BMMS 3-28-25

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Speaker 2 (03:02):
We got tickets to see Pop Evil.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
We're gonna give away April eighth at the Canes Ballroom.
We've got Taser Time trivia we'll get to We've got
Willy Nilly, of course, and we're giving away beer for
freaking a Friday case of Keystone, like could be yours.
What was your senior ditch Day experience? What was your

(03:28):
senior ditch Day experience? Maybe it was official, maybe it wasn't.
Maybe there was an email that went out. I remember
kind of getting spread like, hey man, we're skipping Monday,
all right, not like a here's a leaflet. Wasn't posted

(03:48):
in the school. There wasn't part of the announcements, didn't
have it on the bulletin board. We didn't have bulletin boards.
There was one bulletin board near the office, but we
didn't have one because people be people. Yea, even though
I went to school of only like three hundred and
four hundred people.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Per class.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, they didn't do one. We didn't let students.
Didn't do announcements either, really really didn't have one person
in the microphone. No, we didn't. I mean like once
a week, I feel like the principal made announcements. But
there wasn't.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
That wasn't a thing, right, we had a whole like
TV show news announcements.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah, I guess we were lucky to just have it.
We just had like one speaker in the room. There wasn't.
We weren't, you know, a technologically advanced school. I took
typewriter class, like real typewriter class. Computer class was a luxury. Yeah,
there's two spaces after the period. Damn it. That makes

(04:47):
me so mad. The two space thing makes me so mad.
And I even get more offended when people are like,
it's just a sign year old. I'm my gass, slow down.
That's a p style. That is a tech. It was
in college. I took AP style class. It was an
AP that that type of journalism writing type of you

(05:08):
did that right on typewriters. Yeah, no, no, that was
the style.

Speaker 9 (05:13):
Yeah, I still double space and my computer still corrects me.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
But whatever, that's a fairly new thing I've learned. That
isn't the thing apparently really, I know, I don't remember
that in because I keyboarding class was my thing, not
type typing or typewritering or whatever. It was keyboard class,
and I don't remember. No, we didn't have the two
double space after a period. No. No, when I did
take computer typing class, it was if you hit a

(05:39):
period of space, automatically put another one in for you. Oh. Now,
I don't know if that was that way, if that
was standard or ye, I don't know. I just try
to figure out the home keys, you know, lack of
fingersal Kimpi's type computer typing class report card was he's trying.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
Right, it's along well with others.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
If he had five fingers, thumbs and fingers, he would
be getting a D. But because of his situation, he's
getting a name. Yeah, I'll take it. He gets graded
on a curve. Yeah. I just remember getting really really
high at lunch and I then keyboarding class was right

(06:18):
after lunch, and I'd be ripped in that son of
a bitch, and then the guys next to me would
start messing with me, right because they knew, you know,
you could look at somebody and tell that they're baked,
and they just sit there and go. And I would
try so hard to keep my composure. Never worked out.
I always end up busting up laughing, and teacher's like way.

(06:40):
We had this lady that taught now, this was typewriter class,
and she was also the softball coach. Yeah, okay, I'll
let you paint that picture because it's going to be
whatever cliche is in your head and no jokes. She
would walk around with a ruler and if you looked down,
she would smack your hand. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And probably because of it.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
I can type. I don't have to look at my hands,
and I can type super fat, super fast. It's taken
me years and years and years to get that way.
And even then, every now and again, I gotta look down,
you know, because I'll look up at that I'm like, oh, kale,
I hit j when it's sort of been a k
or whatever. Yeah, computer typing class, this is how young
I am. Computer typing class was there was no Microsoft.

(07:25):
You didn't open word. It was literally a terminal with
like a yellow screen and that's what you typed on
and you had to type. It was like the prompt
and you had to type I don't know, notepad or
whatever it was to open the document to type, and
there were tabs. There was no mouse, none of that

(07:46):
fancy fancy stuff. Yeah, I'm so young. I remember the
internet was you had to tell net to gopher link
at the University of Minnesota to get into the Internet.
Hey yep, oh do you remember that, young lady.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
I No, I didn't have to use that, but I
do remember being told about it. How lucky I am
I don't have to use it.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Uh yeah, Anyway, that's not even what I want to
talk about. So we're giving away beer for friggin' a Friday.
What was your senior day ditch day experience bmmss and
what that is to eight two nine four five? A
case of Keystone Light could be yours, So get your
text to us on that. I saw this yesterday on
TMZ and then it popped up agin this morning and

(08:34):
I I don't know if you can interpret this as
maybe they he or they were not good people. But
Jeene Packman has not been picked up from the Morgue whoa. Well,
do you have stated before how his kids, well, their
relationship isn't exactly the greatest according to reports. Yeah, right,
so that kind of makes sense. You know, it sucks
you hate your dad so much and he's gonna leave

(08:56):
them at the moorge. The bodies were found inside their
home in late February that both bodies are still unclaimed.
Official also say it's not totally unusual for bodies to
be unclaimed, but are a little surprised that a month
later this isn't handled right. Especially Uh it's Gene Hackman.
Come on, legendary actor, come on listen. I totally get

(09:19):
the bodies go unclaimed. And I get that, like, hey,
did you know your your dad died. I know you're
estrang from him, but your dad died a month ago.
You know he's in the morgue. Whatever you decide to do, right,
I understand that. But this was a high profile in
the news. It's been in the news a lot. Right,

(09:40):
There's no way the chances of unless you're on you know,
Gilligan's Island, there's no way you are unaware. Right.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Maybe they're just busy trying to settle the estate issues and.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Put the bodies to rest first. You don't need to
do that. Yeah, you don't need to do that. Like there,
you know what I think Gimpie can relate to this.
Maybe they're like, I'm not doing anything until I find
out how much money I'm getting, right?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Maybe right?

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Right, Gimby, like you can relate to that thought process.
Why do you say that because of how you got screwed?
I mean I'd still do it anyway. Yes, I did
it anyway. I wasn't worried about the money that I'm getting,
you know, or would have been getting.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Right, I'm not implying you wouldn't have done it.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I'm implying that you had a situation where you somebody
else got the money and you didn't either either way.
I mean that's your those are your parents. I agree.
So so again, I wasn't in it for the cash,
you know. I I paid the bill. I would have
done it anyway. It would have been nice to, yes,
to have that insurance money so I don't have to

(10:41):
pay it out of my pocket or whatever. But uh, yeah,
I guess you're right if you're blood dad, whoever that
may be, was like like it somehow came to fruition
and they wanted you to deal with burying him. Are
would you pay for it? Would you do it? No?

(11:03):
Because I don't know this person, right, I have no
idea who this person is is. It's just a random
stranger at that point. Yeah, And I'm not going to
pay to have a random stranger buried. I feel I
do that enough with taxes on already unclaimed bodies, you
know what I mean. So yeah, I don't even know
if we do that. Yeah, I was just looking to
see what happens with unclaimed bodies. It says here In

(11:24):
most cases, unclaimed bodies in the US are cremated, with
the cremated remains stored for a set period and then
often buried in a collective grave or column bary columburium.
So like the trash, I guess some states may also
use unclaimed bodies for medical research or education. So either way, Yeah,

(11:47):
if they came and they're like we finally narrowed down,
I'm like, you, son of a bitch. You waited until
this mofo.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Died to tell me that this is who my dad is.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
You can get right? So all right, I just want
to play a scenario out, and I just and by
the way I blameing it, like I get it. Yeah,
but like knock on your door and they're like, Hi,
I'm Susannah, Hi Susannah. How can I have you? Man?
I have some really uncomfortable news. Your dad's dad. My
dad's been dead since twenty sixteen. Yeah, I'm your sister.

(12:19):
This was your real dad. Okay, that's cool, prove it.
How do I know this? How do I know? You're
just some random stranger knocking on my door. I don't
know you from Adam. So I'm gonna need some documentation showing.
And while we're at it, why don't you go ahead
and get some DNA from the blood of his dead
body so we can compare and then we'll sit down

(12:42):
and have a serious conversation. Because right now you're interrupting
my game time. So what evidence would like, what would
be the evidence if they were like okay and they
provide a document or whatever, what's the thing? Like the
the for sure for you? Oh, I would have to
be DNA. That's as strong as it is. I mean,
because anybody could forge payers, right, and even DNA results

(13:02):
they could probably forge those as well. But I feel like,
you know, I'm gonna need some solid DNA confirmation, you know,
and and if it comes back one hundred percent, then
all right we could sit and have a serious conversation
about this. But outside of that, Bubba, Yeah, I just

(13:23):
thought we could connect over Well, you should have fought
about that. Forty years you didn't want to talk. He
didn't want to Well, you know, that's on him. And
now he's dead and now you're a stranger to me.
I don't know who you are, sorry, old Susannah. If
they're okay, So I'm just making an observation. Yeah, no judgment.
You're safe here. Sure, I do believe you. There's no

(13:46):
that doesn't sound like there's any empathy, and uh it
sounds kind of cold. Of course it would be. This
is a total stranger, and I, you know, people be people,
and people be trying to you know, scam all the time,
you know, and I ain't trying to fall for that.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
So texted h She had a matching head.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Uh. Well, for one, it's not areditary. There's that There's
plenty of people that have some sort of deformity from
the pills that like, yeah, yes, I always forget the
name of it, yeah, soltimized, Yeah, yeah, that's that's out
the door. If it was it's worser hereditary, then my
three children would probably likely have it as well, and

(14:29):
they're fine. But yeah, as far as I'm concerned, that's
a total stranger in my book, it is. You're right,
and I have no ties to that person at all whatsoever.
And it's it's kind of terrible that you're gonna come
after me, you know, after this person had passed, and
expect me to take care of the business. You, Susannah,

(14:51):
have been there all his life and all your life,
so why don't you take care of it. I'm going
to I just thought you'd like to know down the street,
that's right, right, ah right, even if you don't, even
if you slam the door in this bitch's face, like
the psychological kicking the balls, Oh yeah, that's definitely a

(15:13):
blot and a bottle night after that, like you mean Friday,
yeah exactly, yeah exactly, and Saturday, yeah, depending on the
weather on a Sunday height carry on on and through
a Monday as well, while we're at it, it would
that would mess with your head for anyone. Yeah, yeah,
But I'm not the type to just instantly trust somebody

(15:37):
I don't know like that when it comes to something
so serious, serious exactly.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Yeah, yeah, interestingly enough, just this week, that scenario just
happened in my family.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
I'm not shocked.

Speaker 9 (15:52):
Yeah, yeah, huh.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
A random stranger comes knocking on somebody in your family's door.
The number of things we talked about on the air
that I just lapper, I almost just swore effing wild Well,
go ahead.

Speaker 9 (16:06):
I officially became I'm not the only child in my
family anymore, as far as me and my cousins go.
I have one cousin in Louisiana, and him and I
always had this bond because we were the only children.
He was an only child. I'm an only child, and
as of this week that is no more because he

(16:26):
found out this week that he has a brother. At
fifty four years old, he found out that he has
a brother. Yeah, and growing up, long story short, his
father had an affair, and growing up, he thought that
this kid was his cousin because his he grew up

(16:49):
in such a his father grew up in such a
Catholic family that divorce was never going to be an option,
so his wife could never know about this one time
affair that produced a baby and he had ten other siblings,
and so the so his mother was like your daughter

(17:11):
or his niece, ended up adopting this baby and raising
it as her own. And so my cousin thought that
this baby was his cousin. And until he moved away
and never spoke to him again, that was it. And
then here we go fifty four years later, finds out

(17:31):
he has a brother.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I mean, at least they had a connection in some
capacity and hung out. I mean, gimpiel Susannah shows up
and just drops this bot nuclear bomb. I have no
idea wad I never once hung out, right, wouldn't that
be weird too? If like your real dad, Because some
of the people you ride with sometimes are much older

(17:53):
for sure, for sure wouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Crazy if one of them was.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
And they knew it, but they didn't, never said anything, right,
just so they didn't want to put that bomb on you, right,
doing all these group rides together and poker runs and
stuff like, hanging out at the bar, probably had shots together,
talked about life, right, right, kids, So this is why
you buying me all those drinks. I thought you just
wanted a piece of me, which I gotta say, I

(18:16):
ain't hating, like to respect your boundaries and be like,
I'm not trying to blow up your life just for
something I want. I feel though here this is going
to get real. I feel that I would know, like
if a random stranger came up, you know, because I
don't look like anybody in my family that I know of,

(18:36):
not on my mom's side of the family, you know,
none of that. You know, my stepdady and my stepdad,
you know my brother. We don't look anything either, one
of your brothers. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I
feel like if if I saw that person face to
face they came up to me right there would be
I would know. That's that that certain instinct inside is

(18:58):
like you look really familiar, you know what I mean.
It's kind of almost like looking in the mirror sort
of thing, but like in the future maybe, you know,
I feel like I would like that. Yeah, for sure,
for sure, who knows.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
But also you have no idea the characteristics of what
he looks like.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Absolutely one of my kids has blonde hair, and ain't
nobody in my life had blonde hair, all right, right,
My brother had blonde hair when he was a baby,
grew out of it, grew out of it. Nobody's tall.
I'm gonna tell when my kids is gonna be tall?
Like you never know, man, Yeah, because it can go
from far back, skips generations or whatever. Yeah. I kind

