March 31, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about MLB's first controversy of 2025 with the Yankees' analytical department tweaking their bats, who the mad scientist is behind these torpedo bats, Brewers closer Trevor Megill saying MLB let the bats slide because it's the Yankees, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Playball and away we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's our number three, hour number three of the original
Recipe podcast Talking Baseball. We have our first controversy of
twenty twenty five, the Yankees analytical department tweaking with bats
is blank. We'll fill in the blank. Also, who is
the mad scientists behind these torpedo bats?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We'll discuss that.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And what is your reaction to Brewers closer Trevor McGill
saying that major League Baseball lets these torpedo bats slide
because it's the Yankees. We'll discuss all that and more
right now here. It is our number three some hot
torpedo talk. Wel come, in the beginning of another.
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Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also, the Mallord Riddle of.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The Day will be coming up a little bit later
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I see some of you knuckleheads already on hold, so
stay right there. But our lead this hour from baseball,
talking May's Ball. We are not even a week in
to the new baseball season. We have our first blossoming controversy.
You always remember your first the first brew haha in
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Major League baseball. It's out of the Boogie down Bronx.
And I assume you know where I'm going with this,
but maybe not. Maybe you're not into baseball. You were
watching the college basketball. You don't care about baseball. They
put you many games. I'm not gonna watch baseball.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So over the weekend, the Yankees debuted their custom tour
Peto bats. Now Anthony Volpi and ja As Chisholm Junior
the Yankee players featuring these new torpedo bats. The bats
are designed with a thicker barrel. Sounds dirty, don it.
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They've moved the weight around closer to the label. The
weight of the barrel is closer to the label. And
they say that it is all based on yes, the
A word analytics.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And the nerds have arrived here and they say that
the Yankee study the hitting tendencies, the tendencies of these players,
and they determined that the way they make contact, they
need a thicker barrel. They need it shifted closer to
the label. Okay, So immediately this sparked a lot of
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whispering and the angry posting on the social media. After
the Bronx Bombers put a twenty burger and beat the
Brew Crew twenty to nine in an American League slash
National League matchup there over the weekend in the league
action a franchise record nine home runs Holy Babe Ruth
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and Lou Garrick Batman, Yeah nine home runs. Now overall,
the weekend has come and gone, and the Pinstripers walloped fifteen.
That is a record fifteen, a major league record, fifteen
home runs the first three games of the season. Of course,
it helps when you hit nine in one game. So
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it is all the talk of baseball, all the talk
of baseball. So we're doing a talk show. Why don't
we talk about it. Let's get into it. Let us
discuss the question a right to a fill in the
blank question. The Yankees analytical department tweaking with the makeup
of the bat is blank. Again, the Yankees analytical department,
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tweaking with the makeup of the bats is blank. So
I've got fifty shades of gray, robotics, engineer, and vineyard,
and we will combine all of these things together and say, oh,
my aching back. The Brewers had an inking back after
this weekend. Holy crap. All right, anyway, so let us
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discuss the answer to the question, the fill in the
blank question. The Yankees analytical department tweaking with the bats
is blank. And my word is it's a word from animation.
It is cartoonish, all right. My word is cartoonish because
watching the players it looks like a glitch on your TV.
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If you're blind, trust me, it's like, what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
With the bat? I don't understand. What are they trying
to do?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't now remember when I was a kid and
I go out and there was this guy named Dave Parker,
and he actually he took this from like Willie stargel
In players before him, But he would be in the
on deck circle and he'd have a sledgehammer, and I
always thought, boy, that'd be fun if he went to
home plate with he'd forgotten just brought the sledgehammer up
to home plate.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But he never did. To my knowledge, he never did.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And this is a major league game with major league
players going up there.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's a very unusual shape. And in terms of.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The outrage and the blowback, I have this in the
fifty shades of gray category. It is that gray area.
I need to learn a little more about it. At
this point we do the show today. At this point
it's gamesmanship. I'm not gonna completely go off the deep end,
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and it's a very small sample size. So at this
point I'm going gamesmanship by the New York Yankees here,
and it's certainly testing the boundaries is what it is.
And for now major League Baseball there's saying that these
bats which look like bowling pins, if you know the
shape of the bowling pin, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Go out bowling.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
The number one participation sport for years has been bowling.
They say they're within the rules. And then the Major
League Baseball rule Book. I love how they break it down.
Rule three point two. Put that in your pipe and
smoke it. Rule three point oh two states that a
bat must be a smooth, round stick no more than
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two point sixty one inches in diameter at the thickest
part and forty two inches in length, made of solid wood.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yes, sure, I'm talking about bats here.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In case you just turned on the radio, you might
think I'm discussing something else. Now, the rule says that
there's nothing about the location of the fat part of
the bat. So where the chubby part of the bat is,
if you will, there's no rule that says the chubby
part has to be at the end. It's just always
been at the end of the bat, and that's just
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kind of the way we've done things here, and so
there's no rule. It says that now the Yankees bat,
according to the spokespeople for baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They say that the bat meets those specs.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You just cannot have any cork, no cork in the bat, sorry,
Sammy Sosa.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You can't hollow the bat out. There can't be.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Any foreign substances in the bat. And they claim that
that that is the case. So they've used modern advancements
here the New York Yankees and craftsmanship. The Yankees say
the design merely redistributes the wood to optimize optimize the contact,
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not to alter the ball's reaction. There's no alter in
the reaction or distance in a any kind of legal way.
Of course, did you expect the Yankees to come out
here and say, O, yeah, we're cheating and here's how
we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now, Baseball did confirm. They said they looked into the
the bats complied. The Yankees are not the only team
using them. There's at least two other people who were
playing baseball over the weekend that were spotted using this bat,
not Yankees. They didn't hit a gazillion home runs. They
didn't hit a bunch of home runs. And the other
thing here which leads me to believe it's games from
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a ship is.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If these were illegal, if these were illegal, you.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Would expect that the umpires would have immediately stepped in,
and you'd also think that the Yankees broadcast team would
not have advertised this like a billboard look at these
new bats, and it became a talking point on the
Yankee television broadcast over the weekend. I did so if
they were against the rules, they would have not advertised it.
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Although keep in mind the cheating a holes in Houston
were using illegal contraband like trash cans and whistles and
we believe buzzers, and they put that in the Major
League Baseball World Series video. They had so much pride
that they were cheating, and Baseball Rob Manford loved it
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so much that they put it in the video. The
World Series video, you could see the table where they
had the setup to alert the players fastball, breaking ball,
and how they could cheat. So there is this mindsets. Well, well, yeah,
the Yankees would have announced it if it was illegal. However,
the Astros in the World Series video, while they were cheating,
promoted the cheating right there.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So the rule.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Mentions going deeper into the minutia. The rule mentions experimental
bats need approval and so these are not standard bats.
