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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best a Billion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up, everybody, Welcome into a Saturday morning. I'm justin.
I have your top five moments from this week on
the Billion Lisa Show. Coming in hot. Let's get right
to it. Number five moment has to do with a
crazy story coming out of Dallas this past weekend at
a cheerleading competition, parents fighting, which led to our topic
for topic Time, which we do at seven forty every morning.
(00:26):
Parents behaving badly at their kids sporting events do better.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So my son played at the Ice Center over the
weekend in Salem, New Hampshire for hockey playoffs. I didn't
see too much crazy parents. The usual yelling, but there's
also a bar there, which doesn't help. The alcohol and
the angry parents don't mix, and they treat the parking
lot like a huge tailgating party.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, it doesn't help anybody. The poor kids.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
They get so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, Adam A nay, yeah, you too. The kids are
so humiliated when their parents do this. It's right.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The alcohol just makes it so much worse.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Oh yeah, well you're probably seeing it in baseball now, right.
Justin once you start doing tournaments outside of town and stuff.
You know, you stay at a hotel overnight or something,
and they bring coolers and the parents actually will sit
in the hallway of the hotel, in the hallway outside
the rooms. Like then they bring a little boombox or
whatever they use now, a bluetooth speaker, and they listen
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to music and get drunk and then it's time for
the game.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You're drunk.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
For youth sports, you have a serious issue.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's just sad for the kids, it is. It's really sad,
you know, because you know, even you see, I've never
seen anything too crazy, only one time, but any parents
that get overly aggressive, I just look at the kids
and it's just they just look down.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
And shame because they put so much time and effort
into training.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
And yeah, and the coaches really take it too from
the parents.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh yeah, they don't put the kid in Oh yeah,
they benching the kids.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's so funny that you guys are talking about this
because my daughter is eighth grade basketball team just played
in the playoffs for the championship this weekend and I
had to have words with my father in law. And
there's a difference between being you know, competitive and disrespectful
and that's all it comes down to. These are eighth
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grade girls and everyone's trying and no one's going to
the WNBA.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Yeah right, exactly, And she's right though, it's a difference
between being competitive and being disrespectful.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's exactly what it says, was.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That man's probably seventy five yelling at a bunch of thirteen.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Year old Yeah. Well, most of the time it's the
extended family. Yeah, you know, it goes beyond the parent.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
It's like, you know, the aunt or uncle or like
in that case, the father in law.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah. Yeah, all right, let's get to some fun stuff here,
why don't we.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
So my niece is a competitive Irish dancer. She's sixteen now,
but back when she was ten years old and in
the advanced beginner category, there was this intense Mom literally
would go up and stand behind the judges and my
brother in law had his phone out, wasn't reporting, but
she literally went up and reported him to disqualify my
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ten year old wacko.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Now that's that's an excellent new level right there.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Competitive dance mod Irish dance mons.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm always fascinated by that event.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
It's very big around here, very big and it's grueling.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is grueling. I mean, I don't know how they
do that well. You can't move from the waist.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Uffy and the hands are like behind back and there's.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
A lot of hit.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Very very athletic apparently.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
But I see, I wouldn't have guessed that the Irish
step dancing.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
PA that there would be so much anger there, mostly
crazy Irish people.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But I mean, where are they going later? In fact,
there's not a is there a professional.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Irish continue to do it? Remember as an adult, the
Celtic people dance.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
People, so they're all shooting for river dance.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Products thee Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, it's like shooting for the ballet if you're you know.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
I coached the Danvers High School varsity cheerleaders in the
early two thousands, and not only did some of them
get arrested for OUI not on my watch, but also
a few of them made a porn together ended up
in Salem District Court. They were kicked off the squad,
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and the parents basically acted like I was a monster
for kicking them off the squad. It was a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Okay, hold on, this is a Lifetime Network a movie.
Uh So the cheerleaders were doing porn videos.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I guess they made a porn video. That's I don't
know that's true. And this was in the cheerleading Squad
that is a lifetime movie.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
These are change girls.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. It's a court case. So
I'm sure if you looked it up you could find it.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
Well.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Plus a lot of times it's like mean girls meets
cheerleaders versus you know meets this And oh god, oh.
Speaker 12 (05:07):
I came home one night to see canine cops detectives
police the works, and it turned out that there was
a soccer game earlier that day between kids and the
dads were fighting over a bad call, and one dad
came to the other dad's house and stabbed and they
had to look for the knife and look for the dad. Crazy.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Imagine that misplaced anger for got a lot more going on.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Imagine the humiliation to the extended family.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I never a soccer call, Yeah, what happened to me?
I'd I'd never show up to the field again, never
never crossing.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
And I saw a player and a parent on.
Speaker 11 (05:54):
The opposing team verbally assaulting each other, and the player
actually call the parent a sex offender in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So that was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
We got one more.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I mean, we have so many.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
God, we may have to do like a reprieve or
something later. Let's go to Susan. She's in Milford. Susan,
good morning. What have you got making a good one?
You could be last.
Speaker 13 (06:27):
And she had last.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, all right, let's go to Reui.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Okay, Ellen, good morning.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
You're in on the rebound, so to speak, so give
us a good one.
Speaker 14 (06:39):
Okay. So I'm from Tanneranana, Tennessee. I've listened to you guys.
Speaker 15 (06:43):
Forever, and I love all of you. But a few
years ago, my daughter was on a select soccer team
and her dad was swearing at children, swearing at the officials.
Speaker 14 (06:56):
Swearing at coaches. They had to escort him out with
the police officer and told he could not come back
to any of her games.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
So he's not he's not your member, he's not your
husband or anything. It's just her dad.
Speaker 14 (07:09):
Oh no, this was this was another parent. No, my
husband always walks away, so it was not near anybody.
I don't mean to be antisocial, but I like to talk,
and so if I'm by myself, I can't get in trouble.
So but this parent. Yeah, swearing it everybody.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Wait, but you awful You live in Tennessee currently.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, how did you find us?
Speaker 15 (07:34):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (07:35):
I'm from Natick, Massachusetts. I grew up in Natick, and
so once I found out that iHeartRadio had you guys
on there. This was a few years ago. I was
so excited. You're my first preset.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Oh, number one, pret baby.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Let's go away down in Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Moving right along on this Saturday morning. Hi guys, Justin
hair cutting down. The best moments from this week on
the Billion Lisa showed. Number has to do with myself
and a little trip I have planned with my family
to New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
A little behind the scenes the Billion Lisa Morning Show.
You know, there's what's on the air, and then there's
what's off the air, behind the scenes, in the studio whatever.
