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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Aloha and welcome. It's our number fall, our four the
original Recipe podcast, breaking it all down for you in
the magic radio box. And here an hour number four
is there's something about that Geno Smith trade of the
Raiders that people are missing. There is, and I'll tell
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you what it is. Also, how does this Derek Carr
agreement to stay with the Saints look from thirty thousand feet?
And why did Derek Carr stay with New Orleans rather
than shop for a new team.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
There was chatter that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Teams like Pittsburgh or Tennessee would be interested in Carr.
He decides to stay there. We'll talk about that in
the other big headlines in the NFL. All of it
coming your way right now. Have a wonderful start to
your week. As it is March tenth today. You knew that,
and here it is our number four of the pod.
Be careful what you wish for. Welcome, in the beginning
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tire buying should should be. Now, that's a big hour
head scheduled for this hour of the Big Baffosaco Radio Show.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not one, not two, but three bits Now a.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Octagon propose I was proposed by Tony in the Bay
Area versus Marcel in Brooklyn. Then we'll see if Marcel
calls in and Tony calls in, they will have that.
If not, we have plenty of other contents later This
are You Smarter than the FSR Tech Queen will return
for its second appearance on the show, and later on
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the Malard Militia Feud. That's two bits for the price
of one and possibly three. But our lead this hour
is from Pro Football. If you like the transaction. A
busy couple of days here you had DK metcalf these
Steelers agreeing to acquire his services in a transaction that
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was reported over the weekend. So DK goes from Seattle
to the burg A second round pick goes back to
the Pacific Northwest. The Lrims have added a wide receiver
of solid pedigree in DeVante Adams. He gets what's pretty
much just a one year contract from the Rams. So
that deal went down. Josh Allen got paid the bag,
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and Miles Garrett suddenly doesn't want to win Super Bowls anymore.
He's happy being a loser because he'll be a rich
loser with the Cleveland Browns. He took the bag and
gave up his dreams of every winning a Super Bowl
by staying with the Cleveland Browns. But our lead this
hour is from the Quarterback Shuffle. Now we've been away
from the Watchtower for a couple of days. We're back
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at it here and while we were snoozing, the musical
chairs obviously picked up. We gave you some of the
moves here that have taken place. But at the end
of our work week, the beginning of the pause for
the Cause, if you will. Over the weekend, we did
an emergency mald monologue which I highly recommend the fifth
(03:46):
hour podcast over the weekend on the big Seattle Vegas
trade that took place and Gino Smith. I'm not going
to rehash the monologue, but Gino Smith goes from the
Seahawks to Raiders, so that deal goes down, a third
round pick goes back to Seattle. So if you want
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to hear the full Malamala, including the coveted, trademarked Malow
report card, all that on the Fifth Hour podcast. But
knowing we are not fond of Gino Smith, we've been
the truth tellers when it comes to Geno Smith, I.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Want to expand the conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'd like to expand the conversation, and I'll explain why
here in a minute. As we discussed the question that
I'm going to address for you on the panel, is
there something about that Geno Smith transaction from the Seahawks
to the Raiders that people are missing?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So I think there is something.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I've got Pineapple International, House of Pancakes and College Professor.
We will combine all of these things together. We're gonna
make some peanut butter brittle. That's what we're gonna make,
peanut butter briddle, all right. So to answer the question, yes,
obviously there's something going on. It doesn't smell right, It
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just doesn't. Tom Brady should be getting ripped up and
down the radio dial all over social media. I don't
get the sense that that's going on. Maybe I'm missing it,
Maybe I'm missing this is the goat, goaty mcgoat, Tom Brady,
come on, Tom terrific. At this point, Tom Brady needs floaties, Okay,
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he needs floating. So the man is drowning as the
one calling the shots with the raiders here, and it's
not getting enough attention. And I don't understand why Tom Brady,
in my book, is zero for two, oh for two
as the de facto raider Jim he I had one
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of his college buddies as a sock puppet. But Brady's
the one who's making the big decisions there in Vegas.
