November 24, 2024 • 26 mins
Episode 6: Jesus is Just Alright
Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia, and Chad's Shack of Crap.
On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds.
Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twists—think wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tangent about Bill Cosby and Doobie Brothers theology. Plus, Jerry Pancake gives us his trademark musings about parenting in the '70s, local swinger culture, and the eternal question: "What would Jesus play on his soundtrack?"
🎶 Music in This Episode:
- Intro: "Jesus Is Just Alright" by The Doobie Brothers
- Ad Breaks: Custom jingles from Chad's Shack of Crap
- Outro: A very Creed-inspired moment from Jerry Pancake himself
✨ Special Thanks:
- SoCool Shirts, where you can "shop local and be vocal" with designs as unique as this show.
- All In Jest Trivia, happening at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Join us for the Blackest Friday Trivia Night!
- Chad's Shack of Crap: "Because sometimes the best gift is almost the real thing."
🎧 Tune In Next Week:
The Madhouse takes a walk on the wild side with an episode all about pets, admissions of guilt, and how Jerry Pancake learned not to trust goats.
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Stay Cool—JP & the Madhouse Team
- (00:22) - Morning Madhouse Introduction
- (01:33) - Meet Our Special Guest
- (02:14) - Swingers and Local Lore
- (03:28) - Podcast Origins Revealed
- (04:54) - Radio Talk and Personalities
- (07:38) - The Jesus Station Announcement
- (10:43) - Holiday Shopping Tips
- (11:55) - Trivia Night Invitation
- (17:17) - Black Friday Trivia Details
- (19:50) - Wrapping Up with Fun
- (21:39) - Bill Cosby and Dark Humor
- (25:23) - Closing Reflections on Radio
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Episode Transcript
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Josh Scramble (00:18):
All you
guys do is just sit
up there and talk about howfucking cool you are.
W SBR Super Beach
rig. Let them all in madhouse.
Talking all that crazy and a jive.
Pancake and the
(00:40):
scramble, party your breakfastwith your favorite guys.
Welcome back to the MillerMorning Mat House, all of our
loyal listeners, or as I like torefer to you guys, the brunch
bunch. I am your very eggcellentcohost, Josh Scramble. And, yes,
(01:03):
it's not just pancake whohandles the narration work, I
can do it too. On today'sepisode, we jump right back into
things with our special guest,Elizabeth Benedict, as we talk
about the past, the present, andthe crazy topics in between. We
also dive into one of myfavorite local activities, all
in just trivia.
As usual, we would like to thankour sponsor, so cool shirts.com,
(01:25):
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it.
Jerry Pancake (01:42):
Okay. We're back. We're back. Welcome back to the
Miller Morning Man House, and wehave our new person here for the
first time, Elizabeth Benedict.Elizabeth, why don't you
introduce yourself and tell us,like, one cool thing about
yourself?
Elizabeth Benedict (02:03):
K. Elizabeth Benedict, cool thing.
Josh Scramble (02:09):
That should be your business card. That was Is
that
Jerry Pancake (02:12):
is that what you wanna tell us? Cool thing. Like,
what things like, what do youlike? What are some of your
favorite things about MillerBeach?
Elizabeth Benedict (02:28):
The most interesting things about Miller
Beach would be a differentquestion, I think.
Jerry Pancake (02:32):
Alright. Well, whatever question you wanna
answer.
Elizabeth Benedict (02:34):
Talked about last week about the swingers.
Jerry Pancake (02:37):
Okay. Alright. That
Elizabeth Benedict (02:38):
was an interesting thing.
Jerry Pancake (02:40):
We talked about that, and I assume
Elizabeth Benedict (02:43):
I thought the same thing.
Jerry Pancake (02:44):
Yep. Alright. Well Yeah. Yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (02:47):
So I appreciate it.
Jerry Pancake (02:48):
Josh Scramble, what did you think? Did you were
you, like, everyone here isfucking each other?
Josh Scramble (02:53):
No. I really didn't give a shit, to be honest
with you. Like, I'm I'm a I'm agood fences.
Elizabeth Benedict (02:58):
Because you're into it? Or
Josh Scramble (02:59):
No. Because I'm a I'm a good fences make good
neighbors kinda person. Like, ifyou're gonna Gotcha. If you're
going to, you know, free love,so they say, like, do it. I'll
do it to it and, you know, justat all.
I mean,
Elizabeth Benedict (03:13):
I'm fine with
Josh Scramble (03:14):
Yeah. I don't care. Just don't bring it to my
lawn.
Jerry Pancake (03:17):
You guys have a big privacy fence. I did notice
too.
Elizabeth Benedict (03:21):
Yeah. You do.
Josh Scramble (03:22):
We do. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (03:23):
It's beautiful. Though.
Elizabeth Benedict (03:24):
This looks really expensive.
Josh Scramble (03:26):
It was. I mean, it yeah. Well, 1, we had to have
one because we have a pool. So,you know, you gotta keep Your
yard.
Jerry Pancake (03:33):
Who's gonna fall in there? The kids? All the
little kids running around here?
Josh Scramble (03:37):
There's
Elizabeth Benedict (03:38):
no drunk adults.
Jerry Pancake (03:39):
Oh, that is true. Or or just people wandering into
your pool at any time. Exactly.
Josh Scramble (03:45):
Yeah. Sadly. So, that yes. But yeah. Yeah.
The better fence you have, thebetter neighbors you have has
been my philosophy. I've been myphilosophy my philosophy or my
prerogative or
Elizabeth Benedict (03:58):
So I'm thinking my work.
Jerry Pancake (04:00):
I hope not.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:01):
Not too.
Josh Scramble (04:01):
So now that we got Elizabeth's most interesting
fact about Miller is he's
Jerry Pancake (04:06):
the swingers.
Josh Scramble (04:06):
You're the true crime detective. I mean
Jerry Pancake (04:08):
You can ask us a couple more questions.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:11):
Okay. How did you guys get into this?
Like, did you guys talk aboutsomething?
Josh Scramble (04:17):
Let's clarify let's clarify what this is, the
podcast,
Jerry Pancake (04:21):
or the swinging lifestyle? No.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:22):
No. Like, the podcast.
Josh Scramble (04:23):
Came up to me, and he grabbed my pocket.
Jerry Pancake (04:25):
You know? And I was like, hey. Do you guys wanna
swap or do something like that?It would be cool. No.
Swap microphones. No. I don'tknow. I just I like I like
having fun, and this is very funto me. And I like to hear myself
talk, so that's the main reason
Elizabeth Benedict (04:44):
I do
Jerry Pancake (04:44):
it. Yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:45):
I'm surprised by that. Although Not
that you shouldn't. You shouldlike your voice because you got
a great voice.
Josh Scramble (04:54):
Actually, mister Pancake was bothering me for a
while to do this.
Jerry Pancake (04:57):
I was trying to hook him for a long bit.
Josh Scramble (05:00):
Like, he he mentioned last year You
Elizabeth Benedict (05:01):
guys are doing a great job.
Josh Scramble (05:02):
Well, thank you.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:03):
Yeah. You really are. I think you're super
funny. I think all the topicsare
Josh Scramble (05:08):
Super hilarious.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:09):
Super hilarious.
Josh Scramble (05:10):
Best show. Best show ever. Yeah. You don't eat
the pets, which is a bonus in mybook. You leave them alone.
