Billy's Massage + Etiquette

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on holding everyone.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Welcome in Billy and Lisa Show on a Wednesday morning.
I'm justin.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
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(00:31):
lyrics feature where you can read lyrics while the music
is playing. So get the app if you don't have it,
let's get right into it. Andrew Watt is a big
time producer. He's produced for everyone from Justin Bieber to
Lady Guy Got to the Rolling Stones. Quite the catalog
sounds like a game to me. Look what it's day time.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's paint time, baby.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Day time though, I'll be here.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
That's good time.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yeah, game time Andrew Watt Edition. You're gonna get familiar
right now. Here's how it works. I'll play a short
clip of the song one or two second, and you
tell me what the song is. The titled artist, all
that stuff. It's pretty easy, not that hard. He's produced
a lot of big hits. Lisa your first listen close.
You only get a second.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Died with a smile, produced by Andrew Andrew Watt.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
That's very recent for him.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Did you have doubt in me?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
You have to?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Okay, next up, Billy, listen closely. He wrote that he
came up with the guitar riff for this song and
it became a big hit even on Kiss.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I know, come on, you know this, I know this,
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Can you play it again?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay? Real quick?

Speaker 7 (01:44):
God, I go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Already has my heart.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
He wrote the song, came up with the guitar riff,
produced the whole thing. Andrew want when he here you go,
he made this song. This is a big hit, big collaboration.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh it's east Side Halsey, Benny Blanco and Khalid.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
That was on Benny Blanco's debut album, A big song.
Also my first song to hit number one, one of
my jams on the Kiss Top thirty County.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
He made a hundred bucks on that I ask you
something before you continue. Why do I occupy a chair
in this game? Because why does Riley switch seats from
me whenever it's game time? And then it could be
we have.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
To be here with us.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
Yeah, they're part of They're the family.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You need the lush.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, well, you know the songs. That's the thing. It's
just about. It's like the match.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Game, right, pulling it out of it?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, all right, here we go round to Lisa songs
produced by Andrew Watts.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's dupa yep, stay at home.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
It's break my heart break. Yeah, I'll take the artist
or the or the song. That's fine. There you go,
least two points for you. All right, Billy, here we go,
Come on, come on, you've got this.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was seamless.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yeah, pulled it out of the hat. Baby.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Fun fact, Andrew Watts produced most, if not all, of
the New Lady Gaga album. So there you go, all right,
when you here we go? Can you guess this song?
Produced by Andrew Watt?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, coming Home, going Home?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
It ain't me, but god, this guy's a hit machine.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Like to see his bank account?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh yeah, alright, real quick? Round three. There's so many
more to get to lease oh.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
My god, Justin Bieber teaches.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
He went on to produce many hits with Justin Bieber
and Post Malone and many other and they.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Should have a show down between him and Lily Allen am.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Actually she was with David Harbor.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
All right, all right, Billy, here you go, come on,
come on, you can get to here.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Uh uh. Savannah No, Havanna Havanah, Havanna, Havanah havana. You
said nah, I should get in the point because I
knew that point too.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I think we should give it to him.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Okay, you got to give that to me. Man.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
We're giving up Savannah.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Bana, Savannah Banana.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
They have hit all right, last one. Here we go,
Winnie oh, one more time?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Try yes Young Blood by five Sauce.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, five saft five sauce bro Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
When are we studios?

