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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome, it is our number what our one of the
original Recipe podcast. Here we are new week. It's the
fourteenth day of April. Happy Monday to you, and we
start out in Augusta, Georgia the eighty ninth Masters. Do
you find how Rory mclroy won where he had the lead,
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blew it and then came back to get the green jacket?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Significant?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And also after eleven years without a major what does
this victory say about Roy McElroy as he joins the
Lifetime Grand Slam Club. Also, Jim Nance was being goofed
on for his line after Roy McElroy one when he
said he stumbles on the sacred sad? How do you
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rank that call by Jim Nance? We'll talk about all
of those storylines and much more right now here. It
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we're back at it again. Survived the weekend and the
rare and appropriate, the rare and appropriate mal monologue about golf.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That is our lead.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And we're going to start out in the woods of
Georgia because that is where the big event of the
weekend took place.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And we're going there.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Why I watched it, so rather than just waste my time,
I'm going to talk about it because I watched the
site of the eighty ninth edition of The Masters. They
don't have fans, no, no, no, they're not fans there.
They have patrons at the Masters, the elites of the elites,
hanging out schmoozing with one another. There was a record
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amount of pollen in the air everywhere, which meant the
sinus issues were popping up right and left. Now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't know if you saw this or not, if
you watched any over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I usually consume very little of the Masters early on.
Part of that is because it's not the easiestly the
easiest thing to watch.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You've a lot of streaming things and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But by the weekend normally I'm more more engaged to it,
depending on other things I have going on. But I watched,
and so we watched so you would not have to
the events over the weekend. And it's our act of
public service, it's our way to give back. And it
was actually a doozy. It was not a event that sucked.
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It didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It wasn't terrible.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I assume you know by now that Roy McElroy won
the Masters in a playoff over Justin Rose there at
the Augusta tournament there in Georgia. The course, the Beautiful Course,
completes the career Grand Slam, his eleventh attempt, eleven years
after I guess this is what twelve temp eleven years
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after the last major championship. So it's been it's been
a minute over a decade since Roy McElroy won, and
then he fell down dramatically with raw emotion, fell down
to the ground and he had his head.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Tucked between his arms. There was water flowing from his eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh so dramatic drom off human sport athletic competition. Now
McElroy becomes the sixth player to claim the career Grand Slam.
And not only does Roy McElroy get the green jacket,
which most people don't really want a green jacket, but
there you do.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You ever seen me wear a green jacket in public.
I've never seen.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Anyone wear a green jacket public anyway, at the Augusta
tournament's big deal. So he got the green jacket, he's
got that and jumbo size check, one of those cartoon
checks for four point two million. Four point two million,
that's a jumbo size check right there. The runner up,
Justin Rose, the loser, a first loser. He only got
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two point two million, so after taxes, that's like point
two after taxes, and twenty one million was dished out
from the tournament. They're not allowed to talk about that
though on the broadcast because they don't like to admit
that it's all about the money. They think it's about
something else. But that is the second major in a
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row where mister Rose has finished second. So runner up
doesn't get it done. So let us discuss the events here.
Do you find how Roy McElroy got her done and
won the green Jacket significant? How he had the lead
going to the back nine, gagged it and then ended
up forcing the extra playoff and then ends up winning it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So I've got.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Steering wheel, bamboo and brand ambassador, and we will combine
all of these things together and we're gonna give you
a headache unless we don't.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
We're gonna try not to give headaches. So a do
you find it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The question again, do you find how Roy McElroy won
the Master's significant? Well, yes, right now in the moment,
one hundred percent. And the way these things work over
the course of time, you're not gonna remember what happen.
You're gonna remember he won eight. You're not gonna remember
exactly the events of the day. But right now, in
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this moment, yes, we are remembering, and that is certainly
a big part of the store.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So I'm nodding my head yes to answer the question.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
There.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It will fade over time. We only have so much
space in our little brains. There to remember all this nonsense.
But McElroy was absolutely in control, and it was to
the point where I was, Oh, this.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is gonna be boring. Now, this is gonna be boring.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But then I realized it's golf and there are no
bigger chunk artists than golfers. The last day of a major,
it is a tradition, unlike any other golfers gagging on
the back nine, and there we were set off yet again.
