The Countdown of Monte Cristo

The Countdown of Monte Cristo

Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!

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July 29, 2025 7 mins

As Dantès marvels at Faria’s brilliance, the abbé deflects the praise with a paradox: perhaps captivity created the mind Dantès admires. Without suffering, there may have been no focus—no illumination. But Dantès has something else weighing on him: his own story, still untold.

For the first time, Dantès prepares to share the mystery of his imprisonment—and Faria, ever curious, leans in to listen.

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Faria’s genius has no limits—even the thread in his bedsheets is repurposed for escape. In this passage, he explains how he smuggled raveled seams from one prison to another, stitched them back invisibly with a fish-bone needle, and crafted the rope ladder he still keeps hidden, waiting for fate to crack open a door.

But as Dantès listens, a new idea takes root: perhaps Faria could unravel something even more important—his past.

 

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Just when Dantès believes he’s seen it all, Faria reveals even more: a homemade lamp fueled by meat fat, lit with linen, flint, and sulfur disguised as medicine. Then, from behind the bed—another secret: a tightly coiled rope ladder, crafted and hidden with surgical precision.

For every need, Faria has devised a tool. And for every obstacle, he has already imagined a way through.

 

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Dantès finally sees it: the completed manuscript—sixty-eight linen strips densely written in flawless Italian, rolled like sacred scrolls and stitched together from shirts and handkerchiefs. Faria’s masterwork isn’t just theoretical—it’s tactile, legible, and finished. Alongside it, he unveils the pens, penknife, and larger knife he crafted from an iron candlestick.

For Dantès, it’s like touring a museum built inside a miracle.

 

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Dantès follows Abbé Faria through the narrow tunnel into his legendary cell—and finds not grandeur, but brilliance in disguise. With sunrays marking hours and a hidden cache beneath the hearth, Faria transforms stone into sanctuary. His intellect is matched only by his meticulous preparation.

In a world of dust and darkness, this room holds treasure of a different kind: knowledge, devotion, and one man’s life’s work.

 

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Every Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday, Abbé Faria celebrates—not for prayer, but for fish. In this passage, he reveals the astonishing creativity behind his writing tools: pens made from cartilage, ink from fireplace soot and wine, and—when the moment truly mattered—his own blood.

For Dantès, wonder turns to reverence. What seemed supernatural is now something even more profound: human will refined into genius.

 

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Abbé Faria’s intellect continues to astonish. In this passage, he reveals how he recreated his world from memory: transforming shirts into parchment, languages into tools, and his mind into a living library. With no books and no ink, he still summons the voices of Shakespeare, Dante, Montaigne, and more.

Where others rot in solitude, Faria studies, refines, and prepares.

 

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While Dantès equates escape with salvation, Faria introduces a different form of liberation: thought. In this passage, the abbé explains how he’s spent years not just digging through stone—but writing a political philosophy in secret, by hand, with self-made tools. Ink, paper, even the pen itself—constructed from the scraps of captivity.

The plan to escape may have failed—but the mind escaped long ago.

 

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Abbé Faria draws a line Dantès hadn’t yet seen: escape is war against circumstance—not war against men. He explains why he cannot kill a guard, even in pursuit of freedom. For Faria, the soul is as real a boundary as any wall, and to cross it is to lose a part of himself. Dantès, stirred by the conviction behind the refusal, begins to reflect on his own buried instincts.

The path forward is no longer just physical—it’s moral.

 

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With new clarity, Dantès devises a bold revision to the escape plan: cut across the existing tunnel, bore into the outer gallery, kill the sentinel, and flee. Simple, brutal, and focused. But Abbé Faria hesitates—not out of fear, but out of faith.

 

Their definitions of courage diverge. For Dantès, escape is duty. For Faria, it must also be righteousness.

 

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For years, Dantès never imagined escape—not because he lacked desire, but because the idea seemed absurd. But now, watching Abbé Faria collapse in defeat, Dantès is struck by a revelation: the attempt was made. And suddenly, impossibility transforms into blueprint.

The old man failed, yes—but only by inches. And Dantès, younger and stronger, begins to see failure not as futility… but as invitation.

 

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For Abbé Faria, escape is no longer a dream—it is a closed door. After years of backbreaking labor, secret engineering, and inch-by-inch progress, his plan has failed. And now, he sees divine will in the defeat. But Dantès—new to both the friendship and the idea of freedom—refuses to let go so easily.

The tension between faith and perseverance sets the tone. One man sees the end. The other sees a beginning.

 

 

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Abbé Faria reveals the dream that led to his downfall: a vision to unify Italy, to cast off petty tyrants and build a new empire. For this vision—and the betrayal that followed—he was branded a lunatic and locked away. Now, even Dantès begins to question how madness and brilliance can look so alike when confined to stone.

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The mystery has a name: Abbé Faria. At last, the voice in the dark reveals himself—not just in form, but in history. A brilliant, imprisoned mind, Faria recounts his long years of confinement and his fixation not on escape, but on the turning gears of history. While Dantès has fought for survival, Faria has been meditating on empires.

As one man looks inward, the other looks outward. Together, they begin to imagine a future.

 

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Hope narrows to reality. After climbing to inspect the final wall, the elder prisoner confirms what he feared: sentries march day and night just beyond the window, rifles at the ready. With that, the possibility of escape through Dantès’ cell vanishes.

But instead of despair, the old man responds with serenity. For Dantès, the moment is revelatory—not about escape, but about faith, wisdom, and the quiet power of surrender.

 

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Escape is a puzzle, and the fourth wall is the final piece. Dantès and his mysterious companion assess the last potential exit—the window. It’s narrow, barred, and cut into solid rock. But with the stranger’s feline agility and Dantès’ strength, they manage a daring inspection.

The view offers more than just a glimpse outside—it sharpens their sense of entrapment, and of what may still be possible.

 

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Dantès marvels at the ingenuity of his new companion, who casually unveils a handmade chisel crafted from the iron clamp of a bedframe. With it, the man has carved out a fifty-foot tunnel—alone, in secret, and with astonishing precision. But precision, he admits, is relative without tools, and a small miscalculation has left his plan for escape undone.

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The man from the wall is no longer a mystery—he’s a scholar, a survivor, and a fellow prisoner. Dantès finally meets his neighbor face-to-face: an older Italian whose body is worn by time and captivity, but whose mind remains sharp and disciplined. The two men embrace not just with relief, but with purpose.

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After years of silence, labor, and longing, the miracle finally happens: the wall gives way—and a man steps through. The voice in the dark becomes a flesh-and-blood presence as the prisoner known only as No. 27 emerges from beneath the floor of Dantès’ cell. It is a moment not just of escape, but of revelation.

Isolation ends in impact. Stone parts, and everything changes.

 

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Hope becomes a promise. After days of pleading and panic, Dantès earns the voice’s trust—and with it, a new plan. The two men agree to continue their escape together or, failing that, to simply speak. In a world of stone and silence, even conversation is liberation.

 

For the first time in years, Dantès has someone to wait for—and something to live toward.

 

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