Or the Puerto Ricans.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:18):
I think you could announce, like, some,
like,
Josh Scramble (05:20):
beefy up and everything. Be funny. Jose would
be a little tough and gamey, Ithink.
Jerry Pancake (05:24):
You're gonna have to slow you're gonna have to
slow cook them.
Josh Scramble (05:28):
Slow cook them on the,
Jerry Pancake (05:29):
low and low because he's short.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:34):
I don't think you're allowed to put
that.
Jerry Pancake (05:38):
Sorry, Jose. Chilequiles.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:40):
Talk to him.
Josh Scramble (05:41):
Chilequiles. Oh, Jose chilequiles. Jose
chilequiles.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:44):
He'll like he'll like the end of this.
Jerry Pancake (05:46):
Yeah. He will.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:48):
He will. I look up to him.
Josh Scramble (05:49):
So it
Jerry Pancake (05:49):
was a tribute to him. Jose. Jose. Jose. Jose.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:54):
I would like, really fast. Have you guys
have, like, 1035 Fred on air?
Josh Scramble (06:00):
No. I don't listen to regular radio.
Jerry Pancake (06:03):
The the only thing we listen to is WSPR,
Super Beach Radio.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:07):
Or is it 963?
Josh Scramble (06:10):
96 to 3, I don't think exists.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:12):
Fred on air.
Jerry Pancake (06:13):
Like, b 96? B
Josh Scramble (06:15):
96.9096.6. B dash. 1035.
Jerry Pancake (06:19):
The blaze is 1035.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:21):
No. It's not.
Jerry Pancake (06:22):
Man cow's morning man house. No. On the blaze,
1035.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:27):
KISS FM.
Jerry Pancake (06:29):
Like, New York City?
Elizabeth Benedict (06:30):
No. Chicago has
Jerry Pancake (06:34):
KISS FM now?
Josh Scramble (06:36):
Yes. KISS FM. National. See.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:38):
Okay. My point
Jerry Pancake (06:38):
This country's fucked, so you better vote.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:41):
My point though
Jerry Pancake (06:42):
You better vote because kiss FM is coming to
you. You're gonna have kiss FMin your fucking town. Jesus.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:48):
Me of you too.
Jerry Pancake (06:49):
Really?
Elizabeth Benedict (06:50):
Fred on air.
Jerry Pancake (06:51):
Is he a AI?
Elizabeth Benedict (06:53):
No. He's a real person.
Josh Scramble (06:54):
He's art hang on. Is he how
Jerry Pancake (06:56):
old is he? He's Art of Fredo in tendency.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:58):
Old like your age.
Josh Scramble (07:01):
Fuck you too, Elizabeth. Jesus Christ.
Jerry Pancake (07:03):
Like like, oh, how old? Like, sixties
Josh Scramble (07:07):
your age?
Elizabeth Benedict (07:08):
No. He's like
30¢.
50, I think.
Josh Scramble (07:13):
Well, that counts you out. Fred on air.
Elizabeth Benedict (07:16):
Look him up.
Jerry Pancake (07:16):
Fred on air? I've never heard of him. I'm like a
Elizabeth Benedict (07:19):
Like, you guys your voices remind me so
much.
Jerry Pancake (07:21):
I'm like a Steve and Gary guy. I don't know
Elizabeth Benedict (07:24):
who that is.
Jerry Pancake (07:25):
Kevin Matthews, Johnny b. Like, the loop the
loop was the last good radiostation to ever live.
Josh Scramble (07:32):
I don't think Elizabeth knows what that is.
Jerry Pancake (07:34):
Well, it's Christian Rock now. 97.9, the
loop. And so fuck like, how dothey have that much money that
they could just be like, oh,we're just gonna make it into
this Christian rock station
Josh Scramble (07:47):
because they don't pay taxes. That's exactly
right. And and also so thereactually is something to do with
that. You know that they asktheir listeners for money?
Jerry Pancake (07:56):
Yeah. Because they they can.
Josh Scramble (07:58):
Yeah. Because they can, and they're just like,
yep. Throw us $10, and we'llkeep playing you
Jerry Pancake (08:02):
straight into their station music. But I was
gonna I was gonna hold this, butnow that we're on the subject, I
was gonna announce that, I amborn again, and I am gonna be
hosting mornings on 97.9, theChrist, w w c h t. Yeah. The
(08:26):
Jesus station. And we're gonnado, like, a wacky version of
this, but we're not gonna swearSo who are you talking about?
Josh Scramble (08:34):
Sex. Frankincense and myrrh?
Jerry Pancake (08:37):
Yes. It's gonna be, like, Jesus's morning
madhouse with frankincense andmyrrh and, occasionally, a woman
who we will subjugate and, makefun of. So you
Josh Scramble (08:53):
like that Mary Magdalene chick?
Jerry Pancake (08:55):
Yes. And she will wash my feet during
Elizabeth Benedict (08:58):
the show. Awesome.
Josh Scramble (09:00):
Jesus didn't like his horse.
Jerry Pancake (09:01):
He did like feet. He was a feet guy. Jesus.
Josh Scramble (09:04):
He loves you.
Jerry Pancake (09:07):
Yeah. I don't know
Josh Scramble (09:08):
how much I mean,
Jerry Pancake (09:08):
there was a lot of feet stuff happening in the
Bible if you really look at it.That's all I'm gonna say.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:13):
Kings have been forever.
Jerry Pancake (09:15):
Yep.
Josh Scramble (09:17):
Okay.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:19):
Wait. So, Jerry time is When you were
growing up, were you allowed to,like, roam the neighborhood?
Jerry Pancake (09:27):
Yes.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:28):
Like, in what way? Like, was that your
Jerry Pancake (09:31):
That was my stomach. Yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:32):
Do you wanna order some pizza?
Jerry Pancake (09:34):
No. It's fine.
Josh Scramble (09:36):
In what way were you were you allowed to ride
your bike, or did you have toearn your money? I've had so
Elizabeth Benedict (09:41):
many questions for so many years. I
think this is a great
Jerry Pancake (09:44):
so, yeah, I was allowed to row in the
neighborhood. I like, I grew upin the, you know, set late
seventies, early eighties. So,of course, yeah, we would go
out. The parents would be like,get the fuck out of the house. I
don't care if you're sick.
I don't care if it's snowing. Idon't care if it's hot. It's
hell out. Get out of here anddon't bother me. My mom would
Elizabeth Benedict (10:07):
that or no?
Jerry Pancake (10:08):
I mean, we just like, we I don't know. We, like,
played in the sewers and gotcrayfish. It's oh, yeah.
Josh Scramble (10:15):
I mean, that's it was kinda the policy. I mean,
even in, like, my era when I washanging out, like, yeah. Your
parents would just look at youand be like, you're yeah.
Whatever you're doing, you'regetting out of the house. And
there was always, like, oneneighborhood kid's parent who,
like, could scream or whistlethe loudest.
And at about dusk, when thestreet lights started coming on,
they would just, like, yell, andeveryone knew, like, get the
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Elizabeth Benedict (12:12):
I'm just gonna put that out this out
there. If anyone would like tocreate their own team for trivia
night, I'm available. Hit me up.
Jerry Pancake (12:22):
I'm a free agent. Woah.
