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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We'll go in the city's gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I feel good about him.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Well, yeah, last night, you did say that last year.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, we're gonna say you only say it's gonna be terrible.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm trying to I'm trying to be positive. In twenty
twenty five, Red Show is on. Is Good Morning, Friday,
February twenty eighth is Chasing Brown's birthday Sitting Brown, Happy birthday. Hey,
it's been brought to my attention a star studded panel,

(00:31):
a panel of surprises. Today, star done it. I'm a
star studyed panel of surprises.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, great.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
The writer's room has been hard at work, ak, and
they've been very, very hard at work.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Plot Oh yeah, oh boy, don't you worry scare.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Maybe me? Do you think these guys would do you
think they would do anything? Of course, of course they
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, bring on Jason's first girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
My god, you just gave me a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I need to find her second girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
There were two. Well, she's not dad, is she?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
No? No, no, no no, I'm just saying she's unreachable.
There were or they're more. No, there were more, but
they were like two main ones.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, I knew they. I knew about two.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
That were a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, well your main on your side checks made.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, I had a checkered past, a checkered past with
what was more checkered, your ladies, or the checkered past
before you met Mike, or the checkered past when you
were not when people didn't maybe know what it was,
where your interests lied. It was a mess girl.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Longer, nothing would be ashamed of. Who are you talking
to over here? But I'll have you know Jason's younger
than me. This is I need you. I need you
to like follow me here. Jason is younger than I am,
but yet he was active with women before I was
in the same period of time. I'll just have you
know Jason was getting with women before I was getting

(02:15):
with women. And I don't mean like at the stage
in life. I mean the actual year, the actual calendar year.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know if it's a good thing or a
bad things for who me?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean probably for bad thing for me for.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Me, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You're way different, Jason, We're so glad you were born.
You're the best.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh my god, that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You were the best. I say something nice and you're like,
oh my god, really, but it's just nice. But I mean,
that is it. That is one of the nicest things
I've ever said to you, if I have to, if
I were to.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Say so myself, that I was born, that's really nice.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
It is though. We're all very happy about it, very
very grateful for you to Yes, she's right, that's right
one and done it because she got it right the
first time.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yes, you know, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Then again, I would love to meet a female j
I'd love to meet a sister of yours. Oh yeah, okay,
because I love you, and I would. I would either
love a sister of yours way more or hate a
sister of you. I don't know which one. It would
be one of the other, because either they're going to
be more you or the complete opposite of you. And
if they were the opposite of you, I wouldn't like them.
I don't know how much more me you could get.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I have a feeling you would be like like completely opposite,
like unhinged, feral, like just like why you know, like
which could be good for me, maybe a little bit
of balance. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm kind of hoping that's the way it is with
with Polly and Mave. Is that there and it's shaping
up that way, like Polly's going to be the princess
and May it's going to be the pothead or whatever.
And I don't say that in a bad way. I
think I'd probably gravitate towards the podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
She definitely kill me if she's hanging out man.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
She says, she's chill. You know, she's a little round.
You know, she's got her little red hair thing going
and it kind of looks like Colin and you know, hey,
if she has his sentiment, that would be amazing because
Colin's just kind of, hey, he's just here for the
He's here for good time, right exactly. A man on
the other hand, is you know, ten steps ahead of
a fit at all times, and Polly's right behind her.

(04:07):
So so yeah, anyway, Well, happy birthday to you. Many
surprises abound. Oh boy, By the way, I bought your
president on Wednesday and then I supposedly send it to
you on Wednesday. Did you ever get it?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I for it to you from my personal email address.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Maybe I need to look.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Maybe it was ohe else, Oh, it probably went to
junk to my my personal email. No, I sent it
from because to my I sent you a confirmation. Anyway.
My point is I had to like text him on
Wednesday and go happy birthday, and I think it's about
to come right now in the email, because I didn't
realize that I couldn't. I thought I had like I
thought when I hit the thing that it would let

(04:46):
me then choose when it it got set, and then
it didn't. So I was like, oh, happy birthday right away,
right now? All right, well look I'll send it to
you again. Clearly you just deleted brother brother Fred's present
from it's gitting spam. I think I think it went
to the junk thing and so many fishing emails.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Right You said, you're going to faxx me something.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's what it is. I told you I was going
to fax you the email.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I reported your emails.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
It was what you said, how long have you been
a fan of mine?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
And he was like, and pay this toll?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes, I said, have seen from from one of my
many trolled TikTok accounts that I have that people have
started in the last two months.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
A secret TikTok I learned the other day.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh yeah, I have a food Foo account.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You do you know how you can tell if somebody
has one of those? Send them a video and then
have them watch it. And then and then if you
go in your TikTok, it will say so and so
just viewed your video. Oh yeah, And then you can
see that. You can see what the name of their
account actually is. And I've noticed some of my friends
have fake accounts, and it'll be like, you know, hacker

(05:50):
one two three, just watch your video, And I'm like,
wait a minute, Hacker one two three has been telling
me that I should jump in front of a bus
for the last two months, and that's you. You don't
want to take back what I said about you forget
your birthday. So but I'm waiting for that to happen.
I'm waiting for it to send a video to a
friend and then find out that my friend's alias is

(06:11):
someone who's been telling us how much we suck?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Wouldn't that be something? Oh God, better yet, I send
it to one of you guys, and then you forget
what should count a log into right.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Exactly right all the time, right all the time.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
I'm sorry, Kay, and I knew it was you the
old times topically right.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh man, Well, good morning everyone, Jason Brown's birthday. We
celebrate all day today, the biggest stories of the day.
We'll do it next to the Entertainment Report and blogs.
This hour waiting by the phone is new this morning?
Why did somebody get ghosted? The Friday throwback dance parties
coming up showed Shelley six fifty yes six and fifty
bucks showdown. As long as you know it, that's all
that matters. You know it? On the last game before

(06:50):
she goes away for maternity leave to have a little
baby boy. And then Kiki takes over. So will she
will we pay out today? Will we have to put
the money in an investment account maybe by some bitcoin
in order to pay for We're going to have to
pay Kk's doing it? Yeah, I but she takes over
next week. Also, I didn't realize this, but you know,
Shelley's on a bunch of stations and Kiki apparently gets

(07:11):
to take.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Over all of that too, man filling in for the queen.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
But you didn't know that, you know.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Last night it's a work I will.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
The other stations that Shelley's on were like, We're happy
to have you, and She's like doing.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
What right, Like oh me, oh okay, yeah, oh yeah,
filling in for for Shelley Man he shooes to feel.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I mean, I think you can do it. I'm gonna
make her man, you will the entertainer of fort this Hour,
What are you working on?

Speaker 8 (07:34):
K One of the biggest pop stars probably of our generation,
is how to to Space?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Will she get stuck? Will we be happy about it?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Maybe laugh too? Won't we do it? Not because of
her but because of someone else that's on there? Of course?
Oh yeah, the all female mission, and there was one
woman that had to be on there. I'll say, we'll getah,
I'll figure out you have to hang out, and I'm
not going to say anything else because Lord knows whatever
I say next will probably ruin the story. And then
I'll be in to think.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
I think I want to hear your take on this
all female rocket ship?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why because I laughed at one because it was like okay, okay, okay,
obviously okay, in fifteen minutes, we'll do it.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Fred Show is on Fred's Biggest stories of.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
The day to the Academy Awards to Sunday the Oscars,
of course, and Conan O'Brien is the host, And I
guess he was chosen according to the CNN or the
CEO rather of the Academy Awards. This person told CNN
that he was partly selected because his comedy does not
typically delve into politics, so supposedly if you watch on Sunday,

(08:36):
they won't be that many political jokes, which would be nice,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yes, Hey, we need a break.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So I feel like most of the Hollywood types that
that's what they want to do. They want to go
up there and talk about politics, which can find But right,
let's talk about something else, shall we? Shall we? Travis
kelce will be playing in the twenty twenty five season.
He told Pat McAfee, who apparently is the leading sports
reporter in the world. Now everyone just goes on Pat
mcafe show. I know, I'm sorry to tell you this, Jason,

(09:04):
but you know who needs sports center, We just go
to Pat McAfee. Now we call him up. But I
guess he Pat texted Travis kelcey and he said, I'm
coming back for sure, going to try and get the
best shape I've been this off season and get back
to the mountaintop. Got a real bad taste in my
mouth with how I played in that last game and
how I got the guys ready for battle. I can't