He wanted Ben Johnson, give me Mike Johnson. He wanted
Ben Johnson from the Lions. From what I understand, Mark
Davis was going to keep Antonio Pierce for another year,
and Brady said, now get rid of Pierce. I can
get I can deliver you Ben Johnson. So he got
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rid of Antonio Peers Mark Davis because Tom Brady said,
I get you Ben Johnson. So then Ben Johnson says,
threw you I'm gonna go eat deep dish piece in
Chicago and hang out with Ya Fomi, and I'm out
of here. And so he went off to the Bears,
and so the Raiders were left scrambling and they hired
seventy three year old Pete Carroll. Now I like Pete Carroll.
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I think he'll do okay, but that's not who Tom
Brady wanted. And then the next move they wanted Matthew Stafford.
So Tom Brady took on a clandestine getaway to Montana, which,
of course Brady was embarrassed because Stafford chose not to
go to the Raiders, and so I had his buddy
Ian Rappaport. I believe spin the story former patriot Bete Ryder.
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But that was embarrassing for Brady, and so they have
to scramble and they make the trade for a thirty
four year old mostly career backup who is the personification
of sock Gino Smith. You're Tom Brady, what are you doing?
This is embarrassing, is what it is. Now you talk
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about getting the rough end of the pineapple if you're
the Raiders, I mean, my god, and I'm not talking
about a pineapple smoothie like Doc Mike used to advocate
for back in the day. I mean, Wowser's Tom Brady.
And I said this on the monologue I did on
the Fifth Hour over the weekend. Tom Brady is giving
off vibes like Michael Jordan, and the Raider fan base
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is in denial about it. We'll give him time.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He's Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
He hired the oldest coach in the NFL who he
beat in the Super Bowl. And that coach then picks
his quarterback and picks a stiff, an absolute Turnberger as
the new quarterback of the Raider.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's unreal.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And now we do know that Pete Carroll's wearing the
sneakers in this relationship. Of course you could say they're
silver sneakers, if you know what I mean. And Pete
Carroll turned into cronyism. Now I think there's an ulterior
motive that Pete Carroll had.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Also.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I was saying about this as I was cruising in
on the long drive from out in the north.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Woods into the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Here, isn't this the ultimate FU to Russell Wilson, Right,
you know, let me explain, me give you.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
My supporting evidence.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So Russell Wilson a lot of his people were like, well,
Russ would go out to Vegas and they won a
Super Bowl together Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson. Well, Pete
didn't want anything to do with Russell Wilson. Russ tried
to get Pete fired in Seattle. That's the legendary story
story that Russell Wilson went above Pete Carroll and said,
you got to get rid of Pete.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He's just not doing it anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And so it didn't work, actually, because the Seahawks ended
up siding with Pete Carroll before they eventually got rid
of him.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Anyway, they got rid of both of them.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But remember Pete stayed and they got rid of Russell
Wilson traded him to the Denver Broncos. So what's the
ultimate payback to Russell Wilson of your Pete Carroll. You
doubled down on Geno Smith, who you had and you
know sucks, and you trade for him while Russ is
desperately trying to get a starting job somewhere. And yet again,
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the great payback is a dish served at a Vegas
buffet in the name of Gino Smith. And it's not
gonna work. Geno stinks. He had better players around him
in Seattle and was mediocre. He will not have a
good talent around him in Vegas. So and all goes
back to Tom Brady. And I know Tom's going from
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his house in Miami to the place in Montana to
the home in Beverly Hills. But my god, who goofed?
I've got to know all right now? Another quarterback move
that caught my attention. The New Orleans Saints. That's a
football team, not a good one. They restru rxtured quarterback
Derek Carr's contract when no one was paying attention. I
don't blame them, so they keep him in the Bayou.
(10:08):
Derek Carr will make forty million in twenty twenty five
and remain with the team likely through the twenty twenty
sixth season.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh, of that is not guaranteed. So how does this.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Derek Carr agreement with the Saints look from thirty thousand
feet up in the sky? So this looks like spitting
in the wind. It is a futile act by the
New Orleans football team. And no one of these is
where you scratch your head and say, what are you doing? Like?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Seriously, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The New Orleans front office is running in international house
of pancakes, just like IHOP. They are stacking the flapjacks,
is what they're doing there. They're stacking one after another.