(19:40):
of like if I had to pick a scenario fore
you on how you like found out about your dad,
I would I would pick that it's somebody who's in
your life but isn't like you don't know and maybe
you would never know, but they just still get to
see you and whatever. I think that'd be really weird
to be like you knew all this time and you
never never once brought it up, like you know, let's
just say that it was somebody that you know, I

(20:00):
go on ride and hang out with Da Da Da Da.
I think that would actually piss me off more because
it's like, here you are, we've known each other for years.
We may just be bar buddies or whatever, you know,
group ride buddies whatnots It sounds sexual when you say
it out loud like that, but you would not allow
whatever you need to say, no judgment. You never once,

(20:20):
you know, out of all these years, you never said anything.
I wouldn't be upset if somebody had came up you
know and was like, hey, I think you may be
my son, you know what I mean? Of course, would
be like let's go do you know, not twenty three
in meter because they're going bankrupt or whatever, but let's
do an ancestry or something to that effect. Really a

(20:42):
DNA test of sorts to find out for sure. Yeah,
I agree, Like whichever way you would find out would
be traumatic. I just think blowing up your life is
more intense than hey, I walked, So I'm respecting the boundary,
right and not trying to blow up your thing. Right.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's wild either way.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
It's wild. Of all the people I know that were
adopted or whatever and they're that person comes back in
their life in some capacity. I can't think of the
ones that I that have happened in my circle that
worked out. Right. There was always some like they weren't
good people, they wanted a handout, something to that effect.
Very few enhance their lives, enhance their lives for maybe

(21:27):
a year, yeah right, and then after that they were like,
oh no, you get to really see who they are
for sure. The newness part of that wears off.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Wild. Another reason why I'm good. I ain't worry about
all that Jo don't want none of that drama. Oh Man,
we got I'm almost forty five years I'm good. We
want to know from you. What was your senior ditch
day BMMS and whatever that is? To eight two nine
four or five case keystone like could be yours. We'll
take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Morning show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety km o D.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six Oh k m O D giving away
bear for freaking a Friday?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
What was your senior ditch day experience? BMMS and whatever that.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
Is?

Speaker 6 (22:17):
To eight two nine four five A case of Keystone
light could be yours On Friday. For news headlines, we
do news quikies, we do just the headlines. It's time
for news quakies, world news, local news, and news that
just makes you say, what the Here's Corbin Gimbam Lindsay
with what's going on? News quakies from The Big Mad
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
In ninety seven five, Man goes viral for mundane absurdity
of fixing a McDonald's sign.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Isn't it weird?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
How that feels like somebody being nice.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
And people are all ravel ravel. What was wrong with it?
Was I was falling over or was something misspelled? Just
like watching Lindsay's squirm. When that happens, she just cannot
stop herself. Her lips turned white because they're pressed together
so tightly. She does you can tell. Even right now

(23:12):
she's like flirting with the idea of blurting it out
and just dealing with the ramifications. Baby, do I have
it wrong? Lindsay Baby Brand releasing breast milk ice cream.
I think I'm good on that. People like to text
it and ask this question. Have you ever got in
trouble with your partners and stuff? The only time I've

(23:32):
ever gotten in trouble with my wife is when we
did we drink breast milk on the air that was
the Strangers? Was it because it was a strangers or
because it was just breast milk? Because it was I
mean probably the combination of the two. She was like,
you don't know who that person is, what sicknesses, diseases,
you don't know what's going on there, and you're just
drinking somebody's breast milk. What's wrong with you? She actually said,

(23:52):
bodily fluids. I have never had the breast milk before.
Don't do it, Okay, I was gonna ask if it
was all right.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, it's it's it's not a beer. It's not like
you should try this, man fair enough.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Passenger argues her dog fits into its carrier before flight.
She literally folded the dog. Say it again. Passenger argues
her dog fits into its carrier before boarding flight. Quote
she literally folded the dog in quote. I mean look
it fit fit.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
Wow. Man unable to get a job after having his
ID stolen and used by criminal.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Identity theft is a real thing. Yeah. Also, you can
get some asterisks to kind of help along the process,
right to like a police report.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Right, hey, my identity has been stolen?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Right yeah. A company creates self cooling beverage. Can you
mean a yet right? Right? You mean those ones that
have water and you put them in the freezer and
then put your candidate. That seems like, I mean, it
seems like a great idea. But if you're just going
to throw the can away, it seems like a wayte.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh yeah, good news. We've never started doing that.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
So phony dentist breaks women's tooth while trying to pull
it with pliers. You know, medical tools are not cheap.
I was so mad that this phony dentist did this.
They're called the phony dentist dude, right, not with an
E with the y.

Speaker 9 (25:35):
Florida Manacu's of running meth business out of tent.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
That tracks right, right, this feels legit. What parameters does
one need when getting meth to know if it's legit?
Besides it's a police out front. I mean that's a
very valid point. You don't really think about that. I
don't ask I never asked past tense. I need to

(26:00):
make sure that decades ago, decades ago for their credentials, right,
I'm just saying that, like you don't go, hey, I
know a guy who sells that. But right, it's gonna
look it's not like when you're trying to describe how
to get to El Reo Verde, the restaurant in North Tulsa.
I know it's gonna feel weird, but trust me it'll be. Well.
Where is it? Oklahoma's official state dinosaur found to have

(26:25):
never existed? What? Oh weird? Oh crazy? It's almost like
they never happened. Uh, monster under bed in Kansas Town
turned out to be real's creepy story.

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Mike Wazowski, right man, dresses. Spider Man seals ten thousand
dollars worth of anime trading cards.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
They'll never suspect Spider Man. I don't have a logical
reason for this except it's entertaining. And then as I've
gone down rabbit holes of people dressed superheroes fighting each
other on the street. Yeah, that is hilarious. It's very funny.
Twenty one year old angry at father drives his dad's
car into the ocean. How old the kid? Twenty one? Uh?

(27:15):
You kick him out of the house, right, You drove
my car into the ocean because you're mad for whatever reason.
Is it the first time you're in trouble. If it's
the first time, I don't know if you're gonna get
You're definitely not borrowing my car ever again. But if
it's like this is the long line of things, Yeah,
we're done. It's time Mayor bizarrely bar's residents from getting sick.

(27:40):
No sickness for you, ragamya declare no one will get
sick from this point forward.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Cream Eg thief banned from entire county after stealing hundreds
of Cadberry chocolate.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Okay, cream Eg, I was like, now there is a
there is a drink made with egg called a cream egg.
But Cadbury, I think those are so good. I think
they're disgusting. To be quite honest with you, I mean,
you're you don't love sweets, so I get it. I
don't hate them either, But when it comes to the
scope of you know, easter candy, I've always thought they
tasted weird. The creamy center.

Speaker 9 (28:13):
Just a I don't really, I don't buy them. I
don't hate them. They're I mean, they're far better than
a peep. No, peeps are horrible.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
No, No, that's that isn't a unique take. I get it,
but I don't think they're horrible. It's not like those
peanut butter candies at the Halloween.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
See what I'm talking about, folks. No one likes those.
Lindsay loves them.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, go, thank you your honor. I rest my case.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
They're fantastic. I would rather have those than some of
the other candy.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
But the Cadbury cream ake. Do you like candy?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Cigarettes? Can be? Let me phrase that. Did you like
candy cigarettes as a kid? Those chalky ones? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
To me, it's the same thing. It's just this weird
ideology of like, it's not simulating something else. I don't.
I don't think candy cigarettes taste really well. I'm not
like this is good candy, but I'm like, that's kind
of fun. And I feel that way with cadberry cream eggs.
It's kind of like an egg. It's fun, like it

(29:09):
is what it is in top in terms of like
top twenty candies, Like on a delicious scale, it does
not rank.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
Cigarette doesn't taste good either. It just looks cool when.

Speaker 11 (29:20):
You do it.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
It's a weird take, but okay, researchers say chat GPT
addiction is now a thing. I totally get that. Yeah,
you can go down the rabbit hole for sure. There
are many times where I'll be messing around in it
and it kicks out. You've reached your quota for the day.
You're like, oh, okay, I ain't hating that. That's all right,

(29:42):
I guess go to Facebook. I gains right keeping limitations
on it. That's good. Janitor gets six years after peeing
in cooler water bottles and infecting coworkers with STDs. Oh
my god, I remember us talking about that story. Six
years feels like not very long.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
Yeah, slap on the rest. Basically, well, I don't.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Know if it's a lap on the wrist, but six
years doesn't feel I don't know what the appropriate amount
of time would be.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Not everybody can be in jail for life.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Right, I think six years is good for pean and bottles.
Startup working on space Oh damn it.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Video shows moment bicyclist steals a lawnmower from man's garage.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Did you do the thing where he pulls it? Like?
He runs away, rights bike away, but he's pulling the
mower behind him. Looks so funny. Start up working on
spacecraft that will eat dead satellites for fuel. Love it,
Love it. Texans might soon have to show photo id
to buy dildo. I guess it makes sense. You don't

(30:42):
want kids out there just buying dildo's. Willy nilly, let's
focus on real problems. Who buys dildo's is hardly a
problem in our country. Last one, lindsay, all these kids
just run around with dildos. He gets a dell do,
they'll get a dil do. We'll all have dil dos.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Stop the influx of dildos in our country.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Michigan couple held in Mexican prison for disputing time share
payments through American Express.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Do not go to those breakfasts, all right? You will
be like this feels like a good idea. It's called
a filibuster. It's not. It's not a good idea. Don't
put your phone down. Don't text us how great your
timeshare is?

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Please?

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Would you like to buy Monthia? Scientists are growing human
bodies to harvest body parts, is no.

Speaker 11 (31:37):
Me.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
They have reasons behind you. I'm sure. I'm sure they're
making a ton of logical sense. No, no, no, See
what we're doing here at the Davidian ranch is pirates
booty founder stages Long Island mutiny, declares he's mayor, and
tries to fire staff.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I think that stuff's garbage. By the way, Pirate's booty.
Have you ever had it?

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Oh? Is that the popcorn?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Popcorn?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
It's buttered, not popcorn.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
No, it's like more like cheese puffs.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yes, butter flavored puff.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
It is pirates. You know when you go to an
Asian restaurant and sometimes they have those weird wafer things
that are look like foam on the table or styrofoam.
It's like that, but it's smaller and little pieces and
it's flavored, and sometimes the daycares and schools and stuff
like this have it out because it's not very expensive

(32:37):
and it's filling, and you know, is the process of
chewing on something so it makes your body thinks you're eating. Okay, yeah,
never heard of this stuff. But this guy, you know,
throwing his weight around like I'm somebody because he invented
pirate booty.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Hey, ladies, I think Lays did it first with the
Cheetos puffs.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
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It means we're giving away beer for frigging a Friday,
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Speaker 2 (34:00):
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Speaker 6 (34:00):
And what that is to eight two nine four five.
Tristan has done that. Hey, Tristan, how are you good?
Are you good? Tristan?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
What was your senior ditch day experience?

Speaker 12 (34:11):
Well?

Speaker 13 (34:12):
I was in high school my senior year during COVID,
and I never got to go back after spring break.
We went on spring break, and you know, COVID was
hidden strong and school. I decided we'll just take the
break for a little bit longer, and we played it
by ear for about three weeks, and after that they said, no,

(34:36):
we're just not going to go back. We did a
little graduation in May, and we were all sick to
be apart.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
So you know, it was.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Okay. And how did that make you feel, Tristan?

Speaker 6 (34:52):
I mean it was it was weird.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
I had a job, like, I had two jobs going
on at that time, so I was more interested in
trying to work for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
So you didn't care enough at school?

Speaker 13 (35:03):
No, I didn't get too shit.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Oh oh sorry, yeah, all right, not even one. All right,
go ahead, gain pee tell him exactly what he's gonna
get being a degenerate. Just scored you a case of
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Speaker 9 (35:36):
Number one Florida is heading to the Elite eighth of
the NCAA Tournament after blowing out fourth seeded Maryland eighty
seven to seventy one yesterday. Will Richard led the team
with fifteen points as six separate players reached double figures.
Derek Queen sunk twenty seven points for the Terrapins, who
finished the season twenty seven and nine. Texas is going

(36:00):
back to the Elite eight for the first time since
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Helloay.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Three seed Texas Tech defeated ten seed Arkansas eighty five
to eighty three and overtime in this Sweet sixteen in
San Francisco. Darien Williams finished with twenty points and scored
the go ahead basket with seven seconds remaining in overtime.
Christian Anderson scored a team high twenty two points. The

(36:27):
Red Raiders will play top seeded Florida in the Elite
eight on Saturday.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
What an exciting game that was. I watched the rest
of it this morning. It was exciting to watch and
for it all just to end right there at the
very end, You're like dh ardans all went further, and
I think people thought they were going.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
To definitely the Razorbacks and the season at twenty two
and fourteen. And that's your balls to the Wall sports.
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What was your senior ditch Day experience BMMS and whatever
that was to the phone number eight two nine four five, lindsay,

(38:00):
what was your senior ditch Day experience?

