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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And welcome back everybody. It's a billion Lisa Morning Show.
Going to be a beautiful dayles Finally.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Finally, after this past weekend where it was like in
the upper thirties, yeah, sixties, upper sixties today, what.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
A cold, wet, raw rain we had all weekend. Horrible,
just unbelievably depressing. But you know what a beautiful day today.
Beautiful day today. So at least you know how you
have your event. You're tied in. You have a partnership
with Wayfair, with josson Maine and the book club. Right well,
justin Maine has another division that's called All Modern and
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they wanted to do a Meat to Eat with Billy event.
That's fun thanks to your book club, you know. Now
they want to do a Billy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Event and why not and anyone can go to it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, actually it's going to be pretty cool. What's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
May fourment, Yes, this is thank you for the very
first time on the Billion Lisa Morning Show. We are
here to tell you that we are launching our very
first Meat to Eat with Billy costa May fourteenth at
All Modern, the Market Street Mall in beautiful Lynnfield, Massachusetts,
the town I once lived in and was thrown out.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, you're gone back right, this was my way back.
This is your return all right?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well what took you long enough? You are the food guy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
By the way, I'm the food guys, so what I'm
like the top food show right right?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So what will happen at the event?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, So here's the deal. It's on a Wednesday night.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's May fourteenth again at Market Street Mall in Lynnfield
at All Modern, which is another division of Wayfair and
Johnson May. So we're going to gather and by the way,
it's free to get in. We're going to gather. Andy Husbands,
who's a good friend of mine happens to be a
world champion barbecue chef, is going to come in. He's
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going to serve food. He and I will sit, we'll
talk about well, the start of barbecue season. It's coming
up any week now, so we'll do that. We'll eat food,
we'll have fun, we'll meet, we'll gather and also there
that night is going to be buddy Mike Rockett, who
owns the Salem Waterfront Hotel, one of the most popular
places to have a wedding. Okay, we're coming up on
the wedding season, So Mike and I will talk. He'll
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serve a beautiful buffet and we'll talk about the wedding season,
and we can talk about the city of Salem well,
by the way, I think is about to celebrate a
four hundred year celebration, so there's going to be a
lot of interesting conversation. We'll have music, we'll meet and greet,
we'll gather, we'll eat, and everybody will have fun. And
again it's free, but you have to go. The link
is up live right justin.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I just posted to the kiss wan to Wait.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Instagram, Okay, and the capacity is limited, so we want
to get you in, but you got to get in early.
And the way to get in, by the way, do
me a favor. I'd like to sell this out real
fast though. I don't want to stress out about this thing.
But the way to get in listen very carefully. You
can go to the kiss Instagram right justin, or just
go to kiss wannaweight dot com slash eat because that's
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exactly what we're going to do.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's called meat to Eat. Billy Costa.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, I'm all hung this is fun.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I love it. I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I think it's fun. It's to meet people, right,
much like the book club.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, well it's this is for foodies, right, you know
you meet the chefs.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh did I mention we'll have wine two from ninety
plus sellers.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, yes, ninety plus sellers.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So basically I'm feeding off Lisa's book Club.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
To go around.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I love this so much.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, it's another chance to get out to meet some people.
And by the way, world class food.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Free and it's free, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
A glass or two of wine and we'll all have
some fun. It's going to be good. Oh oh oh,
and we'll have door prices.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
This literally is Lisa's book Club with food. Thank you
for food, because she has food too.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't care to do like a combo one together.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We'll get to that eventually. Yeah, we'll team up.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well it makes sense, you know, because you know, Lisa
is a reader, you know, and you're in into books,
and then Billy's into food, so it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And we're both into wine.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, we imagine we're serving red wine.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Serving white wine.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, just leave the red wine home and don't feel
the need to bring a glass.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well this is great, bill, so yeah, everyone go sign up.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, right, awaiting Kiss oneawait dot com, slash eat.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
My goal, my dream is to sell this out within me.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
It is very limited, Like it's not it's not a
couple hundred people.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's a store setting.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah yeah, kiss wantawait dot com, slash eat, or just
go to the kiss Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You'll get some information there as well.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I come up next to you stories and some restaurant
drama to tell you about. We'll play the song, we'll
talk about it and weird stories that's happening next one.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Kiss one Wait with Billy and Lisa's weird stories. Okay,
so this happened at a hard rock casino and this
video has gone everywhere because it's reignited the conversation about
not leaving a tip for terrible service. It wasn't only
poor Fajidas, the managers. They didn't bring drinks and the
drink machine was broken.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
My mom sees these chicken fietas they say to our server, Wow,
that's a ton of food.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Is that enough for both of us?
