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March 24, 2025 121 mins
Rod, Alex, and Chile talk about bands/artists putting out long albums, celebrate national cocktail day, and tell you which professions people say that they would never date. They also play another round of The Texas Hammer Game. 
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Come on, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We're back.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're back, We're back, we are bad. Good morning. This
is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen, d.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Ry Ryan, Oh yeah, stuck, Come.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
On, wake you wake your hands off? Sneaky Rob Ryan
show checking in.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
On this Monday.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I hope you guys had a great weekend wrapping up
the rodeo and doing all those types of fun things
and then fambointed.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We get to rain this morning. It looks like that's it.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I see around twenty percent chance of rain, mostly cloudy today.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hi have eighty four. But if you slept through it,
good for you.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
But man, let me tell you it was coming down,
washed away some of that crud off my vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What do we gotta do today?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Well, guess what hashtag Monday selfie is back. I get
a chance to see we get a chance to see
you guys show Federal Credit Union picture of the Possibilities.
Got a chance for you to win one hundred dollars
just for putting a picture on our Facebook page. How
cool is that? Of course, it's Mils Monday. Now we
gotta pick up with Kenny the cash man. Kenny is
it's only going for win number two.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Fresh out of bed. Head to head he played last Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
So we'll get Kenny back on. Can you beat him?
He's an eight time Hall of Famer.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I believe live Collective Soul Our Lady Pieces on that bill.
You know they're one of my favorites. Tickets are on
sale now. That show is August fifteenth.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I've got tickets for you on the fun Fact flashback again,
going back to last Thursday, the Texas Hammer Game at
seven twenty and a bunch of other concert tickets in there.
We're gonna be busy. We're gonna be busy today. We
got a lot of cutching up to do. Good morning, Alex,
Good my rod What are Houston's headlines? What we're gonna
looking like?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
The twenty twenty five Houston Rodeo season came to an
end last night. Rodeo Director of Strategic Communications Danielle Grossman
said that the event set an all time attendance record
with two point seven million people wow, and that the
event also broke eleven auction records. The money, in part,
is used to support the Rodio's historic twenty eight million
dollar donation to Texas Youth and Education programs. More than

(02:19):
thirty five thousand volunteers helped make the event possible. This
year hell of a year for the Houston Rodeo.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah great.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
In some less fun news, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer
has faced significant criticism within his party after supporting a
Republican led spending bill designed to avert a government shutdown.
Progressive figures, including Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Alexandrio Acassio
Cortes have openly criticized Schumer's leadership. Former House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi has also expressed dissatisfaction with Schumer's actions, suggesting that

(02:52):
his decision undermines the party's efforts to present a unified
front against the current administration. Despite the backlash, Schumer has
stated that he will not step down.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Under any circumstances.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
The Earth's population may be way bigger than we thought
it was. The UN says that the earth population is
around eight point two billion people, but a study in
Finland found that we might be undergoing rural or undercounting
rural populations by a lot. They didn't give a number,
but there may be billions more people than what the
official numbers reflect. Shout out to people being being around.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Are we like a couple hundred short of what we think?
Or billions? Is it a billion off? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Anywhere from one to a billion or one to multiple billions,
So kind of a wide range there, But it looks
like there's a lot more people than we thought.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Counting it's tough, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, I mean it makes me happy that, like other
people that are smarter than me are bad at counting,
because I'm bad at counting too.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
So what do you say, like right now, if somebody
said how many people are on the planet? A lot,
I say seven billion.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Because that would just say a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I think it's seven billion. But the easy answer is billions, billions.
That's all you gotta say.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's how many billions? Daddy? How many billions?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't know A lot of billions? Say is sixty
seven seven more than you can county? That's what I
would say. They don't know, No one knows, how should
I know.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
In entertainment news, Joe Gotto from the TV show Impractical
Jokers has been accused of sexual assault by one woman
and sexual harassment by another. Godo denied the assault claim,
but did admit to using poor judgment. Last Thursday, a
woman went on TikTok and accused him of sexually assaulting
her back in twenty twenty three when she was nineteen
years old. She claimed that the incident happened after Joe

(04:35):
and his wife had reconciled following a separation. Godo did
deny the claim, but may not be denying that something happened,
saying quote, I used poor judgment and as a result,
I have violated the trust of the people that I
love most. I'm working on myself and it's an ongoing process.
I'm now going to take some time away from the
public eye to focus.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
My energies where I need to.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
I feel like this is like I'm around Marshmall and
this is impractical. Jokers gets like a little uptick because
it's on after the games on True TV, and like
this is just like the timing of this coming out
is I just don't Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
It's like I've never come across Oprah's network. I've never
even passed it in my guide, and I don't come
across True TV.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Do you every March where I'm watching Mark, Yeah, I
was getting I was packing up some stuff over the
weekend and I was watching like after a game ended.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I it was pretty funny stuff, pretty funny show. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I just never come across in practical jokers to kind
of watch a minute of it.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Shine Down game.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
As an update on their upcoming album, It's not done yet,
but the eighth studio album from the band is getting
closer to completion, with lead vocalist Brent Smith saying it's
about eighty five percent done. The upcoming release follows their
twenty twenty two album Planet Zero, and even though it's
not done, the band has already released two singles from
the album, three six five and Dance Kid Dance that
You're listening to right now. No word on how long

(05:52):
that last fifteen percent will take, as no release date
has been hinted at yet.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Those are used since headlines.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, I guess you want to talk to some college basterball.
Sure do, buddy, Let's go well.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
The NCAA Tournament second round came to an end last
night on Saturday. U of H and Texas Tech both
advanced to the Sweet sixteen. They're gonna face Perdue and Arkansas,
respectively in the next round.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yesterday.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Florida Duke, Alabama, Michigan State, Kentucky, Ole Miss Maryland, and
Arizona all punched their tickets to the Sweet sixteen.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It was a weekend without a ton of upsets.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
I guess Colorado the twelfth seed was probably the biggest upset.
We almost had one in the Maryland game last night,
but Maryland had a pretty sweet buzzer beater to stop
that from happening.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
In Colorado State to keep going again.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
In the NBA, Rockets fell to the Nuggets one sixteen
to one eleven.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
That ended what had been a nine game winning streak.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
There's still the two seed in the Western Conference playoffs
right now. They're gonna have a day off for playing
the Hawks tomorrow night at Toyota, Sin. The Astros beat
the Nationals eight to six yesterday in their spring training finale.
They're gonna open up the regular season on Thursday when
they the Mets at dyke In Park.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
That is what's going on. Quick, all right, here we.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Go, Here we go. Four hours of pain.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Busy, busy, busy morning phone lines open, Chilli can't wait
to get you on the phone seven one, three, two,
two nine. If you want the first phone call of
the day, you might set the tone for the whole
week of the show because you plan on being here
all week? All right, yeah, all five days this week.
I already promised that. All right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Damn. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now.
Shit fuck Dance by.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Ninety four or five bus Good morning, rod Ryan's Show.
Checking in and we are off and running Man the
four Hours of Pain.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
It is our MILF Monday Show.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
And I think we've got a couple of weeks left
of this Monday selfie.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I know it's on today. I don't know how many
more Mondays we've got.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
But show Federal Credit Union coming forward with some cast.
Their whole thing this year is Picture the Possibility, So
I mean, I don't know. Maybe they came up with
that because of the Monday selfie. But a chance to
win one hundred dollars on our Facebook page. All you
gotta do is just drop a picture on there this morning.
I haven't had a chance to go take a look yet,
but I can't wait to see your bright, smiling faces
this morning. Always I'm always listen. It's not mandatory. If

(08:19):
it's a picture from this weekend and you went out
to the rodeo for the last weekend or something, that's great.
But if you can snap a photograph of you this
morning and put that freshly face, that fresh face right
there on our Facebook page, man, I'd appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
So it's at rod Ryan Show. You guys can find
us on Facebook, right, Okay, So that's off and running.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hi everybody there, you are, there, we are.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I see Chili's got us up and running on Facebook Live.
You can see the show and everything how it's unfolding.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
There's my friend Alex over there.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
There's Chili doing all his work back to the grind,
getting all this stuff up on the world famous rod
Ryan Show page.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
At the buzz dot com. I was up. Did you
did you sleep through the rain? Like the real wicked stuff?
I woke up with uh, thunder to a little about
two thirty yeah, two two thirty yeah, two o'clock. He
jumped up on our bed.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
She was not having Yeah, two o'clock. It was nasty.
It was really really bad. So to say I've been
up since then, Yeah, for sure. I wasn't going back
to sleep.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know, it was still raining a little bit this morning.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
There must be I mean, like everybody, I got about
an inch thick of crud on my car, you know
on that truck that yellow that oak is.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It the oak? Yes? Pollen pollen gon that note, So
hopefully that just kind of, you know, washed some of
that away.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Twenty percent chance of rain today and tonight mostly cloudy
hive around eighty four.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
All right, quickly, it's.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
That time for the first phone call of the day.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Let's go with Devin.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Hey, Devin, good morning, Good morning, Happy Monday everyone.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Happy Monday to you. Devin. How are you? I am wonderful,
How are you great? Why are you up so early?

Speaker 7 (10:11):
I am on my.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Way to work currently, But I wanted to give y'all
a call and let you know that the Rise of
the Roach tour was absolutely amazing on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I heard, I heard it was an excellent show.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Papa Roach was fantastic live.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah did they did they play for I heard they
played for almost two hours.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Yeah, they had the I want to say they had
the longest set under oath was I think they had
maybe five songs? Okay, Papa Roach had a solid maybe
ten maybe more.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
I could be wrong.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah. Was Rise Against on it too?

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
They were awesome? Yeah, yeah, Rise Against.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Everyone was saying that they forgot how many great songs
they had. Yeah, you know, sometimes you kind of forget
sometimes if you you know, you hear like, you know,
the top five ones that are played all the time,
but then you hear another five that you're so yeah,
you're so happy to hear it.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Somebody that understood the assignment was Captain Cody. He was
one of our pit ticket winners and he sent a
picture of him in the pit with Jacoby over his shoulder.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
So that's up on our Facebook page. I put that
up yesterday. Yeah, I've been getting rave reviews on that. Devin.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I wanted to go see them so bad. I heard
they killed it. Can you tell me what was the
What did the house look like? Ticket sales?

