The Best Of Covino & Rich

Covino & Rich tell you why EVERY day is now April Fool's Day! Freddie Freeman's freak shower accident sparks a great topic! We find out who Uncle Carl is. There are Tush Push safety concerns & a ton of calls about freak accidents! They talk Woody Johnson & his "bogus" self-awareness. Plus, 'SHAQ DIESEL TRIVIA,' Dodger tears/Rich's daughter & Harrison Ford on the subway!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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by searching the FSR April Fools Deep Thought. To kick

(00:24):
off the show, then we are going to get to
Freddy Freeman and what is he doing in the shower?
We'll get to that, of course, shak diesel. Like you said,
I hope he's scrubbing his feet because Rich doesn't. Do
you know that? No, I clean my feet. I don't
scrub this. Every shower doesn't use any sort of washcloth,
which I think is that. I know you don't either,
Danny G. I think it's weird.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Use We both have rough manly hands. Okay, yeah, right,
you put the shower gel on your rough hands and
then you get your heel.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Dude, you got to use U segat day as my
mom would say, use a cigataea, which is a loof
of sponge. But Rich doesn't wash his feet. Erdy Freeman,
Freddie Freeman, I think was washing his feet, and something happened.
We'll explain. My point was, you said you dance in
the SuDS. If you take a couple showers a day,
if you take a shower in the morning, how many

(01:12):
showers you take every day more than you? Apparently he
takes a few. Okay, yeah, no, But I'm saying, if
all right, I was saying, let me go to the gym.
If I wake up in the morning, I can't function
without you know, clearing out the head, taking a hot shower.
And then if I go to the gym or you know,
go to the sauna at the gym or something like that.
Oh you they don't want to lay in my bed

(01:33):
with my wife with stank ass, No way. So I
think that second shower. I don't think you need to
scrub your feet twice a day. So I told Covino
Ones that I tiptoe in the sudsy's and you know,
and now he thinks I'm grosser. This guy thinks you
don't have to wash your feet. What a fool believes
Michael McDonald's style. Let's kick it off before we get
into game time and torpedo bats and how bad Rafael

(01:55):
Dever sucks. Look, if you're having a bad day, just
think about him right now. Fifteen for nineteen. Well, no,
he's fifteen strikeouts out of nineteen at bats. I mean,
can he get worse than that? Pretty bad? Fifteen strikeouts
in nineteen at bats. That's more than That's more than
Tony Gwinn had in one season in eighty five or

(02:16):
something like that. No, you got to ask yourself. You've
got to ask yourself. Do you think you, as a
regular guy, could really even do much worse than that?
When a player gets that cold there, their numbers are
almost out of a regular dude. He doesn't need batting gloves,
he needs freezy freakys because he's cold. Put a scarf

(02:36):
on this dude. He needs to come up with ear muffs.
He's so cold. In fact, in ninety five, as the
meme goes, in ninety five, Tony Gwynn had fifteen strikeouts
in five hundred and eighty five at bats. Tony Gwynn
was insane. In twenty twenty five, Raphael Devers has fifteen
strikeouts in nineteen at bats in twenty three played appearances. Yeah,
I'm not hating the dude. I'm not hating on him.

(02:56):
He's a great player. It's just a colossal out down
historically bad. So if you're having a bad day, just
know it's not as bad as that. No. Now, I
want to start with a quick thought about April Fools.
What's up your fools?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Fool?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I think it's dead. And I'll tell you why. I
think April Fool's Day and the whole concept of it
is ridiculous that I'll tell you why. It's fun maybe
for kiddies, the kiddos. Listen. I'm thinking about tonight, I'm
coaching the girls softball team. I may show up with
like whiffle balls and whiffle bats and be like hey,
the league says, well, you know, for safety reasons, this
is what we have to use. I'm trying to think, like,

(03:34):
could I play a little trick on the kiddies? That's fun?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Like my my sister Grace, she is she works
with school kids, right, like school teachers and everything. And
one of the little kids said, hey, miss Grace, I
made brownies if you want one, And my sister actually
fell for She's like, yeah, I would love one. Oh
he put poop in her hand. No, it was just

(03:58):
they cut out brown ease, brown construction paper, letter ease
in brown paper, and she's like, I got got by
little kids. I think for like little kids is still
fun because what's more rewarding than for a kid to
like make someone laugh? Right? That really builds their confidence, Like,
oh man, I'm funny. So my sister thought that was

(04:19):
cute for kids. I think it's good, builds a kid's confidence.
Is fun.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's not good for gamblers either. I zeld my booky
earlier today, a whole bunch of money on Tiger Woods
for the Masters.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's funny. That's funny. April Fools. So look at it
this way. I think April Fools stinks. And I'll give
you the reason. Number one said it's over. It's over
because you know, no one's gonna do a fake death.
That's ridiculous. Fake pregnancies are insensitive to those that can't

(04:49):
get pregnant or maybe had a miscarriage recently. So these
are all inappropriate, right, Yet it still happens, and you know,
any any real let's be honest, like terrible prank. No
one's gonna want to do it. The repercussions are bad. Now,
I think we live in a world now where every
day we're navigating this. It used to be once a

(05:12):
year where it's like, oh, let's say we're gonna trick someone.
Now every day I'm like, wait, is there something under
the pyramids? Oh? I was tricked. I heard his Tombo Roane.
The story was yesterday hit me Riangle chocolates last week,
and he goes, you know Brownni scored fifty two in
the G League.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, we didn't know because the stat looked official. It
was like one of those official memes stats. There's a
stat line rappit. Yes, yeah, And I'm like, I'm not
saying this anywhere. Danny goes, oh, hold on, I just checked.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I got got. I thought there was a torpedo glove
in the works based on the memes I saw. Did
you see that? And which one of us are watching
the G League each night? Exactly? We don't know. So yeah,
you have to research all these stupid memes we see,
even the stats, yeah, everything, because you just don't know.
So many times you're like, yo, do you see this
fight's happening And you're like, no, that fight's not happening.

(05:57):
It's nonsense. So every single day, every single day, you
are navigating social media. You're going on Instagram and your
buddy will be Yo, look at this girl I'm talking to,
and you're like, yeah, dude, she's Ai. You're an idiot,
she's not even you're talking to a dude. Probably, so,
I think every day we are now accustomed to navigating
the waters. Now I don't want to be the others

(06:17):
work fake news, not necessarily that just a lot of
nonsense on social media that you cipher through every day,
to the point that what is April Fools then just
another day? Every day someone's out there trying to fool you.
Maybe it makes April Fool's Day just more challenging, like
to catch someone off guard is even tougher as a result.