There's no evidence that they're classified as experimental or unapproved
or no. Remember years ago and I was around baseball,
a lot guys would futz around during batting practice with
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different bats. A lot of guys would use court bats
because chicks dig.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
The long ball.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They'd try to press the girls in the crowd, and
sometimes that would work work out very well for them,
if you know what I mean. But in general, like
this type of thing, to use it in an actual game,
you gotta have extra hutzba to think you're gonna gonna
get away with something like that. And we do expect
the other teams to just if the Yankees continue to
play like this, and we'll see what happens when they
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play a real team.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Not the Brewers. The Brewers look terrible, my god, We'll
see what happens.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But everyone will will eventually be doing it, and then
baseball is gonna have to re examine this and they'll have.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
To revisit this later. Now.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Secondly, so who is the mad scientist, the evil scientists
that came up with this bad these torpedo bats for
the New York Yankees. I'm glad you asked, so we
know a little bit about this His name is Aaron Leenhart.
Aaron Leenhart. He was hired away from m I T
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by the Yankees The Nerd Nerd Nerd Revenge of the
Nerds back in twenty eighteen. The MIT physicist turned baseball
analytical dark.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
He has a bachelor degree in electrical engineering. Electrical engineering,
and he used that to develop the unique bat at
the Yankees. It's all the rage in baseball this weekend.
Here one of the amazing things. It's the fat of
the bat. Everyone's oh my god, the fat part of
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the bat's not there. It looks like it's not supposed
to be that way. And now Leenhrt doesn't even work
for the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Here's the kicker.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So the guy that came up with this bat no
longer is employed by the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did he go back to MIT.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Does he work for NASA? No, he left the Yankees.
He's now the field coordinator for the Miami Marlins.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He just left this offseason.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Now, keep in mind, when you have that kind of degree,
when you are a electrical engineer and that's your degree,
most of those degrees lead you to a job in
like you become an aerospace engineer. You work for NASA
or SpaceX.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Or.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
If you're a robotics engineer, same thing, same concept. You know,
you work from one of those companies, you're generally not
futzing around with lumber.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But here we are. All right, final thoughts.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So we had one player in particular for the Milwaukee
baseball team that was very upset by these bats. That
would be the closer Trevor McGill for Milwaukee. He told
The New York Post over the weekend that he thinks
it's terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible terrible that the Yankees
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are using the torpedo bats, saying, quote, I feel like
it's something used in slow pitch softball. McGill said, it's
genius put the mass all in one spot. It might
be Bush meaning Bush League, it might not be, but
it's the Yankees, he said, so they'll let it slide.
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What is your reaction to Brewers closer Trevor McGill saying
Major League Baseball let these torpedo bats.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Slide because it's the Yankees.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So this is the whole mcgilla, by the way, the
whole mcgilla, not McGill. It's the whole mcgilla. A good quote.
It is a trip to the vineyard, is what it is,
picking sour grips. Now, people have always believed the table
is leaning towards the Yankees. I remember when I was
around baseball a lot back in the day, and any
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of the teams that would go in if you got
in trouble with the League office before the Internet, and
you'd go to New York to play the Mets of
the Yankees, you'd have your appeal hearing in the Commissioner's
office right there on Park Avenue or Fifth Avenue in
Manhattan is Park. So you'd go to the League office,
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you'd have in person because you're playing the Mets of
the Yankees, and inevitably you'd lose your appeal or it
would be reduced, but you'd still be suspended. And almost
always that would start against the Yankees or Mets, LUs
giving them a competitive advantage and used to drive people.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
In baseball crazy, like every time I have to wait till.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
We get to New York to meet with the commissioner
and then you end up getting suspended. Now nowadays it's
not quite the same. They have changed that over the years.
But as far as this guy, Trevor McGill is concerned
it is sour grave, so it to a point. You know,
major League Baseball's rules police are not the sharpest tool
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in the toolbox there.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
They're not the greatest. Did they actually beta test these?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I've never heard of this until this weekend. In terms
of the size and the fat part of the bat.
All that it's fine, They say, everything's okay, there's nothing
to see.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Here, and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But does it actually significantly improve? Is this myth or
is this reality? Is it much better than a normal bat?
It's a very small sample size.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I tend to think over the course of the season,
it's not gonna be that big a deal and we'll
look back at this and we'll chuckle and be like, Oh,
that's the stupidest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I can't believe we talked about this. Are they really
magic bats?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Like if they're magic bats, then okay, then it's a
different conversation.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
There's something in there.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But if you're just moving the wood around the fat
part of the wood, keep an eye on it. At
this point, games from ships subject to change, subject to change,
but everyone has access to it. So that's that's important.
It's not like only the Yankees are able to use
these bats. Anyone can use these type of bats. It
is the Ben Mallard Show.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
If you'd like to comment on.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
The torpedo bats, The Talk of Baseball eight seven seven
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That's at Ben Mallard time. Now for the Mallor Riddle
of the day. And here is the Mallar Riddle.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh Jay Simpson, he's dead now. But OJ Simpson's blank
sold over the weekend at auction for over twenty four
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Again, O J.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Simpson's blank sold over the weekend at auction for over
twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer.
We'll get to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
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Speaker 1 (18:36):
Uh Bronco fan, that's uh Bronco fan. Your comments, Canon,
We'll be used against you in the court of sports
talk radio.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And now back to the torpedo Ben Well, No, it's not.
I'm not the torpedo bill. It's the torpedo bat the
of Baseball Nation. Everyone talking about this bat the Yankees
used over the weekend. But time now for the Riddle
of the day. And here's the mallar Riddle of the day.
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Infamous character in American history, Oh J.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Simpson. So O. J.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Simpson's blank sold over the weekend at auction for over
twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Over twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Digital space Monkey says a molding of OJ's torpedo bat.
Lady Sideburns says it was OJ's final bowel movement that
they were able to sell for twenty four thousand dollars.
