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This episode is a wild ride through the internet’s most unhinged comment sections, the latest political scandals, and the never-ending battle of the sexes. Alyssa and Jimmy dive headfirst into the chaos after Alyssa uploads a viral clip titled “Dweeb Tells Us Women Need to Lower Their Standards”—and the trolls come out swinging. We read and roast the nastiest comments, from accusations of being “Jezebels” to demands...

This episode is a wild ride through the strangest and most jaw-dropping stories of the week! Jimmy and Alyssa kick things off with some cheeky banter about questionable rice crackers and the weird world of true crime podcasts. Then, they dive headfirst into the insane story of a funeral home owner who stashed nearly 190 decaying bodies, handed out fake ashes, and scammed families out of their money—all while living ...

Sorry for the late episode, Riverside had some big errors. This week on the podcast, it’s just the girls—Alyssa and Arden—breaking down a whirlwind of major stories that define life in America right now. We dive into the Supreme Court’s bombshell ruling that hands unprecedented power to the Trump administration, potentially gutting nationwide injunctions and putting birthright citizens...

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt episode yet! This week, the crew dives headfirst into a whirlwind of stories and debates that span everything from the great outhouse vs. bathroom showdown, to the wild world of manifestation boards, and the surprising truth behind Melania Trump’s “Einstein” visa.

Promise shares her rustic adventures living in the Finnish forest—outho...

Dive into a wild, unfiltered week with Jimmy and Alyssa as they unravel the chaos of current events, pop culture, and personal confessions. This episode is a rollercoaster: from dissecting the politics of Annie the Musical and the myth of the “good” billionaire, to the real-world fallout of U.S. bombings in Iran and the global oil crunch. They break down why movies have always been political, why conservatives are s...

Get ready for a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, internet oddities, and political facepalms! In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive headfirst into the viral Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson interview, exposing just how little some politicians know about the countries they want to bomb. From failed rocket launches at SpaceX to the bizarre saga of Las Vegas pigeons in cowboy hats, nothing is off limi...

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in American politics and culture, blending sharp commentary with signature irreverence. Alyssa and Jimmy tackle the weekend’s biggest stories: the massive “No Kings” protests that swept the globe, the embarrassingly empty military parade for Trump’s birthday, and the endless debate over virtue signaling at rallies.

We dig into the right-wing obsession wi...

Get ready for a wild ride in this solo episode of The Line Has A Podcast! Jimmy dives headfirst into the explosive feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, unpacking every outrageous tweet, Truth Social post, and political backstab that’s set the internet ablaze. From the “girls are fighting” meme that sent the right into a frenzy, to Musk’s deleted bombshell about Trump and the Epstein files, nothing is off-limits.

We break down t...

In this explosive episode, Alyssa and guest Jasmine dive headfirst into the week’s most jaw-dropping stories—from the gutting of the CDC and the shocking removal of COVID vaccine recommendations for pregnant people and kids, to Texas’s bold move to mandate the Ten Commandments in public classrooms. We break down what RFK Jr.’s controversial health policies mean for insurance coverage and public safety, and why top medical organizat...

This week’s episode dives deep into the wildest, most controversial new laws and bills coming out of Texas—covering everything from the shocking Medicaid ban on gender-affirming care for trans people (including adults!) to the state’s relentless attack on legal THC, abortion pills, and even your local school library. We break down the real-life impact of these policies on marginalized communities, especially low-inc...

This episode is a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, blending biting humor, sharp analysis, and unfiltered honesty. Hosts Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Loop dive headfirst into the latest political chaos: Biden’s cancer diagnosis and the strange, muted reactions from all sides; Trump’s questionable jet “gift” from Qatar and the billion-dollar security nightmare it presents; and the horrifying reality that a notorious r...

This week, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into the wildest headlines and the most bizarre realities of American politics, money, and health. From Trump’s jaw-dropping $400 million luxury jet “gift” from Qatar (and the obvious ethical disaster that follows), to the infuriating story of a dying man denied a life-saving transplant by Cigna insurance, this episode pulls no punches.

We break down the numbers behind billionaire wealth-what d...

In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into one of the wildest news cycles yet: the Catholic Church has elected its first-ever American pope, and we’re here to break down what that means (spoiler: probably not much). From Chicago accents and deep dish pizza to the Vatican’s PR machine, we’re asking if this is a real turning point or just another symbolic milestone.

But that’s not all-Jimmy revea...

Welcome to another wild episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise tackle everything from the science of attraction to the chaos of modern politics-with plenty of laughs, hot takes, and a dash of chaos. This week, we dive deep into the latest Elon Musk/Tesla shakeup and what it means for tech, business, and government. We break down why boycotts like Starbucks and Chick-fil-A rarely work, and why ethical co...

Get ready for a no-holds-barred rundown of the week’s most jaw-dropping news and pop culture moments! In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa tackle Trump’s sudden tariff retreat and how it’s hitting everything from Walmart shelves to sex toy sponsorships. They break down George Santos’ prison sentence for campaign fraud (and his OnlyFans spending), debate whether Florida will really elect Matt Gaetz, and dig into the tragic story of Vir...

Join Jimmy and Alyssa for a wild, unfiltered episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where nothing is off limits! This week, we dive headfirst into the viral spectacle of Katy Perry and Gayle King’s 11-minute space ride—was it a feminist milestone or just a billionaire’s PR stunt?

We dissect the cringe-worthy moments, the “astronaut” debate, and why kissing the ground after a glorified roller coaster might be the most embarrassing thing...

Welcome to this week’s episode of fiery debates and hilarious confessions! Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise dive into Germany’s gold withdrawal from U.S. reserves, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s insider trading scandal, and the resurgence of measles due to declining vaccination rates. We tackle visual stimulation differences between men and women, dissect J.K. Rowling’s latest attack on asexuality, and debate the ethics of the death penalty. P...

Join Jimmy Snow and Promise Backland in this jam-packed episode where they dive into everything from parasocial relationships to the bizarre results of their latest audience poll: is it worse to be called 'weird' or 'annoying'? They also tackle political hot topics like Florida's controversial teacher firing over preferred names and Trump's tariff chaos with China. Plus, a hilarious deep dive into cartoon crushes (y...

In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive into the chaos surrounding Trump's tariffs and their impact on the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders, making gamers everywhere furious. From severe weather devastating the South and Midwest to FEMA cuts leaving Americans vulnerable, we explore how politics are shaping lives—and wallets—this week. Things get cheeky as we debate which video game characters we'd "Super Smash" and dive into Reddit's ju...