Not To Be A Bitch, But...

Not To Be A Bitch, But...

"Not to be a bitch, but I am who I am." The first time Brooke said these words, she realized she could say anything she wanted without being judged as harshly. Settle in for some good old fashioned girl talk with Brooke, Katie, and their friends as they tell it like it is and give unpopular opinions about all aspects of life including but not limited to k pop, boy bands, romance, and pop culture.

Episodes

December 21, 2023 112 mins

Brooke and Katie are back after a whopping three months to catch up and reminisce on all the things we haven’t been able to cover since our hiatus. We discuss our roses and thorns of pop culture this year including Wonka being movie of the year, Taylor and Travis, BTS all being in the army, and the rise and fall of And Just Like That’s Che and Miranda. We also discuss Love On the Spectrum US returning for season 2, Zootopia opening...

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Surprise! Brooke and Katie are back and ready to talk about the need to bring back Americana in a wholesome way, Michael Kay’s Rome vlog that went just about exactly how we would expect, and Katie’s first non-D*sney cruise on Virgin Voyages where she got the news that Jimmy Buffett passed away. We also discuss this year’s return of Halloween Horror Nights, people trying to cancel Jimmy Fallon, the Jophie breakup, and V’s Layover. F...

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Brooke and Katie are indeed back and discuss THEE Gaylor Super Bowl - Karlie Kloss’s attendance at the last LA show of the Eras Tour! We also talk about Taylor’s wild Instagram post featuring a “proud” bracelet with a rainbow filter. We talk about Aidan being the best thing that has happened to And Just Like That, and look forward to My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. Brooke opens up about her recent autism diagnosis at the ripe old age o...

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August 3, 2023 73 mins

Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to all of our lovely little Bitch Butts who have been SO patient with our frequent hiatuses by bringing on a celebrity guest this week! Most of you know Dom Corona as a Disney Fine Artist and father to his dog, Nemo, but few know that he is also a Barb with exceptionally sensitive corneas and our friend of 5+ years. We discuss the iconic circumstances of how we all met, Dom becoming a Barb and...

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Brooke and Katie reunite after a two week hiatus to rapid fire discuss many of the things we haven’t gotten to cover during our time off. We talk about our weekend trip to Atlanta for the Twice concert and Brooke’s birthday, including visiting the Center for Puppetry Arts, running into Momo and Nayeon at the Georgia Aquarium, and watching graphic sex scenes between Che and Miranda in And Just Like That. We also discuss Seven by Jun...

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Brooke and Katie recap Katie’s weekend in California, talk about inches on Twitter who think Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is going to be failure, and unpack who goes to Pink concerts and how she has been on tour for the last several years consecutively. We also rank what we would most to least want to do out of hiking Mount Everest, going to space, or going to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine. For our NTBABBs we talk about little ...

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Brooke and Katie give our honest review on Pixar’s latest movie, Elemental. We express our excitement and anticipation for the first openly non-binary Disney/Pixar character, Lake Ripple, the annoying people in the theater ruining the experience for us, and discuss what was lacking in the romance between the two main characters. We also go through every Pixar movie up to 2015 and speculate which characters were secretly (or not-so-...

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Brooke and Katie finally get to discuss our personal Super Bowl - the Duggar Family docuseries Shiny Happy People! We discuss everything we’ve learned about the IBLP cult, unfortunate follow ups on some of the commentators that include restraining orders for vicious abuse, unflattering things about the people involved that are conveniently left out of the show, and more. For our NTBABBs we discuss interrupting people to talk to the...

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Brooke and Katie chat about BTS’ ten year anniversary and Festa, Mr. Morrow absolutely slaying, and a recap of Katie and Beth’s annual birthday bash. We also talk about the Stoney Clover Lane pride collection, Samantha making a cameo in And Just Like That, and Taeyong’s Shalala. For our NTBABBs we discuss mayonnaise haters and being attracted to Michael Cera.