(06:39):
But you're right, I don't even think it's that that
killed April Fool's Day, Rich, if you're saying it's dead.
I think it's the fact that people started doing like
death announcements and fake pregnancies and birth announcements and things
like that. The fact that it became like sort of
low brown, insensitive sort of ruined it for everybody, and
it made you question the rules of it. I really

(07:00):
think when you're a kid, like you said, it's fun
and now that we're grown ups, you realize that they're
either mean or again maybe it's alive and well with
kids everything. Yeah, every day as an adult like may Day,
little may baskets. You know, you guys just all made
me realize the reality of it. Adults deal with so
much bs on a regular basis, so many fools. I

(07:23):
was gonna say, I don't have time for people trying
to trick me. And I also if you do trick me,
I'm gonna punch in the notes, like I don't got
time for you to be playing tricks. And most adults,
most adults in a stress, trying to pay their mortgage,
looking at their bank account, you know, picking their kids
up a dance class, to go to softball, to go
to baseball, cooking dinner. They got time to be tricked.
You know what would be cool though, if you just

(07:44):
subtly drop something like yo, Rich, yeah, man, Yeah, Well
we're gonna talk about Woody Johnson later. By the way,
do you hear about the show Paradise? Yeah? You believe
they canceled season two? Those and just let it sit. Yeah,
I Enrich repeats it to someone else God and Rich
morning shows. I liked it.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
When I was hosting morning shows on hip hop radio stations.
People aren't thinking about the date when they first wake up,
So on morning shows you could get people and kind
of do it subtle too, I remember.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But social media is such a reminder all the time
it is hard to forget. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
True, Well, this right before social media was a big deal.
I remember pulling a stunt where I told my morning crew,
I say, here's what we're gonna do, and I had
the turntable guy in on it too. I said, no
matter what song we're playing, let's come back and announce
it as a different artist and just all be in unison.
So Ashanti would be on the air and we'd come
back and we'd be like Q one on four seven

(08:39):
it is six forty eight am and right there with
some rock him classic old school, and we did it
for every single song. People were losing their damn mind
The phone lines were little, what's going on is this
voice track? Like they lost their minds. And then you know,
as the morning went on, people thought about the date
in the calendar.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh, I see what they're doing. So is the question?
The question is has social media ruined April Fool's Day?
Is it over because every day's April Fools Day. We're
always trying to trick somebody or always getting tricked. There's
always fake articles and fake news or is it just
something that was? Was it always? Is? It always was?
For the kids? Danny during during the NFL Draft build

(09:22):
up during the NFL free agency? How many times when
we send each other memes do we have to double
check because it might just be like a funny meme
someone made up, like oh, Aaron Rodgers signed here, And
you're like, you know who does this all the time?
My mom my mom will send me something like Richie,
did you see who's on the Raiders now? And I'm like, mom, well, no.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
There are a lot of fan websites now for different
NFL teams and they report stuff that is gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
But it Yeah, that is so bad and I quickly
unfollow those sites. Yeah, and there's a graphic that goes
along with it. It's so misleading. If you see the
fake graphics about your team having a Netflix movie or show. Yeah,
they have done that for just about every team, right,
every Yeah, Danny's exactly right. It's all these trade rumors,

(10:07):
like that's not happening. Yeah, and you go up the comment,
Nolan Aron, I don't know they did it. Yeah, you
read the comments too, and people are so mad. They're
like a race delete this account now worse. So, yeah,
you're right, Rich. That does put a little damper on
the old April Fool's fun that we used. Not so
much a damper. I'm just saying we deal with this
every day. So it's like like this morning, and do

(10:27):
you see what President Trump did? This is interesting. He's
doing a lot with the tariffs. You could be a fan,
you could hate the guy. I don't care. This is
just the news.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Though.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Donald Trump pushed back all his tariff stuff till tomorrow
because he wanted there to be no confusion. He actually said,
I don't want to do this on April Fool's Day
because you don't want to leave anything possibly up in
the air, like O is that true or not? So
he actually pushed all those things till tomorrow. Forget about Yeah,

(10:55):
I forget about him. What about former President George Bush
who said, fool me once, shame on you. They fool
me twice. Can't get fooled. The can't get fooled a game?
I mean one of the best quotes.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Shame on, shame on you.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
It fooled me.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
We can't get fooled again. I've always said that. I've
always said, can't get fuled. We get it, can't get
fooled again. So hey, I think you're onto something rich.
Every day we're navigating these stupid waters. So maybe the
fun spin on it is it's even tougher to get
people with their trained eye in twenty twenty five. You know,

(11:33):
back when we were kids, the only thing that you questioned, like, oh,
I don't know if that's real, is when you'd be
at the supermarket or at your grandma's house and she
would have like those magazines like the Sun, and it'd
be like wolf Boy. That was the only trickery of
the eighties and nineties. My grandma's Mexican news. They discovered

(11:54):
bat Boy every two weeks. Tabloids bat Boy, it was tabloids.
It was tabloids in line of Shopwrider, Wegman, the Sun,
the Mirror of the Sun, all those. But Sam, that's
our every day when we're scrolling on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook,
we are now scrolling through the Mirror and the Sun
and all that in just the current form. So when

(12:15):
April Fool's Day comes around, I'm just like another day.
I saw some like transfer Portal news on Twitter and
I'm like, I don't even know if I should believe
this on today, Like just wait, I see if other
people pick it up. I even saw like Adam Schefter
reporting on some stuff and I'm like, he's above this, right,
Like I didn't even know if I should be believing
the real people. I think what you should do just

(12:37):
to get one of your bodies is to drop some
stuff that you know they're bound to repeat, but don't
tell them it's fake, and don't make it real like
big news. Then the big news is obvious, Like you're right, Yeah, dude,
Raphael Devers, Yeah man, he's uh. They said he quit
and he's working at Starbucks now, No way, no real.
He says he couldn't take it anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
And you guys, I think you talked about this last year,
if not the April Fools. Prior to that, your friends
got you by saying, oh my god, did you mean
to post that?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh yeah for that about I remember we were in
the other studio. This is a great April Fools. You
know what I endorse this one. So for all the
bs you're seeing, this is a really good one because
again harmless and it's really fun. It makes the person panic.
Text all your friends, right, and just text them the
following Yo, dot dot dot did you mean to post that?