Originally after nine holes the broadcast the tone was like,
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this was a coronation for Roy McElroy. But in the
back of my head I was like, well, you know
he's got He's had some big gags and the old
slip on the banana peel.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So for sixty eight of the seventy two.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Holes over the weekend, McElroy was a dominant figure at
Augustin National. And in those sixty eight holes, Roy McElroy
was nineteen under par. Of course, the problem is you
play seventy two the other four holes, don't ask the
sixty eight holes where he was nineteen under. That's one
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stroke off of Dustin Johnson's Master's record of twenty under.
But that was during the COVID where there were no
patrons and at the event and all that stuff, so
the conditions were different.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But we were.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Waiting for that trap door to open up, opening the
trap door would open up, and sure enough it did,
although it didn't open up all the way into the
pit of vipers because Roy McElroy ended up. If you've
seen we only really talk about the majors here, but
there's been many missed putts, there have been many collapses.
And on cue right around the midway point there, Roy
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McElroy sat, he moved over the seat, he moved over
to the driver's seat, and he got behind the steering wheel,
and he decided to drive the drive the struggle bush,
and boy did he do it, almost completely into a ditch,
almost completely new dish. Driving the struggle bus, Roy blew
a two shot lead in two holes at the beginning,
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but then he got a four shot lead and on
the back nine in a matter if my mouth or
math is correct here, in the matter of not one,
not two, but three holes, that was that was all gonzo.
So he f that up right away, and much like
an elevator, up and down, up and down, up and down.
And during the weekend. Now I mentioned sixty eight of
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the seventy two holes. McElroy, on his way to completing
the career Grand Slam, was amazing nineteen hundred four. The
other four holes not one, not two, not three, four
double bogies. Now, even if you're not a golf person,
you know that's not good, right, double bogie not good?
Two of them on Thursday, but then he had none
on Friday, none on Saturday, but he made sure to
have not one but two on Sunday. And in the
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history of this event, the only person to win with
even three double bogies in the tournament was the Walrs
Craig Stadler years ago, and so that means Roy McElroy
had the most terrible shots in four different holes double.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Bogie, double bogie, double bogie, double bogie, and end up
winning the tournament there so he went.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Also, he tied for the largest first round deficit, another
reason not to watch the first round of the Masters.
But down seven shots and he comes back and wins.
That is tied for the largest rally. Back now page two.
As for the mainstream, the elitist golf media and their narrative,
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if you've been paying attention, it's essentially after eleven years,
eleven years without a major What does this victory say
about Ry McElroy And they are laying it on thick.
I am talking full bubble bath, full bubble bath for
Rory McElroy, and they're just over the top.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now listen.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was a case of resilience, sure, but McElroy kind
of liked the bamboo. He had the phrase of the
bamboo there the bamboo bends in the wind, and McElroy
certainly bent in the wind. He did not break. And
it's not a case where he just flat out was
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at the top of Suck Mountain for the last decade plus.
There's this misnomer that McElroy was just god awful, just
god awful, and then he came back and he won,
and it's like this great redemption story. And it was
his seventeenth start at Augusta, and the nerds have pointed
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out that that is the second most to get the
first win at Augusta. Sergio Garcia had gone nineteen consecutive Masters.
I think I think it was consecutive nineteen Masters starts
without without winning before he had.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But the eleven year.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Gap, now that is tied for the longest span between
major wins. However, again he was not trash. It wasn't
garbage over that stretch. He won nineteen times on the
PGA Tour over those ten years, so he was averaging
It was eleven years, but he was averaging about two
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about two wins per year, and there were bunch of
other high finishes as well. He was only outside of
the NERD Golf rankings, the World Golf rankings one year
out of those eleven years, so the most part he
was still among the top players in the sport, money
in the top ten in the sport, and he had
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six of those years where he was in the top three.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So again he was just like, he's hanging around.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You make a lot of money at golf, not winning,
but just kind of hanging out in the top ten.
You make a lot of money doing that. They pay
a lot of money. Rich people love golf. It's a
rich man sport. I went to go buy golf clubs.