Speaker 9 (38:02):
Well, I had FOMO in high school, fear of missing
out big time. And for me, my dad worked really
really early hours, kind of like how we do. He
was gone for work before I even woke up to
get ready for school. And around the end of the
school year is when it was usually like the last

(38:24):
two weeks of school is when senior ditch Day would
usually happen. And my mom would always plan a trip
to Florida that year with her girlfriend, so I was
home alone during that time. So I would take advantage
and I would skip on senior ditch Day my sophomore, junior,
and senior year and no one would find out about

(38:47):
it because they were both gone. But the best one
was actually my senior year. I almost died on that day.
I was dry and I had three people in the
backseat of my car, one on my passenger side. We

(39:08):
drove to Chicago. We were ditching to go to a
Cubs game and they were playing the Cardinals. I think
it was like an eleven oh five day game. And
we're driving and it's like, I'm had heavy, heavy, heavy traffic.
It's always heavy traffic in Chicago, but this was the
first time driving. And my parents actually did know. They

(39:30):
knew it was senior ditch Day. They expected me to
be ditching, but they expected me to be going to
the beach. They did not expect me to be driving
to Chicago because that was not allowed.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
So they knew you were skipping. They just thought you
weren't going so far exactly.

Speaker 9 (39:48):
And if they had known, it wouldn't have been they
would have not given me permission to drive to Chicago.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
But we did.

Speaker 9 (39:56):
And we're driving and my exit's coming up, but I
don't know have GPS's, I'm just going by. We didn't
have cell phones at that time. I'm going by my friend,
the navigator, who's in the front seat, and he's like, oh,
you need this exit. And I turned my wheel so
quick that we almost hit the wall on the exit ramp. Yes,

(40:22):
and I correct the car and I mean it was
like s your pants moment, And I don't think anyone
said anything for about ten minutes after we made it
safely to our destination, like everyone okay, and that was it,
and my buddy tied. When someone did finally speak, he

(40:45):
looks at me. He was like, I'm glad that I'm
alive right now, but I think I'm just gonna take
the South Shore train home after the game. That was
so scary. Yeah, we got to see the game, and
that's uh, I don't know. I'm sure that the games
are still on WGN. I don't know, but we got

(41:09):
on WGN, and my grandfather noticed that we were on television,
and I got busted by my parents because he told
them I saw Linn's on television and her friends were
at the Cubs game.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Why does this feel like fairis Speelersdale Parade? Right?

Speaker 9 (41:25):
No, but that's how we got in trouble. That's how
I got busted. Sweet thought, oh, look at the cameras.
But yeah, that was It was still fun and you
almost died because of the turn of my Yeah we didn't,
but it was definitely as your pants moment. That's when

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tickets were cheap too to see baseball.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Sure, the good old days.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
What was your senior ditch day?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Experience BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five could get you a case of Keystone Life
for freaking air Friday, GIMPI, what is your senior ditch
day experience? You know, as far as I know, we
didn't have a senior skip day, and if they did,
they didn't tell me about it. In fact, I never
skipped school until my senior year. Really seriously. I it

(42:18):
was like maybe a couple of weeks towards the end
of school. My brother had just gotten out of jail
and got to the house and I I had mentioned
it to a friend of mine. I was like, I
should leave, a lesbian friend of mine who was actually
the date of my prom that year. So she's like,
you should go, You should go get out of here,

(42:40):
go hang out with your brother. And I was like,
you know what, I've never skipped a day of school
in my life. I've always strived for the perfect attendance reward,
all right, just because not like I'm a kids ass
or anything. I just, you know, just wanted it for
whatever reason. But anyway, so I said, you know what, Brandy,
you were absolutely right. So I left and went to

(43:02):
the house and my brother was there, waiting. You know,
I hadn't seen him in a couple of years, so
I was like, Hey, what's going on, And of course
we catch up there for a little bit, and then
we proceeded to get baked, spent the day getting high
and uh, drinking and and uh and then I, you know,

(43:23):
after school was out, took him over to a buddy's
house that we used to hang out at all the
time or whatever, and we hung out over there and
continued hanging out and partying. It was a good time.
But I didn't have the official like, like you guys
are talking about Senior Skip Day again, if they if
they did plan it, they didn't tell me about it.

(43:45):
Senior Skip Skip Day is always one of those things
that I don't know if there's an official, I don't
know who makes the decision right. Administration doesn't, right, And
there's always a group of people that go, this is
the day, and people just kind of roll with it, right.
That's the way it was for me, at least when
it came to Senior ditch Day. Our skip day is
what we called it. And I I don't remember a

(44:06):
day where everybody did but me and my friends picked
a day and we decided it was near the like
one of the last days of school senior year, to
go to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, which was about an hour
south of where I grew up. And we went to
this place called Our Buckles Tattoo, Okay, and there wasn't

(44:31):
a lot of tattoo places, but we had all decided
we were gonna get tattoos, and so we go to school.
We all meet up at school, but we don't go inside.
We stay in the parking lot, right, and then we
leave from there and go in my friend Tom's car
and there's like five of us, and so we drive
down there to our Buckles Tattoo. We get there at

(44:52):
like eleven We'll name a tattoo places in ninety three
that is open at eleven, am right, I don't open
to like two or something like that. And so we
start doing the math of like we get like if
it starts at two D and we didn't think to
call the guy ahead of time or anything like that,
and so we go eat whatever waste time. Two o'clock shows.

(45:13):
We go to the place it's you know, Sketchville, and
it's you know, it's Spider Yeah, right, if you will
at least to us, it was right.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
And you go in and he's obviously annoyed.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
He knows what's going on, right, and he's like clearly
hung over, not really with it, you know, takes his
cut off. There is a underneath the tattoo. Underneath the
chair is a giant like Maraschino cherry pickle jar industrial

(45:47):
that you would get a Costco or whatever, but it's
filled with formaldehyde and a tattoo that's been shaved off
someone's arm. Oh my, the walls covered with Chotchkey's and
all these things. There's no saran wrap, right, there's no
real system in place here that I recall and flash
art on the wall. Flash art, for those who don't know,

(46:09):
is just predesigned tattoos that you can pick from that.
Tattoo artists gauge on whether you know what you want
or what you do want, or if this is just
them getting some money. Usually not serious people that are
into tattoos pick flash art. And so he we're like
trying to decide. I can't decide, and everybody goes and

(46:32):
these aren't big tattoos, so it's not taking him very long.
And so he was like, does everybody have cash, like
I don't take credit cards, and we all had cash.
We were prepared for this, and Tom goes, Heath goes,
Chris goes, everybody picks their's, Blair goes. Finally it's my turn,

(46:52):
and I'm like, eh, I can't decide.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I can't decide where.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
One guy got it on his thigh, one guy got
it on his arm, one guy got it on his calf.
I mean, everybody's getting them in different spots. And I'm like, ah,
how about that? And I pick a wolf coming out
of the skin. Now, that was eighteen right, so we're
talking thirty two years ago. It does not look like

(47:22):
that anymore. I was gonna ask how that wolf is
looking now, and he.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Was like, where do you want it?

Speaker 11 (47:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Got another decision there, and yeah, I put it on this,
like the side of my thigh. No rhyme, no reason.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Can't figure it out.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Dumb Well, I mean to me, it sounds like you
wanted a place where maybe your folks wouldn't find it. Yeah,
you know, because if you've got it, yeah, yeah, Oh
this is dumb, right. It's the story I tell when
I'm like, should I gotta get a tattoo?

Speaker 9 (47:56):
Yeah, I'm like this this.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I don't regret this tattoo because of the It's a
great experience. We had so many fun times.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
We got back.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
My friend Tom's dad. We get back when we go
to Tom's house and his dad's sitting there, and his
dad was a very gruff, old school kind of guy.
Was in Vietnam. Maybe he was still there, I don't know,
but he's sitting there having a cigarette, drinking his coffee
at seven o'clock at night and a beer. And we're

(48:26):
talking about it, and he told his parents everything. And
his mom was my nurse from my doctor's office, right,
knew my mom really well. And so we're doing this
and he's kind of just listening. The dad is Greg,
and he's just sitting there, and he gets up. He
goes out to the garage, grabs a radio, saw plugs

(48:46):
it in, turns it on. He's like, who's first. And
he was the kind of guy that you never knew
if he was joking, but he was also a very
serious person.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
And he f'd us and how stupid we were and
all these things.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
It was the maddest I'd ever seen Greg's dad and
Tom's dad Greg, and it to this day sticks out
and is a vivid memory to me, and I held
it hit it from my parents for I mean, my
brother graduated college and he was only two years ahead
of me, so I guess two and a half three
years before they ever found out, or they ever found out.
What would they say once they found out about it? Uh,

(49:24):
my mom may have cried. Really, my dad was like,
you're dumb. Yeah, and you still have said wolf on you?
Oh yeah. Have you thought about covering it up or
maybe having it touched up to look like something decent
or that's just the way it is. That's the memory
that I'm holding with me. Huh, yeah, I got you. Look,
it's not a regret, right, It's like it is what

(49:46):
it is. Yeah, it's a story piece. No, people rarely
see it. Yeah, so it's like you know, having your
name on my ass, like actual Corbyn name on my ass.
People asked me, well, are you gonna what are you
gonna do? Gonna get covered up? You should do it? No,
I'm good. It tells a story, It tells a hell
of a story. Yeah, it'll be a good bar joke

(50:06):
for sure.

Speaker 9 (50:07):
Did a wolf have any meaning to you back then?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:10):
No, No, Yeah, he was just pressured and picked the
first thing that he could find. No. No, my lovely wife,
who I adore so much, right, laughed her ass off
when she saw it. Yeah, yeah, I'm aware how stupid
it looks. It does not bother me. I forget it's

(50:32):
there most of the time. But great senior ditch day story. Yeah,
got to hide it from my parents for a long time.
Like I remember like sweat like pitt sweating at some times,
thinking oh God, they're going to see it. Yeah, And
we were at my brother's graduation. We all stayed in
one hotel room, and I remember like showering or whatever,
and have shorts on and a tank whatever tank top

(50:55):
or whatever, and go to get in bed and the
shorts kind of come up a little bit, and my
mom's like, what's that? And I feel like my mom
probably knew my brother probably told her. She just waited
for the evidence to present itself to confront me. Maybe she.
I don't think she tried. Maybe she did. I'd have
to ask her if that happened. But what's your senior
ditch day experience, BMMS and what that is to eight

(51:16):
two nine four five case keystone, like could be yours
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
We'll give away beer coming up.

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Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
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then what you want to say to eight two nine
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Speaker 2 (51:52):
Let's play a game.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
Tickets to see Pop Evil are up for grabs. That
show is Tuesday, April eighth at the Canyon's Ballroom. Get
tickets Kaine's Ballroom dot com, and you've got to play
the numbers game. Try to beat Lindsay. She is overwhelmingly
without a shadow of doubt. Not let listeners win. Since
the beginning of the year one time listeners have one.
Maybe today that will change nine one eight four to six,
oh KMOD call it. Decide what category you want numbers,

(52:17):
percentages or averages, and whoever's closest to the answer the
most will win. Those tickets to Pop Evil. You got
to take on Lindsay to do it though, nine eight
four to six, oh KMOD, Good morning. You're on the air.
What is your name?

Speaker 9 (52:29):
Amy?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Amy is this the third day in a row.

Speaker 10 (52:32):
Girl, I'm listen. I am gonna win those tickets if
it's the last thing I do.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
All right, Numbers, percentages are averages.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
Let's do percentages.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Smart five questions from GIMPI just do the best you can.
Are you? No pressure? No pressure, because if you don't
get it right now, it's third time, I mean you
got to give up, right.

Speaker 10 (52:54):
I know, it'll just be embarrassing at this point.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yes, this one will all right. Let's find out can
be with question number one?

Speaker 6 (53:03):
Amy, what percentage of amputations are caused by vascular disease
like diabetes? Let's say fifty two, fifty two percent? Amy,
Trauma accounts for what percentage of lim loss cases? Trauma

(53:25):
accounts for what percentage of limb.

Speaker 10 (53:27):
Loss eighty one, eighty one percent.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Eighty one percent? Hey, Amy, cancer accounts for what percentage
of lim lost cases?

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Forty six percent?

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Forty six She says, Hey, Amy, what percentage of people
with limb loss experienced depression? Ninety percent? Last one? Here, Amy,
men account for what percent of all amputations? Like, they're
the ones getting amputated?

Speaker 10 (54:03):
Seven? Oh, they're the ones getting amputated.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Yeah, okay, SEV seventy two percent. She says, all right,
all right, listen, A lot of pressure on you, Amy,
but good news.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
If you win, you won't look like a loser.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
I hope, all right.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I've questions. Percentages is the category question one?

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Give mee Lensey, what percentage of amputations are caused by
vascular disease like diabetes.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
I'm gonna say thirty six percent?

