April 11, 2025 • 31 mins
Sheryl Underwood joins us in the Interview Lounge as she prepares for her upcoming shows at The Stress Factory! Plus, she debunks a conversation Gandhi and Diamond had earlier, and she reveals that she wants to be our CEO's "secret black wife"!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Mercedes Benz Interview lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You know, when Cheryl Underwood walked in the room. First
of all, I'm gonna do it, Danielle does.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm gonna say the same thing to Danielle sniffs our guests.
You smell deliciously, Lolita Olympica. You can get it. It's
reasonably priced. Yes, I'm going to Costco this weekend. Maybe
they have something. Yes, man, we love in Costco right now.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We love and we did like a twenty minute conversation
about Costco this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yes, yes, the chicken, the roaster chicken, yes, I know, yeah,
the frozen absolutely. And what's the other thing, my best friend,
we go there the hot dogs. I know you're not
supposed to a ground of meat, but yes, and then
then you go buy TV down the Absolutely. It's addictive.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You can get like mortgages, cars, everything in cost Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Coffin they soill coffin. No in Costco.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, price coming and going right. But we salute Costco
right now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
By the way, they're not paying a penny, not paying
a penny for ust to do this. We do it
out of the love, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Absolutely, but hey, we you know we love a reil
place integration, so Cheryl undervoid.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of course you see every day on the View, but
now the tour.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We used to be well, I'm on the mix and
mingle to it right now. But we used to be
on CBS on the Talk, and I thought you came
and you visited us.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I did, Yes, Okay, I just had. I just had
a major brain fart. Let me tell you what it is.
I got.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I think what happened Sherry Shepherd when she was on
the View, and whoopee Goldberg recommended me for Joy Behar's
uh comedy corner right, and and then I went on
there and I did two segments on the View doing
political material, and I think somebody from CBS saw that.
And then I got invited to a meeting that I
(01:56):
was avoiding. I was avoiding the meeting, and Steve Harvey,
who's been my friend for years, said a word to
me that begins with a B, and was like, call
them back, it might be real because I thought comedians
were playing on my phone.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So I was cursing them out because I thought I
was playing a phone.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So long story long, went to the meeting and in
seventy two hours I had a job. All the way
from season two to season fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Did you see that's the thing I get my V
shows mixed up. That's all right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So I met you in and they're dead. I showed
at the table, Yes, sure did. And we had a
good time.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And I think you were one of the reasons why
the men were added to the show, because remember Jerry
O'Connell and Biserbia Milli came because you were so good
at it and you were so warm and you were fun.
If you lived in la we would have kidnapped you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There you go. Yeah, can I tell you my favorite
story of coming on to the talk? What's your favorite?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So the Talks? It's on this you're you're definitely in
television city in Hollywood. It's the lot, Yes, where they
have the old the old buildings where all the writers
for the movies used to do. So they gave me
my dressing room and we went out to breakfast that
morning and I got there and I had to I
was looking over my notes from the little segment we're
doing and I had to pooh that is, and as
(03:12):
one does, I lucked out. They gave me a dressing
room with a bathroom inside up. That's right, Oh, thank
god tow it apart?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Did you at everybody saying how do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I know? Trust me, I know?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And they were Remember my guy was he was like,
you got to come out, you got they need you
on set now you know the director assistant director was
there with the head cut out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm like, you can't stop and that makes you a
real person. Well, I know, but a real person leaving
a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, but we had enough toilet paper for you didn't.
Did that means we had a good budget. That means
the CBS. When you have enough toilet paper, you a
big time show a budget at CBS. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was it two ply or was it one fly best? Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, you know you broke if you only have one plot,
get two plots?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Where costcoat? I never was a TV.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Guy, but I love doing those segments with you guys.
Any reason to go to LA give me a reason
to hang to that table. You guys are always so nice.
Thank you so absolutely, and we had a lot of
fun with you. Okay, so board and raised in what Omaha, Nebraska?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I grew up in Omaha, Nebraska. So everybody you're
on in Omaha, right, we are what station?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What station? That station that we loved absolutely. Well, well
let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So when we came up from Chicago living in Omaha,
you were going to the young man said, you were
going to the zoo, the Henry Doyley Zoo, exorbing the Rodeo.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And you had.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Cross Roads and West Roads, Godfather's Pizza Guy, Potato Guy's
Potato Chips.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
We used to go to Pone Park that was the
amusement park and it was a lot from Carter's Lake.
We used to go out there and have barbecue and everything.
Omaha is a really great place to grow up. My
mother married a man who was stationed at Offered Air
Force Base, and that's how we got to Castle Air
Force Base in San Joaquin Valley.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Next time you're in Omaha, turned us on ninety six
to one KISSFM. We're on there right now. That's what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
A matter of fact, everybody need to call in crush
the phone lines, made dedications and do everything because Omaha.
And the great part is the weather, you know, because
we have great weather and then we have a tornado
and the fun pot of bottle tornado. Everybody goes, why
is the Tornado Fund how's that Because you go down
in the base. First, you got to make all your food.
You're making your sandwiches, You get all your snacks, and
then you go down in the basement so that the
(05:37):
tornado watch will be over. But by the first hour
of the tornado watch, you've eaten all your sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
See, we do that. We do that here for hurricanes.
We with hurricanes, we go.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes, yes, but what snacks do you have for when
you hunker down at a hurricane?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Because my best friend earned fouchet.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She lives in Florida, so I don't know you know
about the hurricane.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
What do you eat when the hurricane? This is you
go pop tarts and you drink. Yes, yeah, I drink
a lot of alcohol and I eat a lot of
pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And pop tarts are good hot and cold, yes, aren't they?
And have you tasted the pop tart bits the bit? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, Because when you're trying.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
To keep your weight and be healthy, you still want
to eat everything. You love pop tarts integration. Listen when
they said the trains are good, come on pop Tarts.
Put some ads on this station right there. We need
to make this. iHeart radio money, hey man, you stop
lying for the people in the back.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I am. I am fascinated that you're talking about living
in Omaha, Nebraska, because Diamond and I yesterday, Yes, we're
contemplating if any black people live in Tornado Alley.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yes, and now we found and and here Heylan.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And when you do see us, we all congregate. We
just run toward each other and roll right. When one
black person sees.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Another baby, we get a nod and a hug. You
hood to see you die.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Black Women Club, absolutely take me Brown Women Club, because
we'll run up on and then we'll run up.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And hug and go wait a minute, well hey girl.