I was seen about buying golf clubs last year, and
I went to a golf shop and I saw how
much they wanted for new golf clubs.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I walked right out. I said, I'm done. I don't
like golf. That much. I'm going to golf like once
six months at the most.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I ain't putting that kind of cash down on something
I'm gonna do once every six months. But it's a
rich man, elitist game, and that's why they have so
much money. You can finish in the top ten and
you're good to go. And we know he one a
bunch of tournaments McElroy. However, Roy McElroy, nobody pays attention
to the waste management open other than when the hoodlams
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go there just get hammered and cause debauchery. But other
than that, you're not watching these other tournaments. Only the
heart o golf people are watching. That's the issue. The
rank and file watch the majors and that's it, and
that's the problem with the sport. Now, last word, So
Jim Nance is part of the story here. Jim Nance,
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who is synonymous with this event. He has embraced it,
he is into it, he's all about it. So Jim
Nance made a couple of costs. There was a lot
of silence after Roy McElroy won the green jacket.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I think we have some audio.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Here that we're gonna play though, But his line after
McElroy got very emotional. Nance is being called out for this.
Take a listen to the call on this putter.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
He troubles to the sacred side. Yeah, there's a lot
of AMBI you knows. I don't know if you could
hear that. Play it again us here troubles to the
sacred side.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So, Jim Nance, if you couldn't hear that because there's
a lot of ambient crowd noise there. Nance said he
I think he said, he clutches his putter and then
he stumbles to the sacred sawd was what he said?
That last part, that is the key part of this
Jim Nance describing the emotion of Roy McElroy and that
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he stumbled to the sacred side. So how do you
rank this call? How do you rank this call? So
I've thought about some people very upset. How can you
say that it's just a stupid golf course and all
that stuff? I would argue, if you hire Jim Nance
to call a golf tournament or any sporting event, this
is what you're gonna get, right. That's who Jim Nance is.
That is the essence of Jim Nance. That if you're
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an officiaato of his work, this is what you want.
That's the kind of bull crap you want from from
a guy like Jim Nance.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know you're gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Jim Nantz is like the brand ambassador of Cheetos, right.
It ain't easy being cheesy, but that's jim Nantz.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
The guy's just a cheese ball. He's always been a cheeseball.
And I've known a lot of guys like that, dude.
It's in the broadcasting business. There's a lot of hard
old dudes like Jim Nantz. And hey, Nance is much
more successful than all ever be, so good for him.
But he's a hard no mean come on, he's like
he's like a puffy guy too in the booth, right,
he's like at that dangerously cheesy I think was their
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slogan back in the day for for the cheese from
Jim Nance. And that's just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Listen for him. I get it. This is the mecca.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
This is what he's known for, the Masters and and
all that. And so if you want cheese, boom check.
If you want extra surrupy, check, Nance will make it
extra surupy for you.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And it is amusing though, when you you juxtaposed the
event this weekend, and how we were in here on
Friday before the weekend, and the story, remember the story
from round one you talk about going full circle at
the eighty ninth Masters. So the Masters began on Thursday,
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and some no name golfer who had gone to Arizona State.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Treated the Sacred Sod.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
As Jim Nance liked to call it there as an
outhouse by taking a leak at Raised Creek. And then
it ends with the golfer on his hands and knees
there on the again sacred Sod of Augusta. So they
have certainly gone full circle. It is the Bean Maeler Show.
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The Ben Mather Show has a Reddit page.
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Yes, there is a reddit page which I think is
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It's not for the faint of heart's I'd send that
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It's interesting.
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Maybe Daddy asked me the other day if I have
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Well, not really in the reddit. Well there's some some
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I'm not on TikTok. Somebody wants to start a Ben
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I'm not against it. I just have so much time
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Like I did do an ask Ben this weekend.
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I took some time and I was I had some
time late at night and I think it was on
Was it Saturday?
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I don't think it was Saturday.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Were you feeling chatty social?
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You know?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I had some times like I'll fus around on my phone.
So I answered some questions and I was enjoyable. It
was nice people were very kind and that's rare on
that that X machine.
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Was that before or after your Ben Mallard pizza?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh the pizza that was on Friday? I made the pizza.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, yeah, I said, I put put the photos out
on Saturday because I made it late. And there is,
by the way, there is talk now. I have not
gotten confirmation, but a Mom and Pop pizza RHA provider
did reach out to me from those photos of the
pizza and is considering a Mallard pie. How about that
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stopping Yeah, Mallard Pizza mal pizza could become a man
Well we got to I don't know where it's gonna be.
I don't know any details on it, but they did
reach out. They want to know exactly what was in
the pie and made a pizza, you know whatever. I
just decided to send some photos out, made it from
scratch and the whole thing. And so this guy's he
works at a pizza reha and he's like, hey, I
think we could maybe do something.