Ferg Dog says his confession that he didn't do I
still believe him, says Ferg Dog.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So Ferg Doog is a true believer in OJ.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Scrooge is going with his Captain Underpants outfit that that
is the answer his contract with Hurtz.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
From I forty E.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Who else do we have? King Roy says his pillow
is the way to go. Robbie the Mariner fan going
with his Twitter account? Who else do we have? A
yellow Man Crocks from Robin, Minnesota. JT the Wingman in
Knoxville's going with his kitchen knives OJ's kitchen knives? Who
else do we have? Page down, I can't read that
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on the air. Orange Jumpsuit guests by Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
Legally blind Christopher in Carolina says O. J. Simpson's estate
sold his Hurts rental car VHS tapes is Lucky Socks
from the chase guess by Gunner in Minnesota. His mug
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shot guests by Trucker Joe Clove from Johnny Q. Tom
the Plumber says, the torpedo bass remind me the old
fungo bats. He says, well, there you go, they are.
They are similar, although no, the fungo bats was just
thin though. Who else do we have? Page down his knife,
big gig Rob Joe says his twig in berries. That's
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Joe and Boston Viking Bats. Guess by Sir smokes a
lot white Bronco. White Bronco was tossed out by Mike
the leperkainright, Loray, No.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Do you have an answer? O? J. Simpson?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Over the weekend, OJ's blank sold at auction for over
twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm thinking it was the Bible that belonged to
Kim Kardashian's dad that she tried to buy back. I
think they're selling it out of spite.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
All right, So you think there's a Bible is at
the end? No, that is not that did so. But
that's not what we're looking for. The answer is OJ
Simpson's expired nineteen eighty three driver's license sold over the
weekend at auction. Somebody paid twenty four thousand, four hundred
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and sixty one dollars of their money for a nineteen
eighty three O. J. Simpson driver's license that lasted from
nineteen seventy nine to nineteen eighty three, and it had
his address on there. I think that's the same on
San Vicente. I think that's where he had lived up
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until the murders, and then he had to, you know,
had to move out of that neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So anyway, there it is. Let's go to the phones.
Do you keep your old driver's licenses? Do I keep
my own us?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I have like a collection of old like wallets of
old like random things. But it's like a drunk drawer.
It's not like I keep them. I just throw them
when they expired, I just throw them in the drunk drawer.
It's not like I'm saving them like I'm gonna be imagine.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
That's probably what he did as well. Yeah, I would
think I cut them up. Oh you cut them?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You just want nothing to do with him, you know,
or anyone? Credit cards you cut? We're supposed cut credit
cards up right, they say that.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, the license I do too. I don't know. I
don't know why. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I keep them around. I mean they're during it. I
don't really if you told me, where are they? I
kind of a drawer, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Like I guess I shouldn't because maybe one day somebody
will send twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, that's right, somebody paid big money for that. He
can be collectible. Amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Anyway, I need to kill two people first, well in
a notorious way.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Not just kill two people, but you have to do
it in.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
A dramatic way and have the NBA Finals interrupted, and
then you're good to go. Let's go in to the
phones and we'll say hello to blind Scott, who's on
the north end of Boston. Hello, blind Scott.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm prepared to use my brother's identification next time anybody
talks to me. He's like coops age kind of. I'm
not using mine anymore. It's not worth it, dude. Over. So,
on Saturday morning, I called like a sports hub over
under a ninety eighty five show. I called ten times, right,
I tweeted, and I was like, I'm calling in. I
called them ten times and the call screener kept hanging
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up on me. So I call you to hang up,
like the psycho behavior to do that to somebody, you
know what I mean. So I tweet the guy like yo, yeah,
I didn't get through or whatever. You know, they know me.
He's like, call next hour. So I called you next hour.
They put me on hold. As soon as I hang up,
they take a call. So like the host is just
like being a complete jerk to me, you know, like
he doesn't want me to call into the show, like
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he's enemies with Fred two each friend's and the many
damn lipshats, you know, but like it hurt my feelings
so much, like ruined my whole weekend. Like and then
I ran into like a crossdresser and a diaper baby
and adult diaper baby. And this adult type of baby
was like, do you want to change my diaper? And
I was like, well, where are we going to do this?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
You know, how did you know it was an adult
diaper baby because he told me.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He told me announced that. Okay, he said he.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Was thirty three. You know, he talked to me in
the grocery.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Thirty three year old diaper baby.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
The crossdresser two that I was laughing at me sad
he wears women's clothes behind you know, behind closed doors.
I was like, what a loser?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Like, who does call that? Oscar de la Joya? What
we call that?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Like that's a fetish like that kind of growth to it?
Isn't that leperkn guy? We got to talk about him
because it's good content. He so that was a real goots.
So he calls it like a domesticated goot.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
No, he said, no, he says it was a fake goose.
He's now claiming he was not a real goose.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He says he's.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Supposed to put those in your house, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So he's but he said when he's saying he did not,
he said he he was all a joke.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
We'll give him a credits. Not Joe. But he tweeted
me fifty times over the weekend about it, that it
was a fake goose. So if it was a fake goots,
would you tweet someone fifty times telling them it was
the domestic You believe.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He's worried that you're gonna go I'll call you authorities here.
There'll be an investigation over the goose exactly like.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I would never do that. I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
No, you would absolutely you're the kind of guy that
would absolutely do that.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What are you talking about? Come on, come on, you're
the kind of you're the kind of person the police person.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
No, but you're also you. You would you contact the
police if to your advantage you would.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Come on, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, dude.
I'm gonna break your ankles down. I'm gonna crap you,
buy your ankles and f you for saying that I
would never do. Wow a.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Kind offer as that is. I think I'm gonna pass
on that offer.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
You know, Fred Toucher has really nice ankles, like they're thin.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Like he again, you're fascinated with Fred touch. I don't
understand why you love it so much. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh I love them. When I hear a voice, it
makes my my skin bubble. Dude. Earlier, these killer robots
showed up here. Let me tell you this. They were
knocking at the door right and they were killing robots.
So I said, what should I do. It's gonna run
down to the Charles. So if the killer robots are
coming after you, the only way to escape them is
to swim into the Charles. Because I can't get into
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the water. So, like you, what's the temperature of the
Charles you think right now, how long would you live
if you had to swim in that water.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Let's see, I mean, I'm gonna look it up right now.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm guessing temperature right now, I'm thinking, what do you think,
like thirty degrees or something like that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, so that's clear. So clearly I recognize that wasn't real.
