March 14, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Seattle's DeMarcus Lawrence taking a cheap shot at his old team, the Cowboys, and Micah Parsons rushing to their defense, the Seahawks GM's rationale for trading D.K. Metcalf, reports of Myles Garrett being 'frequently late' and 'breaking rules with the Browns', and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Which is upon us. And here's the deal. Here an
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But here in hour one, we start out with a brew.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Haha.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Did Seahawks defensive star? I guess he's a new player.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
DeMarcus Lawrence crossed the line with a cheap shot he
took at the Cowboys. Also got into it with Micah
Parsons Seahawks, GM Schneider's rationale for trading DK metcalf is blank,
we'll fill in the blank. And Miles Garrett was frequently
late and breaking the rules with the Cleveland Browns. Who
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leaked that story? Who do you think leaked that particular story.
We'll talk about that as well. It's all coming your
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So our lead this hour is from a pretty good stor.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I like this one.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know, sometimes I come in here and pretend to
like things, but this one I genuinely enjoy. It's my
favorite story of the day, and we're going to start
out together talking about it now. It is out of Dallas,
but really not Dallas. It's out of the Pacific Northwest.
So there is a pyrotechnic show that was started by
a former cowboy, and it was wonderful and I am
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enjoying it. I got a big bucket of popcorn, and
I'm just going to enjoy the hell out of this
because I know it's one of these one day stories,
but it's a great one day story.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So if you didn't see it or hear about it, the.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Seattle Seahawks decided they wanted to add a washed up
defensive players. So they said, who can we pay a
lot of money to? Who's really not that good anymore?
I got one, how about DeMarcus Lawrence? So Seattle's like, hey,
why not, we're gonna blow we might as well sign
an older defensive player. So they signed defensive end DeMarcus Lawrence,
who had been a long time Dallas cowbo, had been
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there for seemed like forever, and they gave him a
massive considering his age and production in big games, massive contract. Well,
DeMarcus Lawrence has already paid dividends as he has decided
to give a hum dinger of a comment about his
former team, and he was interviewed by something called the
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Hawk Blogger. I have no idea what that is, but
apparently they cover this.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Sawks go figure.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So the Hawk blogger, not booger blogger, the Hawk blogger.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm sure they're great. They're wonderful, good people.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So they had an interview with the Marcus Lawrence and
they asked about the difference between Seattle and Dallas, and
rather than me tell you what, DeMarcus Lawrence said, let's
go to the audio tape.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Tell you listen. You know, Dallas is my home home.
I made my home there. You know, my family lives there.
You know I'm forever gonna be there.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
But you know, I know for sure I'm not gonna
win a Super Bowl there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So yeah, we're here, DeMarcus Lawrence, Welcome to the Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Thanks, there you go. All right, Dallas is my home.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I made my home there, but I know for sure
I'm not gonna win a super Bowl there, So yeah
we here.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That's good, solid.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well it got even better because is Micah Parsons, who
is the Kevin Durant of the NFS. Guy's all about
the social media, he's all about that action boss, So
he can't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Just leave that alone.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That would have been a relatively benign comment. If it
hadn't been cranked up by Micah Parsons. So the cowboy
defensive star trying to be the Knight in Shining Armor
to save the good name of the Dallas Cowboys. He
of course had to respond this clip from DeMarcus Lawrence
that made its way around, and sure enough Parsons responded.
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He said, this what rejection and envy look like? I'm
just reading it verbatim. It's the King's English. This what
rejection an envy look like?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
This?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Some clown I gotta do a radio entit here poop,
And then he used the clown emoji.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Close quote.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All right, so let us yes, I'm not quoting the
clown emoji. So let us discuss the Ben Maller Show
has reached a new low question for the esteem Pam
which you are part of. Did DeMarcus Lawrence cross the
line with his cheap shot at the Cowboys? Did he
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cross the line? So I've got my thoughts on this.
I've got Alice Cooper, boilerplate and mud room, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a big, big giant pile of the
Baba Gooche.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
We're gonna make the babaosh all right, so.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
A I'm not gonna say that things were calm and
boring and dull, but this story was music to my ears.
It was a poetry in motion. DeMarcus Lawrence taking the
gloves off, and it was like the the Alice Cooper tune.
No more, mister nice guy. Now he's not in Dallas anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So he just unloaded. And the thing that.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Made this the perfect story for the day in the
NFL is Michaeh. Parsons attempted again to step up, and
I'm gonna protect my guy Jerry Jones, because Jerry Jones
is about to pay Michah Parsons a lot of money.
And so Michah Parsons attempted to defend the honor of
Jerry Jones and the Death Star and he ended up
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getting a live hand grenade in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Cu boom.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So, as a radio legend, the late great Paul Harvey
back in his day, would say, now for the rest
of the story, So we told you what Parsons initially said, right,
Michael Parsons responded, he said, this what rejection, and NV
looked like this some clown radio edit poop.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Then the clown emoji.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So after Parsons used the clown line, well that is
when DeMarcus Lawrence said, Hey, I'm empowered now. He responded
to Parsons by saying, quote, calling me a clown won't
change the fact that I told the truth. Maybe if
you spent less time tweeting and more time winning, I
wouldn't have left. Than he used the devil emoji. So
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this this was a highly flammable situation. And I assume
that Michael Parsons, even though they shared a locker room,
he did not realize the rage. The rage in his
former teammate because highly flammable, and DeMarcus Lawrence was pouring
gas on the fire. And that final line by DeMarcus
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Lawrence when he said maybe if you spent less time
tweeting and more time winning, I wouldn't have left, that
is what's known kids as the atomic elbow to Micah
Parson's good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Body bag, Buddy bag, buddy bag. The only bummer.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
The only bummer is that unforre DeMarcus Lawrence is not
going to win anything in Seattle. He just went there
to get paid. And you don't go to a team
that has Sam Darnold to win. You don't all right now?
Page two, staying though in the Pacific Northwest. There's a
theme to this.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So the Seahawks GM John Schneider.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's the guy that chased away Pete Carroll went to
power play a couple years ago, and then they kept
rolling out the rotting carcass of Gino Smith.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So John Schneider spoke with the.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Media about the DK Metcalf trade to the Steelers, and
he said that listen, this guy wanted to leave, and
he said the team's goal was that players who want
to be in the building. He said, we want guys
who want to be here. We want guys who believe
in what we're doing. You're going to have to ask him,
meaning Dk, for specifics.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
For one reason or another, he just wanted to move
on and get a fresh start.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
So the question on this one, the Seahawks GM will
do a fill in the blank. So Seahawks GM John
Schneider's rationale for trading Dk Metcalf is blank. So my
word is boilerplate. My word is boiler plate. I've been
doing this for a few minutes over the years, and
this is the stock answer. My favorite version of this
is the Mike Tomlin version where he says we want volunteers,
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not hostages, and that's my favorite. But this is a
version of that. In dk Metcalf, he wanted out for
two reasons. The most important reason is the money. It's
always about the money. The second part of this is
he was marginalized. They had a revolving door of offensive coordinators.
