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Olympic events for you. So we'llget to that at nine o'clock. I
think we all know who Billy raySiris is. Yes, Oh yeah,
Achy breaky Heart. One of thegreatest mullets ever for sure of its time
anyway oof maybe ever he's the MountRushmore of mullets. Like that's who that

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was would be who you'd put ona thing, right like, this is
a mullet right right him in anearly, very early Blake Shelton. Yeah,
Blake had a great mullet. Yeah, I mean we keep going to
rock yeah right right, Gundy Gundy, Gundy the killer mullet. While I
don't know if he still has it, I hope so. I haven't seen

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any recent pictures, but he wasrock I won a couple of years ago.
That felt intention That was intentional ifI remember correctly. Sure, because
his son was said something, hewas like, okay, and he just
did it. Yeah, and themollet is trying to make a comeback.
But you think those are the threebest things that he's known for. Billy
Ray, Billy Ray Cyrus, hismullet, Achy breaky Heart, and being

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Miley Cyrus's dad. That's about it, right about it? That's three things.
That's pretty good to be worldly knownfor three things? True dead?
Are you worldly known for? Threethings? Are you worldly known for?
One thing? You see? Norma? That's not a down Lindsay or anything.
No, No, I'm not either, you know? So good good

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for Billy Billy Willie Willie Willy WillieRay. Well. I knew he got
divorced from Miley's mom, and Iknew he got remarried, but I never
paid attention enough to put everything together. He married a girl six years older
than Miley. Wow, okay,okay, I mean, but that's a

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popular thing. Seems like in Hollywoodpeople are always marrying younger popular. I
mean, does it happen? Sure? Popular? I don't know. Okay,
see it seems that way. Probablynot popular with their children. I
don't know. They may be,like I'd be happy, possibly, but
I think that they had a badrelationship after the divorce, which ones who

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Miley and her dad? Uh?I mean, I think they did already
because apparently he's quite the posh.Ok So, so this wife that you
speak of, it's his current wife, right, because apparently he's had another
one between this current one and theoriginal Tish. Hey, man, don't
question the power of the mullet.Oh wait man, hey hey, I'm

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the achy breaky guy. Oh okay, So apparently Miley's mom wasn't the first
wife. The first wife was aguy named Cindy Smith. They were married
from eighty six to ninety one,and then Tish ninety three to twenty two
and then this new one, FireRose or whatever the hell her name is,
since twenty twenty three. Well,they're going through a divorce because he's

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moving on, apparently trading in fora newer model. Huh. She got
a restraining order against him, I'msorry, the restraining order against her for
using his credit card. So he'ssixty two, she's thirty seven, and
on an audio tape he calls hera selfish, e fing b and an

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effing idiot. Apparently that has beenput in like circulating. And it comes
just weeks after a judge granted emotionto freeze her from using his credit cards
following accusations and making unauthorized charges.Okay, feels like a common thing that

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happens in Why is he starting tolook like Rob Zombie? Uh? Yeah,
it is a common thing that happensin divorce, Like, oh,
she used the credit card an unauthorizedpurchase without my consent? All right,
right, right? Because they're beingpetty. Yeah, divorce does that to
people. In two thousand and six, she moved to Los Angeles to reinvent

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herself as a country singer. Sherecorded a duet with Billy Ray in twenty
twenty one, and that's that allright? Yeah, and now they're going
to he's on tape yelling and callingher all these names, which I don't

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find that too surprising, to behonest with you. They're going through a
bitter divorce now, and I guessreally depends on who initiated divorce, but
doesn't really you know, he doesn'twant to say he's angry, he's upset.
Here's a hot take. I thinkthe whole marriage ceremony all that is

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a bunch of hoot and nanny.Well, when you how many you stand
before this group of people and inBilly Ray's scenario, three separate times and
make this statement that I and hereI now pronounce you husband and wife that
with sacred the sacred moment are nowand forever no dot no, not forever

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no, not forever no. Butfor some, well not even for some,
it's not forever. Yeah, you'regonna die eventually. Yes, that's
where that till death do us part. Not only are you gonna die,
one of you could die and you'llfind someone else. We have that discussion
often here. But I think whenthat was written, that was back in

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a time where you know, divorcewasn't, you know, as common as
it is right nowadays. You know, you were expected to be with this
person for the rest of your lifeuntil death. Do your part. Now
after you die, you could dowhatever the hell you want. This I'm
reading from his actual ceremony. Thatwas said right exactly, and that's what
I'm saying. I mean, that'sjust traditional bs right there. You know

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that was written centuries ago before divorce. You know, when divorces really looked
frowned upon. Well, no,I just wasn't talked about, right,
any people didn't live as long either, right, Yeah, you didn't get
divorced. Well, I mean Idon't know about that. It wasn't you
know, the nineteen you know,the eighteen thirties, right, But to

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me, neither was the unity candle. But that got figured out. It's
just a weird thing to say onyour third marriage. No, no this
time. Yeah, I'm not sayingyou can't have vows and you can't say
your heart felt feelings, but don'tHow many times are you gonna say now
and forever? Right? Well,no, no this time, I mean

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eventually yeah, no, no,I mean, just just stay away from
it. Just say something like I'mgonna give it my best shot. I'll
do better than last time. Yeah, I'm committed to you today. Why
the bills do right? But apparentlyto come on, you know, be

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recorded on audio saying these things abouther, and his daughter apparently called him
skanks. She does portray that skankyimage. Yeah. The clip was attained
by US Weekly, and it says, uh, I needed to leave two

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hours ago, which he's complaining toher. That's between the two of them,
and she says, no, youdidn't, you can leave. The
pair were seemingly arguing about his timingfor a performance. Get the f out
of here. He was quoted assaying, I had to go when I
was ready to go, if youhad just shut the f up. Oh,

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so they sounds love him. Iheard my wife talk to me that
way. I'd be like, what'swrong with you? Yeah, but you
guys aren't going through a bitter divorceright now. I bet your sweet ass
that when if? If not when, but if you guys went through a
divorce, she would be saying thosethings about you. Maybe not exactly those

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exact words, but some variation ofidn't rash talk would be said. I
don't know if this audio is duringthe divorce. Oh okay, okay,
okay. Yeah, if it's not, if it's like in the beginning of
the relationship, then yeah, that'sweird. She then interjects to him and
says, please stop screaming at me, and he replies with if you would

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have left left it the f alone, if you would have left it alone
when I told you it's done.Now I'm really effing pissed. Oh no,
you once again showed me you willnot listen. Oh she's a child.
He's talking to her like a child. Well, he is sixty two
when she's centered mid thirties. Idon't know who the f you think you

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are a classic line, but youwill not effing listen, he continued.
This ain't about your bracket, Thisain't about your surgery, This ain't about
nothing. This is about you beinga effing selfish bee. That sounds awesome,

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That sounds awesome. Yeah. Hearingpeople talk to each other, whether
it's a man to a woman ora woman to a man like that always
makes me super uncomfortable, Like hearingthe actual audio. Yeah, it's real,
cringey, You're like, well,I want to be a part of
this. To hear somebody be demoralizingto another human being like that that is

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supposed to be in a loving relationship. They were, there was some sham
that happened somewhere along the way.A massive yang happened to the and change
them to being a horrible individual.Yeah, one of them. Yeah,
I'm not saying she's innocent. I'mnot saying he's guilty. It could be

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equal, but something massive happened.Yeah, And it could be a number
of things. And fidelity could causethe switch, you know. It could
be just like one of them's tiredof being with the other one and the
other one doesn't want to leave.They've only been together a here. Yeah,
I know. It's like, let'sjust let's just say for a second,

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like she's the one that wants toleave, but he doesn't want to,
right, he doesn't want her toleave, But she's like, screw
this, I'm out. I'm gonnago find somebody my own age, right,
And he's like, don't go.Well, then that flips the switch,
the crazy switch in Billy's head andcauses him to lash out like this,
Yeah, not control his emotions exactly. We're mocking him for three massive

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world achievements. But in all reality, Billy ray sires, you'll find someone
else for sure, for sure,so to be you've done it multiple other
times already. Yeah, and they'retens. Yeah. No, it's not
like he's settling for you know,Brenda at the waffle house. Well,
I mean, I guess on looks, he may have gotten a ten on

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looks, but got a Brenda onpersonality, right right, right, But
we don't know that. I'm right, I'm just trying to apply that just
because they look like tins doesn't meanthey're awesome, right right, And that
could be the case. He's like, oh man, it's the old bait
and switch. You know. Youstarted off you're looking great, man,
you're a ten all the way around, and then you start getting into things
and it's like, wait a minute, right, this isn't who I think.

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I don't want to be with youright now. You're you're a selfish
bitch. And a whole other partof that about like the psyche of an
individual is if you're somebody who cheatsand you're like, oh, you're always
a cheater. No, there's justthey're not cheating. They're going to find
someone and that they won't cheat withright, So which means that you let
not you let them cheat, butyou could have possibly played a small percentage

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in the role of them cheating,right, which is a whole other mind
screw. Yeah, they'll find someonethat they don't want to cheat on.
Yeah, just like and this isn'ta great take a lot of you are'm
gonna love this, But if somebodywants to marry you, they'll do it
absolutely one hundred percent. There won'tbe like, ah, we'll get to

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it, Ah wait till we havemoney. Ah will wait too. If
you want to marry somebody, you'llgo down to the juvenile detention center.
Truth, alright, that's me canget married. I'm just I think it's
an excellent example of like, whenyou really want to do something, you
give me. And I've talked aboutthis off there there are people that do
in there are people that do notright exactly, and that applies for anything,

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not just marriage. On hundred percent, if you really want something,
if you want to take a vacationreally bad, you'll you'll make the way
to do it. You'll figure outsomehow to take that vacation. You want
a new car, you'll figure outa way to make that happen. That
goes with anything in life, butone hundred percent with the relationships. I've
found that out because I was withthe mother of my youngest boy for five

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years, four or five years,and we were engaged. Let's say we
were together five years. We wereengaged for four of those five years.
Never did get married. Same thing, Well, just gotta wait till we
got mine, right, wait tillwe come some subconscious thing was pulling you
exactly, yeah, exactly, andand and it never did happen. But
when I did get married, wewere together for a year, I proposed,

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and then we were married within thatnext year. You see what I'm
saying, Yeah, so's going tohappen, is going to happen, and
if you want it to happen,you'll make it happen regardless. Yeah.
Likewise, for me, I didn'tknow when I my first wife, we
were engaged for we were dating forsix years, and a friend of mine
got married and we were talking throughall that stuff, and he was like,

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well, at least I tried,And I was like, okay,
all right, well then I'll try, which is a stupid mentality. Absolutely,
the motive, the motive to getmarried was because why not try,
which is not the way you shouldget married in my opinion, And so
I tried. How'd that work outfor you? Uh? We were together

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six years, married and divorced ayear after we got married in February.
I filed in August. Is thatright? No? She moved out in
August, went to rehab in August. I got I filed in February April
of the next year. And somepeople would say, like, you dated
for six years before you got married. Yeah, and if you guys didn't

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get married within those six years,it wouldn't work out. You see what
I'm saying. There's some people thatwould say that, you know, you
guys waited six years. How comeyou waited six years? If you're really
ready to do it one hundred percent, you would have done it already hundred
percent. Even even if you stilllike, let's just say you were together
for a year, got married thenext year, and then divorced the next
year. Yeah, you see whatYou know what I mean six years of

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a relationship together. I think youknow whether or not you want to spend
the rest of your life with thatperson. Right. There was something that
was like ah intervention or whatever thecase may be. Yeah, and you
get and there are exceptions. Thereare two people that go, oh,
I don't want to be married,right, and they're very happy just not
being married, and then there's nevera conversation about it that obviously can work

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right, and then later on downthe road they're like, yeah, maybe
we should. Right, you canchange your mind, sure, absolutely,
But if you're just like dating dating, dating, dating, dating, dating,
dating, dating, dating dating fora decade, Yeah, and you've
you've had one of you who's beenlike, we should get married. One
of you is holding out for hoperight before you settle. Yeah. And

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I'm not saying like they got marriedlike Billy Ray and Fire zoner Audis Fire
Queen whatever her name is, thatthey were too fast and they got married.
Plenty of people do that and itworks out just fine, right right,
But pinding people do that and itfalls apart quickly. Now, both
sides are true, yea, absolutelyyeah, But to be on tape yellin

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things like that is not going tobe a good looking court. And your
kids too, mm yeah, I'msure he was a very present father.
I mean, who are you?Alec Baldwin no, excellent twenty year reference.
It was a very present father.I mean he was on Hannah Montana
with Welly, he was in theshow. Sure, exactly, exactly,

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Well, he was there. Iwas there through her whole start of her
career. You know, yeah,he definitely was on set in the start
of her career. Right, Butwe don't know if he was there when
she skinned her knee, when herfinger got slammed in the trailer door while
she was getting tutored, right right, you don't know that, or or

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when the TV exec tried to manipulateher and a closed door reading because you
weren't in the scene and you hadto go film a soap commercial. Right,
all right, we got to ticketsto five Finger Death Punch, and
we'll give those away at seven thirty. We'll soon give you what's talk about.