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Thirty six percent, she says, Lendsy. Trauma accounts for what
percentage of the limb loss cases? Or zero? She says,
all right, Lindsey, anybody else smell toast. I know curveball,
but I smell it anyhow. Answer accounts for what percentage

(55:01):
of limb loss cases? Lindsay twenty percent, she says, Lendlay.
What percentage of people with limb loss experience depression? Ninety
five percent? She says. Last one here, lindsay, men account

(55:25):
for what percent of all amputations? M forty nine percent?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
All right, We've got the answers in.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
Lindsay has overwhelmingly been kicking ass, not letting listeners win.
Amy has called in this is the third time this
week to try and be a winner, charge if she
If she doesn't win, she will be the eternal loser,
at least for this week. I'm rooting for you, girl,
I'm rooting for you. I can see the Gimpatye who's one?

(56:00):
Youbody know who's one. So we'll see what happens. Question one,
Question number one, what percentage of amputations are caused by
vascular disease? Liked Britus well, Amy says fifty two percent
at Lenzy said thirty six percent. The answer fifty four percent.
Almost now, yeah, on the board, you have one right,
you need two more to get those tickets to see

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Pop Evil at Tans Ballroom on April eighth. Question two,
Question number two, trauma accounts for what percentage of limb
lost cases? Now? Amy said eighty one percent and Lindsey
said forty percent. The answer is forty five percent. Oh,
Lindsey is on the boards tied one to one. Question three,

(56:43):
Question number three, cancer accounts for what percentage of limb
lost cases? Amy said forty six percent, Lindsey said twenty percent,
and the answer is two percent.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Lindsay's got another one.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
It's two to one and only one more, and Lindsey
will be stopping you from getting not only tickets but
also redemption question for Gimpee corest number four, what percentage
of people with limb loss experience depression? Amy said ninety percent.

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Lindsey said ninety five percent. Damn near everybody? Well, the
answer is thirty percent. Amy got that one right, So
it is tied two to two. It comes down to.

Speaker 12 (57:30):
The last question.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Is she going to get redemption or is she going
to be a loose zero have to tell everybody she
lost again with our stupid show your head and shoes.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah, all right, pop Evil?

Speaker 6 (57:48):
How much? How much?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
How bad would you like to see? Pop Evil?

Speaker 10 (57:51):
I want to see them really done?

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Scale of one to ten.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Ten you leave your kids in a hot car.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
Well, that's awful.

Speaker 10 (57:59):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
Is five? Want to go?

Speaker 10 (58:07):
But I'm not trying to leave kids in hot core?

Speaker 6 (58:10):
All right?

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Windows there coming down?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Two to two? Can be question five?

Speaker 6 (58:14):
All right? For all the marbles, men account for what
percent of all amputations? That's the question. Amy said they
account for seventy two percent. Lindsey says they account for
forty nine percent. Going to well, the question was asked,
men account for what percentage of all amputations? The answer

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seventy percent.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
You get it.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (58:47):
You've got the tickets.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
You're not a loser. Congratulations, what a beautiful day. Redemption.
You did it, Amy, you did it. You're getting those
tickets to pop Evil Kane's Ballroom on April eighth. Oh listen,

(59:09):
whatever happens today doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
This is, sadly the highlight of your weekend.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
Speak speak Yeah, all right, congratulations, hang on the line
so gim peek can get your info. Okay, thank you,
excellent job girl. All Right, we got to take a break.
We're giving away tickets. I'm sorry, we're giving away beer
for freaking ay Friday. What was your senior ditch day experience?
BMMS and what that is? To eight two nine four five.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
We'll be back Telsa's Morning Show, The Big Van Boarding Show.
The assault continues next twenty seven five.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
Good morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six. Okmod can also tell to be a
miss and then what you want to say to eight
two nine at four five. We are giving away beer
for freakin a Friday. We're asking you what was your
senior ditch day experience? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Stacey is on hold?

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
Hi Stacy?

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
I'm good?

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
How are you good Stacy. What was your senior ditch
day experience?

Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Oh my gosh. So I was a junior this particular year,
and all my friends were seniors. We lived out in California.
I was the only one that had a car, and
we decided we're gonna take the day and we're gonna
go to the river and we're gonna have a have
a great day.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Right, so we do.

Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
We go out there, we have a great time. We're
on our way back home. Now, mind you, my mom
is back in Tulsa with my dying grandmother at the time,
and I'm out there in California and I we're out
there with my stepdad and he, you know, he just
kind of let me go and do pretty much whatever. Anyway,
So on the way home, well we got to get back.

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We're be bopping to some pretty cool music and not
paying attention, and I ran a red light and ended
up t boning this poor guy, and my friend's head
went through the windshield and the guy in the back
seat ended up breaking his retainer. Minie went through the dashboard.
We all ended up going to the emergency room. And

(01:01:26):
uh yeah, he pretty much got in trouble for that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
I mean I feel like you got in trouble already.
But how did you get in trouble with parents after that?

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Honestly, I don't remember. I think because my mom was
out of town, I really didn't get in too much trouble.
They were just happy we didn't die, and you know
they I think they understood or seniors kip day. And
she really doesn't have any other friends, So I don't know.
I think I don't think I all got off. I

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think I got off pretty easy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
So your parents kind of saw as the kid getting
to run the touchdown in the manager's getting run the
touchdown in on the football field, like, ah, she doesn't
have friends, let her have her day.

Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
Probably run yeah, because we you know, they were new
for it for years. I didn't have like I do
have life flowing friends now because of that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Sure you do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah, all right, jim me go ahead and tell her
exactly what she is getting.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
And Colbyn's class skipt for the day. He went straight
to work at the chocolate factory to'll work on the
next song and dance enjoy this case like hease, don't
light a to you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
A line so gimpy can get your info and have
a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
All right, thank you too, appreciate it. Yeah, let's see
what Kimpie has in this four by four well. Cobina
says here that top MS thirteen leader arrested in Prince
William County. The FBI says that one of the top
leaders of the MS thirteen gang has been arrested in Virginia.
The unidentified twenty four year old was taken into custody yesterday.

(01:03:00):
US Attorney General Pambondi says that the takedown was a
joint operation between the FBI atf ICE and a BSP
and Prince William County Police. President Trump cheered the news
on social media and called his Borderzar Tom Homan a hero.
The search for for US soldiers is now a recovery mission.

(01:03:22):
That's according to Lithuania's Minister of Defense. The soldiers based
at Fort Stewart, Georgia, went missing on Tuesday during a
training exercise there. MD eight Hercules armored recovery vehicle was
found submerged in water the next day. The vehicle is
believed to have sunk into a swamp, possibly reaching five

(01:03:43):
meters below the surface. Hundreds of personnel, including American and
Lithuanian forces are involved in the recovery efforts. Trump orders
Smithsonian to remove quote anti American ideology from the museum. Yesterday,
Trump signed an executive order promising to eliminate improper, divisive,
and anti American ideology from the institution. Over the last

(01:04:05):
few decades, the Smithsonian has included a broader, more diverse
telling of the nation's history, which Trump's order calls inherently
a racist, sexist, and oppressive. And then, lastly, here the
State House votes to skip governor and let people vote
to legalize sports betting. Governor Stitt said that he does

(01:04:27):
not support any of the bills moving through the state
capitol that would legalize sports betting and signaled he's ready
to veto them. Both the House, State House and the
State Senate approved bills this week that would legalize sports betting,
but the final terms and conditions are still being worked out.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
Former NFL running back Leshawn Johnson is being charged a
federal dogfighting case that resulted in one hundred and ninety
dogs being seized from him in broken Arrow. Johnson is
being charged with possession of one hundred and ninety pit
bull type dogs for use in an animal fighting venture
and for selling, transporting, and delivering a dog for use

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in an animal fighting venture. He's facing twenty one counts
and if convicted, faces a maximum penalty of five years
in prison and a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
fine for each count. The Department of Justice said it
is believed that the number of dogs is the largest
ever seized from a single person in a federal case.

(01:05:39):
Court documents showed that Johnson ran a dog fighting operation
in Broken Arrow and Haskell known as Malcant Kennels. In
two thousand and four, he pled guiltied animal fighting charges
for operating the Crazy Side Kennels. In two thousand and five,
he pled guilty to the crime of dog fighting in
Hughes County, Oklahoma, and received a five year deferred sentence.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
How many dogs did you say, we're confiscated ninety? Wow?
So in comparison, VIC had seventy. Yeah, that's what I
was looking at.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
I know. And people love to bring up the Vic thing,
even Lindsay off the air. She made a joke about it.
And I think VIC has redeemed himself. Definitely doesn't. He
will openly go this is what I did I'm ashamed
of it, like he owns it, right. And it's really
interesting because he's been doing stuff with Home Alliance, which

(01:06:29):
is the people that rescued the dogs that he had,
and they've even made a statement that says that, listen,
who would we be to give dogs second chances but
not people? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
I just can't even believe this guy didn't learn his
lesson after the first time.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
I mean career. There's a difference between a mistake and
career criminals, right, And if this guy, if you have
a charge over and over and over again for the
same thing, you could make an argument that that individual
could be a career criminal.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
Labama said a new record on its way to a
one thirteen to eighty eight win over BYU in this
Sweet sixteen at Prudential Center. The Crimson Tide made twenty
five three pointers for the most in a single NCAA
tournament game. Mark Sears scored thirty four points after making
ten threes. Richie Saunders led the Cougars and scoring with
twenty five points. BYU finishes the season twenty six and ten.

(01:07:22):
And that's your balls to the wall sports, I'm lindsay
on ninety seven to five Kate em movie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
Nine one eight four six Oh kmo D can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Good morning, Lindsay, Well.

Speaker 9 (01:07:48):
Good morning Corbin. Brett Michaels is coming to the Cove
at River Spirit Casino, the v Brett Michaels of Poison
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Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Good morning, give me well, Good morning Gorman. If you
did not win Pop Evil tickets this week, you know
Amy tried three times as you finally got it, have
no fear because I want to be at Lady Godiva's
Tonine from seven to nine with the Miss Lady Godiva's pageant,
and I will have some extra Pop Evil tickets for you.

(01:08:26):
So swing by, have a beer, have a shot, get
a lamp dance and snag some Pop Evil tickets. All right,
we're giving away beer frigging Day Friday. What was your
senior Ditch Day experience? Get it over to us BMMS
and what that is to eight two nine four five
could get you a case of Keystone Light. It's time
for Taser time trivia. This is where we will do
a little quiz competition of questions we have provided and

(01:08:49):
you have to get three right in order to not
get shocked three times. Last week, Lindsay was the last
one to go, so she will be picking who goes first.
And the first name that is going is me sor Ray.
Lindsay's going to put in the shocker and then uh,
I got the questions over here. Perfect. If you want
to be the handler, it works, uh. And so she's

(01:09:12):
going to get strapped on. And while she's doing that,
I'm gonna remind you, senior ditch Day experience, get yours
over to us BMMS and what that is to eight
two nine four five, and if we talk to you
on the air, you are going to get a case
of keystone light. Question one. All right, well, let me
reach my little hand in there and grab the first one.
And the first question is, Lindsey, what is the process

(01:09:34):
by which water changes from liquid to a gas. What
is the process by which water changes from liquid to
a gas?

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
From liquid to a gas, that would be evaporation.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Finally, answer, are you sure you get a lot of
question marks there.

Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
Yes, finally, finally answer, okay, what is.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
The process by which water changes from liquid to a gas?
You set of vaporation. The answer is evaporation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
The uncertainty.

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Hilarious? All right, number two. Let's see here, Dan, These
are like opening up fortune cookies. All right, here we go, Lindsey,
and what country is the Chernobyl Nuclear plant located in?
What country is the Chernobyl nuclear nuclear nuclear nuclear nuclear
plant located? Basically? What country Isnobyl?

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:10:33):
That would be I watched this special on HBO. That
would be a Ukraine. Final?

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Okay, the question in what country is the Chernobyl nuclear
plant located? You said Ukraine? The answer is Ukraine? Damn
two for two? Can we at least get her once?
That's the the question?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Last one here, Linds. All right, who is Andre romel
Young better known as who is Andrea romel Young? Better
known as.

Speaker 9 (01:11:17):
I should know this?

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
Tell us why you should know this?

Speaker 9 (01:11:20):
Because I believe it is a pop artist? Or oh
my gosh, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
Who is Andre romel Young better known as.

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
I want to say because it's Andre, I want to say,
Andre three thousand of Outcasts is my first go to
but I think it's a rapper. And when you go
down the list of artists with like there's a website
artists with what's their real names? Like, you know Lady

(01:11:54):
Gaga has got a different name, Stephanie whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
Yeah, that's not on our birth certificate. Huh right, right,
well are you gonna call this baby? We're gonna call
her a Lady Gaga.

Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
And it's not Andre three thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Uh? Whose question is this? Is this your question? Oh?
I have no idea. I don't think it's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I don't think I think it might be GIMPI.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
Very well could be. He's grab a bunch of them
to men there. Andrea romel Young is better known as what.

Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
Ice cube is coming to mind? But I don't uh
not Andre three thousand, Andre romel.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Young? Doctor?

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
Uh said doctor Dre, doctor Dre, doctor Dre. Doctor. Yeah,
I'm gonna go with doctor Dre.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Final answer, after great deliberation. Who is Andre romel Young
better known as you said? Doctor? It is actually doctor Dre.
Good job, that was your question. You ain't fool nobody.
I don't think it was just for bonus.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
I don't think it was.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Do you know what? Andre three thousand's name is really
he's also a rapper for the record. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, Andre, Benjamin, Benjamin and Benjamin. Excellent job, Lindsay,
you didn't get shocked once. And it is a taser
time trivia that means Lindsay will pick the next person.
Maybe she's so stunned by her her weddings. Gimpy is

(01:13:33):
gonna be next, So Lindsay will do the shocking. Gimpy
will put on the shocking device, the apparatus that has
been charged attached to our super charger here that runs
the radio station to make sure it's got extra juice
in it. And sometimes I feel right, and uh, he's
gonna get asked three questions. These are all questions provided

(01:13:55):
by us. But by the way, I think we're gonna
have to update.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
And if he gets it wrong, he gets shocked. If
he gets it right, nothing happens. Are we ready? Oh?
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Question one?

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
What game studio makes the Red Dead Redemption series? What
game Studio makes the Red Dead Redemption series? That's fun
because you got Red Dead Redemption, then you have Red
Dead Redemption two. And I hear their speculation there might
be a Red Dead Redemption three coming out, which is
pretty badass. And that is the same group that makes

(01:14:32):
Grand Theft Auto, so that group would be Rockstar. Final answer,
what game studio makes the Red Dead Redemption series? You
said Rockstar and the correct answer is rock Star. Yeah,
good job, No way, you weren't getting one. No, of
course it was question two. What ancient civilization built the

(01:14:58):
pyramids in e Egypt? What ancient civilization built the pyramids
in Egypt? Well, you know, Egyptians are the first word
that comes to mind. Really, the Sumerians were the first
ones that came to my mind, So I think I'm

(01:15:19):
just going to go with that one. I'm gonna go
with the Sumerians. Final answer, What ancient civilization built the
pyramids in Egypt? You say the Sumerians and the correct
answer is the Egyptians. Ain't It's not of a bitch.
I should have stuck with the Egyptians.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Who's buried in grants too?

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Third one and what state is the sitcom Fraser set in?
What state is the sitcom Fraser set? That's a fun
one because I love I'm uh was it toss eludes
and scrambled baboo dooo? And then they're doing the whole skyline,

(01:16:06):
and I want to say it's Seattle, Washington because you
said state, What state is Fraser?

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
In?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
What state is the sitcom Fraser set?

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
Okay, yeah, because they have the whole space needle thing
or whatever in the outline. I believe I am now
seventy five percent sure. I was that a ninety five
And then I just talked to my marians.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Is that what you're gonna say?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Ye, it's in su Matra. Yeah, I'm gonna go with Washington,
Washington state. Final answer, in what state is the sitcom
Fraser set? You say Washington? The correct answer is Washington.
All right, still be there for a second. Excellent job.

(01:16:51):
Out of six chances to be electrified, one of them occurred.
When we come back, it'll be my turn to up
that to four what it was your senior ditch day experience,
BMMS and what that is to eight two nine four
five case Keystone, like could be yours BMMS and what
was your senior ditch day experience to the phone number
eight two nine four five. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
If you're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Good morning, It's The Big Mad Morning Show nine one,
eight four six, oh kmod can also text emms and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five You guys blow your nose? Do you look
at it all the time? Dude? I blew the greatest
wad earlier this week. It was fantastic, like it's there, Yeah,
it was there, and it took me a couple of

(01:17:59):
minut and I finally went funk and I look at
it and it was the biggest brownest wad that's ever came,
like getting over your sickness, Yeah it was. And I
was like, yeah, I can read. Last time I had
septoplasty and they did the They don't use the little

(01:18:20):
things to push against the side. They fill you with
this gel and you blow it out over time. And
when I blew that last one out, it was like
I felt like Amy winning Pop Evil Tickets. Like it
was like an opening that you were like, this is amazing.
All right, we're doing Taser time trivia. It is my
turn to go three questions that we provided. Who knows

(01:18:41):
which ones I'm gonna get? Could it be easy? And
I know the answers probably not. We'll be challenging because
somebody else wrote the questions question.

Speaker 9 (01:18:51):
One question one son of a gun. Okay. In the
show Friends, I feel like you've always gotten Friends questions.
What was Phoebe's twin sister's name?

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
The name that popped in my brain initially for the record,
by the way, played by her, she played both characters. Well, yeah,
I don't think she had an actual twin. Maybe she does.
I mean twin doesn't mean look alike. True dad. Ursula
comes to mind immediately as her twin, And if I
think too hard about it, I'm probably gonna change my

(01:19:31):
answer on it. And if I remember right, even in
one episode, Ursula sleeps with somebody she's dating because he
thinks it's her. He didn't know that she had a twin.
Uh uh yeah, Ursula.

Speaker 9 (01:19:45):
Final answer in the show Friends, what was Phoebe's twin
sister's name? You say Ursula and the correct answer is Ursula.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Good job, Thanks, I wait to know you're friends. Man. Yeah,
my wife was telling me a story about some people
at work didn't know a certain episode, the pivot episode.
But you're right, and I'm like, keep in mind some
of the people that worked there weren't born true standard
because it's over twenty years old.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
Yeah, yeah, I can't remember if it was Who's the
actor that is on The Simpsons as a Simpson's voice
character of Upho.

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Uh yeah, Harry, sure, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:29):
I don't know if it was him that slept with Ursula.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah, I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Question two, what document begins with we the people?

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
So this can easily be a trick question, Yeah, if
you don't know your history well enough. And I am.
I constantly messed this up because people hartomatically go to
the Constitution. Some people go to the Declaration of Independence.
Some people think those are the same document and they

(01:21:06):
are not. One of them is a document that proclaims,
f you to England, we're gonna do We'll do it ourselves.
And another one is the ideology of our country. Right.
And I'm pretty sure the problem with this game, man,

(01:21:28):
is every time you're like, I know the answer, and
then you're like, but I'm just gonna go with my
first thought, and that is a declaration of independence.

Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
Final answer, what document begins with we the people? You
say the Declaration of Independence? The correct answer is the
US Constitution.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Damn it. See I told you it's gonna be different.
I'm not gonna remember I'm gonna mess it up, and
I should have went with it longer. You had a
fifty to fifty shot and you blew it. Yeah I did.
I just did my knee on the counter. I probably
deserved that, h all right.

Speaker 9 (01:22:09):
Question three? What do we call animals that only eat plants?

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
A lot of great animals only eat plants? Yeah, horses,
magnificent animals, yeah right, super strong, scare people. Yeah, being
a quote vegetarian if you will, gets made fun of
unless you're one of those animals. Dinosaurs, A lot of

(01:22:41):
dinosaurs eight plants. Herbivores, right, I know that, I know vegetarian.
I'm gonna say herbivore only because I don't think you
call a horse a vegetarian. Damn vegan horses. You don't
say California horses, but hippie horse. They'll let you know,

(01:23:02):
right right, I'm just gonna say herbivore. Final answer, what
do we call animals that only eat plants?

Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
You say herbivores. The correct answer is herbivores.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
Yeah, it's in the name, sure, herbs herbs, right, But
we don't call humans herbivores. No, we're omnivores.

Speaker 9 (01:23:26):
No, No, no summer vegetarians.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
A horse could eat animal, animals could eat meat. Yeah,
I guess you're right. Only you, as a human, only
choose to eat me. Okay, right, I don't know. I
think it's built in our DNA. You choose to go
the other way being a vegetarian, you know what I mean.
I don't think a lot of people are born into

(01:23:51):
this world, you know, automatically vegan or vegetarian. So Uga
Muga is like, that's stop. He's like, if this, I'm
gonna go eat that, I'll want what that's eating. I'll
want what you're eating's eating. Didn't see the dinosaurs, these
massive strong things eating plants, and like what do they know?

(01:24:12):
Right nextly by the way, they never saw there's no
truth to the world that cavemen and dinosaurs are at
the same time. But the idea that I think it's
selective either way, Yeah, very well could be. I think
you choose to eat meat just like you choose to
eat vegetables. I'm gonna have to do some research on that.
That's a very good point there, Like is it is
it just something that we've always known through society to

(01:24:35):
eat some meat, or is it you know, inherent and
that's what we do, and we just choose to go
the other way and eat plants instead. I don't even
know how you would document that or find out the
truth of that, but fascinating. Some some nerdy scientists out
there has probably gotta figure it out. How Google will
tell me. I was reading I'm reading this book about
tuberculosis and in that humans are the only ones that

(01:24:59):
believe in me. Oh yeah, no, because you don't have
a lot of animals that are like hey. But at
the same time, nature has a lot of herbal remedies
if you, but they don't seek them out. They're just
benefits of the diet that they eat very well. They
don't go seek it out. That's why we in the
whole basis of that is like we try to say
things like they die of natural causes. When most people

(01:25:20):
die of disease of some sort, whether they're older and
pneumonia finally got them, or heart disease or whatever, and
we just say natural causes to make ourselves feel better.
It's actually unnatural to take medicine. Huh. Very interesting. It's
really fascinating.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
But even though like grass isn't necessarily a medicine, when
a dog or a cat has a stomach ache, yet
it knows to go and eat grass to settle their
stomach or you know, so would that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
I know we believe that, but we also believe some
people believe burying a dish rag in your backyard is true.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Just because a few animals do it doesn't mean.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
All of them do it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
Right, Well, I mean, I just know about the dog
and cat that that you've owned. No, I mean, I
mean he said to you, agreed, right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Yeah, I know the animal that I've ever every dog
or cat that I've ever seen, when they have their
upset tummy, they go and they chew on some grass
out the yard or you know that stupid cat grass.

Speaker 11 (01:26:16):
That.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Yeah, correlation isn't causation. Like the idea that just because
you've seen animals do that doesn't mean that's what they're doing.
They're like, that's like it's equal to a dog waggon
its tail means it's happy. Those are not those don't
go in the same direction. I fair. I do not
spend a lot of time out in the wild to
study the animals that are out there what they do
when they're sick, but I mean it's possible. But all right,
we're giving away beer for freaking a Friday. We want

(01:26:37):
to know, No, what was your senior skip day experience?
Like BMMS and what that was to eight two nine
four five Keystone, like could be yours.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
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Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
From ninety Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show
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Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
You guys blow your nose? Do you look at it
all the time?

Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
Dude? I blew the greatest wad earlier this week. It
was fantastic, like it's there you Yeah, it was there,
and it took me a couple of minutes and I
finally went funk and I look at it and it
was the biggest brownest wad that's ever came. Like getting

(01:27:36):
over your sickness, Yeah it was, and I was like, yeah,
I can breathe. Last time I had septoplasty and they
did the uh. They don't use the the little things
to push against the side. They fill you with this
gel and you blow it out over time. And when
I blew that last one out, it was like I
felt like Amy winning Pop Evil Tickets, Like it was

(01:27:59):
like an opening that you were like, this is amazing.
All right, we're doing Taser time trivia. It is my
turn to go three questions that we provided. Who knows
which ones I'm gonna get? Could be easy and I
know the answers. Probably not, we'll be challenging because somebody
else wrote the questions.

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
Question one, question one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Son of a gun.

Speaker 9 (01:28:23):
Okay. In the show Friends, I feel like you've always
gotten Friends questions. What was Phoebe's twin sister's name?

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
The name that popped in my brain initially for the record,
by the way played by her, she played both characters. Well, yeah,
I don't think she had an actual Maybe she does.
I mean twin doesn't mean look alike true dead. Ursula
comes to mind immediately as her twin, And if I
think too hard about it, I'm probably gonna change my

(01:28:58):
answer on it. And if I remember right, even in
one episode, Ursula sleeps with somebody she's dating because he
thinks it's her. He didn't know that she had a twin.
Uh huh yeah, Ursula finale answer.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
In the show Friends. What was Phoebe's twin sister's name.
You say Ursula and the correct answer is Ursula.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Good job, Thanks, I wait to know your friends. Man. Yeah,
my wife was telling me a story about some people
at work didn't know a certain episode, the pivot episode.
But you're right, and I'm like, keep in mind some
of the people that worked there weren't born true standard
because it's over twenty years old. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:29:44):
Yeah, I can't remember if it was who's the actor
that is on The Simpsons as a Simpsons voice character.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Of uphu Uh yeah, Harry, sure.

Speaker 9 (01:29:55):
Yeah, I don't know if it was him that slept
with Ursula.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
Yeah, I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Question two, what document begins with we the people?

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
So this can easily be a trick question, Yeah, if
you don't know your history well enough. And I am.
I constantly mess this up because people automatically go to
the Constitution, some people go to the Declaration of Independence.
Some people think those are the same document and they

(01:30:33):
are not. One of them is a document that proclaims,
f you to England, We're gonna do it, We'll do
it ourselves. And another one is the ideology of our
country right and I'm pretty sure the problem with this game, man,

(01:30:54):
is every time you're like, I know the answer, and
then you're like, but I'm just gonna with my first thought,
and that is a declaration of independence.