They had a suck bag quarterback Gino Smith, who, by
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the way, they just got rid of with another suck
bag quarterback in Sam Darnold, and they could never figure
out a way to get dk Metcalf to maximize his villion.
Now is that a dk Metcalf problem or is that
a coaching problem quarterback problem? We're gonna find out, or
maybe we won't because Pittsburgh doesn't have a quarterback right
now either. All right, Now, last word, we pivot our
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way from the Pacific northwest. We go to Cleveland, the
Mistake by the Lake, and we have learned a scathing story,
scathing story about Brown's defensive star Miles Garrett. And according
to a story behind a paywall on the Old Gray Lady,
the athletic Miles Garrett has been frequently late to the
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Browns facility and regularly guilty of breaking the rules by
skipping mandatory team activities. He's done this on multiple occasions.
It's allegedly well known within the Browns Organizationean that now
the highest paid defensive player non quarterback in NFL history,
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Miles Garrett has been a bad teammate.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So that is the story.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Miles Garrett frequently late breaking the rules with the Browns.
Who do you think leaked that story? Who do you
think leaked that story? Let's assume it's true. Who do
you think leaked? So we play the game? Was it
a Door? Number one is Miles Garrett, Door number two
is the Cleveland Browns themselves, and door number three is
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the mystery team. So I am gonna go with door.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm going with the mystery team now, yeah, number three,
So I'm definitely not going with Miles Garrett because why
would you do this?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Miles Garrett already looks bad enough. You're not gonna leak that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You're if you're an agent or somebody around Miles Garrett, Yeah,
my client is late and doesn't follow team rules.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You're never gonna say that. Why would you?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
That makes him look like a bigger schmuck than he
already looks. When he was saying, I want to win,
I need to win. I gotta leave Cleveland, I want
to win, and then they pay him and he shut up.
But all of a sudden, he's very happy being a loser. Uh,
you can't look much worse in sports.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Than that he does. But this, it's not from his gamy.
He looks a titled like pampered all that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
My spidy like senses say, it's more likely than not
from a team that was considering acquiring Miles Garrett.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
A team that may or may not be in the
Delaware Valley.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Shout out Howie Roseman, A team that thought they could
get the player, and then we're turned down. So their
fan base may or may not be upset. And now
they're going to the mud room and they're doing some
old fashioned mud slinging, little character assassination. It's also not impossible,
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it's hard, it's not impossible that it would be the Browns.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Is the Browns are dysfunction junction, what's your function?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
The Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
And you'd say, well, there's no way they'd lead the
story because they just paid the guy all this money
it makes their head coach, Kevin Stefanski, look like a
terrible coach that coddles his star players and has different
sets of rules. And you're not supposed to be doing that.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
But the only thing that you say, well, there's a
slight sliver of.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
A chance that the Browns let that story out about
Miles Garrett is to try to light a fire under
him to be more punctual, to embarrass him. Miles Garrett
at hey, you were tardy all the time, and you
get all these late slips. You got to go to
the detention. So we're gonna try to publicly shame you,
so maybe it'll show up. So those are my theories.
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If you can't sleep all the others, try to sound
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More than the clock in the UK. He's the young
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I don't care what you said.
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He's ten. What about Bill Miller? Now the Ben Mellons
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Next hour just another fellow have Mallard of the Third Degree,
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now back to Benny Blabermouth stand.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Just beginning fully A Blabermouth.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Late night drug tester Wrights and says, I will have
to say the DeMarcus Lawrence Cowboys Super Bowl prediction is
better than any pick made by Poppy.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I think Poppy's he's happy winning back to back Terrible
Callers of the Year because it doesn't appear that he's
going for a three pet.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
He has not called as much recently.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I guess those back to back championships have him satisfied.
He might have that championship hangover Poppy. Not that I'm
complaining he hasn't called. I did get several emails that
the race right now for worst caller of the Year.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's very early. We're only here in March.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But the race is really one person, and it's a
leprechaun from the Boston area that's way out in front
as the worst caller on this show, and which is shocking.
Dude like Gunner. You know, you think Gunner there in Minnesota,
he'd be near the top. But it's like this leprechaun guy. Now,
Daniel writes in he says quick reminder that the total lunar.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Eclipse will be visible.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
He says, here in about five minutes or so at
the bottom of the hours is two thirty Eastern time,
eleven thirty Pacific. So if you want to check out
a total lunar eclipse of the mind, just if there's
no clouds, you'll be able to see it. I know
you're excited about that. Yeah, who else do you have?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I can't read that, Ryan says to Marcus Lawrence coming
off the top rope.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, he definitely did come off the top rope. There
you go.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Jason in Rocky Mount, Virginia writes, and we have not
heard from Jason in some time.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I wondered what happened to Jason? Where did he go?
Where's he been? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Jason says, bud. He's been a long time. I never
miss a podcast. I heard Andre in the Commonwealth on
the Odd Couple yesterday. He didn't say anything about you.
I just thought it was funny how they blew him
off on his NFL take.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Maybe you should reconsider the airtime you give him. Yeah,
is that true? Do we give Andre too much airtime?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Are we supposed to be like rob and just get
him on and off and that's it and two words
and move on. I like it, slim Slim Tim writes,
and now it is true that that Lorena is a
fan of Andrea's.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Work as a caller.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Huge fan, man, Yeah, yeah, big fan. I'm I'm more
of a fan of Willis the Dog. I like Willis.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Uh, Slim Tim a proud cheese said, says, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, the king of overnight radios here, yippie.
All right, well that's thank you. He must be talking
about Bill Miller. If you would like to be part,
you can chime in. Send us a message. There you
go at Ben mallor that's at Ben mallor Berg Dog
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rights and says Gunner is in the running for best
caller of the Year, not worse. He brought the heat yesterday? Really,
Oh does anyone think that's true that he brought the heat?
Is there any is there any any heat?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No? I don't. Nobody's raising their head.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
I do think that was one of his best phone calls.
But that's we're not saying much.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, there's not a lot there. There's not not a
lot to to go on. All right's go to the phones.
Who do we have any meanie miney mode?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
So let's go to John, who is sleepless in Seattle.
John is up first year on the Ben Batters Show
on Fox. Hello, John, Welcome, Hey.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Thank you Big Ben and the crew. So glad you
guys are happy, just like the tiny bubbles in my beer.
I wanted to talk about Lebron James and the PD things,
but during the commercial I heard all this stuff and
I was like, oh my god, what where should I
go to?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
John, you gotta stay focused, John, Those are teaser promos.
When you're on hold, you hear teaser promos for the
other blowhards that work here at the company.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
But you gotta stay focused. You've gotta be locked in.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
You had an agenda, John, Maybe it's a Bruski agenda.
