Random Assault Podcast
An uncensored, anarchic podcast, by bad people, for bad people. Welcome home.
Episodes
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes over Resident Evil Village, Matt is disappointed by Yakuza 6, and Pokemania is alive and well in both of their lives.
SHOW NOTES:
- Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure
- Resident Evil Village
- Yakuza 6
- Arcade 1UP
- Pokemon
- Dario Argento
- Labyrinth
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns for a special appearance to catch up with the boys. Naturally, the new Mortal Kombat movie is brought up, among other topics!
SHOW NOTES:
- Rule 34
- Jackbox
- Mortal Kombat
- Arcade machines
- Catching up
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about Godzilla vs Kong, Mitch talks about VR, and the two of them react to the new Space Jam trailer.
SHOW NOTES:
- Godzilla vs Kong
- Space Jam 2
- Adult stuff in kids' movies
- VR gaming
- Thumper is a bad game
- Stone Ocean
- Naked Vengeance
- Sega Astro City Mini
- Hacking arcade machines
- Windows and Linux
- Console exclusivity
- Dead or Alive
- Redo of Healer
- Shaman Kin...
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***NO, YOU'RE NOT MISTAKEN***
Episode 378 is missing. We had damning evidence about how the Coronavirus is a fraud and it was used to steal the 2020 US Presidential Election, and we also gave out the 11 secret herbs and spices in KFC's original recipe. So, we're working on getting that one back up.
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about The Snyder Cut, Mitch just doesn't get Monster Hunter, and the two talk abo...
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This week on the totally on-time and not-at-all late Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch go over the hoopla surrounding the short stock scandal, and how it's finally unified the country against its true enemy, even if just for a little bit. Matt has gone full gun-nut, and Mitch helps us all realize what we already knew: women are the root problem. Of everything. Literally all of society's woes.
SHOW NOTES:
- WallStreetBets
- T...
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch keeps on keeping on in Death Stranding, Matt reveals that there was actually a fantastic Garfield animated special, and Mitch comes to grips with his obsession with Scooby-Doo.
SHOW NOTES:
- Death Stranding
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Hotel Transylvania
- CG movie ending dance parties
- Garfield: Babes and Bullets
- Scooby-Doo
- TMNT 2012
- Resident Evil VIILage
- Scott Pilgri...
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January 22, 2021
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Christmases (or lack thereof), Matt supports strong women by watching Wonder Woman 1984, Mitch supports strong men by watching The Lighthouse, and Matt goes full gay for The Mandalorian.
SHOW NOTES
- Christmas
- Mega 64
- Suda51
- Glorious Leader Xi Jinping
- Wonder Wüman
- Young Justice
- Stargirl
- Johnny Mnemonic
- The Lighthouse
- Final Fantasy
- The Mandalori...
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December 19, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt joins the NRA, Mitch talks about the greatest movie ever made (Freddy Got Fingered), and the boys discuss the pros and cons of owning an Arcade1Up cabinet.
SHOW NOTES:
- Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin'
- Steins;Gate
- I Am Not a Serial Killer
- Freddy Got Fingered
- 8mm
- Toy Galaxy
- Visions
- Megamind
- Double Shake
- Selling games and manga
- Arcade 1up
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December 19, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt finds a PAL in Terranigma, Mitch gets depressed over Steins;Gate 0, and the boys lament how bad the new Animaniacs is.
SHOW NOTES:
- Terra***ma
- Secret of Mana
- Kung-Pow
- Steins;Gate 0
- Ben 10
- Professor Layton
- Animaniacs reboot
- Filthy Frank
- Death Stranding
- Kentucky Route Zero
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- New Jack City
- Scrooged
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November 26, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys discuss their Halloween adventures, Mitch complains about Super Mario Sunshine (objectively the worst 3D Mario game), and Matt gets soy about The Mandalorian.
SHOW NOTES:
- The podcast's name
- Amblimation
- The Addams Family (2019)
- Halloween (the holiday, not the movie series)
- Friday the 13th (the movie series, not the holiday)
- Super Mario Sunshine
- No More Heroes
- The Ma...