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Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Nine one, eight four
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local news, and news that justmakes you say, what the Here's corby
give me Lindsay with what's going onnews quickies from the Big Man Morning.
So in nineties out of five adman has part of penis amputated due to
using a sex aid for too long. Medics who treated sixty eight American man

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were forced to peel away layers ofdead tissue in the horrific case, but
found the tip couldn't be saved andhad to be removed. However, in
an apparent world first of its kind, medics used part of the man's thigh
to rebuild parts of the penis.The unnamed patient told doctors from the University
of California's Department of Urology that hehad worn a penis ring, which boosts

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an erection by trapping blood in thegenitals for about twenty four hours wow yeah.
Being unable to remove it from hisengorged member by hand, the doctors
then resorted to using pliers to pryit off. The article says, he,
oh he did. Those are twodramatic different things in the details.

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Now, he only sought aid frommedics, that's right, a week later
after experiencing problems when urinating. Sohe just gritted it. Yes. The
surgery was then documented in the Journalfor Urology Case Reports. Medics said at
the point of admission, the man'spenis was abnormally purple colored with blistered skin

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in yellow patches. Yes, theman that's not normal. Yeah, right.
The man, who was homeless atthe time, was initially discharged to
a nursing facility. Hold on,So he had a penis ring on for

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over twenty four hours. Yes,impressive, impressive. Yeah, I guess
that what's the brand? Because thatone works? Sure? Does? He?
Right? Right? Right? Right? Right, I'm saying. And
then also he's homeless, right yeah, So I guess I've never thought about
anybody I could be talking to itat any time could have a penis ring

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on, right, absolutely, Yeah, you wear him on right now,
you wouldn't even know it or plug. Yeah. I feel like what you
might be sitting a little funny.I don't know, I don't know.
I know, I know how peopleif you said a certain way, you've
got a wallet in your pocket.But I have no idea how people sit
with uh plugs? Yeah, noclue. Now, don't own one,

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don't have a friend that owns one. Don't know how they get you don't
know. Yeah, So for thelisteners that are listening right now, notice
two other people didn't say anything.Please continue. He was initially discharged to
a nursing facility after having a catthat are inserted to help him. You'reinate,

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given his apparent lack of greater harmfrom his sexual escapade gone wrong.
However, two weeks later, hereturned after his entire penis had turned black
and gangrenous. This indicated the memberhad become necrotic, neurotic, necrotic,
dying, with the tissue itself havingnow died from having its blood supply cut

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off by the tight rings extended attachment. Just google necrotic and look at the
images, and then transfer what imageyou're seeing to Genitalia. Google necrotic penis.
That'll give you the picture that you'rereally looking for. Uh yeah,

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that's really gross. Yeah, thissturb me. She don't want to get
a penis ring. I take issuewith only one thing where it says that
from his sexual escapade gone. Wedon't know, true, we don't know
if he was on a sexual escapade. He could have just been wearing it

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just to wear it. Found it, Oh god, oh god, because
he is homeless, so he's minedwalking through the park one day, sees
this ring. Hopefully not the park, but okay, shiny object, you
know, because Peter strings can getleft in the park, right, bro
list said, I go play discgolf, man, you wouldn't be surprised
at how many condoms I found,you know, just laying in the grass.

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Yeah, socks and underwear and stuff. I'm like, yeah, what
sexual toys though is a different Yeah, I get it, but it would't
surprise me if somebody's banging him onout in the park, you know,
and you know needs a sexual aidin the park. Took it off and
like put it to the side andtotally forgot you know. Yeah, I
found I found vibrators in the parkbefore. Once I found a vibrator b

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malone. Once not my vibrator though, it's your lawn, I know.
But I had just moved into thishigh house, right, and I was
cleaning up. There was some brushand stuff out there on the on the
curb or whatever. So I'm cleaningit up and I'm mulling the lawn and
I see this this pink thing.I'm like, what the hell is this?
So I start clearing things out andshowing enough it was a pink builder

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right there on the side of theroad, on my fence line or whatever.
I was like, how why?I have so many questions. I
just I just kicked it to theside over into the neighbor's yard. Well,
I mean it could have been becauselike that was the trash, like
maybe like they thought it was allgonna be. It could have been my
I I just imagine somebody was drivingdown the road, you know, and

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just tossed it out the window andit happened to land right there. Did
you know that? Etsy? Forthose who know, Etsy is a website
can go where people make like customt shirts and mugs and crochet and well,
don't get too close to what I'mgonna say, but custom penis rings
is a thing on Etsy. Youcan get sexual toys on Etsy. That's

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fun. That's fun. I don'texpect that from Amazon, but not so
much. You know at see,well that's what Etsie does. No,
they just order from Amazon. No, No, they make custom things right
online boutique. Yes, I've neverbeen on Etsy, so I don't know.
I've just I know of the name. So yeah, you think Etsy.
You think more like, Oh,I'm going to have a onesie made
for a baby shower or something.Or if I want a unique Chief's T

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shirt, I'll go to Etsy tolook for one. Yeah. If you
want a unique Chiefs Sea ring,you could do that. Yeah, there
you go. Yeah, a pennisring with Patrick mahomes face. Here's one
with a double double it's a doublering with a metal lock. Oh,
I'm good on that. Nothing witha lock near my genitalia. I've seen

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those cages. You know. Youknow what I'm talking about. Here's one
with weights for weight training. No, I'm not listen. I'm not gonna
tug a bus with my penis.I don't think it's for that. I'm
just saying I've seen that video.Watch me pull this semi truck with my
junk. Yeah, I'm good.You can get one here for seventeen dollars

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and have the uh have the uhthe uh whatever you'd like. Uh embossed
on it. Oh, that's that'sfantastic. Here's what we should do for
the toy drive. Then we'll geton asy say differently, figure out a
different way to word that. I'mjust saying, you donate a toy,

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you get your toy. Uh,moving forward, please, man wearing a
Lilo and Stitch hat wanted for indecentconduct. This comes out of Maryland.
A couple of Sunday, he's gotthe fourteenth or whatever. About between six
and nine in the evening, therewere a couple of ladies jogging along this
trail at a park right and theywere approached by a guy, they say,

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with between seventeen and twenty three yearsold. They say he's an Hispanic
mail and he was wearing a whiteT shirt with black and red basketball shorts
and a Lee Lois Stitch bucket hat, and he was masturbating when he approached
him. They ended up scaring theguy off and he ran off further down
the trail. Now it does sayin the store. They didn't say in
the story whether or not he wasstill masturbating when he ran off. I

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just imagined that he was, youknow. Anyhow, they called the police.
They gave their report. They're stilllooking for the Lee Lo and Stitch
masturbator. H State hires firm toinvestigate appearance of mystery one point eight billion
dollars. This happens in South Carolina, where they've hired a financial firm to

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dig into the books to find wherethis one point eight billion dollar mystery came
from. Alex Partners will be lookinginto the nearly two billion dollars that ended
up in a state account with noinformation on where it came from or where
it was to be allocated to.So far, ste officials have been unable
to solve the mystery, leading tothe decision to pay the firm three million
dollars to get to the bottom ofit. So they're gonna pay more than

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what they found. No, Oh, one point eight billionllion? Gotcha?
Three million million? Gotcha? Gotcha? Gotcha? Money showing up? No,
like we know, I thought youput it in there. No,
I didn't put it in there.Why can't that happen to me? All
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So KMO D can also text BMMSand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Iwanted to play the audio from something that
happened yesterday. In the sports world, it's like, maybe it's not that

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big a deal, but to me, it's a really shocking moment that happened
yesterday. So we had SEC mediadays last week. The Big ten media
days were going on this week andUCLA was at the podium and of course

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I'm not gonna be able to findit in this exact moment. Was at
the podium and they just announced anew head coach earlier, and it was
a really wild moment when he wastrying to address the crowd, and you

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would think it is a you know, being the UCLA head coach and media
days, you knew this day wascoming. You knew all the things that
you we're gonna have to do,like you would prepare for the moment,
right you would think you would knowlike, oh, Okay, this is
gonna be this is gonna be athing, like I should know what I'm

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gonna say and stuff like that.Well, not everybody's like that. So
here here is the head coach ofUCLA, Deshaun Foster, talking about being
the head coach. I'm sure youguys don't know too much about UCLA but
our football program. But we're inLA, it's us in usc We I'm

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just basically excited. Really, that'sit. In questions. Now, this
is their first year in the BigTen. So that's why he was like,
Eh, you might not know muchabout UCLA historic foot program. We're
in Los Angeles. We got thatone cleared up something, I mean hard

(34:17):
reset. I don't know what happened, but he just went from yeah,
that's his introduction as the head coachto the world's a few words, but
he's excited. Yeah, I'm surewe all felt it in that little bit

(34:38):
of a speech. Pretty great audio. It's a there's longer, but i'd
cut to the good stuff. Yeah. Yes, the Paris Olympics haven't started
and there's already been a couple ofcasualties. The Canadian women's soccer team will
be without the services of their assistantcoach and an analyst, who have both

(35:01):
been kicked out of the Olympic squad. Team New Zealand complained that their practice
sessions were disrupted by a drone flownby a staff member of its Group A
opponents. According to the Canadian OlympicCommittee, assistant coach Jasmine Mander and unaccredited
analyst Joseph Lombardi have been sent homeand head coach Beva Priestman has also removed

(35:25):
herself from coaching. During Canada's matchupwith a New Zealand today, apparently they're
spying. They've already got a tonof problems. Yesterday Argentina Morocco soccer match
happened and there was a goal andthe Moroccan fans stormed the field. They
had to delay the game. Right. The British horse jumper whatever, the

(35:52):
most decorated British athlete. The questionthank you athlete as been taken back to
can't go to the Olympics. She'snow under investigation for whooping her horse twenty
four times on video? Well didit listen the first high right, she's
a nice lady. Yeah, that'syour Balls of the Wall sports. I'm

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got. Brown, No World,take my strong hand, Get on give
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on the dam train looking back tothe learn I can't press the fire button
and jump at the same thing.You guys, Remember that show Frasier spin

(37:45):
off of Cheers played by Kelsey Grammer, A psychologist had a radio show right
still on is it? I cameback? They brought it back, but
I didn't know if it was stillback. Yeah, it's like a couple
of years ago when they brought itback. Tried watching it. Not the
same, no's not the same asit was. But I realized how many
celebrity call ins that he had,likes, big time actors that would call

(38:08):
into his radio show as like patientsor people that are needing help or whatever.
That's fun. I didn't know that, and I stumbled across this.
So what I'm going to do hereis I've got clips of celebrities that were
call ins to the Fraser Show.Now, you guys have done plenty of
interviews over the years. You knowwhat a voice over the phone sounds like.
All right, so what I wantyou guys to do is just chime

(38:30):
in, Lindsay, Corban, whatever, and see if you can't guess the
guess, you get to guess thecelebrity. I know how exciting is No,
I love it. So let's sayif Corbyn chimes in gets it wrong
or lindsay, I'll give you anopportunity and if you both get it wrong,
well you're just a couple of losers. Okay, so first one,
here, let's see if you couldguess this celebrity that was a call in

(38:52):
on the Fraser Show. Here wego, you're listening for the phone voice.
Okay, Hey, I'm just lettingall the seller stems. No,
we're boycotting kqz Y until he comesback, silly rules. Who is that
celebrity voice on the Fraser Show.I'll play it again so you guys can
try to guess again. All right, here you go, Hey, I'm

(39:14):
just letting all the sewer stems.No, we're boycotting kqz HY until he
comes back. Slly rules. Okay, so it's a It sounds like he
obviously female, ye, kind ofa younger. I even hear a little
Southern draw maybe a little bit.But one more time, let me hit
it again. Okay, here wego. Hey, I'm just letting all

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the seller stands. No, we'reboycotting kqz Y until he comes back.
Slly rules. Okay. Some ofthese are going to be really easy.
Some of them are going to bereally hard, And I think this is
probably on the harder side. Isreally hard, really hard? So who
do you think this is Hey,I'm just letting all the sewer stems.
No, we're boycotting kqz Y untilhe comes back. Silly rules. I

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think we just got to take astab in the dark. So go ahead.
What's yours, Lindsay? Is itCordy Love Cordy loves A good guess?
Okayny is incorrect. I'm gonna gowith like Britney Spears, Britney Spears
good guess incorrect. I'll give youa hand, Tom Hanks and a fish.