And then we got to ask you where you got
your hair? Is that growing out your scott?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And the men are handsome and am well there's anybody wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Some nice tight jeans and some boots. We could get it. Yeah,
you're making notes. I'm taking she is? She taking a note?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
She is? Why are you not doing a travel club?
A travel club where we all get together and we
go places and we chase men.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I chase men. Listen to me, I mean, I mean,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm coming back every month, Yes, and I want to
do your podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We have it all your your Actually, this is going
to be on a podcast. We make this a podcast.
We do podcasts. Gandhis' podcast. We all do parking.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
But I heard that the podcast is just a little
bit edgier because this isc THISCC. Okay, when I come back,
I want to do this and do the podcast and
then you can ask me questions like how many sports
teams have you slept with? Okay, because because well then
I can go into details.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
See now we can only talk about me doing Club
Sha Shaya I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
We talked for three hours, but then we can go
into detail.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We can get names and dates and locay sh I
love that. Yeah, if you're just rolling in, this is
Cheryl Underwood. We got to talk about your mix and
mingle comedy tour.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
How is it? Where are you there? How many cities?
I mean, this is a lot of work. It's you
know what, but it's fun work.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's fun to get out and make people laugh and
you know, be a respite in people's lives. We do
a little bit of news and politics at the top
at the top of the show because I'm the host
and the headliner. But I do think people are kind
of exhausted. They're exhausted in the discussion. But if I
can get people to just talk to each other and
mixing and understanding love and we're eating great food and
(09:02):
having great drinks. Will be at the Stress Factory in
New Brunswick, New Jersey this weekend. But the dates are
on my website and everything is Sheryl Underwood with an
S because I can't remember anything else. We be very
funny women. I can't remember any of that, so I
just got to use my name. And if you follow
me on Instagram, I'm learning TikTok even though I'm afraid
(09:23):
of it. Uh and I don't understand it. And then Snapchat,
I'm mad at them because they changed the filter. Remember
they used to have the little kitty cat filter and
they changed it. Right, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You should see.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Gandhi has all these these stupid filters that make us
look like so you like the filters?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You too beautiful, You don't need a filter.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh no, I used the hideous ones nods, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, she used the filter on us.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah on you ever listen you you too handsome of
a man to be looking like a girl.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Al something Okay, what is the filtering? Now? Hold on,
I'm just I'm recording you right now.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Okay, So what filter did you use? Could I could
use a little botox? Anybody want to advertise? Where's the
doctor advertising on the.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Moti in this video? You don't need filter at all.
You get your Oh that was cute. I have a filter.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, I need to hold my stomach in a little bit.
But you know when you lose a lot of weight,
that stuff start folding and bending, and.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So how did you lose because I know how they
ripped two thirds of my stomach. Ount really had the
gastric sleeve.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yes, my okay, it was recommended that I do that,
and I went through all the procedures. You got to
go through the psychiatric stuff and everything, and I did
it on and was having a good time.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Maybe I was having too much fun. So what happened?
So you're looking great?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So I went to I went to my doctor, my
co directed doctor, doctor Zuri Morell. He's at Cedars SINAI
very good doctor. So I was getting my colonoscopy, so
I said, you might as well do the endoscopy right
at the same time. While right because I want to
get a good, nice sleep, right, because that sleep is amazing.
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is in it? Oh my god? You'd be like, can
we do this? Crazy? When they woke me up, I
did both at the same time too. I said, we're done. Yeah, yeah,
I want to go back to bed. It's the strangest thing.
It's the strangest thing.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I mean, you're totally totally in a favorous sleep and
they're up your button, down your throat.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And you don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I just got a bad taste in your moud be like,
So I did that. And then by co director doctor said,
before you do this, consider this.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can I say what it is? Sure? Because we're not
being paid for any of this, so I'm just telling
you that.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So he put me on sex send the first because
I was pre diabetic and high pretensive and so you
know it's running in my family, and so he said,
well try this. Worked thirty pounds, no pre diabetes, no
high blood pressure. Then he put me on we govy
And I'm under a doctor's care. That's one of the things.
You should be under doctor's care when you consider any
(12:02):
of this. And we study my blood work and the
side effects and everything, and I just wish that everybody
could be afforded either if you need surgery or you
need medical help. But I was one of the first
female celebrities. I didn't want to lie about it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
See people love you. We're so sight stepping that. Yeah,
why why why you lie? Ti? I was in the gym.
You was a lie. I ain't seen you because I'm
not in the gym lying right, you came out of
the locker.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Absolutely, be noble about it. Whatever you're doing, you're doing.
If you're eating, better do it. If you're meditating, if
you're doing pilates, if you had the sleeve or anything.
If we who are on a mic, let people know
what we're doing that we're human just like them. Right,
we can help people be better sales. Health and wellness
is the key. And you look amazing. Now was a
(12:51):
fun stuff. Well, we got to wait for the podcast
for me to ask, you know, what what stuff are
you doing? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You got that body at YadA, Well, I don't have
a body, adyty.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You got.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Shirt off.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I would clear this room and I'm folding it just
like you're talking. Yes, But I tell you, when I
first lost all that weight, I got a little crazy.
What you do well. You know I went a platinum blonde.
My husband said it look like a whore.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Listen, why lose weight and not get your freak on you?
Why you're gonna be fielming yourself. You're gonna be doing
all kinds of stuff. Why if you know the way?
Somebody gotta see this. When I get a good face
of makeup, I gotta go out. Somebody gotta see this.
I gotta walk down the street or go.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
To Hall of First. Somebody need to see the cost come.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Nothing wrong with going blonde and getting you a freak off.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I got a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
So that was like ten years ago, right right, So
now if your stomach does expand, yes, and so now
I'm on the go.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm doing all that. Okay. Do you like it? Do
you like it? Yeah? Yes, I love it for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
If we can get these prices down, you and I
need to testify.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Before Congress that the pharmacutic.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Companies need to get this stuff that or at least
make us spokespeople so we can get it.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Give me a break on it.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yes, listen to me every time I go. You thought
drug didn't was over, You thought that was a war
on drugs. Every time I gotta go pick it up,
I'm like, what you got me to send my soul
to get it? No more wigs, no more nothing to
pay for this stuff. But I love it and I
can feel when I need it, when I needed coming back.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know what I'm saying. I can feel it. Now.
Did it make you like? For me?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
It changed my compulsions? You're like, I love a great drink.
Do you ladies love a great drink? Okay, so when
we do our travel club and we come back and
do our travel club and do our crawls and stuff
like that, I like a great drink. But it makes
me feel I don't have the feeling of anxiousness where
I want to shop or I want to drink or
do something.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It does change you. Yes, there's an edge. It gets
rid of it. I can't explain it, but yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Best friend Ernest said that I'm the nicest person in
the world that I'm calmer now, Like if somebody, if
I'm doing a show and somebody don't have all my money,
I'm so calm now.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So when might you get it to me? And let's talk.