But you had an agenda when you called up, and
so you gonna go with the agenda.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Okay, I'll go back to the tiny bubbles in my
beer and I will say this, Lebron James, it doesn't
matter if he's on PDS. There are so many legal
PDS trts that anyone can do. Who cares anymore? If
anyone cares anymore about PDEs, you are lost in the nineties,
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Like you're you're gone. Everyone can go to the Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
All right, let me well, let me I understand that
that's true. So why why does the NBA have anti
doping rules? Then shouldn't you be calling the NBA and complaining,
I mean they have, they have.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
If he hasn't came upot, why talk about him?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well, because the story was it was ten.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Days ago or whatever Lebron was there was.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
A speculation that his trainer was involved in the Biogenesis
scandal that rocked baseball years ago. And generally, as a
rule of thumb, if your trainer is dabbling in peds, UH.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You can connect the dots on that. Normally. It certainly
raises suspicions.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
In the idea that the NBA covered it up. UH
and you knows you you don't.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Care, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You you want to send Lebron some steroids so he
has like the freshest stuff or whatever.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Okay, yes, yes, back, I mean we can all assume
that everyone.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Was, well, well, here's here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Like, Lebron's doing things that have never been done at
a player at this age.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So if he's if he's.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Doing it legitimately, that's great, that's wonderful. But the suspicion
is that it's not kosher that there's some funny business
going on.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Which cheapens for most people. Not you. I know you
like it and you're all about the steroids, and good for.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You, raw raw royds. You want every guy to take
the needle and the tuck us. I got you. But
for other people it's like, well this this cheap is it?
Because you know, if all the players are doing weren't
they supposed to start the steroid Olympics.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Whatever happened with that?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Remember the story like a year ago they were gonna
start the Olympics where all the athletes are on steroids
to see see what they could do. That would be wild.
I'd pay to see that that's crazy. There was a
guy that got some publicity. I don't know what happened
to that. I don't know if they're still going to
do it or not. But they were like, yeah, we
want everyone to do Royd's and all the drugs, and
we'll see what they can do and what records they
can say and all that. So what what you don't
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I got you. You don't care, You're fine, It's all good.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
I can't But what about the guys in the eighties
and nineties and all the cocaine stuff, Like we just
kind of brush over that. So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
So if you're snorting cocaine at age forty, are you
better at basketball?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
What about are you? I don't know, Maybe maybe you are.
I've never had I mean, I don't know. It could be.
I have no idea, don't you Maybe.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
For that night, might Rob is a strawberry? And all
these guys, I mean, like what were they doing back then?
I mean all the stories that we hear about, all
the stuff coming out about them, Like no one's like, oh,
we got to erase everything that they've done.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean, well, baseball has eliminated certain people like Bonds,
isn't ever gonna get in the Hall of Fame and
Roger Clemens, these guys are banished.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Yeah, no one talks about Darryl Strawberry and all the
crazy crap that he did. Well, no one really talks.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
About because Daryl Strawberry hasn't played in twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
So that's probably why about.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
All right, all right, I gotta I gotta have a beer,
chill out, John, just relax. John's given me. I get
like JJ and Renting vibes. I know it's not JJ
and written, but I'm getting those JJ and Renten vibes.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, I got a little bit of that going on,
just a just a teeny bit. Anyway, it is the
Ben Mallor Show. As we are just getting the old
engine started here and oh what an engine it is.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
And let's go to the phones.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
We'll say hello to who do we have any Meenie, mineymoe. Oh,
just talking about this guy Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre,
how are you?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It's just good good to be on. You know, I
listen in and you know, we have some different reviews
from what the people are saying.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Well, if people are saying that that Rob Parker cut
you off after a few seconds and did not appreciate
your take.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You did not promote the Ben Malor Show with Rob Parker.
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Not correct? Okay. I'm always proud to be a member
of the Mallorys, and I make it known specifically. You know,
sometimes I have to disagree with Rob. You know, Rob
is really fired up right now talking about the quarterbacks.
You need to get all the money, you know, and
they got to take every single last tenny because it's
good for the brand, and you know, standing firm and
making a connection between the NFL Union and the Baseball Union.
I had to push back a little bit, Ben, you
(26:44):
know what I mean, I do it respectfully. At the
end time dealing with Rob Parker, and I have to
mention this is a good guy coming from New York.
You know New York journalists, you know Northeast. But he
stands at six' four and, You Ben, mallard you know
WHAT i, mean you tower over, him you, know, right
you know you're that's right much you, Guys you know
WHAT i, Mean you're large in the world of sports
journalism and sports. Media, also you, know large human, beings
(27:07):
you know WHAT i? Mean shut OUT i gotta make a.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Reference but by the, way, oh hold, ON i, DID i,
DID i.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Ran you're probably sleeping the other, day ondre. It BUT
i did a rant about The Josh allen, story Which
i'm Assuming rob's all worked up into a ladder.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
About. Uh here's the deal, Though.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Like Josh allen is getting fifty million dollars a, year
and it's like he wants to get every he wants
everyone to kiss his ass because he took fifty million
dollars a year and he didn't get an extra five
million a year or.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Whatever like what are we We we're gonna give him
The courage And Sports award or something like. THAT i,
mean come, on it's. Ridiculous it's so.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Stupid no, war, no no no participation in trophy because
you want to take a little you know WHAT i.
Mean nobody's singing your. Praises, okay you made the.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
DEAL i want you to. Know, man DURING, COVID i
took a pay. Cut how about that?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Payack and, okay so what do we need to do?
Now we need to have you, know the the applause
and a you know chorus of just you, know Piling
and he, didn't.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
WELL i.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
DIDN'T i didn't really have.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
IT i didn't have a. Choice they forced everyone to
take a fake. Up everyone a.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Chance, okay but What Josh allen needs to do at
the end of the, day you need to Use Sir
Patrick mahomes And Lamar. Jackson get himself a. Championship bring,
that bring that To. Lombardi. Okay willis is standing up right,
now a little bit. Tired now, Tired?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Willis, Yo come, On, willis give a, Treat come, on
give me a.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Treat we gotta treat.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Here we got a, treat you know WHAT i. Mean
BUT i don't know if he's gonna be barking because he's.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Slumber you're listening to our live. Coverage this is The
Ben Malor. Show there's a there's a cosmic event going
on right now And andre is with his Dog. Willis
willis is about to be given a, treat and you're
gonna listen To we've got to jump all. Right you,
know we want to learn all the affiliates down the
line that the Dog willis will be getting A.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Snackeroo here we. Go let's go right, now let's turn
the mic. On here we. Go Here's Andre, okay he's.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Up then you got he's. Snorting he's, not he's. Yawning
put the phone.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Right in his. Mouth put the phone in the dog's.
MOUTH i want to hear the.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
DOGS i, HEARD i, HEARD.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I, HEARD i heard a.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Dog Willi is. Snorted send that, Out cooper on social.
Media Will is, Snorted send that out on social.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Media right.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Now i'm a little, bit you, know BECAUSE i should
have gotten him up. BEFORE i, mean you never know
where you're gonna be, on BUT i should have gotten himup.