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So we'll see if he actually doesn't. There was actually.
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Funny enough in Vancouver where we're going, there was an
item there briefly, and then in Michigan, where where's the
town from where Floyd Mayweather. There's Grand Rappids. I think
Grand Rapids. There was a place that had the Mallor
Pizza on there briefly, but that didn't last very long.
And the problem is these places change ownership, These restaurants
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change ownership, and then the new ownership then who I
am and they get rid of them the item?
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What's up with that? It's pull crap.
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So anyway, we'll see what happens. But that, yeah, I
did put some photos out. If you want to go
to the Instagram page or the Facebook page, there are
flour because there's nothing you want to see them. Overnight
talk show host making pizza. I can't think of anything
more enjoyable than my fat ass making a pizza.
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But you can check that out. And we do have
some reaction.
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People would like to speak and whatnot. And let's see
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but they could not do that.
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Eileen is one of those.
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People who's a Warriors fan, and she points out that
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I am a golf night, I hope you've been a
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does show up randomly and because they always have food.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
When there's you know, when there's big stars, you know,
they bring food, like lots of food, like high end food.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Draft in super Bowl that's the that's when the good food.
Yeah yeah, I guess Super Bowl. So it's just it's
usually just pizza.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah yeah, no, no, no. And we also, yeah, go ahead,
we have access to the building. We did. Just show
up to the building.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
And you just wander around your key card and gets
you yeah, get just show up and it's like yeah yeah,
and they'll they'll leave it all in the blue kitchen
and we'll just go over there and hang out. We'll
just eat pizza and uh and well we know when
they're on the air because we can hear their speakers
in the hallways. And while they're on the air, we'll
just eat all the pizza. It'll be great, right, you know,
and they'll have to order more pizza. And they will
order more pizza. The company will order more pizza, you know,
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because you got big shots like Jay Glazer in here.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Come on, now, they get the fancy pizza. No, I
don't see the palm of the fancy pizzas the large slices.
It goes too fast. They what's that high end place
they usually go to. Uh, there's a pizza place street. Yeah,
they go this Mulberry Is that mulberr?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
It's massive pieces. They're bigger than your head, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
But you know, we want that quantity. We on smaller pieces.
You can feel like you're eating more.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Uh. And the only reason they went to that place
because it was close. That's the only reason. This woman
Annie that worked there ran the place. He's, oh, it's close,
we'll go We'll go to the ball Burst Street.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And so we went there and then we just they
for somehow they've stayed in business all these years, and
so we just go there. It's not bad, but there's
other I want the most bang for your We have
a lot of hungry people that work here.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So I feel like you can get more value at
Little Caesars Pizza. Pizza, well, not necessarily a little bit,
you know something. Dominoes. Yeah, Dominoes. We good Dominoes back
in the day. They're the best of the cheesy cheesy
bread is pretty solid. Cheesybread solid.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I like round table that's expensive though, and that you know,
there's not many around here.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Dominoes now has a stuff crust the first time they've
ever done that, and it is delicious, But that just doesn't.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Make sense to me.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Why get pizza with cheese and the crust when there's
already cheese on the pizza too?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You lost your bloody mind? What do you? A timeout? Cut?
A timeout? That's worse than your sports safe? What's wrong
with you? Come on, you can't have too much cheese.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
In fact, I saw I didn't see the Dominoes, but
I saw somebody sent me a video on YouTube of
how Pizza Hut makes their there.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They have a similar thing with the cheese and the dough,
and I think I could recreate that.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, it's simple, it's just you wrap it around, not
that hard. Yeah, that's solid. I'm gonna next time I
make pizza, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna put the cheese,
the string cheese, wrap that around, but only part of it,
because that's you know, string cheese. You put all string
cheese around it, like, I'll have half string cheese half
not super Marcus Steve right since says, why are you
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trying to buy new clubs? You should buy used golf clubs.
You can get a decent set for around three hundred dollars.
In fact, I have an old set that I use
with my friends who don't have clubs.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I want to play if you if you want to
have it, you can have. Well.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
The problem is, and you're a tall guy, Supermarket Eve,
You've come to many of these events that we've done.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
But I'm a tall guy too.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So but the only reason I looked at golf clubs
there was a I was shopping right near a Costco.
