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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Friday, everybody, and welcome back to the show. Justin here,
(00:03):
let me ask you a serious question. When you take
a shower, do you wash your feet and or legs
every single time?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Mike Primner, Hampshire.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
A few years back, I was listening to the After
Show podcast and Justin was talking about washing your feet
and your legs, and I thought about it and I
was like, huh, I don't think I I just let
the soap run off. So ever since then, I've been
washing my feet my legs because I listened to it
on the after Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
So thank you, Justin, You're welcome. Glad I could be
an inspiration to you.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
But yet you don't wash your feet.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well that's a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So this has been going on for years, and it's
not with a post that I put on social media
and it just said shout out to all the people
that don't wash their legs in the shower, because I
think it's one of those things that not everybody bends
down every time and scrubs their legs and feet. That
was it, and this whole debate started about it. I
mean people still talk about it.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
I just have to say I still think of justin
when I'm in the shower and I'm washing my legs
and my feet, and for Jason Kelsey not to be
washing his feet, I'm sorry, that's just nasty.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So then this week, Jason Kelce responded to a tweet
on Monday where he said people that wash their feet
in the shower are weirdos, and that ignited this whole
big thing. He doubled down on his podcast.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
If there's visible dirt on them, I'll scrub the dirt off.
I don't even touch my feet. Why the fo I
wash my feet. I'm not touching my feet authless. I'm
clipping my toenails. That's the only time I touch my feet.
So he's saying, yeah, he never washes. I don't say
that if I'm outside landscaping or something. But every time
I take a shower, I don't bend down and scrub
my legs and scrub my feet.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh wait, you don't wash your legs either.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh no, my legs either, because the soap runs down. Okay,
and people are in denial about this, I'm telling.
Speaker 9 (01:51):
You I kind of agree with Jason Kelce. If you're
walking around barefoot outside, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Then I washed my feet.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
Yes, I shave my legs every single day, so I
am scrubbing my legs. I'm literally soaping them up and
then shaving my legs, so all of that soap is
just draining down into my feet. So on a daily basis,
I'm not scrubbing my feet unless I've been outside walking barefoot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And that's and that's my point. But now Jason Kelsey
has now gone to war. This has exploded. I love
Big Soap.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You don't know Big Soap, well you you got into it, man.
Speaker 10 (02:28):
It all started with the uh, what kind of weirdos
wash their feet?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
And then you you also replied, all of you have
been fed diabolical lies.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Every every crevice of your bodies and hair all the time,
is somehow better or healthier.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
They have been?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They have been.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
People are absurd.
Speaker 10 (02:47):
Any dermatologists not in bed with Big Soap will agree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Big Soap was obviously the.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
It's the people feeding diabolical lies. You need to wash
every ounce of your body.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So then Big Soap responded to Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 11 (03:02):
First of all, it's not only dirt that you're removing
from your feet, but also bacteria. In fact, the any
floor in any house at any time can have over
seven hundred and sixty four bacterias per square.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, and so that's kind.
Speaker 11 (03:19):
Of gross in itself. But you know, fungus, that's where
athletes foot comes from. It's when you don't wash your
feet properly, properly.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, that's what she says. That's where athletes foot comes back.
So then Jason responded, as the last audiof to that.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
You got to be in a shoe or in something soggy,
and damn.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You don't get athletes.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
I got athlete's foot when I was in high school
wearing ice skates. Prime example, ice skates, not getting sitting
in a bag accumulating mold.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, Billy Costa, do you wash your legs and feet
every time you take a shower?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Honest answer?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Please, absolutely and honestly.
Speaker 12 (03:58):
But I will say I also don't wear socks, so oh,
so make sure that my feet are that's a weird
thing too.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I don't get that.
Speaker 12 (04:08):
How don't your feet You're looking at me like I'm
a crazy I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Not because I don't wear socks either when I run.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Really, No, your sneakers smell after no, I wash them
all the time.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I mean I wash sneakers or your feet.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I wash my sneakers.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Sneakers so your sneakers don't smell at all. Bill, I
don't believe it so interesting, Winnie.
Speaker 13 (04:29):
No, I mean I get petty cares and I walk
shame ouge a few times a week.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So that's what. So you don't bend down and scrub
your legs and feet every time? No, thank you for
your honesty.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Isn't that with the bench in the shower.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Is for no nobody? You're the only one that has
a bench.
Speaker 13 (04:44):
I had a bench in my old apartment because I
lived in a handicap unit. But I don't have a
bench now, so I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, it's likely, Yeah, I think not. I think a
lot of people do, like Billy. But I think a
lot of people don't do it, and they're just afraid
to admit it.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That's my point. That's all. That's all.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And if I'm doing something where my feet are really dirty,
I will scrub them right too.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm just like at home chilling. Then I'm taking a shower.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
I have so much soap going every shower, there's so much.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
So shampoo runs down the regular soape runs down.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Show me a favorite. When you come to my place,
leave your shoes on.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I would tell you make us take them off anyway
on the boat.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Well yeah, most boters do.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Of course you wash your feet.
Speaker 14 (05:29):
I was a nurse and I would have people come
to the hospital take their socks off.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh my goodness, it was disgusting.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Of course, you wash your feet.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Way with the Billy and Lisa's weird stories. All right,
I have an airline news story that you guys are
not going to believe. So a couple were going from
Australia to Venice, Italy on a beautiful vacation. A woman
collapsed in the aisle during the flight next to them
and she died mid flight. This is a very long
flight to Italy. The couple was forced to sit in
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their seats next to the dead body. They placed a
blanket over the woman and they had to stay in
their seats, and they.
Speaker 15 (06:08):
Tried to wheel up towards business class, but they she
was quite a large lady and they couldn't get her
through the aisle because she's at her height was at
armshair height. So they looked a bit frustrated, and then
they just looked at me and saw seats were available
beside me. The wife was on the other side. We
were in a row four by herself. And they just
said to me, can you move over please? And I
just just said yes, no problem, And then they placed
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the lady in the shade that always.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Don't they have a place on the plane for when
this happens. Where would that be.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
In the back of the plane space in the back
of the plane where the snacks and everything are put together.
Speaker 13 (06:42):
But it's very small, yeah, even though bigger planes, even
on a big plane like that, they don't have. They
said she was a larger woman.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Right, So you know what a traumatic experience for this
couple it is.
Speaker 13 (06:54):
But I would hope they would get like a full
refund credit.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
At least they're going to get.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
They also said that the staff did not attempt to
cover the woman up, and her face was exposed to
them as medical crews moved her.
Speaker 13 (07:10):
Oh well, the poor person that passed away and then
those people on the plane, that's very traumatic.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, So chat ept is saying that when someone dies
in a plane, the flight crew is supposed to discreetly
move the body to a less populated area, but every
flight sold out.
Speaker 13 (07:29):
It's really they don't have like a dead body space,
it says, or an empty row of seats, cover it
with a blanket and secure it with a seat.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So they did. They didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Right, but it still doesn't make it like you want
to get to a dead body for five hours.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Let's they have an extra headphones.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Getting better, he's getting worse, just doubling down.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Things like had to make a prod. She's laughing. I
know it's marking.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Can you save this this weird story with a good story.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Bill, Okay, I've got one right here.
Speaker 16 (08:10):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
You know we did a story earlier this week at
me at a massage place, right okay, Uh, there's a
New Jersey woman who's now currently charged with the running
a prostitution ring out of her massage facility in New Jersey.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Now her name is Soon Bang and.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
Of things to come, they really do, and.
Speaker 12 (08:38):
She's charged with second degree money laundering, third degree promoting prostitution,
and engaging in prostitution. Apparently police swarmed the place, which
was a pretty crazy situation.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, yeah there was Bang Bang. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I actually have one of the guys, one of the
johns frequenting the massage Pola heir for Sue Bang.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
She's got her knees on the table next to my
ears and she's rubbing and not talking.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, right down and across my hotel.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
See that's the Billy and least in morning show.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
Who else would be able to get an eyewitness on
the scene, right, you know what I mean when you
go ahead very quickly.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
So father is having an issue in Nebraska after his
daughter Somehow her name is listed on her birth certificate
as Unicate thirteen hotel. It was some computer generated name
that mistakenly got on her birth certificate, and trying to
change it has been a nightmare that kills.