Gry be careful.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
But it does feel it's a it's a great thing.
It's a great asset that medicine can be used for good.
It is, but everybody needs access to it, and the
and the greater good is that the middle class and
and different types of classes of people, they need access
to it. So let's not make something where it's a
half and have nots and other people can't.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Cheryl Underwood.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
By the way, on the Mexa Mingle Comedy tour, if
you go to our website, that's it's all right there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yes, And we got two guys, Mike Washington and Kyle Irby.
And then at the end of the show, we let
men walk up on the stage and they can win
my money.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
They can win some of my money.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And we don't care about race or sexual orientation.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
We have some gay dudes get up and toe the
room apart in Houston.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Text you remember in Houston, Texas, we didn't know he
was gay. They didn't know he was gay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This dude gets up, he got the cowboy had the
tight jess and the hat all tasks the room apart
and then pulls off his hat and then eyebrows was arched.
He was looking fist and he was like, honey, and
the room exploded. And to me, it's a salute for men,
gay or straight men. Are they up against, you know,
(16:20):
being a man in this climate, you know what I'm saying.
So we just want to salute men and they win
my money. My accounting is not happy about it because
I've been giving away money since twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You get to slow that down.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Well, no, if I'm making money, then why can't I
bless some guys and make the guys walking out with
they chest poked out and feeling good giving money.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And this question give them money? How are they winning
this money? They get the crowd on their side.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Some men lip sink, some men dance, some men just
walk across the stage and if the crowd cheers for them,
they win the money.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
So it's like a talent show. It's a talent show
without having a lot of talent. Talent money.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Underwood show a little and different races of men. We've
had every race of men get up, and we've had
some really attractive guys and we have some regular looking
guys that we just uplift their self esteem, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And that's the fun part about the end the show.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
When you have a female comic, men think you're gonna
man bash for a long time, you know. And I
let my audience correct me if I'm wrong on something,
and I say, okay, what are you feeling? Correct me
if I'm wrong, make me a better meat. So it's
a house party inside of a comedy club. But it's
very profane, very sexual.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It needs to be.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yes, I will tell you that on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Emphasis No, I'm feeling it already. I'm making some assumptions.
So you have to agree with this.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Ever since Cheryl walked into this room, how great has
she made us off here?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's what the show is about. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I try to be I don't try to I don't
want to be hateful, but I do want to get
my points across. And I use a lot of profane
labels because I think you can get anything across with
a good dirty yoke that equalizes everything. And I would
love to do radio. I would love to do radio
and podcasting. Why our heart can't let me work here?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
We have a division. We want podcast division. I have
my own podcast network.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
So if I come up with a podcast, would you
put it on your network?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And who needs the podcast? But Also, I.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Need to be a contributor or something, because I believe
in terrestrial radio. Everybody wants to count out terrestrial radio.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It's in my house, it's in my car. It's the
soundtrack of my life. And I know where I'm going.
Nobody believes Jesus is coming back, and tell Evers. Durant
says the location where Jesus is coming and Diamond co
sign it because and.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Who knows Jesus but black people.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Go ahead, danger, that's gonna say, will be down in
times squalls.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, Hi, we would like a podcast. I would love
to have you on our network.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay, fantastic, So if I create something, yes, and then also,
but I need to be a contributor, like like like
thirty seconds of Sheryl on the Terrestrial promote your promoted. Yes, okay,
we'll work it all out. But yes, we would love
to have you on network.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, but then, okay, we gotta talk. We'll talk. Yeah,
because I'm no longer on TV, so I need some.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Money, not a lot though about that. Yeah, y, you
are getting the inside track the show business negotiation.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, what do I that?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, it takes a while to get it rolling. But
once you get it rolling, then the money comes right works.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, well, listen, I'm probably one of the few people
I believe that when you're doing production, it needs to
be cost effective.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's why I keep holing integration.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
The business we're in right now, we need sponsors and integration.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh my goodness, wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
That be amazing if we could get Costco to come
on this show and top to Emphis.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It seems like a natural fit. And then we failed
us shopping in.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Costco, I dream, I got three good, clean credit cards.
Let's go at Costco.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Andrew he was at Costco yesterday with Gandhi. Yeah, yeah, didn't.
I boy, that's a segment. Let me tell you what.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
They brought me as high as a kite on the
fourth of July with this stuff. This is Kirkland Allergy
Medicine alter flow. I took two hits of this thing,
and I do well. I saw dead relatives I did
and they were in black and white?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Can I can I walk after I do this? What
is it? What does it taste like? It goes in
your nose?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Don't don't share it with these guys, do not.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I thought this is what it was your No, here
you go. Last time I stuck up in my nose?
I think it was the eighties, y'all looking like how
old is she? How good makeup?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Black? Don't crack then? But it don't cry? Okay? So
what are we gonna get together and do after this?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
We'll chat for a little bit, and we need to
do affiliate visits.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You can do that. Yes, we need to run around
and do a philiate visits. You've got to see better
for your reader. Yes, she would work for her? Who owned? iHeart?
Who own? What's his name? Time? Dude?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, Hey, Bob Pittman, this is show unders would If
you want to stop me from showing up at any
time of the day, employ me because I will be
downstairs every day until you.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Get me a job.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And if you don't give me a job, I'll still
show up. What does he look like? Is he has
some like John Johnson? He like Don Johnson?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Really? Who does he?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Who does he look like? Michael Douglas? Describe him? Who
does he look like?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
George Cody Beer? He like George? Show me a picture,
Show me a picture picture? Is he married? Is he married? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Find out to be married? Because I could be a pitman.
You know, last time they had Miss Jane with cisly Tyson.
I could be Oh he's handsome. Now see he looked
like uh, he looked like a man who loves a
glass of wine and some symphony.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He symphony? Okay, Google, is he married? Is be married?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Because I don't want I don't want to be fighting
nobody down in the lobby. You know.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
We go to the symphony. Well, who is that yelling?
That's Bob Pittman's black wife. God, I don't do it.
You gonna get killed in the next act. Oh, dear God.