Derek Carr is a I say, stacking bad decisions is
what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
They're just like pancakes, one after another.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But Derek Carr is an established Schmendrick, right, classic stumach
bum Derek Carr, We've seen it year after year after
year after year. So by restructuring cars salary in twenty
twenty five, from what I read, they're kicking his salary
cap number down the road up to like sixty nine
million in twenty twenty six. Maybe they'll spread over a
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couple of years and all that stuff, but they're doubling
down on dumb, dumb as their quarterback waste deep in
the mud, waste deep in the mud in No Orleans.
And the thing that is bizarre is it's not like
cart was good with the Saints.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
He wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
He's easily replaceable, So why would you keep the ham
and Egger? You changed coaches. Normally, when you change coaches,
if you don't have a stud quarterback, you change quarterbacks
one goes with the other. If the coach is changed
and the quarterback changes. It's not like Derek Carr has
done anything with the Saints other than being bit like
a hemorrhoid that flares up every now and again. And
(11:57):
so New Orleans could have gotten if they want to
suck bad quarterback, they could have gone out and eventually
get Kirk Cousins. He'll be let go by Atlanta or
Aaron Rogers. If you really want suck, trade for Anthony
Richardson from the Colts. He blows and the Colts are
supposed to trying to trade him. Or you want a
personification of bad Danny Jones, Danny Dimes Daniel Jones would
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be another option. So on and on we go. Now,
final thought quickly on this. Some around the NFL truly believed,
if you listen to the whispers, that Derek Carr was
open to testing the free agent mark. But in the end,
why did Derek Carr stay in New ORMs rather than
shop for a new team. Remember that had been planted
(12:41):
by Derek Carr's people that he was going to find
a new team and all that stuff. So I would
argue that he knows and the people around, Derek Carr
know better that you take the wad of cash right
now and let the credit go. You take the cash,
let the credit go, and a car would have gotten
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deal from some other bad team like Cleveland or Tennessee
or something like that. However, it's hard to question the
business pedigree of Derek Carr, a guy that has never
been anything special his entire career in the NFL. And
Carr has the credentials and the qualifications now to become
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a college professor. He does what are you talking about?
At least mine, he can now teach a masterclass that
everyone should sign up for on sports racketeering. What Derek
Carr has been able to do by being bad at
his job is fascinating. It is. And you talk about
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the Golden Fleece Award, and he's done it now for
multiple teams. Here, the Raiders and the Saints, impersonating an
NFL quarterback and laughing all the way to the rec
deposit and cashing out and going to the Bahamas somewhere
with all that money, Carr is the only player in
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NFL history to get.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Paid more than two hundred million.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
By the time his deal's done this year, it will
be the only player to get paid more than two
hundred million dollars and never be part of a single
playoff win, not one. Normally you reward winning and you said, well,
that guy got paid a lot of moneybody happened to
be in the right place at the right time. They
won some game. No, No, Carr never won a play
was in one playoff game with the Raiders and has
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been in New Orleans for a minute, and he hasn't
made the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And here we are. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
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let's let's get to it here. We have the octagon.
Have we decided, Coop, who's going first? Dude? We know
who's going first in the octagon. Have we flipped a
coin on that got Tony in the Bay Area and
Marcel in Brooklyn the raining caller of the year and
very I guess we should have. We should have Tony
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go first because he's the challenger, right, He's the one
that proposed the challenge against Marcella Marcella. You cool with this, Marcel,
You are the raining caller of the year. This guy
Tony's got a beef with you. Are you ready to
go to the octagon?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I was ready to go to the outagon and beat
Tony up.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Okay, well said, and very nice that Tony. I assume
you're ready to go, Tony, Yes, you're ready to go.
You know the rules? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
All right? Ring the bell. Well, let me just go
over the rules.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
For those of you that have never heard the Octagon,
we normally do this in the first hour of the show.
The Verbal Octagon a stellcase deathmatch of audio audio battlefield fun.
So three rounds. Round one will be twenty seconds each.
It's the opening salvo. Tony will go first round two
thirty seconds each to respond and rebut the opening round,
and then round three the bloody knuckles yapping. Both these
(17:24):
gentlemen will be on the air in the octagon at
the same time for forty seconds, so it'll be real quick,
and then we'll go to the judges' scorecards and a reminder,
we need a clean fight. And remember you guys can't
curse if we have to dump you multiple occasions.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
The bout will immediately stop.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You'll be disqualified, so protect yourself at all times.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Good luck. Let's ring that.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Bell here and we'll put twenty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Tony in the Bay Area go the cross.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Between William Shanner and David Say, is what my dick
looks like?
