The Countdown of Monte Cristo

The Countdown of Monte Cristo

Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!

Episodes

July 2, 2025 8 mins

Edmond Dantès hears the noise again—and now, he dares to believe.

In this chapter, Dantès’ hope returns not in a rush, but through strategy. Though physically weak, his mind regains clarity, and he begins to think not like a victim, but like a participant again. Is the noise in the wall made by a prisoner or a worker? Could it be hope—or a trap? Dantès chooses a careful path forward. And with one deliberate sip of soup, he chooses ...

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In the silence of slow death, Edmond Dantès hears something impossible.

As Dantès lies on the edge of starvation, a sound begins—scratching, scraping, chipping at the wall behind him. In a place where time has died and hope has dissolved, this sound is electric. Is it a rat? Is it death? Or is it… someone? Dumas masterfully captures the hallucinatory hope of the condemned. For the first time in days, Dantès speaks. Not because he w...

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Edmond Dantès has stopped counting the days. Now he stops eating.

In this excruciating chapter, Dantès follows through on his plan to die. He doesn’t leap into it—he starves with full awareness, slowly and deliberately. At first defiant, then mournful, his hunger becomes a battle between his oath and his instinct to survive. Dumas crafts a haunting portrait of the body’s betrayal and the mind’s desperation: the meat begins to look ...

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When hope dies, choice begins.

Edmond Dantès doesn’t lash out—he lets go. Death no longer frightens him; it comforts him. He reflects on past storms at sea, when fear made him fight to survive. But now, nothing ties him to life. He chooses not despair, but detachment. Suicide becomes a methodical, almost peaceful plan. Dumas carefully draws this not as a moment of weakness, but of eerie clarity. It’s not the end of Dantès—but it is...

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Dantès has prayed. He has waited. Now he begins to unravel.

In this devastating installment, Dumas walks us through the next psychic chamber of Edmond Dantès’ descent. Rage replaces faith. Memory burns. The letter from Villefort—once just a betrayal—is now a curse etched into his mind like divine judgment. He lashes out at the walls, at the air, at his own thoughts. From here, the idea of suicide creeps in—not as a desire for death...

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Alone and exhausted, Dantès finally turns to the last power he has not yet pleaded with—God.

In this haunting chapter, Dumas charts the next phase of Edmond Dantès’ psychological descent. He asks for the company of even the madman in the next cell, but is denied. Then, having exhausted every earthly plea, he remembers the prayers of childhood and finds new meaning in their repetition. This is not a triumphant moment of faith—it’s a...

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What happens to a mind when it’s left alone for too long?

In this harrowing chapter, Dumas traces the emotional collapse of Edmond Dantès—not with violence, but with silence. From righteous innocence to desperate bargaining, Dantès endures the slow grind of solitary imprisonment. He speaks just to hear a voice. He begs for movement, for conversation, even for a deeper, darker cell. And most chillingly, he starts to envy the galley-...

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The madman in the cell offers six million francs—and no one listens.

Abbé Faria makes his offer: wealth beyond comprehension, in exchange for a chance at freedom. But he’s already been labeled mad, and in this system, that label is stronger than reason. In this chapter, Dumas introduces the secret that will reshape the entire novel: a hidden treasure, real or imagined, buried far from the dungeon. The officials laugh. But the reade...

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He offered proof, logic, and a promise—but he was already dismissed.

In his final plea, Abbé Faria makes a simple, airtight offer: test me. Dig where I say, and I’ll stay here. No risk, no escape, just verification. And still—he’s denied. Because in the eyes of the institution, he’s already mad. Dumas shows us how truth can be ignored not because it’s unclear, but because of who speaks it. This chapter closes Faria’s arc with irony...

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The madman in the cell offers six million francs—and no one listens.

Abbé Faria makes his offer: wealth beyond comprehension, in exchange for a chance at freedom. But he’s already been labeled mad, and in this system, that label is stronger than reason. In this chapter, Dumas introduces the secret that will reshape the entire novel: a hidden treasure, real or imagined, buried far from the dungeon. The officials laugh. But the reade...