And we have a vacation coming up soon, and you know,
everybody makes plans for their vacations.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And for some reason, and this is strange to me, but.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Justin, who grew up in the streets of Maldon, don't
mind telling you spend time in several prisons. You know,
he's been around, has some sort of a tremendous fear
of a mall in New Jersey, and I can't figure
out what you're concerning.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, no, no, this is when he's when he's when he's
you know, her creation. This is her creation you have
several times. So what's it like? Okay, we were looking
for a vacation for our kids. My wife suggested the
American Dream Mall, which I didn't know this at the time,
but it's a beautiful place in Jersey. I mean they
have it's a Nickelodeon mall, your ski resort. Kim Kardashian
(09:02):
goes there every year. North's birthday party last year, So
why are you so afraid to go? No? No, it's
not the mall. It's the hotel. The hotel is in
because we booked the hotel without checking out the area,
so I wasn't sure. Now, mind you, if it was
just me, I don't I don't care. But I have
small kids. My daughter's two years old, and I want
to bring my kids on a vacation and have them
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being the kind of a sketchy spot. That's all.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Can I ask you what the hotel is?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's I think it's like a Marriott man and in
East rotherfor it's Okay, yes.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
That's where met Life Stadium is.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Right, that's where the Jets play, rightight? So do you
think you're going to be taken or no? I mean
I could protect my family. I'm not worried about that.
I just don't want the vacation to be like ruined
by anything that could happen.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Well, I want to help you out.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't think you are. I don't. I don't think
you are.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
So I looked it up on crime ray dot org.
Right helps rate crime.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Now, the thing about East Weather it is a small
all borrow, so it only has about ten thousand residents.
So this is based off every thousand people.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay, what's it say?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So for every.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Thousand people when it comes to a crime, for a
violent crime, for every thousand people, there's one point eight
nine assaults, so less than two assaults for every thousand people.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
With robbery, it's point two eight.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
So ai I put it in the overview says that
it's generally considered a safe destination.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, because I'm getting different reports here.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Okay, justin, I looked up the safety rating for East Broatherford,
New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It is a D minus.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There is a crime every sixteen hours and twenty two minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
However, I don't know how violent all those crimes necessarily are.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, they could be, okay, simple crimes.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
So she's on the same thing as I am. She
has to look deeper into it. It's a lot of
property crime, which you don't have property.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, not like if you're talking about crime, but.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
If there's if MetLife Stadium is there there again, AI
is telling me that petty crimes like pickpocketing and per snatching.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Do a car pickpocketer? Is that much? You really don't
you'd be Yeah.
Speaker 16 (11:01):
Justin Steve the pharmacist here East Rutherford, that's where the
Jets play. No, there's no way there can be a
good area. Nothing happy ever happens there.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Get like vandalisms high up there with five for every
hundred every people graffiti.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't be fine, It's just I don't it's the
big vacation. I don't want my family to be in
any danger.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Is there a pool at the hotel?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, all right, perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're beautiful, like it's a whole, you know, double connecting
rooms and all that so you can just stay in
the hotel.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Well does the American Dream It says it right in
the name the American Dream Wall on that website. Do
they recommend hotels in the area. Yeah, that's where we
got it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, you know, But then I kind of wasn't sure
and I booked it, and then I was looking after
where after and I kind of was like, is that
a good area? I don't know, And I started to
get little nervous. What guys about going in.
Speaker 15 (11:55):
Y just to take off the pandy?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Exactly exactly. I mean, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Literally really weird optics for me. Yeah, well because you
came from the streets. It's different when you have.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
I understand the family thing, but these are not like
any crimes that wouldn't happen anywhere else, Right, you're not
going to skid row?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I agree. My thing is is they're not worried or concern.
I think it's just me as a father and a husband,
like I'm taking my family on this vacation. I want them.
I want to arrive and them get out of the
car and be like, Wow, this is what I think.
They're like, Damn, we got to go in the hotel quick.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well, they may present you with an opportunity to save
your family, and nothing's hotter than that.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
When you go to bed at I feel like I've
driven past this Marriott. I like because I'm from Pennsylvania,
so I feel like I've driven around there enough. I
think you're gonna be it's gonna you're gonna have a
good time.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Assaulted a lot to do.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Okay, regardless of what happens, you're going to East Rutherford,
New Jersey. No one's gonna step up, make dad. Thanks
for taking me to Magic Land like it's New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Like I don't know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like they're going to be having It's about the mall,
not that I know. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
You worry about the Maryot. You're saying they're gonna love
the mall.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I love the Marriot.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Me too.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
By boy, why don't you get an r V in
park right in the American Dream Mall parking lot.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I'm not sleeping on the street being a nice
r V. You get a nice you know what. Leave
me alone?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
So nothing for nothing.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Justin might have lived on the streets, but guess what,
he has a family now and he's more concerned about that.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You guys are out of control. I feel you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Lisa from Milton.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Wow, my other favorite Lisa from Milton.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
My favorite Lisa from Milton agrees that you'll be okay.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I think you're gonna be because I'm a family too
and take my kids and I know, I know the
feeling like I know like what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
But I think you're You're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Yeah, we all have families and we've traveled everywhere.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And have you ever stayed at a hotel in East Rutherford,
New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I've probably stayed in hotels with the kids in worst areas,
the areas than the East rutherforst.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And hopefully I'll be fine.
Speaker 14 (14:06):
Justin.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
When I think vacations, the last place on Earth I
would think about going is New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Good morning, everybody, justin here. Hope your weekend is going
good so far. Counting down the best moments from the
Billy and Lisa Show this week, we're at number three
right now, and weddings are always a hot topic on
the show. New list out this week had everybody talking.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
So Lisa right now is sitting on a list of
cringe worthy things that younger generations are doing right now
at weddings, and it's kind of going viral rightly.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
It is actually so a couple of them are drinking
way too much and behaving badly at a.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Wedding and we see it all the time.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Another one is making the wedding and like a place
that you make your own announcement, like you're having a
baby or you're getting engaged.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
People hate that.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
No, it's like it's not your day. You wait for
your day.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Another one is stealing the brides thunder wearing a white
dress or something that looks more like a wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, you never want to outdo the bride.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
No, and it doesn't matter, like even if it's like
off white, just stay away from white. Another one is
during like the best man's speech. A lot of best
man's speeches, and I witnessed this at a wedding. They
make like really crazy jokes and they share embarrassing moments
that are like almost too embarrassing. And then you look
around the room and again a lot of weddings, there's
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like a lot of different age groups at weddings, right
your parents, your parents, friends, grandparents, and they kind of
look like, what is this person talking about?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, if you're the man of honor, don't try to
be a comedian exactly. You're not the star of the show.