Speaker 6 (18:01):
All right, you're already after a horrible sex fired.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
All right, all right, let's see Marcel. Would you like
to respond to that?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Marcel? Go ahead, Marcell?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Please?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh, I have to say, shut Tony up. He will
destroy my calls and no one can take my calls
away for Tuesdays and Thursdays instead. That's in a big
job on the morning chat Fox Sports Radio affiliate as well.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Guaranteed you didn't use your time, Marcel, even more time.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I'm I'm up, tons up, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think Tony's apparently Tony's been disqualified.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Is that correct? We've disqualified Tony?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
He's yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Right, Well, Marcell, congratulations, you are the winner. Marcel. Congratulations,
O lord have Marcie, thank you so much? Bad another one?
When does this ring?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Last week is the shortest arcticing of all time? I
think so?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Right, it is a man and your opponent went right,
below the belt, literally below the belt. That'll be on
the podcast, right, it'll be uh yeah, was I supposed
to dump that? I don't know, maybe kidding I did it.
It's not my job. Well I guess it would be
my job concerned about that. Well, congratulations? That is this
(19:29):
bigger than beating Lorraina. Are you smarter than f SR
tech queen?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
It is, it is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
This is bigger.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
I can't wait till I rematch.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
And also the Benny Awards from last week.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You keep winning more so you're dominating this show. Did
they respect you? I heard you got it a little
brew haha on the on the Jab? Is that correct?
On the big Jab?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
The sports there in Maine.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I know.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
What? Say this to all of you.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I want to destroy my call and keep interrupting me.
He will definitely jump at no One and I mean
no one to destroy my calls.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, all right, who cares? Do we want a remix?
I think we want someone else to do.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
You know, we want anyone. But eventually we will have
a rematch and I will beat him into the dust.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
All right, Blind Scott, what did you think of the octagon?
Blind Scott?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I really warned you about that. I told you that
was going to suck. Dude, let me tell you something
about garbage men in Boston. There are so many rats
here at the garbage This is wicked, dangerous for blind people.
I want to go against too smarter than a fifth grader? Shite?
Should I say my words here? I want to go
against her. I failed out a law school. I think
I would crush her enough.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
All right, now, Loraina? Should we have blind Scott go
against Lorraina? I mean, we have somebody else lined up
in the in on deck circle here that called up
to play the game. And what do you think you're coop?
What do you think would be a better game?
Speaker 8 (21:01):
It's uh, well, yes, I mean obviously there's like a
brewing rival the other one something. I mean, that'd be great,
But I don't know if we want to like save
that and build it up as like an ultimate showdown
type of I support.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
I support Loraine and everything because she's a woman. I mean,
we're not best friends. I'm supporting her because we're diverse,
you know. But I like Loraina for everything, for what
she's worked here for. She trusts some of my best
bits on the show, like they're not even getting on
the air.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
But I love Loraina like don't get me wrong. I
like her better than any producer at the time.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
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(22:05):
out here. All right, so you know what you wind,
We'll let you play. We'll let blind Scott play. What
do you think?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
You want that?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
I've been looking at institutions all weekend to check into,
like their five star resorts. I wasn't feeling I'm feeling
good now though.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's great. We're gonna lose Blind Scott to a mental institution.
I hit that button right over there. Go ahead, just
like that, you strut around like you know everything. Computers
are for losers.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Normal people.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, how dare she?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
What do you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Let's find out. Are you smarter than an FSR tech queen? Well,
that is the game. Our friend Loraina. We love Loraina,
but sometimes there are things that she does not seem
to know that a lot of us know.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And that's the magic of Lorena.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
But we love her anyway. She's our friend.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Grew up on a farm. She grew up on a farm.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
She was lots of cows, lots of crackhead, is raised
by wolves.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
I get along with you guys, so well, she heard.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
From the North. I'm from the North, that I'm tough.
