The Once And Future Nerd

The Once And Future Nerd

When three high school students from modern-day Pennsylvania find themselves trapped in a world of wizards, elves, and feudal intrigue, they must learn to survive in their new surroundings, and undertake an epic quest to save the world from the encroaching forces of chaos. WARNING: This Audio Drama contains adult language, graphic descriptions of violence, and explicit discussions of sexuality. This is, of course, in the interest of historical realism. We hope you enjoy our story about wizards and elves.

Episodes

The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 1

September 18, 2013 • 22 mins
When three high school students from modern-day Pennsylvania find themselves trapped in a world of wizards, elves, and feudal intrigue, they must learn to survive in their new surroundings, and undertake an epic quest to save the world from the encroaching forces of chaos. WARNING: This show contains adult language, graphic descriptions of violence, and explicit discussions of sexuality. This is, of course, in the interest of hist...
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The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 2

September 19, 2013 • 17 mins
Part 2 of our 3-part series premiere... When three high school students from modern-day Pennsylvania find themselves trapped in a world of wizards, elves, and feudal intrigue, they must learn to survive in their new surroundings, and undertake an epic quest to save the world from the encroaching forces of chaos. WARNING: This show contains adult language, graphic descriptions of violence, and explicit discussions of sexuality. Th...
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The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 3

September 21, 2013 • 25 mins
Part 3 of our 3-part series premiere... When three high school students from modern-day Pennsylvania find themselves trapped in a world of wizards, elves, and feudal intrigue, they must learn to survive in their new surroundings, and undertake an epic quest to save the world from the encroaching forces of chaos. WARNING: This show contains adult language, graphic descriptions of violence, and explicit discussions of sexuality. Th...
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The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 4

October 6, 2013 • 19 mins
The party journeys towards the storied city of Armstrungard, in search of clues about the betrayal of House Guernatal, and learns more about the recent history of Iorden. But Brennen has an ulterior motive for this journey. Meanwhile, at Castle Guernatal, the nobility makes arrangements for the impending conflict. TRIGGER WARNING FOR THIS EPISODE: Domestic Violence The next episode will be released on October 20th. Be sure to sub...
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The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 5

October 20, 2013 • 15 mins
The party reaches the storied city of Armstrungard and, after stocking up on equipment, venture to enlist the aid of the legendary Elvish wizard Ba'a lo-Ky'yr. They gain a new ally in the process. Our next episode will be released on November 3. Be sure not to miss the thrilling conclusion of Chapter 1!
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The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 6

November 3, 2013 • 20 mins
In the epic conclusion of Chapter 1, "The Prince of Iorden," the party descends deep into the seedy underbelly of Armstrungard in search of an infamous thief. But everyone involved may have taken on more than they bargained for. The first part of our second chapter will be released on November 17. Be sure to subscribe!
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Audio Bonus Content #1

November 10, 2013 • 9 mins
In today's bonus content - our first audio bonus content! - the producers talk with Anya Gibian (Arlene/Regan) about keeping track of multiple dialects. Short version: It's wicked hard. And don't forget, Chapter 2 premieres next week!
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Audio Bonus Content #1 Teaser

November 10, 2013
This week's bonus content is our first ever audio bonus content. As usual, bonus content is only available on our website. So, if you'd like to know more about dialect coaching, monetary policy, and sexual healing, follow this link (http://onceandfuturenerd.com/2013/11/10/audio-bonus-content-1/). This does not change our regular programming schedule. Our next episode - the first part of Chapter 2 - will still be released on Sund...
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Life In A Corner, Pt. 1

November 17, 2013 • 18 mins
After a brief encounter with some of Armstrungard's law enforcement community, our party of seven departs the city in a hurry. Their search for a locale in which to...let us say, "sequester themselves," as the reverberations of Chapter 1's events quiet down, brings them to the doorstep of an old acquaintance of Brennen's. The next part of this chapter will be released on December 1st. If you are enjoying the show, we would great...
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Life In A Corner, Pt. 2

December 1, 2013 • 21 mins
Hoping to make the best of the situation, Brennen sets to teaching the kids the basics of armed combat. Meanwhile, back at Castle Guernatal, Ardel Redmoor makes the first tentative moves of a nefarious scheme. The next part of this chapter will be released on December 15th. If you are enjoying the show, we would greatly appreciate if you rated us on iTunes.
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Life In A Corner, Pt. 3

