wasn't one
big bet. A couple of things going on, so it
worked out good good. But there was something that happened
over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
There was it was that I don't know, just keep going.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
There was something that happened over the weekend. Rains brought
back u p KL brings back to that piece of
Gavin Gino Smith.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Uh, I know he does that.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
He know Ben that you don't win games with Gino Smith.
Doesn't he know that?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
The radst seem like they're going to be a hot
Mets next year.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, I don't quite understand it. I mean Gino sucked
in Seattle. We all knew it. And Pete Carroll coached
him for two years. Was two games over five hundred
mediocre results. That's with better players around him in Seattle
than he's gonna have with the Raiders, and it not
only is it bad for Pete Carroll, but it's how
embarrassing is it for Tom Brady? This gout what a
(27:45):
disaster Tom Brady is as the de facto GM of
the Raiders, that these are the moves that he's making here.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This is a sad day.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Remember the Raiders when they got Brady that, well, Brady
owns part of the team. He's gonna be pretty much
the GM.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
And this what is Brady doing?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I have no idea? And he's gonna be on announcing
these games too? Right next year?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't think he's gonna be doing any Raider games
because they're not even if they I he's allowed to
do Raider games.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
But he will be doing NFL games.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I guess I haven't heard him leaving his Fox deal,
so I assume he'll be back.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, yeah, And you already touched on it. A couple
of these players that are all about the money. They
don't care no more. These plays about winning. A lot
of these players, I get it, Money's nice for you.
All like money, But all they're trying to do now
is just set the box. That's all they're trying to do.
Now these plays like you already touched on it, Miles Garrett.
(28:41):
He doesn't care about winning anymore. I mean he never did,
probably right, I mean, well.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well would you, Danny, you're a trash man. If you
could go to another city and get paid twice as
much to do the same job you're doing, I would
assume you.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Would do it, right.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yes, Well, I always told that all the name in California,
these trashmen I'm making some serious Is that right?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I always thought New York trash men make the most.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah they yeah, yeah, they are up there. But I
was told they're union too over there. You know I
am too over in Boston. Yeah, the union guys in California.
I was told, I'm making a ton.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I bet you can find out where's the highest paid
trash people in the We'll have to find that.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Looked that up in New York. I believe New York
fifty bucks an hour sanitation? Yeah you guys over there.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Well, I'll tell you guys. California is a big state,
so it could be San Francisco.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Or l A.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, over there.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
It says highest paid trash collectors work in Illinois, Washington,
and California, and the highest paying cities Alaska.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, what did you type in?
Speaker 6 (29:50):
I said, which state pays the most to the trash men?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I typed in highest paid trash collect.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You couldn't go to Alaska, dude, you couldn't, had no way.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
It says garbage collectors in Illinois earn an average of
sixty four thousand per year, and that is the highest.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Really, No, that's totally wrong, right, yeah, that should be.
I made one hundred and sixty last year. Now work
every day on Saturday, so uh.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, overtime.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But no, that's it's gotta be more than that coup.
That must be an old story or something like because yeah, yeah,
they're making more than sixty four grand doing track.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Well it's it says an average, So well that's yeah,
but you gotta go like highest, like I don't, all right, whatever,
This is a great conversation.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
San Francisco. They make seventy six thousand, all right, but
they literally have to scoop.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Up feezis off the needles the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, how many rats do you see Danny picking up trash?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Oh? I got a I see a bunch, But I
got a friend, now close friend that and he does that.
He actually drives a different trash truck than I do,
and he sees them all the time. I mean they
you know, every other stoppy season. You know, I got
my ship too. But that is California, you guys back
normal Now those fires out.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, the fires are out, but everything that's burned is
gonna take years to rebuild.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
So yeah, I was told that States I was gonna
have some serious problems in real estate is dropping over
the insurance companies are going.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's the odd thing.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I don't think the real estate's dropping, which is very
odd because of what's gone on. But yeah, it's gonna
take years, with you know, so much red tape to
rebuild stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
They're gonna have to find a way to get around
the red tape. But I gotta go. Thank you, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hot trash talk from Danny DeVito, America's favorite trash man
working Boston.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Betty smells are all Dad, Listen, that's a great job.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's a consistent job. There will always be trash, yeah,
you think, And it's hard to get the way trash
is done. You really can't replace used to trash man,
can you? You always want a job that's ai AI
can't take the job.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Yeah, because well, because Tesla's making self driving cars and
so before you know it, the garbage truck will be
self driving and then all.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That it'll have the arm and it'll pick up the trash.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I want I want an actual trash man.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Now we're ten we're ten years away from automated trash trucks,
if not less.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I want a nice smell crazy. I want to smelly
trash man, is what I want.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, you want to sniff? I'm real good, don't you, Ben?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Well, that would be you. I don't want to sniff
the trash man, but well, what do you do? What's it?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Every once in a while, those trash trucks burn up
because somebody throws something away they're not supposed to throw away,
and it catches on fire, like when they have to stop.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Would AI be able to stop the truck if the
lights on fire? How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Is that what causes that? That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
People throw stuff away and I supposed like flammable stuff
and it gets in the back of the trash truck
and burn, baby burn, All right. It is the Ben
Mahlor Show as we work our way through the overnight hours.