Elizabeth Benedict (12:24):
Actually, no. I did join Barbie and Meg
Roman's team for a second, but
Jerry Pancake (12:28):
I am also I'm I'm a free agent. If somebody wants
to sign me, do a sign and trade,maybe.
Elizabeth Benedict (12:35):
What is that?
Josh Scramble (12:35):
Ow. Oh.
Jerry Pancake (12:36):
I'll do a sign and trade.
Josh Scramble (12:37):
Drama with the trade
we know.
Jerry Pancake (12:39):
Super Beach Your
Elizabeth Benedict (12:40):
team has literally said no. Literally,
it's
Josh Scramble (12:42):
no longer Super Beach. We had a mid game Just
Okay Beach. Name change. Nowwe're just Okay Beach.
Jerry Pancake (12:48):
Alright. So let's we're talking about, all in just
trivia with yours truly, Josh,scramble.
Josh Scramble (12:58):
Love it. Why don't
Jerry Pancake (12:58):
you tell us a little about all in just trivia,
Josh, scramble, and what thenext iteration is or what the
next game is.
Josh Scramble (13:06):
So it's been a yearly tradition at all in just
trivia that the day afterThanksgiving, the Black Friday
game has always been the foodgame. And what that means is
every single question, everysingle answer is food centric.
Whether it's in the questionitself or the answer, it is
somehow fruit food related. Sono matter what, every single
thing about that game is allabout food. It's always been a
(13:27):
good one.
We've done some fun things inthe past with it. We did 1 year
name the mystery spice where youhad to name 8 spices.
Jerry Pancake (13:34):
I hated that. I snorted the tamarack or
whatever. Turmeric. Turmeric.Tamarack.
And then I aspirated it, and Iwas coughing for, like, a week.
And then, like, I looked up onthe Internet. Yeah. Like, this
is how it always happens to me.They looked up at the Internet.
Should I have snorted that? Andthe Internet was like, no. You
(13:55):
really shouldn't snort anything.
Josh Scramble (13:57):
I'm gonna say, usually, unless you're snorting
air, you should abstain.
Elizabeth Benedict (14:02):
So wait. Have have you guys talked about
what the trivia is on this?
Josh Scramble (14:07):
We have advertised it, but we have not
actually, like, spoken of whatit is. Do we guys even know why
it's called Black Friday? No.There's something for,
Jerry Pancake (14:17):
like, black peep no. The I know.
Elizabeth Benedict (14:20):
Every Friday is Friday's trivia.
Jerry Pancake (14:22):
No. Good.
Josh Scramble (14:23):
So the reason they call it Black Friday is
because for retail stores, thatwas the day they went from the
red to the black because so manypeople were out shopping. Is
that good? So it's not It's agood thing to do. So when you're
so it's an accounting thing. Sowhen you're in accounting, the,
when you're in the red, it meansyou're losing money.
But when you're in the black, itmeans you're making money. So
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the day after Thanksgiving wasalways the day that the stores
went into the black because somany people were shopping for
Christmas. Okay. Blah blah blahblah blah.
Jerry Pancake (14:54):
I'm so glad you shared that information with us.
Elizabeth Benedict (14:57):
So but
Josh Scramble (14:58):
every But
Jerry Pancake (14:58):
what about the blackest Friday of trivia on the
day after Thanksgiving?
Elizabeth Benedict (15:05):
So I have a question
Jerry Pancake (15:06):
all in just trivia.
Elizabeth Benedict (15:07):
Over trivia. So when does it go until? When's
the last day? So April.
Josh Scramble (15:13):
So The last it's the last Friday of every month
until April. So
Elizabeth Benedict (15:16):
if someone wants come and play
Josh Scramble (15:18):
Yes.
Elizabeth Benedict (15:18):
So they have to have a team of how many?
Josh Scramble (15:20):
They don't have to have a team. I I designed it
to where you could actually,like, just come in with you and
another person
Jerry Pancake (15:27):
and Losers.
Elizabeth Benedict (15:29):
So just take, like, a little table.
Josh Scramble (15:31):
You wow. Wow. Very insulting. But, yes, it was
originally you can max out at 5,but now so many people come in
with a team of 6. You could haveup to 6 people.
But if you don't have a team,come in, feel free. We could
either find you a team if youwanna play with someone else or
if you just wanna just give ashot on your own or whoever
you're
Elizabeth Benedict (15:49):
with. See.
Josh Scramble (15:51):
I mean, the more people you have, the probably
the better chance you'll have.But I think there have been a
lot of games where I was judgingon how I would do. And I have
gone to trivia games on my own,and granted I hang on to too
much useless
Elizabeth Benedict (16:02):
in the lunch. Might just wanna go and
play. Yeah. So So if you have,like, 3 people, you can come.
Josh Scramble (16:07):
You would you would definitely have a
throuple. Grab a throuple. Ifyou had a throuple.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:10):
You can go grab a table.
Josh Scramble (16:12):
If you do, couples, throuples, or anything
beyond.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:15):
K.
Jerry Pancake (16:16):
You could come and play. Yeah. I mean,
theoretically, like, a smartthrouple could beat, like, 5
other like, a team of 5.
Josh Scramble (16:24):
Well, if you're a smart throuple, you could beat a
team of 5 and probably go homeand have more fun than you did
at trivia night if you're asmart threple.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:30):
It's up to you. It's really up to you.
Josh Scramble (16:32):
It is up to you.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:33):
But, But every Friday at
Josh Scramble (16:35):
It's every
Jerry Pancake (16:36):
Not every Friday.
Josh Scramble (16:38):
Every last Friday of the month at the Marshall j
Gardner Center. It is trivianight. But this coming trivia,
Black Friday, like I said, isall about
Jerry Pancake (16:46):
Friday trivia. The blackest of the black? It's
so black. Like, the spinal tapalbum.
Josh Scramble (16:55):
Is it?
Jerry Pancake (16:56):
Like, the spinal tap is album where they're like,
how black is it? What do theysay?
Josh Scramble (17:02):
Black enough. Black
Jerry Pancake (17:04):
enough. I haven't
Josh Scramble (17:05):
watched that in a while. So anyway
Elizabeth Benedict (17:07):
know what that is.
Jerry Pancake (17:08):
Go to the Marshall j Gardner Center the
day after Thanksgiving, which isthe blackest everyone is welcome
except for there's a couplepeople there.
Elizabeth Benedict (17:19):
Just be nice.
Jerry Pancake (17:20):
We'll let you guys know in the note in the
show notes who is not welcomebecause there are definitely a
couple people from Miller. Wedon't want you there, and you
know who you are.
Elizabeth Benedict (17:30):
That's
Jerry Pancake (17:31):
You're not like, you're feral people. Don't come.
Josh Scramble (17:35):
If you were raised in the streets without
parenting Yeah. Don't come.
Jerry Pancake (17:38):
Like, if you're just gonna throw up all over the
table or whatever
Josh Scramble (17:42):
Oh, yeah.
Jerry Pancake (17:43):
Or spout your racist bullshit.
Josh Scramble (17:46):
Oh, yeah. If you're racist, I don't want you
there.
Elizabeth Benedict (17:48):
We gotta hold your alcohol too.
Josh Scramble (17:50):
Well, also, I would I
Jerry Pancake (17:50):
mean, I would someone out.