Speaker 17 (09:34):
Me that I wasn't able to be there when she
was worn because it wouldn't have happened like it did.
The document that is her birth certificate has the term
for government use only on it, and obviously Jason, not
being a member of the government, does not have the
ability to use that document. When I started working with Jason,
I was in disbelief at what was happening.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Oh boy, oh I could change your name to soon It's.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Kick and we're back with the Villy and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
All right, So Marlon Wayans, comedy legend, was in town
recently had a sold out show at the Lynn Auditorium.
Before that show, he stopped into the Billy and Lisa
Show studios to talk about everything from a new scary movie,
is there gonna be a New White Chicks?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
And even in Living Color?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Marlon Wayans is in tom because he's got a show.
It's tonight, right.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
Yeah, I got a show at the Lynn Auditorium at
eight o'clock tonight. If you got to get tickets, better
hurry up because it's almost almost sold out.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Yeah, you want to go to Lynn Auditorium dot com.
It's probably is sold out, but we'll throw it out
there at all.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It's not yet.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
I don't think it's I think it's almost sold out,
So go get your tickets and uh yeah, hurry up
because it will be sold out.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Martin is kind of a big show. We just mentioned it.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, Okayson lost in the building.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
On Well, apparently I'm sold out because you.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Kept going You're sold out. I'm like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It's like fifty tickets left, they're done.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You know, it would play white music, but we.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Had good you know they were doing right here.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
He's here White Chicks is here speaking. It was a
song that I would play and if I ever do
you have to know something there is going to be
a new scary movie. Yes, there's definitely going to be
a new scary movie. I am writing that right now
with my brothers. We are in the lab and I
can definitely say that we are bringing the next scary
(11:39):
movie next summer.
Speaker 12 (11:40):
Now, you got to know that there's a clip from
the original Scary Movie that we play so many times
on this show.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
If you mind, I'd like to play.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It, go for it.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Happened. My childhood best friend's name is Dukie.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I didn't know why I called him dookie. That wasn't
even his name. It's just like, what's the name for?
Speaker 10 (12:07):
We did Fokie. But that's when commercials was good. Like
I don't know what what if I was like in
today's world, Like I'm looking for that thing that stands
out that fits in and I haven't found it yet.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So I'm I'm looking.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
I'm gonna go look through the super Bowl commercials and
things like that. But if nothing sticks, then, you know,
I think it's important to just make fun of the
world pop culture. You know, everything that's going on today,
and you know, laughter brings us, brings us all together.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So I'm looking forward to just having.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
People in the theaters laughing hysterically again like we did
when we have the First Game movie.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
We're talking to the famous Marlon Way.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Kind of famous parents, not as famous as kiss.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
This is wrong.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
This is a big deal, right because I'm sold out.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
If I got like two tickets up, I'll be so
mad at you.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Well, we sell out every morning.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Okay, we're done.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
We're done.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Is already sold out, no needs for tickets. This is
a big deal. It's a big deal.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
That came out wrong.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
Okay, that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
We're a big deal here.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
When did you decide.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You were going to do it? Pull his gooneads right now.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Take a look at these, put them right on the
table things. Yeah, and you hear them hit the table
to slap.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
When did you decide yes on a scary movie one.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
We was working on the deal for probably but six months.
It's just something that I really wanted to make happen.
And we were so far in terms of bringing this back,
you know, especially after all the bad blood that we
went through when they stripped the franchise from us, and
you know, but the regime change and Jonathan Lickman, who
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is the new chairman of meryri Max, you know, he
was like, you know, there's only one way to do
this movie, and that's to bring the Wayans back, because
you know, we created Frankenstein, and I've been saying the
only one that knows how to make Frankenstein behave is
doctor Frankenstein. We are doctor Frankestein. Nobody could You can't
mimic way and stuff. That's the great thing we left
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in Living Color and season four, season five it was done.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
People's like, I don't.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
What is this? When did the Living Color turn into
Mad TV? This is wild? So you know, I think
we have this special formula that only we know how
to put together because.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
That's how we grew up, It's how we see the world.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
And so I'm looking forward to doing Scary Movie six,
reunited with my brother's first and foremost. That that's powerful
because we haven't worked together in twenty years.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Yeah, you mentioned that earlier and I wanted to comment
on it. So you guys still work together the Wayans. Yeah,
you still just yeah, I just did Damon show. Papa's
House is gonna be on CBS. If you haven't seen
the show, it's a really funny show with him and
his son, Little Damon, and I got to go on
this show, and it was so cool to see my
brother and his son work together.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
And I was jealous because I was like, they're making
a lot of money together. And I was looking at
my son like, you failure, your son.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You fail, get out of my house. I want you
to live in my house.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Like he pretends to live in his dad's house, but
in real life, you really lived in my house.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
And we ain't making no money. This is a deficit.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
You are a liability and Little Damon's an asset. I
didn't tell him this, but I was thinking it all
along the shore, all the time I was eating breakfast.
So I'm gonna be on that show March twenty fourth
on CBS Papa's House, and it's a really funny episode
where I play Damon's shady brother Melvin.
Speaker 12 (15:49):
As far as I'm concerned, there's never been a show
like in Living Color. Oh, I agree, one of the
greatest things that ever.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I agree. I'm concerned.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
And one day, you know, we're gonna do some kind
of version of Awayne's Family Variety show is something that
I think.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
The world way ahead of its time. Yeah, so good.
It had the Wayne's name on it.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
You know. It didn't just come into Keenan had a
great vision.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Damon was a wonderful like General Kim wrote some great
sketches like you know, and then they found great talent
like Jim Carrey, Yes, David Allen Greer and Tommy Davis
and Jamie Fox, myself, Sean j Lo and her butt.
We No, No, it's been around. I knew that. I said,
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that's a star. I don't know what I used to
fly from. I was in school with Howard University and
I used to fly to be in the end credits
of a Living Color and I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I know there's some O P P and there was
some great music stars.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
But the whole time I.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Just kept looking at the fly girls butts, like, do
you understand what I'm seeing here?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
This is the show. I was Magellan. I knew the
world was around, and nobody believe me.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well, you mentioned school.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Is it true you went to the same high school
with like Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I mean, I've got a list of Timothy Shall Yeah, Timothy,
and Timothy is way younger than me. Oh yeah, I
would have stole his lunch money. And and Brody two time,
Oscar want to congratate, Hey, Brody, congratulations. I'm very proud
of you. When I see you, I want to rob
you of one of your statues. You don't need to,
you're being greedy. But I'm very proud of him. He
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was a year younger than me, and you know, he's
always a hard worker. And you know, I think for me,
I don't think people. I haven't scratched the service of
all I. Oh, I just can't wait till I have
a movie coming out with It's called Him.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's a psychological heart thriller.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
It's a Jordan Peel Monkey Paul production, directed by a
great director, Justin Tipping, and starring Tyreek Withers with myself,
and it's a powerful movie.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And I can't wait for people to see that.
Speaker 17 (17:59):
Now.
Speaker 12 (17:59):
We do have to mention a correction on the show
this morning, because everybody, I'm not saying us.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
No, because you guys are a big spread. Know whatever
you say here, bumbus the truth.
Speaker 12 (18:11):
Everybody's been saying that there's going to be a White
Chicks movie.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
They're lion, They're lying there. How did they get that short?