It's best to be heartfelt, right.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
And then the other one, the last one, is wearing
something way too casual or too reviewing, so you never
want to show up as the hot mess.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Every wedding has one though, and then everybody's talking.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
About the present. You see what she was wearing. Oh
my god.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, weddings always get people talking. Weddings always cause chaos
and family chaos among friends, and it's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I don't I don't mind the personal stories, but
I agree, you don't know, not too embarrassing. Oh yeah,
but I like a little bit of heartfelt, you know,
showing your relationship. You know, don't go too far right,
you know, don't be a comedian. Don't get drunk and
embarrass yourself.
Speaker 17 (16:25):
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you
have true love and then you catch the early flight
home from San Diego and a couple new people jump
out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show,
ready to double team your girlfriend. Stop stops.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and then the mic gets pulled from you.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
You know, I was actually at one of those weddings.
I'm telling you that the best man it went off
the rails.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
I was looking around like, I can't even believe he's
talking about these old like party stories.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We a lot of best really inappropriate because of nerves.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Right, We'll drink too much before their speech, because they're
so nervous about the speech. They've thought about it for
weeks and weeks, so now they're trashed and it's time
to give the speech. It's like a lot of people
are trashed in the wedding party before they even get
to the wedding, you know, because they have that long
photo session.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Everybody's drinking. They're riding around in limos and it's maybe
they wrote something down but they drank too much and
don't want to try to read it and fumble through it,
so they try to freestyle it and then it goes
off the risk. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Same, if you're asked to be an efficient, to be heartfelt,
it's not your time for stand up.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well you've done it a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Yeah, It's the most nerve wracking thing you can do.
It's one of the most difficult things you'll do in life,
but one of the most valuable. And if you're asked
to officiate somebody's wedding, I mean, it's such an honor,
but you're nervous. But don't settle your nerves by trying
to be the funny guy.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
But I also think if.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
An efficient knows the couple, or like the best man
of the Maine of honor, don't make the speech or
the ceremony about you, Right, it's about the If you're
the friend of the of the groom, talk about how
the bride made the groom better. If you opposite, talk
about the groom making the bride's life better.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
If you're the officiant, talk about like their loved.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like honey, he was
a hot mess until he met you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You know, it's just for old hookups, old girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Oh god, when the best man does that talking about
the old girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
No, I'm telling you that was part of the speech
that I witnessed.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, it's very common. Yeah, yeah, And for God's sakes, Bill,
don't drink too.
Speaker 18 (18:34):
Much at a wedding reception. Bill shows the telltale signs
of being wasted on the dance floor. He rips off
his tuxedo shirt. He swings it over his head and
asks the photographer are you getting this? He dives on
the floor and does the worm.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
So Topic Time for us happens every morning on the
Billion and Lisa Show at seven forty. It's justin here
and I am counting down the best moments from this week.
Your number two moment is a topic time and it's
all about weddings. You know, wedding etiquette and things that
happen at weddings today that drives people nuts. Number two?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Am I crazy?
Speaker 19 (19:09):
Is the new normal for being in someone's wedding to
spend five thousand dollars? I'm in a wedding this June
and the costs are likely going to be around five
thousand dollars With everything now, I'm in other weddings coming up.
Am I supposed to get a second job?
Speaker 17 (19:24):
Is it normal?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
If everyone had.
Speaker 19 (19:26):
Me spending this, it would be like fifteen thousand extra year.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
What do you do with this?
Speaker 19 (19:31):
Especially as a non confrontational person who's usually a big
yes man.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Help, yeah, don't even get me.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
If you're a people pleaser, you are gonna have a
tough time during wedding season at a certain stage of
your life, because you're right, like five people will get married,
like back to back.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, And she's right added up.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
If you're invited to be in five weddings, it's like
twenty five grands.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
You know.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
When my really really best friends getting married in August
and she's having her bachelorette party and she said, when
I know you don't want.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
To come, I was like, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
She didn't even invite me. She's not asked me to
go because you know they don't want to go. And
I'm saving so much money if I went, because I
would have felt like I had to go if she
invited me.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
But she's like, don't come. I know you don't want
to come.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It's great when they let you off the hook.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I had a niece that let me off the hook
once her wedding was going to be in the summer,
and she pulled me aside, uncle Billy, Look.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I know you love the boat. You'll be out boating.
Don't feel the need. Just get us a really nice gift.
That's really all they wanted a little bit of cash. True,
that's it, you.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Know, because weddings are weird, especially the big weddings, the
bride and groom never really get to engage with any
of their friends or guests because they're always being pulled
around for ceremony.
Speaker 8 (20:40):
But it's the problem is what that Talkbacker was saying.
She was asked to be in all of these weddings,
and like, what do you do? Like if you say no, Like,
is your friend going to be like upset with you?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I honestly, I'm at the age where my friends have
gotten married or getting married, And like you have to
at some point. It is a financial hardship, Like it's
amount of money to ask of somebody. I luckily don't
have friends like that. They know better than to ask
me these things. But like, I'll be generous, I'll get
you a good present, and I'll take you out, like
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for dinner or something just us.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But I don't want to.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Go for a five day vacation with girls I don't
like or don't know, to celebrate you getting married.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, the destination was they're asking a lot, you know.
They were like, let's just not invite winning. She's going
to be miserable. She's going to talk trash every single
day until it comes a friendship.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
That's a real friendship. She knows better.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's why she was let off the hook.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
So I was my.
Speaker 20 (21:34):
Best friends made of honor. And during the speeches, the
groom's brother went first and he attempted to freestyle a
fifteen minute speech that everybody was so tired during it
felt like they couldn't eat their food, to the point
where the wedding planner looked at me and said, please
(21:54):
make sure yours is short and sweet, and I said absolutely,
and I did it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
In a minute.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, my mate baron speech was a minute.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
That's all you need. Sure it's good. A couple of minutes, Yeah,
that's it. And make it heartfelt. Don't be the comedian.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
At the wedding or share like disgusting old past experiences.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The old girlfriend and I remember the time we're at
Old Orchard Beach, and whatever you do when you hit
the dance floor, don't feel the need to grind.