Speaker 8 (05:14):
She says yes, definitely, So they order that food comes out.
My parents are like, hey, this is not what we ordered.
You said it would be a ton of food. You
said it would be like the picture, and she's like,
oh yeah, like that's what.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
The chicken fieda is.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
So my mom asked for the manager. She comes over
and is immediately like talking, very loudly, talking over us,
and she's like, yeah, it's basically like a chip bag
where they enlarge everything to make it seem better. And
my parents are like, no, our server told us that
that's what we were getting. She says, I'm done, I'm
going to get the other manager.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
So she runs over.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
She's like jumping up and down, pointing at us, yelling
at the other manager.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
About what's going on.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Everyone in the bar is turning, open mouth staring at us.
If it wasn't for the rudeness of the manager, we
probably would have given the server a couple dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, so they're taking it out on the server.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
And they did not tip, right, They left the server
nothing nothing, nothing.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
By the way, whoever thinks that it looks the same
size as the picture, The picture never matches the food
never ever. Right.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, if you're going to a restaurant based on the
picture of the food, you've got other problems.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And when she asked the server, hey, is it this size?
The server was probably like.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, what is she going to say?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, it's beautiful. When do you see it?
Speaker 10 (06:24):
If there's pictures on the menu, it's not necessary. It's
never going to be like this amazing restaurant. No, right,
even the cheese kake batty what you guys crap on
doesn't have pictures of the food because you know, you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Think about that, right, I think when he's right, you like,
go to Davio's or something, you know, girl twenty three,
they don't have pictures of the meal.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
No, it's really like a friendly Chili's, Abblebee's or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well, no tip was left. So that's the debate that
people have. Is it right or is it wrong? I
think they should have left something.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I think they should have left something.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Leave something.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's not the servers, it's not well it was she lied.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, your product is a servant. No, your product.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But even if it's how do you know maybe the
serb was her first day on the job and always
give the benefit of the dome.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, ye, how about this?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know those crosswalk buttons that you hit if you
want to cross the street and the crosswalk well, in
Silicon Valley, they've been hacked. And now the crosswalk buttons
feature messages from Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And Elon Musk. But we've got one with Zuckerberg here.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Wait, Hi, this is Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
The real ones call me to zuck. You know, it's
normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcefully
insert AI into every every facet of your conscious experience.
And and I just want to assure you you don't
need to worry, because there's absolutely nothing you can do
to stop it anyway, see it?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Wow, how did they manage to do? They don't know AI?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I guess they did. They did, Zuckerberg and Elon Musk.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
Hi, I mean we be friends.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
We be my friend.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
I'll give you a cyber truck, I promise. Okay, look,
you don't know the level of depravity.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I would stoop too, just for a crumb of approval.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
I mean, let's be real, It's not like I had
any moral convictions to begin with.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh, oh, there's a shot over the bow right there.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh boy, okay, what are you coming up? Bill Entertainment's
coming up? Well, Corchella first weekend. It's coming up again
next weekend. We'll take you there. We've got some of
the performances. Lady Gaga opened it Friday night. Coachella was
a fabulous and we'll also get a skit from a
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We got a lot going on this morning. Okay, it's
up next than by Hi.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
It's Charlie Poods and you're waking up with my two
favorite petro in Boston, Billy and Lisa on Kiss One Away.