You know who I think I should date? Tom Cruise?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay, I think he would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
First of all, I think Tom Cruise needs somebody just
go sit him down to go. Baby, you are doing
the most admission impossible. I love you very very much,
and we could stay together. Why because I don't care
what you talk about. I am now missus Tom Cruise,
and whatever you do, I'm gonna make even better. I
don't think he has ever had a woman that bring
it to him. He's always talking to the woman like
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I'm gonna make you back, baby, I'm missus, Tom Cruise,
I'm about to change your.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Look at that to vote. I vote for this anyway,
all right him?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Right now, you know everybody, I'm gonna read some of
these texts because it's the good, bad, and the ugly.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Read the ugly.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I didn't know Cheryl before, but I already love her.
I can listen to Cheryl all day. I listened to
her every day. Are you coming to Omaha? Are you
coming to your hometown?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I want to come back and do the comedy clubs there,
and I don't care what the price is.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We bring the entire show and I will come back.
Oh my god, she's got me in stitches. Cheryl's amazing
killing me. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
She needs are She needs to be a frequent guest
on the Elvis Durand Show. Thank you what a fabulous
from How my face hurts from smiling and laughing.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Thank you? I love Sherry. Interview made my day. She's hysterical.
I'm going to work at Costco right now.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay, when I come once a month, we got we
gotta do the show, do the podcast, and then get
in these streets and film it. Contents came wait where
I live. But listen plians come here. I'm trying to
rebuild a career. I couldn't believe I was a talk
show host. You talking about coming from deaf comedy jamming
an adult sexual comedy and then drop in on the
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number one network CBS and have a job from season
two to season fifteen. I love all the ladies and
the gentlemen I work with. I think that the things
that happen to you in your life are always a blessing.
But then to come here and do radio and then
possibly be working.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Here, you work and marrying Bob Pittman Pittman if he will.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
And then he can stay married to missus Bob Pittman,
and then I'll just be like a contributor to their marriage.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
The unicorn as they call it. What does that mean?
What does that mean? It's you know, married couples who
are so for a third to just have a party with.
What's kind of what? What we doing all the things? Oh,
I'm not doing that. What's her name? What's her name?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Gladys Pittman, You're a godhead, Gladys.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
What's her name? I school name?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, your name is Pittman. You need an old school name,
you know. Constance you know. Yes, yeah, she beautiful type
being missed.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What is she blind? Beautiful sexy statue asked. I don't
think there are any it's top secret.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Absolutely, she right, because you don't want nobody walking up
on you while you're on Fifth Avenue with the Pittman
credit card.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Can I get something? Can I get some? Okay? Who
was my produb Vasace? Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I need a job right now so I can get
my shop on from Costco and product and Vasace right.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Down the street. Yes, I need I need another job.
I heard I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Willing to work for a reasonable, reasonable, reasonable price. When
I first got to CBS and they told me what
I was like, I was like for real me and
then look at what happens. You know you can, first
of all, sometimes don't come in asking for a lot
of money. Come in thankful for the opportunity, and then
grow it when you get to speak to people every
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day and touch their lives and make people happy and
give clarity if something happens that you believe in. Because
this is a fun show, right, but if something happens
that you believe in, and you have to crack that
mic in a serious way, because we love and trust you.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
We will receive the blessing of your knowledge, and we
do that from time to time.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
That's right, But we don't need to do that all
the time, especially when I'm trying to be Bob Fitness.
I don't know if I want to be a unicorn,
but I could be a unicorn because I had something
sticking out my head and beautiful flowing air. If you
have heard about me, but they've never seen me in person, unicorn.
We gotta look at the calendar when they're coming back,
(26:57):
look at it. Look at the calendar New York, y'all.
Not when y'all go on vacation, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Give it a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I think I got some time in the May. We're
here in the main in the in the May. Okay, wait,
a man that was talking to me. What's your name again,
Nathaniel Nathani?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
What's your whole night? Which Nathan? Nate? Nathan? Like?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
How do people listen? You need to go sue there,
get your money back. It was your family that started
between you and he Brew Nationals. He Brew National hot
dog didn't listen that God's hot dog?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Right? Are they good? Listen?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
When black people now on some process meet and I
bet they sell them over where cop got you know
you please.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Get Cherl back on here. I mean a warningyone eons
to being out and you are not paying me anything
but love. That's right.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
So the five people go, I gotta have, sir. That's
not working for us, not in that sexual way. I
got a half of her to make money off of home.
In the sexual that's gonna be love. We gotta give
you need to make money off of you.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I have to.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Some people are on the text asking who is the
she is?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
There's no one's business here she is? You don't know
to bright? You know?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Somebody need to go traffic break y'alls selling these ads,
not praying.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Now. I'm to his wife, that's right.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Tell her I'm willing to arm all tires. She got
a lunch partner. I'm gonna be friends in the family.
Do they got kids?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I would be Auntie Cheryl to Bob kids.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
She brought toys the how old the children?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You children? I was show up at the school of college.
What you mean by putting the children not on the
honor road? What the hell?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
These are my children right now? These are my nieces
and nephew room stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I thought it was an Underwood. What ain't Pittmans. It's
Pittman Underwood. I got people text me so they can't breathe.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Okay, So we're gonna figure out when I come back,
probably into May, and then I want to do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You talk a little racie, Yeah, a little racey. We
produce a podcast run around nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Okay, yes, So then I come do this.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Then we do the podcast, and I hope I'm as
fun and effervescent as as ever. And then Bob Pittman
just run down from his office whis off the top
floor up there.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Then he comes down in his secret elevator and he
calls Chryl.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And he got a contract in the hand.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
He said, you don't even have to go to business
and fans sign this right now.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
That's what we read it. Shut up. I need to
favorite number, hold on zero. Shut up. I'm Bob, my favorite,
my favorite test. You need to hit Bob Pittman's Black
Wife on all the time on the regular. You gotta go.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'm gonna yell dot my next segment, Bob Pittman's Secret
Black Wife.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's a screenplayer. Yeah, that's a Broadway shot by Tyler Perry.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
God, oh I got so Cheryl Underwood is going to
be in your city unless you're in her hometown of Omaha.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yes, yes, so go to Cheryl Cheryl Underwood dot dot com.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
And find me on Instagram and Facebook, all the social
media sites. But I have had a great time. Thank
you for welcoming and making this so much. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's it. You got to get back here. I will,
I will, But you're gonna start like at six am,
but we'll go for four hours.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Well, I was up getting glammed at four You look great. Yeah,
because you can't come and pay you crazy, You can't.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
There are cameras here.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, but you'll be looking at me like you know
what that guy really has changed since he's been on
the top. Oh my god, I heard Nate screaming while
he was in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Scotty turned lights up. He's like, I can't see you
missed part of this week's shows. Catch Up with Elvis
ran on demand. We've never been around here. We're sitting
outside of the bathroom. All you hear is someone taking
a crab feeling. I can't see it's Elvis. I ran
on demand.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Subscribe now on the iHeartRadio app, or wherever you get
your podcasts.