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Darryl Hannah, Yes, Darryl Hannah. That voice. Hey, I'm
just letting all right, Okay,we'll move on to this one. This
one might be a little bit easierfor you guys. Okay, so this
is another celebrity call into Frasier.You're sleeping with a man you're not married
to. In my book, that'sa horn. I'm not a whore' Oh
you think there's no overlap? Allright? So again that was hard to

(40:45):
hear that. Yeah, they're justlistening for the phone voice. I'll play
it again. I think this isabout where it picks up. I'm not
a whore. I'm oh you thinkthere's no overlap? Real? Nasally,
so quick, high pitched voice nasally, I'm not a whore, I'm a
I'm a plot a head. Whatdo you think? What do you think?

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Other Southern draw? I felt likeI heard an I'm not a whore,
I'm a plot a head sounds alittle bit older, though on the
older side. An actress from adifferent sitcom. Maybe. Okay, just

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name an actress, any actress.I'll tell you if you're right or you're
wrong, and let I'll tell youwho it is. If you're wrong,
go with Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep, Wow, what's the coming she on
here? I'm gonna go with DollyParton. Dolly Parton is incorrect, it's
actually Gillian Anderson from The X Files. I'm not a whore, I'm a

(41:53):
I'm a plot agad But I thinkyou threw on that Southern draw just because
it's acting or whatever. Okay,this one will be easy. You guys
will get this one, no problem. Okay. Against celebrity call ins to
the Fraser Show. I'm sorry.That was the last time. I'm okay
now, I'm really okay. Canyou guess that? What makes you think?

(42:17):
Okay? I think that that's veryrecognizable, you know, Jesus in
the town. Absolutely, yes,but I mean just think about the voice.
Think about the voice. All right, I'm sorry, that was the
last time. I'm okay, Now, I'm really okay. What do you
think matt LeBlanc, Not matt LeBlanc, no, very famous big movie screen

(42:39):
actor. Okay, Well, Iwas gonna say Neil Patrick Harris. Not
Neil Patrick Harris. That's actually beenStiller. I'm sorry, that was the
last time. I'm okay. Now, I'm really okay, okay, A
young young A lot of these arelike huge, huge stars. I think

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Jillian Anderson, shoot because that XFiles and Fraser about at the same time.
All Right, see if you can'tget this one. Guys, are
you angry at you're a dog?That's obviously for Well, he keeps stelling
me to take off my foil helmet. Who's that celebrity voice. Well,
we keeps stelling me to take offmy foil helmet, my foil helmet.

(43:25):
Huh, he's mad at his dog, because why do we keeps stelling me
to take off my foil helmet.I keep in mind, you're not worried
about what they're saying. You're justlistening for the voice trying to guess this
celebrity voice that called in to theFraser show. Well, we keeps stelling
me to take off my foil helmet. I'll give you a hint. This

(43:46):
actor was huge. He's dead.Now that's your hints. I could give
you an obvious hints, but Idon't want to give you that yet.
Go ahead, lindsay, why dowe keep stilling me to take off but
follow helmet? Sounds like it wouldbe a comedian who has passed on,

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okay, and he sounds southern.And I'm trying to think of just name
one. Well, I'm trying tothink of names. I'm trying to think
of some that have been on thethe tour with Jeff Foxworthy. Okay,

(44:28):
somebody, Okay, it's not RonWhite, Bill Paxton, Holy cow,
you got it right, man?That is Bill packs played again. Why
don't he keeps killing me to takeoff but follow helmet? Yeah? When
he says helmet, I hear chet. Okay, okay from a weird science
Yeah right, yeah, yeah yeah. This one iconic voice should get it,

(44:51):
no problem. You awesome bulldog?Hey wait anil a Boha, doctor
Crane, you are agreed. Iconicvoice come on, you guys should be
able to get that. You're awesomebulldog. Hey wait a, Naila Boha,
Doctor Crane, you are the greatest. I'll give you your hands.
Comic relief. If you remember thecomic relief back in the eighties, there

(45:17):
were three comedians. All right,I put on this. You know.
It was like a fundraiser sort ofcomic relief. Who were those three comedians?
Billy Crystal, you're awesome bulldog.Hey wait a, Nila Boha.
Doctor Crane, you aret the greatest. You got it right? All right?
Well, because it ain't Whip theGolden and it ain't Robin Williams,

(45:37):
all right, I mean it couldhave been Robin Williams. It doesn't sound
like Robin Williams. Right, whatare we gone here? Okay, we
go. I'm gonna just kind ofskip ahead here and get you some I
think some easy ones. Here's anotherI feel easy one. We talked about
him just the other day, aboutmy girlfriend. My problem is I don't
know if I love her for herselfor because things are so great between us
physically easy. Well, what doyou got? Go ahead? David Dukeveny

(46:00):
absolutely, uh, okay, let'smove on. To this one, another
easy one for you guys. Andlately I've had the chronic fluctuating mood disturbances
that would indicate cyclophymic disorder. Imean, the hypomanic symptoms are there,
and yet of experienced moments of aphasia and a proxy, and I just
want to pull my teeth out,doctor Crane. What do you think?

(46:20):
I feel like another iconic voice onemore time. And lately I've had the
chronic fluctuating mood disturbances that would indicatecyclophymic disorder. I mean, the hypomanic
symptoms are there, and yet haveexperienced moments of a phasia and a proxy,
and I just want to pull myteeth out, doctor Crane. What
do you think? I'm not hearingany discerning dialect or drag on a syllable,

(46:44):
okay to hear it. What doyou think, Lily? Is he
a big screen actor? Oh?Yeah, oh yeah? Without giving it
away, I mean, I guessit's going to give it away. I'll
just say, hot Tub Time Machineis your clue? On Sack? I
love that, like, yes itwas John Cusack. He's the only actor

(47:07):
I know from that movie. Youdid better than me because I can't name
a one. How about this one? Another iconic voice, big screen actor.
You all should know this guy,so vicim, what's this trouble you're
having with women? Oh? No, you know I have a good job.
I think I have a big VI. Of course, I made more
money when I was modeling, butI'm doing Okay, ye offer another iconic

(47:28):
voice. Here's another one for you. You guys should get this one without
a problem. I work at thisall night mini mart and I've been watching
myself on the video camera and thecamera me is doing things I don't approve
of. What do you think?Seems like I have no idea. I
work at this all night mini martand I've been watching myself on the video

(47:51):
camera and the camera me is doingthings I don't approve of. The actor
that played Ferris Vieler and Matthew Broderick. Yeah, that is correct. Okay,
a couple more easy ones here,all right, This one should get
it without a problem. And ifyou don't, I think y'all have some
issues or just an adolescent trying toprove to your little friends how clever you

(48:13):
are by getting on the radio.But you know what you're really doing.
You're taking time away from people withreal problems. Hey, I'm forty three,
I was born. Problem is Ihave a very young, sunning voice
that people make fun of all thetime. Easy, what do you got?
Yeah? What is it? Whois it? I'm one hundred percent
confident. I want Lindsay to takea stab. I'm one hundred percent confident.
Okay, I like that, Lindsey. What do you think it is?

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Uh, I'll play it again.Or just an adolescent trying to prove
to your little friends how clever youare by getting on the radio. But
you know what you're really doing.You're taking time away from people with real
problems. Hey, I'm forty three, I was born. Problem is I
have a very young, stunning voicethat people make fun of all the time.
Bart Simpson Nancy Cartwright would be theactress does the voice? Yeah,

(48:57):
that is totally incorrectly. Culkin absolutely. Macauley Animal says that he has said
that line in a movie or something, and when he's got a young sounding
voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here's another I thought I think easy
one anyway, another iconic voice.I travel three thousand miles to sit down
at the dinner table with my family, and what do we talk about what's

(49:21):
going on in our lives? No, our hopes and dreams. No,
we talk about the turkey boy.That's right, a bird twenty four pounder?
What time did you have to getup to put that in the o
an nge Ilegan's an iconic voice.Again, I travel three thousand miles to
sit down at the dinner table withmy family, and what do we talk

(49:44):
about? What's going on in ourlives? No? Our hopes and dreams.
No, we talk about the turkeyboy. That's right, a bird
twenty four pounder? What time didyou have to get up to put that
in the o an Ende? Imean I would have said, Billy Crystal,
that's already been done. Uh huh, Lindsey got a guess? Is
he dead? Yes? Raal Yoda? There you go, all right there,

(50:12):
just make the guess instead of tryingto get another clue in there.
Girl, I'm gonna throw in atough one for you guys. All right,
So this one I don't know ifyou're going to get And I'll tell
you it's a very young actor atthis time, but very famous. Now,
Hi, doctor Cray, how oldare you? I'm thirteen? Well,
what can I do? For you. Well, I'm having a lot

(50:34):
of problems with the other kids inschool. Who do you think that is?
Sleigh moon Fry? How old areyou? I'm thirteen? What can
I do for you? Well,I'm having a lot of problems with the
other kids in school. What doyou think that that's tough? Yeah?
She was super young and I neversaid it was. Hi, doctor Cray,

(50:59):
how old? I'm thirteen? Whatcan I do for you? Well,
I'm having a lot of problems withthe other kids at school. Michael
Jackson, No, that's Elijah Wood. Elijah Wood. That's what I thought.
I was like, Holy crap.All right, Uh, this one

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here should be pretty simple. Hello, doctor Crane. I have a terrible
fear of talking on the phone topeople I do not know you got it?
Lizen? I think so? Wasit? Lieutenant Dian also known as
Gary So niece, there you go? Okay, all right, another easy
one because we just got a littlebit of time here, so why not
go for it. And I've gotanother one that is a it's a four

(51:43):
part it's for there's four people.My last one. There's four people.
Oh all four? Oh yeah,okay, you can guess all four of
them. But not right now.Let's go with this super easy one.
You guys will get it. It'ssuper easy. You say that business is
down. I don't know why Islashed prices this week. Right now,
I got an eighty eight olds cuplasson the lot in rare turquoise metallic court

(52:05):
of a roof leather factory air.Yeah man, yeah, and that's nothing
compared to the six brand new supersI got in their price mself with a
twenty percent discount. All your listenerspeople didn't meet madman. You're crazy,
but I say, hey, Ideal in volume. Fortunately so do I.
Who's that iconic voice he was in? He's been in a lot of

(52:25):
Third Moon from the Third Rock fromthe Sun. Oh yeah, he was
in that movie where he plays theex football player who works with the bank.
Robin Williams. Mom, uh uh. He was the preacher in Footloose.
These guys are all on the righttrack. But what's his name?