Speaker 7 (11:36):
It was pretty full.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
I was honestly kind of surprised.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
That there wasn't very many empty seats.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Good, you were surprised at that, Okay, Yeah, the ticket
sales were slow for a while there, and then it
started to pick up, and then I thought they were
gonna do like a big walk up. You got to
compete with that damn Rodeo. And you're like, well, Rod,
that's different music. It's just money. It's it's it's all money.
Every single thing. You guys got to stop thinking about,
you know, for types of music and everything. It's it's

(12:02):
all competing for the same dollar that's in your wallet,
you know. So I'm glad everyone has just absolutely said
it was the show of the year. More than one
person said that to me, which makes me barsh that
I didn't go.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Thank you, Devin. I appreciate If you got any great
pictures to share, send them to me.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Rod at the buzz dot Com on the flip gotta
reck check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and
then we'll get set up for our.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Game Houston for Houston's Alternative and home at the Rod
Ryan Morning Show ninety four five.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
But welcome back rod Ryan's Show on a Monday hashtag
Monday selfie.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You guys look good? You look good. How do I
know this because I can see you on our Facebook page.
You can see us.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
The show's live, We got the video component of the show.
But then boom, we're doing our hashtag Monday selfie.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's back.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Somebody's gonna walk away with one hundred bucks just for
dropping a selfie on our page.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Twenty percent chance of rain nothing over that for the
rest of today and tonight mostly.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Cloudy pine today around eighty four.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, that's the one we want. That's it, that is
the one we want. Hi, Hello, alex Well trending Today.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
We got an Epcot fire at Disney's Epcot. It's sparked
panic and evacuations for part guests.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
I guess you picked a good week to go because there.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Were no fires when you were Yes, okay. Vanessa Trump
is trending. Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump's ex wife.
Now he confirmed it. This is not just a rumor,
Donald Trump Junior's ex wife.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Right, did you say that?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
I said Donald Trump's I mean, I guess he's still
Donald Trump, but just Donald Trump Junior.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I think he got him definitely saying it's Junior's ex wife. Yeah, okay, yes,
Donald Trump Junior. My bad, Okay, but.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yeah, Tiger Woods confirmed that he is in fact dating her.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
And then Brett Gardner is trending. The former Yankee announced
that his fourteen year old son, Miller, unexpectedly passed away
after getting sick on a family vacation. The details are
kind of he didn't really get into the details, but
that's trending, right, now and it's a really really sad
story to start the money. And that's what's trending on
not even five to bus.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh you know what, what where we got? I'm gonna try.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
This, okay, oh the victory speed and you know what
happens when I try thinks?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh man, oh boy, all right, I'm gonna try.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
Good morning, everybody. This is eight time Hall of Famer
Kenny the cash Man. You're fresh out of bed head
to head one day winter. I'm sorry, but Danny had
to go. I'm gonna make it this time and finally
get over the hump. Join me on Friday when I
make it win number two, bitches.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
So I do have I think I have everything fixed
in the studio the way that it should be good.
He actually laid that down on his phone and sent
it in. I like that, and then of course here
on Friday.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
So that's it.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
He's going for win number But thank you, Kenny. That
sounded great. Uh seven one three two one two five
nine four five. Kenny goes for two. You can take
him on. He's an eight time Hall of Famer. Seven
one three two one two five nine four five. The
Rod Ryan shown ninety four five The Buzz ninety four
or five Buzz Good morning, brought Ryan Show, Wakey, wakey,

(15:24):
hands off, snaky rains over most of it. Anyways, it
might be a little bit here and there. Twenty percent
chance today and tonight mostly cloudy higher eighty four guys,
we gotta go, and now.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
It's time for the fresh out of bed head to
head challenge.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Listeners to your corners.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yo, Kenny, good morning. That was a pretty good sounding,
uh victory speech.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
You pulled off. What do you got some podcasts studio
over there?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
You do some podcast visual bitch about things?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
It really did. It sounded like a studio quality. It
was very good. All right.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I appreciate your patience. You're going for win number two? Yes, okay,
who do we got against you?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Arthur? Arthur? I can kidding it is this Arthur an
sir champ are Arthur? Yes, sir Arthur, give everybody your resume.
So last year I made it into the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I did get beat on the first day, but prior
to that, I am the best four day champ in
a row.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think I got three four days in a row
in one year.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Kenny, He's the greatest four day champion ever, that's awesome
at a time. Man, Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
it's a weird thing. It's a sick brag. It's just
it's a brag. I don't know, it's a brag. I
don't know if it's a good one.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh no, I probably got a dozen one pump jumps, so.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I think there's probably John's over there crunching numbers. There
as all kinds of substats on all you guys. All right, well,
Arthur's a one time Hall of Famer, Kenny's an eight
time Hall of Famer. All you got to do is
shut out your name when you think you know the answer.
You guys are playing for a rod Ryan show t shirt.
Good look, here we go. All right, we're gonna be

(17:23):
here all week. Guys, So you know someone's gonna play
tomorrow Kenny and Arthur Alex. Could you really listen carefully?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I sure will? You know they're good players here.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Question number one, what Houston team has opening day? Kenny
as the Astros, Which Houston team has opening day coming
up at dyke In Park?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's when is that the condition Company? Yeah? Oh no,
what is that?

Speaker 5 (17:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I said, when is that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
No, I got that part down, Kenny, Thank you, Kenny. Yeah,
he definitely got you on that one.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Arthur. Let's go step out.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Of the sports question, gave me.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Here we go, next question, nonsports just happens. This is
what came up here. This is Jill sending me some
killer questions. Man, Thank you Jill.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Which planet is known as the Red planet? Kenny?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Arthur is louder than Kenny Mars.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
He got you, dude.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Good game, man, he's quick say, gotcha on that, all right, Arthur.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Good to have you back on all right?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, or in Kenny's case twenty nine, I don't know.
There's a lot dude, people saying you miscounted.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I hope not. You don't hope not. You're on now.
Who cares.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
We're playing this game tomorrow, dude, you're playing tomorrow. You
got you just added a rod Ryan Show's T shirt.
Let's crank this, sucker up, dude, nice game today, Hang
on the.

Speaker 11 (19:15):
Rod Ryan Show.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Come ninety four, the Buys, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show,
Sublime and Santa Ria, Well, wakey, wakey, rod Ryan's Show.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
We got a twenty percent chance of rain mostly cloudy.
Hive about eighty four you guys are looking great as
always as I do a little scrolling.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Hello Samantha, Hello Dwayne. Dwayne looks like he might be
at work. James looks like it's a rodeo picture.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
There's Dallas, Daniel, Missy carry working out this morning.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
What am I doing?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Well, I'm looking at you guys on our face book
page and it's one of my favorite things. And it's
just a little thing that we do, and it's huge
that Shell Federal Credit Union came up big again for us.
Chance to one one hundred dollars hashtag Monday selfie hit
us up on Facebook. All right, the Fresh out of
bed Head to Head Challenge.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Here's your current champion.

Speaker 11 (20:18):
Good morning everybody. It's eight time Hall of Famer Kenny
the cash Man. Now you're fresh out of bed head
to Head two day champion. Rod said, we're playing all week.
I only need three more days, so join me on
Tuesday when I make it win number three bitches.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
That was with my equipment.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, Kenny's speech, Kenny speaks that he cut at home.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Sounded better sink studio.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Come on, guys, hey, we're going to do some fun
facts and then I'm going to flash.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Back and what sure I got it.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes, yes, we're gonna flashback the last Thursday for a
chance to win in these live collected full tickets.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
But first, it's not a funk that to the day
we make you look smart.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
You're here, buddies, it's the fun that to the day.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, Hey, hell we're here today, Hell, ryy, Hi Rod,
we're here. We're here, We're here right now. Hi, good
to see you, bron't have to stand outside today. This
is great.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I brought in some fun facts for you guys today.
When Pixar was editing Toy Story two, someone accidentally deleted
a massive chunk of the movie. Miraculously, there was a backup.

(21:47):
An employee was on maternity leave. It had been saved
so that she could work on it from home. It's
the only reason Toy Story two was saved.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's a good thing for babies. Yeah, yeah, great film.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
She was working Toy Story two. All the Toy Stories
are great, all of them are two and.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Three are good. And then after that it's like, what
are you doing? Yeah, okay, it's not it's not as cool.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Right, Okay. The first ever EP Okay, an EP was
a shorter version of an LP, which is a long
playing record. Okay, So it was just a band would
put something out and it's like, well, we just kind
of cobbled together this and we're just gonna call it

(22:34):
an EP. And it wasn't. It wasn't as long as
an album. Okay, five songs it could be, yeah, you
know what I mean. This one had seven tracks on it, okay,
which could have been an album. The first EP to
ever reach number one on Billboards two hundred was Jarra
Flies by Alison Chains in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That is fun. It's like it's almost like one of
those things.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
If you look at Nirvana's Unplugged, it seems like the
greatest hits I mean, nutshells on there. No excuses I
stay away.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Now it's been more common in the last twenty years.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I think about fifteen EPs now I've hit number one,
have been number one albums. Finally, they always talk about
money being filthy, captain cash being filthy, Cash cash is filthy.
Now you just cash itself. The average one dollar bill
has three thousand different types of bacteria on it, and yes.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Traces of cocaine. That's neat.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I always thought that was one of those weird things,
traces of cocaine on dollar bills, It's very common.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you
look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fuck
that's to the day.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I thought I was gonna get through a fun facts
with no talk about poop, and I was wrong. By
Live Collective Soul, Our Lady Piece, one of my all
time favorite bands. August fifteenth, seven one three Music Hall.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
This is just pounding hits.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
After hit after hit after hit with these bands. Okay,
I gotta pay tickets for you right now.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's your fine.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
We gotta go back though. Thursday, March twentieth. Back in
nineteen eighty three, before Michael Bolton was famous, he auditioned
to replace this singer. Four he auditioned to be the
lead singer of this band. I will take either one
of those. Who is he going to be the replacement

(24:44):
for I think that's probably the easiest angle seven one three, two,
one two, five, nine or five. If I give you
one of the other, it's going to give the other
answer away. So I gotta keep both of those as
a blank.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
It's now time for rock out with your stockout with
Captain Cash.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
There's the money guy. I told him to look it up.
He didn't.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Hi, I was, I'm gonna all right, let's go. How
do we do on Wall Street yesterday? Or on Friday?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm sorry Friday.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
Finally, after all that volatility, the Dow was up thirty
two points. Okay, yeah, kickoff this morning at forty one
eighty five, NASDAK up ninety two to seventeen thou sevent
eighty four Benchmartin Your treasures trading at a four point
two eight percent in oil stands at sixty nine dollars
seventy cents a barrel to the most active, the big

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studs bowing Apple and Microsoft, the big duds Nike, Murk
and Coca Cola on the Academic caundard this morning at
numbers on manufacturing from March right now.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Future are looking pretty good.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
They're on the upside, hanging on to this via pause
opening right here on Wall Street.

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Speaker 4 (26:16):
Fund Buzz welcome back.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
All right, we got.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Nicoll up Hi Nicole by good morning, Good morning. Nineteen
eighty three. Michael Bolton wasn't exactly the Michael Bolton that
we've come to know.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
He was already kind of famous though.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
He was a rocker, and he auditioned to replace this
gentleman as the lead singer in this band.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I'll take either one of them. Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, they had booted Ozzy out of Black Sabbath and
they were looking for a replacement and Michael Bolton auditioned.
He didn't get it. Ronnie James Dio got the gig. Nicole,
you're the winner. You're going to see Live, Collective Soul
and our Lady Peace.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
All right, that's awesome. Thanks for being a part of
home this morning. Hey, thank you appreciated. Thank you. Have
a great day.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's ninety four five the Buzz, ninety four or five
the Buzz.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Thank you, Miss Stellar. Rod Ryan's show MILF Monday.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Monday selfie is going on on our Facebook page. I
got the Texas Hammer game coming up at seven twenty.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
We'll get you into Shinedown.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Alex was talking about shine Down new album, all that
stuff coming up. Shinedown's coming to town with Bush and
Morgan Wade August twenty seven, Toyota Center. You're gonna have
to get through the Texas Hammer to get that. Nothing
over a twenty percent chance of rain. That stuff was
nasty last night. Man, that was a hell of a
storm at about two o'clock in the morning. I've been

(27:59):
up since mostly cloudy today Hya eighty four.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Alex has Houston's headlines. Well, good morning Rod, Good morning
Home Room.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
The twenty twenty five Houston Rodeo season came to an
end last night. Rodeo director of Strategic Communications Danielle Grossman
said that the event said an all time attendance record
with two point seven million people.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
And that the event also broke eleven auction records.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
The money, in part is used to support the Rodeo's
historic twenty eight million dollar donation to Texas youth and
education programs. More than thirty five thousand volunteers helped make
the event possible this year, So shout out to the
Houston Rodeo.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I went out there on Saturday. I promised my kid
that I would take her and we went for a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I don't remember the maybe it was an announcement that
I wasn't a part of. But the ride game is
next level over there now. I don't remember that many rides.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, it looks like they probably stepped it up on
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah, it just the whole footprint seemed bigger than ever before,
so I'm not surprised they didn't that they broke records.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It was awesome. It was awesome out there.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Former US attorney Jessica Abar was found dead at her Alexandria,
Virginia home on Saturday. Local police responded to a call
about an unresponsive woman and discovered the forty three year
old a bear at the scene. The Virginia Office of
the Chief Medical Examiner will determine the cause of death,
and authorities have reportedly not found any signs of foul play,
but sources say that they believe she died from a