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Hey, justin, go easy on, Billy, next time you play
a game.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I like it, Charlie, Sure thing, Charlie.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Let's get a couple of talk backs in before entertainment.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Buddy, listen, it's gonna be a beautiful day out there. Please,
we'd love to hear from you. Join the show, join
the conversation on the iHeart app. You listen to Kiss
one Await, you press the red microphone, you leave it
talked back, and if you want a birthday shout out,
you know what Billy and Lee said, they'll oblige.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
It's Mo from Sale, New Hampshire and it's my fortieth
birthday today and I would love a shout.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Off from you guys. Thanks love you made it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Happy birthday, Mo, Hey Mo, Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
So funny story about Mo. She lives in Sale in
New Hampshire. I've met her a couple of times. She
came to my yard sale. Remember my year I had
at the house. Well not my mother in law did,
but recently I never told you guys this. I was
in market Basket in Salem, New Hampshire, Baskets of the Casket,
and I was grocery shopping and a woman walked by me.
I didn't really get a good look at her, but
I saw that she was on the phone. Like tooks
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like she was talking on the phone.
Speaker 14 (09:39):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
So she walked past me and I carried on. A
few minutes later, I'm in line checking out. Tap on
my shoulder and it's that woman and it was Mo.
It was Mo, and she goes justin. I cannot believe this.
I am walking around market Basket listening to the Billy
and Lisa podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
She wasn't on the phone.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
It was so cool. So yeah, she's a dear friend
of us. Happy birthday is your best friend?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The entertainment updates with the.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Billy all right, The first two weekends for Coachella.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
This past weekend, Lady Gagat kick things off Friday with
an amazingly theatrical performance.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
She opened with Abrakadabra.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Oh yeah. She must have had at least.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
One hundred people on stage.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Whether it was incredible, the costumes, the people, the dancers,
they were in cages, they were all over the stage.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And of course she did Bad Romance. What a show
to be ata three day festival. By the way, it'll
happen again this coming weekend. But I had to love
(11:00):
Benson Boone who brought Brian May from Queen out on
stage and they did Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Oh my, oh wow, chills, baby chills.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Performance of the weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Do yourself a favor. If you haven't seen the Bohemian
Rhapsody movie, I've seen it like five times. You have
to see it. It's it's just incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Lisa from Black Paink performed and gave a shout out
to the White LOADUS.
Speaker 15 (11:39):
Lisa and for the white LOADUS fans, you might be
surprised to see, look on stage, this is.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Her when it's just not working. You know, that wasn't
Gutchark there he was, and Patrick Schwarzenegger was there posting
dancing like. I love how they all support each other.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You think they were all glamping like a white Lotus
glamping weekend. Maybe that'd be cool. We think they're dating,
not Patrick, but guy talk Lisa and guy talk.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well, because that video went super viral of him singing
black Streets, no diggity next to her face, was like.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Should he get damn good?
Speaker 15 (12:25):
Come on baby got him up and no love of town,
strictly busy, don't play around, cover much ground, paid by
the pound it.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You won't sing to your woman, baby, Let's go like
the way you work it. Charlie XCX brought up Billy Eilers.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That was a great moment.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Travis Scott headline Saturday Night post alone last night, Uh
didn't shouldn't Travis Scott have marching bands?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Travis Scott had an insane production, probably the best of
the whole weekend. It was unbelievable. I don't even he
was he was scaling up wall. Oh my god, crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, the production level is incredible and again it's coming
up again this weekend. Meantime, a Minecraft movie crushed the
box office again this weekend. Another eighty million, the chaos
all over the country. Justin you went was their chaos.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
No chaos at Showcase Cinemas. That's good zero, not even nothing.
It was just and it was a good movie.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, let's face it, show different level.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh yeah, well, Jack Black, Jason Mawalat, Jennifer Coolidge was
in it. I mean it's a silly kids movie. I
mean it's actually ridiculous. But I enjoyed it because there
was a ton of action. Like my son was glued
to the movie screen the whole time. So I highly
recommend Minecraft for union kids.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, we got to talk about this. Less than an
hour from now. The Blue Origin rocket is going to
be taking off into space with its all female crew
Katie Perry, Lawren Sanchez, and Gail King all on board. Now,
we were having a discussion off air, and I think
it's worth bringing on air.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yes, I had a simple question.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm like, okay, I'm wondering there had to be a
conversation at least right like about oh, I don't know,
you know, plastic surgery brushed in plants and everything, and
whether or not space could have an effect on it.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Right, at least that's an honest question.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
They're saying, like in previous you know, flights into space
where you know, was that an issue and does it
affect you know, breast implants.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh, so are they going to defleat Well, I'm not
saying they are.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm just saying they had to at least have a
conversation about it and have the researchers look into it.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Absolutely, you would have to.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, well they're.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Gonna They're gonna go high enough where they can float. Yes, yeah,
they will be floating around. Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well this is quite the mission. Yeah, space the space
suits were designed in part by the met Gala designers.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Really, yeah, they are good looking space suits.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
They look great. And here's the thing. Space suits have
always been made for men and then made to fit women.