Josh Scramble (17:52):
I'm actually looking forward to the day where
I shouldn't say that, but Iwould I wouldn't mind the day
where I had to kick someone outbecause I already have my thing,
like, rehearsed. Like, yeah. Idon't need you here. Get the
fuck out.
Jerry Pancake (18:02):
So would you physically try to have, like,
manhandle the person?
Josh Scramble (18:07):
No. I wouldn't manhandle them. I mean Or woman
Jerry Pancake (18:10):
handle them if they're
Josh Scramble (18:11):
a woman. Person handle them? No. But I'd be
like, hey. Like, no offense, butyou're, like, if anyone was ever
drunk and obnoxious on there,I'd be like, hey.
Like, you know, you're kindaruining it for everybody else.
Here's your money back. Get thefuck out.
Right. WSPR Super Beach Radio, the best station
between Rush and Ripley. We loveplaying music, but right now we
have to pay some bills.
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Have you ever wondered what you were going to
do the day after Thanksgiving?All you did yesterday was get
drunk and eat stuff and thenwatch some crappy football game.
Well, I've got news for you.Once you're done shopping and
punching people in the face, youcan come out to the Marshall J
Gardner Center and use yourknowledge to win some things.
Talking about Black Friday, allin just trivia.
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out on a couple of randommusings we ended the recording
session with, including BillCosby's eyes, rapist eyes,
etcetera. Etcetera. We hope thatyou join us next time where the
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be vocal and shop local. Anyway,so Bill Cosby.
Jerry Pancake (20:57):
Getting back on getting back on something
important.
Josh Scramble (21:00):
So his eyes, he's got one, like, wonky, like, eye
and then one looking at you deadon. So, like, that's what his
eyes look like.
Jerry Pancake (21:08):
Oh, man. He looks bad.
Josh Scramble (21:11):
Well, he's 87 years old, and he's been filled
up with all that rape.
Elizabeth Benedict (21:14):
I mean all that out. Cut out. Feel so bad.
Josh Scramble (21:17):
Why do you feel bad?
Elizabeth Benedict (21:19):
Because he looks so bad. Well, yeah.
Josh Scramble (21:21):
Well, he shouldn't feel bad
Elizabeth Benedict (21:22):
for him.
Josh Scramble (21:23):
He can rape this. Rapist.
Elizabeth Benedict (21:24):
Know he's an old man too.
Josh Scramble (21:26):
Well Well, that doesn't excuse you for giving
Jerry Pancake (21:28):
personality, but, like, I would say that
Josh Scramble (21:31):
I mean, this asshole was, like
Elizabeth Benedict (21:32):
No. No. I know exactly what
Josh Scramble (21:34):
he did. I mean, by morning, he's pitching
pudding pops, and then byevening, he's, you know, hey.
We're checking him in the car.
Jerry Pancake (21:42):
Against their will. Sticking his put and pop
in places.
Elizabeth Benedict (21:46):
I should be I should be criticizing what he
did, not his was I
Josh Scramble (21:50):
That's just karma
Jerry Pancake (21:51):
for me. Yeah. No. I like
Josh Scramble (21:53):
wouldn't that be something though if, like, you
were a rapist? Like, that wasthe condition they call, like,
rapist eye?
Jerry Pancake (22:00):
Like, you just you would get it if you raped.
Josh Scramble (22:03):
Yeah. Like, eventually, you would get that
wonky eye, and everyone You
Elizabeth Benedict (22:06):
make the police's job a lot easier.
Josh Scramble (22:07):
Everyone will be like, oh. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (22:09):
Well, once g once Jesus comes back, maybe he can
make that happen.
Elizabeth Benedict (22:14):
That'd be so nice.
Josh Scramble (22:15):
Jesus is never coming back.
Elizabeth Benedict (22:16):
I'll put that in my prayers.
Jerry Pancake (22:17):
He's just alright with me.
Josh Scramble (22:21):
That's according to the Doobie brothers.
Jerry Pancake (22:25):
The gospel according to the Doobie brothers
is a better version of theBible. I will contend than any
of the other ones.
Josh Scramble (22:36):
Nowadays and gentlemen, I'd like to read the
chapter of long train running.
Jerry Pancake (22:41):
This is lit me up on a whole other, thing because
so in the Bible, I don't know ifyou know this about the bible,
but they there is music in thebible, but, like, since it's a
book, it can't play the music.Usually how that works.
Elizabeth Benedict (22:58):
Usually with hymns?
Jerry Pancake (22:59):
Hymn, though. Yeah. Like, Psalms isn't Psalms
where all the songs are?
Elizabeth Benedict (23:03):
I don't know. I really don't. I feel so
You
Jerry Pancake (23:05):
know? I've Saw a new guy. Neither one of you went
to CCD.
Josh Scramble (23:10):
I did. I had some I went I went to CCD with my
friend once, and I wanted toshoot myself. Oh, you know what?
You're right. Yes.
It wasn't that bad. There werehot Christ.
Elizabeth Benedict (23:18):
It wasn't
Josh Scramble (23:18):
that bad.
Jerry Pancake (23:19):
There were hot chicks there. No.
You're right.
Josh Scramble (23:20):
Not in this church.
Jerry Pancake (23:21):
The hymns are Psalm Yeah.
Josh Scramble (23:21):
Psalm, whatever. This and then this
Elizabeth Benedict (23:23):
chapter. Whatever. Because but,
Jerry Pancake (23:30):
like, you would think those Psalms would be
intermingled, so it's almostlike a soundtrack to the bible.
So where you're like, oh, well,this Cain is gonna kill Abel, so
we played this song.
Elizabeth Benedict (23:41):
Too bad they didn't think that all the way
through.
Josh Scramble (23:43):
You think that when that came up, it was he's
not he's not heavy. He's just mybrother. I don't think
Elizabeth Benedict (23:49):
they ever saw that this writing would have
ever lasted this long.
Jerry Pancake (23:52):
Even in the Jesus movies, they don't really have
good soundtrack. So the nexttime, I'm just gonna I mean,
from a perspective of someonethat, like, doesn't really watch
Jesus y movies. But if you do,if you're planning on doing one
Josh Scramble (24:06):
Put a better soundtrack? Like
Jerry Pancake (24:08):
yeah. Like, make it cool. Like, don't be like a
nerd. Haven tracks? Yeah.
Like, I don't want It's
Josh Scramble (24:14):
gonna be perfect. Running with the devil.
Jerry Pancake (24:16):
Like, Jesus comes out to everybody wants some.
Elizabeth Benedict (24:19):
I have to be honest, though. Some of that
evangelical music, those bandsare actually pretty good.
Jerry Pancake (24:25):
Like Creed?
Elizabeth Benedict (24:26):
I don't I don't know. I don't know.
Josh Scramble (24:28):
Can you taste
Elizabeth Benedict (24:30):
me? But that sounded great, though.
Josh Scramble (24:34):
I was just 6 feet from
Elizabeth Benedict (24:36):
the universes.
Is Creed an evangelical? They know.
Josh Scramble (24:40):
Yeah. That guy is very Jesus y. Was he's he's very
The music, Christian?
Elizabeth Benedict (24:46):
Music, though, that's really like,
they're Well, yeah.
Jerry Pancake (24:49):
I like them. I'm sorry to say it. I do I do like
them.
