CriticalMass Podcast

After a long hiatus we're back!

Evil is attempting to arise back in the US. There is only one group of morons that can fight back against the Orange Fascist! And that's CriticalMass! We single handedly helped Biden beat Trump in 2020 and we're back in 2024 to help again!

We discuss the election mostly, we talk about Palestine, we talk about....well we do a lot of drinking.

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Season XX - Ep 3 - It Was Tasteless, It Was Stupid

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about questionable party guests, ambiguity in messaging, Jonah Hill, folks getting fired over old tweets, Joss Wheadon sucks, boys playing with girls’ toys, and complaints about all things medical.

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Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 2) - Our Chat with Ruben

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 2 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. 

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Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 1.) - Our Chat with Ruben

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 1 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. Stay tuned next week for Part 2!

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Season XX - Premiere - Water You Worried About?

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about the porn rating system, crushed billionaires are funny, falling asleep during the Avatar films but the ride was awesome, the repeal of Affirmative Action, privilege and what it means, Rocness’ indigestion, voting Republican has become a danger to Americ...

Season Canada - Finale - Thank You, But No

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Billy Joel, DeSantis destroying Florida, new bills and laws that harm Americans in Florida, companies doing altruistic things for selfish reasons (is that wrong though?), both “sides” aren’t the same, MTG being batshit crazy, Boebert getting divorced, do not...

Season Canada - Ep 9 - Blood and Lime Juice

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, Dan’s distaste for pajama’s in public, saying things out loud rather than in your head, emotional intelligence and anger, your kids saying things to get you beat up, Hobby Lobby can go to hell, and lazy food service workers.

Season Canada - Ep 8 - CriticalMass On The Road

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are joined by LJ and JD in Dan’s minivan on our way to a 4-day drunk in Cooperstown, NY!

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Season Canada - Ep 7 - These “People” Are Voters

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss gun-nuts, Texas being a cesspool, local beheadings, typical grocery store stupidity, Farmers Only - more like Closeted Farmer Only, Republicans actively trying to harm the LGBTQ+ community while secretly being gay, Ted Cruz going to hell as a d*ckless cow...

Season Canada - Ep 6 - Rawdoggin’ It

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss television, breaking character, Dan’s hate for Impractical Jokers, why the Holderness Family is just not funny, women and plastic surgery, other strange physical alterations for “beauty,” fake boobs, internal v external validation, chaperoning your kids’ dances, when...

Season Canada - Ep 5 - Inherent Catholic Guilt

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss butt stuff, jogging, more self-checkout foibles, old people shouldn’t drive, old people having voting rights at all, take care of the elderly but keep them from voting, the importance of Legacy, what is tradition, stupid Catholic rites, how to impart Legacy...

Season Canada - Ep 4 - This Is Blasphemous (Easter Edition)

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss how stupid the “Bud Light boycott” is, the change in “values” in Conservatives, gun nuts going off again, the 2nd Amendment not applying to people of color, how Reagan destroyed America, the loss of Christianity in Christians, how we met Adam, ...

Season Canada - Ep 3 - Let Me See Your P***y

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are back after the Easter break to talk about the Canadian Ballet, more stories of Canada, border patrol problems, useless cops, conservatives being triggered by the Statue of David, selective outrage, bomb threats to a school full of children because of a book about...

Season Canada - Ep 2 - I Spoke to David Cross

Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about race in the media, representation, use of racial slurs, Dan absolutely ruins David Cross’ set, Trump’s impending arrest, our broken medical system, STDs, Facebook Reels, reality television, and parking lots. 

Season Canada - Premiere - This Whole Episode Is In Kilometers

Dan and the RocnessMonster welcome Adam! Woot Woot!! During our premiere we chat about our usual gripes and have a lot of fun doing it.

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What Season Is This? - Finale - Ready To Go!

Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Russ about voting, drawn on eyebrows, RepubliKKKans, January 6th, being a Republican previously, ranked voting system, Communism v Socialism, Republicans making it hard to vote for everyone, abortion, the Midterms Election, local elections, strict Cons...

What Season Is This? - Ep 9 - He Doesn’t Have a Human Accent

Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend Derek about video games, Gotham Knights, frame rates, the Metaverse, Zuck and Elon’s cold-dead eyes, Tesla, working in food service, our awful healthcare system, Target for a fail, and a whole lot of passive aggressive sarcasm!

What Season Is This? - Ep 8 - I Still Wanted My Money Back

Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our brother in podcasting; Joaquin of Insensitive Culture! We talk about podcasting, trials and tribulations, NYCC, and his interview with the legend himself; BossLogic!

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What Season Is This? - Ep 7 - The Halloween Episode

Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our artist, our musician, our muse, Adam Donnelly! We discuss our spooky stories, some scary…some….maybe not so much….and then something happens in studio during this SPOOOOOKY episode. Don’t miss a minute!

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