From the Mercedes Benz Interview lounge.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You know, when Cheryl Underwood walked in the room. First
of all, I'm gonna do it, Danielle does.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm gonna say the same thing to Danielle sniffs our guests.
You smell deliciously, Lolita Olympica. You can get it. It's
reasonably priced. Yes, I'm going to Costco this weekend. Maybe
they have something. Yes, man, we love in Costco right now.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We love and we did like a twenty minute conversation
about Costco this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yes, yes, the chicken, the roaster chicken, yes, I know, yeah,
the frozen absolutely. And what's the other thing, my best friend,
we go there the hot dogs. I know you're not
supposed to a ground of meat, but yes, and then
then you go buy TV down the Absolutely. It's addictive.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You can get like mortgages, cars, everything in cost Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Coffin they soill coffin. No in Costco.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, price coming and going right. But we salute Costco
right now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
By the way, they're not paying a penny, not paying
a penny for ust to do this. We do it
out of the love, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Absolutely, but hey, we you know we love a reil
place integration, so Cheryl undervoid.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of course you see every day on the View, but
now the tour.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We used to be well, I'm on the mix and
mingle to it right now. But we used to be
on CBS on the Talk, and I thought you came
and you visited us.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I did, Yes, Okay, I just had. I just had
a major brain fart. Let me tell you what it is.
I got.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I think what happened Sherry Shepherd when she was on
the View, and whoopee Goldberg recommended me for Joy Behar's
uh comedy corner right, and and then I went on
there and I did two segments on the View doing
political material, and I think somebody from CBS saw that.
And then I got invited to a meeting that I
(01:56):
was avoiding. I was avoiding the meeting, and Steve Harvey,
who's been my friend for years, said a word to
me that begins with a B, and was like, call
them back, it might be real because I thought comedians
were playing on my phone.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So I was cursing them out because I thought I
was playing a phone.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So long story long, went to the meeting and in
seventy two hours I had a job. All the way
from season two to season fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Did you see that's the thing I get my V
shows mixed up. That's all right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So I met you in and they're dead. I showed
at the table, Yes, sure did. And we had a
good time.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And I think you were one of the reasons why
the men were added to the show, because remember Jerry
O'Connell and Biserbia Milli came because you were so good
at it and you were so warm and you were fun.
If you lived in la we would have kidnapped you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There you go. Yeah, can I tell you my favorite
story of coming on to the talk? What's your favorite?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So the Talks? It's on this you're you're definitely in
television city in Hollywood. It's the lot, Yes, where they
have the old the old buildings where all the writers
for the movies used to do. So they gave me
my dressing room and we went out to breakfast that
morning and I got there and I had to I
was looking over my notes from the little segment we're
doing and I had to pooh that is, and as
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one does, I lucked out. They gave me a dressing
room with a bathroom inside up. That's right, Oh, thank
god tow it apart?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Did you at everybody saying how do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I know? Trust me, I know?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And they were Remember my guy was he was like,
you got to come out, you got they need you
on set now you know the director assistant director was
there with the head cut out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm like, you can't stop and that makes you a
real person. Well, I know, but a real person leaving
a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, but we had enough toilet paper for you didn't.
Did that means we had a good budget. That means
the CBS. When you have enough toilet paper, you a
big time show a budget at CBS. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was it two ply or was it one fly best? Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, you know you broke if you only have one plot,
get two plots?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Where costcoat? I never was a TV.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Guy, but I love doing those segments with you guys.
Any reason to go to LA give me a reason
to hang to that table. You guys are always so nice.
Thank you so absolutely, and we had a lot of
fun with you. Okay, so board and raised in what Omaha, Nebraska?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I grew up in Omaha, Nebraska. So everybody you're
on in Omaha, right, we are what station?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What station? That station that we loved absolutely. Well, well
let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So when we came up from Chicago living in Omaha,
you were going to the young man said, you were
going to the zoo, the Henry Doyley Zoo, exorbing the Rodeo.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And you had.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Cross Roads and West Roads, Godfather's Pizza Guy, Potato Guy's
Potato Chips.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
We used to go to Pone Park that was the
amusement park and it was a lot from Carter's Lake.
We used to go out there and have barbecue and everything.
Omaha is a really great place to grow up. My
mother married a man who was stationed at Offered Air
Force Base, and that's how we got to Castle Air
Force Base in San Joaquin Valley.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Next time you're in Omaha, turned us on ninety six
to one KISSFM. We're on there right now. That's what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
A matter of fact, everybody need to call in crush
the phone lines, made dedications and do everything because Omaha.
And the great part is the weather, you know, because
we have great weather and then we have a tornado
and the fun pot of bottle tornado. Everybody goes, why
is the Tornado Fund how's that Because you go down
in the base. First, you got to make all your food.
You're making your sandwiches, You get all your snacks, and
then you go down in the basement so that the
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tornado watch will be over. But by the first hour
of the tornado watch, you've eaten all your sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
See, we do that. We do that here for hurricanes.
We with hurricanes, we go.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes, yes, but what snacks do you have for when
you hunker down at a hurricane?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Because my best friend earned fouchet.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She lives in Florida, so I don't know you know
about the hurricane.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
What do you eat when the hurricane? This is you
go pop tarts and you drink. Yes, yeah, I drink
a lot of alcohol and I eat a lot of
pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And pop tarts are good hot and cold, yes, aren't they?
And have you tasted the pop tart bits the bit? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, Because when you're trying.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
To keep your weight and be healthy, you still want
to eat everything. You love pop tarts integration. Listen when
they said the trains are good, come on pop Tarts.
Put some ads on this station right there. We need
to make this. iHeart radio money, hey man, you stop
lying for the people in the back.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I am. I am fascinated that you're talking about living
in Omaha, Nebraska, because Diamond and I yesterday, Yes, we're
contemplating if any black people live in Tornado Alley.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yes, and now we found and and here Heylan.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And when you do see us, we all congregate. We
just run toward each other and roll right. When one
black person sees.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Another baby, we get a nod and a hug. You
hood to see you die.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Black Women Club, absolutely take me Brown Women Club, because
we'll run up on and then we'll run up.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And hug and go wait a minute, well hey girl.
And then we got to ask you where you got
your hair? Is that growing out your scott?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And the men are handsome and am well there's anybody wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Some nice tight jeans and some boots. We could get it. Yeah,
you're making notes. I'm taking she is? She taking a note?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
She is? Why are you not doing a travel club?