Before that's what's gonna. Happen so we can be in
a rare form of the national. Bark that's you're running
at the bark. Here but back to what we're saying
in terms of, football.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
That's WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Mean willis might not be barking in the night because
he's a little, type but, gosh dog winning Super. Bowl
that's the bottom line of. This don't tell me about
how much money you gave Back pack himself on the.
Backs you gotta go out, there you gotta win a Super.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Bowl.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay any, conclusion people want to, KNOW i never disrespected mallem.
Militia no matter WHERE i, am odd couple over, here over,
there there's always respect for the mall of. Militias let's
get that story, Right, Ben what you do you know
for the late night. Audience you, know it just. Transcends
you're bringing people together from all. Corners so thank you
bench until the next time for myself from.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Willis all the.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Best, yeah well thank. You there we. Go hear the dog.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Snort that's the highlight of the show so, far the dogs. Snorting,
wonderful absolutely freaking. Great the dog, snorted and you heard,
It willis the dog live dog. Snort, well the tabloid,
tiger the tabloid tiger is out. There Tiger, woods who's
down for the, count might never golf. Again and people
(30:32):
Demanding Tiger woods, apologize, well not, apologize. Retire maybe they'll
be demanding he apologizes now Because Tiger woods popping up
in the, tabloids The Daily, Mail The Daily mail reporting
That tiger was all About Tiger wood's love, life because
you're very concerned About tiger woods love life became a
(30:52):
big deal back in the, day and so according to the,
Tabloid Tiger woods has been Dating Vanessa. Trump yeah you,
know you don't know That's Donald Trump junior's ex.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Wife Fire, NOW i don't want to go all days
of our lives and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
This BUT i do have a. Question Isn't tiger like
buddies With President? Trump like aren't they pals and?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
LIKE i think they, are, right they hang out to
get you, know the point that make.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Her a homie Hopper, Ben, well.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
YEAH i Mean i'm trying to figure the dynamic out
because if your buddies With Trump President, trump and then
you're canoodling with his son's, ex, like does anyone?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Care or does no one? Care is? It is it
one of those things like nobody? Cares it's like. WHATEVER
i don't. KNOW i seriously do not.
Speaker 9 (31:49):
Know, yeah maybe they have.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That i'm done with.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Her you can have her.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
MENTALITY i don't.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Know if you use that exact, verbiage but, yeah it's.
Interesting they've been going out together Since thanksgiving and. Clandestine
they hang out At Tiger's Jupiter island, abode Beautiful Jupiter island,
there all, right there you?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Go all? RIGHT i have NO i don't, know but good.
Luck tabloid fodder always, fun always. Fun that tabloid.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Fighter tied out for the Who AM? I? Game this
is WHERE i pretend to be somebody, Else let's call
it the who AM? I? Game you can answer the
who AM? I?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Game on THE X.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Machine you can send a message in on THE x
machine and At Ben mallin and here it is for
the last five. Seasons last five, seasons a quarterback that
has played with, Me i'm a wide. RECEIVER a quarterback
that has played with me has won AN, mvp Either
Super BOWL mvp a regular SEASON. Mvp, again for the
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last five football, seasons a quarterback who played with me
And i'm a wide receiver ONE, mvp meaning Either Super
BOWL mvp honors or Regular SEASON mvp.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Honors who AM?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I that is the question you'll find, Out we'll get to,
it and we will do it.
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Speaker 3 (34:25):
Time now for the who AM? I?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Game for the past five, seasons a quarterback that has
played with Me i'm a wide receiver has WON, mvp
Either Super BOWL mvp and or the regular SEASON.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Mvp but who AM? I that is the? Question who AM? I?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
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not the. Dog other people saying that was not the
dog that was. Snorting Nick nick The Wendy's guy, Says,
Aaron i'm washed. Up Roger, pooh the great wide Receiver Aaron.
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Milkman mike And colorado, Says Danny verman is the. Answer
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is twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
TODAY i want to Thank Simone.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Biles remember they did That netflix documentary AND i took
shots At Simone biles and they put that in the.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Documentary oh, no they did, Not they. Did, yeah they
PUT i was in There netflix documentary.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Record.
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MEAN i wasn't.
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MEAN i was acting, bully, bully.
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Bully it was not a.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
BULLY i get, analysis and it made for a better.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Documentary it was really funny, though Because LORRAINE i was
getting these middle aged women sending me the most vile.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Comments you it was so. FUNNY i thought it was so.
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GREAT i, mean they're defending their girl by going about
as low as you can. Go they let's, say these
never underestimate the rage of a middle aged. Woman they
just went for. It it was wild, Anyway mister nice
guy Says Josh booty is the. Answer not anywhere close
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To General, booty who played college.
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documentary thing ON hbo about The. Celtics have been TOLD
i need to watch, it SO i.
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MIGHT i don't.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
KNOW i think the people that have been emailing me
Are celtic. FANS i have not seen.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
It my best friend is A celtics, fan and he
did not enjoy it. REALLY i, MEAN i mean he
said it was just kind of like a history lesson
on The celtics or, something because it's It's Bill simmons
that produces.
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It oh, yeah he's got that. Podcast it makes. Millions,
yeah and you know he's A celtic, Fan Bill.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
Simmons so it's just kind of like this love, letter
but it's like just glosses over that whole time that
they were.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Trash like, okay all, RIGHT i don't. Know that's that's
what he said to.
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ME i.
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i've not.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
SEEN i have not seen any of it, either BUT
i have been TOLD i need to watch, it AND i,
don't you, KNOW i don't know IF i need to watch.
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covid we we did a whole shows on The Chicago
bulls Documentary The Last.
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Dance, yes we did Full mallard.
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That we were breaking.
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did a Full mallord.
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with three, Names Marquez Valdez.
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Scantlet so he.
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Football League Most Valuable.
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Player.
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Seattle and there's a little.
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TINGLE i know That nostradinas AND jj And rent and
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excited aren't. THEY i don't calm, down, Boys try to stay.
Conboys it's, okay
We go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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original Recipe podcast. Hope you're having a fine cosmic day
here on this fourteenth day of March, the last Friday
before Saint Patti's Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Which is upon us. And here's the deal. Here an
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
But here in hour one, we start out with a brew.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Haha.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Did Seahawks defensive star? I guess he's a new player.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
DeMarcus Lawrence crossed the line with a cheap shot he
took at the Cowboys. Also got into it with Micah
Parsons Seahawks, GM Schneider's rationale for trading DK metcalf is blank,
we'll fill in the blank. And Miles Garrett was frequently
late and breaking the rules with the Cleveland Browns. Who
(01:14):
leaked that story? Who do you think leaked that particular story.
We'll talk about that as well. It's all coming your
way right now in a jam pack, extra spicy, our
number one.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
From the top rope. Well, come in, not be.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
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So our lead this hour is from a pretty good stor.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I like this one.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know, sometimes I come in here and pretend to
like things, but this one I genuinely enjoy. It's my
favorite story of the day, and we're going to start
out together talking about it now. It is out of Dallas,
but really not Dallas. It's out of the Pacific Northwest.