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Brooke and Katie give our full review and recount our experience seeing The Little Mermaid, but of course we can’t stay on topic the whole time! We also talk about the kickoff of Pride month, meeting and seeing celebrities at work, and ranking the live action Disney movies. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who wear Apple watches to weddings and Taylor Swift and Matty Healy being an unprecedented social experiment.

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Brooke and Katie recount their trip to Atlanta to see Tomorrow x Together’s concert. Aside from the unbelievable talent and big budget production that went into this concert, we also talk about our out of body moments being noticed by our biases and how you can achieve moments like that as well. We can definitely be delusional, but we promise that was NOT the case here! For our NTBABBs we talk about elaborate wedding cakes that are...

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We talk about Michael’s first cruise as an Adler and his brother Dave’s trip to an Oklahoma casino. The mask is off literally and figuratively as  we commentate on Michael’s uncharacteristically healthy eating choices on the Disney Wish, his harping on how much he hates pretty much everything, and riding the AquaMouse with a mystery child among many other questionable things. We also talk about Dave’s return to vlogging on his trip...

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This week Brooke and Katie are VERY excited to welcome Rust Belt native and famous vlogger Vincent (@vincentprologo) to the podcast! We talk about Vincent’s experiences at nights one and two of the Nashville leg of the Eras Tour where Taylor announced Speak Now Taylor’s Version. We also discuss his world famous review of Roundup Rodeo BBQ in greater detail, including why the Mean Old Potato Salad was so nauseatingly bad and how man...

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Brooke and Katie are alone this week with some good old fashioned girl talk about all the things we haven’t gotten to discuss the past couple of weeks. Katie finally gets to relay her experience at the Eras Tour in Tampa, and we discuss the Twitter drama surrounding a particular Disney influencer’s attendance of multiple concerts on the tour. We also talk about our girls trip to Clearwater Beach and wonder what the synthetic drugs ...

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This week Brooke and Katie welcome our sweet friend Jamie Arena onto the podcast! We talk to her about her extensive experience freelancing in the film/TV world, and what it was like for her working on the set of Jersey Shore Family Vacation at the beautiful Margaritaville Resort right in our backyard of Kissimmee, Florida. We also discuss Ryan Gosling as a comedic actor in the Barbie movie, Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell being a b...

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Brooke and Katie are elated and as shocked as you are to welcome our first STRAIGHT male guests onto the podcast: Evan and Mark! Longtime friends and fellow members of the Kay Brother Army, they join us this week all the way from Los Angeles via Zoom to talk about the objectively more honorable of the Kays. Together we unpack the hypnotic and dissociative series of vlogs chronicling Dave’s trip to Hawaii, including the endless wand...

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Brooke and Katie give the people what they want, and in honor of the upcoming holiday commentate on Dave Kay’s St Patrick’s Day in Ireland vlog. We also share the endless, sometimes bone-chilling similarities between Michael Kay and Michael Jackson. We also give a quick recap of all of the Kpop and pop culture news that we didn’t get the chance to talk about over the last three weeks, including j-hope’s military enlistment announce...

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To close out the end of our thrilling trilogy, Katie and Brooke pick up where we left off last week on the cusp of what becomes known as “Michael’s Favorite Pandemic”. We discuss how Michael has lived out all Seven Deadly Sins before our very eyes, the restraining order he allegedly filed against one of his immediate family members, and his being a government nepotism baby. We also go over the controversial events leading to his do...

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Brooke and Katie continue where we left off last week with Michael and his brother Dave’s fateful move to Florida. We cover the events that occur in the months following our favorite brothers becoming Florida Residents, including Dave marketing himself as an off-brand Michael who also makes VMA winning-music videos to original Grammy-winning songs. We also recount our personal real life encounters with the Kay brothers, and reminis...

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For all of our OG listeners, this one’s for you! Brooke and Katie begin our second deep dive series by throwing it back to the man we credit for planting the seed of our friendship - fallen from grace Disney YouTuber, Michael Kay! (Now known as JourneyTogether) We met Michael as a beloved self-proclaimed “Disney enthusiast” who charmed the pants off of midwestern cougars with his incredible knack for skin-tight Incredibles cosplay ...

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