Speaker 7 (05:00):
We're back with a Villy and Lisa in the morning
Morning friends.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Welcome back to the Billy and Lisa Show. I'm justin
so Billy Costa. You know him, you love them, but
the craziest things tend to happen to him. This is
a perfect example. The guy just wanted. The massage almost
got so much more so Michelle was kind enough.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Yesterday, my wife, Michelle was kind enough to make me
an appointment for a foot massage. Okay, because I've had
trouble with my achilles. Yeah, and you know, I think
it's healed to some degree, but it's still very stiff,
and I thought maybe a good massage on that part
of the leg and the ankle, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
There's Ironically, I was on the phone with Bill yesterday
and he was like, Lese, guess where I'm going right now.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm going to get a like massage.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I was like, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
And my first reaction was, you know what, Lise, I'm
gonna get you a gift card.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, that's what he said.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Okay, that's how we left it.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Then I went and this is where the story begins.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
Interest we booked a foot massage, both of us, because
of course Michelle decided she wanted one too, So she
went first, and I walk the dog down to the
place and she comes out, took the dog and I
go in, and on her way in she said, Okay,
it was a great massage, but just so you know,
you got to.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Be ready to completely be completely naked.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
And I'm like, okay, I mean that's not that's not
that's not super alarming.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
No, well, I'm always naked, but there's a blanket over me.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, they cover you up, Yeah, for your feet foot only.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Well, no, that's one of the points I'm trying to make,
h and I'll get to it.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
So I get in there, and uh, you know, they
bring me into the room and you know, I undress
and get under the blanket on the bed with my
face down, and.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
The woman immediately walked in and she was very nice.
Was she younger older, younger than you would expect? Yeah, yeah,
maybe mid thirties anyway, massage, Yes it was. I just
don't want to get too specific. But she walked into
the room and you know what the room it's pretty
dark and not that dark. You know, they have mid lighting,

(07:12):
mood mood lighting, very good. And she immediately ripped the
cover off. So now I'm naked, face down.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Okay, okay, so wait, hold on.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Bill, you didn't wear underwear?

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yeah, he's but naked. Oh no, I never do have to.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Wear underwear to these places.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Thank you for bringing that up. And I'm going to
tell you why in this case I should.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Have long go off now, Bill.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
At this point I thought it was a little unusual.
And the very first thing she did after ripping the
cover off, right, she leapt onto the chamber knees first.
So it was a time massage, yeah, and started massaging.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
But he asked for a foot massage. But the whole point.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Work she's she's knee on but oh yeah, completely naked,
and you know, I couldn't really understand what I was saying.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
But the first thing she said is and I think
this is what she said. She said, would you like oil?
And who wouldn't you know that?

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Hell wouldn't like And you are so non confrontational. Oh yeah,
you probably couldn't say anything like well, wait a second,
this isn't what I came for.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
I'd agree to anything. Because now I'm naked, and now
she's oiling.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Me down right, and she's on top of you. Ah yes,
and she's like pounding me and it was nice.

Speaker 8 (08:34):
And then and then she got off the table and
off me and went around to the front and I'm
still face down and now she's facing me like on it, like, yeah,
she's got her knees on the table next to my ears,
and she's rubbing and and I'm talking right down.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
And across my buttock, like.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
So yeah, so the full month yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh yeah, and you know, like she was getting yeah,
seemed to be getting closer and closer.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
To the RAI zone little Gray's hair there exactly.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yeah. But while she's doing this right picture again, she's
on her knees by my ears and massaging down and
as she does, she's humping the top of my head.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's her, is her? Like so what was above your head?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Like her?

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Her crotch and it.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Kept oh so as she's lunging forward with her hands,
her crotches hitting my forehead and like, okay, no in another.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Zone, no, no, hold on now and then yeah, so
so and what are you are you like grunting? I
am perfectly quiet. No, I'm not even moving a muscle
like I am fully giving myself to her.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Now, he was excited, Asian specialty.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Hold on, so, okay, you are getting nervous.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
I was starting to think what's going on? But then
she popped up from where she was her vaginal area.
I guess my forehead. She popped up and said half
hap And.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I'm like what that's the code.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I didn't know what it was. Again, I wasn't thinking codes.
I just thought I was getting a foot massage. By
the way, you haven't been touched yet, Okay. So she
jumps up half Hap and I'm like, yeah, thinking she
wanted me to turn on.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
You were approving of the.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
No, I didn't know. I'm still not sure half Hap
could have meant. And I just didn't get it. It
could have meant happy time, like happy ending time. Yeah.
So again I'm ignorant to it all. I'm not I
don't go to most places to be taken care of.
So so half Hap and I'm like, oh, turn over,