So there is a pyrotechnic show that was started by
a former cowboy, and it was wonderful and I am
(03:00):
enjoying it. I got a big bucket of popcorn, and
I'm just going to enjoy the hell out of this
because I know it's one of these one day stories,
but it's a great one day story.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So if you didn't see it or hear about it, the.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Seattle Seahawks decided they wanted to add a washed up
defensive players. So they said, who can we pay a
lot of money to? Who's really not that good anymore?
I got one, how about DeMarcus Lawrence? So Seattle's like, hey,
why not, we're gonna blow we might as well sign
an older defensive player. So they signed defensive end DeMarcus Lawrence,
who had been a long time Dallas cowbo, had been
(03:33):
there for seemed like forever, and they gave him a
massive considering his age and production in big games, massive contract. Well,
DeMarcus Lawrence has already paid dividends as he has decided
to give a hum dinger of a comment about his
former team, and he was interviewed by something called the
(03:56):
Hawk Blogger. I have no idea what that is, but
apparently they cover this.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Sawks go figure.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So the Hawk blogger, not booger blogger, the Hawk blogger.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm sure they're great. They're wonderful, good people.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So they had an interview with the Marcus Lawrence and
they asked about the difference between Seattle and Dallas, and
rather than me tell you what, DeMarcus Lawrence said, let's
go to the audio tape.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Tell you listen. You know, Dallas is my home home.
I made my home there. You know, my family lives there.
You know I'm forever gonna be there.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
But you know, I know for sure I'm not gonna
win a Super Bowl there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So yeah, we're here, DeMarcus Lawrence, Welcome to the Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Thanks, there you go. All right, Dallas is my home.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I made my home there, but I know for sure
I'm not gonna win a super Bowl there, So yeah
we here.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That's good, solid.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well it got even better because is Micah Parsons, who
is the Kevin Durant of the NFS. Guy's all about
the social media, he's all about that action boss, So
he can't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Just leave that alone.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That would have been a relatively benign comment. If it
hadn't been cranked up by Micah Parsons. So the cowboy
defensive star trying to be the Knight in Shining Armor
to save the good name of the Dallas Cowboys. He
of course had to respond this clip from DeMarcus Lawrence
that made its way around, and sure enough Parsons responded.
(05:32):
He said, this what rejection and envy look like? I'm
just reading it verbatim. It's the King's English. This what
rejection an envy look like?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
This?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Some clown I gotta do a radio entit here poop,
And then he used the clown emoji.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Close quote.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All right, so let us yes, I'm not quoting the
clown emoji. So let us discuss the Ben Maller Show
has reached a new low question for the esteem Pam
which you are part of. Did DeMarcus Lawrence cross the
line with his cheap shot at the Cowboys? Did he
(06:11):
cross the line? So I've got my thoughts on this.
I've got Alice Cooper, boilerplate and mud room, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a big, big giant pile of the
Baba Gooche.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
We're gonna make the babaosh all right, so.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
A I'm not gonna say that things were calm and
boring and dull, but this story was music to my ears.
It was a poetry in motion. DeMarcus Lawrence taking the
gloves off, and it was like the the Alice Cooper tune.
No more, mister nice guy. Now he's not in Dallas anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So he just unloaded. And the thing that.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Made this the perfect story for the day in the
NFL is Michaeh. Parsons attempted again to step up, and
I'm gonna protect my guy Jerry Jones, because Jerry Jones
is about to pay Michah Parsons a lot of money.
And so Michah Parsons attempted to defend the honor of
Jerry Jones and the Death Star and he ended up
(07:21):
getting a live hand grenade in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Cu boom.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So, as a radio legend, the late great Paul Harvey
back in his day, would say, now for the rest
of the story, So we told you what Parsons initially said, right,
Michael Parsons responded, he said, this what rejection, and NV
looked like this some clown radio edit poop.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Then the clown emoji.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So after Parsons used the clown line, well that is
when DeMarcus Lawrence said, Hey, I'm empowered now. He responded
to Parsons by saying, quote, calling me a clown won't
change the fact that I told the truth. Maybe if
you spent less time tweeting and more time winning, I
wouldn't have left. Than he used the devil emoji. So
(08:16):
this this was a highly flammable situation. And I assume
that Michael Parsons, even though they shared a locker room,
he did not realize the rage. The rage in his
former teammate because highly flammable, and DeMarcus Lawrence was pouring
gas on the fire. And that final line by DeMarcus
(08:41):
Lawrence when he said maybe if you spent less time
tweeting and more time winning, I wouldn't have left, that
is what's known kids as the atomic elbow to Micah
Parson's good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Body bag, Buddy bag, buddy bag. The only bummer.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
The only bummer is that unforre DeMarcus Lawrence is not
going to win anything in Seattle. He just went there
to get paid. And you don't go to a team
that has Sam Darnold to win. You don't all right now?
Page two, staying though in the Pacific Northwest. There's a
theme to this.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So the Seahawks GM John Schneider.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's the guy that chased away Pete Carroll went to
power play a couple years ago, and then they kept
rolling out the rotting carcass of Gino Smith.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So John Schneider spoke with the.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Media about the DK Metcalf trade to the Steelers, and
he said that listen, this guy wanted to leave, and
he said the team's goal was that players who want
to be in the building. He said, we want guys
who want to be here. We want guys who believe
in what we're doing. You're going to have to ask him,
meaning Dk, for specifics.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
For one reason or another, he just wanted to move
on and get a fresh start.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
So the question on this one, the Seahawks GM will
do a fill in the blank. So Seahawks GM John
Schneider's rationale for trading Dk Metcalf is blank. So my
word is boilerplate. My word is boiler plate. I've been
doing this for a few minutes over the years, and
this is the stock answer. My favorite version of this
is the Mike Tomlin version where he says we want volunteers,
(10:16):
not hostages, and that's my favorite. But this is a
version of that. In dk Metcalf, he wanted out for
two reasons. The most important reason is the money. It's
always about the money. The second part of this is
he was marginalized. They had a revolving door of offensive coordinators.
They had a suck bag quarterback Gino Smith, who, by
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the way, they just got rid of with another suck
bag quarterback in Sam Darnold, and they could never figure
out a way to get dk Metcalf to maximize his villion.
Now is that a dk Metcalf problem or is that
a coaching problem quarterback problem? We're gonna find out, or
maybe we won't because Pittsburgh doesn't have a quarterback right
now either. All right, Now, last word, we pivot our
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way from the Pacific northwest. We go to Cleveland, the
Mistake by the Lake, and we have learned a scathing story,
scathing story about Brown's defensive star Miles Garrett. And according
to a story behind a paywall on the Old Gray Lady,
the athletic Miles Garrett has been frequently late to the
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Browns facility and regularly guilty of breaking the rules by
skipping mandatory team activities. He's done this on multiple occasions.
It's allegedly well known within the Browns Organizationean that now
the highest paid defensive player non quarterback in NFL history,
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Miles Garrett has been a bad teammate.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So that is the story.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Miles Garrett frequently late breaking the rules with the Browns.