(13:31):
What are you talking about? Everyone's butet? Yeah? Everyone ever
know the butthole is gonna cunch, Like they start checking
their Facebook, their Instagram, checked all my pages. I forgot
about It's it's still alive. You just gotta be crafty, Danny.
That's the one. And you know what, I'm gonna do
that to everyone I know during this next break. His

(13:52):
whole stance, right is April Fools is over. It is.
And then during commercial he's there pranking it everybody laughing
like an idiot with one caveat. I know you called
me an idiot, like it over Meanwhile, the whole time,
instead of going over what we're discussing, he's like laughing
to himself because he's pranking everybody. Just proves the maturity

(14:14):
of our ship. So while social media on a day
to day essentially is April Fools because it's all just nonsense,
Oh Aliens, Cavina, broh, It's fake. Uh, you see what's
on to the pyramids. Every day we're getting bamboozled, so
April Fools is no different. However, there is one prank
that remains, and Danny g thanks for reminding me of

(14:36):
my own prank. We did this a couple of years
ago and I redid it and I still got people.
I almost got my wife. She's like, what you just
text people in your life? Yo? Did you mean to
post that everyone? My buddy Mike just hit me up.
He goes what where he was awest way to pick
up his kids from school, and he said his heart
and stomach dropped, like post what you're gonna cause the

(14:59):
guy have an accident? Yeah, it's the you just panic.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, everybody thinks about the skeletons deep down their phone.
And then the problem is people can screen grab even
a mistake, so it lives on forever.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm canceled, now, bro, do you mean to post that? Yeah? Anyway,
we're Cavino and Rich. Thanks for being Danna ass fools
on this Fuesday Tuesday. Speaking of April Fools, that joke
does work, Rich, and it wasn't a joke as far
as what happened last night or over the weekend. I'm
not sure when it happened. I just know that Freddie

(15:33):
Freeman didn't play yesterday. Freddie Freeman missed the Los Angeles
Dodgers series opener against the Braves on Monday for a
rather unexpected reason.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts told reporters that Freeman had a
little mishap, a little mishappy getting into the shower, which
caused his surgically repaired right ankle to swell a little bit.
So that's the really downside of the story. And so
the Dodgers only, the Dodgers only won six one except.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I know, well, yo, Freeman to start the season has
been on a roll. Oh, so it was bad news
going into the game.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You don't want any previous injury to be reaggravated, right,
So let's talk about it. I know you rich have
a few shadower stories of your own, but embarrassing injuries,
and like I said, the fact that he reinjured, this
is what makes it a bad story. We hope he
comes back, We hope he's all right. I'm a Yankees guy,

(16:30):
but I don't want to see Freddy Freeman, you know, hurt.
We don't know how long he's out for. Right, they're
leting him recoup a little bit, and they're gonna see
I haven't heard any updates yet. Day to day is
day to day. So he always wants to play. We
know that we saw that in the World Series. But
how her does he? Who knows? But he slipped. So

(16:50):
let's get to your phone calls, and truthfully, whatever I
hear today, I'm not gonna believe anyway. I know, right,
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, we got Danny
g on Standby. We got Iowa Sam with all your
favorite fool songs on this Tuesday, he's on the Ones
and Tues we got the in Buyer and Spotty tell
us the story that you told me? Where don't you

(17:11):
want to vacation? I was trying to get over if
there's kids listening, Uh, I was in the shower with
a with an ex girlfriend because we were sitting there,
We're scrubbing each other down because I could have reached
my back. You were saving water to each other's feet.
You're scubbing each other's feet. Yeah, So I remember my
ex was like, let's go in the shower, and in
my mind, I'm like Oh, well, someone's always cold. It's

(17:32):
the wrong type of wet. There's so many wrong things
about it. Usually the guy that's cold. I'll take Covido's joke.
You know those like shower gloves your your girl has
like to scrub herself. Covino's like, he puts those on
ause he's cold.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, we talked about how your wife uses a Keith
Hernandez glove, remember, Yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
So someone's always cold. It's the wrong type of wet.
The circumstances. It sounds like, you know, hot and sexy
never fun in the shower. But I'm on vacation, I'm
in my twenties. I was with an X and I
must have pulled a Freddy Freeman because I was like
I slipped and you know the woo the fawcet where

(18:17):
before you go to the shower, like to fill up
the tub, that faucet at the bottom. Yeah, I fell
and scraped my whole back, like up my back, and
I was like, I'm bleeding from my back, and I'm
trying to decide, like do I continue, Like what what
do I do? I think we're gonna call this a day.
But till this day, I have a scar on my

(18:38):
back and it's from a failed Oh I thought that
was a tramp stamp. Now that was just from a
failed attempt at shower. Lovin your ass crack. No, no,
that's not what it is. Oh so it's next to
a butterfly tattoo. It's right right up about wow.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Though, I remember Rich had like he's back bandage, and
he told this story of like this failed moment of romance.
And you know that's what makes the story even funnier
because you were trying to be all sexy about it
and then something goes wrong like that. Remember the movie
Van Wilder when he oils up the girl and they
catch on fire and he like slips off her out
the window or something. Dude, I actually have a similar thing.

(19:18):
I was trying to get all romantic my college days,
and what did you really know about romance?

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Like lighting a candle? So I was trying to light
a cant and I dropped all the hot wax all
over me, and I was like, god, my finger started
blistering up, and the girl's like I think I'm in
a leave. Nah no, no, it's okay. My finger like sizzled,
it melted away and I remember like being in so
much pain, and she did leave swear to got a
true story, which made it even more embarrassing. But that's

(19:43):
what we're getting at, Like your stupid embarrassing injuries based
on Freddie Freeman. And it doesn't have to be in
the world of sports, but you hear him all the time.
Wasn't it Kevin Brown who punched the wall? Right? There's
been a ton of these freak injuries in baseball, yeah,
oh baseball especially, But you hear about him in sports
all the time. It could be in your own personal life.
I remember I was I was like a like an

(20:06):
early teen, like thirteen years old maybe right? Oh soo
the same size you are now, same size I am
right now hitting bombs. And you know, I was playing
around in the backyard and dad was doing some sort
of like I don't know, working on the patio or something,
and there was all these planks of wood just laying there.
And what do you do when you see like little
bars of wood, You just like try to balance on it, right,

(20:28):
I'm trying to Well, you're a huge Mary lou rettenfin
I was a huge gymnast guy back in these days,
you know, and I was trying to do my best
balancing act, and dude, sure enough, I'm walking just on,
just just daydreaming, like who cares. I'm just walking in
the backyard, and I'm walking down this piece of wood
and I stepped dead on it. The nail went right
through the shoe, right through my shoe and through my foot,

(20:49):
and I had to pull it out of ud like
your marpha. Yeah, I went right through my foot. But
why though, because I was an airhead or a balloon head,
just like floating around in my backyard, bouncing on this
piece of wood like I'm marry the rettin, and I
went right through my foot. Dude, I remember a story.
I remember a story case you know you told about
your dad, Big Steve. Oh, it's the best story this.