(52:45):
What's his name? Business is down? I don't know why I slashed prices
this week. John Lithgow, Yes, you got it, good job.
I always forget his name. Yeah, great ass, Oh my god,
god, human being. All right, So there are four voices in this
particular one, Okay, and i'llsee if you guys can't guess the voices

(53:08):
in this one again, there's fourof them. I don't think you're gonna
get it, but we'll see.I'm in the bathroom to last a little
privately, see how she gets well, perhaps what is needed here? I
think I don't know who you're talkingto in there. I'm Mari. It's
a little who, isn't it.Hello'll ask if I could interrupt for just

(53:29):
a moment, man force than Ithought to last. Hang up, Mom,
you're all on the radio. I'mlistening down in the kitchen. How
about washing a dish or too whileyou're down there. I cannot stand this
going. I'm running away from home. Oh, hang up a phone,
Brittany, you're going nowhere? Neitheris this con all right, there's no

(53:51):
way I'm getting even one of those. They sound familiar, right, Yeah?
What go ahead, lindsay the oldlady? Okay, what you think
is? Oh? I would say, an old Helen, old actress,

(54:14):
white hair, Helen Mirin Helen Mirrenis means she British. But let's see.
Uh, I'll tell you what thisis. Helen Mirren, so unlike
me. I mean, my friendsthink I'm dull, and I'll say,
but that you're like an old HelenMaron. So it's not Helen Mirren.
All right. That's another time sheapparently called into the show. Right,

(54:34):
okay, so I think this ispart where the old lady comes in.
You're not mom, You're all onthe radio. I'm listening down in the
kitchen. I can see her face. I just can't remember her name.
Okay, that was the That wasRoseanne's mom on the Roseanne Show. Ellen
Parsons was her name? This firstone, yes, this first one here,

(54:58):
Let's see if you guys can guessthis one. I'm in the bathroom
to last a little privacy. Thatone's a little tough, Lindsay, got
any kind of guess I'm in thebathroom to last a little privacy. That's
Stanley Tucci, all right, okay, okay. And then this one I
believe is the second voice. Allright, also very famous. Hellos the

(55:23):
last hello. That's the last hello. Fran Dresher is incorrect, but you're
close. It's in a sitcom series. Think Laverne and Shirley. Oh,
hello, Laverne. I guess whoeverthe characters, and then the very last

(55:49):
one I think here, which isI cannot stand yelling I'm running away from
home. Reese Witherspoon. Not ReeseWitherspoon, that's actually Hillary Duff. Wow,
you guys did fair. No,I didn't realize that there was a
lot that many celebrities that I hadcalled in to the Frasier Show. Be
around the world. Take my stronghand, get on the give train.

(56:12):
Moment give train had round the world, Take my my trong hand, get
on the damn Trainahin, look atby to the Lord. I can't press
the fire button and jump at thesame pain. H of The Big Man
Morning Show is next ninety seventy fivekm O D. Good morning, It's

(56:40):
The Big Man Morning Show. Nineone eight four six Oh K M O
D. Can also text bmms andthen what you want to say to eight
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You want to pay tickets, callat nine one eight four six OK M
O D. Good morning here onthe air. What is your name?

(57:05):
Shannon Shannon, how are you today? I'm good, A good Shannon.
We're gonna play snip snoption. Currentrecord is well, I'm leading with eleven.
Lindsay has nine and you have sixand last week's winter you all right?
So Shannon, your choices then areGIMPI and Lindsey. Let's do sixty
seconds are on the clock. Shannon. Timer starts after the first clue.

(57:27):
Are you ready? Are you ready? Okay? Here we go, all
right, some girls spit some girls, Yeah, there you go, all
right, put a lime in theyeah, blank the leader? Hello?

(57:52):
Yes, uh this of volcano eruptionleader a blank in the ground or a
blank on the moon. There arethese on the moon. Yes, huh.
This is the month for Christmas.Yes, uh, he created apple.

(58:19):
I don't know that. Okay,pass you want? You want this
for your identification, so no onesteals it. You can buy it extra
blank So no one time time time. It looks like four is what we

(58:45):
got. No. Four could begood enough for the wind there, Shannon,
Okay, five and could be goodenough for the wind. Shannon,
So hang on the line. Okay, okay, I go go anywhere.
I got five in a pass.Good morning, You're on the air.
What is your name? Amy,Amy, you and GIMPI have to beat
five? Are you ready? I'mready? Here we go. You take

(59:08):
xanax to help cure this anxiety.Yes, if you're not guilty, you
are what. This is a typeof noodle and a dairy product. Kids
love to eat it. It's anelbow blank and some kind of blank.

(59:29):
Yes. So, and it's aparticular brand. It comes in the blue
box blank. Ugly. It's alsoa dab that howls or yelps. Yes,
just take off the ugly. Okay, coyote, there you go,
I blank. Allegiance to the flagpludge. The tenth grade is also known

(59:52):
as your what year in high school? Yep? Yep. You use this
to look at the stars in thesky. Yep. You read these.
The Bible is one of them.Yes. This those things that you wear
on your feet, not the socks, but the outer shell is what time

(01:00:14):
time time time, time time.Congratulations, you're getting those tickets, Amy,
to go see five finger does Augustthirteenth. All right, So hang
on the line. He's got toget some personal info from you. Okay,
okay, thank you, good job. Sorry, Shannon, five wasn't

(01:00:36):
enough it was good, but notenough this time. Okay, all right,
thank you all, I'd see youlater. Give me This is the
one that she ended on. Yeah, condoms are a form of what condoms
do this for your penis? TheSecret Service is supposed to provide what to
the president that's more relevant protection.This is the one that she passed on.

(01:00:58):
Uh. Yeah, the guy whoheated Apple I think is a great
clue. But if you don't knowthat, what is the first name of
mister Irwin the crocodile hunter? Iwould have went stone called Blank Austin you
go, there you go, tryto get him to say Steve and then
a work is also known as oneof this you got a you got a
good blank, you know, tryingto get him say jobs, Steve jobs.

(01:01:24):
Oh he ended right here. Yes, you wear these on your on
your feet and they come in oneof these. Nike makes these for your
feet. Adidas Hallmark had a lineof greeting cards called there you go,

(01:01:44):
There you go. Okay, ashoe box. Yeah, you store your
important pictures in these and then shoveit up at the top of your closet
never be seen again. Yeah,yeah, right. The record now that
moves me to twelve, keeps Lindseyat nine, keeps you with six.
More of a big Man Morning showis next nine kmod good morning, It's

(01:02:16):
the Big Mad Morning Show. We'regonna get to give me two by four
here in a second. But somebreaking news that's happening. I think,
I think this is a big deal. Southwest has announced that they're going to
go to assigned seating after fifty years. Yeah, I thought I always assigned
seating. There an't. No.Southwest is first come, first serve.

(01:02:38):
They say that's what causes them tostay on time because people they just get
people in and get in the getin the plane. And that's what I
loved about them, was no assignedseating. I didn't. They just created
anxiety, Like especially with traveling withtwo kids. I was always like,
I hope we sit together or evenjust my wife, because there was a
chance you might not sit together.I never had that problem. Yeah,

(01:03:01):
I get it, but it doesn'ttake away from the anxiety because they would
do they would do families first seating. Yeah. I don't know how that
works. Yeah, but nonetheless notgonna be a thing anymore. Let's see
what get beasent is four by four. Well, maybe Southwest won't be affected
by CrowdStrike. They promised more testingafter the global IT outage. Cybersecurity firm

(01:03:25):
crowd Strike is promising to do betterafter a faulty software update caused a global
computer outage last week. The outageaffected Windows systems across multiple industries, including
airlines, banks, and hospitals.The company now says it plans to improved
software tests moving forward, adding additionallayers of scurritney to prevent this kind of

(01:03:47):
thing from happening. Ever again,they sent, apparently to people that were
affected by it that had the licensesyou know, uh ten dollars Uber gift
cards said they were sorry, that'scool, I can get a ride like
down the street. Get out ofhere. Biden says it's time to pass

(01:04:08):
towards to a new generation. Whiledelivering his historic address from the Oval Office
yesterday, on his decision to geton out the election, he said nothing
can come in the way of savingdemocracy. He reiterated his intentions to remain
in office and listed his priorities overthe next six months. Pelosi condemns netting

(01:04:30):
Yahoo's speech. Former House Speaker OldNance is speaking out against Israeli Prime Minister
Benjamin Netting Yahoo his speech to Congressyesterday. She skipped his address to attend
a listening session with families of hostagesheld by the mass and those killed in

(01:04:53):
the war. Afterwards, old Nancesaid that his speech was the worst presentation
ever given by foreign dignitary. Sheadded the Israeli families that she was with
or asking for a ceasefire deal thatwill bring the hostages home. Roughly half
of both the House and Senate Democratsdidn't attend netting Yahoo's speech, and then

(01:05:16):
lastly here Tulsa Community College has beenselected for the Metallica Scholars Initiative. The
Metallica Scholars Initiative, or MSI,aims to support community colleges across the US
by providing substantial grants to enhance careerand technology technical education programs. Now TCC

(01:05:36):
is the only college from Oklahoma toreceive this recognition. With the launch of
year six eighteen, new colleges,including TCC, joined the roster of existing
MSI recipients and will receive seventy fivethousand dollars to enhance the student experience with
career and technical educational programs. That'sbad that band just continues to prove they

(01:06:00):
are the best band of all time. For sure. Name another band that
does that. None like that.None. They may donate a little bit
here and there, sure, butthey're not throwing down chunks of change to
schools and stuff like that continually,gnuinely because they said, was it the
six years that they've been doing Yes, so good, non stop, they've
been doing stuff like that, right, just insane to think about that gets

(01:06:23):
washed over by the way. Yeah, absolutely, there's only sixty schools in
the nation and we're the only onein Oklahoma. Yes, it's really neat.

(01:06:44):
So Aaron Rodgers did have to paya price for a missing mandatory mini
camp after all. The Jets startingquarterback addressed the media Wednesday, saying that
there is no residual tension in hisrelationship with the head coach, Robert Sala
after he decided to skip Mini caampfor a trip to Egypt. Coach reiterated
that they have had a dialogue throughoutthe summer. Rogers confirmed that the Jets

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find him a little more than fiftythousand dollars for skipping the event. The
forty year old is making his wayback from a season ending Achilles injuries suffered
on the fourth snap of last year'sseason. He does this, He always
says, like some visceral thing,right, yeah, thanks, and then
he's like it's not a big deal, Like then, what do you wire

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your your lips movie? Right?The forty nine ers star left tackle is
holding out for a new contract.San Francisco's Trent Williams did not reports training
camp and was not president Wednesday's practicedue to contract related issues. The thirty
six year old has three years remainingon a six year, one hundred and
thirty eight point six million dollar dealthat he signed with the team back in

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twenty twenty one. However, thereis no guaranteed money remaining on the eleven
time Pro Bowlers deal. Niners wideout Brandon Ayuk is at the facility but
is not practicing as he continues toseek a long term contract from the team.
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at Yellowstone National Park exploded. Idon't know if the right that's the right
turn? What did? And AIt was a massive hydrothermal explosion at the
good old Biscuit basin and there areover five hundred geysers for those who don't
know at Yellowstone because Yellowstone I wasnever taught this school is a giant volcano

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here anyway, So this took offand it a through debris and hot water
all over people. And if youhaven't seen the footage, it is something
to be seen. And I sentyou guys a link so you could see.
I've got a couple of different onesthat I'll send to you so you

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can see it from different angles.It's pretty massive and pretty terrifying. Of
they had no warning apparently, orthey don't have anything in place to tell
them that this was gonna happen.And so these people are just on the
boardwalk like dirt and dirt, lookat this cool thing that our planet does.

