Crimes and Cantrips

Crimes and Cantrips

Crimes and Cantrips is a narrative-focused TTRPG actual play audio podcast. We roll dice to tell stories about queer characters making ✨choices✨. This podcast is organized as a series of one-shots and mini-campaigns; different campaigns may feature different cast members. Our public episodes are free, and bonus content such as prologues, outtakes, GM notes, and cast discussions are featured on our Patreon.

Episodes

February 15, 2025 100 mins

In the conclusion of our story of quails and crimes, the children of the Van Fam Polycule traverse the field of clear-skied thunder to meet with Brilda.

Content Warnings: Grievous injury, death, predation.

Cast: Miri Baker (she/her), Gwen Malmquist (she/her), Beatrix Ryle (she/her), Fennix (they/them)

Transcript: [pending]

Want bonus content such as prologues, outtakes, cast discussions, secret GM notes, and TTRPG content you can use i...

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Our covey of quail children commits some crimes.

Content Warnings: poor decisions, fire, bad dice rolls, death

Cast: Miri Baker (she/her), Gwen Malmquist (she/her), Beatrix Ryle (she/her), Fennix (they/them)

Transcript: [pending]

Want bonus content such as prologues, outtakes, cast discussions, secret GM notes, and TTRPG content you can use in your own games? Join us on Patreon!
https://patreon.com/crimesandcantrips

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February 1, 2025 101 mins

The Van Fam Polycule and their three teenage children awaken strangely transformed.

Content Warnings: Adult language, involuntary magical transformation, reference to violence and murder, emo aesthetics.

Cast: Miri Baker (she/her), Gwen Malmquist (she/her), Beatrix Ryle (she/her), Fennix (they/them)

Transcript (by Miri Baker)

This podcast uses music, environmental ambiences, and sound effects by Epidemic Sound, and @MichaelGhelfiStudio...

Mark as Played
December 26, 2024 22 secs
Teaser for our first season, Quailful Polymorph.
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