It was a delusion. But someone did that. They do
that all the time around here. People try to do that. Like,
but if you do go down, like if you do
think killer robots are coming after you, you could end
up in the harbor and try to swim across. I've
actually done that. The coach guide will pick you up
like in the water. But if you went in there now,
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you would probably swim across in this weather and still
survive if there's no ice in it, if you are
a pretty good swimmer, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, all right, well fascinating you should be.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You should take notes from our guy in Vegas that
goes around Mouthwash, the Mouthwash guy, because he swims in
the water there and he gets cold.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
In Vegas, he'll go out in the blogee.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
He's a schizophrenic. That's a paranoid schizophrenic. That's why he's
drinking like that, you know what I mean, he's trying
to number.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, we never heard from him in a while, so
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I thought about that too. He was sleeping on the
fire escape time we called in and then we haven't
heard from since. You probably went to detox and he'll
get they'll fix him in the hospital, and then he'll
call again. That's how it works. That's why the United
States is broke.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You've solved all you have, all the answers there, blinds
got clearly. Let's go to the afore mentioned Mike the Leprechaun,
who is next? Hello, Mike the lepreca Now you're swearing
that was not a real that was not a real goose.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That was all a bit. You're claiming that a hand
to God? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's the goose right there?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No, that is that's not it. That's a fit.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's no, no, no, no, the thing we heard was different.
Oh that's more ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's that's like, that's like lunatic.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
I am now convinced that it was a real goose,
and now you're trying to play it.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Off like you don't have Yeah, I think I think
you're you're worried that you're you're not supposed to have
a goose in your house, and you're worried that someone's gonna.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Come and a yellow plastic toy. Oh my god, a
yellow plastic toy.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Does it sound nothing like it did the other day?
How come it sounds different? No, it doesn't. It sounds different.
That's a cartoon. That's not as a cartoon toy. That's
not what you did the other day.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Thank you for nominating me as a top fan with
a badge on Facebook, and so I can rub your
back back. I nominated you for brook.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
We have no control over that. That's automatic. No, no, no, no, no,
I did that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I made Oh yeah, yeah, big big fan.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
How's the homegirl?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Somebody call me a bro last week? How's the home girl?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
She's a she's sitting this out, she's I'm done my
mental health. I cannot talk to a leprechaunt. In fact,
she has nightmares now of leprechaunts. When she thinks about leprechauns.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's a bad No don't give them too much kind
of man. I think it's him outside of work.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Okay, performance on the trivia game that would be more.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, that will be coming up next hour.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
We will have a new edition of Are You Smarter
than the FSR Tech Queen?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Done? What time?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
I turned him off?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's the calls ended. Now we've moved on from from
his contribution to the show. Ye all right, well, thank you.
I'm sure he won't call up for the in advice line.
That will never happen. Are you still there?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
James? By the way, James, are you still there?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
You did because I didn't hear that out. I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, thank you? Go back on, Hope. I didn't really
want to talk to you. I just put you. I
want to see if you're still there.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Gunner rights in from the Walmart in northern Minnesota and says,
blind Scott, you're a moron.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
That's from Gunner. Ferg Dog, that's a great drop.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Ferg Dog writes in from southern California and says, can
you please explain what an adult diaper baby is? Many
of us are very confused right now. Well, if you
if you were to say, there was like a a spectrum,
and on the spectrum you had like the furries, you'd
(31:25):
have adult wouldn't adult diaper baby.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Be on the scene.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Furries are sexually related.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Somebody sexual I just said, a furry.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Adult baby usually has a kink that goes with it.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, I was in Pittsburgh years ago. I was standing
in Pittsburgh and the hotel I was staying at. Somebody
said that hotel's famous because that's where the furries have
their convention in Pittsburgh at that hotel.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
A convention or an orgy, those are two very different things.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It was a convention which could turn into an organ
depending on right.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I mean any basketball game, No, I think I think
there's more. Well, yeah, that's what's NBA.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Also, I've I've heard stories that the all professional athletes
enjoy a good orgy. But but here's the thing, like
the furry convention in Pittsburgh, like it's got there's a
there's a stigma to there's a stigma to the furry lifestyle.
But the adult baby thing is like a sub genre.
It's the anti furry. It's the you ever met somebody
(32:28):
into the diaper thing, not personally.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
You've heard stories, like I said, I've been on that
fet left account before, and there are definitely some really
odd things.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
What were you doing over there? You just kind of
shopping around to see what's going on out there?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I was, I was looking up a business idea.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh yeah, what did you tell them? What the business?
You want to know? What are you going to do?
I think before? Yeah, I don't remember, might have. I
don't think you've talked about it the air.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Maybe not, maybe not. So there's this thing called wet nurses.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay, in Australia they make lots of money.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Really, I don't think it's I don't think it's specific
to us. You, I know it's legal there. Well, what
is a wet what is it? I know what a
nurse is.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
A lot of bodybuilders, professional men. They like to get
milk straight from the tap. Let's put it like that.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, all right, I got you? Okay? Interesting, Yes, and
that there's a money making up. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I had over like fifteen hundred messages in my inbox
and then but there were some of those weirdos.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Some of them were weird. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
We were like who were like in diapers, like mommy please,
oh no, I quit?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
You gave it gotta you want to make the money,
thereda you gotta you know, you gotta make that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, those are the ones that are going to pay
the most.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, those are those are the guys with deep pockets,
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upset by the new torpedo bats the Yankees debuted.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Over the weekend. They look like bowling pins.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Advice to those that are upset over the new torpedo bats.
You being used by the New York Yankees. We'll start
out with you online.
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One. You're on the airline number one higher.
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Morning time? Look at your cereal? Is my favorite food?
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Speaker 2 (38:03):
Line three, Hello, hey Lorena, I ain't got no pennies?
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Speaker 3 (38:42):
Good job, Yankees. It's about time more baseball teams cheated
like the Patriots.
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Oh there there's our guy from Maine. All right, rip
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twenty twenty five, the Yankees analytical department tweaking with bats
is blank. We'll fill in the blank. Also, who is
the mad scientists behind these torpedo bats?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We'll discuss that.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And what is your reaction to Brewers closer Trevor McGill
saying that major League Baseball lets these torpedo bats slide
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
So.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I see some of you knuckleheads already on hold, so
stay right there. But our lead this hour from baseball,
talking May's Ball. We are not even a week in
to the new baseball season. We have our first blossoming controversy.
You always remember your first the first brew haha in
(02:33):
Major League baseball. It's out of the Boogie down Bronx.
And I assume you know where I'm going with this,
but maybe not. Maybe you're not into baseball. You were
watching the college basketball. You don't care about baseball. They
put you many games. I'm not gonna watch baseball.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So over the weekend, the Yankees debuted their custom tour
Peto bats. Now Anthony Volpi and ja As Chisholm Junior
the Yankee players featuring these new torpedo bats. The bats
are designed with a thicker barrel. Sounds dirty, don it.