(09:25):
go out like that. So he's playing, which means another
year of Taylor Swift at NFL games. The NFL probably
should write her a check on the side, or him
a check on the side. I kind of wonder if
anyone didn't call him and go, are you sure you
don't got one more in you?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Roger Goodell himself was.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Roger Goodell's like, I'm sorry about the officiating. The Eagles
played way better than we thought and we weren't able
to manipulate that one. But I promise you come back
next year. We'll get you last one. Yeah, no problem
for whatever. She's brought to a billion dollars in like
advertising value the Taylor Swift has brought to the NFL.
The to me, the Gene Hackman story is wild. A

(10:03):
ninety five year old actor who passed away. He had
apparently been dead in the Santa Fe home with his
wife for some time, and the bodies were found. I
don't know what this means. Partially mummified. Yeah, I thought
you had to be. I don't understand that entirely. I
need someone to explain it. I thought you had to
be like wrapped up to be mummified. So did he
who did did someone do that or did he do

(10:25):
that or I don't know, but there was body decomposition
and mummification in both hands and feet.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
So the process of embalming or preserving a body after
a person has died. So are they insinuating that someone
tried to preserve them?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Embalming would be like the what the at the funeral?
But mummification.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I looked up the definition of mummification.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
This is the definition because when I think of a mummy,
I think of so they wrapped the body to preserve
it like they used to do it in ancient times.
And so what I don't know is why how would
he have been mummified if someone else didn't? You know
what I mean? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
I think that was the way of preserving bodies back then.
And I think they're insinuating that another person tried to
preserve their bodies in some way shape.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, that's what I'm saying, is like, who was someone
else involved in this? Like, how would that That's exactly
what I mean, Like, how would this have happened? I
don't know. A golfer, Billy Horschel, he chased an invading
alligator back into the water in a wild scene of
The Cognizant Classic. This is in West Palm. By the way,
he poked the animal with his sixty degree wedge to
make the alligator retreat. I guess his alligator was making

(11:29):
its way towards the crowd and hero golfer guy starts
poking at it and it goes the other way. But
people don't realize it. In the lakes in Florida, even
at the golf course lakes, alligators live there and they're
hanging out. And there are tons of videos on TikTok
and on YouTube of golfers who have gone to like
you know, hit their ball and there's an alligator like
sitting next to it or that you know, put it

(11:50):
in its mouth or whatever. I'm like, I don't need
to be a hero. We can just go to the
next hole, Like it's fine, you know what, just I
got par on that one. Let's just move right along,
you know, I don't I don't need to go over
and save my ball from an alligator. It's fine. You
want mister alligator, you want the ball, you can have him.
It's all good. Have you heard this story about Mary
Kate Cornett. This is like everywhere on the internet. A

(12:13):
college student whose rumored to be hooking up with her
boyfriend's dad has labeled trolls sick and demented. This isn't
a news story, but it is, you know, trending today,
so and it has been all week. But this woman
as a student at the University of Mississippi, and she
had to release a statement criticizing the deliberate and coordinated
cyber attack spreading categorically false and defamatory information as a

(12:35):
college student, that's quite the impressive statement. I wonder if
she wrote that herself. The Houston teenager also attacked Antonio
Brown and Pat McAfee yet again from college game Day,
for pushing what she described as utter and complete lies.
So the allegations claim that this college kid, Mary Kate,
cheated on her boyfriend with her boyfriend's father, who is
a prominent Texas based private banker. A screenshot of an

(12:58):
alleged Snapchat message laying out what happened was shared by
Somebody on x The post claim that Mary Kate and
the dude had gone out for dinner and drinks the
father after a basketball game, and then ended up having
an affair. The message also alleged this wasn't the first
time that Mary Kate had cheated on her boyfriend, but
they'd stayed together. The boyfriend has also issued a statement,
I can't believe we're talking about this like at a

(13:19):
nationwide level. The unbelievable rumors about my family and Mary
Kate's are unacceptable and need to be addressed. The accusations
are unequivocally false, so it's all unproven. But supposedly this
is what this is what happened the college kid Dayton.
The guy hooks up with guy's dad. I don't know
if I could forgive anybody. There's no way I'm not

(13:40):
staying with my girlfriends she ooks up with my dad,
I'm not staying with my dad. If she woke up,
I'm not staying with him either.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
No, you know that is I mean, dude, how hot
was he?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Though?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I looked him up? Though look him up? His name
he is Again, I'm not saying this is true. Eric
s O L I S. Sol solice see Texas based
private banker. Oh that gives rich though Texas based private
banker gives rich.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
He's not bad. I had a love Eric, Where's this
is the day? But yeah, that's that is messed up.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, no, it's not good. As everyone very compelling, very
compelling radio. We all stare at this man to see
if we do him.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, I'm trying to find this.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeahs, I'm going to risk it off.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
For well, would you dwell? Is it smash or pass?
Which one's it going to be?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
I think it might be a pass, and which is
shocking to me because I love a daddy. But no, yeah,
it's a pass.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I mean there is there is a movement among the
twenty somethings to hook up with it. Like I've heard
of a number of the Bachelor Golden Bachelor contestants hooking
up with like twenty somethings around here. I know of
at least one example of guys who were on the
Golden Bachelors, which makes him fifty plus, I guess hooking
up with like the twenty somethings. Yeah, so I think
there's a thing going on. I think the Zaddy thing

(15:03):
I got going with the gray hair may work out
for me.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's just come to light.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It just has. Now what has come to light? The gray?
What has come to a lot? Tell me, tell you I
don't see the light.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
My mom's best friend growing up, like when I was born, right,
I lived with my mom obviously and her friend.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
That was nice of her. Live there.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
You can come up with us.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Thanks, mam So her best friend. I don't want to
call her name, but you know I love her. But
you want to talk about city girls up in the nineties,
like she was in a full relationship, but she was
that girl, but she was with a much younger man.
She was with the sixty year old. Oh the way
around had her starting businesses. I mean she always had
like you know, Gucci, Louie, anything she wanted, she had

(15:48):
it with a whole ass baby on her head.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
But she's been ahead of her time. Cann has been
doing this from forever, you know, has been doing this
since girl she's been dating much older men for a
long time.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I always remind him, you know, I was in diapers
when you were out here dating. But you know, because they're.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
That much older. Yeah, we see, what's the biggest age gap?
You can think of twenty years. Twenty years and I know, homie,
who you're dating now is not but no.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
You're younger. It's like so upset.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Sure, I know, thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Get the guy at walker or something like this so
he can simulate, you know, get him, get him some
diapers or something like. Come on, conservation officials in California.
This is a real story too. They want residents to
eat a rodent that there are too many of, and
they're actually like issuing a statement about this. It's called

(16:36):
the nutrient an invasive swamp dwelling rodent. They look like
a cross between an otter and a golfer, and they
taste something like a rabbit and dark meat from Turkey.
They were brought from. This is a real story. I
just California's not having it bad enough. Right right now,
we got to eat rodents. Oh see, now you wouldn't
found that picture real fast. That's a pass right, not

(16:59):
a smash. The guy from Texas looking good all of
a sudden.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, so I had to choose.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
They were brought from South America for their fur decades
ago and are now found in the Delta, where they
can consume up to one fourth of their body weight
in vegetation every day, which damages the marsh environment, which
is bad for the environment. So officials with the US
Fish and Wildlife Service have used the occasion to urge
Californians to hunt and eat these things to help control
their numbers. Save as swamp saute a new Tria. They're

(17:27):
about two feet long and weigh fifteen to twenty pounds,
with plenty of meat for some form of stew.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
H They do look thick, but so I'm not if
you want you want a new meat and this is
not what I'm meant.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh, you know I need a new recipe, but not this. Yeah, no,
that time.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Two college students, Natalie and Savannah, they got the ultimate
VIP treatment on the Southwest flight thanks to a booking blunder.
When they went to check in, they were told, you're
the only two people on the flight of one hundred
and seventy five people, and they were They're the only
two people in the Southwest flight, and so they were
treated like it was a private jet. Every now and
the video is great on TikTok. Every safety announcement started
with Natalie and Savannah and then whatever they had to

(18:06):
tell them. It was awesome. But literally the entire plane
was empty except for the two of them.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Does it still take off the leg it's still goes.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
You haven't want two people?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Well, more than likely that plane had to be somewhere else.
It got it to pick up people to take them
somewhere else, you know. So like I guess they were like, well,
because they believe it or not, they fly empty airliners
all the time just to reposition them, like if there's
some place they need to be somewhere else. And so,
in fact, kind of a funny thing. One of my
friends is a pilot for an airline and they put
them through flat attendant training partial flight attendant training as well,

(18:36):
because they have to know how to close the door
in case there aren't flat attendants on board for an
empty flight, like for a reposition flight. Because think about it,
they never closed the door. They just fly to plant.
Flight attendants closed the door, so they didn't teach them
how to close the door. You know, they'd be like
and like secure everything inside of there. You know, I'm
not doing it. Whatever, you're not gonna do it. Yeah,
we don't have enough flight attendants. You you do it.