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And then it went off and theyhigh tailed it and the aftermath you
were like, oh, it's justa geyser. No, it threw rocks
and stones and it destroyed part ofthe boardwalk that they walk on. I
mean, it wasn't like, itwasn't a nothing burger. And it's like
boiling hot water that's coming out.Yes, yes, because again Yellowstone is

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a volcano. I didn't nobody toldme that. It's like the last time
it erupted. And you're gonna laughat this was six hundred and forty thousand
years ago. Wow, that's thelast time that particular one has erupted.
Yes, wow, which is seemslike far and I don't disagree that is,

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but also recent. And then thetime before that, it was one
point two million years ago, iswhen it erupted, it's due for an
eruption. Then they say that itcould be. It is potentially the biggest
concern that we should be dealing with. Isn't there like a super volcano there
and Yellowstone as well that hasn't eruptedforever and could possibly if it does erupt,

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cause massive problems Like we're talking blackoutsfor years from what I hear.
Yes, if it were to erupt, the amount of darkness we would feel
would be for decades decades, andthe kill zone they think could go all

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the way to the e A borderup into Canada and Kansas, and then
another zone based on blackout would goall the way to the east coast and
covering parts of Texas and Louisiana,Tennessee, Kentucky, basically all of America

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pretty pretty much. We would definitelybe affected of by it. Here in
Oklahoma. Yes, they say thevolcano is thirty seven miles wide, right,
that's how big it is, right, And when you look at the
video of just this one geyser,not the volcano doing this a geyser.

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It's insane to see. And sothat sent me down a rabbit hole of
disaster, natural disaster worries. Youshould have, okay of things that we
should be worried about, because ifI say, a volcano erupting that would
black out the planet, you don'tthink anything about it. And in terms

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of the blackout, how it worksis the ash and everything gets put into
the air, gets stuck between theatmospheres, creates kind of like a umbrella
and reflects sunlight and impedes sunlight fromreaching the earth. Therefore food animals.
I don't I don't know how muchyou need me to explain that. And

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then there's this little movie slash bookcalled The Road God Damn that scared the
piss and in that for those thatare know in the In the book,
it is about this man in hischild's quest to get to the ocean because
they think that's where safety is,and their journey across America after an apocalyptic

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event on how to surviving and allthat, and the spoiler is he don't
make it. He dies, andthe boys left on his Zone. Fantastic
book, fantastic movie. But that'swhat it would be like. It would
be. It wouldn't be pitch black, right, they'd just be like a
super super cloudy day soup, thinkof like almost no sun anyway. So

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these are disasters, natural disasters thatyou should states that should be the most
concerned. California is at the topof the list and they have three times
more than any other state. Earthquakes, severe storms, winter storms of course,
and wildfires. Yeah, for surethey get they get a lot of

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them. Yeah right, the severestorms, flooding, mud slides, things
like that, not the same typeof severe weather we experience. And then
winter storms in the mountainous areas thatare quite devastating. You might remember,
even though it's Nevada, it isin that region Tahoe and the amount of
snow that they had the state ofWashington, I didn't consider that a very

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disastrous state. Wildfires, Okay,they're full of forests out there, so
I could see how that could bean issue. Flooding and snowstorms are also
a major concern. In third place, Oklahoma, we are at the top
of the list. Look at thatwe touched it and it is obviously tornadoes

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and severe weather and fires, andthe tornado part because they let people like
to use this stain we're the heartsof Tornado Alley. And I think maybe
once that was true. This yearmay be accurate, but we've been in
the bottom half, like in themiddle of the rankings for about twenty thirty

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years. Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas all have bigger numbers. Because
I went down the rabbit hole tosee some of these numbers, and on
this list the rankings went in thetop and this was twenty twenty two Mississippi,
Texas, Alabama, Minnesota, Florida, Kansas, Louisiana, Arkansas,

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Georgia, Iowa. Oklahoma was inlike barely out of that list. Not
the heart. To me, thatis not the heart, right, But
I think it because they make moviesand stuff about it. It feels that
right, right, And we arepretty well smacked down in the middle of
America, you know, so Icould see how they could get there.

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I mean when I lived in Iowa, people said that too. By the
way, they're like Iowa tornado Alley. Yeah. By the way, the
whole United States has tornadoes, right, Every state experiences tornadoes, sometimes just
two year, sometimes more than that. Obviously, Oregon came in as a
state that you should be concerned formajor disasters, and again fire related fire

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to disaster is the biggest danger forthem, and some snowstorms. And then
Texas came in at number fifth,and their hazards include anything from fires,
severe storms, winter storms, tropicalstorms, hurricanes, tornadoes, bean pussies,

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electrical grids, things like that.That's the worst natural disaster being giant
giners all Joe Qina' side they havehad. Anytime they deal with severe storm,
something major happens with their power gridright right, And so those are
the states with the biggest hot spotsin terms of dangers. But you think

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of wildfires, though we know theyhappen, we don't consider them disasters.
But I don't want to put volcanoeson the list of things that we should
be worried about. Why not?I it feels like something that happens like
in Hawaii, Japan and Iceland islandsare volcanoes, you know that you know

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erupted and turned into dirt islands.So that makes sense, yes, And
when I found out there's a giantvolcano at Yellowstone I was kind of shocked
and surprised. But you know,just like just like tornadoes happen everywhere,
you know, volcanoes can be inmainland and and to me, that's that's
scary. I don't think we herein Oklahoma have to worry about volcanoes unless

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the super volcano erupts, and thenyou know, we just got to deal
with cold temperatures and not being ableto see the hun The super volcano would
spew deadly volcanic ash for thousands ofmiles across the whole United States. The
chances of it happening, now,this is an important thing for I think

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for everybody to pay attention to whenwe talk about the actual threat if you
know of this happening is point zerozero zero one four percent each year.
So you're saying there's a chance,yes, yes, But in the event

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that that does happen, though we'reall left. There is enough lava flow
from previous explosions underneath the earth therethat it would cause devastation according to research.
Really, so they say there's enoughbecause every time there's some sort of
disruption, the lava moves up right, and they say there's enough there to

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create devastation now now, okay,devastation from the ash or devastation from the
hot molten magmagma that comes out.I don't think here in Oklahoma, And
I'm probably wrong, that could bewrong, but I don't I don't think
the magma is going to stretch allthe way down here. The ash totally,

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but I don't think the magma isgoing to stretch all the way down
here. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to find out.
I know, I don't want.We talk about on the show about like
where are you gonna go with thezonebie apocalypse and if they drop parachutes and
you all have your secret heidie holesyou think are gonna save you modern warfare

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technology and you're like, I'm gonnago hide. Sure, Uh, where
do you go if this happens?If you find out? They're like,
the magma is the magma is flowingfrom the northwest. Where are you going?
South? South? As far southas you can. That's the only

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thing that makes logical sense. Justtry to get the sures only going nords
I you don't go towards the problem. Are you walking or are you getting
in a car. Get in acar for sure, so everyone else.
Yep, that's true. I wouldget on my bike because I feel like
a maneuver around everybody that's stuck intheir in their car and traffic, you
know, just around them, andthen I feel like I have an advantage

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on a motorcycle as opposed to ina corps. Let's say that's true.
Gasoline. Yeah, let's just saythat's true, that you can get through.
You think there's not gonna be noline of gasoline pumps? Oh,
you think truckers as much as werely on and need and save the day
using truckers will be like, Nope, I'm staying with it. I'm gonna

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keep delivering gas. No, no, no, of course not. They
got their own families they have toworry about, you know. But and
also how they're gonna get there,right. I I personally like, when
I go on long trips whatever onmy bike, I'll fill up one gallon
gas can and keep it in mysaddle bag and take it with me in
case I run out of gas.Because it's happened a couple of times,

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you know you really yeah, yeah, yeah, you drive with gas in
your saddle bag? Yeah? Absolutely. And when I went to Florida.
I had it with me. Luckilydidn't have to use it, but just
in case I did get to apoint to where it's like, hell,
I'm on the side of the roadand I don't know when the next gas
station is. I know, Igot a gallon in there, and that'll
least get me a bare minimum fiftymiles, so I should be able to

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find a gas station. So that'skind of where my head's at. You
know, how far can you goon one ticket gas on one tank of
gas? About one hundred and fiftymaybe just a little bit more than that.
Yeah, so I can get fromhere to Oklahoma City on one tank
of gas, you know. AndI feel like, all right, you
got all these small towns like inbetween them. Not all of them are

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gonna be clogged up or open ormaybe so true, you know, but
yeah, I feel like I've gota bit of an advantage. But I
probably don't. I don't want tofind out. I don't know. I
don't know where you go to.That's the hardest one to far plane,
and so will everyone else because thepilots will be all sight to fly right,
and traffic controllers and grounds crew andall that other stuff, And can

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they fly if the air is coveredwith ash to the point to where the
sun's not coming out and there's hotmagma coming you know, fire and brimstone
from the sky, you know,or pilot's gonna be able to fly?
Are they gonna be willing to fly? Let's just say they can and then
what so get a horse? Notthe worst idea, that's not the worst

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idea. You know, fuel isfree. You just gotta you know,
pull over exactly, Maybe carry asack of apples right here, something like
that, you know. But here'sanother thing that you don't think of.
Let's go south, right, I'mgoing to Mexico. Well, you're gonna

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they're gonna let you in? Arethey gonna let you in? B They'll
be standing there like, oh,how the tables have turned? Exactly?
Can you imagine going? Who'd youvote for? Yeah? Right? Right?
Hey, can you give me directionsto the nearest underground tunnel? Right,
let's just say you get across.Right. For those that don't know,
there's a patch of area between theTexas border and pretty far south in

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Mexico. Not a great place togo on foot, no weather, Yeah,
gangs, yep. So I'm justsaying, even when you get there,
that's a whole new set of problems. Yeah, I. And that
doesn't mean you're safe. Doesn't meanthere's no vegetable. You know, you're

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out of the way of the lossof vegetation, right, right, right?
What if you get there and thenall that happens and now you can't
even speak the language to try andcommunicate with people to get help, right,
And I from what I've read inbooks, the way they handle foreigners
when things go south not great,right, because you're desperate and they're going

(01:24:45):
to take advantage of that. AskJapanese Americans, right, So to me,
I think you'd almost be better fitto stay put. Maybe, So
take your chances with the hot blowingmagma. There's my kid. My kid
loves I survived books loves him right. And so we were reading one about

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the Chicago fire, the Great ChicagoFire. And in the book it tells
the account of a family and they'reon the roof trying to like put water
on their roof to save their housebecause why wouldn't you, right, And
they're going down the street. Inevery street they tried to go down,
it was either over packed with people, or it was in and you couldn't

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c pass through it, right,And and then when they got to where
they wanted to go the lake,it was over taken over. There was
like no room for anything. It'sexactly the way it would be in that
scenario. Everywhere you'd try to go, you'd have to figure it out.
I don't even need to look atthe text. I know we got some

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suddenly unbelievably great navigated good old Lewisand Clarker's here, right. I think
they can navigate their way through andsurvive. And maybe some of you can.
Not all of you, and maybeyou by yourself can. Right.
Well, if you got your familyin tow, exactly, you got a

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nine year old and a six yearold in tow with you, they're not
exactly the easiest to travel with,right. You have a mom in a
nursing home or yeah, do youget your mom in the nursing home?
No? It's amazing how quick youcan say f mama when it's time to

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survive. I don't know. Imean, I mean, I at least
go get her out of the nursinghome, because there ain't gonna be neither
beady there to help her, right, then you've got to drag her along.
You gotta take her. What aboutpeople with family loved ones in the
hospital, right right? Do youjust let them stay there in the hospital
as the volcano destroys, it burns. The yeah gets overcrowded because people think,

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oh wow, I'm hurt. Ineed to go to the hospital.
Is the staff going to be atthe hospital or are they saying, screw
you guys, I'm out of here. I think some would because I think
some wouldn't, and it's a lotwouldn't. Yeah, they have families too,
exactly exactly at this point in time, it's survival mode for everybody.
I think everybody has the same Igotta get my family and I gotta get