These suits were made for women, aw for women by.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Women, and Lauren Sanchez felt the need to tell us all,
tell America that she will be wearing Kim Kardashian's underwear.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, she's wearing skims. They all are underneath their spacing, of.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Course they are. But Lauren Sanchez apparently ready for take office.
Speaker 16 (15:17):
I want to believe it's happening. I thought, dreaming of
becoming a pilot was a huge deal and this.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Is even bigger.
Speaker 16 (15:26):
The incredible women that are going on this flight are
extraordinary in all of their fields.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Dream big and reach for the stars, dream bags.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You really play the balloon to flight sound while she
was speaking, it's a possibility, it's a possibility. I gotta believe.
God forbid Gail King on the mission prep right here.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
First thing I'm going to do is find a place
to meditate.
Speaker 17 (15:48):
At Katy Perry's suggestion, she said you should connect yourself
with Bob Roth, which I did so I've been doing meditation.
I tried it before, it didn't work for me, but
I'm really leaning in. I'm going to do that today.
I got my mantra and everything.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Blast office schedule for less than an hour from now
nine thirty this morning, unless they have to scrub it
if something goes wrong technically.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
But every okay, me too.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
John Hamm was the guest host on Saturday Night Live
this weekend. Turns out he's a big fan of Bad
Bunny and.
Speaker 11 (16:17):
He's doing this like residency where he's doing like a
month and a half of shows in Puerto Rico, and
it's I think it's first of all, I think it's
really cool that he's going back to his to his
home to really kind of get back to the fans. Yeah,
he's reserving like the first four four or five or
ten shows or whatever it is that are only for
residents in Puerto Rico, which is like so cool.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You can't listen to his music and nut smile.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
He's a really nice guy and he's funny and he's
fun and his music is awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
You guys can do better than Bad Bunny that he
just mumbles all the time. Well, he's not a fan.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I love Bad Bunny. I mean, I don't know a
word he's saying, but I love his music.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just on the dance floor.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
When he went to his concert. You don't speak Spanish,
I know it was an amazing concert.
Speaker 10 (17:05):
I saw himt Fenway, which is a great place to
see the show, and he had like the dancers and
the energy and the lights and it. Honestly, I don't
say he died like forty eight songs until he does
a lot of songs, a lot of energy.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I don't seek Spanish, but I had a time.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
A lot of dancers, big production.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yea, yeah, I pictured that Tom Brady did the grand
opening of Card Vault by Tom Brady at the American
Dream Mall this weekend in New Jersey. He has partnered
up with my son Chris Coshta and Big Night Entertainment,
and he says the partnership is unnatural because he's been
collecting cards for years.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
So I've been collecting for a long time.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I probably took one five or four and a half
year break when I was in college, but outside of that,
I've had cards coming into my collection for a long time.
I have probably ten thousand cards at this point, so
it's a great collection.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
By the way, Tom Brady calling into this show that
Billy and Lisa want to show this week. We don't
know the exact day yet, but we have a confirmation
that Tom Brady is calling in tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
We have Jay Shetty on the show, right do If
you're a big Jay Shetty fan, this is huge for us.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
He has fifty million followers.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I know he's a big self help guy, so we
are so excited to speak with him.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I mentioned it to people over the weekend. People I
know my friends that they just love this guy.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, and he's really good friends with Man Robbins and.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Don't we have Juliana for the Bachelor coming in.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
We do big.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
This is a big week.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
And Rory McElroy won the Masters yesterday. It was great.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I watched all day long, so he solidifies the career
Grand Slam and it came down to a one whole
playoff and he drained the winning pot.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
And here's the car.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Jer macelroy has his masterpiece.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Is it okay to admit that I cried?