(29:26):
long standing medical issue. Abar was appointed by President Joe
Biden and unanimously confirmed by the Senate in October of
twenty twenty one, and led a team of three hundred
prosecutors in staff. She resigned on January twentieth, and President
Donald Trump took office.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I knew that egg prices were high, but I didn't
realize they were this high.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Because CNN says that next month's annual White House Easter
egg role is going to include corporate branding for the
first time. If it has been a tradition on the
South Lawn since eighteen seventy eight, and it's not the
first time that it's had any type of sponsor, though
the American Egg Board donates the eggs each year and
others kick in money to avoid using taxpayer dollars, but

(30:05):
it will be the first time that you'll be able
to pay to have your logo prominent displayed.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Like the Tostitos egg roll bowl.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, yeah, it would be like the worst run like
the Viaga egg roll.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
You don't think they would do that. But I can't
say that. I know that for a fact. I'm just said,
depends on how much money they got.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
So bring in a sponsor. Yeah, pay for everything. I
thought there was a lot of donations involved with that.
I think that, I mean, I think there is. But
then now you can get corporate to get in on it.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
An event company hired by the White House sent out
a nine page document offering a different branding opportunity different
branding opportunities with packages ranging from seventy five thousand dollars
to two hundred thousand dollars. You can pay for things
like naming rights for key areas or elements, logo featured
on event sidage, and you can also get custom branded
easter baskets. All the money's going to go to the

(30:52):
White House Historical Association, nonprofit that works to educate people
in the history of the White House.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta do that, Like, hey, we're
where's this money going.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah, well, it's going to help educate people in the
history of the White House, which seems weird because it's
like the White House that's where the president lives educated, done,
and then you can it also pays for the presidential
portraits that you see it did did you see? This
is just a side note and then we can move on.
Remember we talked about they were selling those gold cards
if you like, for a million dollars, like.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
You could be a citizen, like an immediate citizenship.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, it was a gold card to the US. Uh huh.
They claimed that they sold a thousand of them in
one day. He's not that hard to become a citizen.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Do you have five million dollars at five at a
million dollars apiece, that's five billion dollars raised.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
But again, there's so much being.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Thrown out there that this isn't in any other presidency
that would be like the lead story or this is
just like oh yeah, that happened too. You can't keep up,
and then you can kill the sponsors too.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
What time to be alive? Yeah, it's wild. It's why
I can't keep up.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
In some sad news, legendary boxer George Foreman passed away
on Friday night.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
He was seventy six.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Foreman was a two time world champion and Olympic gold
medalist who famously made a comeback in nineteen eighty seven
at the age of thirty eight. He may have just
as well been known as the spokesman for his George
Foreman grills. You can burn your foot on those to
watch out. I've heard about that.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Foreman was married five times.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
He had twelve children, including five sons, all named George.
He also named one of his seven daughters Georgetta. Mike
Tyson tweeted, we did that. Foreman's contribution to boxing and
beyond will never be forgotten. In music news, Elton John
has some advice for up and coming musicians. He says,
skip American Idol and play the pubs. Elton said that

(32:44):
quote the experience stood me in great stead for when
I became Elton John because I had a backbone, and
backbone is so important because the worst thing that can
happen to you in the industry are things like instant
fame on television where you have no experience of playing
live on a stage. You go and you can't do it.
That's the worst thing. Take risks and go play a pub.

(33:05):
He went on to call American Idol the worst he did.
I mean, if you think about it, I don't I
don't necessarily. I can see how I get the appeal.
If you're an unknown, You're like, why would I not
want to go show my talents on national TV?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
But how many American Idol.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Winners can you name now that are still touring and
doing things? Carrie Underwood, Oh yeah, I mean what did
Ruben Satter do?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Was he? How's he doing? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (33:32):
But you it was justin Gerini Kelly Clarkson, she's too.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
But you're starting your career on You're starting your career
on third and a half base when you win, so
a lot of times you get you have to do
some stuff your yourself too.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But I understand what he's saying. I think I said.
I made some.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Comment about Chapel roone two three weeks ago and I
got tore up for it, and I'm like, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Did she grow up? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
I'm just saying, do some of these people that are
famous now, did they play the clubs?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
And did they do this? You know?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I mean, we know the trajectory of the kids that
came from Mickey Mouse. You know, we know what Britney
Spears did, and we know that you know where some
of these other Christina Aguileras came from.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
You do get locked into those contracts where like you win,
So here's your contract with the network or whatever the
record company is, and now you have to do the
American Idol tour that we're going to go on, and
so now you have to do.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That, and then all of that's where you learn how
to play in front of people.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
But you should already kind of like if you're doing
a pub where you have ten people there, you got
to play to ten people. You learn how to play
to ten people, and then you can learn how to
make a thousand people feel like you're playing to ten people.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Is there an opportunity?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Is it only rock bands that play in pubs and
clubs coming up?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Is there a pop star place?

Speaker 7 (34:54):
Is?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay? Yeah, there's okay, definitely there's areas. I'm sure country
is that way too.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Yeah, I guess, but no, I mean, I get both sides,
but I can absolutely understand what Elton John is saying.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Ryeah, those are Houston's headlines.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
All right, let's talk some college basketball.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Yeah, and the NCAA Tournament, you of h and Texas
Tech advanced to the sweet sixteen. On Saturday, they'll face
Perdue in Arkansas in the next round. Yesterday, Florida, Duke, Alabama,
Michigan State, Kentucky, Ole, Miss, Maryland, and Arizona all advanced
to the sweet sixteen.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
It was a weekend without a ton of upsets.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
I guess Colorado State the twelve seed was probably the
biggest upset story of the weekend. Then we head over
to the NBA, where the Rockets fell to the Nuggets
one to sixteen to one eleven last night. That ended
what had been a nine game winning streak. They are
still the two seed in the Western Conference and they're
gonna have a day off before they play the Hawks
tomorrow night back at Toyota Center. In baseball, the Astros

(35:47):
beat the Nationals eight to six yesterday and their spring
training finale. They're gonna open up the regular season on
Thursday against the Mets at dyke In Park.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's what's going on in sports.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Okay, nice, you're gonna get into that seven o'clock hour.
We're gonna play the Texas Hammer game closer to around
seven twenty.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
For those shine doown tickets, stay am the Rod Ryan
Morning Show six to ten AM.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
The bus ninety four or five buzz killers. Mister Bright's side.
That hit just right, seven oh nine.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Wakey, wakey, hands off those cupcakes.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Got about a twenty percent chance of rain left throughout
the day. That's gonna linger on till tonight. So they're
just gonna keep that chance open. Crazy storms coming through
here last night. Mostly cloudy today, but still gonna remain warm.
Even when it was storming outside. What about two o'clock,
two to two thirty. You said you caught it two o'clock.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I was up. Uh, it was still like seventy degrees outside.
I'm like, what's going on? Yeah? I thought it's gonna
be nice and humid.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, okay, there you go that today that today, so
mostly cloudy today, but I have eighty four.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You guys look great. I'm looking at your photographs.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Thanks to our good friends over at Shell Federal Credit
Union got a little Uh. Their whole thing this year
is picture of the possibilities. I wonder if we had
something to do with that.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
We've been doing the Monday selfie for a while. Their
whole their whole campaign this year is just can you
picture the possibilities of working with them on these all
these different initiatives and these great things that they help
you out with over at Shell Federal Credit Union, and
we're doing the Monday selfie thing.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It's perfect.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
So one of you is going to win one hundred bucks. Carmen,
you've already won. If that's my friend hard Body Kiati.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Behind you, you.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Don't need to win. That's the man right there. Hard
Body Kiyati works down the hall, okay, at the Beat,
and he is the hardest working guy. He does everything
all right. He's the night guy over there. He is
so great. I don't get to see him all that
often in the building, but when he does come in,

(37:58):
he always pokes his head in here and it's like
we've known each other forever and we don't. But he's
just such a great guy. And I'm just I'm in
awe of his of his work, just because he's he's
all over the place. You see Carmen's picture, that's that's
hard Body Kiati a rocket at the rock of course
he's at the Rockets game.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Brandy, you look great.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
She's like, see, I don't always look like a bum, Brandy,
you don't look like a bum. We're we're Brandy, Brandy,
you look great. Stephanie sid Emily Betty May with a
little flower crown. I love it, and maybe my favorite
hippie thing. Probably the brawlest thing is my favorite hippie thing.

(38:40):
The brawlest thing is number one. Flower crown number two
when it comes to hippie culture. Christine Cynthia, A lot
of you going after it today.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Thank you, thank you. Keep that going, keep the pictures
coming in.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
All you gotta do is just simply just drop a
selfie of yourself on our Facebook page. Only Chili and
Chili only would be the one that contacts you and
let you know that you're the one hundred dollars winner.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay, what else?

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Well, Shinedown tickets coming up on the Well, I might
as well just do it. Came May to win the
best game in Houston. Who wants it? Well, you gotta
want it. You gotta want to go to Shinedown Bush
Morgan Wade August twenty seventh at the Toyota Center. If
that's something that you that you want, he just said,

(39:34):
who wants it? If you want that, well, then you're
gonna have to play the Texas Hammer game seven one three, two,
one two five nine four five. Hammer's gonna spit some lyrics.
You're gonna have to tell me the name of the
band and the name of the song to get into
the Shinedown Show, Okay, Chili's Waiting seven one three, two,

(39:54):
win two five nine four five, Houston's.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Rocks, Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan Mornings.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Thou Yeah, yeah, what's up? Welcome back everybody? All right,
we're getting set with the Texas Hammer game. Alex is
ready to go.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
He wants to tell you what's trending out there.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
As far as the rain, I see about a twenty
percent chance of rain throughout the day and tonight, mostly cloudy,
high of eighty four.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
But man, most the nasty stuff that was all last night.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
If you slept through it, good for you. Did your
car get washed off?

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I forgot? You are indoor parking right o?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Man? A new place? Oh not new place? So you
benefited of a free car wash last night.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
sUAS in the backlight truck, didn't know he's going to
rain all the boxes got.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Oh yeah, he's good.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Okay, Can I start yeah trending the Rod Running Show
Facebook page.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Oh good is trending Monday? Selfie?