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They've moved the weight around closer to the label. The
weight of the barrel is closer to the label. And
they say that it is all based on yes, the
A word analytics.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And the nerds have arrived here and they say that
the Yankee study the hitting tendencies, the tendencies of these players,
and they determined that the way they make contact, they
need a thicker barrel. They need it shifted closer to
the label. Okay, So immediately this sparked a lot of
(03:52):
whispering and the angry posting on the social media. After
the Bronx Bombers put a twenty burger and beat the
Brew Crew twenty to nine in an American League slash
National League matchup there over the weekend in the league
action a franchise record nine home runs Holy Babe Ruth
(04:17):
and Lou Garrick Batman, Yeah nine home runs. Now overall,
the weekend has come and gone, and the Pinstripers walloped fifteen.
That is a record fifteen, a major league record, fifteen
home runs the first three games of the season. Of course,
it helps when you hit nine in one game. So
(04:37):
it is all the talk of baseball, all the talk
of baseball. So we're doing a talk show. Why don't
we talk about it. Let's get into it. Let us
discuss the question a right to a fill in the
blank question. The Yankees analytical department tweaking with the makeup
of the bat is blank. Again, the Yankees analytical department,
(05:02):
tweaking with the makeup of the bats is blank. So
I've got fifty shades of gray, robotics, engineer, and vineyard,
and we will combine all of these things together and say, oh,
my aching back. The Brewers had an inking back after
this weekend. Holy crap. All right, anyway, so let us
(05:25):
discuss the answer to the question, the fill in the
blank question. The Yankees analytical department tweaking with the bats
is blank. And my word is it's a word from animation.
It is cartoonish, all right. My word is cartoonish because
watching the players it looks like a glitch on your TV.
(05:47):
If you're blind, trust me, it's like, what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
With the bat? I don't understand. What are they trying
to do?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't now remember when I was a kid and
I go out and there was this guy named Dave Parker,
and he actually he took this from like Willie stargel
In players before him, But he would be in the
on deck circle and he'd have a sledgehammer, and I
always thought, boy, that'd be fun if he went to
home plate with he'd forgotten just brought the sledgehammer up
to home plate.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But he never did. To my knowledge, he never did.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And this is a major league game with major league
players going up there.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's a very unusual shape. And in terms of.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The outrage and the blowback, I have this in the
fifty shades of gray category. It is that gray area.
I need to learn a little more about it. At
this point we do the show today. At this point
it's gamesmanship. I'm not gonna completely go off the deep end,
(06:47):
and it's a very small sample size. So at this
point I'm going gamesmanship by the New York Yankees here,
and it's certainly testing the boundaries is what it is.
And for now major League Baseball there's saying that these
bats which look like bowling pins, if you know the
shape of the bowling pin, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Go out bowling.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
The number one participation sport for years has been bowling.
They say they're within the rules. And then the Major
League Baseball rule Book. I love how they break it down.
Rule three point two. Put that in your pipe and
smoke it. Rule three point oh two states that a
bat must be a smooth, round stick no more than
(07:30):
two point sixty one inches in diameter at the thickest
part and forty two inches in length, made of solid wood.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yes, sure, I'm talking about bats here.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In case you just turned on the radio, you might
think I'm discussing something else. Now, the rule says that
there's nothing about the location of the fat part of
the bat. So where the chubby part of the bat is,
if you will, there's no rule that says the chubby
part has to be at the end. It's just always
been at the end of the bat, and that's just
(08:04):
kind of the way we've done things here, and so
there's no rule. It says that now the Yankees bat,
according to the spokespeople for baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They say that the bat meets those specs.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You just cannot have any cork, no cork in the bat, sorry,
Sammy Sosa.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You can't hollow the bat out. There can't be.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Any foreign substances in the bat. And they claim that
that that is the case. So they've used modern advancements
here the New York Yankees and craftsmanship. The Yankees say
the design merely redistributes the wood to optimize optimize the contact,
(08:43):
not to alter the ball's reaction. There's no alter in
the reaction or distance in a any kind of legal way.
Of course, did you expect the Yankees to come out
here and say, O, yeah, we're cheating and here's how
we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now, Baseball did confirm. They said they looked into the
the bats complied. The Yankees are not the only team
using them. There's at least two other people who were
playing baseball over the weekend that were spotted using this bat,
not Yankees. They didn't hit a gazillion home runs. They
didn't hit a bunch of home runs. And the other
thing here which leads me to believe it's games from
(09:17):
a ship is.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If these were illegal, if these were illegal, you.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Would expect that the umpires would have immediately stepped in,
and you'd also think that the Yankees broadcast team would
not have advertised this like a billboard look at these
new bats, and it became a talking point on the
Yankee television broadcast over the weekend. I did so if
they were against the rules, they would have not advertised it.
(09:46):
Although keep in mind the cheating a holes in Houston
were using illegal contraband like trash cans and whistles and
we believe buzzers, and they put that in the Major
League Baseball World Series video. They had so much pride
that they were cheating, and Baseball Rob Manford loved it
(10:07):
so much that they put it in the video. The
World Series video, you could see the table where they
had the setup to alert the players fastball, breaking ball,
and how they could cheat. So there is this mindsets. Well, well, yeah,
the Yankees would have announced it if it was illegal. However,
the Astros in the World Series video, while they were cheating,
promoted the cheating right there.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So the rule.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Mentions going deeper into the minutia. The rule mentions experimental
bats need approval and so these are not standard bats.
There's no evidence that they're classified as experimental or unapproved
or no. Remember years ago and I was around baseball,
a lot guys would futz around during batting practice with
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different bats. A lot of guys would use court bats
because chicks dig.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
The long ball.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They'd try to press the girls in the crowd, and
sometimes that would work work out very well for them,
if you know what I mean. But in general, like
this type of thing, to use it in an actual game,
you gotta have extra hutzba to think you're gonna gonna
get away with something like that. And we do expect
the other teams to just if the Yankees continue to
play like this, and we'll see what happens when they
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play a real team.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Not the Brewers. The Brewers look terrible, my god, We'll
see what happens.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But everyone will will eventually be doing it, and then
baseball is gonna have to re examine this and they'll have.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
To revisit this later. Now.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Secondly, so who is the mad scientist, the evil scientists
that came up with this bad these torpedo bats for
the New York Yankees. I'm glad you asked, so we
know a little bit about this His name is Aaron Leenhart.