(11:03):
And then I thought she meant, yes, turnover, So now
I turn over. And she left the room naked, completely
left the room. I'm buck naked now and flapping scrowed
them up okay, flopping, okay, just flapping herund just junk
hanging out. And so when she walks out, I didn't

(11:23):
know what she meant. I'm like, oh, it must be
over right.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
So then I get up naked and go over to
the couch and grab start to grab something, and she
walked in and I just froze and I'm like, and
I'm like, oh.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
I think I did the wrong thing. I thought it
was a dungeon. No, no, no, And she came with a
box of hot towels. I don't know why I keep
reaching down. She was very sure. I'm just remembering it
as best I can. So in with the hot towels
and I'm like, oh, I get back on and she says, yes,
just coming in to de grease me with the hot towels. Yeah.

(12:05):
Then I'm like, when is she going to get to
my feet? That's why I'm here right? So now she
finally naked. Yeah, oh, I am naked in every imaginable position.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Right.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
So now we communicate and I figure out, oh, I'm
turning over. Now now I'm turning over, and there she is,
and what did you? I didn't she.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
She's laying on top of it.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
She was on the table, and I'm lying, what country?

Speaker 7 (12:35):
This is?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Exactly what it is.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I should have done my homework. I didn't know what
is this a Taiwanese thing? Is is it from the Fiji's?

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Like? Am I going to get hurt? You know?

Speaker 8 (12:46):
And so now she starts doing the front.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Did you did you get aroused?

Speaker 8 (12:55):
I was praying I didn't right now, but you know
that's were really getting.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Yeah, this is where the message was being sent, I think,
And I didn't.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Pick up on it.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
I did not, Yeah, I didn't pick up on it.
So I'm like, oh my god, what am I going
to do? What am I supposed to?

Speaker 10 (13:14):
Like?

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Am I going to be the disappointment here? And by
the way, never touched the feet that was over O
my god, I you know, limped out without the massage.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
No.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Interestingly, she didn't do Michelle's feet either, and we booked
foot massages. That's what makes us think. And by the
way Michelle turned me onto this, that's what makes us think.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
It was one of those It was one of those places.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Michelle said she heard a guy moaning.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's a swatch.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's a swatch.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, there was a guy in the building who knew
exactly what he was coming for.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm sure he did.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
That's legal.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
I'm glad you answered because last night I couldn't sleep
all night because I was thinking, oh my god, imagine
the cops come in.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
When I'm the.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
What if they're doing a sting and they've got hidden
cameras I could.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Still get and I'm going to be the next Robert
This girl like.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
A friend, say.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
She out did she did things?