Speaker 21 (22:26):
My mom got remarried a few years ago and it
was a beautiful, very elegant wedding, and towards the end
of the wedding, my stepbrother was very intoxicated, and as
Billy would say, try to get a good grind. In
with his cousin's new girlfriend, who he was too intoxicated
to know that was his girlfriend. So a big brawl
broke out with five people, and my mom was sitting
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at a table on the dance floor crying that everyone
was fighting at her wedding.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, weddings can be wrought with danger.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
A lot of fights breakout at weddings, police called.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's like everybody's drinking for the most part.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Yeah, we have someone in my family that you like,
don't invite to weddings because one time he grinded on like.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
An eighty year old lady. It happens a wedding.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, it happens more than you think. Yeah, you get
a good grinding.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
You know, a good grind always leads to something better.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Thanks Bill.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Earlier, one of our talkbackers was talking about the father
of the bride hitting on one of the brinde's maids.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I mean, crazy stuff happens. Yeah.
Speaker 22 (23:27):
So, I'm actually a wedding coordinator and one of the
weirdest things I've ever seen at a wedding was during
the garter toss moment, which I feel like is a
little cringey within itself, but the groom decided to do
this whole stripper hipp and Dale type dance where he's
pumping the floor, and it was just terribly, terribly awkward.
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They were very young, and their parents and grandparents were there.
It was like secondhand embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Oh god, that was the groom doing that.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
The garter thing to be abolished.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
I don't need to see you pretending to like eat
your girlfriend or your wife's leg in front of their
grandmother just to find the garden place now.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Yeah, and they play the old school stripper song, you know,
like it's like and then all.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
The women are desperately sitting there trying to like, you know,
grab it.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah I don't. Yeah, I don't need to see going
for the garter. She's opening her legs, like what is
going on? Yeah? Save that, we did that? Oh you did?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
And then the garters.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I mean I didn't do the whole chipp and Dales dance,
but you do that sober too, sober?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Oh god, wow, in front of your parents.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Shame on me. Yeah, grandparents.
Speaker 22 (24:41):
I was at a wedding and a guest at our
table who was.
Speaker 23 (24:46):
Filling in for his dad.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
He was there with his mom, got wasted at the
open bar.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
He started taking off.
Speaker 22 (24:52):
Layers and then it was out on the dance floor
and dropped as a bride man of honor on the floor,
and needless to.
Speaker 20 (25:00):
Say, his mom had to rain him in and make
him leave.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, I don't get the undressing like I got to
be honest. At one of my son's wedding, all of
his childhood buddies just suddenly took all their shirts off.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I saw grabbing each other and wrestling on the floor.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
And I have to say.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
My older son Max was there with me and.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
It was his first wedding. He goes, Mom, is this
what happens? Everyone takes their their clothes off?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, I saw that picture of video Billy. I was
like that chest bang.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
He said, No, this is just unique to the cost
of family.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, anyway, happy weddings.
Speaker 13 (25:37):
When I was fourteen, my parents got married and my
aunt love her to death, but she's the crazy one
in the family. She got so drunk she went around
and splashed everybody her new Knockers.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Number one moment from this week coming in hot. Hi
guys justin here. Thank you so much for tuning in
for counting down the best moments with me and your
number one moment. It was a topic that we had
about dating and religion. Do they go together or not?
Speaker 21 (26:07):
Dating religion is so important. You have to share the
same ideals and core values about life. But I just
wanted to throw in there. This is a huge topic
right now on Love is Blind. One of the girls,
Taylor and Ben, they're trying to figure out if they're
getting married, and they have their wedding episode and that's
the thing that's on her mind. Is am I okay
that he is religious and I am not.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, it's a big topic.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh, Lisa, please tell me I don't have to watch
Love is Blind.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Now.
Speaker 11 (26:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I started watching The Bachelor last I did watch that,
not this season, but I got hooked in, Like you
said about The Bachelor, Yeah, because my wife watches it,
and so I got hooked in and when she was
watching it in bed.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
So it's another one of those shows that you get
yanked in, right, you can't stop.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, you don't want to watch it, but then it
just grabs you.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Well, like you said, it's a slow burn. You once
you're in, you gotta keep it. You gotta watch it
until the end.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Yeah, okay, morning, Wait, I do believe that religion is
a huge part dating. I originally didn't think that religion
would be a deal breaker, but I think it is
now because I mean, it's a big part of your life,
and if you are the same religion, you most likely
(27:15):
have the same morals and the same upbringing, and then
you might want to raise your kids the same way.
Speaker 20 (27:21):
You might have the same religion, and I think get.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Helped it definitely helps makes it easy.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
I will say, the older I'm getting the Lamore, I
am like it does matter. Before I wouldn't have been like, oh,
now I'm like, oh, Like I'm Catholic, so I think
Christian Catholic will be fine. But like I feel like
I don't know if it's like I could venture outpass
like a Christian, because like I don't know anything about
your religion, and then I have to learn and then
teach our kids and I wouldn't want to be ignorant
(27:46):
to it, and I would be cool to learn, but like,
I can't instill something that I don't necessarily believe one
hundred percent depending on what it is.
Speaker 24 (27:53):
Dating and religion, hmm, let me think about that. I
don't think religion is the issue, but circumcision is lad.
You know what I'm talking about out there.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
But the fact is, in some ways some religions and
or faiths tend to be more extreme, which could make
for a more difficult merging.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Like Mormonism or Judaism or law is. There's a lot
more I feel like rules, Like I'm a half assed Catholic.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I don't know if I can.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, And like you said with the kids thing, you know,
if you're if you're Christian and then Jewish.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
How are you going to raise the children? That is
a big decision in love.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, let's go on the call on line too. She's
in Pelham right there, me up in the Hampshire. Oh,
hating to call up there in Pellman, Pelham, you're in
north Country.
Speaker 23 (28:51):
Yes I am, Yeah, so I I'm Catholic. My husband
was born again Christian. There was a lot of argument
about it and we were dating, but we did come
to the conclusion that we did get married in a
Catholic church, but we had the minister from his church
preside over the ceremony as well, and we agreed that
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my kids would be brought up Catholic because I was
the one who would take the responsibility to bring them
up in faith. So we agreed that they you know,
they would they would be raised in the religion that
I grew up in. So it works. There was arguments
along the way.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Yeah it worked, You get over it. Call me crazy,
but the show nobody wants this. Wasn't that a big
issue in that show?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That is the show.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah she falls in love with a rabbi and she
is not of the Jewish faith.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, yeah, so that's even.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
One step higher. He's like the head of.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Oh yeah, so it affects the entire following or I
don't know what they call it.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's a good show.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Check reminds me of a joke.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
So this guy, this man, he went to his rabbi
and he said, I'm very troubled by my son.
Speaker 21 (29:57):
He went away and he came back a Christian.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I said, you know, it's funny you say that.
Speaker 17 (30:02):
My son too left home and came back a Christian.
They decided to pray about it, and God said, you know,
it's funny you said that.
It's the best a Billion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up, everybody, Welcome into a Saturday morning. I'm justin.
