Tales of Harkshire

Episode Two: The Party,

Step into the world of upper-class antics in this witty podcast episode, as our gossip recounts a satirical and hilarious evening at an exclusive games night in Watton Wood. With sharp observations and biting humour, she navigates a night of mismatched car keys, Veuve Clicquot champagne, and eccentric guests like the Hollywood-glam Aunty Sally.

This sharp British humour podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look a...

Episode Three: The Romance,

In this humorous and reflective episode, our gossip shares her sharp observations on love, life, and the quirks of married travel. From Keith’s over-the-top safety drills and his infamous “Safe Travels Utility Belt” to tales of holiday mishaps and unexpected moments, this episode blends heartfelt nostalgia with razor-sharp wit.

Tune in for:

• Witty commentary on the absurdities of everyday life and re...

Episode Four: The Disturbance,

In this episode, an unexpected disturbance sets our gossip off on a hilarious tangent about etiquette and decorum in public settings. With her signature wit and sharp observations, she dissects modern manners (or the lack thereof), lamenting the decline of sophistication and the rise of inconsiderate behaviour.

Tune in for:

• Amusing anecdotes about awkward social situations.
• A witty critique of co...

Episode Five: The Violation,

In this episode, an unexpected and downright bizarre incident sends our gossip spiraling into a tale of public disturbances, peculiar characters, and her unwavering commitment to etiquette and order. What begins as an ordinary day of errands quickly descends into chaos, culminating in an outrageous encounter that leaves her shaken—and reaching for the brandy.

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• Hilarious observations on ...

Episode Six: The Mother,

In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit.

Tune in for:

• A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence.
• Musings on the clash between idyllic retirement home v...

Episode Seven: The Neighbour,

In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue.

Tune in for:

• A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.”
• A biting critique of modern living cl...

Episode Eight: The Salon,

In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury.

Tune in for:

• A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism.
• Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village...

Episode Nine: The Betrayal,

In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild.

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• Sharp critiques of loyalty and trust in marriage.
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Episode Ten: The Dragon,

In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport—a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions. 

Tune in for:

• A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport.
• A chance encounter with a Dragon (not the fir...

Episode Eleven: The Appointment,

Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in!

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• The perils of digitalisation and spirit animal selections gone wron...

Episode Twelve: The Weather,

What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook.

Tune in for:

• A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood.
• Media scaremongering, nipple metaphors, and the eternal...

Episode One: The First Earl,

In this episode, esteemed historian Norman Southton takes us on a journey through Harkshire’s rich — and often questionable — past. From the legend of Seamus Ó hEarcáin, dragon-rider and ginger trailblazer, to the county’s curious traditions, no stone is left unturned. 

Tune in for:

• The thrilling tale of Harkshire’s founding and its mythical dragon.
• A deep dive into local customs, including turnip ...

Episode Fourteen: The Knock A knock at the door brings unexpected news, sending our gossip into a whirlwind of grief, disbelief, and some rather questionable priorities. In true Harkshire fashion, even the darkest moments come with a dash of absurdity and a side of tea.

Tune in for:

• A dramatic police visit with surprising concerns
• Unfiltered musings on loss and luxury vehicles
• The perfect blend of tragedy and dry British wit

   

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Episode Fifteen: The Wake

Saying goodbye is never easy—but when the sherry flows and the twerking begins, this wake becomes one for the history books. Join our gossip as she navigates grief, glamour, and the unexpected theatrics of Keith’s final send-off.

Tune in for:

• Funeral fashion, spontaneous solos, and scandalous shenanigans
• Michelin-starred mourning and questionable eulogies
• A widow determined to do things her way

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Episode Sixteen: The Desires

With Keith gone, a new chapter begins—or at least, that’s the plan. From untapped ambitions to a bucket list with flair, our gossip is ready to reclaim the life she always dreamed of. The only thing missing? A little funding.

Tune in for:

• Bold dreams and even bolder plans
• A quest for adventure, applause… and a new car
• The first steps towards reinvention—Harkshire style

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Episode Seventeen: The Audition

Lights, music, drama—Kinley Village’s finest takes her first step towards stardom with an audition that promises to be unforgettable. But when the competition is fierce (or at least present), will she rise to the occasion or be upstaged by a surprise rival?

Tune in for:

• The thrill of the stage and the sting of rejection
• Big dreams, bold choices, and interpretative dance
• One woman’s unstoppable p...

Episode Eighteen: The Psychic

When the answers you seek aren’t in this world, there’s only one place to turn. A visit to a psychic offers more questions than closure—but in Harkshire, even the afterlife has its oddities.

Tune in for:

• Unsettling encounters with the unknown
• Messages from beyond… or maybe just good guesswork
• A séance that’s equal parts spooky and spectacular

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Episode Nineteen: The Swipe,

Online dating has arrived in Harkshire, and our gossip is on the hunt for a wealthy husband to sustain her refined lifestyle. With Wendy from the post office as her digital matchmaker, she dives into the world of dating apps —crafting the perfect profile to attract a man of means.

But as she swipes through potential suitors, she quickly discovers that not all gentlemen are as distinguished as they claim...