Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂

Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone—using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightl...

If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑

Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly person...

Please handle yourselves with care, New Zealand! 😳😂

Lana brings the absolute latest, eye-opening statistics from the Accident Compensation Corporation (ACC) into the studio, focusing on how Kiwis are accidentally injuring themselves while at home. But as the numbers roll out, the data takes a highly unexpected, deeply hilarious turn.

It turns out a shocking number of people have officially filed claims for injuries sustained duri...

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On today's packed show:

ACC's Bedroom Blunders: Lana exposes the hilarious, eye-opening statistics behind how Kiwis are actually injuring themselves at home (let's just say it's an R-18 situation). 🫣🔞

The Great Hawaii Parrot Con: Simon and Lana discover they were scammed by the exact same guy on holiday—and listen...

Lie down on the couch, it’s time for some collective healing... 🛋️💔

Welcome to another deeply relatable edition of Therapy Thursday! This week, Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy open up the psychological vault to unpack our absolute worst, most embarrassing moments on stage—and exactly why they still cause emotion...

This might be the darkest trivia history ever brought into the studio... 😳🤯

Speedy takes the reins for this edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, delivering a mind-blowing history lesson on how words and their definitions actually made it into the modern dictionar...

"Just give me a real pen and paper already!" 🖨️🤦‍♂️

Lana dives into the world of modern admin, breaking down the absolute headache of using e-signatures and signing official documents online. Inspired by how effortlessly world leaders lock in massive peace deals with a digital swipe, the team debates whether technology has...

You had ONE job... 🤦‍♂️🐕

The team dives into an absolutely hilarious message from listener Jen, who reveals her husband went to pick up their beloved black Lab—only to walk through the front door with an entirely different, random black Lab!

As it turns out, accidental pet swapping happens ...

The fashion debate you didn't know you needed... 🤨👗

Simon steps up with a bold claim today, insisting that 80s-style leg warmers are officially on their way back into the modern fashion spotlight! Lana and Speedy are absolutely having none of it, shutting down the idea immediately and triggering a massive, heated studio sh...

Things got incredibly awkward, incredibly fast... 🫣😂

The team dives into some massive local farming news—a New Zealand record-breaking bull has just been sold for a mind-blowing $165,000! Intrigued by the massive price tag, Simon tries to get to the bottom of what makes this particular animal worth more than a luxury...

He even brought in outside backup... and it STILL blew up in his face! 🤦‍♂️📉

Simon steps up to the plate for this edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, ready to blow everyone away with the surprising history of the phrase "the cold shoulder." Confident he's got an...

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The team is firing on all cylinders today with an absolutely jam-packed show full of hilarious listener stories, massive studio debates, and classic trainwreck moments.

Desperate times call for historic measures... 🌿👀

With Lana entirely out of action due to her broken ankle, household chores have taken a chaotic turn. Step forward Katie, Lana’s wife, who has officially done something she has never, ever done in her entire life—mowed the lawns!

The cr...

Ready to pack your bags for the ultimate getaway? 🧳✈️✨

We are launching our most amazing competition yet, giving you and a friend the chance to completely unwind in stunning South Australia! Whether you want to cruise on a Murray River houseboat, take an epic road trip past bubblegum-pink lakes, or explore the hidden gems o...

"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... meow?" 😭🎭 CLICK HERE TO SEE VIDEO

The team dives into an absolutely hilarious viral moment from a recent theater production of Romeo & Juliet. Right in the middle of one of the most intense, dramatic scenes on stage, an uninvited...

Just when you thought the Beckham family headlines couldn't get any wilder... 👑🍿

The team dives straight into the latest viral updates surrounding Brooklyn Beckham and his ongoing career ventures. From his polarizing cooking videos to the intense public scrutiny, Simon, Lana, and Bondy break down exactly what went down ove...

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The moment we’ve all been waiting for... 🏁👀

Lana finally takes Simon out to the car park to test drive "Ruth"—the specially modified, pedal-less car provided by ACC while her broken ankle heals!

Operating entirely with hand controls, Lana is feeling confid...

We all knew Simon was thorough... but this is a whole new level! 🧴🧼😂

Simon pulls back the curtain on his absolute "big shower of the week," and things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. We are talking full body exfoliation, shaving his legs, and a multi-step routine that leaves the entire studio completely stunned.

Does this belong in the Hall of Fame... or the bin? 🤨🗑️

Bondy steps up to the microphone for this edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, completely determined to land a spot in the all-time Top 5 segments of the show. His weapon of choice? An in-depth dive into one...