There was a golf store, so I was like, all right,
I'll go in there. I like going to the driving roies.
Back in the day, I had my grandfather's clubs. May
he rest in peace, and so I used to go
out golf to just to the driving range. I take
some frustration out, just whacked the ball and it's like
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crush it. And then I started going to this top
golf thing. Started futzing around with that, so I was like,
all right, I kind of get back into it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So I was like, okay. But then we've.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Moved a couple of times over the years, and so
one of the moves, I got rid of the golf
clubs because I hadn't been golfing in a while. So
I I'll go see what the golf clubs are, and
oh my god, it was insane how much they're they're
going at the golf store, which I mean, I know
it's a golf store. Of course they're going to charge
you a lot. But the problem is I need like
tall clubs.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
If I can get used clubs for someone that's a
taller size, I'd be all about it. King Rory writes in.
He says, the only from one Roy to another, it's
about that McElroy not only wins the Masters, he finally
ends his major drought. Now when I do a creep
outside from the safety of my home, I can hold
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my head high up knowing that McElroy did not tarnish
the proud name of Rory.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So So he says, who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Let's skip over that one for dog from so Cal
writes in. He says, what a masterful opening monologue. Man, bravo.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Did you have your bullet points or did you freeball it?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Like last Thursday? Everything was working here, everything was good
to go. Everything was good. Bill writes in and says,
malard pizza ingredients, one flower tortilla, catchup, cheese, whiz and
two sliced hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, Bill bil It makes me want to puke
in my mouth. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Terry in England writes In says, thank god for the
golf talk, that it's all over coma inducing. He says,
he's just got a coba talking.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I was talking golf. He got a colba.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
He did point out, though it is it is hip
to clip and Nostradenis said nobody cares about the Clippers.
But yet I remember a couple of years ago, No
Strenas was like, oh man, the Clippers are going to
move back to Seattle and they're gonna return your bombers
a Seattle guy and all that. You wanted the Clippers,
you you couldn't get them. You wanted them, you could
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not get them, could not get them.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I score the phones. Say hello to Kelly who's in
des Moines formerly known as Donut Kelly, Hello Kelly in
the moin.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
What's good?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Ben? Well, I just made it through a golf monologue
and no one died, so that is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I mean, I wanted to talk golf, so you're done
with it?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I wanted to talk golf? Are you no?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I'm not like you know, you know, I'm open to
talking golf.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm not doing another there will be no more thought
to a lout all your philis down the line. There
will not be another golf monologue. But I'm open to
talking about golf. But I have some other stories. I
have some other stories called my attention all.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Right, okay, okay, no, Because my dad, my uncle's best
friend is the pro at Pebble Beach, and my dad
and my mom one time were they hold the signs
at the US Open, and so my dad did, like
he put his name on the sign. So he's got
like the sign yields they have it like the holes.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So my dad has the golf equivalent of the Ring Girls,
Yes exactly, except it's old white guys.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yes sign with his name on it next to Tiger Woods,
so it says like Ernie Ankram and Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Like that's nice. There you go, that's solid.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
And then also when I was learning the golf as
a kid, my dad told me there was a bunch
of geese in the front of the tee and my
I was like, no, you're in a hill over room,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
And no, I hit a goose yeah, they don't.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I don't want to. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I don't want to speak for the goose. But they
don't generally like that. The geese do not appreciate that.
They don't. Yeah, and they're very they're very angry. But
that that's got to be where they got the angry
birds from. Is there any bird angrier than the goose?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
The geese. The geese are the angriest a holes in
the bird world.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Right, yes, yeah, and they but part of.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It is because kids attack them.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
So I get it, like if you're attacking it, but
at the park, the kids go after the they try
to grab the neck, so that's why they're very defensive.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
No, they're very angry. And my dad informed me. He
was like, no, Kelly, you'll be fine, Like you won't
get the goose. And I was like, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
See he had faith in his daughter, and his daughter
let it and broke his heart right.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And the and the neck of a bird and it
was it.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Was a straight shot and the goose really took it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I hear you all right there you fun golf story
from our friend Kelly. Thank you the great Kelly. Well,
it was not intentional. It was unintentional Manuel in Guardina
rights since says a plus plus plus plus hashtag hashtag
golf sucks. It's easily the most boring spectator sport ever. Also,
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the elitist blankety blanks who play are insufferable, as are
they're goofball fans. You suck and well in Guardina not
a supporter, not a supporter, Leen writes in she says
she's very happy that you're back, Lorena, So she must
have paid her for that Mallard pizza, lots of goat cheese.