Speaker 14 (40:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Thank you? Sheell.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Federal Credit Union just dangling that hundred dollars out there.
One of you is going to get one hundred bucks.
That'll help you on a Monday, won't it. All you
have to do is drop a selfie on our Facebook page,
and so many of you are doing it, and it's great.
It's one of those little, low key things that I
really really love. It's just it's the small things in
life now that make me happy.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, that's it, So I'll take the first one. What else,
so you know what.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
Else I'll be on a Monday is milf Monday.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I haven't Okay, don't tell chilime On all right, I'm
gonna go look right.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Now, Helen Ballart.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
That's how you pronounce it is sale to us by
Jacob from sugar Land, And a lot of people have
taken a look at her this morning at the World
Finished Ride Around show page, the buzz dot com and
then also twenty three and Me is trending. The DNA
testing service is filing for bankruptcy, so now some place

(41:45):
is gonna buy up all your DNA. So a good
idea of giving your DNA to people that are probably
just clone you to make you can make crimes. So
that's what's training? I'm ignified the bus.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Sorry, I'm over here with Helen Ballart. Oh yeah, yeah, buddy.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Helen Bilart, mall coop, she's right. Did you talk after
you talked about it? Oh yeah yeah, that too. Hying
for bankruptcy. Someone's gonna buy them and then you're all
gonna be clonical against you will.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Where do you hit this?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
This is Dan Handler and it's time to play in
the Texas Hammer Game.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Hell Blars with Ron Ryan on ninety four. I'm waiting.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Okay, this is the Texas Hammer Game.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I got shined down.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
We're gonna whip out some Bush and some Morgan Wade
all one night, August twenty seventh, Toyota Center.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Tickets on sale now. Everyone shinedown took out a guy
that we weren't sure who he was.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
His name was Jelly Roll. So I don't know if
that's what the Morgan Wade situation is.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I mean, I'm just gonna assume it is.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna assume that Morgan Wades to be huge
at this time next year.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Now I'm gonna get an email, dude, he's huge.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Now, how do you know? I don't know anything. We
don't know. We don't know more than you.

Speaker 14 (43:10):
Zach.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Good morning, Hi Zach. How are you good? How about y'all? Great?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
So I'm gonna play you a clip. It's gonna be
the Texas Hammer. You tell me what's the song title
and what's the band?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Either order? You know what I mean? But I need
both of them. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, bro.

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Even though it will always be, I pretend it isn't there.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I'm trapped in yesterday.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Oh it sounds like somebody's describing my life a little
bit here, Zach. Name of the band, name of the
song in three and two and one?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Sorry, Zach? What about Josh? Hi Josh? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Hey, good morning brother, great part of the great Josh
coalition that listens to the show.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Let's take a listen to this clip, Bro.

Speaker 15 (44:05):
Even though it will always be, I pretend it isn't there,
I'm drafting yesterday.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You got a band and a song title for me.
It's Lincoln Park Lost, isn't it? Yes? It is? It
is it is. I love that song. Well, I guess
you do.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Well, I guess you do, Joshi Pooh, Congratulations you're the
winner today of the Texas Hammer. Game.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I hope you like shine Down Bush and Morgan Wade.
I love Shining Down.

Speaker 11 (44:38):
My wife got to go see them, and I saw them.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
At your old's anniversary party, and I'm excited to see
them for the first time live as a full band.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Oh you've not seen them plugged in and all that.
Oh my no.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
My wife just keeps telling me, oh, you got to
see them, and I'm like, I want to go. Well,
that little taste you got at the twentieth anniversary was
I mean, that was a pretty good taste of what
they can do, what they're what they're able to do,
and Brent's voice is just next level for sure.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Man, I'm excited, and I know my wife's going to
be excited too.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Way to go, Josh, Way to go, dude. Congratulations man,
you're off to the show.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Okay, all right, brother, thank you. Rod Ryan Show. I
pooped the.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz, Good morning, rod
Ryan's Show. That's Lincoln Park Lost and that was the
Texas Hammer game. That was a quick episode today. That
was an in and out type situation.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
That's all right.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I had a lot of things I wanted to get
to today on the show. But thanks to the Great
Texas Hammer for always helping us out and allowing us
to play the game each and every Monday. About an
hour from now, we'll be dealing with some A Wall
Nation tickets for you that shows April first at the
House of Blues.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I've been seeing a.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Lot of him on social media lately. This has been
doing and he's not a guy that likes doing it.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
He plat out told us that on this show he's.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Like, Eh, why would anybody want to watch me? Well,
because you're kind of famous. Yeah, you know, people really
like your band. So he's been doing some social media stuff.
So we're gonna talk about A Wall Nation closer to
around A twenty BlackBerry Smoke tickets early in the nine
o'clock hour. Houston Roughnecks season openers coming up. We're gonna

(46:26):
hook you up with some tickets on know the show.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I got time. I want to mention this. Maybe we
could even take.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
There's could be something that would be interesting to get
you know, your opinion. Maybe you guys could call in.
There's a there's an old argument. I didn't introduce this
argument the Beatles White album thirty Songs.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Okay, Famously, there's a.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
There's a song on there and just John Lennon's going
number nine, number nine, number nine. It's like, dude, really
like that's a track. Somebody's saying that it's rod.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
That's genius. You understand, dude, It's the greatest song they
ever did. Shut up.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
The argument is if the Beatles put out the White
album and if they just trim the fat. Now I realized,
in the grand scope of things, we don't have that
many Beatles tracks, so we're glad that we got everything
we got. But if the Beatles album, and I do
I am somebody that kind of believes in this.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
If it was a if they trimmed.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
The fat and they put out the best fifteen songs
on it, it's probably the greatest album of all time.
But because there's all this stuff in there, I.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Would still say rumors would be the greatest album of
all time.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Well, but how many tracks are on it?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
A lot?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Looking up.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Morgan Wallen has a new album coming album. As we're
talking about the you know, we're talking about the other
Morgan Morgan Wade opening up for Shine Down Morgan.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I have the extended one where it's got the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Oh yeah, you probably had a bunch of nonsense from
the studio in there.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
He's got an album coming out with thirty seven songs
on it.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
He's not is it even two disc one? Where that
used to be a thing?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Right, Well, so you're you because you're hanging out with
me through osmosis year old. Now you're thinking somebody's going
out and buying physical copies of this thing, which they
probably will, And you're right. You can't jam all that
on a CD. So it's gonna have to be a two.
It's gonna have to be a double album. You know,
there are thirty seven songs on this new one.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
I think Outcast had a thirty nine song album was
speaker Box The Love Below?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Uh huh okay.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Morgan Wallen in twenty twenty three had an album that
had thirty six songs on it. In twenty twenty one,
he put out an album called Dangerous, which I was Wow.
Somebody else put out an album called Dangerous. Everybody knows
Michael Jackson. Yeah, but his Dangerous the double album he
had thirty songs on that, So he's done this before.

(49:00):
I you know, if you like them, you like them.
I'm asking you your favorite artist, do you want them
to trim the fat or do you want this wall
of songs? Do you want all this stuff? Like for
me Food Fighters? Like I trust Dave Grohl to sift
through the good stuff, right and and give me all

(49:23):
killer and no filler. I don't know that I want
thirty five tracks every time my guy puts out something.
But if you'd like them, I know. But if I like,
but I still even my favorite guys, even my guy,
and I'll use Food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
As the example, I don't think. I don't want. I
don't want to get hit.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Over the head every two years with thirty five new tracks. Yeah,
that is a lot. It's a lot, right, And I.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Just think about how long it takes to listen to
it when you're doing that where you're like, I don't know,
like is that a two hour listening experience?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Because if you're I die hard, you're you're gonna be
cool with that.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
If you're not a diehard, you're just a casual fan
of them, then you're like, all right, that's too much.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
What's this last thing that Taylor Swift put out? It
was a double album, wasn't it? And your chick loved it?
Eras as a tour. Right, Oh, that was just a tour. Okay,
she was doing all of her stuff, right, But wasn't
there just like some double nonsense out there portrait poets.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
I'm looking at how many songs.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Poet?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
My question to you and Chilli, if you can take
a couple of calls on this. She had seventeen on
her last album. Okay, still, that's a lot, pretty good amount.
That's a lot like it used to be, like ten
to twelve was like what like an album was?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I mean I'm good with your best ten songs. Yeah,
I'm good with that.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Like, I don't feel like I'm getting soff I'll buy
the album if it's ten killers. Because that's what people
that's what they stopped buying albums. They're like, I only
want the one good song you know people got and
that was their opinion, not mine. That's what the problem
was with albums not selling, and people just wanted the songs,
and that's where the whole market came through with, you know,

(51:20):
downloading music. So your favorite artist would you rather have
would you rather have them put out thirty songs or
do you want them to do the editing process and
give you like the the ten fifteen best ones, Chilly
open up these phone lines seven one three, two one two, five,

(51:40):
nine four five. I want them. I want the best stuff.
I don't want all that. I don't want all those
other tracks.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Put them on movie soundtracks, put them on other things.
There's other places to go with them.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
And then maybe I and make them discoverable if if
and I'm not anymore tracking this stuff down like I
used to, but make them discoverable. We'll make them, make
them fun and show up in other places.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
But making me buy all those songs, man, all right?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Incubus had make a move and it wasn't an album track,
but they they had it, and it was like, hey,
we're we're just not gonna put this on the album. Yeah,
And they set it aside and they used it for
some movie like you were saying, yep, and they was
like that song, that song rocks, but like, yeah, I would,
I don't know where it would have gone.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I loved all these movie soundtracks in the nineties. That
was a big thing. And then bands always had extra songs.
There was always extra things that didn't make the cut.
And we've seen these things come out, We've we had
that Lincoln Park track. We have these other things that
didn't make the cut, but they.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Were great songs. So you run the risk of like
editing out some killer stuff.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
But a lot of times I'll take your worthy stuff
isn't the best.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Seven one, three, two, win two, nine, four five, it's
the buzz ninety four or five the Buzz. Good Morning,
Rod Ryan's show Offspring Pretty Fly for a White Dude.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Rob Ryan's show.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Mentioned Morgan Wallen has a new album coming out, thirty
seven songs. The dude's at the top of the game
right now. He got asked back on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
He's gonna be coming back as a host, so listen.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I know he's like one of the biggest names out
there in country music right now. I'm sure he's got
a bunch of great songs. Does he have thirty seven
great songs? No, now, I know.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
The new one. You know, there's so many of them
they can't just pick one.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Well, the album's called I'm the Problem, So maybe there's
a song called I'm the Problem. There's not always the
title track, but I'm gonna go with I'm the Problem.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
That's the best one.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
We don't have that one of the system. So he
released I know.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
He's releasing songs again. Artists released songs before the albums
come out. He could release six songs and still have
thirty one songs that you haven't heard yet on this album.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
My FAMILYE one is chairs in Nashville. Those are really good.
Time off the Roof that was the other. That was
another good hit. Right, So do you want your guy
or gal who is your favorite?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
And I like, you gotta take Taytlor Swift out of
this because I know you guys want every single crumb
there is, So I don't think she counts because the
fandom is just next level for that. But your band,
do you want thirty seven new songs or do you
want them to sip through it and give you the
best stuff and deliver you an album that's got a

(54:35):
standard twelve to thirteen songs on it.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Alisa, good morning, Good morning, Hey what you got? What
do you think.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
I'm gonna say? Morgan Wollen specifically is great.

Speaker 9 (54:50):
I believe every song he sings, and I would welcome
anything that he puts out, any number of songs on any.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Number of albums, because I think he's that great.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
But everything can't be great. But is that?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
But do you listen to Moran.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
I'm saying any artist. I'm talking about the Beatles. There's
there's crappy songs on the White album. The Beatles are
the greatest band of all time. There's no argument here.
There's crappy songs on that album.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
I think, uh, he's nailed for me.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
That last album with the thirty something songs, every one
of those was just they're all.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Different, they're all great, they're all they're all wonderful to me,
but unpopular opinion.

Speaker 11 (55:30):
Keilly Peppers when they did the double album too, I
couldn't get enough of that, Like I wanted them to.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
Do this, to do that again.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Right, That's that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
All right, well, thank you. I appreciate the call. Aaron,
good morning, good morning. Do you want okay, you can
use Morgan Wallan as the example or like, who's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Who's your absolute favorite?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Probably MCRs, which I know that have had smaller songs,
but I think I was You know, if they had
more songs than it told the album told a story.
I would prefer that then, you know, just a bunch
of random.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Small songs you would like you would love my Chemical
Romance to put out thirty five songs every time they
put out if.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
The album told the story, Yes.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Right about one big parade, the never ending parade.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
All right, well, thank you, I appreciate it, Casey, good morning.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
All right, what you got? I actually had a question.