I grew up.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
She's from sp bragging about yourself. She is from the
Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
I we're practically twins.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
One of her classmates was Sasquatch when she.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Was in school.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Will you answer the phone please?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
All right, let's get to this game. Calm down.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
This game inspired by Cincinnati Tommy Loyal Minion and not
only the listener to the original recipe, but also the
fifth Hour. So the way this works, each contestant will
get five questions, gotta get five right to win categories
for ten fifty thousand, seventy five thousand, and one hundred thousand,
(23:40):
and you can go to your lifeline, which is a
phone a friend lifeline.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
That's another caller on.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I also get to phone a friend.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well, yes, but we have someone on the hold here
that you will have to go to one of the
other people on hold.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
The categories this week.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
The categories this week are let's see we have sport,
multiple choice, pop culture, pop culture, and why don't we
do some math?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Questions? Any that last name answer the question?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
How do you answer the questions? The Jeffardy Styler.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You ask each one of us questions, Well, you'll each
be answered asked the same question. Thanks for listening last week.
Do we want to do science?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
I do like science? The cumulo nimbus clouds are all right.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We'll do science.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
We'll do all right. Let's put to the game here.
It's are you smarter than the FSR Techneen and Coop
will be keeping score here. Question and number one blind Scott,
you are the challenger here. Do you want a sporty?
Multiple choice? Pop culture? History, science or math?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Culture? Pop? Pop culture?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, pop culture, here we go and first question,
first question, here we go. All right, what twenty twenty
documentary about a flamboyant zoo operator when viral during the.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
The Tiger Guy. Uh, tiger guy from Pennsylvania. Tiger Man.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, tiger Man, Lorena, what say.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You, Lorena?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Tiger King?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Ben all right and uh very nice? Uh, Coop, I.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Should get a cut on blind. I didn't see the
damn thing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You know, Lorena gets questioned, what was the Tiger King?
Was the vibe?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Okay, that's the next one. Do sports, all.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Right, we'll do sporty multiple choice and this is plausibly
a sports radio show. We're playing Are you smarter than
the FSR tech Queen Lorena? And uh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Very exciting, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
All right?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Which NBA team started as the Buffalo Braves before switching
to their new nickname when they went to San Diego.
Is it a the Rockets, b the as Tech or
see the Clippers?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Can I answer?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Go ahead, Sky, Yes, I'm going.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
To go first.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well he wanted to go.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
I think it's the Clippers. You love the Clippers culture.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Now since I win, since we're tired, all right, let's
move on.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
All right, Lorena, you're two for two, you got you
got that right, So.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Scott, you're all for to no.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
College team, dummy, Diego no, the clip that Buffalo Brazer
came to San Diego Clippers and well you're too and
you're up to nothing. So you're doing very well. Let's
go to you want a math? All right, let's go
to math.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
They buzz in right with their name?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Is that an get to pick? We both get to answer.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, we're making it up as we go. Just go
with it, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
My god? All right, now this should be easy. Are
you smarter than the f start sek when she's killing you?
By the way, blind Scott, you're all for two? Uh?
How many sides are on an octagons?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Five?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Eight?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Are you kidding me? He's kidding?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
How many Scott?
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
He said five? Though?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Well I was trying to count one two, I'm trying
to count physically. Now, whoa four, five, six?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think you're going six? All right, La, it's eight? Ben?
That is correct?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You like, dude? Do you talk for buying people? These questions?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
These are easy ques, the questions for idiots. What are
you talking about? Moron questions? I'm becoming dumber asking these questions.
I literally feel stupider. I feel like the dumbest guy
in radio asking these questions.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
I talked to myself all day long. I don't watch.
If you do a pop culture one.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I already did it. You got it wrong. I did
a pop culture one.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Do history? Do history? Do history?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
No, we are I'm going to do a science one.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Dude, you were what you need? The gunner man. The
guy was on his lunch break.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
He was terrible. I couldn't understand what he was saying.
The guy, the call shock, the call shock. He's melting down.
He's melting down. We have to get all right, wait,
all right, let's go to uh we're playing are you
smarter than the F S R.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Tech Queen? And let's do a science question.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I love science. Not sure about that school. What's that I.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Cheated at school? They paid for it for being blind
and I get cheat it off the people?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
All right, what kind of habitat do frogs primary primarily
live in the habitat of.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
I know, I know it's in a swamp.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, Lorena, I'm.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Gonna go with farm help, farm help, farm help, you
the farm help, the whole life.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I want to say, they live in ponds, ben pun
all right, everybody.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
At this network, it's from a farm.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
And is it a swamp? Or is it a pond?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're well, you're both wrong. Wet lands was what you
were looking for? Well, you didn't say wet lands.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
You were going to say, but.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Is technically a wetland?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
I do?