Elizabeth Benedict (24:53):
It's kinda good. Creed. Oh, Creed? It was
cool. I love Creed.
I didn't know they
Josh Scramble (24:56):
were catchy, but yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (25:17):
All you guys do is just sit
up there and talk about how fucking cool you
are.
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Jerry Pancake (25:26):
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Josh Scramble (25:31):
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scramble, party your breakfastwith your favorite guys.
Welcome back to the MillerMorning Mat House, all of our
loyal listeners, or as I like torefer to you guys, the brunch
bunch. I am your very eggcellentcohost, Josh Scramble. And, yes,
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it's not just pancake whohandles the narration work, I
can do it too. On today'sepisode, we jump right back into
things with our special guest,Elizabeth Benedict, as we talk
about the past, the present, andthe crazy topics in between. We
also dive into one of myfavorite local activities, all
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Jerry Pancake (01:42):
Okay. We're back. We're back. Welcome back to the
Miller Morning Man House, and wehave our new person here for the
first time, Elizabeth Benedict.Elizabeth, why don't you
introduce yourself and tell us,like, one cool thing about
yourself?
Elizabeth Benedict (02:03):
K. Elizabeth Benedict, cool thing.
Josh Scramble (02:09):
That should be your business card. That was Is
that
Jerry Pancake (02:12):
is that what you wanna tell us? Cool thing. Like,
what things like, what do youlike? What are some of your
favorite things about MillerBeach?
Elizabeth Benedict (02:28):
The most interesting things about Miller
Beach would be a differentquestion, I think.
Jerry Pancake (02:32):
Alright. Well, whatever question you wanna
answer.
Elizabeth Benedict (02:34):
Talked about last week about the swingers.
Jerry Pancake (02:37):
Okay. Alright. That
Elizabeth Benedict (02:38):
was an interesting thing.
Jerry Pancake (02:40):
We talked about that, and I assume
Elizabeth Benedict (02:43):
I thought the same thing.
Jerry Pancake (02:44):
Yep. Alright. Well Yeah. Yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (02:47):
So I appreciate it.
Jerry Pancake (02:48):
Josh Scramble, what did you think? Did you were
you, like, everyone here isfucking each other?
Josh Scramble (02:53):
No. I really didn't give a shit, to be honest
with you. Like, I'm I'm a I'm agood fences.
Elizabeth Benedict (02:58):
Because you're into it? Or
Josh Scramble (02:59):
No. Because I'm a I'm a good fences make good
neighbors kinda person. Like, ifyou're gonna Gotcha. If you're
going to, you know, free love,so they say, like, do it. I'll
do it to it and, you know, justat all.
I mean,
Elizabeth Benedict (03:13):
I'm fine with
Josh Scramble (03:14):
Yeah. I don't care. Just don't bring it to my
lawn.
Jerry Pancake (03:17):
You guys have a big privacy fence. I did notice
too.
Elizabeth Benedict (03:21):
Yeah. You do.
Josh Scramble (03:22):
We do. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (03:23):
It's beautiful. Though.
Elizabeth Benedict (03:24):
This looks really expensive.
Josh Scramble (03:26):
It was. I mean, it yeah. Well, 1, we had to have
one because we have a pool. So,you know, you gotta keep Your
yard.
Jerry Pancake (03:33):
Who's gonna fall in there? The kids? All the
little kids running around here?
Josh Scramble (03:37):
There's
Elizabeth Benedict (03:38):
no drunk adults.
Jerry Pancake (03:39):
Oh, that is true. Or or just people wandering into
your pool at any time. Exactly.
Josh Scramble (03:45):
Yeah. Sadly. So, that yes. But yeah. Yeah.
The better fence you have, thebetter neighbors you have has
been my philosophy. I've been myphilosophy my philosophy or my
prerogative or
Elizabeth Benedict (03:58):
So I'm thinking my work.
Jerry Pancake (04:00):
I hope not.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:01):
Not too.
Josh Scramble (04:01):
So now that we got Elizabeth's most interesting
fact about Miller is he's
Jerry Pancake (04:06):
the swingers.
Josh Scramble (04:06):
You're the true crime detective. I mean
Jerry Pancake (04:08):
You can ask us a couple more questions.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:11):
Okay. How did you guys get into this?
Like, did you guys talk aboutsomething?
Josh Scramble (04:17):
Let's clarify let's clarify what this is, the
podcast,
Jerry Pancake (04:21):
or the swinging lifestyle? No.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:22):
No. Like, the podcast.
Josh Scramble (04:23):
Came up to me, and he grabbed my pocket.
Jerry Pancake (04:25):
You know? And I was like, hey. Do you guys wanna
swap or do something like that?It would be cool. No.
Swap microphones. No. I don'tknow. I just I like I like
having fun, and this is very funto me. And I like to hear myself
talk, so that's the main reason
Elizabeth Benedict (04:44):
I do
Jerry Pancake (04:44):
it. Yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (04:45):
I'm surprised by that. Although Not
that you shouldn't. You shouldlike your voice because you got
a great voice.
Josh Scramble (04:54):
Actually, mister Pancake was bothering me for a
while to do this.
Jerry Pancake (04:57):
I was trying to hook him for a long bit.
Josh Scramble (05:00):
Like, he he mentioned last year You
Elizabeth Benedict (05:01):
guys are doing a great job.
Josh Scramble (05:02):
Well, thank you.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:03):
Yeah. You really are. I think you're super
funny. I think all the topicsare
Josh Scramble (05:08):
Super hilarious.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:09):
Super hilarious.
Josh Scramble (05:10):
Best show. Best show ever. Yeah. You don't eat
the pets, which is a bonus in mybook. You leave them alone.
Or the Puerto Ricans.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:18):
I think you could announce, like, some,
like,
Josh Scramble (05:20):
beefy up and everything. Be funny. Jose would
be a little tough and gamey, Ithink.
Jerry Pancake (05:24):
You're gonna have to slow you're gonna have to
slow cook them.
Josh Scramble (05:28):
Slow cook them on the,
Jerry Pancake (05:29):
low and low because he's short.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:34):
I don't think you're allowed to put
that.
Jerry Pancake (05:38):
Sorry, Jose. Chilequiles.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:40):
Talk to him.
Josh Scramble (05:41):
Chilequiles. Oh, Jose chilequiles. Jose
chilequiles.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:44):
He'll like he'll like the end of this.
Jerry Pancake (05:46):
Yeah. He will.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:48):
He will. I look up to him.
Josh Scramble (05:49):
So it
Jerry Pancake (05:49):
was a tribute to him. Jose. Jose. Jose. Jose.
Elizabeth Benedict (05:54):
I would like, really fast. Have you guys
have, like, 1035 Fred on air?
Josh Scramble (06:00):
No. I don't listen to regular radio.
Jerry Pancake (06:03):
The the only thing we listen to is WSPR,
Super Beach Radio.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:07):
Or is it 963?
Josh Scramble (06:10):
96 to 3, I don't think exists.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:12):
Fred on air.
Jerry Pancake (06:13):
Like, b 96? B
Josh Scramble (06:15):
96.9096.6. B dash. 1035.
Jerry Pancake (06:19):
The blaze is 1035.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:21):
No. It's not.
Jerry Pancake (06:22):
Man cow's morning man house. No. On the blaze,
1035.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:27):
KISS FM.