(18:58):
We don't have enough pilots. You knew you do, Hey,
put me in coach? Is that what happened the other
day at midway? You took a wrong turn in your
jet and just cruise run across the runway without asking anybody?
Were you yelling? Sorry? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Every time I drive with Paulina and she commits to
driving infraction, which is every time, all the time, and
she pulls out in front of a cargoing sixties, she
goes sorry, sorry, sorry. And then finally, because every day
has to include some form of food story, which was
the rodent and then also an only fans story. Now

(19:34):
we have an only fans performer who's launching a tour
of nursing homes in order to find elderly veterans to
star in her videos. Her name is Tiffany Wisconsin or
Wisconsin Tiff as she's known online, and she first joined
Only Fans during the COVID pandemic, but it wasn't until
she started filming content with senior citizens that her popularity skyrocketed.

(19:55):
After one of her regular co stars fell through, she
made plans to hit nursing homes across America's Midwest to
find a new batchup geriatric gentlemen to be with Chicago
and Milwaukee on her way going to Virginia, hitting up
all the VA hospitals to see which old people would
like to get it on. What a patriot she is.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
You gotta be careful, though, because don't they have hella
like STD's floating around.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I've heard I've heard it those like, uh, you know,
sun City, you know, whatever village just one or wherever
people move.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
To you when they get old villages right in Florida,
I've heard.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
That it gets a little, uh, it can get a
little risque because no one's worried about getting pregnant.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Oh wow, we have the photos of her older gentleman
behind it.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh my god, this just looks illegal.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
He's gonna have a heart.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I mean, I am gonna go watch it later, but
it looks illegal.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I mean, like great for the guys, but my girl.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
No. But yeah, so I guess they're not worried about
getting pregnant and like nursing homes and stuff, so they're
not as careful. And and then certain things spread around
a little bit when you wouldn't necessarily think that's gonna happen.
But yeah, Wisconsin, Tiff doing God's work out here. It's
National Chili Day, National Polar Bear Day, It's Rare Disease
Day USA, Okay, and National Skip the Straw Day. Straws

(21:10):
and other plastics cause harm to marine life, so skipping
a straw for a day is potentially five hundred million
fewer straws that don't end up in landfills of the ocean.
And as we know, no paper straws, no, no, no,
absolutely not anymore. Three day not gonna happen. The Entertainer
Report after metro mooming back in two minutes. It's a

(21:31):
Fresh Show. It's Friday. Caln's entertainer report is on The
Fread Show.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
Katie Perry and Gail King are headed to space with
Jeff Beso's fiance Lauren Sanchez and three other women. Bezos
rocket company Blue Origin announced the all female celebrity crew
yesterday and his fiancee, Lauren, who is a helicopter pilot
and a former TV journalist. If you didn't know, picked
the crew who's going to join her on a ten
minute spaceflight from West Texas, so just the.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Tip to play.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
The other women are a former NASA rocket scientist, a
research scientist, and a movie producer. They will blast off
sometime this spring aboard a new Shepherd rocket, Fred, who
were you referring to?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
So is Bezo's girlfriend gets she's leading the what are
they calling it? Women? It is some kind of a
female theme, and so she's picking who gets to go.
But of course his girlfriend gets to go. Yeah, because
she's you know, the captain of the ship or whatever.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well that's I mean, that's a perk.

Speaker 8 (22:28):
You gotta get perks from who you're dating, right, I guess, yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Jeff bezels blow up is one of the greatest of
all times. It's the greatest of our generation. I mean,
if you look at him twenty some years ago in
his little office with his spray painted Amazon logo, the
dude now with his you know, billion dollar vote and
completely jacked. Yep, it's a different dude. And the girlfriend
now she wouldn't even look twice at him before. Oh,
and now she's going into spaceship that he paid with

(22:54):
Katie Perry, Like, I just didn't have that on my
bingo card, and I was wondering, I think, wow, when
I heard this story, I'm like, did they call a
bunch of celebrities and say do you want to go
to space or did she just pick the people that
she hangs out with She well.

Speaker 8 (23:05):
I don't know if she hangs out with them, but
she did pick the entire crew.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
That's going up with her. So, I mean, I don't
know how Gail King works into it.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, because she has a TV well, she's Kale King.
I mean, I respect you. Of course she has that
CBS TV show.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
She is very random to me, Katie.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
They wanted some TV coverage, I guess, so the you
know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Smart ladies night. Yeah, it's Latest night. How many tampons
will they send them up with?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Ten minutes?

Speaker 10 (23:31):
Right?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Seventy eight?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Easily, that's what you guys need, right right?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Ten minutes? Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Zndanaz joined Shrek five as Felicia, the daughter of Shrek
and Fiona. Universal and dream Works dropped a teaser yesterday,
and back in twenty seventeen, she actually tweeted I watched
Shrek too often in my adulthood and celebrating the news
after her casting. Shrek's official social media accounts reposted that tweet,
writing this aged well, so you know some gen z
interned to their big one. Shrek five drops December twenty

(24:01):
third of next year, a quarter century after the og
animated smash was released. I mean I saw that in
theaters and I was like young And now we're still
going with Shrek five.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I think you lost me after the first one. But hey,
go off. Not a Shrek girl.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
I love s Okay, love Shrek Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I love a man.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
THET word every week, every week. Yes, you know. I
like my man, A little ugly, ugly man. He's so
nice though.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
He's tall.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh sweet, he's tall.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
And once again, Justin Timberlay canceled his concert in Columbus
shortly before it was set to begin last night, and
an Instagram post, he wrote that he went into sound
check battling the flu and it got the best of him.
Columbus was the final stop on his US stretch of the.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Tour, but we've seen this become a pattern with him.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
The Instagram post went out around seven to twenty and
the concert was set to kick off at Nationwide Arena
at seven thirty pm. Oh my god, I just like,
I'm sorry, but if you don't feel what you got
to call it earlier than that.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Right, And he knew that he was sick in sound
check earlier in the day, So like, why did you wait? People?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Book flights, pay for parking, pay for parking your seat thoughts, babysitters.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
I mean, Jason would have been there for three hours,
all right, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Fun fact about Jason this morning, by the way, it
hasn't been mentioned yet, is that you arrived early. And
the setup for your birthday is a little set about
there on the porch right outside with some balloons and
some hats and things. Because these guys do birthdays greater.
You guys are amazing about birthdays. Jason started blowing up
his own balloons. Yeah, because he saw they weren't blown
up yet, because that's just who you are.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
So bad for Bella, she was on the Struggle buzz
so well, Yeah, because I didn't want to blow him
up the day before because our engineer somehow is now
cleanings throwing our possessions out.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
By the way, you want to see everything from Jason's birthday,
We're going to post it Instagram. Fred Show, Radio, Blue
Sky and Twitter are the same. The frend Show TikTok
if you love waiting by the phone, and then you
can search the Fred Show on demand on the Free
New and proved iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
By the way, the space tampon reference was that in
nineteen eighty three, Sally Ride became the first woman American
woman in space for one week she was going to
be up there, and they sent a hundred tampons NASA did.
Seems like over It seems like overkilled in me. But
I guess, you know, I mean, what do I know?

