Radio Blogs: Keke Wants to BAN Fishbowl Cocktails

Keke was on a girls trip in Arizona and her friends suggested they get a fishbowl cocktail. After having one of these cocktails, Keke has strong opinions about them!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they say.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blocks on the Fresh Show. Everyone
else liked Zero Day, and I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I thought I thought it dragged.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The proper is the proper past tense to drag? Yeh
drug we dragged? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I love Robert Robert, don't you guys go way back here?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
You hung out with him and your mom?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
My mom did, Yeah, she said can I get a picture?
So it was Marta, Robert de Niro and a fan.
No one tells Martin no, No. I was so scared
ask for a photo. And my mom just jumped in
and said can I get a picture? And I was like,
we can't ask. They told us not to ask.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
There was a whole series of rules and Marta said no,
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
She really didn't care. She should.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
She has to start speaking in Polish and it'd be
like I didn't understand, right I did.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't understand the direction. I don't speak English. But
no one says no no.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
What I heard was that Robert de Niro asked to
take a picture with Marta.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was my understanding.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
So that was the way I heard it, And he
wasn't supposed to ask her correct it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Was how it was explained to me.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Blogs, audio journals like writing in our diaries, Kiki.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Go yes, dear blog.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
So I'm happy to be back from our hometown of Arizona.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Our hometown.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Now. It was beautiful, you know, the people were really nice.
But there is one thing that I would like to
ban from Arizona and actually all fifty states moving forward,
and that is fish bowl drinks. I don't know if
you guys have ever seen these, but it's just they
in college, y'all. Girl, We went to this place called
Lookout Tavern. You may have heard of it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
No, okay, If it has fish bowls, then.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Fole cocktails. I guess that's what they're famous for. And
the birthday girl that I was with shot out Monique.
She wanted to go to this place because of these
fish bowl cocktails. So I'm looking around, I'm like, okay,
it's a group of like six of us, you know,
so fish bowl they can have it. You know what
I'm saying, I don't want any parts of it because
in which.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Shocks me, because if there's a drink that is the
color of a highlighter, you're going to order.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It usually right yeah, but in this case, the problem
with this is that it's six different straws in this
one drink.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah. Oh, and you know somebody's back rushing.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh bro, I couldn't. I couldn't get my mind around it.
And so I'm like the whole time, I'm like, Okay, y'all,
go ahead, y'all, go ahead, I'm drink something else. I'm
gonna drink something else. And the birthday girl, I can
tell she was getting irritated with me, like she was like, well,
I just feel like we all can do.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
A fish bowl, and I'm like, why do we all
have to share the same drink?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I want it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I don't want it. It feels like there's any benefit.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
All they do is take the recipe of wondering times
six and put it in a fish bowl and then
a bunch of straws and we all got to suck
on this thing. No, the answer is no, Oh my god, no,
cring me a single serving. I don't understand why if
it tasted better because it was bigger than Okay, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It doesn't. And I knew you're just more expensive.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I know you were. At the top of mind, I said,
if anybody feels me on this is free. You are
a drummerphobe. You don't play that mess. You don't want
to be drinking after people. And so the whole time
I'm sitting there and I'm trying to stand up, I'm
trying to stand on business, I'm like, I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't want it. I don't want it. We get
this with that straw just at your mouth. People didn't, Yes,
I did.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Because I felt like I was ruining her experience with
this fishball. She wanted the whole table to drink out
of this one drink. So they get the drink. It
comes out, it looks, it looks crazy. It's a lot
of shorts going every whitch your way. So everybody's like,
I don't take purple, I'll take green. They're like okayki,
red is yours. I'm like okay. So then they start passing, right,

(03:28):
they start passing the drink to one another, and then
it's like your.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Turn, won't it? A fishball can be your first drink.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's like an end of the night thing when everyone's
like inhibitions are low and you're not thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
They can be the first cocktail.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It was the first cocktail, I would have the same way.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Oh my god. So I started like trying to skip
my turn, like go ahead, you know this to the
next girl. And then the waitress come out. I have
a sprite, you know, like I'm trying to get out
of this. And I just didn't know that this was
a thing. And I think we should just ban it
everywhere because we don't need it now.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
My mom orders a fish bull her No, no, you
tell her, no, I would never but no, I.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Agree with you.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't get it, and I guess I'm the no
fun guy, but I just don't. It's not necessary. I
can have a lot of fun with my own drink. Yeah,
it's a single serving.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Come on, guys, fishball hates to see me coming, I
will say that. And it gets even worse when it's
like the big margarita one.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
They put the beers in there upside out. Yeah, but
you order one for your strike.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, it doesn't because for you, that is a single service, correct,
But so it defeats the purpose. We're talking about eight
people sharing the same drink. You get it for yourself.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, the next time, bring your straw to mine, bring
your straw over and you.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Can have some on my fish bowl. I will share.
I don't care. Thank you. I love a fish bowl.