Aaron Leenhart. He was hired away from m I T
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by the Yankees The Nerd Nerd Nerd Revenge of the
Nerds back in twenty eighteen. The MIT physicist turned baseball
analytical dark.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
He has a bachelor degree in electrical engineering. Electrical engineering,
and he used that to develop the unique bat at
the Yankees. It's all the rage in baseball this weekend.
Here one of the amazing things. It's the fat of
the bat. Everyone's oh my god, the fat part of
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the bat's not there. It looks like it's not supposed
to be that way. And now Leenhrt doesn't even work
for the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Here's the kicker.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So the guy that came up with this bat no
longer is employed by the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did he go back to MIT.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Does he work for NASA? No, he left the Yankees.
He's now the field coordinator for the Miami Marlins.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He just left this offseason.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Now, keep in mind, when you have that kind of degree,
when you are a electrical engineer and that's your degree,
most of those degrees lead you to a job in
like you become an aerospace engineer. You work for NASA
or SpaceX.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Or.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
If you're a robotics engineer, same thing, same concept. You know,
you work from one of those companies, you're generally not
futzing around with lumber.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But here we are. All right, final thoughts.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So we had one player in particular for the Milwaukee
baseball team that was very upset by these bats. That
would be the closer Trevor McGill for Milwaukee. He told
The New York Post over the weekend that he thinks
it's terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible terrible that the Yankees
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are using the torpedo bats, saying, quote, I feel like
it's something used in slow pitch softball. McGill said, it's
genius put the mass all in one spot. It might
be Bush meaning Bush League, it might not be, but
it's the Yankees, he said, so they'll let it slide.
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What is your reaction to Brewers closer Trevor McGill saying
Major League Baseball let these torpedo bats.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Slide because it's the Yankees.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So this is the whole mcgilla, by the way, the
whole mcgilla, not McGill. It's the whole mcgilla. A good quote.
It is a trip to the vineyard, is what it is,
picking sour grips. Now, people have always believed the table
is leaning towards the Yankees. I remember when I was
around baseball a lot back in the day, and any
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of the teams that would go in if you got
in trouble with the League office before the Internet, and
you'd go to New York to play the Mets of
the Yankees, you'd have your appeal hearing in the Commissioner's
office right there on Park Avenue or Fifth Avenue in
Manhattan is Park. So you'd go to the League office,
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you'd have in person because you're playing the Mets of
the Yankees, and inevitably you'd lose your appeal or it
would be reduced, but you'd still be suspended. And almost
always that would start against the Yankees or Mets, LUs
giving them a competitive advantage and used to drive people.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
In baseball crazy, like every time I have to wait till.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
We get to New York to meet with the commissioner
and then you end up getting suspended. Now nowadays it's
not quite the same. They have changed that over the years.
But as far as this guy, Trevor McGill is concerned
it is sour grave, so it to a point. You know,
major League Baseball's rules police are not the sharpest tool
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in the toolbox there.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
They're not the greatest. Did they actually beta test these?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I've never heard of this until this weekend. In terms
of the size and the fat part of the bat.
All that it's fine, They say, everything's okay, there's nothing
to see.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Here, and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But does it actually significantly improve? Is this myth or
is this reality? Is it much better than a normal bat?
It's a very small sample size.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I tend to think over the course of the season,
it's not gonna be that big a deal and we'll
look back at this and we'll chuckle and be like, Oh,
that's the stupidest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I can't believe we talked about this. Are they really
magic bats?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Like if they're magic bats, then okay, then it's a
different conversation.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
There's something in there.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But if you're just moving the wood around the fat
part of the wood, keep an eye on it. At
this point, games from ships subject to change, subject to change,
but everyone has access to it. So that's that's important.
It's not like only the Yankees are able to use
these bats. Anyone can use these type of bats. It
is the Ben Mallard Show.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
If you'd like to comment on.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
The torpedo bats, The Talk of Baseball eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine six
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That's at Ben Mallard time. Now for the Mallor Riddle
of the day. And here is the Mallar Riddle.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh Jay Simpson, he's dead now. But OJ Simpson's blank
sold over the weekend at auction for over twenty four
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Again, O J.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Simpson's blank sold over the weekend at auction for over
twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer.
We'll get to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
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Speaker 1 (18:36):
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We'll be used against you in the court of sports
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Speaker 2 (18:49):
And now back to the torpedo Ben Well, No, it's not.
I'm not the torpedo bill. It's the torpedo bat the
of Baseball Nation. Everyone talking about this bat the Yankees
used over the weekend. But time now for the Riddle
of the day. And here's the mallar Riddle of the day.
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Infamous character in American history, Oh J.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Simpson. So O. J.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Simpson's blank sold over the weekend at auction for over
twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Over twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Digital space Monkey says a molding of OJ's torpedo bat.
Lady Sideburns says it was OJ's final bowel movement that
they were able to sell for twenty four thousand dollars.
Ferg Dog says his confession that he didn't do I
still believe him, says Ferg Dog.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So Ferg Doog is a true believer in OJ.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Scrooge is going with his Captain Underpants outfit that that
is the answer his contract with Hurtz.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
From I forty E.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Who else do we have? King Roy says his pillow
is the way to go. Robbie the Mariner fan going
with his Twitter account? Who else do we have? A
yellow Man Crocks from Robin, Minnesota. JT the Wingman in
Knoxville's going with his kitchen knives OJ's kitchen knives? Who
else do we have? Page down, I can't read that
(20:24):
on the air. Orange Jumpsuit guests by Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
Legally blind Christopher in Carolina says O. J. Simpson's estate
sold his Hurts rental car VHS tapes is Lucky Socks
from the chase guess by Gunner in Minnesota. His mug
(20:45):
shot guests by Trucker Joe Clove from Johnny Q. Tom
the Plumber says, the torpedo bass remind me the old
fungo bats. He says, well, there you go, they are.