A travel club where we all get together and we
go places and we chase men.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I chase men. Listen to me, I mean, I mean,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm coming back every month, Yes, and I want to
do your podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We have it all your your Actually, this is going
to be on a podcast. We make this a podcast.
We do podcasts. Gandhis' podcast. We all do parking.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
But I heard that the podcast is just a little
bit edgier because this isc THISCC. Okay, when I come back,
I want to do this and do the podcast and
then you can ask me questions like how many sports
teams have you slept with? Okay, because because well then
I can go into details.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
See now we can only talk about me doing Club
Sha Shaya I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
We talked for three hours, but then we can go
into detail.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We can get names and dates and locay sh I
love that. Yeah, if you're just rolling in, this is
Cheryl Underwood. We got to talk about your mix and
mingle comedy tour.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
How is it? Where are you there? How many cities?
I mean, this is a lot of work. It's you
know what, but it's fun work.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's fun to get out and make people laugh and
you know, be a respite in people's lives. We do
a little bit of news and politics at the top
at the top of the show because I'm the host
and the headliner. But I do think people are kind
of exhausted. They're exhausted in the discussion. But if I
can get people to just talk to each other and
mixing and understanding love and we're eating great food and
(09:02):
having great drinks. Will be at the Stress Factory in
New Brunswick, New Jersey this weekend. But the dates are
on my website and everything is Sheryl Underwood with an
S because I can't remember anything else. We be very
funny women. I can't remember any of that, so I
just got to use my name. And if you follow
me on Instagram, I'm learning TikTok even though I'm afraid
(09:23):
of it. Uh and I don't understand it. And then Snapchat,
I'm mad at them because they changed the filter. Remember
they used to have the little kitty cat filter and
they changed it. Right, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You should see.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Gandhi has all these these stupid filters that make us
look like so you like the filters?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You too beautiful, You don't need a filter.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh no, I used the hideous ones nods, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, she used the filter on us.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah on you ever listen you you too handsome of
a man to be looking like a girl.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Al something Okay, what is the filtering? Now? Hold on,
I'm just I'm recording you right now.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Okay, So what filter did you use? Could I could
use a little botox? Anybody want to advertise? Where's the
doctor advertising on the.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Moti in this video? You don't need filter at all.
You get your Oh that was cute. I have a filter.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, I need to hold my stomach in a little bit.
But you know when you lose a lot of weight,
that stuff start folding and bending, and.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So how did you lose because I know how they
ripped two thirds of my stomach. Ount really had the
gastric sleeve.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yes, my okay, it was recommended that I do that,
and I went through all the procedures. You got to
go through the psychiatric stuff and everything, and I did
it on and was having a good time.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Maybe I was having too much fun. So what happened?
So you're looking great?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So I went to I went to my doctor, my
co directed doctor, doctor Zuri Morell. He's at Cedars SINAI
very good doctor. So I was getting my colonoscopy, so
I said, you might as well do the endoscopy right
at the same time. While right because I want to
get a good, nice sleep, right, because that sleep is amazing.
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is in it? Oh my god? You'd be like, can
we do this? Crazy? When they woke me up, I
did both at the same time too. I said, we're done. Yeah, yeah,
I want to go back to bed. It's the strangest thing.
It's the strangest thing.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I mean, you're totally totally in a favorous sleep and
they're up your button, down your throat.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And you don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I just got a bad taste in your moud be like,
So I did that. And then by co director doctor said,
before you do this, consider this.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can I say what it is? Sure? Because we're not
being paid for any of this, so I'm just telling
you that.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So he put me on sex send the first because
I was pre diabetic and high pretensive and so you
know it's running in my family, and so he said,
well try this. Worked thirty pounds, no pre diabetes, no
high blood pressure. Then he put me on we govy
And I'm under a doctor's care. That's one of the things.
You should be under doctor's care when you consider any
(12:02):
of this. And we study my blood work and the
side effects and everything, and I just wish that everybody
could be afforded either if you need surgery or you
need medical help. But I was one of the first
female celebrities. I didn't want to lie about it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
See people love you. We're so sight stepping that. Yeah,
why why why you lie? Ti? I was in the gym.
You was a lie. I ain't seen you because I'm
not in the gym lying right, you came out of
the locker.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Absolutely, be noble about it. Whatever you're doing, you're doing.
If you're eating, better do it. If you're meditating, if
you're doing pilates, if you had the sleeve or anything.
If we who are on a mic, let people know
what we're doing that we're human just like them. Right,
we can help people be better sales. Health and wellness
is the key. And you look amazing. Now was a
(12:51):
fun stuff. Well, we got to wait for the podcast
for me to ask, you know, what what stuff are
you doing? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You got that body at YadA, Well, I don't have
a body, adyty.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You got.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Shirt off.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I would clear this room and I'm folding it just
like you're talking. Yes, But I tell you, when I
first lost all that weight, I got a little crazy.
What you do well. You know I went a platinum blonde.
My husband said it look like a whore.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Listen, why lose weight and not get your freak on you?
Why you're gonna be fielming yourself. You're gonna be doing
all kinds of stuff. Why if you know the way?
Somebody gotta see this. When I get a good face
of makeup, I gotta go out. Somebody gotta see this.
I gotta walk down the street or go.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
To Hall of First. Somebody need to see the cost come.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Nothing wrong with going blonde and getting you a freak off.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I got a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
So that was like ten years ago, right right, So
now if your stomach does expand, yes, and so now
I'm on the go.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm doing all that. Okay. Do you like it? Do
you like it? Yeah? Yes, I love it for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
If we can get these prices down, you and I
need to testify.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Before Congress that the pharmacutic.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Companies need to get this stuff that or at least
make us spokespeople so we can get it.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Give me a break on it.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yes, listen to me every time I go. You thought
drug didn't was over, You thought that was a war
on drugs. Every time I gotta go pick it up,
I'm like, what you got me to send my soul
to get it? No more wigs, no more nothing to
pay for this stuff. But I love it and I
can feel when I need it, when I needed coming back.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know what I'm saying. I can feel it. Now.
Did it make you like? For me?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
It changed my compulsions? You're like, I love a great drink.
Do you ladies love a great drink? Okay, so when
we do our travel club and we come back and
do our travel club and do our crawls and stuff
like that, I like a great drink. But it makes
me feel I don't have the feeling of anxiousness where
I want to shop or I want to drink or
do something.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It does change you. Yes, there's an edge. It gets
rid of it. I can't explain it, but yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Best friend Ernest said that I'm the nicest person in
the world that I'm calmer now, Like if somebody, if
I'm doing a show and somebody don't have all my money,
I'm so calm now.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So when might you get it to me? And let's talk.