(26:21):
Not much about that honestly, but that would be overkilled
by what three times?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Assuming we don't have to get into it, but like,
assuming you really needed them, that's still overkilled by like
three times, isn't it? Sure? Yes.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I actually saw a brain surgeon the other day.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Was asked if we could go to the bathroom with
one in, and he said that we had to take
them out, and I was really coming. I was like, wait,
don't you have to do the entire body?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
When you go to medical school, I will say that
was a misnomer that I had until I had friends
who were physicians, which was like I was under the impression,
honestly as a kid, that every doctor knew everything. So
for example, my dad's best friend is an ortho ex surgeon.
Don't call him and ask him about a cold or something.
He'll literally be I don't know, ask ask a medicine

(27:07):
doctor about that. Like literally the guys like you want
to talk about like a shoulder or knee. And even
then my mom had her shoulder down. He's like, I
did knees. Knees were my thing, Like I know he
knew about it, but he didn't really do them because
he had a partner that did the shoulders. So he's like,
if it were your knee, we could talk about that
all day, but I don't really do that, you know.
But my thing is like I was blown away by
this course, Like what do you mean you don't know

(27:29):
you're a doctor.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's like they have a niche.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well, they do what they do right, like.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Specialist a specialist, which almost like a ni So.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's almost like it's almost like people only do bones
and people only do hards.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
You said shoulder and.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Knee, like orthopedic surgeons do bones and joint.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Correct, but are my thick.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
See what you're saying, No, there are people who do
like and the no like like micro specialty. Like I
see what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
You know, you're exactly right, but I almost like they
pick a favorite.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
But you're a neurosurgeon, what is going on with you know,
my running nose? And it's like, uh, well unless it's
like brain smegma coming out of your notes and I
don't know, then go to a go to a medicine doctor.
Somebody else will tell you. I just thought I thought
every doctor knew everything, and I was very much st
to learn that you don't. And then I realize why.
It's because well, there's a lot to know, and like

(28:26):
you only made you only might do you know in
a rotation, if you're going to be a psychiatrist, you
might do. I don't know what it is six months
of this and six months of that, and three months
of this and three months of that. So I mean,
you know, because you're working on your your focus is
on just psychiatry stuff, so you don't necessarily know what
a sinus infection. I don't know. Maybe you forgot no.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
But in their defense, I mean, look how many underwear
we packed to go for it overnight?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
That is true. You know, most women I know are
like three or four pair underwear per day, right, And
so you go on a week long trip with seventy
eight pair of underwear and it's like, yes, I do.
But in your defense, most of you have like little
kind of little underwears, so like my underwears are like
basically shorts. They're boxer briefs, so they take up room.
You guys could take thirty thongs and put them in

(29:15):
a big ball and stick them in a little bag,
And yes, sir, and then you know, so I guess
I would too if I if I could, if I
could take thirty thongs with me, I may as well
you can. I'm believing maybe maybe, I mean because I
do that. By the way, like if I have a
big bag, like I'm going somewhere today, I'm going to
West Palm today, right, and I'm gonna be gone for
a week, and I have a huge bag, and so

(29:36):
I just fill the bag because it's like, well, I
may as the bag's big. I got to carry this thing,
I may as well fill it up. I don't I
promise you I won't wear half the stuff that's in there.
But the bag was big, so I may as well.
What if I need this? What if I need that?
What if I need this? So I can see why
if you had extra room, some more shonies in there,
all right, let's two blogs. Next, Waiting by the Phone

(29:57):
is new that's coming up. The Friday throwback dance parties
on the as well. Katy Perry's going to space. It's
the Fred Show. Yeah, they talk better than these are
the radio blocks on The Fred Show. By the way,
we are not off next week. I'll be working from
West Palm because everybody knows we need some quality control

(30:21):
down there. I mean it's cold where we are. That
has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Though.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I don't want people to think I'm going down there
because it's spring break time, but like I look, the
bottom line is we're new in West Palm on Wild
ninety five to five. It's very important, that very important
that one of us I nominate myself goes down there.
I volunteer a tribute. Gotta go down there and got
to sort it out, make sure everything's going right, make
sure everybody can hear us. Okay, make sure everybody knows
us down there. I gotta go see Mark and Mark

(30:47):
and Jason.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
I saw your speedo in your bag and Megan and.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I gotta put this on. I got a new speedo
and I was like, you know what, time for some
quality control in Florida.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
So I'm gonna go down there. I gotta make sure
these as you're doing what they're supposed to be doing,
because last I heard, we're not even up anywhere near
thirteen listeners down there. I think we're still at about two,
which is more than they've had. So I think that's good.
I think that's good. Anyway, let's do a blog, shall we?
Audio journalist calling to take it away?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Thank you so much to your blog.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
So you guys know that you know, I go to
therapy and one thing that I'm trying to do get
better at is get things done. Okay, you know me
that I get so distracted and you go see it
here every morning, so you first hand have that experience
with me, like literally firsthand. And what happens is I'll say, oh, yeah,
to be like can you do this or grab this?
And I'm like yeah, I'm on it, And next thing
you know, I'm looking out the window.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I'm just like now, because.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I've always asked you to look at the window, like Colina,
would you go take a look at the window, just
let me know what.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
You say, Like you'll need something, right, I'm like yeah, okay,
it for you, no problem. And then I get up
and I'm just doing things I'm not supposed to be doing.
I get very distracted. I'm looking out the window and
that's you know, news to us. Yeah, well, well you
know you know where they go.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Thanks for killing me in.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Now you know where I'm going alf the time.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
I'm just kidding. So I want to start something new
where I was like, well, what can I do to
get more organized?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Right?

Speaker 6 (32:03):
And I do bring up Jason a lot in therapy,
and I go, you know, one of my best friends,
Like he's so good.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
At like this thing where he's just like he gets
it done in the moment.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Right.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
If you say, hey, Jay, can you.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Help me with this whatever, He'll be like I gotta
do now, or I just I won't do it, and
not because he doesn't want you, because he'll forget.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
And I'm like, maybe that's my issue.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
I just forget and I say I'm gonna do this
and do that, let me grab this, and I just forget.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
So then I heard this turn brain dump where.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Like I kind of do on our prep sheet, I
kind of just dump ideas and thoughts.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
It is my diary because sometimes I'm like, wait, what
ex thatactly We're supposed to do with that? Because we
haven't a sheet. Everyone writes down their ideas for the
show every day and sometimes I'm like, what what was
that for you or for us? Or do you realize
everyone can see that?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Or but I highly recommend it, like if you can
brain dump, wherever, you can brain dump.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
But so what's on your brain dumb right now? Because
you have the little piece of paper right in front
of you. I just like to see, like.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
It's nothing too crazy.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
It's just like things that I had to get done
that I hadn't gotten done for years. When I moved
into my house a year ago, I was supposed to
hang photos.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
So we wrote down hang photos.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
I said, print photos and even print like me, PNT
photos and then hang them.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I said.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Drop off bottle to Janie was my tenant and my
one of my friends.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I had an.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Acus spates for her for her birthday. I give, I give,
I give good good bottle to do. Yeah, oh yeah,
you know the best of the best. And what else
did I have here?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Uh? Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Call Jason.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
I don't know what I had to call you. I
had to call you about something.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Did you do it.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I did.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, I think it was about yesterday.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
We figured out some some cool stuff speaking of West
Palm and all.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Our we're doing some work, so we're writing things down
now that we need to do.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I think it's gonna help me, you guys. I also
did cross out things I didn't get done, so I'm
kind of lying to myself at.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Crossed out stuff you didn't do. No, what did you
cross out that? Why did you cross out if you
didn't do it? I'm not really sure.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I said update Amazon. I don't know what that even means.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
But I crossed the doc because I'm like, I don't
want to do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, I got a.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Store from.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Paul that reminds me of a story that it's I
have it here somewhere, I'll find it. I'll do it
next hour. But basically the gist is that people lie
to themselves. They cheat and lie to themselves, Like with
games and tasks and things. They'll go and like look
up the answer and then use the answer and then
convince themselves that they got it right. So like in
everyday life as humans, we cheat ourselves but then convince

(34:19):
ourselves that we are actually smarter than like I'll explain later,
but that's what I feel like. If you write something
down and then you don't do it and cross it out,
it's like, look how efficient I was today.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
But I'm lying to myself a little bit. But I do.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
I do move them to the next page because I
like a fresh page every day. So maybe my crossing
out is a reflection of like, we're going to try
this again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
But I feel you.

Speaker 8 (34:43):
I have so many lists that I start and I
just start a new list because everyone tells me to
write list because I am also very adhd and like
I just keep starting lists and then I lose the
list and then I don't know, but I try to
have one.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Like get spit done day and like it's.

Speaker 8 (34:58):
Just like I just go really hard, like just cross.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
The stuff off, and then you know, I'm like Jason, though,
I have to.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I have to do it right now. I have to
respond to the email right now. I have to do
the task right now, because the truth is it's not
because I want to, but because if I don't, I'll
probably forget.