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
Final answer, what document begins with we the people? You
say the declaration of Independence? The correct answer is the
US Constitution.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
A damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
See, I told you it's gonna be different.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
I'm not gonna remember. I'm gonna mess it up. And
I should have went with it longer. You had a
fifty to fifty shot and you blew it. Yeah I did.
I just tip my knee on the counter. I probably
deserved that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:34):
Hmm, all right. Question three, what do we call animals
that only eat plants?

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
A lot of great animals only eat plants? Yeah, horses,
magnificent animals, yeah right, super strong, scare people. Yeah. Being
a quote vegetarian if you will, gets made fun of
unless you're one of those animals dinosaurs, A lot of dinosaurs,

(01:32:08):
eight plants. Herbivores, right, I know that I know vegetarian.
I'm gonna say herbivore only because I don't think you
call a horse a vegetarian. Damn vegan horses, you don't
say vegan California horses, stupid hippie horse. They'll let you know,

(01:32:29):
right right, I'm just gonna say herbivore. Final answer, what
do we call animals that only eat plants?

Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
You say herbivores? The correct answer is herbivores.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
Yeah, it's in the name, sure, herbs, herbs, right, But
we don't call humans herbivores. No, we're omnivores.

Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
What No, No, summer vegetarians.

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
A horse could eat animals, animals could eat meat. Yeah,
I guess you're right. Only you, as a human, only
choose to eat me. M okay, right, I don't know.
I think it's built in our DNA. You choose to
go the other way being a vegetarian, you know what
I mean. I don't think a lot of people are

(01:33:17):
born into this world, you know, automatically vegan or vegetarian.
So Uga Muga is like got stopped, and he's like,
if this, I'm gonna go eat that. I want what
that's eating. I want what you're eating's eating. Didn't see
the dinosaurs, these massive, strong things eating plants, and like,

(01:33:38):
what do they know?

Speaker 11 (01:33:39):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
Actually, by the way, they never saw there's no truth
to the world that cave men and dinosaurs are at
the same time time. The idea that I think it's
selective either way, Yeah, very well, could be. I think
you choose to eat meat just like you choose to
eat vegetables. I'm gonna have to do some research on that.
That's a very good point there, Like is it is
it just something that we've always known through society to

(01:34:01):
eat some meat or is it, you know, inherent and
that's what we do and we just choose to go
the other way and eat plants instead. I don't even
know how you would document that or find out the
truth of that, but fascinating. Some some nerdy scientists out
there has probably gotta figure it out. How Google will
tell me. I was reading I'm reading this book about
tuberculosis and in that humans are the only ones that

(01:34:26):
believe in medicine. Oh yeah, no, because you don't have
a lot of animals that are like hey, But at
the same time, nature has a lot of herbal remedies
if you, but they don't seek them out. They're just
benefits of the diet that they eat. Well, they don't
go seek it out. That's what we in the whole
basis of that is like we try to say things
like they die of natural causes. When most people die

(01:34:47):
of disease of some sort, whether they're older and pneumonia
finally got them, or heart disease or whatever, and we
just say natural causes to make ourselves feel better. It's
actually unnatural to take medicine. Huh. Very interesting, it's really fascinating.

Speaker 9 (01:35:01):
But even though like grass isn't necessarily a medicine, when
a dog or a cat has a stomach ache, they
yet it knows to go and eat grass to settle
their stomach or you know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
So with that, I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:35:16):
I know we believe that, but we also believe some
people believe burying a dish rag in your backyard is true.
Just because a few animals do it doesn't mean all
of them do it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:24):
Right, Well, I mean, I just know about the dog
and cat that you've owned.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
No, I mean, I mean he said to you, agreed, right, Yeah,
I know the animal that every dog or cat that
I've ever seen, when they have their upset tummy, they
go and they chew on some grass out the yard
or you know that stupid cat grass.

Speaker 11 (01:35:43):
That.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
Yeah, correlation isn't causation, like the idea that just because
you've seen animals do that doesn't mean that's what they're doing.
They're like, that's like it's equal to a dog wagging
its tail means it's happy. Those are not Those don't
go in the same direction. I fair, I do not
spend a lot of time out in the wild to
study the animals that are out there what they do
when they're sick. But I mean it's possible. All right,
we're giving away beer for freaking a Friday. We want

(01:36:03):
to know, No, what was your senior skip day experience?
Like BMMS and what that was to eight two nine
four five Keystone, like could be yours?

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
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Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning shown four six
oh k m O D. We're giving away beer for
freaking a Friday for good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Caleb is on the line, Hey.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
Caleb, how are you? I'm doing well, Caleb? What was
your senior skip day experience? Like a bunch of us
got together in the computer lab and played what was it?

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
Halo?

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
All day watching movies and ordering Papa Chan's pezz to
deliver to the side doors and no other teachers knew.
How did you get to hang out in the lab
all day?

Speaker 12 (01:37:06):
It was a class that we had and we.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Just kind of Actually one of the teachers was there
play with us. So you had the opportunity to leave
school and you decided to stay.

Speaker 12 (01:37:19):
Well, yeah, we had all the computers.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Everything we wanted to do we would have been doing
at home, but then we could do it all together
in one room. There you go, what goo aw man,
Come on, he's not out of door. I used to
have Hey, a little network parties. All right, go ahead
and tell him exactly what he's gonna get, you know.
And everyone else went to the lake on did to day.
I went home and went back to sleep, which probably

(01:37:41):
started my unhealthy obsession for naps. There's a case of
keystonelike act to you, Caleb hanging line friends, so gimp
he can get your info and have a fantastic weekend. Okay,
thank you, appreciate you. Let's see what Lindsay asked for.
Balls to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 9 (01:38:07):
The Duke Blue Devils are heading to the Elite eight.
Top seeded Duke had defeated for seed Arizona one hundred
to ninety three in the Sweet sixteen at the Prudential Center.
Blue Devils star forward Cooper Flag scored a team high
thirty points in a game where his team shot sixty
percent from the field. Kan Kinnepple chipped in twenty points
to help Duke advance. The Blue Devils will face a

(01:38:29):
two seed Alabama in the Elite Eight on Saturday.

Speaker 6 (01:38:32):
Cooper Flag is a stud, by the way, thirty points
he had. This kid's like, I'll come back next year,
potentially missing out on millions. Yeah, crazy because he could
get injured and that'd be it.

Speaker 9 (01:38:44):
M hmm, that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
Go to the NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Boom, make a bunch of money, right, is that shoe deal?

Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
Maybe he's very immature.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Who knows, because you have to be mature to go
to the NBA.

Speaker 11 (01:38:57):
Who knows.

Speaker 9 (01:38:58):
He just doesn't feel ready. Arizona guard Caleb Loves scored
a game high thirty five points in the setback. The
Wildcats finished their season at twenty four and thirteen. The
Guardians took down the Rivals Royals seven to four and
in extras on Opening Day from Kaufman Stadium. Stephen kwandrove
in the game winning run in the top of the tenth,
while Kyle Manzardo padded the lead with a two RBI double.

(01:39:22):
Sam Long got the loss for Casey after surrendering two
earned runs in the frame.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
That wasn't even the most exciting thing that happened yesterday
because of Opening Day?

Speaker 9 (01:39:32):
What was the most exciting You don't have it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:35):
Oh, this is awesome. Tyler O'Neill hit a home run
on Opening Day for the sixth straight year. Oh, yeah,
that's an amazing that's amazing. There's no way you'd be like,
that's gonna happen. How what do you think that prop
BET's gonna look like like next year? Yeah, everybody's gonna
make that.

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
Yeah, right, and.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
Next year will be the year that he made. It
doesn't happen for sure, right, And Yankees catcher Austin Wells
became the first catcher to ever hit a leadoff home
run on opening Day. The Yankees storied organization that's never happened.

Speaker 9 (01:40:10):
Yeah SGA scored thirty seven points and Oklahoma City defeated
the Memphis Grizzlies one twenty five to one o four
last night, as the Thunder won their eighth straight and
team record sixty first game of the season, All Star
guard Jalen Williams scored twenty points in his return for
the Thunder after missing seven games with a hip injury.

(01:40:32):
Isaiah Hartenstein added eighteen points and eleven rebounds for OKC,
which remained two games ahead of Cleveland for the league's
best record. With nine games to play, the Thunder of
clinch the best record in the Western Conference. Oklahoma City
led sixty three to fifty nine at halftime, then opened
the second half on an eight to no oh run

(01:40:53):
that forced a Memphis time out. The Thunder scored one
more bucket before the Grizzlies finally got on the board
in the third core. The Grizzly is a clod back
late in the period, and the Thunder lead was ninety
one to eighty nine heading into the fourth. Oklahoma City
dominated the fourth. A three pointer by Carson Wallace put
the Thunder up one twelve to ninety nine, then Hartenstein

(01:41:14):
made a pair of free throws to close out a
fifteen nothing run. The Thunder made thirteen of twenty three
field goals in the fourth. The Thunder hosts the Pacers tomorrow,
and the Ultraviolet Act of Pretending to wipe your nose
is now officially banned by the NFL. The delicate minds
of children everywhere are being saved thanks to the latest

(01:41:36):
move by the league's rules gurus. Now, any player that's
seen making the motion of wiping his nose across his
face mask will be hit with a fifteen yard unsportsmanlike
conduct penalty because it's considered a violent gesture. Now, if
it can only get a ruling one player's point after
a successful first down. After all, someone in the stands

(01:41:59):
is being pointed to with that gesture and they might
feel threatened.

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
Oh no, right, I always thought it was from uh uh,
what's the urban dictionary? Mm stinky fingers? Oh yeah, oh
the old rusty or dirty Sanchez. Yes, there it is.
That is not what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
It does have a violent connection.

Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
I don't see how, but okay, no, because we're not
in that culture or in that lifestyle, right. But it
has to do with getting somebody killed, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
The NFL Owners Meetings begin on Sunday. Team owners and executives,
general managers, front office personnel, and head coaches will gather
with median reporters at the breakers. Several rule proposals will
be voted on at the annual league meeting. Some of
the proposals include banning the tush push, moving touchbacks on
kickoffs to the thirty five yard line, and utilizing replay

(01:42:52):
assist on specific penalties. Each rule would have to be
approved by twenty four of the thirty two owners, and
the Jets are adding to their receiving cores. The Green
and White have signed veteran wide out wide out Josh
Reynolds to a one year deal. According to ESPN, he's
going to receive two point seven million dollars in guarantees.

(01:43:14):
The thirty year old has caught two hundred and thirty
three passes for over three thousand yards in his career.
Reynolds was originally taken by the Rams in the fourth
round of the twenty seventeen NFL Draft. He has spent
time with the Titans, the Lions, Broncos, and the Jaguars.
And that's your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
in ninety seven to five KM one.

Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Six, OKMOD.
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 9 (01:44:00):
Good Morning, Corbyn, Happy Dirty thirty to Hazel Page. This
porn star brings the pain in two poles one hole,
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and pleasing. She describes herself as cute as a button, filthy,
a sin, and a full time real life submissive.

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
Painslet good morning, Gippy cute is subjective, hy Good morning Corbyn.
I'm going to be live at Lady Goodivas tonight and
I want you to come hang out with me. Have
a drink, have a beer, have a shot, get a
lap dance and while you're there you can pick up
some pop evil tickets. I'll be there from seven to
nine for the twenty twenty five Miss Lady Goodivas a pageant.

(01:44:41):
All right, let's go ahead and do willy nilly. This
is your chance to own the show. Talk about anything
you want, bring up something new. It's completely up to you.
I just saw Bok Center just posted Mumford and Sons
is coming to the Bok Center in October, and I
like them. They're fine. I'm only bringing this up because somebody,
a comedian, said this, and now I can't stop thinking
about it that Mumford and Sons is hipster rave music.

(01:45:04):
It's fair because it has this fast beat whatever and
then all of a sudden it dies down and then
and then it kicks in. Like so, so as an example,
this is and that's pretty much what their music is
like the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
Yeah, And now that I've told you, hopefully you won't
unsee that either. Uh So, I have this problem that's happening,
and I'm trying to be conscious, be very conscious that
it's happening, and I'm taking I'm mistakenly taking two.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Vitamins at a time.

Speaker 6 (01:45:45):
I don't know if there's any danger in that, but
like so I get vitamins and one of my things
in the morning is I get my vitamin. Then I
put my wife's out for her too, right, and I'm
just taking both of them.

Speaker 9 (01:45:57):
Are they a multi vitamin?

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
Yeah, And there's no problem here, Like, there's no ramifications
that I know that I know of, right, But every
time I do it, I'm like, it's always after I've
done it, I'm like, son of a bitch, I'm not talking,
this has happened. Once.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
We're in the teens of this happening.

Speaker 6 (01:46:16):
Oh like out of seven days, I probably do.

Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
It three, Okay, So you take yours and you set
hers down.