Gry be careful.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
But it does feel it's a it's a great thing.
It's a great asset that medicine can be used for good.
It is, but everybody needs access to it, and the
and the greater good is that the middle class and
and different types of classes of people, they need access
to it. So let's not make something where it's a
half and have nots and other people can't.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Cheryl Underwood.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
By the way, on the Mexa Mingle Comedy tour, if
you go to our website, that's it's all right there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yes, And we got two guys, Mike Washington and Kyle Irby.
And then at the end of the show, we let
men walk up on the stage and they can win
my money.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
They can win some of my money.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And we don't care about race or sexual orientation.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
We have some gay dudes get up and toe the
room apart in Houston.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Text you remember in Houston, Texas, we didn't know he
was gay. They didn't know he was gay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This dude gets up, he got the cowboy had the
tight jess and the hat all tasks the room apart
and then pulls off his hat and then eyebrows was arched.
He was looking fist and he was like, honey, and
the room exploded. And to me, it's a salute for men,
gay or straight men. Are they up against, you know,
(16:20):
being a man in this climate, you know what I'm saying.
So we just want to salute men and they win
my money. My accounting is not happy about it because
I've been giving away money since twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You get to slow that down.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Well, no, if I'm making money, then why can't I
bless some guys and make the guys walking out with
they chest poked out and feeling good giving money.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And this question give them money? How are they winning
this money? They get the crowd on their side.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Some men lip sink, some men dance, some men just
walk across the stage and if the crowd cheers for them,
they win the money.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
So it's like a talent show. It's a talent show
without having a lot of talent. Talent money.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Underwood show a little and different races of men. We've
had every race of men get up, and we've had
some really attractive guys and we have some regular looking
guys that we just uplift their self esteem, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And that's the fun part about the end the show.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
When you have a female comic, men think you're gonna
man bash for a long time, you know. And I
let my audience correct me if I'm wrong on something,
and I say, okay, what are you feeling? Correct me
if I'm wrong, make me a better meat. So it's
a house party inside of a comedy club. But it's
very profane, very sexual.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It needs to be.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yes, I will tell you that on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Emphasis No, I'm feeling it already. I'm making some assumptions.
So you have to agree with this.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Ever since Cheryl walked into this room, how great has
she made us off here?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's what the show is about. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I try to be I don't try to I don't
want to be hateful, but I do want to get
my points across. And I use a lot of profane
labels because I think you can get anything across with
a good dirty yoke that equalizes everything. And I would
love to do radio. I would love to do radio
and podcasting. Why our heart can't let me work here?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
We have a division. We want podcast division. I have
my own podcast network.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
So if I come up with a podcast, would you
put it on your network?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And who needs the podcast? But Also, I.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Need to be a contributor or something, because I believe
in terrestrial radio. Everybody wants to count out terrestrial radio.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It's in my house, it's in my car. It's the
soundtrack of my life. And I know where I'm going.
Nobody believes Jesus is coming back, and tell Evers. Durant
says the location where Jesus is coming and Diamond co
sign it because and.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Who knows Jesus but black people.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Go ahead, danger, that's gonna say, will be down in
times squalls.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, Hi, we would like a podcast. I would love
to have you on our network.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay, fantastic, So if I create something, yes, and then also,
but I need to be a contributor, like like like
thirty seconds of Sheryl on the Terrestrial promote your promoted. Yes, okay,
we'll work it all out. But yes, we would love
to have you on network.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, but then, okay, we gotta talk. We'll talk. Yeah,
because I'm no longer on TV, so I need some.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Money, not a lot though about that. Yeah, y, you
are getting the inside track the show business negotiation.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, what do I that?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, it takes a while to get it rolling. But
once you get it rolling, then the money comes right works.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, well, listen, I'm probably one of the few people
I believe that when you're doing production, it needs to
be cost effective.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's why I keep holing integration.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
The business we're in right now, we need sponsors and integration.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh my goodness, wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
That be amazing if we could get Costco to come
on this show and top to Emphis.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It seems like a natural fit. And then we failed
us shopping in.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Costco, I dream, I got three good, clean credit cards.
Let's go at Costco.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Andrew he was at Costco yesterday with Gandhi. Yeah, yeah, didn't.
I boy, that's a segment. Let me tell you what.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
They brought me as high as a kite on the
fourth of July with this stuff. This is Kirkland Allergy
Medicine alter flow. I took two hits of this thing,
and I do well. I saw dead relatives I did
and they were in black and white?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Can I can I walk after I do this? What
is it? What does it taste like? It goes in
your nose?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Don't don't share it with these guys, do not.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I thought this is what it was your No, here
you go. Last time I stuck up in my nose?
I think it was the eighties, y'all looking like how
old is she? How good makeup?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Black? Don't crack then? But it don't cry? Okay? So
what are we gonna get together and do after this?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
We'll chat for a little bit, and we need to
do affiliate visits.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You can do that. Yes, we need to run around
and do a philiate visits. You've got to see better
for your reader. Yes, she would work for her? Who owned? iHeart?
Who own? What's his name? Time? Dude?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, Hey, Bob Pittman, this is show unders would If
you want to stop me from showing up at any
time of the day, employ me because I will be
downstairs every day until you.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Get me a job.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And if you don't give me a job, I'll still
show up. What does he look like? Is he has
some like John Johnson? He like Don Johnson?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Really? Who does he?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Who does he look like? Michael Douglas? Describe him? Who
does he look like?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
George Cody Beer? He like George? Show me a picture,
Show me a picture picture? Is he married? Is he married? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Find out to be married? Because I could be a pitman.
You know, last time they had Miss Jane with cisly Tyson.
I could be Oh he's handsome. Now see he looked
like uh, he looked like a man who loves a
glass of wine and some symphony.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He symphony? Okay, Google, is he married? Is be married?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Because I don't want I don't want to be fighting
nobody down in the lobby. You know.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
We go to the symphony. Well, who is that yelling?
That's Bob Pittman's black wife. God, I don't do it.
You gonna get killed in the next act. Oh, dear God.
You know who I think I should date? Tom Cruise?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay, I think he would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
First of all, I think Tom Cruise needs somebody just
go sit him down to go. Baby, you are doing
the most admission impossible. I love you very very much,
and we could stay together. Why because I don't care
what you talk about. I am now missus Tom Cruise,
and whatever you do, I'm gonna make even better. I
don't think he has ever had a woman that bring
it to him. He's always talking to the woman like
(23:17):
I'm gonna make you back, baby, I'm missus, Tom Cruise,
I'm about to change your.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Look at that to vote. I vote for this anyway,
all right him?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Right now, you know everybody, I'm gonna read some of
these texts because it's the good, bad, and the ugly.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Read the ugly.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I didn't know Cheryl before, but I already love her.