Speaker 16 (56:36):
For you, So let's put it in a different context.
Please say, like somebody like System of a Down who
hasn't released more than like two songs in ten plus years,
what if they got back together, would you want them
to put out as much as possible taken maybe they
won't come back out, or would you want ten quality
tracks from them?

Speaker 5 (56:57):
That would be kind of cool. Hey, secretly have been
working on this stuff for the last decade. We just
didn't tell you all about it.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, you're you're right, Casey.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
You're bringing up a great point, because there's gonna be
all different ways to come and take a look at this.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
The thing that really caught my my my eye.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
About this is this is the third time in about
I don't know the last five six years that Morgan
Wallen is putting out thirty plus songs at a time, Like, I.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Mean, is he the mo is he the most plorific,
or plorific plorific, polar plorific. Is he the most?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Is he the greatest songwriter of all time? I mean
the songs are pouring out of this guy, which is great.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Man get it while it's hot, keep the pen rolling
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
But man sift through the stuff.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
I mean, Princes apparently he's got a million songs, you know,
back cataloged.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
You don't have to play it.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
You don't got to do. You don't gonna put everything
out there at once. But I don't know if if
the pen is striking and you think that you're hitting
these things and these are things that you need people
to hear, you say yeah. I mean I can't put
them down for putting this stuff out like that. It's
just I just I look at it with my ears
and food Fighters, It's like I can take you know,
I'd like ten more food Fighter songs right now.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I don't long when I'm thirty five. I have something
super quick for you too. My wife.

Speaker 16 (58:20):
My wife is a huge swiftye and when that last
album came out, she got the so they released the
first like twelve or so songs, and if she added
another like album to it.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah, three o'clock in the morning, another album came out, and.

Speaker 16 (58:33):
I was like, are you gonna you know, are you
gonna listen to this?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
She's like, oh, I'll get to it. I really want to.

Speaker 16 (58:37):
Listen to these first twelve or so first, And honestly,
I don't know if she ever got to him.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Interesting all right, she's the only one. I think everybody
else went out and got that album right away.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
If System of a Down did come out with like
a thirty track album, though, I would absolutely be down
for that, because they if a band that had gone away,
like he just phrased it like that would be cool
to be like, hey, guess what, guys and putting out tracks.
But remember the glorious suns they they put out like that.
He was writing a song a day yep, during COVID

(59:08):
that wasn't released. It's like, oh, by the way, like
I have, here's a fifty five song album.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
He could have done that, but he was sure. He
was like out there for free.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
They might not all be winners too, but like they could.
That's not that's not an album track. That's just a
fun track. And I think a lot of times like
people work on songs. Maybe the song is like it's
good the way it is, you think, but like you
could work on it going forward, so you may keep
that in the vault, bring it back up, maybe it'll
work for another album or something like that. Yeah, I
mean linklin A two did that with Boxcar Racer for
the most recent one that they came out with, Like

(59:37):
there was a a Turpentine was a song that was
a Boxcar Racer song with Travis and and Tom were
just like, hey what if we uh we worked on
it and put a little blink within a two spin
on it, and it was that could have been released
with Boxcar Racer, but they waited with it.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
So sometimes I think it is worth waiting.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
But I guess if you are Morgan Wall and it's
like your thing is thirty track albums, then that's your thing.

Speaker 15 (59:58):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
People were gonna come to expect it from you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
With your records obviously have to listen, Like if you
put out a third Truck album, like, hey, look, fifteen
of these are not album quality. I feel like they
have to be album quality or else, like the record
label wouldn't let him do that, or you would try
and stretch it into multiple releases.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I think he's probably just at that level now where
he's like, no, we're gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Do this, this is my thing. Yeah, yeah, so that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I think so. All right, thank you guys. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Not be stepping down. It's a fun group, super fun group.
It's a fun group. Are you just named? Yeah? A
bunch of fun people. You should put on an album?
How many? How many songs do you think of that?

Speaker 15 (01:02:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
My god, I couldn't get enough double albums every time.
I hope.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
So, Earth's population maybe a little bit bigger than we thought.
The UN says the Earth population is eight point two
billion people, but said he in Finland found that we
might be under counting rural areas, and we might be
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They didn't give a number, but there may be billions more.

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People than with the official numbers reflect So just you're
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and you're just off by like ten or twenties.

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Know that you're not off by a couple of billion?
Which off they what if they could listen? I believe
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Is eight point six two billion? Okay, if you're off
by a lot, but not a billion?

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No way?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
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A twenty year old University or Georgia student, nade Lily
Stewart went viral last week thanks to the mugshot she
took after getting arrested.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
For speeding earlier in the month.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Well, now it looks like she's trying to stretch that
fifteen minutes of fame into thirty minutes, because she got
arrested again yesterday. No, yeah, this time for loitering and
obstructing an officer.

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Wait wait, wait the girl from last week that was
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Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
She got arrested again for loitering.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
What I think cops should be able to pull people
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around people, He's loitering on the side of the road.

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It's his job. Yeah, you're just a professional loiterer. They're stalking.
I don't know, I mean the obstructing on officer, just
just do the obstructing officer, loitering, I don't know, I
don't know about that. Wow. People are saying the girl. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
People are saying that Lily's mugshot this time is not
as flattering as the first.

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One, but still pretty good.

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I would never say that woman's mugshot was not flattering.

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I think she looks fantastic in both.

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She had to be trying to get arrested again. There's
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The NCAA Tournament wrapped up its first weekend last night.
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It was a weekend without a ton of upsets.

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up closing out the chapter of Kiss in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Where it all started.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
People paid thousands and thousands of dollars to be at
that last Kiss show. They said this is it, and
they even said here's the future of Kiss and they
showed the avatars. Remember we talked about that on this show,
and you know, they said, Okay, we knew Kiss was
never going away.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Was the band done playing? They never?

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
I don't know how they worded it. I'm not going
back and looking. I don't I don't do it anymore.
Kiss is playing an unmasked show in Las Vegas in November.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Who's in the lineup, I don't know. As a matter
of fact, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Gene Simmons has canceled most of the dates on this
upcoming solo tour.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I don't even know if it happened already here.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Jane was coming through Houston, he played, he was playing
Weird Places Man, he played north Tonnewan to New York.
He played the old Movie Theater in my hometown, which
is a cool place for a show, and it's a
small and it's intimate, and that's what Gene was doing. Yeah,

(01:09:38):
and he's kind of canceled most of those dates on
the upcoming solo tour. The thing about Jane, he was
charging a lot to play in those smaller venues.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
And then somebody sent me this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
You can pay twelve thousand dollars to be Jean's personal
assistant for.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
A day to work Jane. You got it right out
of the gate. You heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Wait a minut I have to pay to work for
Jean for a day. Twelve thousand dollars to be Jean's
personal assistant. He was all like, this guy will sell anything.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
He will sell tired. Does that'd be funny if you're
just like, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Not gonna do that. Dude, I need you to make
this call. No, but I'm busy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Nobody's retiring, nobody's done for good. Nobody is done. I mean,
you know, we are all waking up in a world
where the Jonas Brothers have announced a twentieth anniversary tour.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
That happened on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
My watch, The Jonas Twenty years of the Jonas Brothers
has happened on my watch since I've lived here in Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
How did that happen? Yeah? Man, a twentieth anniversary tour.
Joe Bros. Pretty sick. They were just on the Eli man, show.
I know that because he told me, you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Know what, I saw him on some show. You know what,
They seem like nice guys, they do. They don't seem
like twrps.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
That was my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
That was mom. Just came out of me right now.
Stop being a TOWRP.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
That's a good like nineties And so they seem like
cool guys.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
You know, a couple of them latched onto some like
big time Hollywood people.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
You know, the one got a Game of Throner for
a while. Isn't one of them married to Priyanka.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Chopra Maybe the hot check on the planet, maybe the
hotest chick on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I think all women are beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Yeah, so yeah, Jonas brothers twenty freaking years.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
So they're still going because I think they may have
broken up for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I hate myself for knowing that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
Can you break up with your brothers?

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Yes you can?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
The band is called Oasis, I guess so, yes the
point and thank you before I spoke on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
These are just some of the music stories.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
That don't make it onto Alex's Houston's headlines.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Thought about it, Yeah, like no Elton John But yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
Well I like Elton's message, Elton John's messages, you know what,
skip the skip the American idols. It works out great
for some. He said, get out there and play the pubs.
You know, he wants you to kind of do it
old school. And you know, Elton John, you're gonna get
what are you gonna get? You're gonna get old fashioned
advice from him. Yeah, you know, and that's what worked

(01:12:19):
for him. You know, this guy played the clubs and everywhere,
and he toured and all that stuff, and that's how
he built his following. And he's saying that that's still
a viable option for an artist to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Go out and play pubs, play the clubs, get out
there and play in front of people.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Don't worry about playing in front of a television audience
when you're so young.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
So which is true, because you're not really putting your
original stuff out there when you're doing that, you're doing
covers of whatever it is. And yep, you don't get
the I mean, you do get the exposure, but you
don't get the like experience.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I guess there's always stuff underneath those headlines on those
blog pages where there's sometimes there are the more interesting stories.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
But I yeah, that kiss story. I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
I just said, Chili the link, and I'm like, I'm
not even looking at this. Just put it up that
somebody else can go look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Somebody else can go read it. Tell me what it says.
I'm a flip. Got a rec check for you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get you
some eight Wall Nation tickets.

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to be on the spot. Chili, you're on the spot.
I think I got everyone though, No, I don't. Today's

(01:14:21):
National Cocktail Day. Oh yeah, everything's a cocktail that isn't
a beer?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Is that true? With knicker?

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, of course yeah, no, no, no,
count That's what I meant.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Yeah, so if it's liquor, it's cocktail, even if it's straight.
If it's neat, that's what I was going to ask.
Is that a cocktail? I just have a whiskey? Need
am I.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Let's ask Chili because I think he's kind of like
a sip and whiskey kind of guy. I call I
call that a cocktails. Yeah, if it's if you're drinking
some of your whether it's tequila or whiskey on the rocks,
that's a cocktail.

Speaker 14 (01:14:59):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Now if it's neat with no, you didn't do any
mixing at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
You just do like a shot, right, you know it's
but it's not a cocktail.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
But if you pour it in a glass and you're
drinking it and you're sipping it, it's a cocktail, right?
Or do you have to have something mixed into it
for it to qualify as a cocktail?

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Chili? You make a call.

Speaker 14 (01:15:19):
I'm gonna say, if you pour it in a glass,
ask a cocktail?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
That mean you got you? What is your cocktail of choice?
It's National Cocktail Day.

Speaker 14 (01:15:27):
If it's not tequila, then I'll do like some mom.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Well no, no, you're number one, number one across the board.
What is your number one?

Speaker 14 (01:15:34):
I would go with Johnny Walker on the Rocks over tequila.
Well yeah, because usually the tequila, I just do shots, gotcha?
So Johnny Walker can sit there and sleepy, you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Know, Johnny Walker? Okay, Alex cocktail. I'm a vide casoda guy. Yep,
I've been my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Shouldn't you just chop up a couple of halaitanias like halapania,
slice his throat in there with a little lime?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Pretty good? That sounds insane? Yeallo? Ranch water okay?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Uh, gin and tonic. And I told you I became
a gena Tonic drinker a couple of years back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
And uh Ryan Reynolds got you on that. Huh yeah,
I haven't looked back.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
So number one trend today for me, National Cocktail Day is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
At least letting you know that good trend. What else?
March Madness is also trending. Everybody's talking about their brackets, whether.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
Or not they're busted, whether or not they're doing great.
There were only four conferences remaining in the tournament, which
is the fewest in a very very long time. And
uh yeah, so people are talking about college basketball, and
then the Koogs and Texas techer the two remaining Texas
teams still in the attorney.