Speaker 11 (14:31):
Love from the Planet Fitness, Kiss one, Await Studios.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
We're back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Kiss Hey, guys, welcome back. It's it's a Tuesday, and by.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
The way, a very big Tuesday, because it's the day
before Lisa's book club with Charlemagne the God.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
This is a big one.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
This is a huge one.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
I can't wait to meet him and talk about his book,
Get Honest or Die lining why small talk sucks?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Billy, Yeah, you read the book. She not only said it,
but she pointed right over there.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I don't have fall I'll talk about anything.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
But Charlemagne the God. He's a big deal. For people
listening who may not know and don't have tickets, you
have to go see Charlemage to the book club. He
works for us.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
He does the morning show in New York. His show
is all over the country.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
It's The Breakfast Club. It's syndicated. But he's also an author.
You see him all over CNN. I mean it was
he you know it has a lot of political guests
on his show.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
But I'm telling you, his book is amazing.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
It's now out in paperback and he's doing the Mel
Robins podcast. That's why he's coming to Boston. So we're
going to talk about that. He's really good friends with
Judy Bloom, the author.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Judy Bloom is in her mid eighties.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Oh my, I've read Judy Bloom in great School.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yes, he loves Judy Bloom.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Okay, So I'm telling you Charlemagne is amazing And if
you want to come, I have a private guest list
I do this Forever book Club event.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
DM me right now.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
If you want to come, and if I get back
to you, I will put you on the list if
we have enough space.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
And kind of the other side of Charlemagne, he's very
into self improvement. He is like in a big way,
talks about himself a lot. He's not afraid to make
fun of himself.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yeah, and he suffers from a lot of anxiety and
a lot of people can relate to that, and in
this book he like really talks about ways that like
he works his way out of his anxiety.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
So yeah, Charlemagne Justin is one of those guests.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
I know.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Lisa's got the book club Tomorrow night. Where is it?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
By the way, it's at Memoir at Encore. It starts
at four.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
We are on stage with Charlemagne at five. You have
to be your seat at five o'clock. That's the one thing.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Yeah, And I was gonna say, justin this is one
of the guests, Charlemage, the god that we would love
to have come in for the Bill and Lisa Morning Show.
But Lisa has got him for the book Club. So
I'll have to steal some of your content from the
book Club to the morning show. We also does a
morning show in New York, that's why. Yeah, So he
has to leave and go.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
Back to New York, right, So we have an hour
with him from five to six.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh many questions. You can't even get to the mall,
Like I'd love to ask him about Wendy Williams. I'm
going to ask Yeah, he started with her, you know,
so many, so many good questions.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
How about that? So Wendy Williams started with us yep
on the morning show on Kiss as an intern basically,
and then Charlemagne started with Wendy.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Yes, we're all connected, crazy Radio of the small We're
all connected.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Also another question least that I would love to know
his biggest regret on the on the radio, because you know,
he's a controversial figure. He's he's done a lot of
work on himself, but he's had a lot of interviews
that people really criticize him for.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
It's amazing you just said that because a few days
ago I said to Lisa in the hall we were walking.
I said, you know a question I'd asked Charlamagne is
I want to know if he has a big regret.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well, he talks about it in the book.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
Of course he does.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
He does so, and he has a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
All right, So you mentioned this private list. How were
you aware of the private list ever?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
For Lisa's No, I am now though private guest list.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Okay, so how to people do anything? Right? Now?

Speaker 7 (18:01):
They can DM you, DM me if you want to
go now again, I only have a limited number of spots,
so you have to be first in.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
And if you don't hear from me that you're not
on the list. So you hear from me, then you're
a mind.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
If you don't hear from Lisa, she's gonna point to
you right in your face and say you're not getting tickets.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
What she just did to me?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Actually, yeah, oh man, very cool. Lisa.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
All right, coming out next, we're gonna talk about jim etiquette. Listen,
I'm a gym guy. There's a lot of things going
on in the gym that we just don't agree with it.
We'll discuss for topic time next on Kiss one to Wait.

Speaker 11 (18:33):
It's Kiss one to Wait, and we're back with Billy
and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Kiss Wait. Okay, welcome back, everybody, So right about this
precise time.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Every morning on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show, we
talk about something that we think is topic time worthy.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Right Jester and right Lisa. Yep.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Lisa called me, uh last week, I forget what day
it was, but she called. She A just left the
gym and said, hey, I have something I really need
to talk about.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Like, I just left the gym and I'm really annoyed.
There was a guy.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Well let me tell this, Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
So I'm on a treadmill and there are like a
hundred treadmills, and then there's an elliptical right next to
my treadmill. So I'm on the end and I'm running, running, running, running, running,
and this guy comes over and goes on the elliptical
right next to my treadmill.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
That I was on.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
There were multiple open ones, multiple.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Open ones, except so he decides to go right next
to me. Now, great, I'm so happy. Everyone's back at
the gym. New Year, New Year whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
He proceeds to be a massive sweater okay, like, and
the elliptical is going really hard, and the sweat is
just spewing everywhere, all over me, all over my treadmill,
all over my jacket.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
That was on the floor.