Speaker 14 (18:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
We all did.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, he was crying. He got so emotional. I thought
it was so cool.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Well, because there's only six people that have been able
to do what he did Grand Slam, went all four majors.
That's huge. It's so hard to do.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Was Egot, right, It's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's very few people can do it. And you're right though,
he was overcome with emotion.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Did Riley watch yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Riley was, yes. We were all watching together. Yeah, I
mean we did when they when they were here at
the country club for the I think it was the
US Open. We got to watch Rory t off. It
was so cool.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Riley was busy winning his own tournament.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Over the weekend in ski pants and then winter half.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
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Speaker 1 (20:11):
Billy and Lisa all the morning on away, okay, justin
just like every other hour this morning, the eight o'clock
hour was just insane.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Where do you want to start? Looking back?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We have to start with your big announcement, Billy. Billy
costes meat to eat. The link is up on the
Kiss Instagram. You can go check it out and sign up.
Although people are having some.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Trouble, So does that mean it's sold out already?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I can't confirm that, but I do know that people
are trying. I'm getting dms. They're trying to get through.
This happens with the book flow.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
It does so many people rush to do it, so
it like you know, sometimes that happens, but keep trying.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, it doesn't mean it. So it could be sold out.
We don't know yet, but the dust hasn't settled. But
keep trying.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wrap Billy, it already sold out.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
And I would like to think that I am pretty
fast at getting into some of these events, but I
haven't been quick lately. Oh my gosh, I'm bommed. I'm
not going to be at the Meat and Eat event.
But good luck, and hopefully there's another one.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
My advice would be to keep checking, Like if you
can't get through, just keep checking. The same thing happens
with Lisa's book club. The demand instantly is exactly yes, uh,
but it needs to sell out. I'll give us five
minutes to sell it out or we'll just yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
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Speaker 3 (22:09):
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Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, you'll be you'll be, You'll be riding cool in
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Speaker 16 (22:24):
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Speaker 2 (22:33):
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Speaker 5 (22:39):
Kiss Hey.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Welcome back everybody. God we were what a crazy morning.
We've got so much going on. First, we tried to
get our first qualifier for the free car giveaway. They
never got back to us. The good news is we're
going to do it again at two to end this afternoon.
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Speaker 3 (23:01):
I think at the tickets for today. All right, So
there's that.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
A couple of minutes ago, we well, we launched an
event I've got coming up. We're calling it Meat to
Eat with Billy Costa, and it's the first time ever.
And the good news is, yeah, it sold out in
like a minute and a half or something, which is good. Yeah,
but I want to thank Andy Husband's owner of the
Smoke Shop of barbecue shops by the way, world champion
(23:26):
barbecue chef. He's in but doing with the smoke Shop
Harvard Square Seaport. He's Boston right down the street at
Assembly Row. We'll talk about the start of barbecue season. Also,
my buddy Mike rockets Salem Waterfront Hotel in suites, we'll
talk about the summer wedding season. A city of Salem
is coming up on a big celebration. We can talk
about that.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
In All Things Salem too. It's going to be a ball.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I'll be at the Salem Waterfront Hotel with my entire
family this Sunday for Eastern There you go, Yeah, Easter
Bunny egg Hunts.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And obviously we want to thank All Modern. It's at
Market Street in Lynfield. That's where the event is happening.
I know Lisa's partnered up with way Fare in Johnson, Maine,
and now we're doing All Modern, all part of the
same company.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Beautiful Star.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So there's that and now this. You know, when we
wrap up the show every morning here on the Billy
on the some morning show. Up next, I always say
is the mighty one, the mighty McCabe, And I always
make a joke that he's shuffling down the hall right limping,
he's got a hitch.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
So well you also call him by the wrong name.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
All right, don't forget. We've got more usher tickets coming
up with the Mighty McQuinn.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Who is that?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, so what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
The mighty McCabe, who comes in at ten o'clock right
after us every day, is sitting in the studio right now,
and he walked in this morning, and this is what
I say. I talk about him shuffling down the hall
with tiny feet. He got hit by a car and
his way into day, I got hit and run. Yeah,
and you weren't in a car.
