PolyAmateur Hour

Open wide, it's a polyamory podcast! Choo-choo! On this Episode: Once again, we must ask, "Monogamy RUOK?" So we interrogate a Playboy/incel article that can see no possible reason why women don't date exclusively hot soulless jocks. Bonus segment! We break out the Dating Industrial Complex inbox and real awful email subject lines for a game of "Monogamy War." Next up, it's "Ask an Amateurs" about how bisexuals get visible. Surpris...

Funny, we don't look like a polyamory podcast. On this episode: The great Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, returns for her annual shenanigans. This time, she answers the call of the Stuberts for an "Ask the Amateurs" about coming out to conservative relatives via... memoir? After she gives out the good vibes, she sticks around for the bad. It's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" featuring the worst of Las Veg...

But you, Stuberts, deserve a wet mermaid and a sloppy polyamory podcast. On this episode: It's a "DM Sliders" that invites Daniel out for super-chill hang-gliding sesh. Then a Stubert Kool-Aid Mans into the pod with a "Bone to Pick" about Murderbot's pronouns. (Spoiler: They are Murder/Bot.) Still more? Yep. Nichole has a "Crazy Sexy Poly" wherein she resists her inner RFK Jr and cuts her self-hate red string. Last but not least, i...

It's a polyamory podcast, NOT a Star Trek podcast, except today, when it's a polyamorous Star Trek podcast recorded (mostly) from Las Vegas. Who even are we? On this episode: It's a marathon "Star Trek: Booty Roster," where our best podcasting buds Open Pike Night are forced to draft a polycule from the characters of "Strange New Worlds." But first! Need some updates on the Pet-a-cule? It's a "Story About Our Dogs." Next, it's a re...

How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then it's an Ask the Amateurs about giving your nesty bestie the short end of the stick, and not in a good way. Finally, we actually watched a new movie! It's our "Is This Poly?!" on "Th...

It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go deep for a "Monogamy RUOK?" about how the Dating Industrial Complex is trying to make "micro-cheating" a thing. (It's not a thing.) But fir...

On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in the mailbag to reveal an unsolicited press release that threatens AI sexual armageddon (or celebrates it?) on "Between Two Perv...

It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about financial entanglement on "Ask the Amateurs." Finally, they face the Swill of the People (Magazine), and a legion of cuckophobes, on "Poly in Pu...

We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at the game show orgy. Next, the 'cule tries to untangle a "Poly Mindf**k" born of texting (a hotbed for mindf**kery). And then? And TH...

There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the queerest of all pirate media (high bar!), "Our Flag Means Death." But first! The Threeagle rolls out a good ol' fashioned "Crazy Sexy...

Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly?!" for the Murderbot of your dreams, and conjecture as to what kind of junk he would grow in a vat for recreational use. Sorry. Finally, it's a "Monogamy RUOK" for the splinter ce...

We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully only, edition of "Cot Takes" — tl;dr ranting under surgical anesthesia. That's not all! On "Monogamy RUOK," the 'cule looks at monogamy'...

Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the Stuberts show up just in time for an ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about going down the up escalator in the relationship mall. T...

It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are parachuting in with audio clips. Hot dog! But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a Stubert-supplied "Crazy Sexy Po...

Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don...

It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "...

Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires i...

The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?...

If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her exclusive relationship with herself. Next, the 'cule fields an "Ask the Amateurs" from a Stubert who wants to know if they're a Laurel, a Daniel,...