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that home. And we're not eventoo raping and pillaging. No, No,
that comes later because some people whenthey're like the world's near, I
can't get anywhere. I know Iwon't be able to get anywhere, so
I'm ready to destroy humans. Dude. They pillage when a tornado comes through
a town well and wipes out housesand stuff. People are in there looting
and stuff. Yeah, but that'sdifferent because they think no one's there,

(01:27:48):
right, So it's a little different. Still, this is I don't I
know the end's coming, so whatever, I'm gonna do whatever I want.
And which is a whole other thing. So even if you're this self proclaimed
alpha that thinks they can you know, saka juwea your way down to Mexico,

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the first time you maybe some otherbelieved alpha wants to challenge you,
and you push him and then youfall hurt your ankle. Now you're limping.
So now tell me how good ofa helper you are. Now you're
a burden. Now your family's gotto address whether to keep going with you
or let you stay. Right,think of eighteen eighty three, right,

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and they're all these people are movingthrough, trying to travel all the way
through. And when people you're like, well, we're going with or without
you, you got us, you'regonna stay here, you're you're holding us
back and you were going to dieright here where you live. Here's some
food for a couple of days.Good luck, bah. And while they're
for those are all in the TVshow, they're migrating to the west,

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right up to Washington, or theythink they're going to Washington, and they're
migrating through and unbeknownst to them,because again this wasn't taught in books.
When all I learned was they puttheir dishes in barrels of flour. Is
that if you got left you werebeing followed by robbers, bandits, bandits

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picking people off, Stragglers that wereslower they just take them or take their
stuff, or people that were travelingin smaller groups. So if you get
left behind and here's some food,you're probably not gonna make it. The
women will get raped, they willtake the food, and then they move
on to the next everything's getting eatenpretty much, very sweaty. Yeah,

(01:29:45):
so Yellowstone awesome. Go visit itthis summer, take a break and we'll
be back. Tell us this morningshow. Oh yeah, he's coming right
back. Good morning, It's theBig Man Morning Show or six O k

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nine, four five Another day.Another capture of Bigfoot on video,
and whether you believe it or notis up to you. It definitely is

(01:30:30):
some sort of furry animal in thewoods. It is a clear though not
close. I mean they are kindof close, but they're not close.
And this apparently took place recently wherethey got a picture I have never heard
it called this, but the OhioGrassman or monkey man when the wind to

(01:30:56):
go, the Orange Pindiic skunk apeor a yowie. I've heard skunk ape.
That's that's popular down South Florida areaslike that. I've never heard of
the the other ones that you hadmentioned. This was supposed to a Facebook
believers group, which I'm curious towhat the questions are to be allowed into

(01:31:17):
that private group. But this saysthat the gut reaction into this photos that's
probably a short person in costume,maybe a kid, right, but after
analyzing it for a while, we'renot sure. Could this be a baby?
Sasquatch one of those hairy little peoplethat pop up and reports every now
and then which are described as squatchlets. Okay, that's that's up to

(01:31:43):
you to try and figure out.There's another video out there if you haven't
seen it, where it's from adistance, and it is sasquatch running with
deer okay on the like on amountain side, and when you see it,

(01:32:04):
you go, oh, that's justdeer running, and then they have
to like clean up the video foryou and be like, oh, it's
right here, and it just showsa like it looks like a peru An
animal. It doesn't even look likeanything like. I can't I couldn't discern

(01:32:24):
from it that it was sasquatch.It's like on a by a lake or
something like that. I can't findit at the moment. But even then
you're like, okay, it's it'salmost like a Jesus in the toast thing,
right. I don't see it untilyou point it out. What do
you think, lindsay you see thisvideo I sent, Well, at first
glance, I mean, there's deerin this picture as well, and they're

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looking at this thing like what thehell? Like the deer in this picture
are obviously startled by whatever this is. But as I'm looking closer, I
wish it was an even closer uppicture because by the feet, it almost
looks like a costume. Where thefoot and the ankle meet, it almost

(01:33:09):
looks like it's wearing a shoe.Well, you know, their feet get
tired. Well, I say thatbecause it looks like there's it's a pant
leg and you can almost see wherethe pant leg ends, and then there's
like almost like a like a slideor like they're wearing a crock or something
like you can see a break.If they're smart enough to stay eluted,

(01:33:31):
what makes you think they're not smartenough to hem their pants? Yeah,
even wear pants right or put onshoes. All right, let's just say
this is fake. Okay, let'ssay so. Then what a group of
people are like, Hey, Igot an idea, put this on and
go stand over there. Yeah,and I'm gonna take a video and then

(01:33:55):
you go, now let's post it. Yeah? What I feel like there
would be some like if you weresomeone that posts a video to a Facebook
believers group and you just joined thegroup, they shouldn't allow that. They
shouldn't allow you to be the oneto if you just joined, there should
be like a year waiting period beforeyou can post videos, right, so

(01:34:19):
they know that you're not faking it. I'm just maybe, yeah, unless
they're all faking it, and thenthey're like, Jim bra Bo, that
is a great idea, don't Idon't believe that. I think there are
people in any conspiracy they that trulyone believe it with their whole heart.

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And even if they get a hintof information that says that they are wrong,
they won't do it out of fearof looking stupid, right, or
and that a lot of people gowith, like, let's just say there's
a reason a certain classification get wrappedup in these is you feel alienated,
you feel like no one's paying attentionto you, you feel like you're not
believed. And then you start readsome about this and you find out more

(01:35:03):
and they're welcoming, and then youpost and then you get attention and then
people are like hey, they're likeoh yeah, and then suddenly you're it's
almost like cultish, like you're likethese people like me, and then the
moment you're like I don't know,guys, they're like, what's wrong with
you? Right, goes back tothat Charlton doctor who back in the day

(01:35:23):
would believe make people believe that hecould fix their fertility men and women by
putting male goat testicles, cutting likecutting in your skin, and just put
it in there in different locations everytime. And he had no discerning ability
to do this. He hadn't beentrained, he wasn't a veterinarian nothing,

(01:35:43):
And anytime people brought up against him, he was like, well, you're
just too stupid to understand I'm thedoctor. Well yeah, and people went,
yeah, no, I don't wantto look stupid, and so they
didn't they didn't admit with it.So they just stayed with the bit,
right right, keep putting your tastaclesin me, sir, exactly what I

(01:36:04):
would expect Gimpy to say. Butthis video, you may be right,
lindsay, it looks not even thoughit's close and it's clear compared to like
Zipruter and some of these other ones, it's it's not the same, not
Zipruter. That's a that's j it'sJeff kuh that it doesn't it's not close

(01:36:25):
enough, it's not clear enough,right, No, no, no,
no, no, And where didthis Where was the picture taken from?
Like, was it from a deerstand? Because it is it is pretty
close to these, to the littlethe few deer that are in the photo,
and the deer are staring at theobject as well. I want to

(01:36:45):
know why the deer weren't weren't scaredoff? Well, they might have been,
and that could have just been youknow, the timing of the picture
being taken, you know, beforethey ran off. I want to see
the original video. Yeah, mmhmm, unless I guess you snapped the
picture right, and that was it. It just looks fake, just looks

(01:37:09):
fake. It's just hard. It'sso hard to believe anything because of you
know, AI truth, not evenAI before aieh, people dressed up in
constant. Yes, yes, soit isn't an AI thing. It's always
but to that point with AI,it makes it even more terrifying, not
just on this, on anything youdon't know if it's real. Absolutely,

(01:37:33):
he's gonna have to start not believinganything you see online or even on television
because you just don't know. Missouristate model, Missouri show me state.
If if I don't see it,it ain't happening. All right, we
got to take a break. We'llbe back to The Big Man Morning Show
returns next Elsa's Morning Show. Goodmorning, It's the Big nine Morning Show.

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Nine one, eight four six,oh K M O D. You
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four five. Joining us at thistime as Michael Malega from the Tulsa Drillers.
Hello, sir, how are you? I'm doing great? Corby,
good morning, good morning. It'sgood to talk to you. The Drillers
will be back in town next Tuesday, and that is for two dollars Tuesday,

(01:38:30):
which is always a special night downat One Oakfield. And this is
a really special team. I wasgoing through some of the stats. Two
hundred and one RBIs between five ofthe guys, fifty five home runs between
those same five guys. One ofthose guys has nineteen stolen bases. This
is an exciting team to watch playbaseball at One Oakfield. You know,

(01:38:50):
we're we're fine in our way,you know, there's it's that we've had
our ups and downs for sure.Right now we are you know, we're
currently in the in the playoff position, which is where we want to be
obviously, So so that's good.So we've got a lot to play for
here tonight. But we've lost acouple in a row, so we've got
to get back at it tonight onthe road at Frisco. But you're right
back in town next Tuesday for asix game homestand Tuesday through Sunday, starting

(01:39:14):
off with two dollars Tuesday. Yeah, we're getting down to the deadline for
the Major League Baseball trade deadline,and I always get nervous when I see
a Dodgers headline in there. I'mlike, oh, man, who they
who? Have they traded away?But we still have some a list guys
that are playing for the Drillers downat One Oak Yeah. Absolutely, But
it's going to be a busy week, you know. So you know,

(01:39:35):
like you said, trade headline isup here at the end of the month,
and the Dodgers, I think aregoing to be very active. And
we've seen this time and time again. With the Dodgers, they're usually buyers,
which means that there's probably going tobe some trades, you know,
happening, and they're going to affectour roster. I think we'll probably see
a few of our guys get dealthere. But you know, in the

(01:39:55):
past we've had that happen and weget great young guys coming up and joining
the team. So we're not tooworried about it now. Well, And
the thing I wanted to bring upabout that is just because a guy gets
dealt away, that is only onepiece of the equation that happens at One
Oakfield. There's so much excitement goingon at One Oakfield when the Drillers play
that that isn't a reason not togo. There's so much to do,
whether it be for kids or adultshappening at the stadium. Oh yeah,

(01:40:19):
I mean for sure, it's it'sdefinitely the baseball is what brings us together.
But it's the uh, you know, it's all those other activities and
everything else going on the ballpark andthe great promotions. You know, two
dollars two day. You've got Barkingthe Park going on Wednesday. We've got
our Noodlers Nights. We've got twoNoodlers Nights this year that will come up
next week next Thursday and Friday,and and then we got our back to

(01:40:39):
School Night backpack giveaway next Saturday.So it'll be be a packed weekend for
sure. Hit Tulsa Drillers dot comto get your tickets to see the Drillers
in action. ESPN put out thetop twenty five players of the twenty first
century. I want to hit thetop ten and get your thoughts on them.
You're ready, sure, Max shirMax Scherzer, Yeah, I mean

(01:41:00):
Max Scherzert. He's got longevity,He's been unbelievable, a cy young type
of pitcher. He's one World Series. He's been a part of a lot
of a great team run. Soyeah, I think I think he's definitely
worthy of the of the accolade.Three time cy Young Winner, two time
World Series Champ, eight time AllStar, top ten all time in strikeouts
through two no hitters in twenty fifteen. Unbelievable. Yeah, what a player.