Who do you think leaked that story? Who do you
think leaked that story? Let's assume it's true. Who do
you think leaked? So we play the game? Was it
a Door? Number one is Miles Garrett, Door number two
is the Cleveland Browns themselves, and door number three is
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the mystery team. So I am gonna go with door.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm going with the mystery team now, yeah, number three,
So I'm definitely not going with Miles Garrett because why
would you do this?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Miles Garrett already looks bad enough. You're not gonna leak that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You're if you're an agent or somebody around Miles Garrett, Yeah,
my client is late and doesn't follow team rules.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You're never gonna say that. Why would you?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
That makes him look like a bigger schmuck than he
already looks. When he was saying, I want to win,
I need to win. I gotta leave Cleveland, I want
to win, and then they pay him and he shut up.
But all of a sudden, he's very happy being a loser. Uh,
you can't look much worse in sports.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Than that he does. But this, it's not from his gamy.
He looks a titled like pampered all that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
My spidy like senses say, it's more likely than not
from a team that was considering acquiring Miles Garrett.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
A team that may or may not be in the
Delaware Valley.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Shout out Howie Roseman, A team that thought they could
get the player, and then we're turned down. So their
fan base may or may not be upset. And now
they're going to the mud room and they're doing some
old fashioned mud slinging, little character assassination. It's also not impossible,
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it's hard, it's not impossible that it would be the Browns.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Is the Browns are dysfunction junction, what's your function?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
The Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
And you'd say, well, there's no way they'd lead the
story because they just paid the guy all this money
it makes their head coach, Kevin Stefanski, look like a
terrible coach that coddles his star players and has different
sets of rules. And you're not supposed to be doing that.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
But the only thing that you say, well, there's a
slight sliver of.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
A chance that the Browns let that story out about
Miles Garrett is to try to light a fire under
him to be more punctual, to embarrass him. Miles Garrett
at hey, you were tardy all the time, and you
get all these late slips. You got to go to
the detention. So we're gonna try to publicly shame you,
so maybe it'll show up. So those are my theories.
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Just beginning fully A Blabermouth.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Late night drug tester Wrights and says, I will have
to say the DeMarcus Lawrence Cowboys Super Bowl prediction is
better than any pick made by Poppy.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I think Poppy's he's happy winning back to back Terrible
Callers of the Year because it doesn't appear that he's
going for a three pet.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
He has not called as much recently.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I guess those back to back championships have him satisfied.
He might have that championship hangover Poppy. Not that I'm
complaining he hasn't called. I did get several emails that
the race right now for worst caller of the Year.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's very early. We're only here in March.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But the race is really one person, and it's a
leprechaun from the Boston area that's way out in front
as the worst caller on this show, and which is shocking.
Dude like Gunner. You know, you think Gunner there in Minnesota,
he'd be near the top. But it's like this leprechaun guy. Now,
Daniel writes in he says quick reminder that the total lunar.
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Eclipse will be visible.
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He says, here in about five minutes or so at
the bottom of the hours is two thirty Eastern time,
eleven thirty Pacific. So if you want to check out
a total lunar eclipse of the mind, just if there's
no clouds, you'll be able to see it. I know
you're excited about that. Yeah, who else do you have?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I can't read that, Ryan says to Marcus Lawrence coming
off the top rope.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, he definitely did come off the top rope. There
you go.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Jason in Rocky Mount, Virginia writes, and we have not
heard from Jason in some time.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I wondered what happened to Jason? Where did he go?
Where's he been? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Jason says, bud. He's been a long time. I never
miss a podcast. I heard Andre in the Commonwealth on
the Odd Couple yesterday. He didn't say anything about you.
I just thought it was funny how they blew him
off on his NFL take.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Maybe you should reconsider the airtime you give him. Yeah,
is that true? Do we give Andre too much airtime?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Are we supposed to be like rob and just get
him on and off and that's it and two words
and move on. I like it, slim Slim Tim writes,
and now it is true that that Lorena is a
fan of Andrea's.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Work as a caller.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Huge fan, man, Yeah, yeah, big fan. I'm I'm more
of a fan of Willis the Dog. I like Willis.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Uh, Slim Tim a proud cheese said, says, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, the king of overnight radios here, yippie.
All right, well that's thank you. He must be talking
about Bill Miller. If you would like to be part,
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rights and says Gunner is in the running for best
caller of the Year, not worse. He brought the heat yesterday? Really,
Oh does anyone think that's true that he brought the heat?
Is there any is there any any heat?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No? I don't. Nobody's raising their head.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
I do think that was one of his best phone calls.
But that's we're not saying much.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, there's not a lot there. There's not not a
lot to to go on. All right's go to the phones.
Who do we have any meanie miney mode?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
So let's go to John, who is sleepless in Seattle.
John is up first year on the Ben Batters Show
on Fox. Hello, John, Welcome, Hey.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Thank you Big Ben and the crew. So glad you
guys are happy, just like the tiny bubbles in my beer.
I wanted to talk about Lebron James and the PD things,
but during the commercial I heard all this stuff and
I was like, oh my god, what where should I
go to?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
John, you gotta stay focused, John, Those are teaser promos.
When you're on hold, you hear teaser promos for the
other blowhards that work here at the company.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
But you gotta stay focused. You've gotta be locked in.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
You had an agenda, John, Maybe it's a Bruski agenda.
But you had an agenda when you called up, and
so you gonna go with the agenda.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Okay, I'll go back to the tiny bubbles in my
beer and I will say this, Lebron James, it doesn't
matter if he's on PDS. There are so many legal
PDS trts that anyone can do. Who cares anymore? If
anyone cares anymore about PDEs, you are lost in the nineties,
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Like you're you're gone. Everyone can go to the Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
All right, let me well, let me I understand that
that's true. So why why does the NBA have anti
doping rules? Then shouldn't you be calling the NBA and complaining,
I mean they have, they have.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
If he hasn't came upot, why talk about him?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well, because the story was it was ten.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Days ago or whatever Lebron was there was.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
A speculation that his trainer was involved in the Biogenesis
scandal that rocked baseball years ago. And generally, as a
rule of thumb, if your trainer is dabbling in peds, UH.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You can connect the dots on that. Normally. It certainly
raises suspicions.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
In the idea that the NBA covered it up. UH
and you knows you you don't.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Care, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You you want to send Lebron some steroids so he
has like the freshest stuff or whatever.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Okay, yes, yes, back, I mean we can all assume
that everyone.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Was, well, well, here's here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Like, Lebron's doing things that have never been done at
a player at this age.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So if he's if he's.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Doing it legitimately, that's great, that's wonderful. But the suspicion
is that it's not kosher that there's some funny business
going on.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Which cheapens for most people. Not you. I know you
like it and you're all about the steroids, and good for.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You, raw raw royds. You want every guy to take
the needle and the tuck us. I got you. But
for other people it's like, well this this cheap is it?