Speaker 15 (24:47):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I I take the train into work. Sometimes I take
the Tea Love that Love the Orange Line. But obviously
I have to walk to the train, and it's like
a five minute walk, so it's very hard for me
to get hit by a car.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
To be clear, I crossed this like once, but directly
outside of my house.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I walk out into the into the Columbus Ave and
beautiful Boston, and this guy turns onto the street, I guess,
not looking, and just slams right into my butt.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I got I got hit. I got hit in the butt. Yeah,
exactly so. But to be clear, to be clear, I'm fine.
Sorry handsome, he's so gay. What are the chances that
it's the mayor of the South End that hit me?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
No, I don't think they give him a license.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I hope not ill love mayor of South End. But no,
it was not.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
It's not that deep. I mean he was he did stop.
He was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't even see you,
despite me being clearly in the middle of the road,
just like brush my butt, and he actually ran over
my backpack.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So I got to keep that. What is wrong with you?
You're understating it. If if I were you, I would.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Have hit the ground and rolled over and told nobody
touched me until the ambulance comes.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
License plate number I did, I got, I got info.
Everyone keeps being like, this is such a good money
making opportunity.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think you have to start to have like a
hurt neck, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I got to wear a brace for the rest of
the way.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, I do think about you know how my body
has been affected by such an event.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, you know what you have to do right away.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
You have to call top dog lag.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Wait, were you in a crosswalk?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yes, it was really funny because I walked out with
my neighbor, who's a very nice guy. I turned around
and he like he like screeched. I've never heard him
say words when you knocked down?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
No, no, no, no, no again?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Is your backpack?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Okay, it's fine, Yeah, I haven't seen anything inside of it.
Don't say another word. You got to say their laptop
was destroyed, hundreds of dollars in damage. And I had
a lot of high technology. Look what you do for
a job, right, there was proprietary information in there. See
lots of value to.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
That physical and mental anguish, emotional too. Yeah, I haven't
had time to process. Anytime you were a hit, you
hit the ground immediately. I don't care if you would
just brush and don't move until medical teams arrived.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
I don't know if anybody I would assume when he
might think different, But I never think about the money
making opportunity.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
In the accident, right, well, right, because you're thinking about
if you're.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Hurt, right, yeah, right, it was.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
It's actually really interesting because for a second theory, you're like,
wait a minute, was I.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Actually hit by a car as a joke?
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Exactly, But yeah, I had the same.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Thing happened a few years ago. I was at a
car wash and the guy tapped my ass with his
bumper of his car. I had the video I wanted,
I wanted to see. It didn't really work out. My
uncle's the lawyer.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
He does don't want to have a case, and I'm like,
he literally hit me.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
He tapped your bonnie or the back of my butt.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
No, my butt like with his car, like I go
flying and you see me like go forward. Yeah, I
did get hit in the ass in the south end
when he's south end.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Stop it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I can't even I knew what.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Was going to be such a natural. This is great.
So we need to delete this conversation for the West
Coast feed later today. I get rid of this. Send
this to top Dog because you're got to turn this around.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Just say, out of nowhere, you suffered writhing pain after
you left the scene.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And say bruising occurred to.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Something else you have to say you suddenly can't sleep
at night?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, duress, Yeah, miney the cane to Caine. Would it's
good optics.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
A really cool walking stick.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Yeah, it's like Billy's making fun of my walking now.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Or something.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
But I'm all, seriously, are you okay?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
I know I'm terrible. It's really bad.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, you're so bad at this, Like no, I'm really
I'm really broken up about it.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You have to start carrying around bottles of painkillers and
everything and make sure everybody sees them.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Nobody seems to believe me.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Like I texted Gianna immediately from the VBRO show, and
she was basically like okay, like aha, she.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Doesn't like but we care about you. We're here, we're
trying to.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
When he cares about the money you're about to I'm
not going to anything I can't share, like a the cave.
Just stopping traffic.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Wow, you McCabe, stopping traffic, and everybody's.
Speaker 12 (29:29):
Just enamored by your great looks and your little feet.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Just right, that's right.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Everyone was so distracted by my little feet, which are
so normal sized by.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
The way, everybody knows. But you are the crosswalk.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
This is this guy should be jayl. I didn't stop traffic.
He kept basically kept going.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Right after the crosswalk is where you have your money maker.