Speaker 8 (35:12):
But how do you not get distracted when you start
doing that task, like even opening my phone to like go, okay,
I got an email Jason about this. There's five other
things that distract me, and then I forgot. Yes, I
mean I do, but you're amazing. Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Thank you. No, No, it's because I'll just forget. I
just won't do it. So I have to do it
right now, which is its own level of crazy.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
But if you can't, then like write it down right
home and cross it off.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Even if you dross it off like right now after
the show, you guys, I got to go to the
bank for a check.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I gotta go write a check like you cross that
one off already.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
No, you know I did it, okay, because you haven't
done it yet, not the.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Od at end of day.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Well, Plus, it's very satisfying when you do it and
cross it off. So I do love that about a
list because when you actually do it and then you
feel like you earn the right to cross it off,
that's a very fulfilling thing. Yes, it is, unlike when
you just cross it off when you didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'll stop lying myself.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, stop lying me yourself more. Fredshaw next Fred show
is out what O three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number
one hit me music station. All the tickets today. We
have so many things where right in front of me. Well,
I got lots of sheets. See look at this, I
got lists. Now I gotta cross stuff out. Kendrick Lamar tickets, Halsey, Nickelback,
The Fray, Haulsey at seven to fifty five, Nickelback at

(36:27):
eight forty, the Fray at nine o'clock. You want those tickets?
Got the Friday Throwback dance party? That's after eight waiting
by the phone in just a couple of minutes and
six hundred and fifty bucks with showby Shelley in the showdown,
her last day before she goes off to have a
little baby boy maternity leaving Kiky's taken over. And we
decided yesterday that your record in this game, Kiki, will
be well. I decided somewhere in the vicinity of forty

(36:49):
wins and twenty losses.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
But what did Caitlin say, What did you say you
are the gambler?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, I said, I think didn't I say fifty one.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Or two wins on a sixty games?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
My two wins one or fifty two wins?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
So she's only gonna lose eight times, I think so
in three months.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
That would be not quite Shelley's pace, but like that
would be Shelley esque type performance.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
She believes in me. I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I did not say that. I still gave you a
winning record. I still said forty and twenty, that's six.
I still that's a winning record. That's really good.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I like her a good better, a good better.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's what I heard too. I like her a good better.
I think you said I like her record better, but
I heard I heard I like a good better too.
That's what I heard. And then next week Tate McCrae
and guys, Creed Creed Creed tickets you guys next week on.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
The Fred Show, Wow, take me to church.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
We did it.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
We need it.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
If we did it, Joe, we got tickets. That's gonna
rope them all in.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
And I promise I worked for this moment.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
No one and tell or don't tell anyone in case
you want better on the windows creeching, keep them to yourself.
It's the Fred Show. Hey, wake up, you can learn
Chinese in less than thirty minutes. Apparently, mew me out.

(38:23):
Fred's show is on. It's coming along great. He that
was back when you thought you needed to learn mandarin
so that you could used whatever TikTok alternative.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
There was the most stressful seventy two hours of my life.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Wow, Kiki, don't worry though, it's back. It's here to say.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yes, don't give me flashbacks.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, no, I won't do it. Morning Caitlin, Good Morning,
Jason Brown's birthday, Morning Jason Brown. Hello, Special guests abound.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Oh gosh, Jace Sour, I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
You should be. Oh he Kiki, Morning Show. Bees is
about to have a baby. But you gonna play this
game first six hundred and fifty bucks. I wasn't sure
if she was gonna make it the whole week. I
thought maybe a little baby's gonna walk out early. I'm
still predicting early. I want I say two days early,
and you said three. Yeah, yep, we'll see. We'll see
about your gambling prowess.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
Well, listen, Fred, I'm only a football gambler.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Well I don't know, but there is no football so
as a true gambling as an addict. Yeah, you're gonna
have to. This is what happens if you go on
those sports betting websites. They figure out a way to
keep it moving all year long. You want to bet
on bowling. You want to bet on golf, You want
to bet on pickleball, rock, you want to bet on rock,
paper scissors. You can do it. You can do it.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
No, keep it going until next football seas.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
There's most true gamblers I know can't. She's leave it, okay,
super Bowl I guess I won't gamble now for eight months,
Like I don't think that's how this works. No, live
up to your name. I will.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I'll be an addict for you.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Please, Yeah, try harder? Okay, you would.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Six hundred and fifty bucks in the showdown A new
waiting by the Phone's next? Why if somebody get ghost?
Did the Entertainment Report this hour as well? What are
you working on?

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Usher is doing something really cool for college kids and
it kind of makes me jealous.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
And it's almost an hour of commercial free freend show
starts right now, New Benson Boone. Sorry, I'm here for
someone else. That's a long title, rolls off the tongue.
Check it out. I've ever been left waiting by the phone.
It's the Fred Show. John, good morning, Welcome to the show.
How are you.

Speaker 12 (40:23):
I'm great, I'm glad I was able to get in
touch with you.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, well we are too so far. I mean, it's
only been about five seconds. So I'll tell you in
a few minutes if I'm so happy you got in
touch with us. But what's going on with this woman?
Stacey on waiting by the phone? So you you met her?
We got to know how you met, about any dates
you've been on, kind of give us all the backstory,
and then where things are now.

Speaker 12 (40:43):
Well, I thought things were great. We met on one
of the apps and everything was fine.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
We matched, thought it was cool.

Speaker 12 (40:50):
Her and I had like flirty banter and it started,
you know, going really well. So I thought i'd take
her out on our first date, you know, and we
went out for drinks and everything seemed promising and then
she ghosted me and I really don't know why, and
I'm calling to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, so you guys go out for drinks, and I mean,
the conversation was good. These are all the same questions
I always ask and I always get the same answers,
But it really like the conversation went well. We stayed
away from any kind of crazy topics. We you know,
we had a nice time. We felt there was chemistry.
You know all that stuff. No weird stuff. You didn't
pick your feet at the table, you didn't show up

(41:26):
in a pint my ride car. You didn't know no
sort of a drug deal in the parking lot. I
mean all the things we've heard over the years, none
of that.

Speaker 12 (41:33):
No, we just hung out and talked about music, and
I think you know, she had a great time.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I was a little confused. It was fun and funny.
I mean, she's really funny. So yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Really want to know what I did wrong or what
I could do to fix it.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Maybe see her again sometime, right, because you liked her,
and nobody wants to be ghosted, and especially you kind
of want to know for at least closure. I guess,
like what you did that made something. I want to
call you because now I'm afraid to go out with anybody.
Oh now, I don't be like that. You know I'm
doing okay, Right, we'll talk maybe be like that. You
actually got a very good point. You're right back to

(42:10):
what I said before. Let's see if I'm happy that
we spoke in a few minutes, because sometimes at the
end of these I feel kind of filthy. But let's
see what happens. We're gonna play a song. Come back,
call Stacy. You'll be on the phone, and we're gonna
try and work this out, figure out why she may
be ghosting you, and hopefully we can fix it and
set you guys up on another date that we pay for.
Sound good. Thank you so much. That sounds great. Let's
see what's going on. Part two of waiting on the

(42:32):
phone right after this song ariana Grande back in two minutes.
The Fred Show is commercial free a Grande. It's the
frend Show. Good morning, Hey, John, I mean okay, let's
call this woman Stacy. You guys, you went on a
date a drink state after meeting on one of the apps,
and you felt like everything went well. You talked about music,
you talked about various things that you thought maybe you
had in common. You thought everything was flowing, except you

(42:53):
have not heard from this woman since the day. You've
reached out tried to plan another one, and you don't
know why. Yeah, that's about it. Well, let's call Stace.
See now, good luck, John, thank you?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Hi is this Stacy? Yeah, Stacy? Hi, good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling for the Fred Show, the
morning radio show, and I have to tell you that
we are on the radio right now and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can which
have for a little bit, do you mind? Okay?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Okay, Well thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I know it's a little bit strange, but you can
hang up any time. We're calling on behalf of a
guy who reached out to us. He says he met
you on a dating app and he went out recently.
His name is John. Do you remember John?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (43:37):
I do.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Okay, all right, well, can you tell us kind of
about that, like what happened with John?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
You guys, he's just he's obsessed with John Mayer, like
like uncomfortably obsessed John Mayor.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
It's John may Yeah, the singer.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, this singer, like this singer. I mean it was
all right, well okay, So we met on the apps
and he was like really cute, and you know, we
hit it off. And before we met he sent me
like a John Mayer song and I was like, oh, okay,
like I'll I'll send him a song that I like too,
and I you know, just thought nothing of it, you know,

(44:25):
And then we met up for the date and he
was just wearing a John Mayor concert t shirt and
still I thought, Okay, this is normal. He likes Sean Mayor,
like you know, what are you gonna do? And then
it just kind of turned around quickly when he mentioned

(44:45):
that he's been to the John Mayor concert ninety three times.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
And kept nine ninety three times.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
He then kept finding like I mean, he kept finding
reasons to bring him up with anything, anything like a
Beyonce song Camp comes on in the bar and he
tells me, oh, you know that John Mayer has a
great cover of this, like we couldn't even talk about
another artist.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Like then I.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Noticed on his log screen it's John Mayor.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Okay, yeah, that's like it's like boyfriend or something like
together too far.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
And the way yeah, and the way he was talking
about him was like they were friends, you know, it's
just you know. My final straw was when I commented
and I was like, oh, what a coincidence? You know
you like John Mayr. It was you know that you
have the same name as him, You're like johna guys
he told he told me he changed his name no

(45:53):
legally to honor John Mayor. No.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I mean, I oh my god, let me you know what,
let me bring John aka John not Mayor and who's
ubsessed with John mayor who you went on a date
with John? Yeah, he's your background screen on your phone.