Speaker 10 (18:18):
Because someone asked me on the carpet when we went
out ina a cp or ward last year, when I
mean this year, when I won.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
For my guest star episode for bel.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Air, they asked me, what would we do another White
Chicks And I was like, yes, we would. You know,
I'm thinking, after first, let me do scary movie and
then you know, we'll tackle White Chicks. And they're like,
oh my god, they're doing it. Listen to people, there's
no deal, so none of this is happening because you know,
before I sit in seven hours of makeup, we gotta
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sit down and make a deal.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
So I'll let people know if.
Speaker 10 (18:52):
I when I announced it on my social media that
this is happening, like I did with Scary Movie, and
I took the picture with the ghost face and I
announced that we are doing this scary movie.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Six the Wayne's are definitely back on board.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
That's a done deal.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
That's a done deal. So if we do the same
thing for White Chicks.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
When it comes together, people are talking about it, but
we nothing's you know, signed, when the ink is still
not signed.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't I don't get excited about.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
You've got enough going on right now, and yeah, I
gotta ask.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
And I'm not that excited to do seven hours of makeup.
You know, I love white women, but god damn seven
hours of makeup. Come on, sins, I want to play
black Man. Black Man means no makeup rolls in comes
for the game.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I got to ask you earlier on the show.
Speaker 12 (19:35):
We're asking people to call in and send messages about
the album and that they could listen to for an
entire year, just that one album. If there was one
album that you had to listen to for an entire year,
what would it be?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I know? From the Planet Fitness, Kiss One Await Studios.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
We're back with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
Okay, so there's a story floating around this morning, but
Kevin Bacon came out talking about weddings things. Says, every
time I have to go to a wedding, they make
me dance, and he just doesn't want them to ever
play Footloots because if foot Loose comes on, Kevin Bacon's
at a wedding, he's got to get up and dance,
and he feels like it's a spectacle and why can't
he just be at the wedding? So what got us
(20:19):
to thinking one of the best or worst wedding songs?
And there are so many wedding songs that are still
alive at weddings and I'm shocked.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
And the songs that people don't want to hear anymore.
The Not just came out with their list, and some
of them are kind of shocking, Like single Ladies by
Beyonce is one of the ones on the list that
people don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I hate that.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
Song though, you know, especially when they well, yeah, because
they're going to get up anyway for the.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Bouquet, right Well, they say it's overplayed. Yeah, like find
something new.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I think if fits good.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
And here we go, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Everybody?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, and they all run up and you know he's easy.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Got married ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Okay, I was at a wedding last year and they played.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Well that they should have shot playing it five years ago.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Do they still play celebration.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Celebration, Yes, And it's on the list. Celebration cool in
the game, It's gotta go.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
The Chicken Dance is also on the list.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, that one I agree with. I mean, who's playing
the Chicken dance?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
You're kidding me?
Speaker 9 (21:22):
It's number one of the songs not to play anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's surprising. I mean, look, I was a
wedding DJ. I wasn't that good, but I played a
lot of these songs, like the Cupid shuffle, the cup
and shuffle. Do you just say, what's the Cupid shuffle?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm guessing all this idiotic thing. Yeah, you know this,
and nobody ever knows how to do the line dances.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
You ever notice that weddings they all get up and
they're just banging into each other.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
And like, yeah, but I have to say sometimes it
is fine and it gets people up that normally wouldn't
get up.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
So anyway, I will say, I think these lists of
songs are the reason why I don't want to have
a wedding. I would. I just want it like a lope.
I don't want to have to go through all the songs.
I don't want to play by the DJ the.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Painful Yeah, because they still play the mana.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah, that's on the list.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
That's on the list.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
On the list, isn't there a new version of a
line dance though I thought I saw at a wedding
or something.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's well, they have the Megan Trainer song.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Would add that one in. Yeah, but I mean there's
a ton of dumb ones that Cotton Eyed Joe. Oh no, yeah,
don't play cotton.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
It's getting middle school dance.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Also, baby Shark who was playing that plays baby Shark
exactly alright, he should lose his job.
Speaker 12 (22:39):
Yeah, if there are any wedding DJ is listening, I
need you to call him.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I gotta talk weddings.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, some of these are surprising to me. So black
Eyed Peas I got a failing. I ended so many
weddings with this song.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Yeah, I like that song.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
That's a good one.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
I drummed with the band to this song that my
son Alex is.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Well, there we go. It's on the list overplayed too much?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
I agree. Also, I get low is on this list.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
Oh yeah, and then it gets embarrassing because the creepy
uncle is out there getting low.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Every time, right, like yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
The uncle Joe out sweat down my phones.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
They used to think about that, and do they still
play back? That ass up?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
That's not on the list.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I didn't feel being played.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then I didn't peg.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
That as a you know what is on the list
is all about that bass Megan Trainer as I do
not play at.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
A wedding because you know, but I wouldn't mind this one. This,
you know, because you've got to give people something.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
Familiar who aren't used to, you know, getting up on
a dance floor.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
And you know what else is on the list, the
hokey pokey.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
They still do that.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I need to meet the that's playing the hok Come on,
let's do it.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh my god, Billy, come on move.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Did you shake it all? Tell yourself, bron That's why.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
It's all.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
What a Boston is Benson Boone And you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning, I kiss one
await Boston's number one hit music station.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Hey Lisa, Hey guys, good morning, Happy Friday, welcome back.
So a few minutes ago we were talking about Kevin
Bacon not wanting to go to weddings because they play
footloose and he feels weird and they surround him and
want him to do the footloose dance. And that got
us talking about the worst or best wedding songs.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
What do we think this is.
Speaker 16 (24:35):
A really hot take.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
I'm entering that, like prime wedding age category, we are
not the generation of in sync, fastreet boys, boy bands.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Et cetera.
Speaker 16 (24:46):
And I've had so many awkward moments where DJs are
like hyping up the crowd at a wedding, play the
first note of whatever song from that genre of music,
and none of the young people know what it is,
and it's so awkward and souco and I'm just like
done with the boy band music at weddings.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
That's amazing, to be fair, If if you're twenty, you know,
your late twenties, you're probably more like one direction, you know,
I mean Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Dives Ofuce that that
was like your younger like, and I was like five
and six, I was listening to any SynCon in Backstreet
Boys when they were like ten. They were listening to
Jonah's brothers. Justin Bieber, you know, one direction totally.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
You know what I mean, Hey, justin mister wedding dju.
Did they still play slow songs at weddings?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, and uncles all get up yeah you know. Then
well they have the daddy daughter dance. Yeah, you know
you you got to know when to slow it down
and when to pick it back up.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Did my prediction come true that Bruno and Lady Gaga's
Die with a Smile should be a wedding song?
Speaker 13 (25:46):
Well, we don't know, because we're not at every wedding, Like,
we don't know what's going on the weddings.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
We're not there.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
The last wedding I was I went to is Chris's
your son Chris.
Speaker 13 (25:55):
The song wasn't out yet.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, that became Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
I'm sure took their clothes off.
Speaker 12 (26:01):
Yea, all the guys are just rolling around naked on
the floors.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Just something new they do with weddings, like a ritual.
Speaker 13 (26:07):
It's always think to me, because your kids are sober
like they're not. They don't even drink like they're telling you.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Sober people have the most and we remember everything.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yes, that's important.
Speaker 18 (26:17):
Good morning, morning crew, Happy Monday. This is Jennifer o
g member of Lisa's Book Club. My son is a
wedding singer, and he says the song that gets everybody
out onto the dance floor is Shout by the Isley Brothers.
Everyone goes crazy for that song.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You have a great day.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Really, that's surprising.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
And Phil, I would say a wedding song or songs
their wedding that.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Drives me crazy.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Shout again, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Every day like that?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
You make me won up.
Speaker 12 (27:00):
He relies on the floor and starts doing this gets
everybody up.