Because you know, if all the players are doing weren't
they supposed to start the steroid Olympics.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Whatever happened with that?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Remember the story like a year ago they were gonna
start the Olympics where all the athletes are on steroids
to see see what they could do. That would be wild.
I'd pay to see that that's crazy. There was a
guy that got some publicity. I don't know what happened
to that. I don't know if they're still going to
do it or not. But they were like, yeah, we
want everyone to do Royd's and all the drugs, and
we'll see what they can do and what records they
can say and all that. So what what you don't
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I got you. You don't care, You're fine, It's all good.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
I can't But what about the guys in the eighties
and nineties and all the cocaine stuff, Like we just
kind of brush over that. So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
So if you're snorting cocaine at age forty, are you
better at basketball?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
What about are you? I don't know, Maybe maybe you are.
I've never had I mean, I don't know. It could be.
I have no idea, don't you Maybe.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
For that night, might Rob is a strawberry? And all
these guys, I mean, like what were they doing back then?
I mean all the stories that we hear about, all
the stuff coming out about them, Like no one's like, oh,
we got to erase everything that they've done.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean, well, baseball has eliminated certain people like Bonds,
isn't ever gonna get in the Hall of Fame and
Roger Clemens, these guys are banished.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Yeah, no one talks about Darryl Strawberry and all the
crazy crap that he did. Well, no one really talks.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
About because Daryl Strawberry hasn't played in twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
So that's probably why about.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
All right, all right, I gotta I gotta have a beer,
chill out, John, just relax. John's given me. I get
like JJ and Renting vibes. I know it's not JJ
and written, but I'm getting those JJ and Renten vibes.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, I got a little bit of that going on,
just a just a teeny bit. Anyway, it is the
Ben Mallor Show. As we are just getting the old
engine started here and oh what an engine it is.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
And let's go to the phones.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
We'll say hello to who do we have any Meenie, mineymoe. Oh,
just talking about this guy Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre,
how are you?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It's just good good to be on. You know, I
listen in and you know, we have some different reviews
from what the people are saying.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Well, if people are saying that that Rob Parker cut
you off after a few seconds and did not appreciate
your take.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You did not promote the Ben Malor Show with Rob Parker.
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Not correct? Okay. I'm always proud to be a member
of the Mallorys, and I make it known specifically. You know,
sometimes I have to disagree with Rob. You know, Rob
is really fired up right now talking about the quarterbacks.
You need to get all the money, you know, and
they got to take every single last tenny because it's
good for the brand, and you know, standing firm and
making a connection between the NFL Union and the Baseball Union.
I had to push back a little bit, Ben, you
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know what I mean, I do it respectfully. At the
end time dealing with Rob Parker, and I have to
mention this is a good guy coming from New York.
You know New York journalists, you know Northeast. But he
stands at six' four and, You Ben, mallard you know
WHAT i, mean you tower over, him you, know, right
you know you're that's right much you, Guys you know
WHAT i, Mean you're large in the world of sports
journalism and sports. Media, also you, know large human, beings
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you know WHAT i? Mean shut OUT i gotta make a.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Reference but by the, way, oh hold, ON i, DID i,
DID i.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Ran you're probably sleeping the other, day ondre. It BUT
i did a rant about The Josh allen, story Which
i'm Assuming rob's all worked up into a ladder.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
About. Uh here's the deal, Though.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Like Josh allen is getting fifty million dollars a, year
and it's like he wants to get every he wants
everyone to kiss his ass because he took fifty million
dollars a year and he didn't get an extra five
million a year or.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Whatever like what are we We we're gonna give him
The courage And Sports award or something like. THAT i,
mean come, on it's. Ridiculous it's so.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Stupid no, war, no no no participation in trophy because
you want to take a little you know WHAT i.
Mean nobody's singing your. Praises, okay you made the.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
DEAL i want you to. Know, man DURING, COVID i
took a pay. Cut how about that?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Payack and, okay so what do we need to do?
Now we need to have you, know the the applause
and a you know chorus of just you, know Piling
and he, didn't.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
WELL i.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
DIDN'T i didn't really have.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
IT i didn't have a. Choice they forced everyone to
take a fake. Up everyone a.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Chance, okay but What Josh allen needs to do at
the end of the, day you need to Use Sir
Patrick mahomes And Lamar. Jackson get himself a. Championship bring,
that bring that To. Lombardi. Okay willis is standing up right,
now a little bit. Tired now, Tired?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Willis, Yo come, On, willis give a, Treat come, on
give me a.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Treat we gotta treat.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Here we got a, treat you know WHAT i. Mean
BUT i don't know if he's gonna be barking because he's.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Slumber you're listening to our live. Coverage this is The
Ben Malor. Show there's a there's a cosmic event going
on right now And andre is with his Dog. Willis
willis is about to be given a, treat and you're
gonna listen To we've got to jump all. Right you,
know we want to learn all the affiliates down the
line that the Dog willis will be getting A.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Snackeroo here we. Go let's go right, now let's turn
the mic. On here we. Go Here's Andre, okay he's.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Up then you got he's. Snorting he's, not he's. Yawning
put the phone.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Right in his. Mouth put the phone in the dog's.
MOUTH i want to hear the.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
DOGS i, HEARD i, HEARD.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I, HEARD i heard a.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Dog Willi is. Snorted send that, Out cooper on social.
Media Will is, Snorted send that out on social.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Media right.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Now i'm a little, bit you, know BECAUSE i should
have gotten him up. BEFORE i, mean you never know
where you're gonna be, on BUT i should have gotten himup.
Before that's what's gonna. Happen so we can be in
a rare form of the national. Bark that's you're running
at the bark. Here but back to what we're saying
in terms of, football.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
That's WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Mean willis might not be barking in the night because
he's a little, type but, gosh dog winning Super. Bowl
that's the bottom line of. This don't tell me about
how much money you gave Back pack himself on the.
Backs you gotta go out, there you gotta win a Super.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Bowl.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay any, conclusion people want to, KNOW i never disrespected mallem.
Militia no matter WHERE i, am odd couple over, here over,
there there's always respect for the mall of. Militias let's
get that story, Right, Ben what you do you know
for the late night. Audience you, know it just. Transcends
you're bringing people together from all. Corners so thank you
bench until the next time for myself from.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Willis all the.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Best, yeah well thank. You there we. Go hear the dog.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Snort that's the highlight of the show so, far the dogs. Snorting,
wonderful absolutely freaking. Great the dog, snorted and you heard,
It willis the dog live dog. Snort, well the tabloid,
tiger the tabloid tiger is out. There Tiger, woods who's
down for the, count might never golf. Again and people
(30:32):
Demanding Tiger woods, apologize, well not, apologize. Retire maybe they'll
be demanding he apologizes now Because Tiger woods popping up
in the, tabloids The Daily, Mail The Daily mail reporting
That tiger was all About Tiger wood's love, life because
you're very concerned About tiger woods love life became a
(30:52):
big deal back in the, day and so according to the,
Tabloid Tiger woods has been Dating Vanessa. Trump yeah you,
know you don't know That's Donald Trump junior's ex.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Wife Fire, NOW i don't want to go all days
of our lives and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
This BUT i do have a. Question Isn't tiger like
buddies With President? Trump like aren't they pals and?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
LIKE i think they, are, right they hang out to
get you, know the point that make.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Her a homie Hopper, Ben, well.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
YEAH i Mean i'm trying to figure the dynamic out
because if your buddies With Trump President, trump and then
you're canoodling with his son's, ex, like does anyone?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Care or does no one? Care is? It is it
one of those things like nobody? Cares it's like. WHATEVER
i don't. KNOW i seriously do not.