(21:11):
I'm You're lucky your dad didn't die. This is the
best one, so I gotta tell it. Thanks for reminding
me again. Same back here. That's what's accident, same backyard.
My buddy Gus was over the house part of the story,
and my dad was by the grill. Everybody remembers their
dad by the grill, getting ready to cook something for
you and your buddy. He's like, hey, hey, gus, what

(21:31):
do you want a hamburger? Cause like, yeah, they had
you like it cooked. Meanwhile, parents never care, they cook
it the same way at the time. So my dad's
chopping the hamburger meet and he's trying to get the
hamburger Patty's I guess separated, and all of a sudden, dude,
he's just chopping away with the knife, and all of
a sudden, I hear ah, and I'm thinking, April fools,

(21:51):
what's going on. He's like ah ah. And no one
sees their dad like cry or act in this way ever, right,
So I'm like, I have to be like fourteen thirteen
years old. I'm looking at him and my buddy guts
like what's going on. He's like ah ah, And dude,
he goes stumbling down the driveway bleeding everywhere because he
stabbed himself in the leg while chopping the meat. So

(22:13):
he's chopping the meat and slipped him stands himself right
in the leg. Bro And I'll never forget that because
I thought he was messing around. Like when you see
your dad reacting that where you're like, Dad, right now,
you know you've probably at some point will hurt yourself
trying to do something for your kids. I remember I
got a whiffle ball stuck in a tree. I don't
know how, but you know, like a full tree. Whiffleball

(22:35):
got stuck up there. I go, Dad, He goes, hold
on on it, Richie. And my dad was wearing flip
flops or has he called him in the eighties thongs?
Your dad wore thongs before Cisco made him cool. So
my dad's wearing all my thongs. I'm like, Dad, don't
call him that anymore.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Please.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Your dad thinks the Cisco songs about his shoes. Oh,
showing off my sixty thongs. My dad, in flip flops
ofry thongs, jumps up to get my whiffle ball out
of the tree lands and turns his ankle, and he
was mad at me, Like your son of a man,

(23:12):
because of you, and you're still a whiffle ball. My
dad's ankles all taped up because he tried to get
the whiffle ball. But when it comes to sports, I
have a few I want to throw out there. But
let's get the phones going. The most interactive show on
Fox Sports Radio April Fool's Day. We're talking about foolish
behavior the weird freak injuries a la Freddie Freeman missing

(23:34):
a couple of games because he slipped in the shower.
Sammy Sosa sneezing. We've all heard this, right, Yeah, it's
a famous one. And because we all know that feeling
where like you're sort of holding a sneeze in or not.
But my neck, like his neck right, my neck? Am
I back? Ah? Yeah, he was out for a while

(23:54):
because of that. When I was a little and pulled
I think he pulled a neck muscle or something in
the mid midst uh when I was a little kid
growing up on the East Coast in the eighties and nineties.
Everyone remembers this, but it was a big, big story
back East when Bobby Oheita caught his finger off with
hedge clippers by mistake. He's why would Bobby oh hate

(24:16):
to be trimming his own hedges and bushes at his yard?
But don't you remember that story? Bobby o Hater totally
cuts his finger off, totally remember that. Let's get involved
April Fool's Day eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
These are true stories we tell though we're not messing around,
and it all is from the Freddie Freeman story of
him re injuring his ankle that he had surgery on

(24:40):
slipping in the shower. What up, dB, I.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
Don't know if you guys I mean, were of the
same age, but I knew a lot of older guys
who are missing a digit or two like my uncle.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
It was not and I felt like it was more common.
My grandfather had nine fingers. My grandfather's fingers were all
mangled too. He was a bush, yes, so his fingers
were all sliced and butchered up and weird looking. My
uncle Harry did not have all ten fingers.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Ten.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
My grandfather was missing his left pointer. And the answer
was this is how people operated so differently. Nineteen thirties
in Brooklyn, him and his brother were chopping wood. His
brother cut his finger off and I remember asking him, like, Grandpa,
what did you do with the finger? He goes, oh,
we throw it out like you threw it out. Oh yeah,

(25:29):
just threw it at His brother ran away from home
because he was scared. So his brother ran away for
a week and he's like, oh, no, nine fingers, Dan Byn,
that's such a funny observation is the loss of digits
was like, you know, everyone had so much more.

Speaker 10 (25:42):
An uncle Carl, who was missing a digit. Yeah, and
he was like he worked with cars, but the rumor
was that he kind of I think he did collections. Sure,
so I think something happened. I think he somebody should
would land on your fingers.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
One of my best buddies, the Celtics didn't cover his
his dad, one of my best buddy's dad was missing
a finger, right, and my family happened to be there
when it happened. It's just a small world sort of thing.
The families grow up together. And his dad was running
his finger his hand across a chain link fence and

(26:17):
the ring got caught in the fence and ripped his
finger off. He had to get it removed. Yeah, so buddy,
you see on a car or something. No, I just
run in with his hand going across the fence. Very sensitive, dude.
I have no idea how it happened, but I know
my buddy's dad had a finger missing. So think about
more freak injuries, especially in sports. Like Rich said, there's

(26:37):
plenty of stories and sports that we can get to
and we just hope Freddie Freeman's eye even though the
Dodgers are just fine. But first, Oh, they only they might.
I just other research. They might only win one hundred
and twenty two games to share if he's out a
few more. Now, damn buyer, what's going on? My friend?

Speaker 9 (26:53):
He never stopped him from smoking though, right, ye know,
like doesn't matter how many digits gonna We're gonna make
that work.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
In the car too, with the windows up.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
The NFL had a lot of news makers today, especially
when it comes to the rules tush push that's been
pushed to May. No decision has been made on the
play made famous by the Philadelphia Eagles. They talked about
it for about thirty to forty minutes. Sixteen teams reportedly
against the tush push. More conversations coming up in May. Hey, Dan,

(27:24):
can I ask you like a really dumb question.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I watch football every week just like everybody else, aside
from the pylon aspect of what's happening, Like what's the
big risk? Like why is this such? I'll tell you
why where the football? I'll tell you what your answer? Yeah,
I want to know. If you want a really good
follow up, I'll promote one of the other shows here
on Fox Sports Radio. I was very pro Push Push
until I saw LeVar Arrington, So to give his angle
on it, yeah, being a former football player. Yeah, because
everybody could do it if they have the right players.

(27:49):
That's the one angle. So well, then what doesn't everyone
do it? More about? Not just the pilon like the
integrity of like you know, the offense or his defense.
Like once a running back his forward progress is stopped,
that's the end of the play. That's football. So when
you just get guys pushing and pushing, it sot of
takes away. Okay, almost like the integrity. I like that
more than like is it where's all the injuries? Is

(28:11):
it really that big of a deal because we don't
see it that often this show.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Yeah, this was the commissioner's messaging earlier today.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
There are safety issues that are being considered. In that case,
we have very little data from it. So there you go,
Boise and Caleb, you're on a CONVENI on retch. What's up? Man?

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Well?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Good man? What's tell you? Mine? What up? Man?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
All right? First time caller? I got two for you,
and they're both involving holidays, which makes them that much
more unfortunate. So Scottie Scheffler got class charged in his
hand making raviole on New Year's Oh terrible miss missed
the first major I believe. And then secondly it's a
Jason Pierre Paul the football player.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
He blew some.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Fingers off with a firework accident on the fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
He is the prime example. I remember always being like,
how could he, an NFL player, be the guy that
holds fireworks? Boo, totally remember that. But he made me
think of didn't Derek Rose cut his fingers slicing an
apple or something like that and he was out for
a little while. No, he just didn't have an avocado hand,
remember that whole thing. He just suffered from far more
severe injuries that people forget about that.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Do you know that?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
To thing Sam and emergency rooms, there's avocado hend where
people when they're trying to make walker slice and avocado
they put in their palm slip and the people go
into the hospital with a slice in their palm, and
most of the time it's some idiots trying to slice
an avocado. All right, Dave Virginia, what's up?