Speaker 13 (27:03):
But you know what's funny is the only song that
I've seen my boomer aunts and uncles dance to?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Is that that?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Really?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Most weddings, the DJ has to work out the playlist
with the bride and groom. Yes, so they tell him
what songs they want and what songs are necessary.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Right, Yeah, we did that with our wedding DJ.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And you know, on the list of songs that I
wanted played was a scrillic song that I really liked.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's kind of edym dance music. And he played it
during dinner. So yeah, yeah, So while we're sitting down
for dinner and they have the dinner music, which is slow,
he decided to take a smoke break, so he wasn't
even at the table.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
And all of a sudden doop while everyone's eating and
he's nowhere to be found.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Everyone's looking around, like, did we put our fork down.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He with my mother in law ripping cigarettes that.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Song we are family, I'm not even sure.
Speaker 18 (27:58):
Sister Sledge maybe usually gets all the old fossils up there.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
They all dance, though, but because half the family is
in the middle of a war, so the last thing
they want to do is get up as a group celebrate,
you know, like.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Euncle Fred is fighting with Mary.
Speaker 12 (28:20):
Yeah, it like everybody's choosing sides because all of a sudden,
you're supposed to all get together and hug it out.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Let's go to Danny Boy on line one.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Hey, Danny Boy, go.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Good morning. Say what about the song that has bust
the move and even says you're gonna get lucky with
bridge Maid.
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Yeah, that's playable.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
We gotta get somebody married so we can try this out.
To producer Raleigh, let's get to work on that. What
do you what about me?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Oh, are you gonna get married?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I could get Are you already?
Speaker 13 (28:59):
Said?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
You're not doing She said, I hate weddings. I'm not
having a wedding.
Speaker 13 (29:02):
Yeah, I'm eloping. You guys can just send the check.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh that's typical. Yeah yeah, wow, do.
Speaker 13 (29:07):
You think I want to go through this list and
have you the three of you think, oh what awful?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Add yeah, making fun of every You gotta love Winny
this morning, breading joy and positivity wherever you go.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
Fusso it's the kid l Y and you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss One Away.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hi Lisa, Hey, everybody, good morning, Welcome back to the show.
It's justin here. And you know what, the world just
keeps getting crazier and crazier, especially in our job. You know,
we find these crazy stories and trends, especially on social
media that are taking the world by storm. And I'll
just say this, if you're a girl who's looking for
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a job, really doesn't want to work, this is for you.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
All Right, Lisa, you unveiled a story that kind of
upsets me this morning, but we.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Got to get to it.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Well.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
It comes on the heels of a sub we talked
about a few months ago called quiet quitting, and that
was where you know, people were just sort of like
done with their jobs and they just wanted more me time.
And that was like what was happening. Now we've moved
on to something called the lazy girl job, and what
exactly is that It's basically a position that you can
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have that is low stress, low effort, with lots of
flexibility and freedom.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Wow, a lazy girl job is something that you can
basically quiet quit poll does for all the gross noises.
She's really gone on a bone right now. So I
get a lot of comments that are like, oh, easy
for you to say about quiet quitting, Like I have
a real job, and it's like I get it. And
also there's a lot of jobs out there where you
could make like sixty to eighty k so like pretty
comfortable salaries and not do that much work and be remote.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yeah, so there's no ambition just as big with the
gen z ers.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, it's just to do as little as possible so
you can focus on other areas of your life.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
You know, I hate to say this.
Speaker 13 (31:02):
I think we're in like a runner Santerra in a way,
like a modern day one where everyone wants to be
you know, the arts and traveling and you know deeper
meaning of like what is life And it's not all
about working and it's about experience And this is the
way to do it. Because you need money to survive,
but you don't want to live in your job. You
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don't want to be overtaken by work.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
So you only need, according to these people, you only
need enough money to have.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Fun basically, yeah, to go and enjoy your life.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, just to live on and then you can do
other things that you want to do.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
I have a list of some of the top jobs
for lazy girls.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah okay, Yeah, are such a thing as lazy boys?
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
The number one job title is cloud.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Engineer okay, meaning.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Again the cloud.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
It's it's just a very abstract concept, right, It's where
all of your data is stored.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
So just keeping track of your own stuff in the cloud. No,
there's now a job you're working.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Keeping track of other people's stuff in the cloud, right,
you know, managing the cloud. Who would you be working for?
You could be working for Apple? Yeah, Apple has a cloud.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Yeah, so what do they do in the cloud?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
I don't know. And no one knows what the cloud?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
No one knows.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
It is ironic, but this is the number one job
title for a lazy.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Imagine that I always get told it's in the cloud.
I don't know where the cloud is, you know, Yeah,
all I know is it's in there.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What does Tom Brady think through the clouds and took
the sun and through the rain and through the beautiful days.
Not thanks Tom. Yeah, no one understands the cloud. So
that's number one.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Wow, number one.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, that's why it's number one. Nobody knows. You're not
doing anything, right exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
No one knows what you're supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
You do nothing, and nobody will know you do a lot.
Nobody will know.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, more Lisa.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Number two is an e learning assistant.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Again, it's you know, remote you can do it online
e learning assistant. Oh, you are just people that are
doing online classes, which is a very sort of you know,
so you it you can do it remotely.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
You're going to reach out to someone who's doing an
online course.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
No, you say, I would like to be your.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Astant work for the online course, and you help when
the people that are taking the online course, if they
have a question, you can type in a question and
that person will respond to you. Again, you can do
it from anywhere at any time, right, so this gives
them that flexibility.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, So essentially, the way I look at it is,
you know the typical in the past or you know
some people. Now, you work eight hours a day, right,
you go into the office, you work eight hours.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Now, I think what is working from home thing?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Like I have people in my life, the friends of mine,
that work from home, and if you add up how
much time they actually do work in the day, it's
not that much.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Maybe an hour or two out of a whole day.
The other the other hours they're doing other things.
Speaker 12 (34:05):
You know what's interesting is I look over Lisa's list
here of twenty five of those jobs. A lot of
them are made up, like they don't even exist. I mean,
I get freelance writer. That makes sense to me, maybe
help an offer or something or whatever. Translator definitely makes
sense to me. You know, translators, good job is a
(34:25):
lot to call for it. But let me see, Oh,
look at hotel night auditor. What does a hotel night
auditor do?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
They audit the hotel at night. It's just kind of
made up.
Speaker 12 (34:43):
Let's see, legal assistance a legitimate job, isn't they called
something else?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Paralegal? God, this is amazing.
Speaker 12 (34:51):
So now they're just making up jobs so that they
have something to say when someone asks them, what do
you do?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
And they still have the flexibility.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
That's what it's all about. It's all about the flexibility.
That's just not being tied down to an eight hour workday.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Right, not being told like when they can take vacation.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yeah, when they want to quiet quit. That's what she
was talking about, it quitting. You know.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
You know one of my friends she has been doing
her own like translation business, and she knew really well.
She speaks Portuguese and Spanish and she translates documents and
stuff for people, and I mean it's booming. She didn't
have to advertise, you will just keep coming like they
need things translator or whatever. So she works from home.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Now, what is Jen? Is a nurse? Your wife Jen?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Right? So what is an informatics nurse?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
I have no idea the ones that they collect information
like they do intake, so like it'd be like, oh, okay,
I'm gonna I need other doctors because of what happened.
Oh I have a rash. It's on the left side
of my body.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Oh. Is that like when you go to the doctor
for a physical.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Is that the nurse that just brings you into a
room and that's all she does.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
No, they and then you sit there for an hour
and wait for the doctor to commit No.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
I think they do intake. It's like I think if
someone has like a drug addiction. When they go into
rehabit do the intake. So they're like getting all the information,
all the history on you.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, I don't know if that's I don't know either way,
I've never heard it. I'll have to ask. Look, it
sounds very complex.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
Wow, we don't even know what these things are.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Well, that's the secret.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
I give these people credit because they're inventing things just
to have something to say they do and.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Guess what, it's working. They're working and making money and not.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Just enough, you know, yeah, talk about for drinks.
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Oh little jealous.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
Yeah, it seems kind of nice just to get out
work and just could pretend to know what I'm doing.
