PolyAmateur Hour

It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.

The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." 

The weird little polyamory podcast that plants crave. This is THAT episode: Annie Undone out-chaos-muppets the chaos muppets as a specially deputized Van Helsing on an EPIC "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Then the 'cule does a quick "Reed Alert," and we're out. But you won't go away hungry. Slurp. 

It's the poly podcast that identifies as a luck dragon. On this episode: Nichole CANNOT EVEN on the inaugural installment of "Monogamy, RUOK?" Daniel whistles nonchalantly at a codependency question on "Ask the Amateurs." And Laurel accepts Prince as her Poly Higher Power on "Is This Poly?!"

The sluttiest of all possible polyamory podcasts. On this episode: The 'cule enters the news biz with the inaugural installment of "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." They conjecture about the possible existence of the Ghost Wife on "Ask the Amateurs." And on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," they take a long hard look at what it will take to break the cycle of lingerie-fueled madness. 

The polyamory podcast that's not your freaking therapist. Nichole shares a "Bone to Pick" about a Steely Dansplainer who has somehow reached 40 without understanding HSV. Laurel brings a question from a newbie Stubie to "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel goes full-on red-string theory on the B-52's "Love Shack," bayyyyyy-beeeeeeee. Love Shack, baby. 

It's a polyamory podcast, but no, we don't play Dungeons & Dragons. The 'cule brings their love for Fran Drescher to work in a Very Special Edition of "Reed Alert." A normie Stubert asks how to show up for Poly Pride on "Ask the Amateurs." It's impossible to tell the difference between the ostensibly hot wife and her cloned unicorn-in-residence on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." 

It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s Jewish masculinity (i.e. Leonard Cohen) on "Is This Poly?!" 

Nichole resentfully examines a life of doing coke, banging dudes, and writing musicals on a "Maestro" edition of "Is This Poly?!" Laurel refuses a capitalist reading of "Mono-poly" relationships on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a sex cult as an offering on the alter of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." 

OMG! OMG! Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, joins the PolyAmateurs for a Very Special Episode, including Star-Trek-Themed editions of "Is This Poly?!"  and "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." There's no third segment. Don't get greedy. There is, however, an after-credits sequence. You're welcome. 

What happens when our Aussie guest for Act One doesn't show until Act Three? Daniel improvises a audio-only ventriloquism act on "Daniel and Peter." All of Nichole's boat-themed dreams come true on a Melbourne edition of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." And when Melbourne Man arrives? It's a very special "My Own Poly Idaho," conducted via time-displaced wormhole.

How has Nichole's dating life been going? Not great, Bob! It's another installment of "Invitation to Love." A Stubert wants to know how to keep it slutty on "Ask the Amateurs" and the 'cule answers in song — among other things. The pod takes a turn for the trashy on a special Indie Sleaze edition of "Is This Poly?!"

L.A. Polyamory joins the Amateurs for the inaugural installment of "Practical Poly." A Stubert asks how to keep the marriage mellow with a newly serious partner on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel commits to the bit at the STI clinic on "Bone to Pick." 

Nichole outlines the plot of a plotless teenage-apocalypse movie on "Is This Poly?!" Daniel has conflict with everyone on a conflict-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel looks forward to a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about food poisoning — but ends up enduring loving compliments on "Spit-Toasting" instead.