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He claims to know something that could change everything—but no one will listen.

In this unforgettable scene, the so-called madman Abbé Faria demands a private audience—not to complain about the food or filth, but to reveal a secret of world-altering importance. The inspector and governor scoff. They call him delusional. But Dumas does something different: he lets us wonder if the madman is the only one telling the truth. With refe...

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In a cell below the sea, a man draws circles in plaster—and speaks of millions.

This chapter introduces one of the most important characters in The Count of Monte Cristo: the mysterious Abbé Faria. While Dantès pleads for reason, Faria appears to embody madness—but it’s a madness filled with structure, symbols, and startling clarity. With references to Archimedes and economic logic, Dumas positions Faria as a force of knowledge and...

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He meets a man with power—and mistakes kindness for change.

For the first time in over a year, Dantès has someone listen to him. He pleads not for pardon, but for understanding—for a trial, a verdict, a reason. The inspector listens. He even promises to investigate. But Dantès doesn’t realize what we do: this is not a rescue. This is a delay. Dumas ends the scene with chilling brilliance—Hope, once dead, is reborn. But in this pris...

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He doesn’t beg for freedom—he begs to be judged.

In this devastating passage, Dantès speaks not just of imprisonment, but of the emotional erosion that comes with lost time, lost love, and lost purpose. He remembers the exact hour of his arrest. He measures time not in days, but in emotional ages. And above all, he asks not for pity, but for justice: a trial, a verdict, a name in the eyes of the law. This is one of Dumas’ sharpest ...

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Dantès finally gets his chance to speak—but the system is deaf.

In this powerful moment, Dantès springs from the shadows, not in anger but in desperate hope. He performs sanity. He pleads for logic. But to the inspector, he’s just another case study. Dumas paints a brutal portrait of bureaucracy at its most indifferent: the metrics are fear and food, not justice or truth.

 

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Dangerous. Mad. Devil. These are the labels that bury men alive.

As the inspector’s visit to the Château d’If continues, we meet two prisoners: one feared, one mocked. The first—unnamed—is considered so violent that his descent into madness is seen as a mercy. The second, a laughing priest, is introduced as comic relief. But behind the farce lies a grim truth: this is a system where identity is imposed from above, and madness is th...

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He is buried in silence. Then, faintly, the world above stirs.

One year after the restoration of Louis XVIII, the machinery of empire creaks into motion—and far below it, Edmond Dantès hears life again. In this grim and theatrical chapter, Dumas introduces the prison inspector: a man performing a ritual of concern while admitting its pointlessness. As the inspector prepares to descend into the dungeons, we see the contrast between ...

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Edmond Dantès disappears—but the pain he left behind does not.

As the empire crumbles, so too do the lives tethered to Dantès. Fernand marches off with one last glimmer of hope. Mercédès wanders the shore, torn between devotion and despair. Caderousse is sent to the border. And the old man—who waited for his son with trembling hope—dies quietly in Mercédès’ arms. In this mournful chapter, Dumas shows us what it means not just to lo...

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Dantès remains buried in silence—while his betrayers move on.

As Napoleon falls, Louis XVIII returns, and the world reshuffles, Edmond Dantès stays exactly where he was left: forgotten in the Château d’If. Around him, the conspirators disperse like ghosts fleeing daylight. Villefort marries into power. Danglars escapes to Spain. Fernand joins the army—but not before contemplating a murder-suicide. Dumas traces the path of men tryin...

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He signed the paper that could save a life—then quietly buried it.

In this chilling final exchange between Morrel and Villefort, hope and duplicity intertwine. While Morrel believes he’s helping Edmond Dantès secure release, Villefort is already planning to do nothing. Dumas masterfully juxtaposes sincere loyalty with political calculation, reminding us how private ambition often moves beneath the surface of public duty.

 

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