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah, Hey, it's first time caller.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
When I was a college sophomore, I broke a risk sleeping.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Sleeping, Yeah, that's like, yeah, right on your day off.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
So yeah, well so when you're when you're on the
when you're in the dorm, they would tell you this kit.
It would turn the two bunk bits in the dorm
into two like upper bunks. THI you're like six feet
off the floor, and I went to sleep one night,
rolled out of bed, sell six feet to the top floor,
brought my wrist.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh thanks Dave, Andy and Montana. What's up Andy? Andy? Well,
but then again, though, think of all the room for
activities he had. What's up, buddy?

Speaker 8 (30:16):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Hey man, just letting you know you got a lot
of fans here in Great Falls. Montana.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Thanks, Man's a great word.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
All right, this is a dumb one years ago, Me
and my buddy get down unloading his pickup truck and
I'm leaning up. I'm doing the drunkn lean up against
his tailgate, and unbeknownst to me, he starts to raise
the tailgate. Got me up on my toes. So, needless
to say, three days later, after frozen peas every day
you got that's.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
A killer wedgieit there. You ever seen that video?

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Of the girl.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
She's trying to be all sexy, like posing in a
tree and she falls but the tree holds onto her
baby bathing suit bottom and she's like, oh, I mean
there's a million. Yeah, I'm thinking of one in particular.
Let's go to Nate Dog. What's up, Nate? Oh, Hi,
what's about Hey guys?

Speaker 8 (31:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hey buddy?

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah? I had one when I was about fifteen. My
dad was building in the garage my sister's bedframe, and
my girlfriend was come picking me up, and that was
the first time they met. And he comes out of
the garage with the nail and all three of.

Speaker 8 (31:19):
Us and three of his fingers.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Every time I think of nailing someone, your picture of
mister Larson from Happy Gilmour nail his head now guy
who played a Jaws right from the Bond movies. Yes,
but uh again, I have three that you're gonna want
to hear for sure, because I think they're my favorite ones.
They're horrible, They're horrible, but they were freak injuries. But

(31:42):
we have time for one more. Let's the two phone
calls and that we'll take yours to uh to cap
off this great natral fools conversation trip. What's up Vegas?

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Hey, Hey, good afternoon.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Gentleman.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Always was to listen and talk to y'all.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
I got to remember when Jeff Kent was sitting with
his cleaning his truck, the Washington Truck, and was popping
wheelies that came out.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
That's how he got hurt.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
And then the second one, this was a lady I
worked with at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
She was no medically.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
She came in one day and we heard she's in bad.
Actually she had both.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
Of her hands in casts and we said what happened?
She said, I was using a miter saw and I
cut the tips off my left fingers.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
He was like, well, how'd you do the other side?

Speaker 8 (32:24):
She said, My husband came to help me in want
to know how I hurt myself?

Speaker 6 (32:28):
I showed him and she did it again.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh my goodness, that's the worst. Wow, how you know it?
We'll take Cavino, Well, I want to hear your top three?
All right, John and Rena wrap it up, and then
Covino's got his top three?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
What do I Hey, guys, thanks for having me on
no problem real quick. When I was in seventh grade,
we were playing pickup basketball in the playground with those
old metal nets. If you remember this, Yeah, of course,
so our particular who the ball would get stuck every
four up their fifth shot, you know what I mean,
Then that would hold it up. So I go gangbusters

(33:05):
and jump up, knock the ball out of the net,
come down with a hook, pull my finger wide open. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Man, freaking injuries. So we wish Freddy Freeman the best.
But the ones that come to mind for me, I
have one more personal one than two that everybody could remember. Yeah,
I remember playing just tackle football, open field tackle football.
I remember like catching some win like yeah, open field,
like I'm Jerry Rice, and all of a sudden I

(33:36):
get clotheslined by you know those metal things that are
connected to telephone poles sometimes those metal wires stabilizing, stabilized, like,
he didn't decapitate you, dude. One took me out totally
close line me. My eyelid was like falling off my face.
I had to run home one of those bad boys.

(33:57):
But I remember being totally injured by one of those things.
Didn't see that one coming, right, So that happened to
me when I was a kid, and then two in
the world of the sports that come to mind, they're horrible.
Kendris Morales freak injury. Well, Kendrick Morales was one that
changed the way people celebrate. That was the worst. That
was the walk off. Was it a grand Slam? I think?
But he gets home, he jumps on home plate and bam,

(34:19):
he's out for the rest of the year. Ever, the
same after that, and another one that's really sad, but again,
freak injury. Don Baylor dislocated. I believe his femur right
dislocated and fractured his right femur while catching a ceremonial
first pitch from Vladdy Guerrero. And if you guys remember,
he ended up being sick at that time, so it

(34:41):
even was even more sad as a result. Don Baylor
legend if you watched that clip, now so sad to
watch because he's sitting there catching the first pitch and
his whole leg bends out if it's not supposed to bend.
If you haven't seen him. Sort of torn on whether
or not I would suggest watching it because it's sad,
you know, really said, but again, freaking let me have
on a light one. Then you know we're talking about

(35:03):
how optics like, sometimes a player gets injured and yeah,
they're golfing and you're like, what are they doing. I
remember an injury where I'm like, what is this guy doing.
Joanna Cespitus was such a great Oakland A. He was
a great met But you remember Cesspis So would always
have issues, like he'd disappear, he'd have an odd injury,
he'd be golfing when he was on the eel. He
was so good and so bad out at the same time.

(35:23):
Cesspitus Cespedis. I remember one of the reasons he was
on the ile once was that he was one of
those guys in the off season had a ranch and
he was, you know, one of those like old school guys.
He has a ranch down and you know wherever he lives.
Apparently he was having a little squabble with a wild
boar and he stepped in a hole and turned his

(35:44):
leg and ankle and knee and everything. But the explanation was, yeah,
he had an altercation with a wild boar. And I'm like,
if this guy's just trouble faral pigs man, they're an
issue in some states.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
How about Marty Cordova of the Orioles Back in two
thousand and two, he fell us sleep in a tanning bed.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh yeah, I remember that. He was the former Rookie
of the Year.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
He had a really bad sunburned to his face and
doctors told him he had to stay out of the sun,
and so he missed a bunch of games day games.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Of course it wasn't an injury. But do you remember
when that happened to a rod like two years ago
and he had to explain everybody that he's Dominican and
fell he fell asleep in the sun. So stupid, think
we tell you. I think I speak on behalf of
every grown man that ever used a tanning bed in
their life. And I'm talking a lot of East Coast people, goes, hey, listen,
in the two thousands, I think a lot of people
went tanning. Danny g you're in the sunny skies of California,

(36:36):
grown up. But did people go tanning out here like
they still did? But yeah, we could just lay out
on ox and Ard shores places a tanning bed like memberships. Yeah,
I went to a tanning salon memberships to go to
Hawaiian tropics, those little goggles with the little eye. I
went to a place in Brooklyn, Hollywood tan Now we
live out here, but I think every guy had the

(36:57):
same dumb fantasy because it was always a hot girl.
The hottest girls worked at tanning salons and always had
a fantasy guest you'd be laying in there in the
tanning bed Dac and them. I always ens in my
mind was like, can I come in like I waited
for that every time never happened. I think every guy
thought that. My buddy said it happened to him one time, lying,

(37:17):
Adam Glynn, enough room in those tanning beds would make
I would make make room, all right. Thank you for
all the feedback. Thank you guys, thanks for everything. Again.
Our best to Freddy Freeman. It seems like he's okay.
If if Roberts is calling it a little mishap, it
seems to be fine. It's just the fact that it
was the same ankle that he injured last year. That possible.