I have your top five moments from this week on
the Billion Lisa Show. Coming in hot. Let's get right
to it. Number five moment has to do with a
crazy story coming out of Dallas this past weekend at
a cheerleading competition, parents fighting, which led to our topic
for topic Time, which we do at seven forty every morning.
(00:26):
Parents behaving badly at their kids sporting events do better.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So my son played at the Ice Center over the
weekend in Salem, New Hampshire for hockey playoffs. I didn't
see too much crazy parents. The usual yelling, but there's
also a bar there, which doesn't help. The alcohol and
the angry parents don't mix, and they treat the parking
lot like a huge tailgating party.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, it doesn't help anybody. The poor kids.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
They get so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, Adam A nay, yeah, you too. The kids are
so humiliated when their parents do this. It's right.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The alcohol just makes it so much worse.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Oh yeah, well you're probably seeing it in baseball now, right.
Justin once you start doing tournaments outside of town and stuff.
You know, you stay at a hotel overnight or something,
and they bring coolers and the parents actually will sit
in the hallway of the hotel, in the hallway outside
the rooms. Like then they bring a little boombox or
whatever they use now, a bluetooth speaker, and they listen
(01:25):
to music and get drunk and then it's time for
the game.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You're drunk.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
For youth sports, you have a serious issue.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's just sad for the kids, it is. It's really sad,
you know, because you know, even you see, I've never
seen anything too crazy, only one time, but any parents
that get overly aggressive, I just look at the kids
and it's just they just look down.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
And shame because they put so much time and effort
into training.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
And yeah, and the coaches really take it too from
the parents.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh yeah, they don't put the kid in Oh yeah,
they benching the kids.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's so funny that you guys are talking about this
because my daughter is eighth grade basketball team just played
in the playoffs for the championship this weekend and I
had to have words with my father in law. And
there's a difference between being you know, competitive and disrespectful
and that's all it comes down to. These are eighth
(02:17):
grade girls and everyone's trying and no one's going to
the WNBA.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Yeah right, exactly, And she's right though, it's a difference
between being competitive and being disrespectful.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's exactly what it says, was.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That man's probably seventy five yelling at a bunch of thirteen.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Year old Yeah. Well, most of the time it's the
extended family. Yeah, you know, it goes beyond the parent.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
It's like, you know, the aunt or uncle or like
in that case, the father in law.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah. Yeah, all right, let's get to some fun stuff here,
why don't we.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
So my niece is a competitive Irish dancer. She's sixteen now,
but back when she was ten years old and in
the advanced beginner category, there was this intense Mom literally
would go up and stand behind the judges and my
brother in law had his phone out, wasn't reporting, but
she literally went up and reported him to disqualify my
(03:11):
ten year old wacko.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Now that's that's an excellent new level right there.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Competitive dance mod Irish dance mons.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm always fascinated by that event.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
It's very big around here, very big and it's grueling.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is grueling. I mean, I don't know how they
do that well. You can't move from the waist.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Uffy and the hands are like behind back and there's.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
A lot of hit.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Very very athletic apparently.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
But I see, I wouldn't have guessed that the Irish
step dancing.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
PA that there would be so much anger there, mostly
crazy Irish people.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But I mean, where are they going later? In fact,
there's not a is there a professional.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Irish continue to do it? Remember as an adult, the
Celtic people dance.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
People, so they're all shooting for river dance.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Products thee Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, it's like shooting for the ballet if you're you know.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
I coached the Danvers High School varsity cheerleaders in the
early two thousands, and not only did some of them
get arrested for OUI not on my watch, but also
a few of them made a porn together ended up
in Salem District Court. They were kicked off the squad,
(04:28):
and the parents basically acted like I was a monster
for kicking them off the squad. It was a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Okay, hold on, this is a Lifetime Network a movie.
Uh So the cheerleaders were doing porn videos.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I guess they made a porn video. That's I don't
know that's true. And this was in the cheerleading Squad
that is a lifetime movie.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
These are change girls.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. It's a court case. So
I'm sure if you looked it up you could find it.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
Well.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Plus a lot of times it's like mean girls meets
cheerleaders versus you know meets this And oh god, oh.
Speaker 12 (05:07):
I came home one night to see canine cops detectives
police the works, and it turned out that there was
a soccer game earlier that day between kids and the
dads were fighting over a bad call, and one dad
came to the other dad's house and stabbed and they
had to look for the knife and look for the dad. Crazy.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Imagine that misplaced anger for got a lot more going on.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Imagine the humiliation to the extended family.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I never a soccer call, Yeah, what happened to me?
I'd I'd never show up to the field again, never
never crossing.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
And I saw a player and a parent on.
Speaker 11 (05:54):
The opposing team verbally assaulting each other, and the player
actually call the parent a sex offender in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So that was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
We got one more.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I mean, we have so many.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
God, we may have to do like a reprieve or
something later. Let's go to Susan. She's in Milford. Susan,
good morning. What have you got making a good one?
You could be last.
Speaker 13 (06:27):
And she had last.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, all right, let's go to Reui.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Okay, Ellen, good morning.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
You're in on the rebound, so to speak, so give
us a good one.
Speaker 14 (06:39):
Okay. So I'm from Tanneranana, Tennessee. I've listened to you guys.
Speaker 15 (06:43):
Forever, and I love all of you. But a few
years ago, my daughter was on a select soccer team
and her dad was swearing at children, swearing at the officials.
Speaker 14 (06:56):
Swearing at coaches. They had to escort him out with
the police officer and told he could not come back
to any of her games.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
So he's not he's not your member, he's not your
husband or anything. It's just her dad.
Speaker 14 (07:09):
Oh no, this was this was another parent. No, my
husband always walks away, so it was not near anybody.
I don't mean to be antisocial, but I like to talk,
and so if I'm by myself, I can't get in trouble.
So but this parent. Yeah, swearing it everybody.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Wait, but you awful You live in Tennessee currently.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, how did you find us?
Speaker 15 (07:34):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (07:35):
I'm from Natick, Massachusetts. I grew up in Natick, and
so once I found out that iHeartRadio had you guys
on there. This was a few years ago. I was
so excited. You're my first preset.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Oh, number one, pret baby.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Let's go away down in Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Moving right along on this Saturday morning. Hi guys, Justin
hair cutting down. The best moments from this week on
the Billion Lisa showed. Number has to do with myself
and a little trip I have planned with my family
to New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
A little behind the scenes the Billion Lisa Morning Show.
You know, there's what's on the air, and then there's
what's off the air, behind the scenes, in the studio whatever.
