PolyAmateur Hour

It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are parachuting in with audio clips. Hot dog! But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a Stubert-supplied "Crazy Sexy Po...

Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don...

It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "...

Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires i...

The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?...

If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her exclusive relationship with herself. Next, the 'cule fields an "Ask the Amateurs" from a Stubert who wants to know if they're a Laurel, a Daniel,...

What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR HOUR? Don't worry. It's not a 50 minute hour. She sticks around to answer an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to switch from neutral into SEX GEAR. Came to the right place. But first! ...

2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism." Long live Mike's Bird! RIP Big Gulp! Finally, it's time for a whole mess of affirmation bukkake on a very special "Spit Toasting" for Lau...

You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's mea culpa into a proper "Bone...

It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance? Then! Ify sticks around for a "Monogamy RUOK" that rounds up the best of the worst reality TV dating shows to ever curdle the airwaves. Why? ...

If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the ...

It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the women who dump them. You know, because women must be getting their thoughts from somewhere. Also! We pen the new official anthem for the town...

The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs folks poly. Against her better interest, Rachelle sticks around for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that explains why Oscars are more pre...

Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that pits two screaming relationship co...

Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um... partners. But first! An...

Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too, just because we know you're deprave...

Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the night with an "Ask the Amateur...

You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship ...

But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to P...