You're always in the right way when you're a crosswalk.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It's insane. Like one second later earlier.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You got to get the surveillance tapes. Oh there's your
next move. You got to get all the local There
are a lot of local shops.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Right there in the section. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, you got to get the surveillance tapes. That's what's
going to prove your case. Billy being so helpful to McCabe.
Look at you, Bill you're a good guy. Seventh story.
Last week.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
The Ken did microphone. No one ever knows when he's
talking in the candid microphone.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Don't be telling us how to do our show.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What was the last time you saw somebody knocking at
the door for a mcave autograph?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
And I love mccab he's a nice guy, so helpful.
Now he's gonna get thanks, Billy. Yeah, anyway, talkback, leftovers next.
Speaker 18 (30:46):
Kiss.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Just let's get some leftovers in. God, what a crazy day.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, watching the TV screen, they are about five minutes
out from the flight, the space flight. I'm so nervous
for them on the Penis rocket. I know, I know
they're going up fifty miles into orbit, so.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I hope everything goes okay.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
It's like an eleven minute flight.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah, they go up and then they come.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's kind of becoming sorry, it's become an amusement ride.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
Good morning. I hope you can't hear my eyes rolling
and talking about the Blue Origins flight. Just a clarification,
these aren't crew members. It's not an all female crew.
They're space tourists. There are no more crew members than
I'm a crew member on a flight from Boston I'm
sitting in economy, so I wish them well. I hope
they have a great flight and very safe. But they're
(31:31):
not crew members there to us.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
True.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That couldn't be more accurate it is, but we do
hope that they have a safe journey. And I'm wondering
if Katy Perry's going to sing I think so, you
think yeah, ET, I would think yeah. I mean she
had literally has a song called Extraterrestrial.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Let me ask you something that just hit me. You
know how crazy my mind works.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know how earlier in the show we were talking about,
you know, the possibility of negative effects to you know,
plastic surgery and implants and things like how ironic would
it be if, in fact the implants exploded, and Katie
Perry actually sings about the big.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Balloons she does and birthday, and then it all came
all came together.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I'm sorry, I just all came together.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Every so often I look across through the glass and
producer Ryland and she's like, where do I work?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Who are these people? Okay, so we're going to switch
the song from ET to the balloons Big.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
And then there's a pop.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
It'll be fine. Oh they're walking on now okay, yeah,
we're only a couple of minutes out. You know what
it is, it's go time. Yeah, so what we'll follow it?
I mean I'd be frightened, honestly, I really would be.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
There's a lot of fuel underneath your underneath you're tush like,
that's that's what would scare me.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Well they don't fill the g force for sure.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, And so they go up basically hang around for
a short time to float, yeah, and then come down.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's eleven minutes total.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
It basically goes up and then falls down.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
They have a feather as their logo on their suits,
and the feather is supposed to be like symbolizing a
safe and soft journey up and safe and soft journey down.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Gale's face right now they.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Throw up.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
No, she's been petrified for weeks.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Everybody else is having a mall or here comes Lauren.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And Kathy's like all in. She doesn't seem nervous at all.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Okay, all right, well there we go.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Go.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
God forbid this. God have been one of them.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Stop it.
Speaker 19 (33:55):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We again safe journey.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We don't forget they're exploding. Could be a fact or two.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
That too well at three and a half minutes out.
So we'll keep watching it, but coming up will wrap
up the show. We'll give you an update on the
space flight on the wrapp on, which we do every
morning on the billion LIASA show at ninety Stay.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
With Us Kids, one away.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the Morning.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Hey, guys, welcome back. I'm sorry justin. I was so
excited about the landing and the takeoff and everything. I
just like, I got you know, we poke fun. Okay,
but what we just went witnessed with the rocket and
with Katy Perry and Gail King was amazing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
To I honestly had tears in my eyes.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
I really did.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
That was an enormous thing that they did.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
They are almost to the ground, they're almost back here
on Earth. Yeah, they're parachuting down as we speak.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That was incredible.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Oh they just landed.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, oh, Mark, they're back safely.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
No, this is I mean we poked fun, yeah, because
you know, there's a funny side to the whole thing
with you know, Katy Perry and you know, but oh
my god, the technology, the fact that they went into space.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
And did like nothing and Winnie and I were saying
that we were waiting for video of seeing them, like,
you know, waitless. But you made a good point. They'll
probably release it, yeah now.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Just in case something bad happened.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Right, live with it.