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Nothing over a twenty percent chance of rain today, mostly
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how's it going really good?

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How's it going for you? It's going great? What's your name? Reggie?
Your caller? Ten? Awesome Reggie.

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Yeah, dude, sounds good. Mary, I appreciate it. Where are
you from? Reggie Clute, Texas?

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
An hour ago, I was asking people about their favorite
artist and if you wanted them to constantly put out
these double albums of thirty songs and stuff? Is it
too much or do you just want a regular sized
album with ten twelve songs?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Was what are your like? Who's your You got a
number one? You have a favorite band? Reggie?

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
Not really a favorite, but I prefer quality over quantity.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
That's what I wasn't getting that on the phones, but boy,
the emails were overwhelming on that one, Like, yeah, quantity
over the quality.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
And I'm not saying was it Morgan Wallen?

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Right, Yeah, he's the one that's got another thirty seven
songs coming out. It's like his third thirty song double
album in a row. Like, wow, guys were cranking out
some tunes. Man, I wish I can't write one song.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
So thank you, Reggie. Have a great time man awall Nation.
You're gonna have a great time on that show.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
There's so good live, Oh yeah, so good live all right,
hang out, Reggie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Who was it that mentioned poop this morning? Hell? Hell
mentioned poop this morning? Album.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
I was not talking about poop today on the show,
and then he talks about it, and then he snuck
it in there on something. It was during the fun Facts,
and I didn't have anything about poop at all in
my fun Facts, but I did have this story and
there's a Houston tie in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Do I just skip it? I don't. This stuff finds me.
I don't go looking for poop stories. It finds me.
I think so. I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Are the same people that slow walk the people that
do they also take forever in the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Is it the same person? No?

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
No, I mean I think they could be the same people.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
But I don't think that it's that's a different set
of slow that's a different slow people.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Okay, so.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
I'm not a guy that hangs out in the bathroom,
and this job doesn't allow that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
If you got to go during the show full.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Disclosure, ye boom, a minute and a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Half jelly roll is three minutes and twenty one seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
If I had to, you gotta buzz your card in twice.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Yeah yeah yeah, but if but if I had to,
I could have gone and take care of business. If
I had to three minutes and twenty one seconds, I
could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
It stresses me out though, I know, but I could
do it. I could do it. Yes, I would wash
my hands and do all. I could do it. I
could do it if I had to. You know. Go
number two.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
This guy, he's twenty years old. He's from New Jersey.
He's suing United Airlines his claim a pilot yanked him
out of the bathroom for taking too long. Right, okay,
so this story's out there. I'm not making it up.
It just it found me. This happened in late January.

(01:21:33):
He's flying home from a trip to Mexico with a friend,
which means you might end up in the bathroom. You
can go to Mexico. Montezuma's revenge done. It's like, hey,
no big deal, let's not drink the water.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
It's like that. There was a it was an old commercial.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
The two guys they're clicking their cocktails, are like, you
know what, they say, don't drink the water, and they're drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
And they're like, what do you think they used for
these ice cubes? You know?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
So the flight at ten and woke his friend up
from a nap and said, hey, can you go check
on your body?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
He's been in there for twenty minutes. Any problem with that?
Flight attendant a little bit long?

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Wait, no, no, no, no, I'm saying any problem. Let's I'm
from the flight attendants standpoint. She woke the friend up
and said, hey, could you do me a favor. Your
friend's been in the bathroom for twenty minutes so far.
Flight attendant's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Just trying to be like, hey, is your friend okay? Yep?
Would you go check on your friend? You're you're with
your friend?

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
Yeah, And then they would be really funny, Hey, buddy,
has it gone in there?

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Yeah, guy yelled through the door, said he was fine,
said he was constipated.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
So they left him alone.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Pilot gets involved. He still hasn't come out. Now it's
another ten minutes, thirty minutes. Well there's more people in
the front, you know what I mean, Like, I.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Think you should be focused on other stuff. Well there's
I think one of them can go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
I'm just saying, okay, so I mean that should not
be his main concern. Pilot's whiz during flights, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Okay, they shouldn't be dealing with other people's bathroom medicant.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
So he still hadn't come out ten minutes later, So
now we're thirty minutes in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Guys in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Okay, he's constipated, Okay, but constipated means nothing's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
He's working on it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
But if it was just non stop shooting Naudia, then
that you can't leave, right If you're constipated, that means
nothing's happening.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
Well, if you don't know when it's gonna be time,
time it out, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
You constimpated.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
According to the lawsuit, the pilots started screaming. Now this
is according to the lawsuit, so I'm assuming this is
coming from the dude that's on the crapper. According to
the lawsuit, the pilot started screaming and demanding him to
come out immediately, then broke the lock and opened the
door on him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
This has got to be coming from him.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
The guy's pants were down around his ankles with his
junk on full display. According to this story, he says
the pilot, flight attendants, and several passengers all had a
good view of it. Lies what bathroom can you see
somebody on the inside of the bathroom when you're in
your maybe the front seat right there put angled. They

(01:24:16):
didn't yank the guy out. They just opened the door
and the guy said he was exposed to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
The front rower or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
His friend got handcuffed and escort He and his friend
got handcuffed. They're escorted off the plane. They had to
land here in Houston.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Friend of handcuffed his friend was trying to be a
good friend, checking on him.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
I don't know, I don't know what the friend, I
don't know what kind of shenan against the friend was pulling.
Airport cops put them in holding cells here in Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
So again, remember they're.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Coming from Mexico going to Jersey. They got as far
as here. The guy literally got on the plane thirty
minutes right. I don't know where in Mexico they were,
but almost the whole time he's on the plane and
then boom, so they land here. They're both suing they
were treated unfairly. They also claimed the pilot talked about

(01:25:04):
them being Jewish and made anti Semitic remarks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
That's problematic.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
We stopped Jewish hate here, okay, but that's what they say.
There's a ton of people around here, you know how
close You just talk to me about how close the
people are of the bathroom Okay, it's anybody backing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
This play up that they said all these things.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
The jury will decide if they deserve to get paid
or not, and how much. United declined to comment on
this lawsuit.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
The pilot had to proove that's really what it was,
and he was like, I need in there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Listen, you can't be in the it's thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
I get it, there's an emergency from time to time,
but constipation, I gotta go back to the just the
definition of constipation. Nothing is happening. You can come out.
You can come out thirty minutes. Nothing's happened for thirty minutes,
you can come out for ten.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
I don't think it was just hanging out in there.
I think he was why. He's like, you, wait, what
in what.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
World would you rather spend time on a plane in
the airplane bathroom than in your seat? Because that's like
the grossest part of the play. That's it's historically one
of the grossest things in the world is an airport
an airplane bathroom. Pilot says, come out, you gotta come out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Pilot. Pilot was a little I think he was a
little full of himself. He was a little power trippy
how many other people. Now, you know, there's got to
be a line.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Where's another bath? Go use the other bathroom. I'm sorry,
this is a this is an incident.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
I think the pilot would have done it even if
he was if it was coming out both ends.

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
I think the pilot was just on a little power
trip and he's like, you know what, buddy, not on
my flight.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
You just said both ends. Did you hear that he
was coming out both ends? Did you hear last week? No,
that came up last week. I think it's called a
double dragon.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
Oh yeah, I just called it a screenshot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Christina Applegate, she does a podcast. You know, she's dealing
with an affliction right now, and she does something with
your girl from the Sopranos, Siegler Jamie Lynn.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Oh yeah, meadow yep. And uh they call that a
double dragon, double dragon.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
When it's boat the screenshot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
I never heard of that. Okay, I don't know. You
come on the bath. The pilot was out of line here.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
I mean he's like, dude, there's a smart ship, all right,
Like you're trying to do that, you're trying to show off.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
We settle down.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Dude, this is all according to him and his friend
planes though you get no say any United's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Gonna have another story here.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
There's more to this story obviously, but man, you can't
just be plugging up that bathroom for that amount of time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Come on, there's other people that gotta go. He was trying,
all right, okay, but again.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Nobody wants to hang out in an airport in an
airplane bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
It's like I'll come out and I'll let a few
people in, but then I'm coming back in afterwards.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
That's that would be fair. That's It didn't seem like
he was trying to negotiate. He seemed like he was
just trying to power trip and kicking a door.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Yeah, would there should have been a negotiation, Like there's
other people that have and it's like, well can I
come back after?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
You need to be back in here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
I would have negotiated some kind of a deal, like okay,
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
I'll do a three for one and I also get
the three three.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Can go, and then I get to come back in
again after Yeah, and I get to stay in the cockpit.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Well, Houston, tie and I don't know they were here. Shameful,
great disgusting of us.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Rock and Altar.

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Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I also, I want to get into this next hour.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
I put up a question and reading your answers right now,
you're gonna have to go dig for it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
But if you want to play along.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
I asked, is there a profession that you would never date.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Just by job alone?

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
It could be the coolest, hottest, best person ever, but
because of what they do for a living, would you
not consider dating that person? Radio hosts, Yeah, people go,
you know, and go for the low hangings for.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Morning show host on the Buzz. All right, Ben, I
guess you and I are a match.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
I wouldn't date me either, So that I want to
talk about that because it's interesting to see what there
are some people that are taking it serious or if
they're talking about past experiences, and I don't think that's
fair either. You had a problem with a teacher, Yeah,
no more teachers for me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Really, do you think they're just all teachers the same.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
I'm just throwing that out there as an example, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Yeah, a lot of close minded people.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
It sounds like, all right, that's something that was a
little further down on our Facebook page. If you want
to talk about that, I want to get into it
on the air though.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Hi. Alex Houston's headlines. What you got? Good morning everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
The twenty twenty five Houston Rodeo season came to an
end last night. Rodio Director of Strategic Communications Danielle Grossman
said that the event set an all time attendance record
with two point seven million people, and that the event
also broke eleven auction records. The money, in part, is
used to support the Rodio's historic twenty eight million dollar
donation to Texas youth and education programs, and more than

(01:30:44):
thirty five thousand volunteers helped make the event possible. This year,
former US Attorney Jessica Abert was found dead in her Alexandria,
Virginia home on Saturday. Local police responded to a call
about an unresponsive woman and discovered the forty three year
old a Bear at the sea. The Virginia Office of
the Chief Medical Examiner will determine the cause of death,
and authorities have reportedly not found any signs of foul play,

(01:31:07):
but sources say they believed she died from a long
standing medical issue. A Bear was appointed by President Joe
Biden unanimously confirmed by the Senate in October of twenty
twenty one, and led a team of three hundred prosecutors
in staff. She resigned on January twentieth, when President Donald
Trump took office. CNN says that next month's annual White

(01:31:28):
House Easter egg role is going to include corporate branding
for the first time. The event has been a tradition
on the South Lawn since eighteen seventy eight, and it's
not the first time that it's had any type of sponsor,
though the American Egg Board donates eggs each year and
others kick in money. To avoid using taxpayer dollars, but
it will be the first time that you're going to.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Be able to pay to have your logo prominently displayed.