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November 6, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys lament the Animaniacs reboot being dead on arrival, talk about Tales from the Crypt (can you tell this episode was recorded before Halloween lol), and more! Mitch gets sad about the new Battletoads, Matt gets patriotic with anti-communist propaganda film Superman: Red Son, and since it's this show, Sonic's feet come up in conversation. Because we a have a quota to hit.
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October 22, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch actually watches some mainstream television for once, Minecraft Steve breaks Twitter, and the boys argue about the China virus yet again.
SHOW NOTES:
- Hololive English
- Electric cars
- Stand-up comedy
- The Mandalorian
- Prestige TV episode lengths
- High Score (Netflix documentary)
- Gatekeeping
- Minecraft Steve
- Halloween
- Battletoads (2020)
- Beat-em-ups
- Mitch saw a Karen i...
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September 18, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch pretends he's a superman, Matt hangs out with The Boys, and the duo lament the current state of things in the US, and even more troubling: limited digital game releases.
SHOW NOTES:
- Keanu Reeves
- PC woes
- Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2
- Super Mario 3D All-Stars
- Jack Black
- Dread X Collection 2
- The state of the US
- Don't trust the news
- Limp Bizkit
- Internet reviewers
- Ani...
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about the Final Fantasy VII Remake, Matt starts diving into Skyward Sword, Mitch laments upgrading to Windows 10, and Matt is Fitness whole Boxing in his ass.
SHOW NOTES:
- Windows 10
- Epic Games Store
- Avatar and The Legend of Korra
- Final Fantasy VII Remake
- Skyward Sword
- Truberbrook
- Records
- Mini consoles
- Collecting games
- Fitness Boxing
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about visiting Mitch to check out some local game and record stores, Mitch gets magical with Noita, the boys are building PCs, and we're losing Matt to clown porn.
SHOW NOTES:
- Five Nights at Freddy's/Banana Splits
- RoosterTeeth
- Old gaming magazine ads
- Yakuza
- Memes
- Noita
- Toradora
- Sports games
- PC building
- Nick Robinson
- Big Comfy Couch
- Clown porn
- Quarantine...
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, ol' cowpoke Kate drops by to talk about horses, Final Fantasy XI, and of course, Star Trek! Matt starts getting deep in the deep state with Deus Ex, and Mitch reminisces about Deutschland.
SHOW NOTES:
- What Kate's been up to
- Animal husbandry
- The Final Fantasy VII House
- Horror movies
- Women aren't funny
- The Lost Boys
- Stair Track
- Germany
- Hollow Man/Invisible Man
- L is Real 2...
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch does what Nintendon't with the Sega Genesis Mini, Matt can't even get through an episode of J.G. Quintel's new show, and the boys talk about upgrading their PCs. They also talk way too much about Adam Sandler movies.
SHOW NOTES:
- Comedy Night
- Sega Genesis Mini
- Beat 'em ups
- Close Enough
- Chinese Coronavirus
- Upgrading PC
- Final Fantasy VII Remake
- Ralphthemoviemaker
- Iron ...
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July 14, 2020
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys discuss locking yourself out of the house, the dichotomy between voice actors and their race, and more! Mitch dives into Ring Fit Adventure, Matt digs into Eatman, and both discover the best new term for blue balls you've ever heard. (Thanks, Branny!)
SHOWNOTES:
- Home improvement
- Locking yourself out of the house
- Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge
- Voice acting and ra...
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch takes a trip to the farmer's market, Matt gets his hands on a PlayStation Classic, and the boys discuss the various fetish restaurant chains that have popped up recently.
SHOW NOTES:
- Boomers, Millennials, and Zoomers
- Farmers market
- Hawaiian shirts
- Black History Month 2
- PlayStation Classic
- Yakuza
- Clone Wars
- Ab Girl Bee's
- Super Famicom
- CHAZ
- KotoDama: The 7 Mysteri...
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch suddenly want their own demon girl harem, Mitch turns Japanese (while learning Japanese) with the TurboGrafx-16 (aka PC Engine) Mini, Alex talks more about Mortal Kombat (because of course), and discovers that Animal Crossing is maybe the only video game franchise that has seen less quality-of-life improvements than Monster Hunter.
SHOW NOTES:
- Helltaker
- Limited Run
- Tur...
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