Speaker 14 (35:13):
Right.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
She did sing Katie Perry, although we couldn't make out
what she was singing. Yeah, we couldn't. We couldn't hear it.
An he guesses e g.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Didn't even sound it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
You can't really make it out.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It's hard to understand, well, the fact that how could
you even concentrate on singing when you're in space for
the first time, voting around flightlessness and so much to
see from inside the capsule.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
It's and they were on the ground.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah I'm back.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, I'm glad that they made it back safely. That's amazing,
very cool.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
They were all crying, Jeff Bezos and Oprah on the
ground watching crying. So very cool. All right, let's take
a look back at the show and here's what you
missed what you can catch up on the podcast. First
of all, we've given away a car thanks to McGovern
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Speaker 2 (36:09):
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It's that easy.
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Yeah, it's crazy right now.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, a topic time happened this morning. We do it
every morning at seven forty. We give you a new
topic every day. It's always fun. Had a little incident
this weekend at the Rain Reunion Billion Lisa show, We're
Out Billion Lisa had red wine spilt all over them
in the middle of the club and that was the topic, right,
craziest thing to happen on a big night out.
Speaker 19 (36:55):
Nick from Milton here. During my wife and I's wedding,
one of our friends now husbands attempted to kiss my
mother in law, made out with one of our friend's
younger sisters, stuck his hand up another friend's dress, then
proceeded to sit down later on in the night and
eat an entire tray of grilled cheese that was for
the wedding party.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Good times, it's a hot mess.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
She's is the least concerning part of all that.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Sticking his hand up someone's shirt.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Just crazy stuff happens at weddings, Like the worst comes
out of people at weddings.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
It's bizarre.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, you know what, some of these calls and talkbacks
this morning made made us feel better. You guys feel better.
From the red wine.
Speaker 14 (37:35):
Ladies from and a woman in the style next to me,
I hear, oh no, And the next thing I know,
explosive diarrhea. It's all over from her style underneath the
doorway exploded everywhere, was all over my feet and ankles.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Let's stop that right there.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
That's yea a lot of information.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
She was a good topic.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah. Also, this morning, Billy Costa announces a big event,
Billy's Met to Eat. The link went up at eight ten,
already sold out. This is a night out with Billy
and if you're a foodie. It's a great event. You
gonna have Andy Husbands there, Mike Rocket there, You're gonna
be talking food. There will be food. It's just a
great event. Unfortunately it's sold out right Bill.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Like in ninety seconds, I think like, wow, thank you,
I guess I should say, but it's.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Gonna have a good time. May fourteenth.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
It's an honest so hopefully there'll be more events to come.
But you can see the details in the event on
the Kiss Instagram. And finally we had mccab on. McCabe
does comes on after us at ten o'clock. He was
he was hitting the butt in the South End, directly
outside of my house. I walk out into the Columbus Ave.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
This guy turns onto the street, I guess, not looking,
and just slams right into my butt.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
You should have been clear though, justin he was hit
by a car. Yeah, yes, he was hit.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
By a car.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I kind of wanted to leave a little bit to
the imagination, but it just came in, just slams right
into my butt.
Speaker 14 (39:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
And of course we told him, you know, to give
a called a top dog law. Oh yeah, maybe he
has a case. Maybe he doesn't. I don't know. Anyway.
The Billion Leasa podcast you can always find it seven
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Speaker 1 (39:31):
And we're back seven ten tomorrow morning we'll have another
shot at that free car. So be listening, be paying attention.
It's going to be a huge week on the Billion
Lisa Morning Show this week. Tom Brady is definitely calling
into the show this week, and we have Jay Shetty
we did on the show tomorrow, Yes we do. We're
talking about fifty million followers.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
This guy is the real deal. So that's tomorrow morning,
the Billion Lisa Morning Show, and I hope he can.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Is he using a.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Walker the Mighty one or like a walking stick or something.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
He had a rough day, just slams right into my butt.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, So he's a the Mighty McCabe is up next.
We'll see you tomorrow by