(37:39):
You know what, It's possible. Freddy Freeman's got little kids,
and I might eve been joking he's got little ones, right, Yeah,
your kids ever take a bath and they leave like
mister bubble remnants on the bottom of the floor, almost
like soap. Scummy and then and then you step in
and you got little kids in doing bubble baths. That'll happen. Uh. Now,
something I want to get to before we play Shock
Diesel trivia and get into all that. By the way,

(38:01):
I saw Shack getting coffee. Man, it's tired and angry. Yeah,
So before we get to Shack, I think, first of all,
nothing funnier than an old white guy using the word bogus.
But Woody Johnson, who has one of the greatest names.
Let's be honest, what's better, Jimmy Johnson or Woody Johnson.

(38:24):
Woody Johnson. Woody Johnson's pretty great. Woody Johnson. Uh, you
know they did the survey. Of course his name's Woody Johnson.
Of his name is the cooleth. So they did the
survey facilities, how the teams treat the teams. Remember the
NFL report card about a month ago or so. I

(38:46):
only bring this up now because like a day ago,
Woody Johnson said he keeps saying it. He won't top
saying it, but Ed beabth he called the report bogus.
And it's very like Bill and Ted, I know. And
then they go, well, mister Johnson, what part of this report.

(39:07):
It's very speccoli, like what part of this report don't
you necessarily believe in? And his answer was the whole thing.
So it just brings up you know, sometimes people just
have an inability to be self aware of their flaws. Listen,
I know I'm a yappy, annoying guy. There's some people
that don't know. I just don't think you know how
yappy I relax. Back me up. I don't think he knows.

(39:32):
Yesterday I said Rich can never donate his blood because
it's full of natural cocaine. I don't know. No, Rich knows.
He's self aware, but I don't think he truly knows
the impact or like how people look at him, like
what's what's this guy all about? When they don't know you? Like,
this is this guy for real?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
To tie it back to sports Rich, Jimmy Haslam admitted
failure the big miss, the big swing and miss with
Deshaun Watson, and that was.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's interesting to be able to while the guys on
the roster. We talked about with that with Dan Byer
yesterday and said he's still on the roster. Right to
say a current player on your team that you're paying
more than any other player on your team except one
you're saying that guy was a swing and miss. So
self awareness in your moves is very important, not only
in life, in relationships and work everything. And it's not

(40:23):
even that, it's like you're not listening to the constructive
criticism media. And by the way, the other day to
point out, I know I'm yappy and annoying, I was
at the La Kings game. You're like a grown man
Kimmy Gibbler kind of that's the way.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
I like.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
That's a good but by the way, speaking of full house, No,
this is not April fools. This is a great news.
Dave Coolier, did you see he's cancer free? I did see.
Remember he had like a very grim prognosis. Dave Cook
caught it out. Especially when you call me Steve Arno.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
It really.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Hockey six. Yeah, makes me feel like I'm talking to
like a Kimmy Gibbler with a mustache. So I'm at
the La Kings game. And before we go to the
game at Crypto, what's that the sports bar like Tom's Ye,
Tom's watch bar. Tom's watch bar right across from the
you know, the arena. We're having tacos and a couple
of drinks and having some appetizers. And I did catch

(41:16):
myself saying like, man, I am just NonStop no because
when anyone, when no one talks for a minute or
even like thirty seconds, I'm like, what's next, Like I'm
doing a radio show in real life. Anxious, anxious, It's OK.
It's a great body for Yeah, I mean that could
have chose better. A guy who never shuts up. That's incredible.
But but but I'll see grown man like all sitting

(41:38):
there and I'm like, no one, if no one says
anything for thirty seconds, I'm like, you know, you guys,
what do you guys think about the torpedo mats?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Like the times you can just coexist with people? But
to me, I know I'm annoying. But bringing it back
to Woody Johnson, I don't think you're aware of you.
I am. No, I'm talking a spot oh top. I
think is it self awareness or the ability to even

(42:06):
take constructive criticism, because I'll be honest, you know, I
think I'm very self aware, but I'm not very good
with constructive criticism.

Speaker 10 (42:14):
I don't want to hear it either. See he says,
says you, I don't care what you say, do you
think that's how I feel?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
If you're perfect to see you think you're a delight
here ask everyone around here with thinking I made a
simple comment about how he can't just exist, and he's
turning it on me. I think constructive criticism is really tough,
Like Danny G. I mean, you've worked in radio, it's
a boss's job sometimes to tell you, like when we
talk music, say when we because we all did radio

(42:40):
hosting as far as talking up songs, your boss's job
sometimes is to tell you how to do it better.
And I'd be they would have what they called air
check sessions, yes, and how many times in the back
of my mind I'd be thinking, well, if you knew
how to do it, so, yeah, wouldn't you be doing it?
I've been right, So like, constructive criticism is hard to
swallow sometimes even though it might be truthful. I've been

(43:03):
in meetings with Kavino where I see him gritting his
teeth and biting his tongue because someone's like criticizing something
and he is right, and the truth is, you know,
sometimes the what's the old expression about not the best
players were? What is it about? Fool me? Once? Shame?

Speaker 8 (43:22):
On you fool shame on, shame on, you can't get
fooled again.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
That's the one. That's the one I was. That's all.
But the title back to Woody Johnson, and uh, of
course is it the general manager of the Cliffland Browns,
the owner, the owner. Where you got two owners, one
showing awareness that we made a big organizational mistake with
Deshaun Watson, and one owner in Woody Johnson, that can't

(43:51):
accept the fact that he's saying bogus, it's bs, it's
a lie. There's no way my players would vote anything
bad about this organization. That to me is that to
me is like terrible news if you're a New York
Jet or part of that organization that the owner can't
even accept, like, you know what, maybe there is room
for improvement, Maybe there is room for how we treat

(44:11):
the families, or maybe the facilities or the attitude around here.
When you just are like, true, you complained about me,
it must be incorrect. But I think it's it happens
in life all the time. How many times have you
had a discussion with your wife or girlfriend about how
you could eat better and they tell you what you
could do, and you go back to your old ways. Anyway,

(44:32):
I didn't want to hear all that. You can stop now,
you just like going through the motions like he didn't
want to hear any of that. That's the truth, facts, facts,
So just keep that in mind in your life, with
your marriage, with your boss, with your friends. You know.
The sad fun fact for baseball fans, while it's been

(44:53):
a great start of the season, it's the first time
in seventy five plus years that there was no Bob
Yuker or Scully on opening Day? Is that crazy to think?
Like those two guys were part of baseball for not
only our lives, our parents' lives and everything. I wanted
to let that sit in simmer out of respect before
I said, great start to baseball for everyone except Rafael Deveres.