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
An event company hired by the White House sent out
a nine page document offering different branding opportunities, with packages
ranging from in price from seventy five thousand dollars. What
do you play, Peter cottontail? Oh okay, I figured it
was easter themed. I couldn't make out what it was.
All right, go ahead, it's fit. Sure, it's fit.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
So, I mean it's not gonna be the Tesla Easter
egg roll. It could be. I mean, he's gotta buy them.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
So they put out like what the the tiers that
you could pay for, So it could be between seventy
five thousand dollars to two hundred thousand dollars, So you
could pay for things like the naming rights for key
areas or elements, logos featured on event signage, and custom
branded easter baskets. You could definitely see like a Tesla
Easter basket.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Well, you know what's available all kinds of these same
sponsorships for the rod Ryan Show charity Golf.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
I would love to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
From seventy five thousand to two hundred thousand if you
would like to donate.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Our prices are a little below that. If you'd like
to donate that much, that would also be accepted. Yeah,
so they are very much below that. But boy I
I yeah, everything is sponsorable, So I need money for
Texas Adaptabaquata. So listen, I'm not going to I'm not
gonna get on anybody for sponsoring anything, So I need

(01:33:05):
I need sponsors.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Yeah, no world famous rod Ryan Shore page to Bust
dot comoms, please sign up to sponsor.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
All the money's going to go to the White House
Historical Association, nonprofit that works to educate people in the
history of the White House, so like, hey, this is
where the president lives.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
That's what they work to educate people on what somebody
should buy each egg and like stamp each eggs with
their logo.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
Yeah, Elie would definitely do that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
And then it also pays for the presidential portraits that
you see all throughout the White House, all.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
These kids walking around with little stainless steel like they
look like the cyber truck truck little basket, but little
stainless steel baskets. Lockheed Martin sponsor and stuff the missile
Tony Stark.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Legendary boxer George Foreman passed away on Friday night.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
He was seventy six.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
Foreman was a two time world champion and Olympic gold
medalist who famously made a comeback in nineteen eighty seven
at the age of thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
He may have been just as well known as.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
A spokesperson of his own grills, the George Foreman grills,
which you could easily burn your foot on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
To be careful with those.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Foreman was married five times, had twelve children, including five sons,
all named George. He also named one of his seven
daughters Georgetta. Mike Tyson tweeted that Foreman's contributions to boxing and.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
Beyond will never be forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
You know, rip to a great one.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Married five times. Imagine there was an argument or two
with those spouses.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
But I really.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Believed him to be that like funny, happy, go lucky
guy that I saw in those commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
He really did.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Seem like that. I interviewed him a couple of times
back in the day. George Foreman grill that type of thing,
you know, gave away a couple of grills, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
And he just he just yeah, he was really nice.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
He just seems super cool, super cool, super chill. And
I remember making a comment about it, like, dude, you're
making so much money, you are so chill, and he's like, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
You be too?

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
I mean he just enrolled like that. The famous story
about that the first phone call went to for the
grill Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
I remember it was a fun fact.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
I think it was a fun fact on the show
that Hogan got no brother. It can't be as simple
as Hogan didn't pick up, and then well, let's call
George Foreman.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
But that's what it made it sound.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Like that we got a grill, who are our top
two Peoplegan George Foreman?

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
And then but we.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Got to make that call by five o'clock and it's
four point fifty pm, so they get around to calling Hulk.
I'm making all this up, but for some reason they
made it sound like Hulk Hogan didn't pick up. So
then they called Foreman and he said, yeah, can.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
You imagine not taking that call? I grills.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
I'm sure Hogan has plenty of money, but not that
kind of money he would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Yeah, launched him a grease right here. In this tree,
brother bro real good brother just rips off his shirt
and so like mister T Grill. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
In Music News, Elton John has some advice for up
and coming musicians. He says to skip American idol and
play the pubs. Although it is worth noting that he
is British, so that maybe why he hasn't ended against
American idol.

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
Think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
He's talking about the way that these people are.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Elton said, quote that experience stood me in great stead
for when I became Elton John because I had a backbone,
and backbone is so important because the worst thing that
can happen to you in the industry are things like
instant fame on television where you have no experience of
playing live.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
You put on a stage, you go and you can't
do it. That's the worst thing. Take risks and go
play a pub. And then he did say that American
idol is the worst. I want to say that, but.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
I don't stay you disagree with all of what he says,
although there have been people online that I've.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Definitely it has worked out well for some though.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
And also while you take away Crocodile rock, that's the
best Shelton Johnson.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Oh you like that, that's your favorite? I'm sorry, I
Xcelias Felton Johnson for sure. March Madness. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
The NCAA Tournament concluded its first weekend yesterday. U of
H and Texas Tech advanced to the Sweet sixteen. On Saturday,
U of ahel face per Due in Arkansas. Is gonna
be who Texas Tech faces in the next round. Yesterday,
though Florida Duke, Alabama, Michigan State, Kentucky, Ole, Miss, Maryland,
and Arizona all advanced to the Sweet sixteen. It was
weekend without a lot of upsets. And there's really there's

(01:37:34):
only four conferences remaining out of all the conferences in there,
and it's I think all one, two threes and four
seeds I believe made it to the sweet sixteen. In
the NBA, the Rockets fell on the Nuggets one sixteen
to one eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
That ended what had been a nine game winning streak.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
Rockets are still the two seed in the Western Conference
playoffs if the season ended today, and they're gonna have
a day off where they play the Hawks tomorrow night
at the Toyota Center. In baseball, the Astros beat the
Nationals eight to six, yesterday and wrap up the spring
training season, and they're going to open up the regular
season on Thursday when they host.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
The Mets at dyke In Park. That is what's going
on in sports.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Buzz, Rock and Alter. Very soon The Rod.

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten am.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Ninety four or five Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show,
Cyprus Hill, Insane in the Brain. Welcome to the nine
o'clock hour, our fourth and final hour together.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
BlackBerry Smoke. Tickets coming your way very soon. They're playing on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
Is that the twenty eighth? Yeah, they're playing the twenty eighth.
While seven one to three Music Hall Houston roughneckt season
opener is coming up. We'll talk about that. I know
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Got tickets for you. Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Nothing over a twenty percent chance of rain moving forward today,
mostly cloudy Hive around eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
How does it look out there? We got the inside cabin.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Did your car get washed off last night? It was
a hell of a storm for about thirty minutes at least.
I mean that what I was awake for when I
was trying to walk my dog. Yeah, it super fun.
Why were you up walking your dog.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
At that time because I was up already and I went,
I don't know. We moved, so I wanted to make
sure I got here early enough to like check how
like my my commute was like cause it's a little
further now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
My kid woke up, so I was up.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
My dog jumped on the bed, so that was what
got me up. Aha, And then I was like, well,
I might as well start my day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
We're in that two o'clock hour now we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
The same teen thirty and I like laid there, it's
like two forty five.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I was like, all, let's just go. So I got
dressed and take the dog out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
So it was raining two o'clock. I was I've been off.
This was two stop like right when I got in
the car together, where good stuff? I have a kid, they
say it, I had please.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
This this weekend. I was holding her up above my
head when I got home a little l yeah, and
I was like, you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Know, I had My mother said hey, and she spit.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
I didn't know she had just had a bottle before
I got there, and she's been up right in My
mouth went all like it, it went all the way
like down my throat didn't even have time to like
I couldn't spit it out or anything, and I had
to hand it to my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Was like, I'm gonna throw Up'm gonna throw up. I'm
gonna throw up.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Didn't throw up, But that was the first time that
had happened. I'd seen I'd seen pictures and videos of
people saying that it happens, but that was the first
time I got to experience just getting thrown up. I've
never had anybody throw up in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
I have been waiting to play this for you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
Wait, welcome, You got pooped on, You got piped.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
In your mouth, in you in your mother, in your mouth, yum.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
In your mom in your mom. Yeah, dude, superus. That's awesome.
Did you kid right? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:40:57):
Now you know?

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
Now you know, like I was gonna throw up after that,
didn't throw up?

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
What are you gonna do? Beat her? Right? Awesome, daddy's
picking you up. You had a bottle. That's so great. Sorry,
it's great. I'm bad at Joscelyn the kid out. I
like tossing her around my wife, so I.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
Like, she just say, you know it's gonna happen, and
then I get stuff all over my shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
The first time I had it in my mouth though. Awesome.
I'm not like you think I've been doing a bit
right now. Awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
That's how you know you have this unconditional love?

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
Yeah, you have this. There's nothing else that you would
allow that. There's there's no other thing. It's that. It's
that you had the moment.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
It's like, oh, there's some diapers where you're like, okay,
that's real love.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
But yeah, but that that was that was definitely a
father's stuff. I guess did you ever talk with Chili?
Is he okay? Have you talked to him about the thing?
The thing and the thing and the thing?

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Last week I put it up on the Looking at
Girls blog page.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
There was this thing that was going around.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
It was all over TikTok last week, and it was
called the chubby filter. Did you see the chubby filter?
I did not see the chebvy filter. It's too late,
that's it. It was the chubby filter. I don't know, Chili.
All these like fit girls were throwing on the chubby
filter and they were posting pictures. Yeah, so it was

(01:42:26):
on the Looking at Girls block page. Today, I'm looking
at Girls. The chubby filter has already been yanked and
I got the full story for.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
You, So I just I didn't geez. I didn't know
that you'd be this upset. I was worried about Chili upset.

Speaker 14 (01:42:42):
That was because it took away some teacher thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
To grands right, but they weren't. But it wasn't real.

Speaker 14 (01:42:49):
I know some of those people look better with a
little bit of meat on their bones.

Speaker 15 (01:42:53):
Bro.

Speaker 14 (01:42:54):
I ain't not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
It was weird, Okay, I'll just say this, the chubby filter,
it didn't look as ai as some of this. Some
of this ais get ridiculous. We can all agree on
that it looks meaning that it looks so real.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
The chubby filter, it looked real.

Speaker 14 (01:43:13):
I think all the filters should go away then, And if
you're gonna take one filter away, take all of them.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
Well, the story and everything about it, it's all the
looking at girls blog down.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
You stand for something, you'll fall for anything. That's so.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
If you got in while the getting in was good,
if it was good for you, then that's it. But
I'm sorry, Chili, the chubby filter is done. God you
can't find it. I'm heartbroken. What am I going to
do now? You know I wanted to look chubby instead
of looking this sexy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
You know, he was throwing a chubby filter on everybody.
Yeah that's all.

Speaker 14 (01:43:42):
Hey, now that's all I've been doing all my life,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:47):
I mean.

Speaker 14 (01:43:49):
I'm actually real skinny, but I put those filters on.
Try to can't fish.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
People, you know, just living in a filter. Yeah, my
whole life is ruined. It's been a bit all right.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
Sorry that it's gone, dude, it's gone. The story is
on the looking at sea. We have now go for
the pictures, stay for the articles. I got a pair
of tickets to go see BlackBerry Smoke March twenty eight,
seven one to three Music Hall.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
I'll say call her ten.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Just keep in mind the man is in morning of
a app being gone now scrubbed from TikTok seven.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Five looking for caller number.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
Ten Houston Rock Houston's alternative All Day and the Rod
Ryan Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Ninety five because yeah that's us.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Good morning, everybody. Milf Monday still number one link today.
Still got some new faces though, popping up on the
hashtag Monday selfie, which is great, thank you. And then
I got some people on the phone here I got well,
I got one person on the phone. Hi, Oh hello,

(01:44:55):
I'm doing great.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
What is your name? We gotta play that gender Bender game? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
I kept once a week comes, I'm like, we got
to play that game. Uh Kensley, where are you from? From?

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Movie?

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
But I have lived in since like four years ago?

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
Oh you've been here four Okay? Well listen, have you
been to the seven one to three Music Hall yet?

Speaker 7 (01:45:20):
I have?

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
I think we saw Elijah Blessing as the Canadians wherever a.

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
Goot time she was playing though, you're right, well, oh
there's Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
That was That was for Alex. He's getting barfed in
the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Uh, there's your that's a bell for you. I've got tickets.
It's this week though, okay, it's twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
I should probably do that for you. Oh that's Friday night.
That would be incredible. Who were seeing?