The translated job is perfect, Lisa
Happy Friday, everybody, and welcome back to the show. Justin here,
(00:03):
let me ask you a serious question. When you take
a shower, do you wash your feet and or legs
every single time?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Mike Primner, Hampshire.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
A few years back, I was listening to the After
Show podcast and Justin was talking about washing your feet
and your legs, and I thought about it and I
was like, huh, I don't think I I just let
the soap run off. So ever since then, I've been
washing my feet my legs because I listened to it
on the after Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
So thank you, Justin, You're welcome. Glad I could be
an inspiration to you.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
But yet you don't wash your feet.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well that's a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So this has been going on for years, and it's
not with a post that I put on social media
and it just said shout out to all the people
that don't wash their legs in the shower, because I
think it's one of those things that not everybody bends
down every time and scrubs their legs and feet. That
was it, and this whole debate started about it. I
mean people still talk about it.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
I just have to say I still think of justin
when I'm in the shower and I'm washing my legs
and my feet, and for Jason Kelsey not to be
washing his feet, I'm sorry, that's just nasty.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So then this week, Jason Kelce responded to a tweet
on Monday where he said people that wash their feet
in the shower are weirdos, and that ignited this whole
big thing. He doubled down on his podcast.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
If there's visible dirt on them, I'll scrub the dirt off.
I don't even touch my feet. Why the fo I
wash my feet. I'm not touching my feet authless. I'm
clipping my toenails. That's the only time I touch my feet.
So he's saying, yeah, he never washes. I don't say
that if I'm outside landscaping or something. But every time
I take a shower, I don't bend down and scrub
my legs and scrub my feet.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh wait, you don't wash your legs either.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh no, my legs either, because the soap runs down. Okay,
and people are in denial about this, I'm telling.
Speaker 9 (01:51):
You I kind of agree with Jason Kelce. If you're
walking around barefoot outside, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Then I washed my feet.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
Yes, I shave my legs every single day, so I
am scrubbing my legs. I'm literally soaping them up and
then shaving my legs, so all of that soap is
just draining down into my feet. So on a daily basis,
I'm not scrubbing my feet unless I've been outside walking barefoot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And that's and that's my point. But now Jason Kelsey
has now gone to war. This has exploded. I love
Big Soap.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You don't know Big Soap, well you you got into it, man.
Speaker 10 (02:28):
It all started with the uh, what kind of weirdos
wash their feet?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
And then you you also replied, all of you have
been fed diabolical lies.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Every every crevice of your bodies and hair all the time,
is somehow better or healthier.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
They have been?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They have been.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
People are absurd.
Speaker 10 (02:47):
Any dermatologists not in bed with Big Soap will agree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Big Soap was obviously the.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
It's the people feeding diabolical lies. You need to wash
every ounce of your body.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So then Big Soap responded to Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 11 (03:02):
First of all, it's not only dirt that you're removing
from your feet, but also bacteria. In fact, the any
floor in any house at any time can have over
seven hundred and sixty four bacterias per square.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, and so that's kind.
Speaker 11 (03:19):
Of gross in itself. But you know, fungus, that's where
athletes foot comes from. It's when you don't wash your
feet properly, properly.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, that's what she says. That's where athletes foot comes back.
So then Jason responded, as the last audiof to that.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
You got to be in a shoe or in something soggy,
and damn.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You don't get athletes.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
I got athlete's foot when I was in high school
wearing ice skates. Prime example, ice skates, not getting sitting
in a bag accumulating mold.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, Billy Costa, do you wash your legs and feet
every time you take a shower?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Honest answer?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Please, absolutely and honestly.
Speaker 12 (03:58):
But I will say I also don't wear socks, so oh,
so make sure that my feet are that's a weird
thing too.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I don't get that.
Speaker 12 (04:08):
How don't your feet You're looking at me like I'm
a crazy I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Not because I don't wear socks either when I run.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Really, No, your sneakers smell after no, I wash them
all the time.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I mean I wash sneakers or your feet.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I wash my sneakers.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Sneakers so your sneakers don't smell at all. Bill, I
don't believe it so interesting, Winnie.
Speaker 13 (04:29):
No, I mean I get petty cares and I walk
shame ouge a few times a week.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So that's what. So you don't bend down and scrub
your legs and feet every time? No, thank you for
your honesty.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Isn't that with the bench in the shower.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Is for no nobody? You're the only one that has
a bench.
Speaker 13 (04:44):
I had a bench in my old apartment because I
lived in a handicap unit. But I don't have a
bench now, so I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, it's likely, Yeah, I think not. I think a
lot of people do, like Billy. But I think a
lot of people don't do it, and they're just afraid
to admit it.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That's my point. That's all. That's all.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And if I'm doing something where my feet are really dirty,
I will scrub them right too.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm just like at home chilling. Then I'm taking a shower.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
I have so much soap going every shower, there's so much.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
So shampoo runs down the regular soape runs down.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Show me a favorite. When you come to my place,
leave your shoes on.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I would tell you make us take them off anyway
on the boat.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Well yeah, most boters do.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Of course you wash your feet.
Speaker 14 (05:29):
I was a nurse and I would have people come
to the hospital take their socks off.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh my goodness, it was disgusting.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Of course, you wash your feet.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Way with the Billy and Lisa's weird stories. All right,
I have an airline news story that you guys are
not going to believe. So a couple were going from
Australia to Venice, Italy on a beautiful vacation. A woman
collapsed in the aisle during the flight next to them
and she died mid flight. This is a very long
flight to Italy. The couple was forced to sit in
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their seats next to the dead body. They placed a
blanket over the woman and they had to stay in
their seats, and they.
Speaker 15 (06:08):
Tried to wheel up towards business class, but they she
was quite a large lady and they couldn't get her
through the aisle because she's at her height was at
armshair height. So they looked a bit frustrated, and then
they just looked at me and saw seats were available
beside me. The wife was on the other side. We
were in a row four by herself. And they just
said to me, can you move over please? And I
just just said yes, no problem, And then they placed
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the lady in the shade that always.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Don't they have a place on the plane for when
this happens. Where would that be.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
In the back of the plane space in the back
of the plane where the snacks and everything are put together.
Speaker 13 (06:42):
But it's very small, yeah, even though bigger planes, even
on a big plane like that, they don't have. They
said she was a larger woman.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Right, So you know what a traumatic experience for this
couple it is.
Speaker 13 (06:54):
But I would hope they would get like a full
refund credit.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
At least they're going to get.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
They also said that the staff did not attempt to
cover the woman up, and her face was exposed to
them as medical crews moved her.
Speaker 13 (07:10):
Oh well, the poor person that passed away and then
those people on the plane, that's very traumatic.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, So chat ept is saying that when someone dies
in a plane, the flight crew is supposed to discreetly
move the body to a less populated area, but every
flight sold out.
Speaker 13 (07:29):
It's really they don't have like a dead body space,
it says, or an empty row of seats, cover it
with a blanket and secure it with a seat.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So they did. They didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Right, but it still doesn't make it like you want
to get to a dead body for five hours.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Let's they have an extra headphones.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Getting better, he's getting worse, just doubling down.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Things like had to make a prod. She's laughing. I
know it's marking.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Can you save this this weird story with a good story.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Bill, Okay, I've got one right here.
Speaker 16 (08:10):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
You know we did a story earlier this week at
me at a massage place, right okay, Uh, there's a
New Jersey woman who's now currently charged with the running
a prostitution ring out of her massage facility in New Jersey.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Now her name is Soon Bang and.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
Of things to come, they really do, and.
Speaker 12 (08:38):
She's charged with second degree money laundering, third degree promoting prostitution,
and engaging in prostitution. Apparently police swarmed the place, which
was a pretty crazy situation.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, yeah there was Bang Bang. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I actually have one of the guys, one of the
johns frequenting the massage Pola heir for Sue Bang.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
She's got her knees on the table next to my
ears and she's rubbing and not talking.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, right down and across my hotel.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
See that's the Billy and least in morning show.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
Who else would be able to get an eyewitness on
the scene, right, you know what I mean when you
go ahead very quickly.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
So father is having an issue in Nebraska after his
daughter Somehow her name is listed on her birth certificate
as Unicate thirteen hotel. It was some computer generated name
that mistakenly got on her birth certificate, and trying to
change it has been a nightmare that kills.
