Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes! The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

Episodes

June 27, 2025 64 mins
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Welcome to the most shots ever taken in an episode. People die, their are bodies everywhere, and we keep messing up Dumbledore and Voldemort all why trying to get through The Prince's Tale.


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RIP


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BATTLES ARE FOUGHT WITH SWORDS, OKAY?!


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March 18, 2025 64 mins

SURPRISE!

Search 'Drunk Girls Who Read' on all major podcast platforms or on YouTube to watch our new drunken The Hunger Games 'mini' series. Skip to 58 minutes in to resume where this edit cut off!

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ick


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Fuck you, Julie.


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If you think this episode is weeks late, no it isn't.


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Ho Ho Holy Moly it's nearly Christmas and it's time for the final (Harry Potter based) Goblet Of Wine Christmas special. This time we're coming at you from our real drive home for Christmas ... to Norfolk. Yes we are showing you how ridiculous it is for the Hogwarts Express to go from London to Scotland via Norfolk by driving you there. Expect terrible signing, not much Harry Potter chat and a LOT of chat about what people are eati...

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December 4, 2024 78 mins

We really should talk about Harry Potter sometimes.


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Oioi! Lets break into Gringotts, bitchez. Don't worry, it's totally easy. There's literally no security.


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Neil didn't curse this episode! Yay!


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SORRY THIS EPISODE IS LATE, IT'S BEEN SO CURSED, SO MANY ISSUES, ALL OF THEM NEILS FAULT! The bastard. Clearly the universe is saying 'no more Neil!'. I support it.


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Hello, we're back, and it's finally time for the first installment of the Deathly Hallows films. Now you may be asking yourself 'have they changed the horrible, unfollowable structure they do for film episodes that they whole audience hate and Hannah and Charlie hate too' and they answer is no. Of course we haven't. So join us for discussions on a stupid maroon scarf, a Nick Cave song, and how much Charlie enjoy...

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She's back! We can't get rid of her. Nikita has been patiently waiting under a blanket in my spare room for two weeks, waiting to return to the podcast and be forced to do more shots. She hates us! Please make her leave my flat.


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