Speaker 12 (46:15):
I'm a fan. I don't know what else to say.
I don't know why it's such a big deal. You know,
everyone has a favorite artist.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
You're a stand.

Speaker 12 (46:22):
Like Swifties telling me, told that they're two upset with Taylor, right,
I mean, why why can't I be a fan of
John Mayer.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I didn't change my name.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I mean a lot.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
I haven't gone to change my name legally because of it.
I mean, I've thought about it. I've thought about changing
my name too well, I mean something far more contemporary,
like Elvis. I thought about becoming just but it's already
in Elvis in radios. I can't do that. No, but
I've considered. I've considered changed my name to many, many
things that I'm a fan of.

Speaker 12 (46:53):
No, my regular my original name, and John's not abnormal,
And I thought, why not just continue honoring.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
By the way it is. It's not abnormal to be
named John. It's a little abnormal to change your name
from Frank to John or whatever it was because you
are a fan of someone. I mean, yeah, more power
to you, But it sounds like it's over the top here,
like what does your house look like? Is it like
concert posters? And uh? I mean I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
You have a lock of his hair? Like what's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I have all those records and I have like a
John Mayer room, you know in my room? Right? Yeah,
A lot of people would have them. Okay, So all right, Look,
the guy likes John Mayer. There are guys that like golf,
There are guys that like sports teams, there are guys
that like, you know, all kinds of different things. Okay,
and he likes John Mayer. Other than that, did you

(47:43):
like him, Stacy? Like? Or was was it just overwhelmingly?
We couldn't talk about anything else.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Let's put it this way. I now know more things
about John Mayer than I do about what's your real?
What was your about John? Okay? I just know more
about John Mayer now, and it feels I don't know.
I think I think you actually want to date John
mayor if I'm being completely honest.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Would you would you? I mean, are you into that idea?
Like what if we can hook you up with John Mayer?
Would you be down? Could you guys do that? I
would be lucky to get John Mayer. Honestly, so, you
like women primarily, but you would date John Mayy if
given the options to like it's it's women plus John
Mayer is sort of your your area of interest, and
I've never thought about another man.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
But if there was like a celebrity pass to be dead,
I guess it would be John Mahyer.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay, wow, hall pass for John Mayor. I got it,
I got it? All right, Well, look, would you consider
another date with not John Mayer? Stacy? What'd you think
about that?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
As there are worse things than to be obsessed with.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
This is pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You could tone it down. What's your favorite John Mayor song?
I mean, if you had to pick one, there's just
so many.

Speaker 12 (48:55):
Well, I'd like to say my favorite song is slow
Dancing in a Burning Room. But that how this relationship
starting to feel?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Well? Wow? Well at least, hey, at least there's a job.
There's got to be a John Mayer song for you
to listen to that will help you through this time,
you know, this difficult time that you're going through.

Speaker 13 (49:15):
I'll listen to his entire catalog on repeat today. Okay
through this moment? Okay, all right. Wow, well, sac thank
you for your time. Good luck out there, John, good
luck to you. Will work on that meet and greet too.
But I'm a little afraid. Actually, I don't think I
want to. I don't think I want us attached to
the John Mayor meet and greet. I'm a little afraid
of what you might do.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I just want a lock of his hair and to
play his guitar and hang out. Yeah, so we're not
doing We're not going to be doing that. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Good luck to both of you. Okay, thank you so much.
The Entertainment Report with Kaylen Ease up next and six
hundred and fifty Bucks with Show is Shelley in the Showdown.
Both in the next ten minutes. Fred Show See this
song messes me up because it goes book and then

(49:57):
it's me, and then it's me. It's like, oh hi, sorry,
it's me. It's the Friend Show, Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,
The Entertainer of Port in just a Moment, and The
Show by Shelley Showdown, the final one before she goes
off to have her baby boy. Six hundred and fifty
bucks is the Price Kiki takes over Monday Jason's birthday
is today. Yeah, Mystery Guest number one. The theme today,

(50:18):
by the way, mystery crushes.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Okay, what? Okay?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Scary? So you I don't know what do you want
to start guessing? Who you think it is? I don't
like mystery. If I were to tell you that I
have one of your I would what would you say?
Top three? Oh? Yeah, easily, top three? Mystery crushes on
the phone right now? Yes, extremely famous this person. I'm
a little surprised we were able to book this person.

(50:46):
Who would you guess it might be? No, I don't
want to make me play this game. You really aren't.
We will guess. You really won't guess.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
I don't know, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I want a second. My hands are sweating. I was
trying to get I was trying to get his theme song.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
My boyfriend of fourteen years. Let's go with Oh, that's
a very safe guess. That's a very safe guess. But
here is the theme song.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Ladies and Gentlemen on Jason's birthday, Mystery Guest number one
Live from Raleigh, North Carolina.

Speaker 15 (51:24):
Trevor Marini, Good morning, Trevor, good morning, Happy birthday, Jason Brown.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Oh, I like to get a little deep with that.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Well, this is what he did. Hey, Trevor's on a
syndicated radio show now, so I'm surprised we're not like
in the studio. I'm surprised you to have some kind
of satellite link. But for those of you who don't know,
Trevor Moriney is our boss in Raleigh, North Carolina, which
is what makes this even more strange. Jason openly sexually
harasses the boss. We just took a training on this, Okay,

(51:59):
like you supposed to do that.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Hey, I haven't caught a case yat.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Trevor marine you very very fine looking, very talented man
who happens to be our boss in Raleigh on on
G one oh five. So you guys take it away.
I mean, what would you like to say to him?
It's your birthday. You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Oh I can? Okay?

Speaker 15 (52:18):
Hey, I mean, look, you say that one.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
It's not your birthday, so whatever. Normally it leads in
the training videos it's the boss harassing the employees, right exactly,
But not here we're.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Up in the script. You know, we're claiming it.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
How did your life change, Trevor when you met Jason?
I'd like to know, and I know you're happily married
to Haysus, also beautiful human being. But Jason has no
problem just openly harassing you right right in front of him.
I don't know if you got last I heard has
Sus coudn't even listen to the program because he was
so upset about Oh no.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Jesus is like, I don't care, say good.

Speaker 10 (53:02):
Now.

Speaker 15 (53:02):
My life has just changed, you know, obviously one hundred
percent for the better. Yea, myself, my self esteem has
gone so far.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
It's been amazing so far, one hundred percent improved.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Look what you're doing for people, Jason. Look what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
How do you think we got so successful? You know,
like I had you luckily you made it easy with
your beautiful face.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
No offense to you, but you hear how we talked
to Tony Trovado. Man, Oh my god, Oh wow?

Speaker 15 (53:43):
Am I number? Am I number three? And he's number two?
Or he's number one? Oh well no right, no you're
number one. Yeah, you're on the phone. So I love you, daddy,
trev I love you too. Happy birthday, Thank you, Trevor.
I love you, We appreciate you. We have thirteen listeners now,

(54:05):
in Raleigh, North Carolina as well. It took a long time,
but that's because of you, man, That's because you decided
to go ahead and push the on button every day
as opposed to just playing Celinda on.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And we appreciate that. Some days, some days we're up.
Some days you're on in Raleigh.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Some days you know the satellite.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, some days we don't pay the internet bill. But
I mean that's where we were. You know, it makes
perfect sense, doesn't it. Hey, have a great day, man,
thanks for calling. Thanks, Happy birthday, Jason. Thank you. Okay,
good Now turn off your radio because next hour, the
next mystery Crush is on the Freas Show.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
All right, have to start out with a serious story
to do that. After that high that Jason was on.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
But on Wednesday, we of course lost Gossip Girl and
Harriet the Spy actress Michelle Track Gimberg and as you know.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Or you know, as you know already, but we may
never know her cause of death.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
So one day after her poor mom found her thirty
nine year old actress daughter unconscious and unresponsive, she was
actually pronounced dead in her Manhattan apartment, but the Medical
Examiner's Office confirmed that her cause of death was ruled
undetermined and we may never know, actually, because Michelle's family
objected to an autopsy, so if you didn't know. In

(55:19):
New York, families are able to decline an autopsy due
to either religious beliefs of the deceased or next of kin,
or if they're not interested in knowing the cause of death,
and it can only be required if the medical examiner
deems it necessary or in cases with quote compelling public necessity,
like being in part part of a criminal investigation or