Jerry Pancake (06:29):
Like, New York City?
Elizabeth Benedict (06:30):
No. Chicago has
Jerry Pancake (06:34):
KISS FM now?
Josh Scramble (06:36):
Yes. KISS FM. National. See.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:38):
Okay. My point
Jerry Pancake (06:38):
This country's fucked, so you better vote.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:41):
My point though
Jerry Pancake (06:42):
You better vote because kiss FM is coming to
you. You're gonna have kiss FMin your fucking town. Jesus.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:48):
Me of you too.
Jerry Pancake (06:49):
Really?
Elizabeth Benedict (06:50):
Fred on air.
Jerry Pancake (06:51):
Is he a AI?
Elizabeth Benedict (06:53):
No. He's a real person.
Josh Scramble (06:54):
He's art hang on. Is he how
Jerry Pancake (06:56):
old is he? He's Art of Fredo in tendency.
Elizabeth Benedict (06:58):
Old like your age.
Josh Scramble (07:01):
Fuck you too, Elizabeth. Jesus Christ.
Jerry Pancake (07:03):
Like like, oh, how old? Like, sixties
Josh Scramble (07:07):
your age?
Elizabeth Benedict (07:08):
No. He's like
30¢.
50, I think.
Josh Scramble (07:13):
Well, that counts you out. Fred on air.
Elizabeth Benedict (07:16):
Look him up.
Jerry Pancake (07:16):
Fred on air? I've never heard of him. I'm like a
Elizabeth Benedict (07:19):
Like, you guys your voices remind me so
much.
Jerry Pancake (07:21):
I'm like a Steve and Gary guy. I don't know
Elizabeth Benedict (07:24):
who that is.
Jerry Pancake (07:25):
Kevin Matthews, Johnny b. Like, the loop the
loop was the last good radiostation to ever live.
Josh Scramble (07:32):
I don't think Elizabeth knows what that is.
Jerry Pancake (07:34):
Well, it's Christian Rock now. 97.9, the
loop. And so fuck like, how dothey have that much money that
they could just be like, oh,we're just gonna make it into
this Christian rock station
Josh Scramble (07:47):
because they don't pay taxes. That's exactly
right. And and also so thereactually is something to do with
that. You know that they asktheir listeners for money?
Jerry Pancake (07:56):
Yeah. Because they they can.
Josh Scramble (07:58):
Yeah. Because they can, and they're just like,
yep. Throw us $10, and we'llkeep playing you
Jerry Pancake (08:02):
straight into their station music. But I was
gonna I was gonna hold this, butnow that we're on the subject, I
was gonna announce that, I amborn again, and I am gonna be
hosting mornings on 97.9, theChrist, w w c h t. Yeah. The
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Jesus station. And we're gonnado, like, a wacky version of
this, but we're not gonna swearSo who are you talking about?
Josh Scramble (08:34):
Sex. Frankincense and myrrh?
Jerry Pancake (08:37):
Yes. It's gonna be, like, Jesus's morning
madhouse with frankincense andmyrrh and, occasionally, a woman
who we will subjugate and, makefun of. So you
Josh Scramble (08:53):
like that Mary Magdalene chick?
Jerry Pancake (08:55):
Yes. And she will wash my feet during
Elizabeth Benedict (08:58):
the show. Awesome.
Josh Scramble (09:00):
Jesus didn't like his horse.
Jerry Pancake (09:01):
He did like feet. He was a feet guy. Jesus.
Josh Scramble (09:04):
He loves you.
Jerry Pancake (09:07):
Yeah. I don't know
Josh Scramble (09:08):
how much I mean,
Jerry Pancake (09:08):
there was a lot of feet stuff happening in the
Bible if you really look at it.That's all I'm gonna say.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:13):
Kings have been forever.
Jerry Pancake (09:15):
Yep.
Josh Scramble (09:17):
Okay.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:19):
Wait. So, Jerry time is When you were
growing up, were you allowed to,like, roam the neighborhood?
Jerry Pancake (09:27):
Yes.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:28):
Like, in what way? Like, was that your
Jerry Pancake (09:31):
That was my stomach. Yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (09:32):
Do you wanna order some pizza?
Jerry Pancake (09:34):
No. It's fine.
Josh Scramble (09:36):
In what way were you were you allowed to ride
your bike, or did you have toearn your money? I've had so
Elizabeth Benedict (09:41):
many questions for so many years. I
think this is a great
Jerry Pancake (09:44):
so, yeah, I was allowed to row in the
neighborhood. I like, I grew upin the, you know, set late
seventies, early eighties. So,of course, yeah, we would go
out. The parents would be like,get the fuck out of the house. I
don't care if you're sick.
I don't care if it's snowing. Idon't care if it's hot. It's
hell out. Get out of here anddon't bother me. My mom would
Elizabeth Benedict (10:07):
that or no?
Jerry Pancake (10:08):
I mean, we just like, we I don't know. We, like,
played in the sewers and gotcrayfish. It's oh, yeah.
Josh Scramble (10:15):
I mean, that's it was kinda the policy. I mean,
even in, like, my era when I washanging out, like, yeah. Your
parents would just look at youand be like, you're yeah.
Whatever you're doing, you'regetting out of the house. And
there was always, like, oneneighborhood kid's parent who,
like, could scream or whistlethe loudest.
And at about dusk, when thestreet lights started coming on,
they would just, like, yell, andeveryone knew, like, get the
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Elizabeth Benedict (12:12):
I'm just gonna put that out this out
there. If anyone would like tocreate their own team for trivia
night, I'm available. Hit me up.
Jerry Pancake (12:22):
I'm a free agent. Woah.
Elizabeth Benedict (12:24):
Actually, no. I did join Barbie and Meg
Roman's team for a second, but
Jerry Pancake (12:28):
I am also I'm I'm a free agent. If somebody wants
to sign me, do a sign and trade,maybe.
Elizabeth Benedict (12:35):
What is that?
Josh Scramble (12:35):
Ow. Oh.
Jerry Pancake (12:36):
I'll do a sign and trade.
Josh Scramble (12:37):
Drama with the trade
we know.
Jerry Pancake (12:39):
Super Beach Your
Elizabeth Benedict (12:40):
team has literally said no. Literally,
it's
Josh Scramble (12:42):
no longer Super Beach. We had a mid game Just
Okay Beach. Name change. Nowwe're just Okay Beach.
Jerry Pancake (12:48):
Alright. So let's we're talking about, all in just
trivia with yours truly, Josh,scramble.
Josh Scramble (12:58):
Love it. Why don't
Jerry Pancake (12:58):
you tell us a little about all in just trivia,
Josh, scramble, and what thenext iteration is or what the
next game is.
Josh Scramble (13:06):
So it's been a yearly tradition at all in just
trivia that the day afterThanksgiving, the Black Friday
game has always been the foodgame. And what that means is
every single question, everysingle answer is food centric.
Whether it's in the questionitself or the answer, it is
somehow fruit food related. Sono matter what, every single
thing about that game is allabout food. It's always been a
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good one.
We've done some fun things inthe past with it. We did 1 year
name the mystery spice where youhad to name 8 spices.
Jerry Pancake (13:34):
I hated that. I snorted the tamarack or
whatever. Turmeric. Turmeric.Tamarack.