(01:41:25):
Number nine David Ortiz, you know, as a Red Sox guy.
You know, I kind of hateto even talk about him, but you
got to give him credit. Imean, Big Poppy is an absolute monster,
and he got better with age.He was kind of like a Barry
Bonds type player. As he gotolder, he just hit better and better
and better. And he's a greatleader, and he helped lead those guys
to their first World Series in decades. So you have to tip your cap

(01:41:47):
to play Big Poppy. Yeah.Three time World Series Champion, plus a
twenty thirteen World Series MVP, tentime All Star, seven times Silver Slugger,
and five hundred and thirty one homeruns, which is the third since
two thousand, right, and nowhe's just doing a brilliant job of annoying
everybody on television. Not gonna saythat was a shock when I saw that,

(01:42:11):
anyway. Alex Rodriguez number eight,Yeah, I mean, you can't
deny it. You might not likeAlex Rodriguez, but you can't deny the
greatness of Alex Rodriguez. I'm honestlysurprised he's not up a little bit higher
maybe on the list would be myopinion. You know, we love him
or hate him. The guy isabsolutely a monster baseball player, you know,
from his rookie year all the wayto the finish line. Multiple MVPs,

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multiple World Series, huge contracts,paved the way for the young players.
I think number seven was kind ofa surprise to me, justin Verlander,
even though I mean I'm not todiscredit who he is and his abilities,
but he came in at number sevenagain, another one like Scherzer.
I would rank him, always thoughthim ahead of Schuerzer personally. I think

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he's just an absolute dominator on themound. You know, he's done it
for many many He'll probably be thelast three hundred win guy that we ever
see now with the way that theykind of contain starting pitchers and limit their
innings pitch and limit their number ofstarts. So yeah, I mean,
he's definitely in my generation. Iput him up there near the Roger Clemens

(01:43:15):
in the Clayton Kershaws. I'm goingto put six and five together, Barry
Bonds and Ichiro Suzuki. Yeah,Barry Bonds unbelievable. Probably if it wasn't
for all of the negativity around steroidswith him, could be number one on
this list, I would think.In each row, I mean, yeah,
each hero is unbelievable. What awild ride that was of each row

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hitting the big leagues and you know, right from rookie year, Rookie of
the Year, type of guy,three thousand hits incredible team player, one
of the more lovable guys in MajorLeague Baseball. What a great great player,
best player from Japan probably Untillo,Tony number four and three, Miguel
Cabrera and Clayton Kershaw. Yeah,I mean Kershaw's I think he's the He's

(01:43:57):
the best pitcher of the current generation, no question, first ballot Hall of
Famer. Uh Meggie Cabrera as anotherone. You know, he he just
burst onto the scene and was anabsolute monster from day one, and you
can't really argue him either. OneWorld Series with the Marlins, you know,
moved on, had an incredible finishto his career in Detroit. Absolute
Hall of Famer number two, MikeTrout. Mike Trout gonna be a Hall

(01:44:21):
of Famer. I just wish hecould control his injuries. But Mike Trout
is it. Yeah, He's anabsolute generational type of offensive player as well.
If it wasn't for Otani joining theAngels, I think his star would
shine even brighter. And then numberone on this list of the top Major
League Baseball players the twenty first century. As we speak with Mike malego the
Tulsa Drillers, get your tickets TulsaDrillers dot Com. Albert Pulos, Yeah

(01:44:44):
you got Yeah, definitely. Yougot to give it up for Albert poolols
Man. What an absolute monster hewas too. I remember at the old
stadium before we moved over here,we had a we had a little article
posted on the on the door toour workroom area, and it was it
talked it spoked his first ten yearsin the big leagues, and this guy
like hit like three thirty every year, hit thirty to forty home runs,

(01:45:06):
drove in like one hundred and twentyruns, scored like one hundred and twenty
runs every year. So Poohol's themodel of consistency. Absolutely one of the
greatest, and yeah, I wouldput him number one on the list.
The omissions for me would be RogerClemens and maybe Randy Johnson up there.
And you mentioned Showey. I thinkwe got to put him. He's number

(01:45:28):
fourteen, so only six years inthe league and he's already trucking through that
list of the top twenty five playersof all time, witnessing greatness happening with
him and the Dodgers. No doubt. We revisit this list in five years
and he's he's in the top three, if not number one. Michael Lega
Tulsa Drillers, get your tickets TulsaDrillers dot com. See the Drillers in
action at one Old Field. Mike, have a great week, all right,
thank you too for taking a back. Good morning, It's the Big

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do it every week at this point. Uh It's Happer, Big Mad Morning

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Shows top list, random topics,randomly drawn with random results. Now here's
Corbyn, Kimpie and Lindsay with thisweek's top list. This week's top list
is Olympic events. And these aremaybe the events that are your top five?
What do you got? Lindsay?So I chose for number five for

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this This year's Summer Olympics skateboarding prettyexciting. Sometimes sometimes I like watching the
videos on YouTube when they're doing somefails, and I feel like in the
Olympics there's not much failing going on, some good tricks. It's cool to

(01:47:55):
see what they can do with askateboard. Is it a metal event this
year? Is in an exhibit.I don't know, Okay, I really
don't. I'll say metal. Whoknows four handball? I don't know much
about this sport. I looked itup and I was thinking, like,
it's handball like table tennis, onlyyou're using just your hand. No,

(01:48:18):
it's more like a form of likedodgeball almost only you have to get the
ball in a goal and it's playedinside. It's like seven person six to
seven people on each side, andyou have it's almost set up like volleyball,
and you have to get the ballback and forth and you're trying to

(01:48:41):
score goals and they score like betweentwenty and thirty points a game. It's
really fast paced. Yeah, I'veseen this. They played it in Beijing.
Yeah. Number three BMX cycling andits freestyle. I like, I
think that's exciting. Have you watchedany of these Yeah, in the I
and I've gone to BMX courses beforeand watch them live, and that's fun.

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Entertaining to the opening ceremony, CeleneDion has not performed live in many
years, and she's performing and itwas rumored that she was going to be
getting paid two million dollars just tosing one song. That was just a
rumor. She's actually not getting paidto perform at the Olympics. But nonetheless

(01:49:34):
I'd like to see her perform.And then number one for me artistic gymnastics
floor. Yeah, the floor exercisesspecifically, Yes, I love the music
that they pick. And Simone Bilesis back. She's amazing. I want

(01:49:55):
to see her come back, andI think she's gonna to do amazing again.
She's just awesome. We're doing ourtop list Olympic events. What do
you got, gimp? Number five? Have got wrestling Roman gret Go geck
go wrestling. Yeah, not likewith lizards whatever. It's fun to watch

(01:50:16):
them go out there and you know, get tangled up because it's not like
you know, WWE or anything likethat. It's like legit wrestling. I'm
like, Dan, that's impressive.Yeah, when you these monsters throw each
other around, it's insane. Andthat goes back like to the original Olympics.
That's what of like the og eventsyou know, uh so I did

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on this particular list, I addedI threw in some Winter Olympics as well.
I know the summer Olympics are comingup, but Olympics are Olympics,
okay, whether it's summer or winteror whatever. But ski jumping is another
is number four for me. Ithink that is so impressive that they get
on those long ass keys and they'reon that big ass slope and they're hauling

(01:51:03):
ass s and then show and therethey go, soaring through the air.
Sometimes the wipeouts that happen are amazing. Just watching them being able to land
those maneuvers are pretty awesome as well. So yeah, that's why I just
I wanted to throw that in theirski jumping for an Olympic events. It's

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a winter Olympic, but it's stillan Olympic events. The rest of them
are all summer Olympics, okay.So so wrestling number three. Diving,
diving Olympic diving, whether it beyou know, you know, high dive,
whatever, you know, watching themgo out there, it's I find
it very impressive that they can goout there do like six twists and a

(01:51:48):
curl and a turn and then landin the water and make hardly any splash
at all whatsoever. I find thatimpressive, very impressive. I can't look
at the water without it making agiant splash, you know. So I
think to be able to do that'spretty awesome. These next two are simply

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for my own selfish needs. Andnumber two is women synchronized swimming. If
you're lucky, you'll get a nipplebecause they're they're in the water, they're
tailing around, they're doing their routine, you know, and it happens sometimes
sometimes an arm grabs a swimsuit andout comes a booby. So do they

(01:52:32):
call it something else? Now?Yeah, I don't know. I don't
know water dancing. Maybe I don'tknow something like that. I don't Yeah,
I don't know. I've just alwaysknown it as synchronized swimming. And
I'm in it simply for the wardrobemalfunction. Okay, that may or may
not happen. You just pray.I hope, so, I hope.

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So because you catch it live,you're like, rewind, rewind, let
me see that Australia nipple or whatever. Artistic swimming, artistic swimming, how
sophisticated autistic swimming? Number one Ithink, you know, was totally for

(01:53:15):
a selfish reason, and that's women'sbeach volleyball. They're out there wearing.
Next to nothing playing volleyball like it'sgod damn top gun and I love it.
I think it's fantastic, especially whenthe cameraman mounts up right behind him
doing Top list of Olympic events.Number back to skateboarding is exhibition. Is

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a medaling event, but it's exhibitionalong with uh oh man, did I
already lose it? The other Thereare some other ones anyway. Number five
hunter men's hunter meter, men's andwomen's final in track and field. Okay,
it's so fast, you're watching thefastest people on Earth. Super exciting.

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That starts Thursday, August first.Number four I also had skateboarding.
It starts on Saturday. There's twodifferent types of skateboarding events that happen,
and there's street and then there's likearena stuff, so okay. Number three
I also had beach volleyball that startson Saturday, with the medaling starting on

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August ninth, so they play eachother and then they get into the metal
rounds. And this year they've madethe stadium at the base of the Eiffel
Tower. That's fun, so thewide shot will be the Eiffel Tower behind
them, built a stadium right there. Number two wrestling that starts August sixth.
It is seeing these highly tuned,highly trained athletes perform literal skill to

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get the other like to try andsubmit the other person, or to gain
garner more points than they do.It is one under I'm stronger than you?
How big is a circle in wrestlingon the mat that you have to
stay in? I mean you haveto stay in it. But it's not
like sumo wrestling, where if youget out of it you get a point,

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so it doesn't really matter. Whydo you ask? I was just
curious? Okay number one for meand I got into watching this a couple
Olympics ago and it doesn't sound awesome, but every time I watch it it's
super exciting. And it starts onSaturday, and that is fencing. They've
changed it with technology so whenever thesword touches the suit, the stage turns

(01:55:39):
a different color, so you knowthat that person won, they got the
point. So before you wouldn't you'dbe like, I don't know what happened?
Did they get a point? Whathappened? Not anymore? And they
have like special digital screens on theirface, so like you, they change
it. It's really crazy. Solike if you get hit, what it
turns to a frowning face. Idon't know, but that's a great idea.

(01:56:00):
I like it. And it's justit's crazy how these people go back
and forth and then it's it islike old school Olympics. To me,
that in wrestling are old school andit's so fun to watch. It sounds
stupid, I get it. Andthen they take their stuff off and they're
like, hey, but they're highlytuned athletes. I look too, because

(01:56:25):
I was unaware on what events theUS is not won a gold medal in
handball, okay, modern pentathlon,table tennis, badminton. We haven't sent
a team for badminton at each ofthe Olympics. So that's why it makes

(01:56:45):
it tough. Field hockey, okay, triathlon, rhythmic gymnagnastics, and trampoline.
I saw trampoline was on there.I was like, huh, that's
interesting. What do you do?You just bounce? Sure, there's some
aerial maneuvers. Do they stick thelanding whatever? I don't know. Do

(01:57:06):
they play popcorn? Yeah? Polowrecked the egg? Right, they do
polo. We've never won a goldand lacrosse we've never won a golden and
polo and lacrosse aren't really sports anymorein the Olympics. But yeah, and
there was a lot of people fromhere that got involved in because of BMX

(01:57:29):
BMX training that was here, andso that a lot of people from here
went to be a part of it. That's cool. Yeah, it's one
of those things that's you're like,that's so cool that that happens right here.
Uh, let's see there was threeon three. Basketball is something.
Yeah, that's that's new this year, right. I'm not sure. Boxing

(01:57:50):
is another one that a lot ofpeople love. Break Dancing is new this
year. That's interesting. Break dancingand Olympic sport. Huh. I mean
I can't do it, so goodgood for them. You just I don't
see it as a sports. Butokay, uh, some people text in
number five opening ceremony, Number fourbeach volleyball, Number three softball. Was

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there softball on that list? Ididn't see. Yeah, I don't see
softball on the list, So Idon't think softball is a thing anymore.
Yeah, Gymnastics and swimming top Olympicevents. It isn't even a contest the
closing ceremony, it's over and nowthe host country can try to stop the
hemorrhaging of cash. Sure, we'reall about the women's gymnastics in our house.