(55:40):
being a threat to public health. I always think it's interesting, though,
when families don't want to know, but I guess you know,
what's done is done. And like I mentioned before, she
did have that liver transplant, so maybe they feel like
they already know. I do think she may have died
in her sleep, which may be some consolation to her
family as well, and the NYPD did confirm that her
death was not under investigation or listed as suspicious. Switching

(56:04):
gears to a happier story, Usher is set to deliver
the keynote addressed at Emory University's one hundred and eightieth
commencement in May twelfth, is what he's going to be
doing that and during the ceremony, he's also going to
get an honorary a Doctor of Humane Letters degree from
the university, which is really cool if you didn't know.
His new Luk nonprofit helps underprivileged teens find their passions.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
And finish their education. And so he's just really doing
amazing work.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
The organization's Leadership program actually partnered with Emory University their
Business School, which is an intensive, four hundred hour program
focused on preparing high school students for college.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
By the way, amazing odds, one hundred.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Percent of Leadership Academy participants graduate high school and ninety
eight percent go on to college. So he's really doing
God's work. And you know he's going to get his
little honorary degree. Emory is in every is in Atlanta.
Oh okay, I didn't know that. I don't know why
I was thinking New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
That's Tu Lane.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
You're right, you are correct, Yes, okay, which I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Oh is that what they say green? Well, that's sir mascot,
the green wave, Tu Lane. I don't know what that
is exactly, like I think it's an actual wave. I
don't know. Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm so intimidated, but well, yeah, great mascot.
By the way, Queen Latifa will perform a tribute to
the late Quincy Jones at the Oscars. Executive producer Raj
Kapor said, it's a beautiful moment and we think it's
going to be very celebratory and make everybody feel really good. Quincy,
of course, pasted in November at the age of ninety
one due to pancreatic cancer. The Oscars are set to

(57:35):
be hosted by Conan O'Brien on ABC and streaming live
on Hulu. That's Sunday, March second, Depending on where you are,
the time will be six or seven and some other
performers are going to be Big Doja Cat Cynthia Rivo,
Ariana Grande, Ray, Lisa from Black Pink.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
I know Jason will be tuning in.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
Yeah, and if you missed any part of our show,
The Fred Show, you can catch up on every single
thing if you get the new and approved iHeartRadio app
and search The Fred Show.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Onto make you think the green wave is intimidating. I
grew up in Scott Steel, Arizona, the Scott Steel Community College.
I guess they're Juco or whatever they are. The fighting
art of chokes.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Oh, get up.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
They indeed are the fighting artichokes of Scott Steel Community College. Yeah,
the chokes. Yeah, I don't know. Terrible, I know, I know.
I try to get some gear. I tried to get
some merch. I wanted to wear it. I don't know
if they should sell it, if they don't missed opportunity. Yeah,
Showby's Shelley six hundred and fifty bucks in the Showdown.
She's our pop culture expert. She's going off to have

(58:35):
a baby next week, the final appearance before Kiki takes
over for a couple of months. Yes, Shelley's coming back.
Why because she's contractually obligated to six hundred and fifty bucks.
One thousand and nine and sixty eight is her record
five game win streak. Do you want to take her
on and win that money? Call now eight five five
three five, we'll play next the frend Show before we

(58:55):
get to Shelley. I think it's very courteous, Like all
these birthday messages for Jason Brown today, Big Mike in Raleigh,
Happy birthday, Jason, Listen to number seven. I think that's
very courteous. First of all, that you think we have seven.
Maybe we have seven. Rumor is we have thirteen officially
in Raleigh, which is crazy. I don't know if I
believe that, but I like how Big Mike has just decided,

(59:16):
you know what, I'm probably not one, but I'm certainly
not thirteen. So I'm seven in the middle. I think
that's very nice. And you know, for our Chicago friends,
you know that we've had thirteen listeners for a while
and only thirteen. Danita is number one. Everybody agrees with that.
There's no dispute about Danita being the queen in Chicago.

(59:38):
But the rest of them, they argue it out. Man.
I don't know. I think a few of those. I
think Aaron mccapy meal, I think west Loop Tom, I
think Missus Gina c. They might argue about who's two, three, four.
I don't know. I think who am I thinking of aj?
He might have something to say about this. So I'm
not getting involved with the Fred show. Do you have

(01:00:00):
what it takes to battle show biz? Shelley in the
show Biz Showdown. Hey, it's a community. We're happy to
come one. Come on, yes, everyone, everyone's welcome here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Show by Jason, Thank you so much. Shows You're welcome.

Speaker 10 (01:00:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
That was that's crush number two calling in Shelley. Yeah, Shelly, yeah,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
If you can have that baby today, we can have
the same birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
It's going to be close close, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Caitlyn says three days early. I see two days early.
What's the official do day?

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
So March six is the official to day. I feel
it's either going to be this weekend, Monday the latest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
That's what I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Monday the latest, I know. So March sixth is hanging
right on my bladder here, well that sounds undesirable. March
six is Thursday, so and I'm saying Tuesday and Caylen's
saying Monday. Yeah, so one of us is probably gonna
be right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Six hundred and fifty bucks is the price that you
are coming back, right right right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
And Kiky, thank you. I know I heard too yesterday.
You're filling in for me on my other programs, so
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
But yes, I will be coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Okay, good, all right. I just want me to be
clear about that, not that I don't think he could
do a great job, but like, let's just be real
clear about this, Yes, come back please now for the baby.
All right, six fifty one thousand and nine and sixty eight.
That's your record. You've won five straight and Elena is
taking you on today. Hi Elena, Hi, good morning. How
are you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Happy birthday, Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Thank you so much, girl, Thank you well, thank you
for listening. We appreciate you tell us about you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I am just headed to work right now, and I
am your thirteenth listener from Rowie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Hello, believe beautiful. I just want to know, Norfolk, where
are you at? Are you even on the radio there?
Salt Lake City? Are we even well? I saw the ratings.
We're not even on the air there, so, oh my god,
we have like negative feet listening there. Oh please, I
beg of you if you learned in some of these

(01:02:03):
places to tell someone. Let's play the game six fifty surprise.
Good luck, guys, Okay, good luck? All right? With all
due respect, shall I get the heck uh? Question number
one for you, Elena? Who I kind of want you
to win, Not because I want her to lose before
she has a baby. I just kind of win. Which
pop star is reportedly headed to space on an all
female Blue Origin mission. Katy Perry Real Housewife Karen Huger

(01:02:29):
has been sentenced to one year in prison for her
gui R s True or false Karen is on the
Real Housewives of Atlanta. True Zeah ray I wouldn't know either.
Zoe Kravitz says despite her breakup with her most recent
exce and former fiance, she's still a fan of his
name him Kato, which actor known for playing Jacob Black

(01:02:50):
in The Twilight Saga, is defending Selena Gomez against body
shamers on social media. Taylor Lawner and Sindaiaz joined the
cast of the upcoming Shrek movie, playing the daughter of
Shrek and Fiona. Uh is the third? Is this rather
the third? Fourth or fifth Shrek movie? Oh? God?

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Fifth?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Good job?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
By the wait it was that wasn't right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
She said fifth?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Oh she thought she's fourth? So I missharder? Okay? So
is that she got one? Two? Three? You got four?
Good score? Okay? I'm hearing stuff now, I'm hearing things.
I don't know what Jason Jason's birthday. I'm mesmerized by
him today, his beauty. I don't know what's going on.
You said it right, I messed up? Four is the
score to be?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Gotcha? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Ready, Yes, all right, which pop star is reportedly headed
to space on an all female Blue Origin mission. Katy Perry,
By the way, if you tie, this is going to
be an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
You have to work.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
You have to wait three months to play.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Real Housewife Karen Hyuger has been sentenced to one year
in prison for her DUI arrest two or false Karen's
on the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
Three.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
That is too false.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
That is false. I always say this, Ryan Potomac, Potomac Potomac,
Zoey Kravitz says, despite her, you got that right. What's
wrong with me, Zoe Kravit, I'm like giving you wrong hands.
I'm trying to make you lose. I'm trying to make
everybody lose today.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Zoey Kravit says it'spite her breakup with her most recent
ex and former fiance. She's still a fan of his
name him Channing Tatum yep, which actor known for playing
Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga, is defending Selena Gomez
against body shamers on social media. Taylor Latna, Yes and
Zendaya has joined the cast of the upcoming Shrek movie.
Is this the third, fourth, or fifth Shrek movie?