And then I aspirated it, and Iwas coughing for, like, a week.
And then, like, I looked up onthe Internet. Yeah. Like, this
is how it always happens to me.They looked up at the Internet.
Should I have snorted that? Andthe Internet was like, no. You
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really shouldn't snort anything.
Josh Scramble (13:57):
I'm gonna say, usually, unless you're snorting
air, you should abstain.
Elizabeth Benedict (14:02):
So wait. Have have you guys talked about
what the trivia is on this?
Josh Scramble (14:07):
We have advertised it, but we have not
actually, like, spoken of whatit is. Do we guys even know why
it's called Black Friday? No.There's something for,
Jerry Pancake (14:17):
like, black peep no. The I know.
Elizabeth Benedict (14:20):
Every Friday is Friday's trivia.
Jerry Pancake (14:22):
No. Good.
Josh Scramble (14:23):
So the reason they call it Black Friday is
because for retail stores, thatwas the day they went from the
red to the black because so manypeople were out shopping. Is
that good? So it's not It's agood thing to do. So when you're
so it's an accounting thing. Sowhen you're in accounting, the,
when you're in the red, it meansyou're losing money.
But when you're in the black, itmeans you're making money. So
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the day after Thanksgiving wasalways the day that the stores
went into the black because somany people were shopping for
Christmas. Okay. Blah blah blahblah blah.
Jerry Pancake (14:54):
I'm so glad you shared that information with us.
Elizabeth Benedict (14:57):
So but
Josh Scramble (14:58):
every But
Jerry Pancake (14:58):
what about the blackest Friday of trivia on the
day after Thanksgiving?
Elizabeth Benedict (15:05):
So I have a question
Jerry Pancake (15:06):
all in just trivia.
Elizabeth Benedict (15:07):
Over trivia. So when does it go until? When's
the last day? So April.
Josh Scramble (15:13):
So The last it's the last Friday of every month
until April. So
Elizabeth Benedict (15:16):
if someone wants come and play
Josh Scramble (15:18):
Yes.
Elizabeth Benedict (15:18):
So they have to have a team of how many?
Josh Scramble (15:20):
They don't have to have a team. I I designed it
to where you could actually,like, just come in with you and
another person
Jerry Pancake (15:27):
and Losers.
Elizabeth Benedict (15:29):
So just take, like, a little table.
Josh Scramble (15:31):
You wow. Wow. Very insulting. But, yes, it was
originally you can max out at 5,but now so many people come in
with a team of 6. You could haveup to 6 people.
But if you don't have a team,come in, feel free. We could
either find you a team if youwanna play with someone else or
if you just wanna just give ashot on your own or whoever
you're
Elizabeth Benedict (15:49):
with. See.
Josh Scramble (15:51):
I mean, the more people you have, the probably
the better chance you'll have.But I think there have been a
lot of games where I was judgingon how I would do. And I have
gone to trivia games on my own,and granted I hang on to too
much useless
Elizabeth Benedict (16:02):
in the lunch. Might just wanna go and
play. Yeah. So So if you have,like, 3 people, you can come.
Josh Scramble (16:07):
You would you would definitely have a
throuple. Grab a throuple. Ifyou had a throuple.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:10):
You can go grab a table.
Josh Scramble (16:12):
If you do, couples, throuples, or anything
beyond.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:15):
K.
Jerry Pancake (16:16):
You could come and play. Yeah. I mean,
theoretically, like, a smartthrouple could beat, like, 5
other like, a team of 5.
Josh Scramble (16:24):
Well, if you're a smart throuple, you could beat a
team of 5 and probably go homeand have more fun than you did
at trivia night if you're asmart threple.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:30):
It's up to you. It's really up to you.
Josh Scramble (16:32):
It is up to you.
Elizabeth Benedict (16:33):
But, But every Friday at
Josh Scramble (16:35):
It's every
Jerry Pancake (16:36):
Not every Friday.
Josh Scramble (16:38):
Every last Friday of the month at the Marshall j
Gardner Center. It is trivianight. But this coming trivia,
Black Friday, like I said, isall about
Jerry Pancake (16:46):
Friday trivia. The blackest of the black? It's
so black. Like, the spinal tapalbum.
Josh Scramble (16:55):
Is it?
Jerry Pancake (16:56):
Like, the spinal tap is album where they're like,
how black is it? What do theysay?
Josh Scramble (17:02):
Black enough. Black
Jerry Pancake (17:04):
enough. I haven't
Josh Scramble (17:05):
watched that in a while. So anyway
Elizabeth Benedict (17:07):
know what that is.
Jerry Pancake (17:08):
Go to the Marshall j Gardner Center the
day after Thanksgiving, which isthe blackest everyone is welcome
except for there's a couplepeople there.
Elizabeth Benedict (17:19):
Just be nice.
Jerry Pancake (17:20):
We'll let you guys know in the note in the
show notes who is not welcomebecause there are definitely a
couple people from Miller. Wedon't want you there, and you
know who you are.
Elizabeth Benedict (17:30):
That's
Jerry Pancake (17:31):
You're not like, you're feral people. Don't come.
Josh Scramble (17:35):
If you were raised in the streets without
parenting Yeah. Don't come.
Jerry Pancake (17:38):
Like, if you're just gonna throw up all over the
table or whatever
Josh Scramble (17:42):
Oh, yeah.
Jerry Pancake (17:43):
Or spout your racist bullshit.
Josh Scramble (17:46):
Oh, yeah. If you're racist, I don't want you
there.
Elizabeth Benedict (17:48):
We gotta hold your alcohol too.
Josh Scramble (17:50):
Well, also, I would I
Jerry Pancake (17:50):
mean, I would someone out.
Josh Scramble (17:52):
I'm actually looking forward to the day where
I shouldn't say that, but Iwould I wouldn't mind the day
where I had to kick someone outbecause I already have my thing,
like, rehearsed. Like, yeah. Idon't need you here. Get the
fuck out.
Jerry Pancake (18:02):
So would you physically try to have, like,
manhandle the person?
Josh Scramble (18:07):
No. I wouldn't manhandle them. I mean Or woman
Jerry Pancake (18:10):
handle them if they're
Josh Scramble (18:11):
a woman. Person handle them? No. But I'd be
like, hey. Like, no offense, butyou're, like, if anyone was ever
drunk and obnoxious on there,I'd be like, hey.
Like, you know, you're kindaruining it for everybody else.
Here's your money back. Get thefuck out.
Right. WSPR Super Beach Radio, the best station
between Rush and Ripley. We loveplaying music, but right now we
have to pay some bills.
(18:42):
Have you ever wondered what you were going to
do the day after Thanksgiving?All you did yesterday was get
drunk and eat stuff and thenwatch some crappy football game.
Well, I've got news for you.Once you're done shopping and
punching people in the face, youcan come out to the Marshall J
Gardner Center and use yourknowledge to win some things.
Talking about Black Friday, allin just trivia.
(19:03):
And this time, it's the foodgame. Every question, every
answer is food related, such aswhat did Jesus order at the last
supper? Was it fish? Was itbread? Was it wine?
Or was it possibly d? All of theabove. Once again, every answer,
(19:23):
every question is food related.Come out and test your
knowledge. Don't forget, if youdon't know the answer, write
something funny because myfavorite answer of the evening
gets a prize.