And we have a vacation coming up soon, and you know,
everybody makes plans for their vacations.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And for some reason, and this is strange to me, but.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Justin, who grew up in the streets of Maldon, don't
mind telling you spend time in several prisons. You know,
he's been around, has some sort of a tremendous fear
of a mall in New Jersey, and I can't figure
out what you're concerning.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, no, no, this is when he's when he's when he's
you know, her creation. This is her creation you have
several times. So what's it like? Okay, we were looking
for a vacation for our kids. My wife suggested the
American Dream Mall, which I didn't know this at the time,
but it's a beautiful place in Jersey. I mean they
have it's a Nickelodeon mall, your ski resort. Kim Kardashian
(09:02):
goes there every year. North's birthday party last year, So
why are you so afraid to go? No? No, it's
not the mall. It's the hotel. The hotel is in
because we booked the hotel without checking out the area,
so I wasn't sure. Now, mind you, if it was
just me, I don't I don't care. But I have
small kids. My daughter's two years old, and I want
to bring my kids on a vacation and have them
(09:23):
being the kind of a sketchy spot. That's all.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Can I ask you what the hotel is?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's I think it's like a Marriott man and in
East rotherfor it's Okay, yes.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
That's where met Life Stadium is.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Right, that's where the Jets play, rightight? So do you
think you're going to be taken or no? I mean
I could protect my family. I'm not worried about that.
I just don't want the vacation to be like ruined
by anything that could happen.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Well, I want to help you out.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't think you are. I don't. I don't think
you are.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
So I looked it up on crime ray dot org.
Right helps rate crime.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Now, the thing about East Weather it is a small
all borrow, so it only has about ten thousand residents.
So this is based off every thousand people.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay, what's it say?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So for every.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Thousand people when it comes to a crime, for a
violent crime, for every thousand people, there's one point eight
nine assaults, so less than two assaults for every thousand people.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
With robbery, it's point two eight.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
So ai I put it in the overview says that
it's generally considered a safe destination.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, because I'm getting different reports here.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Okay, justin, I looked up the safety rating for East Broatherford,
New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It is a D minus.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There is a crime every sixteen hours and twenty two minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
However, I don't know how violent all those crimes necessarily are.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, they could be, okay, simple crimes.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
So she's on the same thing as I am. She
has to look deeper into it. It's a lot of
property crime, which you don't have property.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, not like if you're talking about crime, but.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
If there's if MetLife Stadium is there there again, AI
is telling me that petty crimes like pickpocketing and per snatching.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Do a car pickpocketer? Is that much? You really don't
you'd be Yeah.
Speaker 16 (11:01):
Justin Steve the pharmacist here East Rutherford, that's where the
Jets play. No, there's no way there can be a
good area. Nothing happy ever happens there.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Get like vandalisms high up there with five for every
hundred every people graffiti.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't be fine, It's just I don't it's the
big vacation. I don't want my family to be in
any danger.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Is there a pool at the hotel?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, all right, perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're beautiful, like it's a whole, you know, double connecting
rooms and all that so you can just stay in
the hotel.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Well does the American Dream It says it right in
the name the American Dream Wall on that website. Do
they recommend hotels in the area. Yeah, that's where we
got it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, you know, But then I kind of wasn't sure
and I booked it, and then I was looking after
where after and I kind of was like, is that
a good area? I don't know, And I started to
get little nervous. What guys about going in.
Speaker 15 (11:55):
Y just to take off the pandy?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Exactly exactly. I mean, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Literally really weird optics for me. Yeah, well because you
came from the streets. It's different when you have.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
I understand the family thing, but these are not like
any crimes that wouldn't happen anywhere else, Right, you're not
going to skid row?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I agree. My thing is is they're not worried or concern.
I think it's just me as a father and a husband,
like I'm taking my family on this vacation. I want them.
I want to arrive and them get out of the
car and be like, Wow, this is what I think.
They're like, Damn, we got to go in the hotel quick.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well, they may present you with an opportunity to save
your family, and nothing's hotter than that.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
When you go to bed at I feel like I've
driven past this Marriott. I like because I'm from Pennsylvania,
so I feel like I've driven around there enough. I
think you're gonna be it's gonna you're gonna have a
good time.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Assaulted a lot to do.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Okay, regardless of what happens, you're going to East Rutherford,
New Jersey. No one's gonna step up, make dad. Thanks
for taking me to Magic Land like it's New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Like I don't know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like they're going to be having It's about the mall,
not that I know. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
You worry about the Maryot. You're saying they're gonna love
the mall.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I love the Marriot.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Me too.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
By boy, why don't you get an r V in
park right in the American Dream Mall parking lot.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I'm not sleeping on the street being a nice
r V. You get a nice you know what. Leave
me alone?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
So nothing for nothing.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Justin might have lived on the streets, but guess what,
he has a family now and he's more concerned about that.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You guys are out of control. I feel you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Lisa from Milton.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Wow, my other favorite Lisa from Milton.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
My favorite Lisa from Milton agrees that you'll be okay.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I think you're gonna be because I'm a family too
and take my kids and I know, I know the
feeling like I know like what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
But I think you're You're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Yeah, we all have families and we've traveled everywhere.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And have you ever stayed at a hotel in East Rutherford,
New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I've probably stayed in hotels with the kids in worst areas,
the areas than the East rutherforst.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And hopefully I'll be fine.
Speaker 14 (14:06):
Justin.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
When I think vacations, the last place on Earth I
would think about going is New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Good morning, everybody, justin here. Hope your weekend is going
good so far. Counting down the best moments from the
Billy and Lisa Show this week, we're at number three
right now, and weddings are always a hot topic on
the show. New list out this week had everybody talking.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
So Lisa right now is sitting on a list of
cringe worthy things that younger generations are doing right now
at weddings, and it's kind of going viral rightly.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
It is actually so a couple of them are drinking
way too much and behaving badly at a.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Wedding and we see it all the time.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Another one is making the wedding and like a place
that you make your own announcement, like you're having a
baby or you're getting engaged.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
People hate that.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
No, it's like it's not your day. You wait for
your day.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Another one is stealing the brides thunder wearing a white
dress or something that looks more like a wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, you never want to outdo the bride.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
No, and it doesn't matter, like even if it's like
off white, just stay away from white. Another one is
during like the best man's speech. A lot of best
man's speeches, and I witnessed this at a wedding. They
make like really crazy jokes and they share embarrassing moments
that are like almost too embarrassing. And then you look
around the room and again a lot of weddings, there's
(15:26):
like a lot of different age groups at weddings, right
your parents, your parents, friends, grandparents, and they kind of
look like, what is this person talking about?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, if you're the man of honor, don't try to
be a comedian exactly. You're not the star of the show.
