PolyAmateur Hour

The weird little polyamory podcast that plants crave. This is THAT episode: Annie Undone out-chaos-muppets the chaos muppets as a specially deputized Van Helsing on an EPIC "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Then the 'cule does a quick "Reed Alert," and we're out. But you won't go away hungry. Slurp. 

It's the poly podcast that identifies as a luck dragon. On this episode: Nichole CANNOT EVEN on the inaugural installment of "Monogamy, RUOK?" Daniel whistles nonchalantly at a codependency question on "Ask the Amateurs." And Laurel accepts Prince as her Poly Higher Power on "Is This Poly?!"

The sluttiest of all possible polyamory podcasts. On this episode: The 'cule enters the news biz with the inaugural installment of "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." They conjecture about the possible existence of the Ghost Wife on "Ask the Amateurs." And on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," they take a long hard look at what it will take to break the cycle of lingerie-fueled madness. 

The polyamory podcast that's not your freaking therapist. Nichole shares a "Bone to Pick" about a Steely Dansplainer who has somehow reached 40 without understanding HSV. Laurel brings a question from a newbie Stubie to "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel goes full-on red-string theory on the B-52's "Love Shack," bayyyyyy-beeeeeeee. Love Shack, baby. 

It's a polyamory podcast, but no, we don't play Dungeons & Dragons. The 'cule brings their love for Fran Drescher to work in a Very Special Edition of "Reed Alert." A normie Stubert asks how to show up for Poly Pride on "Ask the Amateurs." It's impossible to tell the difference between the ostensibly hot wife and her cloned unicorn-in-residence on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." 

It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s Jewish masculinity (i.e. Leonard Cohen) on "Is This Poly?!" 

Nichole resentfully examines a life of doing coke, banging dudes, and writing musicals on a "Maestro" edition of "Is This Poly?!" Laurel refuses a capitalist reading of "Mono-poly" relationships on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a sex cult as an offering on the alter of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." 

OMG! OMG! Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, joins the PolyAmateurs for a Very Special Episode, including Star-Trek-Themed editions of "Is This Poly?!"  and "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." There's no third segment. Don't get greedy. There is, however, an after-credits sequence. You're welcome. 

What happens when our Aussie guest for Act One doesn't show until Act Three? Daniel improvises a audio-only ventriloquism act on "Daniel and Peter." All of Nichole's boat-themed dreams come true on a Melbourne edition of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." And when Melbourne Man arrives? It's a very special "My Own Poly Idaho," conducted via time-displaced wormhole.

How has Nichole's dating life been going? Not great, Bob! It's another installment of "Invitation to Love." A Stubert wants to know how to keep it slutty on "Ask the Amateurs" and the 'cule answers in song — among other things. The pod takes a turn for the trashy on a special Indie Sleaze edition of "Is This Poly?!"

L.A. Polyamory joins the Amateurs for the inaugural installment of "Practical Poly." A Stubert asks how to keep the marriage mellow with a newly serious partner on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel commits to the bit at the STI clinic on "Bone to Pick." 

Nichole outlines the plot of a plotless teenage-apocalypse movie on "Is This Poly?!" Daniel has conflict with everyone on a conflict-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel looks forward to a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about food poisoning — but ends up enduring loving compliments on "Spit-Toasting" instead. 

Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story that morphs into a "Poly Mindf**k" that morphs into a biting sh*tball. On "Ask the Amateurs," the 'cule shares their "poly elevator pitches" and votes whether or not to hit the emergency stop button to close the sale. On "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," Daniel shares a profile for which he would brave game night, which may or may not include an under-the-stairs dungeon. 

Nichole has a developing "Bone to Pick" — and her bone is getting bigger by the day. Laurel advises a Stubert to just chill out on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel spreads the love for his favorite STI song on "Is This Poly." 

The 'cule declares a "Reed Alert" in an attempt to get Australia to talk to them. Daniel checks out Tinder dudes and plays with his John De Lancie on "Invitation to Love." Everyone unchecks all the first-date boxes on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel kink shames rope bunnies for taking up floor space on "Bone to Pick."

The PolyAmateurs speak to Florida MAN and Florida MAN speaks back on "My Own Poly Idaho." They answer the question "Is it better to be poly and hierarchical than to never be poly at all?" on "Ask the Amateurs." And finally, they turn a merciless eye toward Daniel's dating profile — and his "disgusting sex drive" — on "Invitation to Love."