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Eric Readinger (00:01):
This. I don't know anything better, bro, I
don't think better.
Law Smith (00:05):
I've got, I've got an idea.
Eric Readinger (00:08):
Every time I got a new
one in the basement. Complacent,wow, so fake. You can't even
trace it. 80s beats got thegroove. Let me face it, speak a
blast
with the words. Dreams, but
we rake into cash. Podcast gotthe vibes we throw better.
Law Smith (00:36):
We're the number one entrepreneurial podcast with
comedy in it, yes, or a comedypodcast with some business Doc,
Eric Readinger (00:47):
I do a manual. Yeah,
Law Smith (00:52):
I was watching Larry Sanders Show again,
Eric Readinger (00:55):
going through that. Obviously, that's on the
heavy rotation, and
Law Smith (00:58):
that would be a good intro song to use. I
Eric Readinger (01:01):
don't know that. What is it you
Law Smith (01:03):
might have to bring it up.
Eric Readinger (01:04):
I think everybody's got jobs for me to
do. Is this something you'retalking about? I
Law Smith (01:08):
can't pull it up on mine. To pull it up. It's, it's
like, does
Eric Readinger (01:17):
that help? Can't leave it at that. Yeah,
Law Smith (01:19):
that's what I'm saying, like, there's some words
to it, but you hear it like fivetimes an episode, at least in
the beginning and end well, andthen we could get a hay now you
see that sign. It says applesauce. Yeah, yeah. There's some
(01:39):
rules. Deep from
Unknown (01:40):
Hollywood, Larry Sanders, I mean, it has,
Law Smith (01:44):
we can find instrumental. There's an
instrumental. It's, they playedit at the outro in one of the
episodes. Okay, but most of theepisodes start, I mean, you
know, with uh, Jeffrey Tambor asHank Kingsley is, like, top five
characters all time, like, he'ssuch, like, more than George
blues. Oh, way better, becausehe is, like, he is the scared
(02:09):
guy trying to be alpha, right
Eric Readinger (02:12):
kind of guy. And used to have George blues on
here because you're a
Law Smith (02:15):
chicken. And he used to he, and he plays it so well.
He like, it's a weird guy. Thisguy exists in everybody's life,
like there's one of these guysin everybody's life, at least,
Eric Readinger (02:27):
super insecure, but turns it back around on you,
aggressively. Oh
Law Smith (02:31):
yeah. And then he's such a bitch, though, if you go
at him, you know
Eric Readinger (02:35):
I've been fucking with so did you notice
that these two Mike bars aredifferent? Makes way more sense.
Now, mine has an extra elbow toit.
Law Smith (02:45):
Yours might be the better one. I don't know you got
more articulation.
Eric Readinger (02:51):
It's too much, too much articulation.
Law Smith (02:58):
Little mad because I don't understand it. I don't
know what that is. I've yet tosee that you little mad because
I don't understand it.
Unknown (03:08):
I don't know what you're talking about. What's
that from? Know what you'retalking about.
Eric Readinger (03:14):
I don't even know what it was. I don't know
Unknown (03:20):
you expect me to believe that? What's perfect?
All right? You sure about thatsame guy?
Eric Readinger (03:31):
Are you? What are you doing? Keep twitching
around. I'm jacked up. Why?Okay, well, you know, it's a
talkie show.
Law Smith (03:39):
Do I finally feel not depressed. Oh, good. So that's
fine. So that's like, today,let's hear it, no, or just
today, I didn't feel like I hada big weight on my vest, or
weight vest on me. Okay? Who's achest, weight vest. Chest,
right?
Eric Readinger (03:54):
Why anything in particular? No, just different
drugs. No.
Law Smith (04:00):
Just, I think, like, got back in routine and habits
and boring shit like that. But
Eric Readinger (04:07):
it works. Yeah, that's good. Good for you.
Law Smith (04:10):
I got to my biggest fat on Monday. Wait what?