They are similar, although no, the fungo bats was just
thin though. Who else do we have? Page down his knife,
big gig Rob Joe says his twig in berries. That's
(21:09):
Joe and Boston Viking Bats. Guess by Sir smokes a
lot white Bronco. White Bronco was tossed out by Mike
the leperkainright, Loray, No.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Do you have an answer? O? J. Simpson?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Over the weekend, OJ's blank sold at auction for over
twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm thinking it was the Bible that belonged to
Kim Kardashian's dad that she tried to buy back. I
think they're selling it out of spite.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
All right, So you think there's a Bible is at
the end? No, that is not that did so. But
that's not what we're looking for. The answer is OJ
Simpson's expired nineteen eighty three driver's license sold over the
weekend at auction. Somebody paid twenty four thousand, four hundred
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and sixty one dollars of their money for a nineteen
eighty three O. J. Simpson driver's license that lasted from
nineteen seventy nine to nineteen eighty three, and it had
his address on there. I think that's the same on
San Vicente. I think that's where he had lived up
(22:19):
until the murders, and then he had to, you know,
had to move out of that neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So anyway, there it is. Let's go to the phones.
Do you keep your old driver's licenses? Do I keep
my own us?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I have like a collection of old like wallets of
old like random things. But it's like a drunk drawer.
It's not like I keep them. I just throw them
when they expired, I just throw them in the drunk drawer.
It's not like I'm saving them like I'm gonna be imagine.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
That's probably what he did as well. Yeah, I would
think I cut them up. Oh you cut them?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You just want nothing to do with him, you know,
or anyone? Credit cards you cut? We're supposed cut credit
cards up right, they say that.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, the license I do too. I don't know. I
don't know why. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I keep them around. I mean they're during it. I
don't really if you told me, where are they? I
kind of a drawer, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Like I guess I shouldn't because maybe one day somebody
will send twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, that's right, somebody paid big money for that. He
can be collectible. Amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Anyway, I need to kill two people first, well in
a notorious way.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Not just kill two people, but you have to do
it in.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
A dramatic way and have the NBA Finals interrupted, and
then you're good to go. Let's go in to the
phones and we'll say hello to blind Scott, who's on
the north end of Boston. Hello, blind Scott.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm prepared to use my brother's identification next time anybody
talks to me. He's like coops age kind of. I'm
not using mine anymore. It's not worth it, dude. Over. So,
on Saturday morning, I called like a sports hub over
under a ninety eighty five show. I called ten times, right,
I tweeted, and I was like, I'm calling in. I
called them ten times and the call screener kept hanging
(23:52):
up on me. So I call you to hang up,
like the psycho behavior to do that to somebody, you
know what I mean. So I tweet the guy like yo, yeah,
I didn't get through or whatever. You know, they know me.
He's like, call next hour. So I called you next hour.
They put me on hold. As soon as I hang up,
they take a call. So like the host is just
like being a complete jerk to me, you know, like
he doesn't want me to call into the show, like
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he's enemies with Fred two each friend's and the many
damn lipshats, you know, but like it hurt my feelings
so much, like ruined my whole weekend. Like and then
I ran into like a crossdresser and a diaper baby
and adult diaper baby. And this adult type of baby
was like, do you want to change my diaper? And
I was like, well, where are we going to do this?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
You know, how did you know it was an adult
diaper baby because he told me.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He told me announced that. Okay, he said he.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Was thirty three. You know, he talked to me in
the grocery.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Thirty three year old diaper baby.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
The crossdresser two that I was laughing at me sad
he wears women's clothes behind you know, behind closed doors.
I was like, what a loser?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Like, who does call that? Oscar de la Joya? What
we call that?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Like that's a fetish like that kind of growth to it?
Isn't that leperkn guy? We got to talk about him
because it's good content. He so that was a real goots.
So he calls it like a domesticated goot.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
No, he said, no, he says it was a fake goose.
He's now claiming he was not a real goose.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He says he's.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Supposed to put those in your house, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So he's but he said when he's saying he did not,
he said he he was all a joke.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
We'll give him a credits. Not Joe. But he tweeted
me fifty times over the weekend about it, that it
was a fake goose. So if it was a fake goots,
would you tweet someone fifty times telling them it was
the domestic You believe.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He's worried that you're gonna go I'll call you authorities here.
There'll be an investigation over the goose exactly like.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I would never do that. I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
No, you would absolutely you're the kind of guy that
would absolutely do that.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What are you talking about? Come on, come on, you're
the kind of you're the kind of person the police person.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
No, but you're also you. You would you contact the
police if to your advantage you would.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Come on, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, dude.
I'm gonna break your ankles down. I'm gonna crap you,
buy your ankles and f you for saying that I
would never do. Wow a.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Kind offer as that is. I think I'm gonna pass
on that offer.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
You know, Fred Toucher has really nice ankles, like they're thin.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Like he again, you're fascinated with Fred touch. I don't
understand why you love it so much. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh I love them. When I hear a voice, it
makes my my skin bubble. Dude. Earlier, these killer robots
showed up here. Let me tell you this. They were
knocking at the door right and they were killing robots.
So I said, what should I do. It's gonna run
down to the Charles. So if the killer robots are
coming after you, the only way to escape them is
to swim into the Charles. Because I can't get into
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the water. So, like you, what's the temperature of the
Charles you think right now, how long would you live
if you had to swim in that water.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Let's see, I mean, I'm gonna look it up right now.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm guessing temperature right now, I'm thinking, what do you think,
like thirty degrees or something like that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, so that's clear. So clearly I recognize that wasn't real.
It was a delusion. But someone did that. They do
that all the time around here. People try to do that. Like,
but if you do go down, like if you do
think killer robots are coming after you, you could end
up in the harbor and try to swim across. I've
actually done that. The coach guide will pick you up
like in the water. But if you went in there now,
(27:29):
you would probably swim across in this weather and still
survive if there's no ice in it, if you are
a pretty good swimmer, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, all right, well fascinating you should be.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You should take notes from our guy in Vegas that
goes around Mouthwash, the Mouthwash guy, because he swims in
the water there and he gets cold.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
In Vegas, he'll go out in the blogee.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
He's a schizophrenic. That's a paranoid schizophrenic. That's why he's
drinking like that, you know what I mean, he's trying
to number.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, we never heard from him in a while, so
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I thought about that too. He was sleeping on the
fire escape time we called in and then we haven't
heard from since. You probably went to detox and he'll
get they'll fix him in the hospital, and then he'll
call again. That's how it works. That's why the United
States is broke.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You've solved all you have, all the answers there, blinds
got clearly. Let's go to the afore mentioned Mike the Leprechaun,
who is next? Hello, Mike the lepreca Now you're swearing
that was not a real that was not a real goose.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That was all a bit. You're claiming that a hand
to God? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's the goose right there?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No, that is that's not it. That's a fit.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's no, no, no, no, the thing we heard was different.