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
It's BlackBerry smoke. You're like, okay, Rod, I don't know
who this is. Trust in trust in Rod, trust me
when I tell you this is a rock band and
they're going to rock your ass and you're gonna love it.
You and your guest seven one three Friday night, Okay,
go see this band live.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
I sure will.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
Okay, all right, have a great time. Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Hang on for me, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
Online It's als online ninety four five the muzz Sorry
what you got?

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
All right? This is today's a weel is unseen sides.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Of well known places, and you're gonna get to see
stuff like the.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
End of the Great Wall of China go into the water.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
I've never seen that wallah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're telling me that thing winds up.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
In the water.

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
First picture you'll get to see here is you go
see the end of it, and it's got a little
rounded end and it goes into the water. I mean, really,
the Mongolians could have just gone around it. I think
it seems like being great. You would have thought it
would have gotten like a mile into the ocean, but.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
I guess I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
You can see Mount Fuji taken from the International Space
Station to the very top of Mount Fuji. You see
an underwater sinkhole in Tuloom, Mexico. But be careful in
your flight back, don't hog the bathroom. You see a
sunset on Mars, and the picture across from the Mona
Lisa that no one ever looks at. That's what the
Mona Lisa is looking at. Nobody really ever gets to

(01:47:20):
see that because you're looking at.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
The Mona Lisa. This is kind of brilliant.

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
Yeah, the unseenes are the back of the sphinx. You
look at the sphinx's ass. You can check that out.
We kind of got a donk on it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
We should put the back of Chili's head because everybody
was just sees him from the front. Oh yeah, it's like, listen,
this is the guy has a back to that head.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Yeah, he's a real person with a full head, full head.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
He's got a full head of head, full head of head,
full head of head.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
You can go, so go check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
You can see all this at the world Finish rod ryanshowpage,
the buzz dot com.

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The Rod Ryan Show on Nyan Show.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
On this Monday, it's nine eight. What time does Chilie
give that money away? Like right before we get out
of here? Does he wait till fifty ten? Does he
do nine fifty Chilie?

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
What do you do? I thought you would know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
I mean, if I I feel like when I asked
you a question, it's like asking him a question.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Telepathic end of the show. Yeah, end of the show.

Speaker 14 (01:48:23):
I lost all my powers as a filter went away.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
You're gonna give somebody one hundred dollars today?

Speaker 14 (01:48:29):
Huh yes, at nine fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
I will announce it the first thing I said. Okay,
of course I know him. So that's been.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
That's been the brunt of the activity on our Facebook page.
It is the hashtag Monday selfie our friends over at
shoew Federal Credit Union offering up one hundred bucks. I
think we got a couple of weeks of this left Chili.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
That's a question mark.

Speaker 14 (01:48:49):
So after this one, we have one more left.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Oh my god. Okay, I think to see it go. Yeah,
I love it. I love it. I I like seeing
you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:48:58):
I also like the interaction sometimes when I need help
with a topic and and you guys are just such
a great resource. Meaning you guys listen to the show
and you're on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Not that you guys right here, I'm pointing to my guys.

Speaker 4 (01:49:13):
Great resources, great resources. But it's always nice to get
some extra opinions too. So sometimes I'll and Julie's like,
what are you doing on Facebook already?

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
I'm like, don't worry about it, Damn He's like, what
are you doing on Facebook this early?

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
I'll put this stuff up at four in the morning,
and it says what profession?

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Would you never date a magician?

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
I never thought of it, But it'd be tough, you think,
like like dating a stripper would not be cool. Porn
star OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Yeah, I've been trying fans.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
These are things like, oh, dude, like you could like
you think you could pull it ondly fans.

Speaker 14 (01:49:55):
Yeah, that's kind of tough man, especially like me, I'm greedy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
I mean, I'm not looking to date. I'm just saying
I don't know. I didn't, I don't I don't think.
I don't think I I would date somebody with only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
I just don't think I would. But again, we're talking
about a profession.

Speaker 4 (01:50:16):
If they did that for a living, yeah, if you
have an only fans on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Like, okay, you know, it would be tough for me.

Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
And it's weird because you're not getting out of a
whole profession and that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
But I I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
I think most people know that we can kind of
turn on and turn off. You got this radio show
and then boom, everybody know you got a kid, you
got barfed in the mouth, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
You're a different you know. I don't think politicians turn
it off. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
I think when you're a politician and that's your profession,
I don't think there's a there's an off button. And
I'm not going around all these ribbon cuttings and I'm
not going to all these these the coolest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
I'd be a trophy husband. I that rock. I could
not date a politician.

Speaker 5 (01:51:05):
You get all the like, all this the info, and
then you get corrupted.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
That's one of it's it's inside of trading somebody that
is so fired up about politics. You know. I have
a fear of anybody that's fired up about anything. That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:51:18):
I do, like, you know, craft beer guy. I'm not
looking to date craft beer guy either. I'm just saying
when somebody's like so into something politics, would be tough
for me to date somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:51:29):
If that was there, that was their occupation. I don't
think there's an off button on that. Yeah, I don't
three come to mind. When I'm trying to just like
off the top of my head and it's an occupation
that wouldn't that you wouldn't date like a pastor or
a minister.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
I feel like, just like, okay, I don't align with
all those values.

Speaker 5 (01:51:53):
And then I'm not I would you'd look down on me,
so they probably wouldn't date me anyways.

Speaker 6 (01:51:58):
Magician much tricky, I don't want okay.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
And then therapist bingo because you're like, will you. I
can't argue with you.

Speaker 5 (01:52:06):
You're trying to turn me around and twist my head
into a pretzel like maybe you're not, but I don't
know if you are, and I think you are.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
I would like the challenge. See, Okay, I got two
thoughts on this. Like a lawyer, I feel like I'm
up for arguing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
I think I could. Yeah, I feel like I'm up
for those kinds of arguments. I think I could.

Speaker 4 (01:52:24):
I could really law I feel like I could duel
with a lawyer a little bit and argumentative, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
I feel like I got there's a little dog in this,
in this in my fight over here.

Speaker 4 (01:52:34):
But a therapist wanting to sit down and talk about
stuff all the time, you couldn't argue with them.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
They're professional at it. I couldn't do that. Yeah, I
don't think I could do that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Psychologist psychiatrists, psychologists. Yeah, therapist, Now if you have apparently
this person had a problem with a locksmith. Okay, Like
that's it. You're done with locksmith's now. It seems very specific,
but okay, that was your answer.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
That's it. None of these.

Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
Oh and then somebody has said trophy maker, like I'm
not trophy makers, like, no way, no way. Listen you
those trophy makers historically trophy maker.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
You know what it sounds like, troublemaker. So I understand you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:24):
There's things like, uh, teachers, Like wow, it seems like
you had a problem with a teacher. Yeah, are teachers problematic?
Like for the reasons? Is there an obvious reason?

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
Like I just said, okay, like I it'd be cool
to dat a lawyer. I'd be up for arguing about everything.

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
Yea, and some reasoning any arguments you had with somebody else,
Like hey, could is there any legal action here? But
for for the reason that I said therapist, It's like,
you know, there's a reason that I don't think I
would date a therapist. Model came up. Police lots of
law enforcement, lots of law enforcement. We backed the blue

(01:54:04):
around here, We backed the blue.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
All the time.

Speaker 4 (01:54:08):
But I'm just wondering because I think the opposite. I
think police pull a ton of ass.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
I do too. I think they pull a ton of ass.

Speaker 4 (01:54:14):
But then I also think that it's like it's like
a swimming pool at a home. At a home, there's
just a certain group of people that don't want to
pull They're not going to look at that house.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
I think police officers. Let me know if this is true.

Speaker 4 (01:54:26):
Are you do you feel that you're polarizing because you
know that you pull ass with that outfit?

Speaker 6 (01:54:31):
Yeah, I mean sorry, popular demograph.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
Your uniform sir, Sorry, you know that little outfit you
guys wear, you're costumed.

Speaker 4 (01:54:43):
Lawyers came up here a couple of times. Truck driver
and I think that has to do with not being
around over the road. Truck driver. Pilots came up more
than once. I think they're all.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
I think they're gone a lot. Maybe I I don't know. Uh, okay,
it came up more than once.

Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
Chefs, even one chef ratted them out. One percent would
not date a chef. Been a chef for thirty years.
My people are the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
Really, like you're you're you're ratting out your own Yeah,
it's I don't know. The kitchen. It seems like it'd
be sick to have somebody to cook in cool food
for you all the time. Okay, when are they working
every weekend, every holiday? Yeah, unless you get to the
Emerald Agasi when you just have some als working for
I guess some TV shows. I get that. Politicians came

(01:55:32):
up again, attorneys, which.

Speaker 4 (01:55:34):
Is lawyer, doctors, lawyers, A lot of doctors and lawyers,
which is rich. But you're led to believe I'd rather
married a doctor. You're led to believe that that's what
everyone's looking for. A doctor and a lawyer, you know,
and it's just you constantly, we've been we've been pounded
with that since they won become a doctor, become a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
Those are like.

Speaker 4 (01:55:51):
Those upper crust type jobs, you know, anyone in an
adult adult industry. Yeah, I figured that would probably be
like the most popular one adult stars bodybuilder, Yeah, I
talk about that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
But somebody's fitness chicks.

Speaker 4 (01:56:10):
It's like, you know, you're not gonna you're not snacking
ever around them.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
That's it. They're gonna slap. No, they're gonna slap that
that girl Scout cookie out of your hand. I mean,
my protein.

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
Content creator because because you're the one that's taking the pictures.
Let's face it. Let's face it. Okay everywhere. Can you
imagine dating someone that did that for a living? Now,
if they're a content creator, they're probably pretty hot both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Dude, chicks, they're probably pretty hot. But how you're.

Speaker 4 (01:56:44):
Taking pictures of them all the time? Okay, you are
definitely you are definitely their minion. And then you get
to have sex with him once in a while, but
you're the minion. You're there content minion.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
I'm sure the sex is awesome, but other than that,
it's like everywhere you go is a content thing and
you're doing that that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
Would that would talk to me.

Speaker 6 (01:57:12):
If you're gonna go check out this donuts, that would make.

Speaker 4 (01:57:14):
Me nuts or Okay, fine, I still want to date you.
But Manuel is coming with us everywhere we go. Now,
either you don't want to take the pictures, great, Manuel,
it's a table for three everywhere we go.

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
No, I'm out, I'm not doing it. All right, Well,
that's that's a good discussion. That is a discussion that's
happening on our Facebook page.

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Speaker 5 (01:59:15):
That's releasing a thirty track album again, I think for
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Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
Yeah, thirty plus.

Speaker 4 (01:59:21):
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Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
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Speaker 5 (02:00:18):
What artists did we talk about today that is releasing
another thirty plus album track?

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
I believe it is Morgan Wallen, it is it is awesome. Yeah,
we talk about all that stuff here on this show.

Speaker 4 (02:00:33):
You have any thoughts on a Yeah? Yeah, I know
people love him? Is he is he three double albums
in a row?

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
Awesome? Is he that great a songwriter? Is everything greater?

Speaker 4 (02:00:45):
Is he needs to sip through these things and maybe
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Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
What are your thoughts? If you know him? Man, he's awesome.

Speaker 14 (02:00:52):
Everything he's put out so far as the fire, He's
probably got three or four hits on the radio at
a time.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
So I like it. It's great artists.

Speaker 4 (02:00:59):
So you want him to put out I mean, listen,
we're not stopping him, but you're cool. He's putting out there.
He's got an album coming out. It's thirty seven tracks.
You're like, yes, I need more. More is always better
with him?

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