Speaker 17 (09:34):
Me that I wasn't able to be there when she
was worn because it wouldn't have happened like it did.
The document that is her birth certificate has the term
for government use only on it, and obviously Jason, not
being a member of the government, does not have the
ability to use that document. When I started working with Jason,
I was in disbelief at what was happening.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Oh boy, oh I could change your name to soon It's.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Kick and we're back with the Villy and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
All right, So Marlon Wayans, comedy legend, was in town
recently had a sold out show at the Lynn Auditorium.
Before that show, he stopped into the Billy and Lisa
Show studios to talk about everything from a new scary movie,
is there gonna be a New White Chicks?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
And even in Living Color?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Marlon Wayans is in tom because he's got a show.
It's tonight, right.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
Yeah, I got a show at the Lynn Auditorium at
eight o'clock tonight. If you got to get tickets, better
hurry up because it's almost almost sold out.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Yeah, you want to go to Lynn Auditorium dot com.
It's probably is sold out, but we'll throw it out
there at all.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It's not yet.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
I don't think it's I think it's almost sold out,
So go get your tickets and uh yeah, hurry up
because it will be sold out.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Martin is kind of a big show. We just mentioned it.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, Okayson lost in the building.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
On Well, apparently I'm sold out because you.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Kept going You're sold out. I'm like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It's like fifty tickets left, they're done.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You know, it would play white music, but we.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Had good you know they were doing right here.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
He's here White Chicks is here speaking. It was a
song that I would play and if I ever do
you have to know something there is going to be
a new scary movie. Yes, there's definitely going to be
a new scary movie. I am writing that right now
with my brothers. We are in the lab and I
can definitely say that we are bringing the next scary
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movie next summer.
Speaker 12 (11:40):
Now, you got to know that there's a clip from
the original Scary Movie that we play so many times
on this show.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
If you mind, I'd like to play.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It, go for it.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Happened. My childhood best friend's name is Dukie.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I didn't know why I called him dookie. That wasn't
even his name. It's just like, what's the name for?
Speaker 10 (12:07):
We did Fokie. But that's when commercials was good. Like
I don't know what what if I was like in
today's world, Like I'm looking for that thing that stands
out that fits in and I haven't found it yet.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So I'm I'm looking.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
I'm gonna go look through the super Bowl commercials and
things like that. But if nothing sticks, then, you know,
I think it's important to just make fun of the
world pop culture. You know, everything that's going on today,
and you know, laughter brings us, brings us all together.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So I'm looking forward to just having.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
People in the theaters laughing hysterically again like we did
when we have the First Game movie.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
We're talking to the famous Marlon Way.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Kind of famous parents, not as famous as kiss.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
This is wrong.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
This is a big deal, right because I'm sold out.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
If I got like two tickets up, I'll be so
mad at you.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Well, we sell out every morning.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Okay, we're done.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
We're done.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Is already sold out, no needs for tickets. This is
a big deal. It's a big deal.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
That came out wrong.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
Okay, that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
We're a big deal here.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
When did you decide.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You were going to do it? Pull his gooneads right now.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Take a look at these, put them right on the
table things. Yeah, and you hear them hit the table
to slap.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
When did you decide yes on a scary movie one.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
We was working on the deal for probably but six months.
It's just something that I really wanted to make happen.
And we were so far in terms of bringing this back,
you know, especially after all the bad blood that we
went through when they stripped the franchise from us, and
you know, but the regime change and Jonathan Lickman, who
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is the new chairman of meryri Max, you know, he
was like, you know, there's only one way to do
this movie, and that's to bring the Wayans back, because
you know, we created Frankenstein, and I've been saying the
only one that knows how to make Frankenstein behave is
doctor Frankenstein. We are doctor Frankestein. Nobody could You can't
mimic way and stuff. That's the great thing we left
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in Living Color and season four, season five it was done.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
People's like, I don't.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
What is this? When did the Living Color turn into
Mad TV? This is wild? So you know, I think
we have this special formula that only we know how
to put together because.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
That's how we grew up, It's how we see the world.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
And so I'm looking forward to doing Scary Movie six,
reunited with my brother's first and foremost. That that's powerful
because we haven't worked together in twenty years.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Yeah, you mentioned that earlier and I wanted to comment
on it. So you guys still work together the Wayans. Yeah,
you still just yeah, I just did Damon show. Papa's
House is gonna be on CBS. If you haven't seen
the show, it's a really funny show with him and
his son, Little Damon, and I got to go on
this show, and it was so cool to see my
brother and his son work together.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
And I was jealous because I was like, they're making
a lot of money together. And I was looking at
my son like, you failure, your son.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You fail, get out of my house. I want you
to live in my house.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Like he pretends to live in his dad's house, but
in real life, you really lived in my house.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
And we ain't making no money. This is a deficit.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
You are a liability and Little Damon's an asset. I
didn't tell him this, but I was thinking it all
along the shore, all the time I was eating breakfast.
So I'm gonna be on that show March twenty fourth
on CBS Papa's House, and it's a really funny episode
where I play Damon's shady brother Melvin.
Speaker 12 (15:49):
As far as I'm concerned, there's never been a show
like in Living Color. Oh, I agree, one of the
greatest things that ever.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I agree. I'm concerned.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
And one day, you know, we're gonna do some kind
of version of Awayne's Family Variety show is something that
I think.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
The world way ahead of its time. Yeah, so good.
It had the Wayne's name on it.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
You know. It didn't just come into Keenan had a
great vision.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Damon was a wonderful like General Kim wrote some great
sketches like you know, and then they found great talent
like Jim Carrey, Yes, David Allen Greer and Tommy Davis
and Jamie Fox, myself, Sean j Lo and her butt.
We No, No, it's been around. I knew that. I said,
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that's a star. I don't know what I used to
fly from. I was in school with Howard University and
I used to fly to be in the end credits
of a Living Color and I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I know there's some O P P and there was
some great music stars.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
But the whole time I.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Just kept looking at the fly girls butts, like, do
you understand what I'm seeing here?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
This is the show. I was Magellan. I knew the
world was around, and nobody believe me.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well, you mentioned school.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Is it true you went to the same high school
with like Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I mean, I've got a list of Timothy Shall Yeah, Timothy,
and Timothy is way younger than me. Oh yeah, I
would have stole his lunch money. And and Brody two time,
Oscar want to congratate, Hey, Brody, congratulations. I'm very proud
of you. When I see you, I want to rob
you of one of your statues. You don't need to,
you're being greedy. But I'm very proud of him. He
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was a year younger than me, and you know, he's
always a hard worker. And you know, I think for me,
I don't think people. I haven't scratched the service of
all I. Oh, I just can't wait till I have
a movie coming out with It's called Him.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's a psychological heart thriller.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
It's a Jordan Peel Monkey Paul production, directed by a
great director, Justin Tipping, and starring Tyreek Withers with myself,
and it's a powerful movie.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And I can't wait for people to see that.
Speaker 17 (17:59):
Now.
Speaker 12 (17:59):
We do have to mention a correction on the show
this morning, because everybody, I'm not saying us.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
No, because you guys are a big spread. Know whatever
you say here, bumbus the truth.
Speaker 12 (18:11):
Everybody's been saying that there's going to be a White
Chicks movie.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
They're lion, They're lying there. How did they get that short?