(45:15):
That's all, okay, great? Yeah for everyone, Yeah, except Rafael Devers. Alright,
it's time shack Diesel trivia. Let's go. Whenever we say
not to name drop, that means we're about to name drop.
I'd Oh, my goodness, not only our CNR friends with
Tyson and Mahomes, hey man, they're also buddies with a
big Aristontas.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
What's up this big shot Diesel aka Shatfuu aka shot
Daddy aka the Big Aristotle.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Guess what it's done? Some sing o prodect. Time for
some basketball TRIVIAE basketball trivia? What he said, I's to
break backboards now I'm breaking records for EFISOL radio Shack
deesel basketball trivia.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
All right, FSR security walk in our broke shackfo into
the main studio.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
What upool shackfool happy fool shack shack foul shack. Did
you see your pals Ernie and Chuck taking shots at
each other?

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Where'd those fools say? I was just making fun of
uh he did you see this Danny Jake whatever his
name is, Ernie?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Ernie got you know, Charles Barkley did this whole thing
like I don't want I don't want to hear your opinion.
You didn't play like yeah ye. And then they were
talking about cutting down nuts and winning championships and Ernie goes, hey, Shaq, Charles,
do you have any thoughts on that? So they're going
back and forth. They're fools.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
He's going on, congrats Jack, your son just committed to
play ball at Sacramento State. No, I was airbo fools
joke by way of Florida A and M. No, that
was a big joke, big joke.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Big joke.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Actually he's playing with Mike Bibby, former Sacramento King, Mike Bibby.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
And yeah, formerly he was at Florida A and M.
Now he's a Sacramento state. Proud shack dad, very proud
of secure shack daddy. All right, jack daddy. Yeah, let's
meet the contestant. Ten time winner Rich Davis right over there.
Four time winner Spotty Boy, big number five today I
feel it. Thirteen time winner Dan Byer.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
And looking to win a CNR stainless steel Swiggy is
Steven in Spokane, Washington.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
What up, Steven? Hey, Steve? What's up? What do you
do for a living there in Spokane? All right?

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Hip and shoulders?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
What is it? I'm sorry?

Speaker 8 (47:29):
What was up?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
He sells herbs for shoulders.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Yeah, Art, I think he.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Said herbs, like how you got medicine? O? I think
he just called you a he tigerbaum. He sells head, no, shoulders,
knees and toast. All right.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Here are the rules for Shack Diesel trivia. The first
contestant with two correct answers, it's the champion. If there's
a tie, we have a tie breaker question. Your name
is your buzzer, but you do have to wait until
all three possible answers are read. If there's two wrong
ones in a row, we move on to the next question.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Are you ready? Let's get it out?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
All right, April fools, let's get this shack full party
started in twenty fifteen. Twenty sixteen. In the season, how
many wins did the Golden State Warriors finish with? A
seventy three? B seventy or C sixty seven?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Stavid Steven, Hey, no, a seventy seventy three? Yeah, season
there were seventy three and nine.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Oh, don't like you know now, mister know it all? No,
I listened to the show he does this all I thought,
b with seventy three again. You just can't stop talking
to this guy. He just wants to be right all
the time. No, that's the season they broke the Bulls
record of seventy two wins from ninety five ninety six.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yep, and what happened to that team? All right, Steven,
you are halfway to a swig. Yes week we go
to round two?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
All right, round two? Shaq fu? What up? Fools.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
What country was my former teammate Rick Fox born in
A Canada, B, France or C the UK?

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Speak?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Oh, Steven, Steven snuck in there? What's that defense?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
No, damn buyer for the Steve Canada. Yes, he was
born in Toronto. Boom buyer on the board, So Stephen.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Rick Fox very handsome man. Yeah, Steve, very happy.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I'm sure no one's ever told them that before. All right,
we moved to round three. Steven and dB on the board.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
All right, round three?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
What was I once quoted saying about finances? Hey, money
is meant to be spent on cars and boats. B.
I party hard weekly, so I also make investments daily
or ce save, save, save, put away a piece every paycheck? Steven, See, yes,

(49:53):
I've always said it, save save, say, put away a
piece every paycheck, put a little piece away.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Just like that, we are mailing out a shiny CNR
stay in the steel swig. He just Spokane, Washington and
grant Stephen.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Thank good, thank you, and shout out to Shakira again,
who's playing the Sacramento State.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
There you go, Shack have fun? All right? Are you
going to visit him and go to some a's games?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
I might I doubt about it later, Jack, big Shack,
thank you, you know, just down right there, Sack Danny.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I had a question for you, being the big Dodgers
fan in the studio. When the question was asked about
the Golden State Warriors record. We all remember seventy three
and nine, best record ever. They lost the NBA finals. Yeah,
we all remember the best Major League Baseball record Seattle Mariners.
They lost in the playoffs first round. We know in

(50:50):
the NFL the Tom Brady Patriots eight you know what,
eighteen and oh then eighteen to one they lost. Are
you nervous that the Dodgers are going to win one
hundred and twenty games and then you know, take a
dump in the playoffs?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
They will snap that curse. Every best team, feel like
they're pitching is strong enough to snap any curse like that.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
They are pretty deep. And and I got to ask
you because you're a guy of h that watches every day,
but you're also a you know, relatively old school guy.
How do you feel about you're a young pitcher crying. Yeah,
I mean I'm going I'm cool with emotions. Man. I
cry a stupid movies I watch with my wife. But
on the ball field. This difference, right if you watch

(51:31):
if I watch a rom com with my wife or
sad commercial about an old guy, I'll cry, But guess
where I'm not crying on the field or something. For
some reason, I feel like that's it's like sports baby mentality.
But it also reminds you a how much people care.
And right, yeah, b he's a foreign he's in a
foreign land, just trying to do his best. And he's
a kid, and yeah he's a young guy. He's a
young man. So I do appreciate and respect the fact

(51:53):
that I'll never know what it's like to be like
alone in another country, just trying to do my best
right and then failing. And again, they're really young young men.
It's just a reminder of how young they really are.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
And in our generation, the way we were raised, it's
so different. You know, there was nothing about mental health
and it was so much more macho. Covin and I
grew up in a similar family to years. We weren't
allowed to cry. We always heard I gave you something
to cry about, like in no tears were allowed to
ever roll down our face ever.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
You know, I was happy to hear my wife say
something because a lot of times my wife and I,
you know, disagree on the I guess you would say
the level of tough or soft parenting. But my daughter
has had a couple of meltdowns on the ball field,
and I heard my wife tell my daughter that, honey,
those are sometimes emotions you tuck away till later. If
you're home and you're in your bedroom and you want