Speaker 9 (31:49):
Know, yeah maybe they have.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That i'm done with.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Her you can have her.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
MENTALITY i don't.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Know if you use that exact, verbiage but, yeah it's.
Interesting they've been going out together Since thanksgiving and. Clandestine
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Go all? RIGHT i have NO i don't, know but good.
Luck tabloid fodder always, fun always. Fun that tabloid.
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is WHERE i pretend to be somebody, Else let's call
it the who AM? I? Game you can answer the
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machine and At Ben mallin and here it is for
the last five. Seasons last five, seasons a quarterback that
has played with, Me i'm a wide. RECEIVER a quarterback
that has played with me has won AN, mvp Either
Super BOWL mvp a regular SEASON. Mvp, again for the
(32:51):
last five football, seasons a quarterback who played with me
And i'm a wide receiver ONE, mvp meaning Either Super
BOWL mvp honors or Regular SEASON mvp.
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Honors who AM?
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Time now for the who AM? I?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Game for the past five, seasons a quarterback that has
played with Me i'm a wide receiver has WON, mvp
Either Super BOWL mvp and or the regular SEASON.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Mvp but who AM? I that is the? Question who AM? I?
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Also Chow money says That willis was the one, snorting
not the. Dog other people saying that was not the
dog that was. Snorting Nick nick The Wendy's guy, Says,
Aaron i'm washed. Up Roger, pooh the great wide Receiver Aaron.
Rodgers according To nick The Winny's, guy he said too Many.
Frosties that's why Bird dog going with the Straw Man.
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Milkman mike And colorado, Says Danny verman is the. Answer
Late Night drug tester, says you Are Simone, biles who
is twenty eight.
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TODAY i want to Thank Simone.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Biles remember they did That netflix documentary AND i took
shots At Simone biles and they put that in the.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Documentary oh, no they did, Not they. Did, yeah they
PUT i was in There netflix documentary.
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Record.
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MEAN i wasn't.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
MEAN i was acting, bully, bully.
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Bully it was not a.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
BULLY i get, analysis and it made for a better.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Documentary it was really funny, though Because LORRAINE i was
getting these middle aged women sending me the most vile.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Comments you it was so. FUNNY i thought it was so.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
GREAT i, mean they're defending their girl by going about
as low as you can. Go they let's, say these
never underestimate the rage of a middle aged. Woman they
just went for. It it was wild, Anyway mister nice
guy Says Josh booty is the. Answer not anywhere close
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To General, booty who played college.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
FOOTBALL i did one of his college football.
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Games Mister fuji guessed By andy and Lion O, Lakes.
Minnesota you don't, know Mister, fuji bad job You Grizzly
adams from alf The Alien, opiner and that's a.
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Collectible Bill russell From.
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Scrooge i've been TOLD i need to watch there's a
documentary thing ON hbo about The. Celtics have been TOLD
i need to watch, it SO i.
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MIGHT i don't.
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KNOW i think the people that have been emailing me
Are celtic. FANS i have not seen.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
It my best friend is A celtics, fan and he
did not enjoy it. REALLY i, MEAN i mean he
said it was just kind of like a history lesson
on The celtics or, something because it's It's Bill simmons
that produces.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
It oh, yeah he's got that. Podcast it makes. Millions,
yeah and you know he's A celtic, Fan Bill.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
Simmons so it's just kind of like this love, letter
but it's like just glosses over that whole time that
they were.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Trash like, okay all, RIGHT i don't. Know that's that's
what he said to.
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ME i.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
DIDN'T i didn't watch a single second of it Because
i've not.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
SEEN i have not seen any of it, either BUT
i have been TOLD i need to watch, it AND i,
don't you, KNOW i don't know IF i need to watch.
IT i don't Think i'm gonna talk About remember DURING,
covid we we did a whole shows on The Chicago
bulls Documentary The Last.
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Dance, yes we did Full mallard.
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Monologue that's how pathetic we and we had higher ratings doing.
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That we were breaking.
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Down The Last dance came out On sunday and we
did a Full mallord.
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MONOLOGUE i remember.
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That femi And minnesota going With Hollywood brown as his,
answer The Great manuel In guardena going with the ICONIC
Jj Stokes Al jolson.
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From, Robin. Minnesota who else do we have page? Down
we'll skip over that.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
One Mkole hartman From Gumby, Dave timothy And Northern kentucky
going With Steven hawkins as his. Answer Chris godwin From LARRY.
D sylvester The cat guessed By Slim tim The Nature
boy says you Are peter No wammies To markin and,
yeah mentioned.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
The no way Anything Fred. Rogan the other DAY i
was doing filling.
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Stuff he was very excited to tell me about The
peter To, markin WHO i guess is like five foot two.
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Or something like.
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That was who else we? Have bad Take andre From
jason In Rocky, Mount. Virginia who's back with a? Bullet
who else do we?
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Have ryan Says Don?
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King only In, America only In, America Gummy dave's going
with willis the dog as his, Answer Chico lean Ak
Jose lean FROM i Forty Ian John, cena guess By?
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King Rory? Lorena what say?
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You?
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Lorena it's gotta be The pillsbury dough. Boy Jared, lorenzen
you said it. WRONG i got check with you. Twice
it's a.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Legend it's The pillsbury. Throwboy come, on that's job by. You,
no you're not the hefty lefty the round amount of
touchdowns irritated From loraina and Now coops admitted he's feeding you,
answers oh, ah double, whammy double.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Whammy you both got a.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Whammy the correct answer Is Marquez Valdez, scantlets the guy
with three, Names Marquez Valdez.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Scantlet so he.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Played he played for The packers in twenty twenty and
twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
One Aaron rodgers WON mvp both those.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Years he then went To Cannes City Marquez Valdez, Scantling
and in twenty twenty, Two mahomes was the regular SEASON
mvp and he took home The Super BOWL. Mvp and
then in twenty twenty three he played In Kansas city
Again mahomes won The Super BOWL, mvp and then twenty
twenty four he played In buffalo this past year And Josh.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Allen was THE.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Mvp so that means in twenty twenty, five Your National
Football League Most Valuable.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Player.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Sam, darnold Because Marquez Valdez scantling has gone To.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Seattle and there's a little.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
TINGLE i know That nostradinas AND jj And rent and
Blind emmett, Crying. Craig all The seahawks fans are a little,
excited aren't. THEY i don't calm, down, Boys try to stay.
Conboys it's, okay
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