Speaker 10 (18:18):
Because someone asked me on the carpet when we went
out ina a cp or ward last year, when I
mean this year, when I won.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
For my guest star episode for bel.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Air, they asked me, what would we do another White
Chicks And I was like, yes, we would. You know,
I'm thinking, after first, let me do scary movie and
then you know, we'll tackle White Chicks. And they're like,
oh my god, they're doing it. Listen to people, there's
no deal, so none of this is happening because you know,
before I sit in seven hours of makeup, we gotta
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sit down and make a deal.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
So I'll let people know if.
Speaker 10 (18:52):
I when I announced it on my social media that
this is happening, like I did with Scary Movie, and
I took the picture with the ghost face and I
announced that we are doing this scary movie.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Six the Wayne's are definitely back on board.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
That's a done deal.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
That's a done deal. So if we do the same
thing for White Chicks.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
When it comes together, people are talking about it, but
we nothing's you know, signed, when the ink is still
not signed.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't I don't get excited about.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
You've got enough going on right now, and yeah, I
gotta ask.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
And I'm not that excited to do seven hours of makeup.
You know, I love white women, but god damn seven
hours of makeup. Come on, sins, I want to play
black Man. Black Man means no makeup rolls in comes
for the game.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I got to ask you earlier on the show.
Speaker 12 (19:35):
We're asking people to call in and send messages about
the album and that they could listen to for an
entire year, just that one album. If there was one
album that you had to listen to for an entire year,
what would it be?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I know? From the Planet Fitness, Kiss One Await Studios.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
We're back with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
Okay, so there's a story floating around this morning, but
Kevin Bacon came out talking about weddings things. Says, every
time I have to go to a wedding, they make
me dance, and he just doesn't want them to ever
play Footloots because if foot Loose comes on, Kevin Bacon's
at a wedding, he's got to get up and dance,
and he feels like it's a spectacle and why can't
he just be at the wedding? So what got us
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to thinking one of the best or worst wedding songs?
And there are so many wedding songs that are still
alive at weddings and I'm shocked.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
And the songs that people don't want to hear anymore.
The Not just came out with their list, and some
of them are kind of shocking, Like single Ladies by
Beyonce is one of the ones on the list that
people don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I hate that.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
Song though, you know, especially when they well, yeah, because
they're going to get up anyway for the.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Bouquet, right Well, they say it's overplayed. Yeah, like find
something new.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I think if fits good.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
And here we go, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Everybody?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, and they all run up and you know he's easy.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Got married ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Okay, I was at a wedding last year and they played.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Well that they should have shot playing it five years ago.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Do they still play celebration.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Celebration, Yes, And it's on the list. Celebration cool in
the game, It's gotta go.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
The Chicken Dance is also on the list.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, that one I agree with. I mean, who's playing
the Chicken dance?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
You're kidding me?
Speaker 9 (21:22):
It's number one of the songs not to play anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's surprising. I mean, look, I was a
wedding DJ. I wasn't that good, but I played a
lot of these songs, like the Cupid shuffle, the cup
and shuffle. Do you just say, what's the Cupid shuffle?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm guessing all this idiotic thing. Yeah, you know this,
and nobody ever knows how to do the line dances.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
You ever notice that weddings they all get up and
they're just banging into each other.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
And like, yeah, but I have to say sometimes it
is fine and it gets people up that normally wouldn't
get up.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
So anyway, I will say, I think these lists of
songs are the reason why I don't want to have
a wedding. I would. I just want it like a lope.
I don't want to have to go through all the songs.
I don't want to play by the DJ the.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Painful Yeah, because they still play the mana.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah, that's on the list.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
That's on the list.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
On the list, isn't there a new version of a
line dance though I thought I saw at a wedding
or something.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's well, they have the Megan Trainer song.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Would add that one in. Yeah, but I mean there's
a ton of dumb ones that Cotton Eyed Joe. Oh no, yeah,
don't play cotton.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
It's getting middle school dance.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Also, baby Shark who was playing that plays baby Shark
exactly alright, he should lose his job.
Speaker 12 (22:39):
Yeah, if there are any wedding DJ is listening, I
need you to call him.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I gotta talk weddings.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, some of these are surprising to me. So black
Eyed Peas I got a failing. I ended so many
weddings with this song.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Yeah, I like that song.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
That's a good one.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
I drummed with the band to this song that my
son Alex is.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Well, there we go. It's on the list overplayed too much?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
I agree. Also, I get low is on this list.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
Oh yeah, and then it gets embarrassing because the creepy
uncle is out there getting low.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Every time, right, like yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
The uncle Joe out sweat down my phones.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
They used to think about that, and do they still
play back? That ass up?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
That's not on the list.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I didn't feel being played.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then I didn't peg.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
That as a you know what is on the list
is all about that bass Megan Trainer as I do
not play at.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
A wedding because you know, but I wouldn't mind this one. This,
you know, because you've got to give people something.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
Familiar who aren't used to, you know, getting up on
a dance floor.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
And you know what else is on the list, the
hokey pokey.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
They still do that.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I need to meet the that's playing the hok Come on,
let's do it.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh my god, Billy, come on move.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Did you shake it all? Tell yourself, bron That's why.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
It's all.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
What a Boston is Benson Boone And you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning, I kiss one
await Boston's number one hit music station.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Hey Lisa, Hey guys, good morning, Happy Friday, welcome back.
So a few minutes ago we were talking about Kevin
Bacon not wanting to go to weddings because they play
footloose and he feels weird and they surround him and
want him to do the footloose dance. And that got
us talking about the worst or best wedding songs.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
What do we think this is.
Speaker 16 (24:35):
A really hot take.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
I'm entering that, like prime wedding age category, we are
not the generation of in sync, fastreet boys, boy bands.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Et cetera.
Speaker 16 (24:46):
And I've had so many awkward moments where DJs are
like hyping up the crowd at a wedding, play the
first note of whatever song from that genre of music,
and none of the young people know what it is,
and it's so awkward and souco and I'm just like
done with the boy band music at weddings.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
That's amazing, to be fair, If if you're twenty, you know,
your late twenties, you're probably more like one direction, you know,
I mean Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Dives Ofuce that that
was like your younger like, and I was like five
and six, I was listening to any SynCon in Backstreet
Boys when they were like ten. They were listening to
Jonah's brothers. Justin Bieber, you know, one direction totally.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
You know what I mean, Hey, justin mister wedding dju.
Did they still play slow songs at weddings?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, and uncles all get up yeah you know. Then
well they have the daddy daughter dance. Yeah, you know
you you got to know when to slow it down
and when to pick it back up.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Did my prediction come true that Bruno and Lady Gaga's
Die with a Smile should be a wedding song?
Speaker 13 (25:46):
Well, we don't know, because we're not at every wedding, Like,
we don't know what's going on the weddings.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
We're not there.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
The last wedding I was I went to is Chris's
your son Chris.
Speaker 13 (25:55):
The song wasn't out yet.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, that became Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
I'm sure took their clothes off.
Speaker 12 (26:01):
Yea, all the guys are just rolling around naked on
the floors.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Just something new they do with weddings, like a ritual.
Speaker 13 (26:07):
It's always think to me, because your kids are sober
like they're not. They don't even drink like they're telling you.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Sober people have the most and we remember everything.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yes, that's important.
Speaker 18 (26:17):
Good morning, morning crew, Happy Monday. This is Jennifer o
g member of Lisa's Book Club. My son is a
wedding singer, and he says the song that gets everybody
out onto the dance floor is Shout by the Isley Brothers.
Everyone goes crazy for that song.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You have a great day.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Really, that's surprising.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
And Phil, I would say a wedding song or songs
their wedding that.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Drives me crazy.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Shout again, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Every day like that?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
You make me won up.
Speaker 12 (27:00):
He relies on the floor and starts doing this gets
everybody up.
