Ashley and Ann Party of Two

Did you ever have an elementary crush? Was it on the janitor's son? Just me? We talk about what constituted as young love and who our 90's celebrity crushes were.

Do you follow the birth order theory? The oldest is the most responsible, the middle is unbothered and crazy, and the youngest is easy going and the baby? Or do you like chaos and breaking the order? We discuss how our birth order affects our personality. 

Were we born with it or is it technology? We talk about how living with ADD is a superpower and also a curse. We also discuss how it's a broad term that encompasses many different realities and personality traits. I mean how many times can we forget what we are talking about and stray off the path before we just call it entertainment.

We take a break from internet mysteries to try our first Zoom recording since it's the season of sickness. This week we chat about frat stories. We share our own limited experience, and a reddit frat death from IU in 2015.

In this episode, we cover even more internet stories from the listeners. To preview a few topics:  undercover clubs, crotch rockets, red toilet paper, and dating celebrities. Just when you think you've heard it all.....

We asked and you TOLD. The internet is much more encompassing in 2026 than it was in the early days, so we asked about your online dating and mystery meet up stories. We had so many great submissions we will be coming back with more next week!

Long time listener and first time co-host Hunter comes to Indiana for a few days and gets to experience what life is like not in Texas. We've got aggressive singing and a DNA match story you aren't going to believe. 

Bryant joins us on this episode as we talk about our run ins with the law. Spoiler alert 2/3 of the people in this podcast have been in handcuffs. We talk about traffic tickets, undercover agents, car searches, and disappointed parents. What more could you want?

We can't believe we've made it an entire year, so to reward those that listen, we hit up a little bit of all of your favorites. We share our latest "Would you Rather" results, a mini missing person story, and some stories about your favorite topic....Things our mom's didn't know.

PS- Thank you to all of our international listeners. We have no idea how you got here, and you are probably also very confused.

Well we missed two weeks of podcasting, but you know? We also didn't have a great reason. We were just busy living our life, so what better way to repay you then a new round of Would You Rather mixed with our updates of what we've been up to. What have we been up to? Well, we cried in public, twice. We had a few parties. We sang karaoke. We went to drag brunch....we were busy living life ok, so join us back to hear the stories.

Do you believe in ghosts? Would you lock yourself in an abandoned hospital or walk down a dead body shoot? If you are like Ashley, it's a ...helllll naw. If you are like Ann it's a...why not? The real question is, if you listen to this episode and you want to go on a group ghost hunt, you know who to call.

We start off this episode talking about what it was like as a child attending a Catholic mass. Four words: singing, sleeping, blood, and benches.

Then move into our Fall Breaks. How did they go? Four words: highway-robbery, coasters, panic, and scares.

Oh, ever heard Ashley get mad? WELL SHE DOES and it involves No Boo lanyards.

Released early this week, we talk about taking classes like Self Defense 103, Religious Studies 204, and Scuba Diving WTF. Nothing like tanking your GPA in a self-defense course or while you almost drown at the bottom of the Muncie Reservoir. 

We have a special guest today that talks about what life is like as a millennial manager... We are cool. We are fun. We like PTO. We are millennials...of course we like good office vibes. Isn't that why The Office was so popular? We might not like to make phone calls, but we do know how to host a staff rave......

We recap your favorite choices during the Would You Rather episode and tell the tale of two squirrels. Both tales end in a "literal" dramatic fashion.

The age old game... but hope over to our IG and answer the polls and we can see who is more normal....Ashley or Ann. Like would you rather be in a coffin full of spiders or rats? The world needs to know.

We dropped episode 33 WITH episode 32, so go back and check that one as well. In this episode, Bryant is BACK! We were SUPPOSED to talk about love stories, but as real life is not the Halmark channel....these are the real love stories, bad dates, and honeymoons from Bryant, Ashley, and Ann. We also talk about our love languages and how, we pretty much have yet to please our spouses during gift time.

Hey, we missed last week so we gave you TWO podcasts this episode is about cults...not the COLTS...like the creepy ones that starve you and control you. Big difference. We take you into our documentary deep dive and Ashley shares her tame version of a mini cult you may have heard about before.

Being a freshman in the dorms was a lot longer ago than what we want to admit. We may be having a little crisis about it. We cover the freshman year classics like R.A.s, tanning beds, and random roommates. Oh, did we mention fire alarms?