I can listen to Cheryl all day. I listened to
her every day. Are you coming to Omaha? Are you
coming to your hometown?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I want to come back and do the comedy clubs there,
and I don't care what the price is.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We bring the entire show and I will come back.
Oh my god, she's got me in stitches. Cheryl's amazing
killing me. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
She needs are She needs to be a frequent guest
on the Elvis Durand Show. Thank you what a fabulous
from How my face hurts from smiling and laughing.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Thank you? I love Sherry. Interview made my day. She's hysterical.
I'm going to work at Costco right now.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay, when I come once a month, we got we
gotta do the show, do the podcast, and then get
in these streets and film it. Contents came wait where
I live. But listen plians come here. I'm trying to
rebuild a career. I couldn't believe I was a talk
show host. You talking about coming from deaf comedy jamming
an adult sexual comedy and then drop in on the
(24:28):
number one network CBS and have a job from season
two to season fifteen. I love all the ladies and
the gentlemen I work with. I think that the things
that happen to you in your life are always a blessing.
But then to come here and do radio and then
possibly be working.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Here, you work and marrying Bob Pittman Pittman if he will.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
And then he can stay married to missus Bob Pittman,
and then I'll just be like a contributor to their marriage.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
The unicorn as they call it. What does that mean?
What does that mean? It's you know, married couples who
are so for a third to just have a party with.
What's kind of what? What we doing all the things? Oh,
I'm not doing that. What's her name? What's her name?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Gladys Pittman, You're a godhead, Gladys.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
What's her name? I school name?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, your name is Pittman. You need an old school name,
you know. Constance you know. Yes, yeah, she beautiful type
being missed.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What is she blind? Beautiful sexy statue asked. I don't
think there are any it's top secret.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Absolutely, she right, because you don't want nobody walking up
on you while you're on Fifth Avenue with the Pittman
credit card.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Can I get something? Can I get some? Okay? Who
was my produb Vasace? Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I need a job right now so I can get
my shop on from Costco and product and Vasace right.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Down the street. Yes, I need I need another job.
I heard I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Willing to work for a reasonable, reasonable, reasonable price. When
I first got to CBS and they told me what
I was like, I was like for real me and
then look at what happens. You know you can, first
of all, sometimes don't come in asking for a lot
of money. Come in thankful for the opportunity, and then
grow it when you get to speak to people every
(26:18):
day and touch their lives and make people happy and
give clarity if something happens that you believe in. Because
this is a fun show, right, but if something happens
that you believe in, and you have to crack that
mic in a serious way, because we love and trust you.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
We will receive the blessing of your knowledge, and we
do that from time to time.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
That's right, But we don't need to do that all
the time, especially when I'm trying to be Bob Fitness.
I don't know if I want to be a unicorn,
but I could be a unicorn because I had something
sticking out my head and beautiful flowing air. If you
have heard about me, but they've never seen me in person, unicorn.
We gotta look at the calendar when they're coming back,
(26:57):
look at it. Look at the calendar New York, y'all.
Not when y'all go on vacation, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Give it a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I think I got some time in the May. We're
here in the main in the in the May. Okay, wait,
a man that was talking to me. What's your name again,
Nathaniel Nathani?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
What's your whole night? Which Nathan? Nate? Nathan? Like?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
How do people listen? You need to go sue there,
get your money back. It was your family that started
between you and he Brew Nationals. He Brew National hot
dog didn't listen that God's hot dog?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Right? Are they good? Listen?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
When black people now on some process meet and I
bet they sell them over where cop got you know
you please.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Get Cherl back on here. I mean a warningyone eons
to being out and you are not paying me anything
but love. That's right.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
So the five people go, I gotta have, sir. That's
not working for us, not in that sexual way. I
got a half of her to make money off of home.
In the sexual that's gonna be love. We gotta give
you need to make money off of you.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I have to.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Some people are on the text asking who is the
she is?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
There's no one's business here she is? You don't know
to bright? You know?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Somebody need to go traffic break y'alls selling these ads,
not praying.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Now. I'm to his wife, that's right.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Tell her I'm willing to arm all tires. She got
a lunch partner. I'm gonna be friends in the family.
Do they got kids?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I would be Auntie Cheryl to Bob kids.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
She brought toys the how old the children?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You children? I was show up at the school of college.
What you mean by putting the children not on the
honor road? What the hell?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
These are my children right now? These are my nieces
and nephew room stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I thought it was an Underwood. What ain't Pittmans. It's
Pittman Underwood. I got people text me so they can't breathe.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Okay, So we're gonna figure out when I come back,
probably into May, and then I want to do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You talk a little racie, Yeah, a little racey. We
produce a podcast run around nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Okay, yes, So then I come do this.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Then we do the podcast, and I hope I'm as
fun and effervescent as as ever. And then Bob Pittman
just run down from his office whis off the top
floor up there.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Then he comes down in his secret elevator and he
calls Chryl.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And he got a contract in the hand.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
He said, you don't even have to go to business
and fans sign this right now.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
That's what we read it. Shut up. I need to
favorite number, hold on zero. Shut up. I'm Bob, my favorite,
my favorite test. You need to hit Bob Pittman's Black
Wife on all the time on the regular. You gotta go.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'm gonna yell dot my next segment, Bob Pittman's Secret
Black Wife.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's a screenplayer. Yeah, that's a Broadway shot by Tyler Perry.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
God, oh I got so Cheryl Underwood is going to
be in your city unless you're in her hometown of Omaha.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yes, yes, so go to Cheryl Cheryl Underwood dot dot com.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
And find me on Instagram and Facebook, all the social
media sites. But I have had a great time. Thank
you for welcoming and making this so much. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's it. You got to get back here. I will,
I will, But you're gonna start like at six am,
but we'll go for four hours.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Well, I was up getting glammed at four You look great. Yeah,
because you can't come and pay you crazy, You can't.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
There are cameras here.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, but you'll be looking at me like you know
what that guy really has changed since he's been on
the top. Oh my god, I heard Nate screaming while
he was in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Scotty turned lights up. He's like, I can't see you
missed part of this week's shows. Catch Up with Elvis
ran on demand. We've never been around here. We're sitting
outside of the bathroom. All you hear is someone taking
a crab feeling. I can't see it's Elvis. I ran
on demand.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
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