So once again, the last Fridayof every month, come out to All
In Just Trivia. Marshall J.Gardner Center in Lake Street,
last Friday of every month untilApril, All In Just Trivia. Fun
(19:43):
is had by all, fun will be hadby you. Come on out and don't
waste your Black Friday onshopping.
WSBR Super Beach Radio.
So that is just about gonna do it for this
(20:05):
episode of the Noble Morningmadhouse. We're gonna take you
out on a couple of randommusings we ended the recording
session with, including BillCosby's eyes, rapist eyes,
etcetera. Etcetera. We hope thatyou join us next time where the
episode will be all about theanimals as we delve into some
admissions of guilt, as well assome interesting stories about
(20:28):
our younger selves with pets. Soplease join us again next time
at our same bet time, same betchannel, where you can always
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And also remember to shop atsocoolshirts.com, the place to
be vocal and shop local. Anyway,so Bill Cosby.
Jerry Pancake (20:57):
Getting back on getting back on something
important.
Josh Scramble (21:00):
So his eyes, he's got one, like, wonky, like, eye
and then one looking at you deadon. So, like, that's what his
eyes look like.
Jerry Pancake (21:08):
Oh, man. He looks bad.
Josh Scramble (21:11):
Well, he's 87 years old, and he's been filled
up with all that rape.
Elizabeth Benedict (21:14):
I mean all that out. Cut out. Feel so bad.
Josh Scramble (21:17):
Why do you feel bad?
Elizabeth Benedict (21:19):
Because he looks so bad. Well, yeah.
Josh Scramble (21:21):
Well, he shouldn't feel bad
Elizabeth Benedict (21:22):
for him.
Josh Scramble (21:23):
He can rape this. Rapist.
Elizabeth Benedict (21:24):
Know he's an old man too.
Josh Scramble (21:26):
Well Well, that doesn't excuse you for giving
Jerry Pancake (21:28):
personality, but, like, I would say that
Josh Scramble (21:31):
I mean, this asshole was, like
Elizabeth Benedict (21:32):
No. No. I know exactly what
Josh Scramble (21:34):
he did. I mean, by morning, he's pitching
pudding pops, and then byevening, he's, you know, hey.
We're checking him in the car.
Jerry Pancake (21:42):
Against their will. Sticking his put and pop
in places.
Elizabeth Benedict (21:46):
I should be I should be criticizing what he
did, not his was I
Josh Scramble (21:50):
That's just karma
Jerry Pancake (21:51):
for me. Yeah. No. I like
Josh Scramble (21:53):
wouldn't that be something though if, like, you
were a rapist? Like, that wasthe condition they call, like,
rapist eye?
Jerry Pancake (22:00):
Like, you just you would get it if you raped.
Josh Scramble (22:03):
Yeah. Like, eventually, you would get that
wonky eye, and everyone You
Elizabeth Benedict (22:06):
make the police's job a lot easier.
Josh Scramble (22:07):
Everyone will be like, oh. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (22:09):
Well, once g once Jesus comes back, maybe he can
make that happen.
Elizabeth Benedict (22:14):
That'd be so nice.
Josh Scramble (22:15):
Jesus is never coming back.
Elizabeth Benedict (22:16):
I'll put that in my prayers.
Jerry Pancake (22:17):
He's just alright with me.
Josh Scramble (22:21):
That's according to the Doobie brothers.
Jerry Pancake (22:25):
The gospel according to the Doobie brothers
is a better version of theBible. I will contend than any
of the other ones.
Josh Scramble (22:36):
Nowadays and gentlemen, I'd like to read the
chapter of long train running.
Jerry Pancake (22:41):
This is lit me up on a whole other, thing because
so in the Bible, I don't know ifyou know this about the bible,
but they there is music in thebible, but, like, since it's a
book, it can't play the music.Usually how that works.
Elizabeth Benedict (22:58):
Usually with hymns?
Jerry Pancake (22:59):
Hymn, though. Yeah. Like, Psalms isn't Psalms
where all the songs are?
Elizabeth Benedict (23:03):
I don't know. I really don't. I feel so
You
Jerry Pancake (23:05):
know? I've Saw a new guy. Neither one of you went
to CCD.
Josh Scramble (23:10):
I did. I had some I went I went to CCD with my
friend once, and I wanted toshoot myself. Oh, you know what?
You're right. Yes.
It wasn't that bad. There werehot Christ.
Elizabeth Benedict (23:18):
It wasn't
Josh Scramble (23:18):
that bad.
Jerry Pancake (23:19):
There were hot chicks there. No.
You're right.
Josh Scramble (23:20):
Not in this church.
Jerry Pancake (23:21):
The hymns are Psalm Yeah.
Josh Scramble (23:21):
Psalm, whatever. This and then this
Elizabeth Benedict (23:23):
chapter. Whatever. Because but,
Jerry Pancake (23:30):
like, you would think those Psalms would be
intermingled, so it's almostlike a soundtrack to the bible.
So where you're like, oh, well,this Cain is gonna kill Abel, so
we played this song.
Elizabeth Benedict (23:41):
Too bad they didn't think that all the way
through.
Josh Scramble (23:43):
You think that when that came up, it was he's
not he's not heavy. He's just mybrother. I don't think
Elizabeth Benedict (23:49):
they ever saw that this writing would have
ever lasted this long.
Jerry Pancake (23:52):
Even in the Jesus movies, they don't really have
good soundtrack. So the nexttime, I'm just gonna I mean,
from a perspective of someonethat, like, doesn't really watch
Jesus y movies. But if you do,if you're planning on doing one
Josh Scramble (24:06):
Put a better soundtrack? Like
Jerry Pancake (24:08):
yeah. Like, make it cool. Like, don't be like a
nerd. Haven tracks? Yeah.
Like, I don't want It's
Josh Scramble (24:14):
gonna be perfect. Running with the devil.
Jerry Pancake (24:16):
Like, Jesus comes out to everybody wants some.
Elizabeth Benedict (24:19):
I have to be honest, though. Some of that
evangelical music, those bandsare actually pretty good.
Jerry Pancake (24:25):
Like Creed?
Elizabeth Benedict (24:26):
I don't I don't know. I don't know.
Josh Scramble (24:28):
Can you taste
Elizabeth Benedict (24:30):
me? But that sounded great, though.
Josh Scramble (24:34):
I was just 6 feet from
Elizabeth Benedict (24:36):
the universes.
Is Creed an evangelical? They know.
Josh Scramble (24:40):
Yeah. That guy is very Jesus y. Was he's he's very
The music, Christian?
Elizabeth Benedict (24:46):
Music, though, that's really like,
they're Well, yeah.
Jerry Pancake (24:49):
I like them. I'm sorry to say it. I do I do like
them.
Elizabeth Benedict (24:53):
It's kinda good. Creed. Oh, Creed? It was
cool. I love Creed.
I didn't know they
Josh Scramble (24:56):
were catchy, but yeah.
Elizabeth Benedict (25:17):
All you guys do is just sit
up there and talk about how fucking cool you
are.
Josh Scramble (25:22):
WSBR Super Beach Raid.
Jerry Pancake (25:26):
Let them moan in madhouse.
Josh Scramble (25:31):
Talking all that crazy at a job.
Pancake and the scramble.
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