Speaker 13 (27:03):
But you know what's funny is the only song that
I've seen my boomer aunts and uncles dance to?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Is that that?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Really?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Most weddings, the DJ has to work out the playlist
with the bride and groom. Yes, so they tell him
what songs they want and what songs are necessary.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Right, Yeah, we did that with our wedding DJ.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And you know, on the list of songs that I
wanted played was a scrillic song that I really liked.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's kind of edym dance music. And he played it
during dinner. So yeah, yeah, So while we're sitting down
for dinner and they have the dinner music, which is slow,
he decided to take a smoke break, so he wasn't
even at the table.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
And all of a sudden doop while everyone's eating and
he's nowhere to be found.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Everyone's looking around, like, did we put our fork down.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He with my mother in law ripping cigarettes that.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Song we are family, I'm not even sure.
Speaker 18 (27:58):
Sister Sledge maybe usually gets all the old fossils up there.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
They all dance, though, but because half the family is
in the middle of a war, so the last thing
they want to do is get up as a group celebrate,
you know, like.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Euncle Fred is fighting with Mary.
Speaker 12 (28:20):
Yeah, it like everybody's choosing sides because all of a sudden,
you're supposed to all get together and hug it out.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Let's go to Danny Boy on line one.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Hey, Danny Boy, go.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Good morning. Say what about the song that has bust
the move and even says you're gonna get lucky with
bridge Maid.
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Yeah, that's playable.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
We gotta get somebody married so we can try this out.
To producer Raleigh, let's get to work on that. What
do you what about me?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Oh, are you gonna get married?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I could get Are you already?
Speaker 13 (28:59):
Said?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
You're not doing She said, I hate weddings. I'm not
having a wedding.
Speaker 13 (29:02):
Yeah, I'm eloping. You guys can just send the check.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh that's typical. Yeah yeah, wow, do.
Speaker 13 (29:07):
You think I want to go through this list and
have you the three of you think, oh what awful?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Add yeah, making fun of every You gotta love Winny
this morning, breading joy and positivity wherever you go.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
Fusso it's the kid l Y and you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss One Away.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hi Lisa, Hey, everybody, good morning, Welcome back to the show.
It's justin here. And you know what, the world just
keeps getting crazier and crazier, especially in our job. You know,
we find these crazy stories and trends, especially on social
media that are taking the world by storm. And I'll
just say this, if you're a girl who's looking for
(29:48):
a job, really doesn't want to work, this is for you.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
All Right, Lisa, you unveiled a story that kind of
upsets me this morning, but we.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Got to get to it.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Well.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
It comes on the heels of a sub we talked
about a few months ago called quiet quitting, and that
was where you know, people were just sort of like
done with their jobs and they just wanted more me time.
And that was like what was happening. Now we've moved
on to something called the lazy girl job, and what
exactly is that It's basically a position that you can
(30:21):
have that is low stress, low effort, with lots of
flexibility and freedom.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Wow, a lazy girl job is something that you can
basically quiet quit poll does for all the gross noises.
She's really gone on a bone right now. So I
get a lot of comments that are like, oh, easy
for you to say about quiet quitting, Like I have
a real job, and it's like I get it. And
also there's a lot of jobs out there where you
could make like sixty to eighty k so like pretty
comfortable salaries and not do that much work and be remote.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yeah, so there's no ambition just as big with the
gen z ers.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, it's just to do as little as possible so
you can focus on other areas of your life.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
You know, I hate to say this.
Speaker 13 (31:02):
I think we're in like a runner Santerra in a way,
like a modern day one where everyone wants to be
you know, the arts and traveling and you know deeper
meaning of like what is life And it's not all
about working and it's about experience And this is the
way to do it. Because you need money to survive,
but you don't want to live in your job. You
(31:22):
don't want to be overtaken by work.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
So you only need, according to these people, you only
need enough money to have.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Fun basically, yeah, to go and enjoy your life.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, just to live on and then you can do
other things that you want to do.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
I have a list of some of the top jobs
for lazy girls.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah okay, Yeah, are such a thing as lazy boys?
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
The number one job title is cloud.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Engineer okay, meaning.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Again the cloud.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
It's it's just a very abstract concept, right, It's where
all of your data is stored.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
So just keeping track of your own stuff in the cloud. No,
there's now a job you're working.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Keeping track of other people's stuff in the cloud, right,
you know, managing the cloud. Who would you be working for?
You could be working for Apple? Yeah, Apple has a cloud.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Yeah, so what do they do in the cloud?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
I don't know. And no one knows what the cloud?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
No one knows.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
It is ironic, but this is the number one job
title for a lazy.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Imagine that I always get told it's in the cloud.
I don't know where the cloud is, you know, Yeah,
all I know is it's in there.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What does Tom Brady think through the clouds and took
the sun and through the rain and through the beautiful days.
Not thanks Tom. Yeah, no one understands the cloud. So
that's number one.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Wow, number one.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, that's why it's number one. Nobody knows. You're not
doing anything, right exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
No one knows what you're supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
You do nothing, and nobody will know you do a lot.
Nobody will know.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, more Lisa.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Number two is an e learning assistant.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Again, it's you know, remote you can do it online
e learning assistant. Oh, you are just people that are
doing online classes, which is a very sort of you know,
so you it you can do it remotely.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
You're going to reach out to someone who's doing an
online course.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
No, you say, I would like to be your.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Astant work for the online course, and you help when
the people that are taking the online course, if they
have a question, you can type in a question and
that person will respond to you. Again, you can do
it from anywhere at any time, right, so this gives
them that flexibility.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yes, So essentially, the way I look at it is,
you know the typical in the past or you know
some people. Now, you work eight hours a day, right,
you go into the office, you work eight hours.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Now, I think what is working from home thing?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Like I have people in my life, the friends of mine,
that work from home, and if you add up how
much time they actually do work in the day, it's
not that much.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Maybe an hour or two out of a whole day.
The other the other hours they're doing other things.
Speaker 12 (34:05):
You know what's interesting is I look over Lisa's list
here of twenty five of those jobs. A lot of
them are made up, like they don't even exist. I mean,
I get freelance writer. That makes sense to me, maybe
help an offer or something or whatever. Translator definitely makes
sense to me. You know, translators, good job is a
(34:25):
lot to call for it. But let me see, Oh,
look at hotel night auditor. What does a hotel night
auditor do?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
They audit the hotel at night. It's just kind of
made up.
Speaker 12 (34:43):
Let's see, legal assistance a legitimate job, isn't they called
something else?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Paralegal? God, this is amazing.
Speaker 12 (34:51):
So now they're just making up jobs so that they
have something to say when someone asks them, what do
you do?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
And they still have the flexibility.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
That's what it's all about. It's all about the flexibility.
That's just not being tied down to an eight hour workday.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Right, not being told like when they can take vacation.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yeah, when they want to quiet quit. That's what she
was talking about, it quitting. You know.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
You know one of my friends she has been doing
her own like translation business, and she knew really well.
She speaks Portuguese and Spanish and she translates documents and
stuff for people, and I mean it's booming. She didn't
have to advertise, you will just keep coming like they
need things translator or whatever. So she works from home.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Now, what is Jen? Is a nurse? Your wife Jen?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Right? So what is an informatics nurse?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
I have no idea the ones that they collect information
like they do intake, so like it'd be like, oh, okay,
I'm gonna I need other doctors because of what happened.
Oh I have a rash. It's on the left side
of my body.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Oh. Is that like when you go to the doctor
for a physical.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Is that the nurse that just brings you into a
room and that's all she does.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
No, they and then you sit there for an hour
and wait for the doctor to commit No.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
I think they do intake. It's like I think if
someone has like a drug addiction. When they go into
rehabit do the intake. So they're like getting all the information,
all the history on you.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, I don't know if that's I don't know either way,
I've never heard it. I'll have to ask. Look, it
sounds very complex.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
Wow, we don't even know what these things are.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Well, that's the secret.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
I give these people credit because they're inventing things just
to have something to say they do and.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Guess what, it's working. They're working and making money and not.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Just enough, you know, yeah, talk about for drinks.
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Oh little jealous.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
Yeah, it seems kind of nice just to get out
work and just could pretend to know what I'm doing.
The translated job is perfect, Lisa
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