Speaker 12 (19:53):
I'm like, all I'm doing and I'm trying to like
move like away from him on the treadmill, but like
I'm like trying to run, so it's not really happening.
And I was halfway through my workout, so it wasn't
like I was going to stop.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
My workout and move to a different treadmill. So I
just sort of like bared it. But my thing is
with Jim etiquette.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
If you know that you're a sweater, like and you're
working out really hard, you gotta bring a.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Towel with you.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Yeah, your go to yes and or go to a
one further away where nobody's around you and then wipe
your machine down.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
It was like mind blowing.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
I think he just wanted to be closer to you
with this.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
And he had no idea that he was just spewing
sweat all over me.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I think people are so not self aware.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Like I've told the story before, But I have a
home gym at my apartment complex and there's only three tremuls,
but I mean considering, I mean there's probably no more
than two.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
The little three people out there at a time.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, and I go and this guy will there'll be
you know, a gap, and he'll go right next to you.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And he's a hacker. I swear he gave me COVID
like three years ago.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
And I see him as I think he must work
from home because if I go at like noon, when
I get home from Mark, he's there.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I can't stand the guy. He seems nice enough.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
But I'm like, you're a hacker, You're annoying, and you
always sit right next to.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
You and you don't need to. Well, couldn't either of
you move to a different treadmill again?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Again, Billy?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
I thought about it, but I literally was right in
the middle of my back and it would have been
really tough for me to stop and then start again.
And the other thing I have to mention is, you
know how you have to wipe off the gym equipment
after you're done. He didn't wipe, did not wipe.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
The gym equipment off. I was horrified.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
The biggest wrenched the machine.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It was everywhere.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Well, he's doing the elliptical too, so his arms and
his legs are moving and you're just getting hit.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's just everywhere.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
He's a leaker. Here's the thing about aggressive leakers. You know,
we know, we all know something that just for no reason,
they're sitting there and they're sweating profusely from the forehead whatever.
They never seem to know. No.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I appreciate there are guys, especially if you see sometimes
bigger men, they carry cowels.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You know, that's what I'm That's okay, just carry a towel.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, So we had no towel and he walked away
from the machine and wape at my JIM.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
I work out with my best friend.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
His name is zeb I've talked about him before and
he's the gym police. So he is big on jim
etiquette year round, doesn't matter when it is. So if
he sees you not wipe down your machine, he'll come
over very nicely politely. If you don't put your weights away.
He'll go up and he'll walk you back to the machine.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
That's a little karnish.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
That's touch care. I love zeb I love that.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, he's trying to just teach Jim etiquette too. Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
For example, the leg press, so guys can do a
lot of weight on that leg press. They put on
ten plates on each side. That's twenty forty five five
pound plates. Yeah, and a real common thing is they
load the leg press up and they walk away when
they're done. They don't want to unload it with his
women and there's smaller men and yeah, they come over
to we've seen it. They come over to use it
and it's full of plates and they walk away.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Because they can't lift it.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
So if that happens, and it has happened, he'll see it.
He'll go over to them very politely and say you
didn't put your weights away, And no matter what they say,
he'll say, let's go and he'll walk them back over
and they'll watch as they unload every single place.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Still a little killing because he's an American.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Here plate twenty forty five plate. That's that's a crime
to lead those for people because we can't lift. I
just tell you.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I wouldn't know what to do with that.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Yeah. No, there's no way you're going to move the place.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
No, No, it's just etiquette.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
I know.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Right now at this time of year, a lot of
people are back in the gym. When we talked about it,
and it's a really good time to teach people politely
and nicely and or just be have common sense to
wipe down the machine.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
And there are so many gym etiquette violations that happen
every minute of every day. Wasn't this past Friday Quitters Friday?
It was?