It's best to be heartfelt, right.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
And then the other one, the last one, is wearing
something way too casual or too reviewing, so you never
want to show up as the hot mess.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Every wedding has one though, and then everybody's talking.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
About the present. You see what she was wearing. Oh
my god.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, weddings always get people talking. Weddings always cause chaos
and family chaos among friends, and it's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I don't I don't mind the personal stories, but
I agree, you don't know, not too embarrassing. Oh yeah,
but I like a little bit of heartfelt, you know,
showing your relationship. You know, don't go too far right,
you know, don't be a comedian. Don't get drunk and
embarrass yourself.
Speaker 17 (16:25):
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you
have true love and then you catch the early flight
home from San Diego and a couple new people jump
out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show,
ready to double team your girlfriend. Stop stops.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and then the mic gets pulled from you.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
You know, I was actually at one of those weddings.
I'm telling you that the best man it went off
the rails.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
I was looking around like, I can't even believe he's
talking about these old like party stories.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We a lot of best really inappropriate because of nerves.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Right, We'll drink too much before their speech, because they're
so nervous about the speech. They've thought about it for
weeks and weeks, so now they're trashed and it's time
to give the speech. It's like a lot of people
are trashed in the wedding party before they even get
to the wedding, you know, because they have that long
photo session.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Everybody's drinking. They're riding around in limos and it's maybe
they wrote something down but they drank too much and
don't want to try to read it and fumble through it,
so they try to freestyle it and then it goes
off the risk. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Same, if you're asked to be an efficient, to be heartfelt,
it's not your time for stand up.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well you've done it a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Yeah, It's the most nerve wracking thing you can do.
It's one of the most difficult things you'll do in life,
but one of the most valuable. And if you're asked
to officiate somebody's wedding, I mean, it's such an honor,
but you're nervous. But don't settle your nerves by trying
to be the funny guy.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
But I also think if.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
An efficient knows the couple, or like the best man
of the Maine of honor, don't make the speech or
the ceremony about you, Right, it's about the If you're
the friend of the of the groom, talk about how
the bride made the groom better. If you opposite, talk
about the groom making the bride's life better.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
If you're the officiant, talk about like their loved.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like honey, he was
a hot mess until he met you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You know, it's just for old hookups, old girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Oh god, when the best man does that talking about
the old girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
No, I'm telling you that was part of the speech
that I witnessed.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, it's very common. Yeah, yeah, And for God's sakes, Bill,
don't drink too.
Speaker 18 (18:34):
Much at a wedding reception. Bill shows the telltale signs
of being wasted on the dance floor. He rips off
his tuxedo shirt. He swings it over his head and
asks the photographer are you getting this? He dives on
the floor and does the worm.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
So Topic Time for us happens every morning on the
Billion and Lisa Show at seven forty. It's justin here
and I am counting down the best moments from this week.
Your number two moment is a topic time and it's
all about weddings. You know, wedding etiquette and things that
happen at weddings today that drives people nuts. Number two?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Am I crazy?
Speaker 19 (19:09):
Is the new normal for being in someone's wedding to
spend five thousand dollars? I'm in a wedding this June
and the costs are likely going to be around five
thousand dollars With everything now, I'm in other weddings coming up.
Am I supposed to get a second job?
Speaker 17 (19:24):
Is it normal?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
If everyone had.
Speaker 19 (19:26):
Me spending this, it would be like fifteen thousand extra year.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
What do you do with this?
Speaker 19 (19:31):
Especially as a non confrontational person who's usually a big
yes man.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Help, yeah, don't even get me.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
If you're a people pleaser, you are gonna have a
tough time during wedding season at a certain stage of
your life, because you're right, like five people will get married,
like back to back.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, And she's right added up.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
If you're invited to be in five weddings, it's like
twenty five grands.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
You know.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
When my really really best friends getting married in August
and she's having her bachelorette party and she said, when
I know you don't want.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
To come, I was like, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
She didn't even invite me. She's not asked me to
go because you know they don't want to go. And
I'm saving so much money if I went, because I
would have felt like I had to go if she
invited me.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
But she's like, don't come. I know you don't want
to come.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It's great when they let you off the hook.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I had a niece that let me off the hook
once her wedding was going to be in the summer,
and she pulled me aside, uncle Billy, Look.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I know you love the boat. You'll be out boating.
Don't feel the need. Just get us a really nice gift.
That's really all they wanted a little bit of cash. True,
that's it, you.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Know, because weddings are weird, especially the big weddings, the
bride and groom never really get to engage with any
of their friends or guests because they're always being pulled
around for ceremony.
Speaker 8 (20:40):
But it's the problem is what that Talkbacker was saying.
She was asked to be in all of these weddings,
and like, what do you do? Like if you say no, Like,
is your friend going to be like upset with you?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I honestly, I'm at the age where my friends have
gotten married or getting married, And like you have to
at some point. It is a financial hardship, Like it's
amount of money to ask of somebody. I luckily don't
have friends like that. They know better than to ask
me these things. But like, I'll be generous, I'll get
you a good present, and I'll take you out, like
(21:11):
for dinner or something just us.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But I don't want to.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Go for a five day vacation with girls I don't
like or don't know, to celebrate you getting married.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, the destination was they're asking a lot, you know.
They were like, let's just not invite winning. She's going
to be miserable. She's going to talk trash every single
day until it comes a friendship.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
That's a real friendship. She knows better.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's why she was let off the hook.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
So I was my.
Speaker 20 (21:34):
Best friends made of honor. And during the speeches, the
groom's brother went first and he attempted to freestyle a
fifteen minute speech that everybody was so tired during it
felt like they couldn't eat their food, to the point
where the wedding planner looked at me and said, please
(21:54):
make sure yours is short and sweet, and I said absolutely,
and I did it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
In a minute.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, my mate baron speech was a minute.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
That's all you need. Sure it's good. A couple of minutes, Yeah,
that's it. And make it heartfelt. Don't be the comedian.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
At the wedding or share like disgusting old past experiences.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The old girlfriend and I remember the time we're at
Old Orchard Beach, and whatever you do when you hit
the dance floor, don't feel the need to grind.