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
And then no no, no, no no no, like I
take them, put him like dump to in my hand
and just go right in my mouth and take both
of them.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Okay, And I'm like, son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
Just a weird thing that's happening. Hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Uh, willy nilly.

Speaker 6 (01:46:41):
Anything you want to talk about, bring up something new,
go back to something. Did you guys go to prom?
You should post some of those throwback picks. Did you
go to prom? Lindsay?

Speaker 9 (01:46:50):
I went to prom my junior year. I did not
go my senior year. Why not because my boyfriend at
the time was graduated and he wasn't allowed to go
to my prom.

Speaker 6 (01:47:00):
So you didn't do the whole let go with your
girlfriend's thing.

Speaker 9 (01:47:03):
No, I didn't. I instead went to a wedding that weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
So man just wouldn't let you go to prom. Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Did he push you a little bit? Was it like
you can't go, I don't want you to go without?

Speaker 6 (01:47:15):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:47:15):
Not at all. It was fine. I mean I went
to the junior year. It was fine. I actually still
have the prom dress though, Why I because it was
a black dress that never want to I actually wore
it to Brad and Michelle's wedding. In Brad and Michelle's wedding,
that was.

Speaker 6 (01:47:33):
My senior dress for real.

Speaker 9 (01:47:36):
Yes, it was a dress that just okay, never went
out of style. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
Yeah, listen, listen.

Speaker 6 (01:47:45):
The chances of any individual wearing something they wore in
high school is very rare, So kudos for you for
being able to do that.

Speaker 9 (01:47:51):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
That is not a common thing that people can say
they wear the same thing they wore in high school
for real.

Speaker 8 (01:47:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
Yeah, and had zero to do with the style.

Speaker 6 (01:47:59):
And it was in style. And I think these people
astonishment that your body didn't change in thirty years. Oh
that's impressive.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Yeah, what about you get me?

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
Did you go to prom? I was supposed to. I
had all intentions to, got the tux and everything, and
I ain't lying. Man. That Friday before Prom old mister Bradley,
that's I'm a bet he was the assistant principal or whatever.
He overheard me say something in the hallway and he
did life or too awful. Well, so he suspended me

(01:48:29):
the day before Prom, so I didn't get to go
and enjoy the festivities. Now, I did pick up my
lesbian friend that I was supposed to go to the
prom with and we went and had dinner, me and
her and a couple of friends or whatever, and then
I dropped them off at the at the where the
hell was it?

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:48:49):
If the baby center is over here at the city
Plex towers. Anyway, I dropped them all off, and then
I went and drove around town and went and hung
out with some friends. He tuxedo and everything right in
your tux in my tucks. And then at the end
of the night, you know, picked them back up. And
then we went to a hotel and partied there for
a little while, and then I bounced out so all

(01:49:10):
but that, I mean, I feel like I got to
ask this, so I'm sure people are wondering the same thing.
What was it you said that caused the the assistent
principle to lose that to get I feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
I know this, but I don't recall it.

Speaker 6 (01:49:25):
If you guys were to guess what I said, you
want to take a care.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Yeah, yeah, Barton right.

Speaker 12 (01:49:36):
I hate that.

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
What was his name, mister Bradley? I hate that MF
for mister Bradley. You're probably the closest Corbyn. I called
him an fing idiot and you got suspended. Yeah, this
was great. This was fantastic at this point in time,
right because he heard me say that. He said, you
get in my office right now. I'm like, all right, whatever.

(01:49:59):
And I go in there and my buddy BJ had
gotten in trouble and he was in the office waiting to,
you know, get hurt from and get his punishment or whatever.
And BJ's sitting in his office and he's like, sit down,
and I sit down. He's like, I don't appreciate anybody
calling me an FN idiot. Said the whole word and
everything right, and BJ perked up. He's like, why, mister Bradley,

(01:50:23):
You're not supposed to talk like that, blah blah blah.
So yeah, that's what got me suspended, calling him and
an f an idiot. But what is the infraction that
occurred that caused the I'm not going yeah, I'm just
going no. I'm just going from the standpoint is like,
if this happened to my kid, what would be the
rule that they broke that caused the suspension. You know,

(01:50:44):
I don't know what rule I broke. I think he
just had to be yeah, like that, this is wild,
Like should they have done that. And again, I'm just
pushing it. If it was my kid, Yeah, should they
have done that, absolutely not. Should they get in trouble? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
Should they be suspended? Up down there texts Yeah, and
my folk maybe you are an EFN idiot.

Speaker 12 (01:51:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:51:03):
My folks went off on him. They were not too
happy about that at all whatsoever. And uh my dad
called up to the office and went off on him.
And then that's when mister Bradley proceeded to tell him that, well,
you know, instead of going to the prom or having
a it was like a lock in Christian you know,
prom thing for the for the folks that didn't want

(01:51:25):
to go to the actual prom, they had another.

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
Like sub prom going on or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:51:30):
Well, he can go to that if he wants to.
And my dad said, f that and fu and then
hung up the phone.

Speaker 11 (01:51:36):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:51:37):
Yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 9 (01:51:38):
Kid didn't even skip school, didn't get to go to prom.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
So did you not?

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
It was that it you just couldn't go to prom?
Or was there another punishment?

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
I think it was a week. I was suspended for
a week, a ween that I couldn't go to prom
and I couldn't do nothing a ween.

Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
That's awful.

Speaker 6 (01:51:54):
Yeah. Yeah, And that was the same assistant principal who
came into the burger joint that I was working at.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
I tainted his lettuce with my nuts, tainted with your taint.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Yeah, and then he died shortly after allegedly, No, he
definitely died after that, not because of my tainted lets.
I don't know what was it that caused you to
call him?

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
What did he do that was so you know horrible
that you were like, this.

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
Guy is not have the intellect. I honestly couldn't tell
I couldn't tell you. That was many moons ago. And
I'm sure he said something or you know that upset
me in a way and I was just like, whatever,
you f an idiot? And uh And he did not
like that. He did not like that. It was he
already your nemesis though, already yeah, this old bozo, the

(01:52:43):
clown looking mother lover man. I'll tell you what, because
he had that he had that horseshoe haircut, right, you know,
mel Potter, and then it was thick and curly on the.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
Side, classic movie principle.

Speaker 6 (01:52:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, I can still see his dirty face
ranking instead of this day.

Speaker 9 (01:53:01):
Was he the one that made you cut your hair too.

Speaker 6 (01:53:03):
No, he's the one that made me take my dreads out,
my braids out. Yeah yeah, that guy. I didn't cut
it or anything, but yeah, so from the beginning that
guy had it out for him is somebody's got some insecurities. Man,
what was the dumbest thing you got suspended for? This
text says I got suspended my senior year for spraying
fart spray in a classroom and in the hallway. That's hilarious,

(01:53:24):
by the way, I go down the rabbit hole of
people spraying fart spray into those inflatable characters online. It's
so funny terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Uh did you ever get suspended?

Speaker 6 (01:53:31):
Lindsay, never did.

Speaker 11 (01:53:33):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:53:34):
I got swatted for having.

Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
Like people showed it the plea showed up your house.

Speaker 9 (01:53:38):
No, no, no, no, I got a swat on the
butt by by principal. Three swats.

Speaker 6 (01:53:44):
He liked it too. For what she that she liked,
she didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:53:49):
She actually was like, I don't want to have to
do this, but I have to, So put your hands
on the desk, bend over.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
Yeah, So what'd you do?

Speaker 9 (01:53:57):
It was for being tardy to class three tarties and
you get a swat.

Speaker 6 (01:54:05):
Huh yeah, you got three swats for being tardy.

Speaker 9 (01:54:10):
Yep, within one semester.

Speaker 6 (01:54:15):
Yeah, and this was known that that was the punishment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so it was this lady just busy all the
time spanking people because tarties happened.

Speaker 9 (01:54:27):
I know exactly. Maybe they should make passing periods longer
than two and a half minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:54:33):
Uh, did you know other people that got spanked?

Speaker 12 (01:54:37):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:54:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it was it was very common.
And I believe though that we were probably the last
class to have that. And then it was hey, this
isn't okay? Yeah right, who was a big paddle too?

Speaker 6 (01:54:53):
So she said, uh, I can't recall a time I
got suspended, maybe in school suspension, but I don't remember
what it was would have been for like nothing sticking
out in my brain. I mean, what do I know.
I'm taking two vitamins at a time. You want me
to remember something from me? This text? Mister Bradley was
such a jerk. He caught my buddy smoking. I was

(01:55:15):
sitting next to him. He called my mom and said
I was smoking. That sounds about right. He was an idiot, then, yeah,
that sounds about right. Would you rather find out your
spouse or significant other has an evil twin they kept
secret from you and they have just broken out of
a mental hospital for the criminally in saying, Or that

(01:55:37):
one of your co hosts is secretly a government agent
and has been using the show to communicate with other
agents around the world, and now hostile governments think you're
a part of it. So would you rather your partner
has been keeping a secret that they have an evil
twin who's about to break out from the criminally in
saying mentally hospital, or one of us is a a

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covert agent communicating the chairs against the wall.

Speaker 9 (01:56:05):
Yeah, I don't know which one would be. It would
probably be more difficult to prove that to the government
that you're not a part of it. So I think
I'll take the fact that my spouse has an evil
twin because he could protect us from him if he
tries to cause harm on us.

Speaker 6 (01:56:29):
You'd liked that, Yes, I would, Gimpy, I think I'm
gonna go with secret agent man. Yeah, I think that
story is a little bit more interesting than the criminally
insane twin that nobody ever really knew about. Yeah, I
agree with you, Gimpy. The evil twin thing feels like
a bunch of problems that I expect to not be

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kept in the dark about from somebody, my partner. One
of you being a secret agent makes would make me
like I wouldn't be mad, Like I'm sure there are
things you don't tell me. You know, we don't have
a pact to tell each other everything. So I didn't
stand up before all my friends and family and say
I do with you, guys. So it feels a little

(01:57:12):
different that you're you have that room to do that,
And I would start rethinking all the things that you've
said and done and why you did them or didn't
do them, and try to figure that out, and that
you you know, if the government thinking I'm a part
of it, okay, like that is what it is, they
could think that now and none of that other stuff
be true. Right And by the way, if a hostile

(01:57:35):
government thinks I'm the problem, they need to figure out
what they're doing. Right if even if I'm not the agent,
and if I'm just a part of it and we're
just some just cut the cable map, get me fired,
that'd be an easier way to deal with that, right,
Willing only anything you want to talk about bring up

(01:57:56):
something new, go back to something. It's your chance to
own the show. Be a mess and whatever that is
to eight two, nine, four five. Lots of people's tending
in there. What they got, uh, A senior skip day
consisted of. That's going back to the story that Lindsay

(01:58:17):
had of the football player. I had seen that story obviously, Yeah,
Unbroken Arrow. And then I also saw a story on
ESPN about an x NFL player. I never connected the two.
I never knew that those two were related, that they
were the same story. Yeah, I never heard about it

(01:58:37):
either one of them. So this is all news to me,
and that it's in my backyard, it makes more a
little more interest.

Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
Like how far is it from you?

Speaker 6 (01:58:44):
Oh, I don't know exactly what was the location, Lindsey,
I just heard Broken Arrow part y.

Speaker 9 (01:58:49):
Yeah, it was like it's probably it's less than ten
minutes from from probably our house.

Speaker 6 (01:58:54):
Okay 's pretty big.

Speaker 9 (01:58:56):
Yeah, but so just outside k Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:58:59):
Yeah, so yeah, not that far away. It's not like
directly in my backyard, but still in the same town.
I think that's pretty uh interesting, right, that's something you
expect every day now. But he was doing it, No
one knew it totally. You know, we know the cat's
dead now that's the only Yeah, the cat that seems
like the thing. All right, we're giving away beer for

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frigging a Friday. What was your senior ditch day experience?
Case of Keystone light could be yours BMMS and what
that is to eight two nine four five. Good morning,
It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one eight four six.

(01:59:40):
Oh K M O D. Can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five. It is frigging a Friday, and we've been
asking people all morning, what was your senior ditch day?
He texted over to us BMMS and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five kaskey Stone like could

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be yours.

Speaker 2 (02:00:07):
Tim is on the line, Hi Tim, how are you?

Speaker 6 (02:00:10):
Oh good sir? Are you good? Tim?

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
What was your senior ditch day experience?

Speaker 11 (02:00:17):
Oh? Man, Me and a buddy decided that we wanted
to go to this stereo expo that was going down,
and yeah, you had to be there at a certain
time and when you get free speakers or something. I
don't know, but yeah, we were on the seventy five
forty four interchange and seeing a guy that was hitchhiking

(02:00:38):
that obviously had been hit by a car. And yeah,
it was just traumatic experience seeing all of that and
stuck in traffic the entire time, missing all of the
event that we skipped the day for, and not being
able to tell a single person because we'd be found
out for skipping. Both went to two separate schools.