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah, that's like it's the second Friday of January. That's
when most people will quit the gym that they just joined.
Their new year's resolution is now over.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
One more quick one for me is when when people
walk over to the dumbbells in front of them and
it's busy and they just pick up the dumbbells instead
of walking away and working out, they just lift right
in front they blocked the dumbbells, Yeah, to do dumbbell
curls so they can get up close with themselves.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Another one of mine is when you're in the middle
of a cycle, whether it's the lat machine, whether it's
you know, the chess machine whatever, and you're in your cycle.
So timing is critical, right.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
You want to go from one machine, one set, to
another set to another set. And the person is sitting
in the machine you're in the middle of using and
he's not even using it. He's on his phone, she's
on her phone, and I'm like, would you mind, I'd
like to continue working.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I mean, so that's annoying.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
So many etiquette violations.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
I asked Lisa one follow up question. You don't have
to answer, but did any of the sweat go like
in your face?

Speaker 7 (24:44):
I don't, Probably it was all It was just speeding afghare.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, it's like a spray bottle basically.

Speaker 11 (24:51):
So gross a styles And we're back with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
So's number one hit music station.

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Kids.

Speaker 13 (25:00):
Buddy's got etiquette issues at the gym, Lisa explained her
some guy took the machine right next to her this
weekend and was spraying sweat all over it like it
was an ultimate sweater and didn't even know it.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It is aggressively sweating all over me.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
You've got to have some awareness, yeah, you know, bring
a towel, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Wipe your machine.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Yeah, Some people don't wipe the machine. Some people don't
return their weight. Some people just stand around and chit
chat all day. You're trying to get a work out
there sitting in the machine you want to use. Let's
start with MJ, who's checking in from Rhode Island. MJ
give us a violation and etiquette violation.

Speaker 14 (25:38):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 15 (25:39):
I am a fitness instructor, so I have I have
many so but this one takes the cake. Years ago,
I was teaching, can you guys hear me?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yeah, well I'm clear.

Speaker 15 (25:52):
Oh awesome, wasn't I was teaching a class. It was
a special one for moms and dads and kids, like
you could work out with your kids. Yes, we teach
the class. I teach the class. I'm in the locker
room after changing. One of the moms comes in with
her kids, a little boy and a little girl. So
of course I'm not going to change in the middle
of the locker room. So I go into like the

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little curtained off area, you know, to change, and I
close the curtain and I'm in my glory and here
come the little boy and girl, ripping open the ringing.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
That awkward?

Speaker 15 (26:27):
It was, yes, justice, they sure did so. Yeah, and
the worst part, you guys, is the mom was right
there and didn't even correct the behavior. You don't do
that the door. You don't open a curtain when someone's
you know, nothing, they just so I just quickly close

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the curtain. But then I had to teach another four
weeks of classis with them?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Oh my god, what kind of a class is it?

Speaker 9 (26:54):
Like?

Speaker 6 (26:54):
What kind of a workout?

Speaker 15 (26:56):
Well, that one was just years ago. It was just
a like it was a special six week class for
parents and kids to work out together. So it was
like a like a pop up type of class.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, okay, I would do that.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Yeah wow. So the first golf and Rhode Island. They're
listening in Rhode Island. Why wouldn't they be. Let's go
to Diane. She's calling in from Lowell. Good morning, Diane.
What's your story or complaint?

Speaker 16 (27:24):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (27:25):
Sorry, let me try.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (27:26):
So, my daughter last Thursday had a very bad allergic
reaction because she's allergic to peanuts and trenuts. So they
someone didn't clean the equipment and she just gone on
the elliptical and it was like covered with high Yeah.
So yeah, So it's just really important for people to clean.
I told her you have to clean before and after now,
especially after Lisa's story.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, so true that take care of yourself.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Oh god, thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah, that's a serious right now.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I never would have thought that.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Either, me either, But this time now to you is
profusely sweating all over everybody.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
There are some horror stories of like people getting bacterial
infections and things like that.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
So probably wash your hand.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
That's a good idea to wipe down before and after.
But it gets tough, you know, mid workout, you're you're
in the middle of it, wiping before.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I mean, because it's not always on the gym. Okay,
there are a lot of machines and a lot of
weights and everything else that they're kind of leaning on
you to do what. They put signs all over the gym.
Make sure you put your way back.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
A ton of spray bottles and tons of wipes and
stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Yeah, let's go to Jill. And Jill is calling in
from haverl Jill.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
What's your story?