Eric Readinger (04:15):
And now that is fat. You're less depressed.
Well,
Law Smith (04:18):
now I've been working fat that was like a real like,
get it together, no matter whatI mean, I've been trying to get
on the upswing for a while.Finally, today, it kind of hit
good but 223, dang and I'm 511in heels, yeah, 150%
Eric Readinger (04:40):
my weight there about,
Law Smith (04:42):
yeah, yep, that's a real like, Okay. I mean,
Eric Readinger (04:46):
it was already working on skeleton than me. No,
I can mean, no, yes, you do,
Law Smith (04:52):
I know. But I mean, like six years ago from 185 I
Eric Readinger (04:57):
know seven, and you're lean, right? Yeah? Mean,
so what I mean, there's thatthat's a 30 pound skeleton.
Law Smith (05:03):
But my thing is, I can, I can get back down to
that. Okay, I want to be talkingabout, but it'd be fun to be
gone for a minute.
Eric Readinger (05:10):
Yeah, looking all sexy, like going machinist.
Oh yeah. You know, there's two.I don't understand why he had to
do that. Like I don't I know hewas part of the storyline, but
God, bro, right? Why? Because hewas so skinny, yeah, but, I
mean, no one watched it.
(05:31):
I mean, I watched it. I don'tremember. It goes to show you
not worth your time, question.And then
Law Smith (05:38):
he did. Batman Begins right after, yeah, which is
crazy, yeah. He's yo Oh, he didvice and he got fat, right?
America, I was gonna sayAmerican Psycho and fight club
are the two movies. Guys go gayfor straight guys do right?
Like, I want that the bodies,yes, the body, those are the two
movies. All straight guys arelike,
Eric Readinger (05:59):
Yeah, that's right. I thought you're gonna
say something else. That's it.Okay, yeah, no, that's the
thing. This is Hollywood, youknow, they can do whatever. They
can actually get the drugs, youknow, Oh, give me the steroids.
Give me this. Give me that.There's no Florida we can.
There's no testing, yeah, Iknow, but we're not going to do
that to ourselves for no reason.
(06:21):
You keep saying that, put up orshut up. No, get illegal ones.
All right? No, no, do it theright. No
Law Smith (06:30):
way, because then I have to do the shot. I don't
want to do the shot. I'm a bigwimp with that. Oh, my God, have
you ever given yourself a shot?
Eric Readinger (06:38):
No, I'll give you the shot right in your ass.
I want to
Law Smith (06:41):
come over every week for you to give me a shot my
ass. You come over here to
Eric Readinger (06:45):
podcast every week. We'll put we'll do it on
the show. Good content. That'sgood content. It is good
Law Smith (06:51):
content. Speaking of the show you like to show your
ass off, we're gonna have torebrand this name.
Eric Readinger (06:57):
Oh, probably telling your children's families
and all the you know is thatwhat you're having, no, yeah,
you can find it. Oh, I
Law Smith (07:07):
forget. Well, first off, we were in agreeance on it.
It wasn't like it was a we were
Eric Readinger (07:12):
in a lazy agreement, right, right? We were
both in a phone probably, yeah.Okay, so are we doing this
again? We're gonna figure out anew name for the show,
Law Smith (07:20):
yep, but first I had to make sure you were you're
good with that. Here's two otherproblems with it. There is a
YouTube gamer named girthyalready. Oh man. So that doesn't
help. And I have Google Alertson and a lot of stuff wrapped up
(07:43):
in gay porn.
