Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective
Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.
Episodes
Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Eli Lutsky as: Otto Topsy, Blotch
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Erin Van Alvess
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Will Stryker as: Kar...
Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Buffaloon
Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull
John Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino...
Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Pablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector Santa
Will Stryker as: Mean Santa
Magi...
Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Allie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan
Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger
Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy
Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark
Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish
Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora
Magi Calcagne ...
When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Eli Lutsky as: Prince Geraldo
Will Stryker as: Prince Nedwaldo
Kaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth
John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis
Magi Calcagne as: Narra...
Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise Detective
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess
Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as...
Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Magi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background Voices
Kevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background Voices
Brad Beideman as: N...
Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Magi Calcagne...
Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman Speaking
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Neighbor
We also have masks now! You'd better wear...
Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???
Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!
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Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!!
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: ...
The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil.
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon:...
This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather!
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Bar...
https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd
What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!
It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon...
Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beidem...
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