Speaker 12 (01:04:43):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
You mean the one I watch five times a week
because my daughter loves it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
I mean it's the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Fifth, Yes, one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
So we paused at seven hundred bucks and win oney
ten six game win streak. Elena did a great job.
Have to say, name is Lena. I got showed up
on the showdown.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
You know the rest.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
My name is Elena.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I got showed up on the showdown.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
And I can't hang with the Gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
That was good. You can't hang with dougut real, can't, can't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Can't, can't, can't cat Shelley going out on top.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
That was an extra. I did a little extra for
you there because I could tell you I want to
think I'm gonna have to do you can't hang with
keik you. I don't know how I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Who does boots?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Someone else have to do boot cats? I'm sure what
happened planning meeting about that Monday, Elena, Hang on a second,
have a great day. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Thank you too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
We appreciate you. All right, Shelly, Well, guys, we love you,
We wish you the best. It's gonna be great. Everything's
gonna go perfectly. The baby is gonna beautiful. We can't
wait to see him.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Thank you for putting that out there. Yes, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
So I'll miss you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
We'll miss you too, but we'll check in. Don't worry.
You can't get rid of us. No love you. We'll
check in with you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I will keep you posting.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
We love you, queen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
I love you all right, bye, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
The Friday Throwback Dance Party. It's neat more fread show. Next,
we're just missing a guy who breaks every voice of

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men song down. Yeah, hey, baby, I'm sorry. Please forgive
me for all the wrong off done and then you
gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Please forgive me, Please forgive me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I'm home. I love you. I didn't mean to get baby.
I didn't know she was an Instagram model.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Oh, I didn't know she was a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Bread show is on What a beautiful song? A beautiful song,
Ladies and gentlemen, It's Jason Brown's birthday. To day the
Friday Throwback Dance Party in just a moment with Djanny Roddick.
But first mystery crush number two? Oh boy, are you ready?
Any guesses? I actually don't know who this is either,

(01:07:19):
because I know who we tried to get I don't
know if we got it. Mystery crush number two. Hello, Hello,
wait a minute, are we lying from the gay rage? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Stop, that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
We got him to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
We got him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
We got him to call the radio station. Only took
a year. How you doing, Mike the Mechanic is here. Mike.
I know this isn't your thing, but but oh my gosh,
thank you for calling.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
You're very welcome. We had to wish Jason a happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Mike the Mechanic, Jason's partner who doesn't like to be
on the radio. We didn't think we can get him
to do it. We got him to do it. He did,
and I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
He's a mystery crush number. Hey, Mike, we don't have
to talk about mystery crush number one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Okay? So yeah, I was going to say who was
number one? It was a bit of a typo.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
It was you, It was you, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
The other guy was two and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Messing things.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So Mike the Mechanic, we love you
so much. What what is your plan for Jason today?
What are you going to do for the man?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
God, We're probably going to go off to Peppi's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I love it. I'm here.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Luck.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
If you guys want to come and join us, that
would be great.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
You know, Jason's going to be hammered.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he got hammered on my birthday.
So Jason is he is no stranger to Pepe's. In fact,
he makes his own drinks there sometimes.

Speaker 14 (01:08:53):
Just right behind the markets as he does all of it,
but you don't get paid for it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Yeah, well, when's okay? Yeah it's black man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
You know what, Mike, this is very nice of you
to go, and I know it's not really your thing,
but thank you for calling.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Yeah, you're very welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
You have a great birthday, Jason, and I'll see you tonight.
Oh he's going to see you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Nice mad because I had not heard from him this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I was like you for real, by the way, if
it's going to be that kind of night, is pepe
is really the thing you do?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
No matter?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I love it, Mike the Mechanic. Thank you man. I
have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I love you guys, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I'm so glad he did that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Oh my god, that's big because he I know he's
doing that until he's had a couple of cocktails.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I don't think he's had the cocktails yet. He goes Hey,
by the way, I don't know if you knew this, Kiky,
but Jason's partner is a it's a car mechanic. Yeah
you know. I have learned that if you needed anyone
to work on your car, crunch up ready for Mystery
Guests number three?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Oh boy, my heart? Okay, Secret Crush number three, Oh boy, Okay,
we had him on hold.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Now we don't have him on hold anymore. I guess
we're having extensive conversations with secret We need to put
Secret Guests number three on hold. There he is, You
need to put him back on hold to put it
on hold. And we picked him up again, and now
we don't have him anymore. We don't have Secret Guest
number three anymore. Broken, Secret Guests Crush number three?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Is it happening?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Is it not happening? What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
You have to guess?

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
I don't was your third crush?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
It's not Anderson Cooper.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
I couldn't get it was gonna be my guess. Well
we tried. Okay, he wasn't available. He's busy. Yeah, he's
still sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I think he's I don't know where he is. He's
defending crime somewhere. I don't. I just made him into
Superman somehow. But he's got his cape on somewhere right now,
he's got his uh, he's got his his rain jacket
that sends you in the back, you know. No, No,
you're right. That was David Meir. Sorry, I hold on,

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report is on the press. Just kidding, I guess now
we do have Secret Guest number three. Hello, Secret Guests,
Mystery cuss number three. Identify love? Is it? May's mare?
Wait a minute, why are you on the phone. You
can't just walk down here. Hello, I was gonna walk
down here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
But do you guys have a mic from me? Well,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
The game the quist show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Out of our window, the wrack of window.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Come on, Mary, I'm just being creepy, right, okay, Marius,
Ladies and gentlemen. Maris is one of our colleagues, Jason's
secret crush number three, and he is on Rock ninety
five to five in Chicago. And he has a deeper voice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Than I do. So you can get going now. It's
nice seeing you. Oh, I will turn I'll turn it on. Yeah,
that helps hear your voice. I appreciate that.

Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
That makes three radio stations this morning. Oh my god,
I've been all over the place, but happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:12:09):
I gotta shout out Jason because he's one of the
best work husbands a person could ever have. He gets
mad for stuff that I don't even realize I should
be mad about, and he's fin and then I'll come
up in the email and be like, oh, Jason handled it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Yeah, I got your back.

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
So I always appreciate you. This has been an amazing
eight year friendship. I know you don't brag about hanging
out with people outside of work, but we hang out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
We do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Y go ahead and say it for me. Hey baby,
I'm sorry, Please forgive me for all the run up.
You don't know this, but Mary's is actually the guy
from Boy to Actually he's the guy that's spoke in
the Boys to Men's songs. That's actually Mary. I was
eight when they recruited me for voice.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
But his voice sounded like that, came out talking like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
I had what I was saying in that band, but
it works. I'm trying to remember. I think it was
between seventh and eighth grade that I went My voice
started to sound like this when was it for you?

Speaker 10 (01:13:09):
In fifth grade engine, I would be answering the phone
and the bill collectors would be like, oh, can we
speak to mister Marris And I'd be like this is
his son where We're like, oh, absolutely not, you're lying
to me, and I was like, I don't know what
you want me to do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Click. I think all the men know about this, But
Marris was the kid who had underarm hair in fourth grade.
He was that kid.

Speaker 10 (01:13:30):
I was undersized for what my voice was when I
was Yeah, so it was just like a very tiny
frag Maris with a very low voice, and it threw everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
That would throw me off too. No, but like I remember,
there was always the one kid. If you're a boy,
you know probably girls too. But there was the one
kid that had like a beard in fourth grade, and
I'm like everybody was figured that wash. Oh no, I
still can't. Well, it's lovely you've managed to harass to
people now company and that that one straight.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
That's why that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
I appreciate every time you call me daddy. In a meeting,
you called him that too.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
I off really bad to them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
I thought that was commercial marriage. Thank you for your
good sports having.

Speaker 9 (01:14:24):
His longest got a huge go, get some cinnabonds. Oh
yeahs this morning? Oh yes, everybody, And there's pizza. Nacho's
coming from Danny's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Yes, he's in the parking lot right now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Hide the cinnamon from me. What do they say? It's
you know, two seconds on your lips and eighty pounds
on your hands or something like that. You know, I
made that up a little bit. But yeah, okay, commercial
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is Bread's Fun, Fat.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Fread's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
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daytime and during summer months. Yeah, fingernails grow faster on
your dominant hand and on bigger fingers. I think it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I think it might be true.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
But shout out to my nail lady who like makes
them even then because she's got to even them all up,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
And she uses one finger to check the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Oh she does, Yeah she does. They're not the thorough
when I when I get my little my little hands done.
But I guess they're I mean, they don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
To be getting a shape, an almond shape.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
You don't know that, well, I guess you do. Look
at it. I guess you whatever you kind of you
know you have. You don't know what I do with
my hands except for when you can see them. Look
at them right more thread show next and