Speaker 16 (28:37):
So I was going to go swimming at the pool
and this guy comes in and you're supposed to take
a shower obviously before you get in the pool, which
he did not. And so as he's getting into the pool,
he blows his nose into his hand and wipe it.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Wait a minute, where did he wipe is?

Speaker 17 (29:00):
What?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Where did he wipe it? After he blew his nose?

Speaker 18 (29:03):
He washed it in the pool.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
That's disgusting, all right, that's I don't Joe, don't say
the gym, but I know I know what Jim she's
talking about.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Don't say the name of it.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
But how do you know?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Because she's in Haver?

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Ew do you really? Are you really shower before you
go into the pool.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I think a lot of people don't a.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Lot of people don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
But this guy's delivering snot rockets into his hand and
putting it in the water.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Are you kidding? God? Let's go to what does it say? Madison?
Madison is calling from Abington? Good morning? Uh Addison? What
have you got for Madison? Y?

Speaker 17 (29:44):
Good morning?

Speaker 11 (29:45):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Go ahead, Madison.

Speaker 10 (29:46):
So speaking on the speaking on the woman who said
her daughter had an allergic reaction, Same.

Speaker 15 (29:51):
Thing happened to me last year.

Speaker 17 (29:53):
I was on the.

Speaker 10 (29:53):
Treadmill and I'm allergic to peanuts.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Never had an allergic reaction.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Like this before.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
I went into annasal access.

Speaker 15 (30:00):
And had to go to the hospital and get an
emptypen because someone didn't clean their treadmill.

Speaker 18 (30:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I never thought of this.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
This is such a good PSA down the equipment.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Because an allergy.

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Yeah wow, yeah, I'm not very severe or anything like.

Speaker 15 (30:17):
It's usually only if I eat it. So it was
like the weirdest thing. I just my face blew off
and I had to go to the hospital and everything.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
God, okay, make sure you're wiping down the machines. Okay,
let's go to Karen. She's calling in from Walfam. Karen.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
Go ahead, Karen, actually with the te Karen Taren.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Okay, go ahead, Taren.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh yeah, that was very Karen correct him.

Speaker 17 (30:43):
Karen's my all three guys, Okay, go ahead, Taren.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
So I was working out one time and I was
warming up, just getting started, and this.

Speaker 17 (30:55):
Guy just literally walked right into me. I'm on my
hands on my knees and he just ran into me
like even look, and I was so pissed off.

Speaker 11 (31:02):
I was like, who just.

Speaker 17 (31:03):
Walks into me? Like I'm on the ground just like
doing my warm up? What are you doing? And so
I waited for him to get back out of the
uh the men's room and whatever. I was like, hey,
what are you doing?

Speaker 15 (31:14):
Like, f you dude, and he like had no idea
what to say.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
He was like, oh sorry, it was so obnoxious.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Yeah, there's a lot of like ignorance. Sometimes it boils
down to ignorance in the gym. I mean, well, yeah,
it's ignorant.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Well, you remember last year I got almost into a fight.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
How can we forget you almost be up a old man?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yeah, well I didn't, that's the point of it. But
there was some there was some yelling with myself and
another man.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Well, for sake of those who didn't hear it, give
us the brief version of it.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Yeah, this guy was kind of bothering people.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
We made a comment to him because he was kind
of like approaching people and bothering them. And then he
was coming over to us and kind of standing next
to us and kind of bothering us. So I asked
him to move away, and then he started yelling. There
was a big fight, and he was older. You know
what the good news is, he doesn't come anymore.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Didn't he come up on your girl?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Look he came up with my girl.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Yeah, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yeah? I didn't do anything. Yeah, yeah, I wonder where
he's because how would I come?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
How would I explain that I punched a seventy year
old man at the gym?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Did he tell you that? The guy said, what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
I was very angry because he was yelling at me,
and then he goes, you know, I'm seventy years old,
and I was like, oh man.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yeah, well it's kind of a you're damned if you
do and damned if you don't at the bottom line,
as you're known as a cream puffer.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, I'm glad that you walked away from him.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh, we have a call, a VIP call right now.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Zeb. Justin's lover Jim lover, their best.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
He's my best friend.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, you guys have a very special relationship. He's guys.
He's our favorite person.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
But he's also founded of a Karen around the gym.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
No, he just just put him on a water treatment
man on the fall away.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Sorry he does, zeb.