(01:58:41):
Jade Carrey is the wife's niece.Sure, well that's cool. Yeah,
you drop something there, homie JadeCarrey's name. They have a really
good NBC has a really good schedulewhere you can go in and type what
you're looking for. It'll tell youwhen it starts. You can click on
it. It's a real good interactiveto find out when stuff is on,

(01:59:02):
so you can for watch it forthose that are excited about the trampoline.
August second is when that's going tostart. So there you go, take
a break. We'll be back toTulsa's Morning Show continues next for The Big
Man Morning Show on Tulsa's rock stationninety seven KMOD. Good morning, It's

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the Big Mad Morning shown six ohKMOD. You can also text bmms and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five. I saw
this video this morning and it wasof people at a concert and they're in
the front and they're trying to getthe attention of whoever's performing, which in

(02:00:04):
the video you never see, butin the video they've got some sort of
app on their phone and they're writingnotes to whoever's performing to get their attention.
And the video I don't know whyit came up in my FYP,
but it showed that she was witha guy and in the notes were like,

(02:00:30):
I'll leave him for you, threesomequestion mark things like that, and
I'm like, that's really annoying.And it's annoying from the standpoint of I've
paid to see the show and you'redistracting them because you're like, well,

(02:00:53):
threesome, right, distracting the performer? Correct? Gotcha? Correct? Yes,
I mean just show your breath.It's like the old dice, right,
it's quick, easy. There somepanties on stage. Let's move it
along. Yeah, And there's theobvious like you're with somebody and all that
other stuff, and right, thoseare the obvious things. But to me,

(02:01:14):
it's the you're playing you're deer.It just sounds if I do chopsticks
on their right, I got you? Yeah? Yeah, all like a
picture is that kid from Deliverance?Yeah, every stage, and then some

(02:01:35):
gal in the crowds three or soand so like and they're just you know,
like a h and then and alsoyou're not paying attention to the show,
right, you're not involved with what'shappening. So far as the person
not paying attention to the show,that's on them. In my opinion,

(02:01:56):
that's on them. You missed theshow because you were too busy flirting with
guy on stage. Yeah, butit's almost like talking on your phone on
speakerphone in public, Like now you'reknowing the rest of us right right right,
and now I'm invested. Now I'mlike, well, you know,
what's the next one saying? Andthe out seat that's a you thing.
I know. But I didn't startthis. Yeah, we didn't start the
fire. Yeah, I get it, I get it. I'd be more

(02:02:18):
upset, like if the if theperformer is getting distracted and songs are getting
offbeat or whatever because they're too distractedfrom these messages. That's what Because I
paid good money to be there,and yeah, I know, listen,
send your messages. That's cool.But now, look, you're distracting this
person and they're ruining their performance becauseyou want to have a three way And

(02:02:43):
now I've overthought this. Okay,So there's that aspect. Then there's like
you don't even know who you're talkingto. You've got to find the bodyguard
person, right, He's not gonnathe chances of the individual hymn assuming to
him that he's gonna stop the showand be like you right so low right
right now. Maybe he goes sidestage and says, you know, red

(02:03:04):
skirt with the phone, right orwhat. I don't know. I have
no clue how any of that works. Of any of the people I've ever
met that's famous, I've never askedthem how they hand out p passes.
Right. You know what's funny isyou never hear about, you know,
female artists and guys getting called backstageor whatever. You always hear about the

(02:03:26):
male artist and like you said,red skirt with the phone, they're going
to, hey, you come onback here. You always hear about the
girls getting picked up. You neverhear anything about you guys getting picked up
from artist at a cons Well.I just think that's the way I'm sure
it happens. But I think it'salso just the way men and women want
or utilize sex. True, right, men are pretty low gauges to just

(02:03:49):
have sex, where women traditionally againjump in here, lindsay that takes a
little bit more than flash me anote on your phone, right right,
right, right now. Women areattracted to people by they look. But
and then here's the other part.This is the other over you think you're

(02:04:10):
so and women are much better this, which is maybe why the answer is
it doesn't happen as often as women. Is that like you think it's that
eat like you're offering something that's neverbeen offered, right exactly. Guys are
simpletons. You know, we seea nice rack, you know, maybe
a pair of tight pants, You'relike, hey, a blonde down there,
second row. I know it wasdumb, but yeah, right,

(02:04:30):
simpletons so so. But but likeso if a guy is trying to just
schmooze, we'll say Shania Twain,right because I would love it if Shanaia
was like, hey, you littlearm, come on with me, you
know. But like, so,what do we do to break that barrier?
Do I have to wear like athree piece suit, you know,

(02:04:54):
or you know, the tightest pantsthat I could possibly squeeze into? Yeah?
Again, I have to shove aq CO down there. Yeah,
you're you're you are going with theline of like men that just randomly send
pictures of d's like you think thewomen are gonna see it and be like,
oh, man, I can't controlmyself. It's not the same,

(02:05:15):
right women. I'm not saying nowomen, but women traditionally again, lindsay
jump in here. Aren't like there'sa penis. I can't control myself.
It's delete right, So I thinkI figured it out. You get you
a poster board and you just righton there. I've got a great personality.
There you go. You know thatthat right there should get you pulled

(02:05:39):
backstage, But I don't think youdon't think so. No, I don't
think it is obviously the tight pants, you know, and the flashing of
the waiter. Nobody wants to seethat. So if you're like, I've
got a great personality and I cancook, yeah, maybe that'll get you
pulled. It was something funny likethat. Someone like Chni Twein might find
that humorous and go, oh that'shilarious. You might read it out loud,

(02:06:00):
and that might be as far asit goes, you know, and
hope the least all you need isyour chance just give be like, hey,
you come on back here, andthen try to, you know,
strike up a conversation and smooth yourway there that way, and not that
it matters too much because again I'veoverthought this and not that it matters too
much. But typically women that arecelebrities always more attractive than men who are

(02:06:23):
celebrities. There's a lot of uglydudes that are famous. True. Not
everybody's a George Clooney or a BradPitt, right, They're more djqualls out
there than anything, right, Andit's only because they have money, right,
so, or fame and so Iunderstand that aspect, but let's just
play that out. So you're likethreesome and they go to the side stage

(02:06:47):
and tell their handler like, goget the girl in the red skirt and
the phone and says threesome. Andthen they pull you over the barricade.
All your friends are like there,she goes, now what see you later?
And then you work your way throughall the people being escorted by the
guy that does this. Everyone knowsexactly what's happening. Then they're like,

(02:07:12):
stand right here, George the famousbanjo player will be out in a minute,
right, And you stand there waiting, yeah, to be used like
a sponge. Yeah, yeah,there's no way you don't go. And
maybe again I can't relate. Ihave no idea. You don't go this

(02:07:35):
is gonna be awesome. It ain'tgonna be good sex. Right, No,
they don't. Literally, they'll go, well, bye, we're done.
And what if the tech for thebanjo player that you're trying to get
with is like, hey, you'rehere for yeah, Frank the banjo player

(02:08:01):
or whatever. You're like, okay, yeah, but let's see right,
I'm the vetting process, yeah,which Elvis was notorious for. Nobody gets
to the King unless they go throughme first. It's one thing if like
in the movie Walk the Line whereyou're singing and for those who know the

(02:08:22):
scene, Johnny Cash is singing andthis one girl is giving him the eyes
and he's like they're giving the eyesback and forth. Whatever he's playing.
Have you ever seen this movie,lindsay, Oh you're missing out. Oh
stop watching garbage movies and watch thisanyway, So he's he's playing, and
then he's backstage after the show andhe's like, you know, patting himself,

(02:08:46):
like dry sweating. What a crazyperformance. And then the promoter we're
believing to be the promoter is itsays the girl's there, but just he's
like huh, because it's like hiscousin, Oh you're cousin or somebody is
how she gets backstage, and thenthat's that that's a little more organic sure,

(02:09:09):
and feels like Okay, well shewas really determined rather than it's not
even transactional because I don't know whatyou're getting in return, dud. Yeah,
and that you don't care about anda good story. You're getting a
good story to tell all your girlfriends. Yeah, yes, got dragged backstage
to you know, hang out withGeorge the Banjo Blair. I'm gonna be

(02:09:31):
honest, I've been married to mywife about thirteen years. If that is
some part of her life, thatstory isn't allowed to be told anymore.
Truth. But she's not telling you, I'm telling any girlfriend, no,
her sisters. You're reliving it.Yes, yes, I feel like that's

(02:09:52):
so insulting, and you got tokeep in mind that a lot of the
at least I feel anyway, thoseare like women in their early twines mid
twenties who will grow up and getmarried potentially, yes, yes, yes,
yes, And now it's out thereon the internet. That's the other
part too. Yeah, you stillgot a great story to tell. But
what I'm saying is there comes apoint where it ain't a great story anymore.

(02:10:15):
Now it's just embarrassing and I've gotto hear it again, Mom,
Well, stop talking about the timeyou nailed everybody in def Leopard, right.
Yeah, And it's also not likethe groupie scenario where you hang around
the tour bus and do whatever.Again, I feel like that's a little
more organic. Yeah. Then thesekids today with their phones trying to get

(02:10:37):
a threesome with the performer or whatever. It's just technology. Things have changed
over the years. You know,they used to be hanging out by the
bus waiting for them to come by, or you know, throwing your panties
on stage whatnot. Now it's it'sall digital. And again, if this
is something you've done or something youdo, good for you. I'm no

(02:11:00):
judgment here to me. It's theprocess of all of it. And then
like twenty years later, when you'relike, you keep telling the story,
surely in your life there are thingsthat get better and our better accomplishments.
Then you banged Frank the banjo player? Was that the celebrity? Who were

(02:11:20):
Heidi Fi? Yes, she wasa madam. She was a madam.
You're taking you're thinking about a famousgroupie Heidie Flies. Though she probably banged
and did bang some famous celebrities,she ran a escort service. Okay,
Bunny Ranch, No, no,no, no, something totally different.
My thought was, you know,I wonder how many times her kids have

(02:11:43):
had to hear those stories. Butthat's her job, right right, right,
right right, that is a patchof her life that she had a
career. It's it'd be like ifyou were you worked at the Bunny Ranch
and you meet this and you're onvacation and you're like, hey, good
to see on vacate. Look youwe're all on vacation in the same spot.

(02:12:03):
What's the chances you're American? I'mAmerican, we speak English. Let's
have we're now friends. And thenyou're like, do you present that st
I used to work in porn?Right right? We gotta go through this
again. I gotta hear this again. I realized how many famous groupies that
were out there? Is what Imean, what would be famous? I

(02:12:28):
mean if it comes up and likein just this Ultimate Classic Rock magazine fifteen
of the rock's most famous groupies,I mean, that's not enough for me
to classify famous. I'm famous amongsttwo other groupies, right oh or okay,
known for that? You know,ah, please try harder in life.

(02:12:48):
Don't be known for d words delive. But you're not even getting paid.
We're not talking like you're getting paid, like this is your industry,
right right, You're just doing itfor fun because you're a dirty wore.
Yeah, all right, we gotto take a break. We'll be back.

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Telsa's Morning show, The Big ManBoarding Show. The Assault continues next
thirty seventy five. I'm a lineline. Good morning, It's The Big

(02:13:48):
Man Morning shown four six KMOT startwith Lindsay. Lindsay, what'd you learn
today? I learned that show LookingHazard was mistaking mistakenly left off the most
Hazarded list for Texas must have beena typo. And President Biden's addressed to

(02:14:09):
the nation last night wasn't sad untilhe said he was stepping down to spend
more time with his good friend BobNewhart. Give me what you learned today.
I'll learn where my donations to thehomeless go to sex toys. And
I also learned that everyone's in alphauntil the raping starts. I learned that

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Billy Ray Cyrus collects rings like he'shosting the Olympics, but not like the
homeless guy who picks ones up inthe park or trash then leaves him on
his little buddy until it turns ganggreenness. I really put a lot of
work into that one, he did, and I also learned Lee Low and
Stitch is a bad movie and abad hat to use. Corpin, say,
make sure that dishwasher is loaded right, it's ludy stopped tracking recycle.

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Now what the hell they lay?I mean it to be no make

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