December 15, 2013 • 19 mins
Regan has some doubts about the dependability of their temporary host, Bowen Briarhelm. Meanwhile, the children get some hands-on training in the use of weapons, and a crash course in introductory magical theory from Nia. Billy grows concerned over the influence Regan may be having on Jen, but Jen still finds herself in some serious danger. Be sure to subscribe to The Once and Future Nerd so that you don't miss a second! And, if...
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Life In A Corner, Pt. 4

December 22, 2013 • 14 mins
In the harrowing conclusion to Chapter 2, the party must beat the odds against the large number of mercenaries who have descended upon the Briarhelm farm. And Brennen is forced to deal with his friend's act of betrayal - not to mention a rather irate Regan. We will be taking a brief holiday hiatus at the end of this month. Our next episode - Part 1 of Chapter 3 - will premiere on January 19. Be sure to subscribe, and rate us on ...
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A Little Blood, Pt. 1

January 19, 2014 • 19 mins
Please note: This episode contains a retelling of a traumatic sexual experience. It is not especially graphic, but if you would rather not hear it, skip from 13:32 to 15:38. As the party sorts through the carnage from last night's skirmish with the mercenaries, Ardel's political maneuvering forces Arlene to confront a horrible secret from her past. This week returns us to our regular programming schedule. Our next episode will ...
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A Little Blood, Pt. 2

February 2, 2014 • 14 mins
The party finally departs the Briarhelm farm for Castle Guernatal, following a few uncomfortable disputes about logistics, of course. But their progress is halted by a potentially deadly obstacle, or rather, obstacles. A few thousand of them. At Castle Guernatal, Arlene and Gwen have a breakthrough in their attempts to uncover Ardel's scheming. Our next episode will be released on February 16. Have you considered giving your swe...
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A Little Blood, Pt. 3

February 16, 2014 • 15 mins
With the main road to Castle Guernatal blocked by a large Felghir encampment, the party must take the road less traveled. Without any way of predicting what dangers may lurk within, they journey into the labyrinthine caves below the foothills. At Castle Guernatal, as King Gunther's court analyzes the latest information about the movements of the rebel General Traft, Arlene and Gwen deduce the next monstrous step in Ardel's plot. Bu...
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A Little Blood, Pt. 4

March 2, 2014 • 17 mins
In the thrilling conclusion of Chapter 3, Ardel Redmoor springs his nefarious trap and Arlene has one last chance to stop him. Will she act in time? Meanwhile, the party must defend against a surprise attack from the Redmoor soldiers they've made camp with. But the gravest consequences fall on Billy and Nelson. Chapter 4 will premiere on March 16. If you're enjoying the show, please leave us a rating on iTunes!
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Monsters, Pt. 1

March 16, 2014 • 12 mins
After the foiled ambush on the party by Redmoor soldiers, Brennen fears (correctly) that High King Gunther Guernatal is in danger. So, he makes haste back to Castle Guernatal with Regan in tow, hoping to re-establish the Guernatal dynasty before it's too late. Little does he know that Ardel Redmoor has already made his treacherous move for the Throne. The rest of the party heads back to Armstrungard to hide out, but Billy and Nelso...
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Monsters, Pt. 2

March 30, 2014 • 14 mins
Seeking somewhere to stay while they await the return of Brennen and Regan, the rest of the party heads for the outskirts of Armstrungard to entreat the hospitality of a former acquaintance of Regan's. As it turns out, their new host's house is...of considerably worse repute than Nia would prefer. Once settled in, Billy and Nelson struggle to process the killing they were recently party to. Meanwhile, Jen and Nia stumble upon an un...
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Please Consider Supporting us via Patreon!

April 6, 2014
Greetings, Dear Viewers! We're very excited to announce that our Patreon page is now live. Patreon is a crowd-funding service, similar to Kickstarter or IndieGoGo, but allows supporters of a project to pledge small amounts of money on a continuing basis, rather than just a large sum all at once. If you're enjoying the show, we hope you'll consider supporting us financially. Your money will go towards recording studio time, web ho...
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Monsters, Pt. 3

April 13, 2014 • 14 mins
Our story now turns to General Traft, the half-Orc commander of the rebel army. Traft attempts to gain a tactical advantage by recruiting an unlikely ally to his cause. In the process, Traft discusses the nature of stories, and philosophizes on the justification of his rebellion. Tune in on April 27, 2014 to hear about Brennen's not-so-triumphant return to Castle Guernatal. If you enjoy the show, please be sure to follow us on T...
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