Oh that's more ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's that's like, that's like lunatic.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
I am now convinced that it was a real goose,
and now you're trying to play it.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Off like you don't have Yeah, I think I think
you're you're worried that you're you're not supposed to have
a goose in your house, and you're worried that someone's gonna.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Come and a yellow plastic toy. Oh my god, a
yellow plastic toy.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Does it sound nothing like it did the other day?
How come it sounds different? No, it doesn't. It sounds different.
That's a cartoon. That's not as a cartoon toy. That's
not what you did the other day.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Thank you for nominating me as a top fan with
a badge on Facebook, and so I can rub your
back back. I nominated you for brook.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
We have no control over that. That's automatic. No, no, no, no, no,
I did that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I made Oh yeah, yeah, big big fan.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
How's the homegirl?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Somebody call me a bro last week? How's the home girl?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
She's a she's sitting this out, she's I'm done my
mental health. I cannot talk to a leprechaunt. In fact,
she has nightmares now of leprechaunts. When she thinks about leprechauns.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's a bad No don't give them too much kind
of man. I think it's him outside of work.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Okay, performance on the trivia game that would be more.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, that will be coming up next hour.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
We will have a new edition of Are You Smarter
than the FSR Tech Queen?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Done? What time?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
I turned him off?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's the calls ended. Now we've moved on from from
his contribution to the show. Ye all right, well, thank you.
I'm sure he won't call up for the in advice line.
That will never happen. Are you still there?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
James? By the way, James, are you still there?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
You did because I didn't hear that out. I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, thank you? Go back on, Hope. I didn't really
want to talk to you. I just put you. I
want to see if you're still there.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Gunner rights in from the Walmart in northern Minnesota and says,
blind Scott, you're a moron.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
That's from Gunner. Ferg Dog, that's a great drop.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Ferg Dog writes in from southern California and says, can
you please explain what an adult diaper baby is? Many
of us are very confused right now. Well, if you
if you were to say, there was like a a spectrum,
and on the spectrum you had like the furries, you'd
(31:25):
have adult wouldn't adult diaper baby.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Be on the scene.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Furries are sexually related.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Somebody sexual I just said, a furry.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Adult baby usually has a kink that goes with it.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, I was in Pittsburgh years ago. I was standing
in Pittsburgh and the hotel I was staying at. Somebody
said that hotel's famous because that's where the furries have
their convention in Pittsburgh at that hotel.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
A convention or an orgy, those are two very different things.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It was a convention which could turn into an organ
depending on right.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I mean any basketball game, No, I think I think
there's more. Well, yeah, that's what's NBA.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Also, I've I've heard stories that the all professional athletes
enjoy a good orgy. But but here's the thing, like
the furry convention in Pittsburgh, like it's got there's a
there's a stigma to there's a stigma to the furry lifestyle.
But the adult baby thing is like a sub genre.
It's the anti furry. It's the you ever met somebody
(32:28):
into the diaper thing, not personally.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
You've heard stories, like I said, I've been on that
fet left account before, and there are definitely some really
odd things.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
What were you doing over there? You just kind of
shopping around to see what's going on out there?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I was, I was looking up a business idea.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh yeah, what did you tell them? What the business?
You want to know? What are you going to do?
I think before? Yeah, I don't remember, might have. I
don't think you've talked about it the air.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Maybe not, maybe not. So there's this thing called wet nurses.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay, in Australia they make lots of money.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Really, I don't think it's I don't think it's specific
to us. You, I know it's legal there. Well, what
is a wet what is it? I know what a
nurse is.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
A lot of bodybuilders, professional men. They like to get
milk straight from the tap. Let's put it like that.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, all right, I got you? Okay? Interesting, Yes, and
that there's a money making up. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I had over like fifteen hundred messages in my inbox
and then but there were some of those weirdos.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Some of them were weird. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
We were like who were like in diapers, like mommy please,
oh no, I quit?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
You gave it gotta you want to make the money,
thereda you gotta you know, you gotta make that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, those are the ones that are going to pay
the most.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, those are those are the guys with deep pockets,
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upset by the new torpedo bats the Yankees debuted.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Over the weekend. They look like bowling pins.
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Advice to those that are upset over the new torpedo bats.
You being used by the New York Yankees. We'll start
out with you online.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
One. You're on the airline number one higher.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
A full time wet nurse. Nothing beats mommy's milk.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
All right, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Well, there you go the right If you want some clients,
We've got plenty of clients.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Here a line too. You're on the air line too.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Please your advice to people upset by the torpedo bats.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
They need twins bats so they can lose three in
a row.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
All right, thank you for that. Line three, you're on
the air Hello, line three in morning.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Morning time? Look at your cereal? Is my favorite food?
What can I get? One of those damp nurses?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Rick and Maryland is also the raina interested in your
in your work?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh no, not a line hello. Line four for.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
He's a jolly goodfello for he's a jolly gufello.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, thank you? What happened? We don't have our jolly
good fellow anyway, then we found it. No, he's a
jolly guff Hello for he's a jollyo okay, wish no
one can tonight there it is a line a lot
of he's a jolly good fellow.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Line five, you're on the airline five for giving advice
of those upset by the Yankees torpedo bats.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Line five is not paying attention. We're going to line six.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Hello, Line six, you're on the airline six at eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I know where you live.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
That say, oh, look at that supermarket Steve tough guy
over there. Line number one, Hello, line one number.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
He gets wretched because of the setup.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I didn't hear the beginning of that. I'm glad I didn't.
Line three year early, you're online?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
What's that is that our? Okay? It might have been
a line three Hello, line to a big fan of
the show.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Line three, Hello, hey Lorena, I ain't got no pennies?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Line Line number four. Are you regretting your choice.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Of a Statton nightgown? On?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeh?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
A line four? Hello, line four?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
What the idiot left for Connor the dumb blind guy?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Okay, thank you for line five, you're next year the
purchaser of.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
That driver's life. And could that be the blanker bonus time?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
That could be? That could be the smoking gun right there.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Line six, Hello, line six, we're giving advice to those
offended by the torpedo bats of the Yankees.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Good job, Yankees. It's about time more baseball teams cheated
like the Patriots.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh there there's our guy from Maine. All right, rip
Robert Kraft, go ahead, get out of here. Line one,
you're on the Airline one. Hello, Oh my god, Lorena
was like one.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Okay, not even the women is God taking shots?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
A Line three? Hello, line three and a cork torpedo.
All right, we'll do one more quickly. Cool bury up
on line one. You're on there, goe. Line one.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You gotta be faster. Line one, bad job. Line on,
you gotta go quick. Line one, Come on,
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