Speaker 6 (02:01:02):
I mean, it's good enough to get get you some beer. Man,
here's gimpy to tell you exactly what you're gonna get.
Let's try and alsy, it's such a goodie good She
stayed behind kissing ass while everybody else went head fun.
Here's a case keys don't light back to you guys
and online man, so you can get your infhone. Have

(02:01:23):
a great weekend. Thank you, I appreciate you.

Speaker 11 (02:01:29):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:01:29):
Some of these that got text in are pretty good.
Our skip day consisted of pills and sumo wrestling suits.
My buddy couldn't get the suit off fast enough and
he defecated inside it. I mean, what pills were you taking?
Usually that would stop that from happening, right right? Uh,

(02:01:52):
Me and my friends skip that day for stereo expo.
That is what we just talked to that that's the
guy we just talked to. I didn't hear him say
that part stereo expos a thing? Huh. I guess in
the early nineties it was like a high fi expo.

Speaker 3 (02:02:05):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:02:05):
Yeah, come check out the new subwoofers. Put them in
the back. Yes, okay, all right, yeah, no, those did
Those did did exist for sure. Uh. Senior day experience
was me skipping school to get my driver's license and
staying home while everyone else went to the lake and partied.
But you got your driver's.

Speaker 9 (02:02:24):
Lastly, and what if you got your driver's license, why
didn't you just drive on out of the lake afterwards?

Speaker 6 (02:02:30):
Maybe Mama wouldn't let him go.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Right, How does that look like? Do you get a
do you get your driver's license and then you don't
get to drive?

Speaker 6 (02:02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:02:39):
I mean I remember I got my driver's license. It
was snowing, and I was like, oh, nothing's holding me back,
and my mom was like, okay, but it's snowing, so
you get like an hour two hours once the roads
get bad, you gotta come in.

Speaker 6 (02:02:56):
Talk about that more. Because isn't your birthday in like
August or something like when's your birthday?

Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:03:00):
Okay, yeah, so that would make sense. Yeah, it would
be snowing by then, for sure. I remember my birthday
was in January, but I couldn't go to get my
driver's license till after I completed driver class, which was
in high school. That was a class offered in high school. Yeah,
and once that was done, I went and did the
driving test and my you know, I told my dad

(02:03:21):
and he was like, oh, good, that's awesome, man, awesome.
My dad would never say. He was like, that's great, man, congratulations.
I got you a set of keys. And I was
like what Because for the longest time, my dad was like,
hey you, I'll pay for school or I'll buy you
a car. What is it? And I was like college,
take that take that ticket every day. And so when

(02:03:41):
he was like, I got you a pair of keys,
I was like, what, that's awesome. What are they? And
he throws them to me and they were I don't know.
My family was like they kept keys to everything, even
if they didn't have it anymore. And he threw me
a set of keys that was you know, there's the
part that's the square part, and then there's the key
part that is long, and the there was a four

(02:04:06):
keys so it could go either way right, and he
grabbed two. He took two of those keys and drilled
a hole through the bottom to prove that they weren't
keys to anything or guess so he would remember. And
he threw those to me and he goes, I got
you set of keys. Here you go. Oh he wasn't lying, right,
but I was like, I'm getting and he's just laughing
like it's the funniest thing ever. And so when I

(02:04:29):
do stupid jokes with my kids, I'm trying to figure
out is that one, like, yes, exactly how it is.

Speaker 2 (02:04:34):
I just feel like at some point it's not that funny.

Speaker 6 (02:04:37):
It'll always be funny to you. That's what matters. No,
I had I I'd like to say, I'm a good
connoisseur of jokes, and I just remember, like that's okay, no, no,
Once you became a dad, your jokes went, which is
also a dad joke. Right.

Speaker 2 (02:04:53):
For the record, did you do you remember when you
got your driver's license?

Speaker 6 (02:04:57):
Oh? Oh yeah, I did the driver's aid class as well.
But when we did the driver's at class, we went
and got our permits right, and that allowed us to
drive with the teacher and ooh, I love that because
we had like this was like a like an eighty
six Crown VIC is what we had for our driver's
ed car, right, And of course the teacher was a coach,
you know, only coached during the day or whatever, Reno

(02:05:20):
driver's head teacher. And but when we moved down here
to Tulsa in ninety seven, that's when I got my
driver's license. And so I had went that whole year
from sixteen to seventeen without one. And we moved down
here and my parents had a blue Dodge. Oh what

(02:05:42):
the hell was it? It was a convertible, I remember,
I forget the actual kind of car was. I remember
it was a blue Dodge because we had another one
that was white, but it wasn't a convertible. And any
did I digress? But so I took that to do
my driver's test down and jinks back when they had
it down and there, and you know, my mom drove

(02:06:04):
me down there and I did this whole driver's test
with the top down. You know, why the hell not.
It's August. That's awesome at Oklahoma, why the hell not.
And we drove I just remember driving around town and
I had to do the parallel parking thing there at
the at the actual place and because they had through poles,
you know, it was pure a little park between here

(02:06:26):
and uh. I passed without any problems, you know. Yeah,
I remember that being a big pressure like parallel parking,
and I couldn't I couldn't recall it to save like,
I have no memory of that part of the test.
God's shadow was what it was, a blue dudge shadow vertible. Nice.
It was a hunk, but you know what, it got
me going where I needed to go. Our school. They

(02:06:48):
had something with the dealership, so we had these brand
new Pontiac Grand Prix. Nice and the the d m
V or whatever it was called in Iowa. They came
to us and everybody got to take their test during
the class. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, it was awesome.
Somebody text in and I didn't catch this. Did you
say you got your driver's license as a senior.

Speaker 11 (02:07:06):
No.

Speaker 9 (02:07:07):
I was a sophomore when I got mine.

Speaker 11 (02:07:09):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:07:09):
I think it was the texture because they missed senior
skip day to go take their driver's license, which isn't
anything out of the norm. I was a junior when
I got my driver's life spend somewhere you grow up yeah,
how much money you got or whatever. You know, not
everybody can afford to get it right when you're sixteen. Yeah,
I know. It's could be a giant thing for everybody
to realize not everybody had your childhood. Some people don't

(02:07:33):
know how to ride bikes, right, God, as soon as
I turned sixteen, Well.

Speaker 12 (02:07:37):
Good for you.

Speaker 6 (02:07:38):
It's actually pretty common now that people don't know how
to ride bikes. Yeah, sad except for correck.

Speaker 2 (02:07:43):
I guess, is it sad?

Speaker 9 (02:07:44):
I don't know. My cousin never wanted to learn how
to ride a bike. I was like, come on, let's
go ride bikes. I can't. Well, why why don't you
want to learn how to ride a bike?

Speaker 6 (02:07:52):
I'm talking about now there are people like, oh, I
never learned how to ride a bike. That's crazy parenting.

Speaker 12 (02:07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:07:57):
Maybe maybe they also probably can do something my kid
can't do very well. Maybe so. I think there's certain
things that every child should child should experience, and I
think riding a bike and learning how to swim, those
are like the two things that I think every child
should experience in their life. Swim. I agree with you
because it's a life saving skill to learn bike. I

(02:08:18):
don't know if I agree with you on that one,
because I don't know how that enhances your childhood. It
definitely maybe enhanced ours, right, It beats walking, that's for
damnrel I don't.

Speaker 9 (02:08:26):
Know some people like it's a form of transportation.

Speaker 6 (02:08:29):
I'm just saying that, like, because it was great for
you doesn't mean everybody it would be great for everybody else.
When I was thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, before I started driving,
that's how I got around that and rollerblades, you know,
That's how I got around town. No pads, no risk gards,
no helmet. Just right, this is the guy me, all right.

(02:08:50):
So we knew Kirk Oklahoma. I loved him. Man, I
had this cat. I would he would drive and I
would grab on to his car and he would pull
me down the road on my roller blades, and we
went blazing past the fire department, the old fire station there,
and uh, I guess the fireman didn't like that too
off of much, so they called the police, and the

(02:09:12):
police found us and tracked me down, and then they
took me home and then uh, police had a nice
long conversation with my dad, and that's when my dad
confiscated my potleaf necklace. Because the cops ratted me out
to him about that. You know, let me see that necklace.

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I was like, here you go. He's like, where'd you
get that? I was like, I got it at the
fair in Blackwell, why do you have that? I'll never
forget this conversation right with my dad as he's yelling
at me over this. Why did you get that? I
don't know because it looked cool my dad's words exactly, Well,
if aids looked cool, would you like to have that too?
Huh No, I just convisioned gimbie strapping into his herd

(02:09:56):
boot rolling through Did you do any tricks like jump
or anything?

Speaker 11 (02:10:01):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (02:10:01):
Man, I was jumping curves. I was running through people's
yards on my roller blades. Oh man, that was the
way to go. Now, let's flash forward ten years later,
as I'm like in my mid twenties, right, try to
get off some roller blades.

Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
Whatn't happened? I can't do it, save your life.

Speaker 6 (02:10:20):
I could do it in a rink, you know, if
I go to the roller rink, that's fine. But me
going around town and up those hills and trying to
jump those sands, oh god, that ain't happening. Pro could
you rollerblade like jump or whatever to be backwards? In
rollerblade backwards? Oh, I was never good at that. I
did not learn how to skate backwards until I was
in my god damn late twenties at a goddang birthday

(02:10:44):
party at the skating rink. I think I'm only making
assumption here, but Jinko trench coke can became much later
in life, a way later. Okay, I hung the blades
up at that point in time. Yeah, you were tired,
hung the blades up. Pants got bigger, coke got longer, coach. Yes, yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:11:02):
Could you roller skate like.

Speaker 6 (02:11:04):
What the traditional four wheel?

Speaker 8 (02:11:05):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:11:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never could. I can roller blade,
I could not roller skates.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
You can roller blade but can't roller skate. That's like
saying you can ride a bicycle or motorcycle but can't
drive a car. That's weird, But hey, some people can't
handle it. They can't handle the block style of wheels.

Speaker 9 (02:11:23):
Yeah, but I can't snowski not water ski.

Speaker 6 (02:11:27):
Well, that's different. The texture of which you're doing the
sport is dramatically different. Yeah, but roller blade and skating
in blading or whatever are pretty much the same and.

Speaker 9 (02:11:40):
Same with roller blading, can do. Ice skating cannot.

Speaker 6 (02:11:43):
Really, Yes, never been ice skating in my life. I
go down and I see that at the Bok Center
every winter, and I'm like, you know, I should try that,
But then I realize I'm in my forties now and
I don't want any more broken balls. Yeah I'm good.
I can do it. I don't look good doing it,
like many things, but the I don't like doing it
in those public setting because there's so much chaos happening

(02:12:05):
and you're already like, eh, you're already like baby deer
right right, and if you fall and break a leg,
everybody will laugh at you. Yeah. Yeah. We used to
go to Skates Alive for skate Night on Wednesdays and
Saturdays in the summer in Waterloo, Iowa. Oh good times. Yeah.
Well they had the big lights and strobe lights and
a DJ compared to the roller dome that had been
around since the fifties, oh yeah, which had the lightboard

(02:12:26):
with the screw in light bulbs behind it for whatever
the dance was, and a total wood floor in the arch.

Speaker 11 (02:12:33):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (02:12:34):
And then a flood happened in like eighty nine and
flooded in ruin it all right, We're gonna take a sorry.
Back in my day, our skates were made of wood,
Daylight donuts, McDonald's, Susie's Dry Cleaning.

Speaker 3 (02:12:54):
Rush of the Big Man Morning Show is next nine.

Speaker 6 (02:13:24):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd
you learn today?

Speaker 9 (02:13:30):
I learned that Gimpy blew the greatest brownest whatever. And
Corbyn's been accidentally taking extra vitamins in the morning. Pretty
soon when he gets up to p at night, he
won't have to turn the lights on because his urine
is going to be glowing in the dark.

Speaker 6 (02:13:46):
Gimpy, what'd you learn today? I'll learned the nose wipe
and is violence, so just let the snot hang. Also
learn that Corbyn put two in his hand and then
pop him in his mouth. I learned, oh yeah, is
the phrase Gimpy says when he is a giant wad
out of his nose. And also loan those little coconut
chocolate girl Scout cookies or the people who made the

(02:14:08):
pyramids in Egypt.

Speaker 2 (02:14:10):
Corbin say, make sure the dishwashers lead it right.

Speaker 9 (02:14:13):
They stopped tracking the cycle.

Speaker 6 (02:14:14):
This is campy and I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (02:14:20):
Daddy, Can I get as.

Speaker 9 (02:14:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:14:31):
Now what.

Speaker 6 (02:14:34):
For me, it should be no.

Speaker 10 (02:14:37):
Make some noise, interpassword cor new messages.

Speaker 6 (02:14:45):
The Big Mad Morning Show would like to take a
minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and all.

Speaker 3 (02:14:48):
Over the United States.

Speaker 12 (02:14:49):
These soldiers have sacrificed. Did the Big Mad Morning Show
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Are total douchebagg little incomplete douchebag. We honor and respect you.

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We honor and respect you.

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We honor and respect you. God bless rock and Roll.

Speaker 6 (02:15:06):
Circkle Tulsa. I blessed Tulsa. We try boys