Speaker 17 (32:57):
Oh my head, My ears were ringing this moment, and
I'm like, lame put on, Just want to wait? And
what what name droffs?

Speaker 6 (33:06):
You know what, Billy?

Speaker 17 (33:07):
This one's few because Justin already told my story about
the guy who left the all the forty five. Uh.
But every month and Justin can he can confirm this.
Every month, I have a new T shirt made, Jim Karen.
I just brushed out to my T shirt lady. He's
having it made this morning.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh my god, Jim Karen, you are Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
I am.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
It's all right.

Speaker 17 (33:32):
You know what somebody's gonna be. These people are disgusting.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
That's so true. It's so true. I think you're taking
a little you.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 17 (33:42):
I think I take it far enough.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Now, Jim Karen.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah. Yeah, here's one that says, what do we got
out of bed for? You know?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
So because when I'm lifting, we're lifting and I'm like
trying to get the last wrap, he screams at me,
what we got out of bed?

Speaker 6 (34:00):
In boot camps? Dev Have you been in the Marine
Corps or something?

Speaker 17 (34:05):
No, no, I haven't, but maybe no, no I have.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, all right, he's a Jim Karen. And we appreciate you.
Zeb we do.

Speaker 17 (34:14):
All right, Well, I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Have a good day. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
I walked into the gym ten years ago at almost
three hundred and fifty pounds and I met zeb and
I haven't left his side and I lost a bunch
of weight with his help.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
He's a good motivator, So no, he's a good guy.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
But yeah, people are talking about it with the trust me.
Who's that guy that they work Jim Karen. Now they'll
know walk up to them. I'm the Jim Karen.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
All the girls have to let me tell you on Monday, guys.

Speaker 18 (34:43):
So I know I've complained to Justin about this at
least seventeen times. I have. I go to play in
Finnis and there is an app that you can download
where it lets you request songs as you're working out.
There's a person there that feels the need every morning
request I have the Tiger the entire playlist for the

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entire day. But I have the Tiger is every day enough.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
That's another Karen like thing, right, it's a good workout
song though by I'll get you going and get you.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Going for sure.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
I think it's past its time. Okay we're working out.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Let's everybody timeless when it comes to I really.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Yeah, every day those a little much like I'll bet
the very first spin instructor in America use that song. Yeah, Okay,
let's go everybody. I are the tiger. Let's get it on.
Shut up, let's go to Lauren. She's in Brockton.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Lauren, what's your story?

Speaker 14 (35:42):
Isn't so proud of I'm so impressed and proud of
the three hundred and fifty pounds loss. It's incredible that
I am definitely not one to go to the gym.
But I just wanted to say that my very favorite
thing to do is get a hotel room. In Boston.
There's a particular hotel. You can stand in your room
and look out the window to a gym. Yeah, that's

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my favorite. So we stay at the Envoy. I look
across the way and I watch the people. I make
sure that I get a room on that side.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Wait a minute, this is getting a little weird.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
Are you one of the people that has open sex
in the windows so the people in the gym can watch?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Oh yeah, that was a video yeah years ago.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Oh boy, Lauren, is that you gonna I'm not gonna
deny it, Lauren.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Let's go.

Speaker 14 (36:36):
Get a big all across the street, sit in the window,
watch the people in Equinox. It's so entertaining and it's awesome,
and everybody's there for themselves. You just that's my favorite thing.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
To do, Karen, if you don't mind my asking what
floor of the hotel? What what are you and your
husband or boyfriend takes the Sai