Speaker 21 (22:26):
My mom got remarried a few years ago and it
was a beautiful, very elegant wedding, and towards the end
of the wedding, my stepbrother was very intoxicated, and as
Billy would say, try to get a good grind. In
with his cousin's new girlfriend, who he was too intoxicated
to know that was his girlfriend. So a big brawl
broke out with five people, and my mom was sitting
(22:49):
at a table on the dance floor crying that everyone
was fighting at her wedding.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, weddings can be wrought with danger.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
A lot of fights breakout at weddings, police called.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's like everybody's drinking for the most part.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Yeah, we have someone in my family that you like,
don't invite to weddings because one time he grinded on like.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
An eighty year old lady. It happens a wedding.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, it happens more than you think. Yeah, you get
a good grinding.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
You know, a good grind always leads to something better.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Thanks Bill.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Earlier, one of our talkbackers was talking about the father
of the bride hitting on one of the brinde's maids.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I mean, crazy stuff happens. Yeah.
Speaker 22 (23:27):
So, I'm actually a wedding coordinator and one of the
weirdest things I've ever seen at a wedding was during
the garter toss moment, which I feel like is a
little cringey within itself, but the groom decided to do
this whole stripper hipp and Dale type dance where he's
pumping the floor, and it was just terribly, terribly awkward.
(23:50):
They were very young, and their parents and grandparents were there.
It was like secondhand embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Oh god, that was the groom doing that.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
The garter thing to be abolished.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
I don't need to see you pretending to like eat
your girlfriend or your wife's leg in front of their
grandmother just to find the garden place now.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Yeah, and they play the old school stripper song, you know,
like it's like and then all.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
The women are desperately sitting there trying to like, you know,
grab it.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah I don't. Yeah, I don't need to see going
for the garter. She's opening her legs, like what is
going on? Yeah? Save that, we did that? Oh you did?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
And then the garters.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I mean I didn't do the whole chipp and Dales dance,
but you do that sober too, sober?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Oh god, wow, in front of your parents.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Shame on me. Yeah, grandparents.
Speaker 22 (24:41):
I was at a wedding and a guest at our
table who was.
Speaker 23 (24:46):
Filling in for his dad.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
He was there with his mom, got wasted at the
open bar.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
He started taking off.
Speaker 22 (24:52):
Layers and then it was out on the dance floor
and dropped as a bride man of honor on the floor,
and needless to.
Speaker 20 (25:00):
Say, his mom had to rain him in and make
him leave.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, I don't get the undressing like I got to
be honest. At one of my son's wedding, all of
his childhood buddies just suddenly took all their shirts off.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I saw grabbing each other and wrestling on the floor.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
And I have to say.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
My older son Max was there with me and.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
It was his first wedding. He goes, Mom, is this
what happens? Everyone takes their their clothes off?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, I saw that picture of video Billy. I was
like that chest bang.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
He said, No, this is just unique to the cost
of family.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, anyway, happy weddings.
Speaker 13 (25:37):
When I was fourteen, my parents got married and my
aunt love her to death, but she's the crazy one
in the family. She got so drunk she went around
and splashed everybody her new Knockers.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Number one moment from this week coming in hot. Hi
guys justin here. Thank you so much for tuning in
for counting down the best moments with me and your
number one moment. It was a topic that we had
about dating and religion. Do they go together or not?
Speaker 21 (26:07):
Dating religion is so important. You have to share the
same ideals and core values about life. But I just
wanted to throw in there. This is a huge topic
right now on Love is Blind. One of the girls,
Taylor and Ben, they're trying to figure out if they're
getting married, and they have their wedding episode and that's
the thing that's on her mind. Is am I okay
that he is religious and I am not.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, it's a big topic.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh, Lisa, please tell me I don't have to watch
Love is Blind.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Now.
Speaker 11 (26:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I started watching The Bachelor last I did watch that,
not this season, but I got hooked in, Like you
said about The Bachelor, Yeah, because my wife watches it,
and so I got hooked in and when she was
watching it in bed.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
So it's another one of those shows that you get
yanked in, right, you can't stop.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, you don't want to watch it, but then it
just grabs you.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Well, like you said, it's a slow burn. You once
you're in, you gotta keep it. You gotta watch it
until the end.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Yeah, okay, morning, Wait, I do believe that religion is
a huge part dating. I originally didn't think that religion
would be a deal breaker, but I think it is
now because I mean, it's a big part of your life,
and if you are the same religion, you most likely
(27:15):
have the same morals and the same upbringing, and then
you might want to raise your kids the same way.
Speaker 20 (27:21):
You might have the same religion, and I think get.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Helped it definitely helps makes it easy.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
I will say, the older I'm getting the Lamore, I
am like it does matter. Before I wouldn't have been like, oh,
now I'm like, oh, Like I'm Catholic, so I think
Christian Catholic will be fine. But like I feel like
I don't know if it's like I could venture outpass
like a Christian, because like I don't know anything about
your religion, and then I have to learn and then
teach our kids and I wouldn't want to be ignorant
(27:46):
to it, and I would be cool to learn, but like,
I can't instill something that I don't necessarily believe one
hundred percent depending on what it is.
Speaker 24 (27:53):
Dating and religion, hmm, let me think about that. I
don't think religion is the issue, but circumcision is lad.
You know what I'm talking about out there.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
But the fact is, in some ways some religions and
or faiths tend to be more extreme, which could make
for a more difficult merging.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Like Mormonism or Judaism or law is. There's a lot
more I feel like rules, Like I'm a half assed Catholic.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I don't know if I can.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, And like you said with the kids thing, you know,
if you're if you're Christian and then Jewish.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
How are you going to raise the children? That is
a big decision in love.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, let's go on the call on line too. She's
in Pelham right there, me up in the Hampshire. Oh,
hating to call up there in Pellman, Pelham, you're in
north Country.
Speaker 23 (28:51):
Yes I am, Yeah, so I I'm Catholic. My husband
was born again Christian. There was a lot of argument
about it and we were dating, but we did come
to the conclusion that we did get married in a
Catholic church, but we had the minister from his church
preside over the ceremony as well, and we agreed that
(29:12):
my kids would be brought up Catholic because I was
the one who would take the responsibility to bring them
up in faith. So we agreed that they you know,
they would they would be raised in the religion that
I grew up in. So it works. There was arguments
along the way.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Yeah it worked, You get over it. Call me crazy,
but the show nobody wants this. Wasn't that a big
issue in that show?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That is the show.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah she falls in love with a rabbi and she
is not of the Jewish faith.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, yeah, so that's even.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
One step higher. He's like the head of.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Oh yeah, so it affects the entire following or I
don't know what they call it.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's a good show.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Check reminds me of a joke.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
So this guy, this man, he went to his rabbi
and he said, I'm very troubled by my son.
Speaker 21 (29:57):
He went away and he came back a Christian.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I said, you know, it's funny you say that.
Speaker 17 (30:02):
My son too left home and came back a Christian.
They decided to pray about it, and God said, you know,
it's funny you said that.
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