Speaker 6 (29:18):
You kind of want to give that to Scott.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
But the term is wet land. That's the term, that's the.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Actual also in a wetland.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But all right, let's see one more question. Are you
smarter than the f SR two? I think it's over already, right, Cooper.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Technically, yeah, no, we have a definitive answer. Scott is
not smarter than ant queen or fifth grader for that matter.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh no, these are like first grade questions.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I didn't even get I didn't even get past first grade, dude.
He's like, you're no more than a first grader, dude,
what's up with that? Man?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
I got two hundred audiobooks. Can you ask one more questions?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Then you should listen to them about Octor Gun. Fucked
to god, you're playing the blind card from the bottom
of the deck, dude. Come on, I have that.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
No tiger man. Come on, dude, Lorena has the answers
over there. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
She does not have the answer. And even Coop doesn't
have the end. I'm the only one that has the ads.
I wrote all these stupid questions.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
I was going on body grap all day.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'm glad you finished that sentence.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
All right, thank you? All right? I want I won.
Congratulations smarter than myself, your first, your first victory, Lreno.
That's right now. Next week? Do we have a grudge
match next week? With hold? I was like, do we
want to set that up coop for next week? Let
me see here, hold On, let a celebrate.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Do I get a golden ticket?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
All?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I say, no, you don't worked here. You can't get
a golden What are you talking about? You know what
you get? I'm gonna give you the dead cockroach in
all how about that?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
You?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
I don't want him. Thank you for bringing my shoes.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Though.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
There is a spot in the building where cockroaches go
to die. It's wild. You know, you hear those stories
about like animals jumping off a cliff and killing themselves.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Cockroaches in this building.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
There is one spot near the old studio which is
now the Cowherd studio, and they all there's this metal
plate in front of the door, and they go there
and die. It's like the fourth or fifth dead cockroach
I've seen in the same spot.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Do you think there's something magical about that? Like that's
the holy land for the cocker roach.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
And that's their sacrificial spot. Could be so they throw
them down from the ceiling land on your back?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
N Well, all right, hey, listen, now this leprechaun guy,
let's see. Hold on sake, Mike, the lepreca you did
call up to play? Are you smarter? But you're a teacher?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Aren't you like a real teacher? You claim to be
a teacher.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Yes, yes, indeed, I am a leprechaun with a lexicon,
and I'm a math teacher. Octagon means age, No, I know,
I know that. So you know why October is the
tenth months? You know, because Julius, Uly and Caesar put
themselves in the middle of the calendar, so Octagon should
(32:04):
be the eight month. I haven't anyway, what do you
call twelve millionaires watching the NBA Finals on TV?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
The Lakers?
Speaker 7 (32:15):
The Lakers, I got it right, I win and Lebron.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
By the way, that was great in the eighties, but
it's forty years later.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Ron's going injury. He flopped when Tatum faked him out
doing a drive to the basket. That's how he got injured.
So Lebron had two injuries. He got humiliated him and
then he got an injury. Anyway, the golden coins are
on the way.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh well, thank you. I can't wait. These are Lucky
leprechaun sending us lucky golden coins called pat.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
To Stay Lucky chocolate coins.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh, I can eat them, all right. You didn't poison them,
did you. I'm not going to die if I eat
these things.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
They were in a bag Belgium chocolates.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, Belgium chocous man.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Right anyway, I can't wait to think her on next week.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right, well next week, but I'll have to ask
tougher questions because you're like a real teacher, you know.
I'll ask tougher questions. All right, thank you, mister leprek On,
go away, hang up on yourself. Hey, if you feel
like owning a home is out of reach, Rocket is
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Is it rocket dot com? Or call eight hundred and
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The fund does not end. Oh my, oh my, oh my,
because straight ahead we are going to have the malor
(33:43):
militia feud. If you would like to play the feud,
come on down. In fact, I see a matchup. I
see is it two and is a four coop complaining
about line two? The guy online four complaining about line two?