(33:35):
Oh yeah, now I have the goat cheese does not
agree with my my stomach, it does not. We did
have an interesting story from the golf world over the
weekend and dudes being dude.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
So there's video. There's video that went viral.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Jordan Spief had the they calling it the ultimate dude moment.
As he was walking out at the Augusta tournament on Sunday,
he was given like bumps high fives to some fans
and one of the people he did the old cup check,
the old ball check with the stick and it was
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on camera.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
It was dabbing the fans and then he had the
stick in one hand. He was dabbing with the other
hand and then he kind of did the old tap
right there and was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
He was outstanding.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
He also Jordan Speed got on a roll this weekend
because on Saturday, and it's kind of dated now, so
I didn't mention in the monolog but Jordan.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Speed complained about muddy balls.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, he said he has an issue and I think
we all have issues with Muney should watch them. No,
we have issues with the muddy ball issue. This is
a big problem in golf. So he was complaining. He says,
you're not supposed to talk about them, but mud balls
affect the master's significant and all see your balls, sir,
I'd like to see. I've always said I do not
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like muddy balls. I don't. I've said that for a like.
I've used to golf all the time. Muddy balls. Debbie
Downer right, clean those balls, So you got to keep
them clean.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
But you're not allowed. I think you're allowed to. I
think the rules of golf.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
What's the best technique to clean your balls?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Well, that's probably not for on air conception anyway. It
is the Ben Mahler Show. As we are rolling on,
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Speaker 1 (35:17):
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Speaker 2 (35:18):
One more with Golf, Roy McElroy join me as just
the second player to complete a career Grand Slam at
the Masters. Again, Roy McElroy joined me as just the
second player to complete a career Grand Slam at the Masters.
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Thank God for the Internet.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
And now back to the talk. Well it is back
and it's me. It is me Ben Time now for
the payoff on the who am I?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Game?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
This is where we pretend to be somebody else. Thus
we call it the who am I Game? Roy McElroy
joined me as just the second player to complete a
career Grand Slam at the Masters.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
And that is the question. What's the answer?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Nature Boy says, you need to wash them muddy balls
is the answer? Mark in Santa Monica says it is
Heisman Trophy a winner, rocket Ismail.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Uncle Leo from Sean in the Valley of the Sun,
spocks Weed says, Gary Player or Happy Gilmore is the
way to go. Shane in des Moine says Dominic Rogers
Cromarty is the answer. Sean in Portland going with the
President Trump? Who else do we have? Former sport spur
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Boris diaw from the Nature Boy answering the call to
the wild Super Marcus Seeve says you're my dad's favorite
golfer of all time. Fuzzy Zeller is a Fuzzy Zeller
funny name?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Paige Dan Lance Parish guests by Robin Minnesota, Heidi Flice
from Big Lou He's on number two?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Eating stuffed crusted first from King Rory Dwarf guessed by
malarprop guy. That's his answer, Greg Norman from Eileen Donkey
Donut the garbage pail Kid from Alf the Alien Opiner,
Bryce Mitchell from Robbie the Mariner fan.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Cody Rhodes from Adrian Shooter McGavin from Far Out Dave
Chee Chee Rodriguez guess by Andy and Lino Lakes. Kirby's
going with Jens Sterotur as his answer. John Daly's Ashtray
from Stuck in Sacramento. All Right, what say you, Lorraya?
Speaker 5 (38:08):
My guess was gonna be happy?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Madison Ben fine answer unless it's not the correct answer
is Jene Sarazon in nineteen thirty five.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, I think years ago. I know that's actually ninety
years ago. Let's Sallo to Barry, who's in Boston? What's
going on? Barry? Welcome? What do you got? I don't
have a lot of time. What do you got for me? Barry?
What do you got? Man? I love to shoot him.
McCoy reference. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Pabby Gilmore, you can't go around there.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
It's springtime.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Brother. We got to talk about golf.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
I'm terrible at golf, just like everybody's listening.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
But hey, yeah I'm terrible. I'm not I'm not terrible gol.
I'm I just don't talk a lot of it. That's
the issue here. I know it's four times a year, Barry,
four times. That's it. Four times