We are going to have coming up momentarily a riveting,
absolute riveting edition of Mallor to the third degree.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
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of the hour. Assuming Derek Carr plays the whole year
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with the Saints, he should be just the third player
in NFL history to earn at least one hundred million
dollars from two different teams. The others to do it
are Matthew Stafford and Blank. Again, Derek Carr plays the
whole year for the Saints, he should be just the
third player in NFL history to earn at least one
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hundred million from two different teams. Matthew Stafford and Blank
are the other two to do it. That is the
Insta Trivia. The answer, We'll get to it. We'll do
it next.
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Speaker 2 (35:20):
Now back to Benny.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's right, Benny from Benny and the Penny, Benny versus
the Penny, which we'll hopefully have a season three who knows,
but right now, got to pay off the instant tribut
You're gonna have Mallard to the third degree. Assuming Derek
Carr plays the whole year with the Gnall and Saints,
he would become just the third player in NFL history
and earn at least one hundred.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Million from two different teams.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Matthew Stafford is one of them players to do it,
and Blank the other one. And that is the question.
What is the answer. Let's see does anyone listening to
have the answer? Rob in Vegas going with Big Sexy
Kevin Nash as his answer. Alf the Alien Opiner from Springfield,
mass going with Bigfoot from Pizza Hut Good Fine there,
(36:08):
uh Renee Stennett from Mister Nice Guy going to Old
School Baseball, Bad Bunny who is thirty one Today? From
Late Night Drug Tester Jared Goff Guess by Ike and Roseville,
Minnesota Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard from Scrooge Jeff Hostedler tossed
out by I forty Ian Bill Cosby from King Rory,
(36:30):
My Uncle Guss the field goal kicking Mule from Donkey Sausage.
That's his answer. Travis Jervi from JT and the Wingman
June Cleaver guess by Steve the Misplaced San Diego, Fred
Cox from Robin Minnesota. Ben's going with kirkko Chains is
his answer are Do you have an answer, Lorena.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yes, I think it is Torrelle Suggs.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Ben Okay, all right, No, the correct answer would be
a man who is still looking for work here this
year Russell Wilson Seattle and Denver Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Here we go, here We're got. How about that?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
To the third degree, this is one big Ben gets.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
In a report on Saturday, Ian Rappaport says that the
Vikings are considered a dark horse to land Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Now, Ben, what do.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
You think the chances are of Rodgers completing the full
Brett Favre career art No, No.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I want him to go to Pittsburgh. That's what I
want to see Tomlin and Rogers. I've changed my position before.
I want him to go to the Rams. Now I
want to see Aaron Rodgers go to Pittsburgh because that's
the team's supposed to be good. I imagine if the
Steelers finish under five hundred for the first time in
Mike tomlinzira.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
With Aaron Rodgers. That's what I want to do next.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
It is being reported that rather than landing a starting
job elsewhere in free agency, that Daniel Jones could return
to the Vikings to battle JJ McCarthy for the Q
one spot battle, Ben, what do you think the chances
are of that happening?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Well, the fact that Daniel Jones says supposedly multiple teams
offering him contracts is fascinating. He has proven beyond a
reasonable doubt he cannot play pro football at a high level.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
What are we doing here? Seriously?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Like, and if you have you have JJ McCarty. He
sat out the years hurt, Like, what do you wait?
Just play him? If you signed Daniel Jones, you're really
play him.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Next, the Athletics reveal their uniforms for the twenty twenty
five season, which revealed a Las Vegas patch on their
arm sleeve. Now, some found it strange that the team
is doing more to emphasize Vegas and Sacramento, Ben, do
you think the lack of Sacramento representation is weird?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
If I was Sacramento, I'd kick the a's out.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's embarrassing. Cool, How did we do? He passed? That
is a pass?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I don't know how I won the game helmet man
blind Scott, I won pass with a d Hey d's
get degrees, and I think