How about we have a matchup? You want?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
You think we should do that? I mean he just
played the game line two.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You think you it could be a good matchup though
they hate each other, those guys. Yeah, you're thinking about it.
You're debating it in your head right now.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
We've had a lot of line too. Yeah, line two's
been on a lot. Fair point.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
All right, Well I need some people want to play
Malar militia feud. If you would like to play, call
right now eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Lorena
the Big Winner. If are you smarter than the FSR
Tech Queen, The answer is no, Blind Scott, not smarter
than Lorena. We will have Mallard Militia feud.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
We'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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(35:32):
It's the only thing. It's time for another Mallard game show.
You're so gone.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losing.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Curs. I believe the answer is to Clippers. That is
the top answer forty points. It's malord, militia cut, It's
a good game, bad imaging, good game, bad imaging, and uh,
let's do it right now. Let's welcome in our contestants playing.
We have Mark on the North end of Boston. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Welcome?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Going on?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Man, I just want to pull off people from the
North End who have a blame.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Okay, all right, you are upset with what just happened there,
completely understandable. All right, hold on a second, Mark, and
you will be going against Aenie Meanium Moneymoe. Let's say
he allot to Zach in Loveig, Texas. Hello Zach, top
of the morning, Good morning, thirdod boy in good morning here.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What's that doll?
Speaker 5 (36:30):
What's thin for y'allf.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Haanging?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
We're just chilling out, you know, just yapping. All right,
you're gonna play the game. We have Zach and we
have Mark. And uh let's see here one, two or three?
What do you think here? One? Two or three? Any media,
let's see which one do you want? Three?
Speaker 7 (36:51):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Two?
Speaker 6 (36:51):
I'm thinking too?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
All right, gentlemen. One hundred people surveyed and the top
five answers on the board. Top five answers of the board.
Name a fruit people often eat for breakfast. If you
want to go first, say your name name of Mark. Strawberries, strawberries. Yeah,
I guess we'll include that in the berry category. Yes,
(37:16):
that's correct, that is on there. That was the number
four answer, and you go again, Mark, until you get
one wrong. Name a fruit people often eat for breakfast? Melon? Melon?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Is that not on there?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
We go over to Zach, I don't eat breakfast by
occasionally they like meat, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Go ahead, oe orange, Yes, absolutely, that was the number
three answer, orange juice, some kind of orange, and you
get to go again, Zach. Name a fruit people often
eat for breakfast? Top five answers originally on the board.
There are three answers left. Let me have blueberry, blueberry.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Already.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Guess yeah, they all encompassing the berry, strawberry, blueberry all
part of the saint berry family.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And we go back to Mark.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Here as we're playing, are a very riveting maller militia
feud here is talk? All right?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Go ahead, correct, that is on there. The good job
that was.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I didn't know if they were gonna get that number
five answer.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
All right, so good.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
We've got three answers, the top two answers, though we're
still on the board, the top.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Two answers, and you go again, Mark Apples there you go.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
That was the number two answer apples and there's one
answer left on the Malla Militia feud board. Name of
fruit people often eat for breakfast. This is the most
popular answer. And neither one of you your broni's have
gotten it.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Right.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You go ahead there, Mark, I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
No. All right, you have a chance. Zack here you're alive.
Number one answer still on the board. Name of fruit
people off and eat for breakfast. I don't know, yes,
that was that does not know it's not on there.
Oh my wild I know. How is it possible that normally,
like the number one answer, they get right away like
(39:12):
this is fascinating.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Until they do not eat this long fruit Loreena got it?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I got, of course you got. I wonder who you're going.
I wonder who?
Speaker 7 (39:22):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Job ring could job ruining the game?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Arena?
Speaker 4 (39:25):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
He said it?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
He said it? All right? There you go, you win
the game. Whoop the damn? You run the game right now.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
There's a lot of long fruits been.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Uh no, there's one in particular. When you think of
long fruit, there's one that stands out. What are some
other long fruits. Yeah, go ahead, Loreina. No, no hold on,
I think.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I don't think a cucumbers of fruit.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I don't know, right, No, the only long fruit. There's
only one. You run the game gotta be more.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Job by you, Lorraine?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
How dare you? My good? I can't believe that. And
that's