(52:47):
to let that out, that's one thing. But you don't
want to be the kid that's that's crying on the
softball field if you make an error or you're you know,
something goes wrong. I think that's fair to say you
talk those away, and you could always let your motions
out around mom and dad are at home, but when
you're on the ball field, you know that's not the
place to do it. We gotta be tough. And I

(53:09):
when I heard my wife say that turned me on. Yeah,
and that's why she got him felt out that. I'll
give you something.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
You think your uncle cried at work when he chopped
his finger off. He just wiped it off and went
right back to work.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Carl, It's weird to see that, but it's a different
generation of people. And again, he's a he's he's far
from home. You don't know what he's going through, so
I give him that pass. But you know, we don't
subscribe to sports baby mentality here on the show. Yeah,
but again, but I'm not mad at it. No, I

(53:42):
mean when they're kids, though, it's weird to see. I
feel like there's a difference. Hurt kids could have a
couple of tears. I get it right, here's of joy.
It's a beautiful thing, right. Get drilled like who got
drilled in the head the other day, the guy we
just talked about. Indeed, it was a one hundred mile
per hour fastball, wasn't it, Jonathan India? No, am I
wrong about that? Because remember we just referenced that his

(54:04):
dad doesn't watch him. He watches the Mets. He got
drilled in the head one hundred mile an hour fastball.
I could be wrong, totally could be wrong. No, you're right. Yeah,
when you get drilled like that, if you're a kid
and you take you know, some high heat to the
neck or shoulders, I could see a kid get a
little emotional for a second. But if you're a cry

(54:25):
baby because you struck out or because you made an error,
that kid, you remember that kid's name. You could be
thirtiest of your life, you could be forty, you could
be fifty years old, and you'd be like, oh, I
remember the kid that cried in the Little League. I
don't want to embarrass him on Fox Sports Radio, but
I know that that kid's name is in my head
right now. And I guarantee your Little League or pony
ball kid is in your head right now too. Oh yeah,

(54:46):
little Mikey, Hey, I remember that, my baby, you never
want to be label a cry baby. And like, you know,
there's a few labels you don't want as a kid,
A tattle tail, I cry baby. These are not good things.
You know, you're order your your wife's absolutely right. Your
daughter has the right to be emotional and be upset.
You don't want to be a cry baby, right, so

(55:07):
you do that at home? You said the tattle thing.
You know, I learned that lesson tough I was. I
was a tattle I was a tattletale in first grade
and the kid a kid, and the teacher said like
called me rich the snitch, oh see, And I remember
my mom being like, that's not good, Richie, you can't.

(55:28):
And I remember because I remember, like if the teacher
was like, no one get up. You know, you know
when the teacher would leave the classroom and they'd be like,
no one move, you know, like little Joey probably got up,
and I'm like, mitlavar Joey got up? Rich the snitch
I learned quickly, you know, Stitches gets a Yeah, I
got Peg with a handball in the head. So hey,

(55:52):
you're allowed to cry. And I get it with this kid, right,
Japanese picture thousands of miles away from home, two starts
where it hasn't looked good, so pressures high playing with superstars.
His entire country's watching, right, So yeah, I get it.
But again, there's reasons to cry, right, like sadness, tragedy,

(56:12):
injury for you, coffee commercials. Yeah, I'm in cartoons, dude,
I'm okay with that. But Louis episode. But if tell
me you didn't watch that Bluis episode, the last one
in cry Heart, I might, but I've never seen it.
All right, let's go to DV for an update. Dan Bayer,
he's a guy with emotions. What's up any of you
guys wrestle? You ever get into wrestling? Jello wrestling? Okay?

Speaker 9 (56:34):
All right, So when you wrestle at a lot of
levels as well, especially when those tournaments going on, you
wear a little ankle wrap that's red or green, so
the referee as a red uh wristband on left arm
and green on the right, and so you could say
two points green, two points green, two points red. I
was winning a wrestling match in fourth grade and got

(56:56):
reversed and pinned, and I cried and off the mat,
went into the bathroom because there's like six other mats
going on. They couldn't do the next match because I
still had my ankle thing on my ankle. So not
only would did I know I was a crybaby. I
held up the next match because I was crying my
guts out in the in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
And little Danny Bayer, yes got pinned. Oh little Danny Bayer.
Oh I feel bad for you, Dan Yer. Now that
he said that, well, it was off.

Speaker 9 (57:24):
Of my Medford Open Championship just a week earlier, so there,
you know, there were expectations and at.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
That point on there when the scholarship all down, he
was Dan Cryer. Yeah it's there. Did you see this
viral video of Harrison Ford just taking the subway around
New York City I did, And I love how the
Central was like, it's not every day you see someone
that famous. Yeah, but I said, I love the sentiment

(57:53):
that no one's bothering bothering him. But I got to
ask you, would you say hi to them? Or did
you say hi to Harrison Ford? Would you just let
him go about his day now? On the subway, I
would say hi to him, and that Wallace. Would you
give him a little head nod? I would say, I would.
I would say, doctor Jones, we meet again, Get off
my plate, doctor Jones, my friend.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
We meet again. A real New Yorker not to bother
anyone else. Doesn't matter who they are, you don't bother them.
Real Jones, the mayor used to ride the train. There's
always celebrity, random celebrity signing to New York because everyone
flies under the radar.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
A real New Yorker, you know what I would say
to him, nice try, A real New Yorker would look
at him, say hey, Harrison, you'll know and then leave.
I would say, hold on to your potatoes. He's getting
up there and years ago off I would say. You
know what I would say to him. On the way

(59:00):
to Delhi, you must stop at penkop Hellace, that's what
I would say to him. So, no, you would think
of something, you would sit there. I'm not even joking.
You would think of going to die. You would think
of something like I'm gonna be so crafty, and you
would be dismissed because he's Harrison Ford him. He's heard
it all before. That's the truth. Say hello, I'm eight
years old. Say hi. Well yeah, you could say hi,

(59:22):
but like twenty years ago, leave maloney now, like you
if you were trying to be crafty, or if you
even went there with your heart on your seat and
be like, dude, you've inspired me more than you'll ever know.
You know what he's gonna say, like, I know, kid,
and he's you know, I love you. I know, I know,
I know. I've heard it all. It's Harrison forrubles, the
other side of a pillow. There's no harm. We've talked

(59:44):
to celebrities about this. They'll never hate when you do
a quick, big fan of what you do. Have a
good day. That's just don't make it, don't make a scene.
That's all. Yeah, all right, we'll have a great one.
Hopefully you bump at the Harrison Ford on some way.
Would you say, I don't do you don't think about
that riba there baby in the man way, Go Yanks,