The Meet Market

Turns out dating has patterns... and our guest literally studies patterns for a living. 

Celine is an Arizona epidemiologist, so spotting red flags is basically in her job description. She helps us figure out why people get ghosted, catfished, and stuck chasing someone who was never serious.

We get into dating app detective work, first-date disasters, and the ER doctor who somehow made tiki drinks awkward. We also talk a...

You know that viral cheating story everyone swears happened to their friend?

This one comes with a makeout video, dating apps, Ring camera footage, and enough receipts to make a detective quit their job.

Abby joins us to break down the chaos, from catching a cheater to surviving modern dating, catfishes, height lies, creepy DMs, and the kind of red flags that look pink when you're attracted to someone.

We also get into dating ...

Low maintenance dating signs, Chili’s test debates, and “am I settling or just chill” confusion kick this one off because modern dating loves turning a casual dinner into a full personality evaluation.

We’re joined by Madison, a 911 dispatcher, who has heard enough real-life chaos to know when something is actually a red flag versus just bad vibes. We get into why people judge compatibility off one low effort...

A guy shows up nothing like his photos, admits he catfished you, then tries to smooth it over with $100 under the table. That is where we start, because it perfectly sums up modern dating chaos and the weird things people think will still count as a win.

We sit down with Megan, a med spa owner and injector, to talk dating confessions she hears all day, Botox for men, and what “natural results” actually means in real life...

Getting catfished is annoying.

Finding out he has a wife and kids is a full system reset. We kick off with the dating chaos nobody posts about, then Lindsay and Jess sit down with Crystal for a very real, slightly chaotic guide to dating without losing your mind or your standards.

Crystal breaks down love bombing, why “too good to be true” usually is, and how to stop doing FBI-level research on someone who is alr...

Someone says they’ll take you home, then “just makes a quick stop” at 1:30am. Do you stay polite or trust your gut and get out of the car? 

That story kicks off a very real talk on modern dating, boundaries, and how fast a vibe can flip.

We’re Lindsay and Jess, and our guest Emily brings a blunt, funny take on dating in Scottsdale versus California, bisexual dating, and why status chasing is an in...

He shows up late, checks you out like a menu, then flirts with the waitress right in front of you. Nicole joins us to break down dating as a single mom, dark romance books, and why her standards are not here for lazy first-date energy.

We get into what she will not tolerate, how she approaches introducing someone to her kids, and the subtle behaviors that instantly feel off. Then we dive into Scottsdale dating chaos, including dates...

So you want to date a Russian hottie? First rule: survive the honesty. 

Because Julia is about to tell you exactly how it works, no filter, no soft landing. We also start with dating chaos, catfishing, and finding out the guy is married with kids, and his wife is in your DMs.

Julia joins us as our “sizzling single” Russian hottie and breaks down what dating looks like when apps, nightlife, and high standards ...

Her DMs exploded after one viral reel, a few celebrities slid in, and suddenly every guy thinks he is next in line. Haley, a newly divorced single mom, joins us to break down who actually has a shot and who gets left on read in under ten seconds.

We get into the chaos of viral attention, comment-section weirdos, and the confidence some men have for no reason. Then we talk her glow-up era, leaving the Mormon church, stepping into DJ ...

Dating is already a mess, so we brought in an OnlyFans creator, actor, and women’s bikini coach to reveal everything you need to know about women. Kim lives in all three worlds, and yes, it gets complicated fast. He breaks down how that mix affects trust, triggers jealousy, and makes people judge you before they even know you.

We get into coaching beyond the gym, blurred lines with clients, and the one boundary mistake that fo...

This waitress has seen every first-date fail, and she is calling men out. Jocelyn is 25, a Scottsdale native, and a single mom, so her standards are high and her time is not getting wasted. She shares what dating looks like when you lead with honesty, protect your peace, and expect real effort.

We get into Old Town chaos, app burnout, bachelor party energy, and the ultimate test: how someone treats the server. Plus red flags, listen...

He said body count matters and compared it to a key situation, like you do not want a lock that has been “opened too many times.” That alone is enough to start fights in group chats and TikTok comments, so we brought John in to unpack it before the internet explodes.

We get into body count debates, dating rules that sound logical until real humans get involved, sugar mama dreams, and what 50-50 actually means when someon...

Serena joins us to decode the messiest part of modern dating: figuring out if it’s a situationship or a full-blown humiliationship. 

Two months of weekend dates, sweet texts, green flags, and then one simple question gets left on read forever. She spills on why independence can look like disinterest, commitment fear, and how social media makes it feel like someone better is always a swipe away.

Things get chaotic f...

Reily joins the show, and the dating stories immediately go off the rails!

She spent ten years in the Army, lived in Bangkok as a foreign exchange student, and has seen enough chaos to make modern dating feel almost predictable. From boot camp drama to learning how confidence becomes a survival skill, her life path makes the dating world look like just another obstacle course.

Then we get into the real topic: Dating, the ster...

Somebody tried to pull Andres into a swinger situation while he was just minding the bar.

Things got awkward, hilarious, and prove why “no” is a full sentence. We chat with Andres, Arizona actor and model, about real-life flirting, wild nightlife moments, and knowing when bold turns into too much.

He spills on trading bars for film gigs, how a fresh look can boost your career, and keeping dating drama far from wo...

A stiletto flies across the room, a wig slides off mid song, and the “doctor” flirting at the bar turns out to live in an extended stay hotel with four shirts and a personality that changes every ten minutes. Just a normal shift for Alexis, a strip club waitress who joins us to spill what nightlife and dating actually look like when the lights come on, and the lies get tired.

We get into slow nights, chaotic customers, a...

Dating apps promise sparks, but Jill’s experience proves it’s more like fireworks… and sometimes a fire alarm. 

She’s a realtor, snowboarder, gym rat, and full-time master of spotting red flags. Her wildest first date? Diamonds on the table, tears on the side, and sneaky married men lurking in the DMs.

We spill TV-level drama from real life, laugh through lifestyle deal breakers, and hear about J...

A blackout party, a mugshot jacket, and eight felony charges. Not exactly the typical path to stand-up comedy, but that is how Stephanie, aka Stefelony, got her start.

One wild New Year’s arrest later, she traded chaos for sobriety, grabbed a mic with zero plan, and somehow turned jail stories into punchlines that now land everywhere from comedy clubs to actual prisons.

We talk jail life, why Sunday tacos hit different...

Dating never sends instructions; it just repeats the lesson louder until you finally get it. Em gets it 😅

She is a 31-year-old golfer, single mom of four, and back in the dating pool with sharp instincts, zero tolerance for nonsense, and a sense of humor that keeps things light even when dating gets weird.

We talk golf course meet-cutes, cart girl chaos, and why activity dates expose compatibility faster than dinner ever cou...