Eric Readinger (07:45):
I mean, God, I'm just in shock, yeah? So shocked
right now, yeah. So what are wegoing to do? I still
Law Smith (07:58):
like trying to go with a business term we could
trademark,
Eric Readinger (08:01):
sitting on business. Yeah, I
Law Smith (08:05):
so I like where you're going with it. I just
don't know if that's I've neverheard that phrase until you had
to explain it
Unknown (08:12):
to me. I know, because you're not cool. I know, but we
all know, like
Law Smith (08:16):
the it's like most people,
Eric Readinger (08:18):
even at this point, the old fart to know, or
I've heard stand on business.It's kind of crazy. You haven't
heard all right? You gotta
Law Smith (08:25):
look up if there's another one out there. I did. Is
there now? What
Eric Readinger (08:30):
I think six months? No, I think there's a,
well, okay, I didn't do it sixmonths, see, in the last six
months, but I think there wasone standing on business, but
not sitting on business.
Law Smith (08:43):
Why sitting? Is that the phrase? Because we're
sitting? No,
Eric Readinger (08:45):
the phrase is stand on business. Oh, my God.
Law Smith (08:52):
Like, if it's not a Hell, yeah, I gotta think back
to my list. Yeah, that clip. Mybad. I gotta, I gotta look at my
old list I made of like, 100names, and go back through it,
then see if chat GPT could seeif they're already taken in a
(09:12):
way. Okay,
Unknown (09:14):
taking the Podcast, the podcast is going to be taken.
You've
Law Smith (09:18):
taken my daughter. And I have a big penis, you
know, has a huge dog you got?
Eric Readinger (09:23):
Well, maybe that's why girthy is a problem.
We talk about dicks too much.
Unknown (09:29):
Now, you're right. Look, it's fine. Anybody
Law Smith (09:32):
who doesn't like dick jokes is a liar to me, like, I
just look at him. I'm like, Imean, after you do it gotta be
good. Penises are the funniestthing on earth. You'll always be
the best. There's so manyvariations, and farts
Eric Readinger (09:46):
are funnier than penises, but No way, dude, farts
are universally funny. No. Womenhate farts. Crosses over. Some
guys
Law Smith (09:53):
don't like it. I don't like those guys, but they
don't like it. Okay? You everhad a guy that's offended by a
fart on. I don't like you asmuch
Eric Readinger (10:01):
talking to me. That's, yeah, that's dude.
Law Smith (10:05):
I did the Heisman on my my son's head and farted at
the same time enough, I couldn'thave been proud of myself,
right? Did you film it? No, Iwish style should've, but I did
eat those, like, those, thoseprotein cookies that are
probably like, gonna give youdiabetes. I did it on purpose
because they make me fart. It'slike, vegan protein in there.
(10:27):
Oh, okay, so if I eat two ofthose, like, three hours later,
I'll be like, juicing for farts.Well, I did it just to annoy my
kids because I thought it'd
Eric Readinger (10:34):
be funny, man, you must have been bored,
Law Smith (10:37):
yeah, but I farted like the night before, and
they're like, Dad, you got tostop. And I got, like, I got big
butt cheeks. Okay,
Unknown (10:44):
all right,
Eric Readinger (10:45):
so back to the shot on the show. I don't
Law Smith (10:48):
want you doing it. I trust you to do it. But I
wanted, I'm a weenie with allthat kind of stuff. I want to go
to the DR Garcia, or whoever itis. What if we can
Eric Readinger (10:58):
get somebody qualified in here to do it. Not
me,
Law Smith (11:02):
yeah, no, a guy, come on, all right, on our show,
sitting on my business, come inhere, and once a week, for 10
weeks. How long is the cycle?
Eric Readinger (11:12):
I don't know. You should research it
backwards. Um,
Law Smith (11:16):
see, I'm gonna look
Eric Readinger (11:17):
into it test flowing through. UB,
Law Smith (11:19):
Oh, dude, I really want it for information. I know
so
Eric Readinger (11:23):
I'm saying, and like injuries, there is a reason
why they give it to guys over40. I mean, yesterday, and I've
got a weird thing in my neck.God only knows.
Law Smith (11:37):
It's like the old man thriller.
Eric Readinger (11:40):
Yeah, it was more like Dennis Miller, Oh,
babe, Hey, babe. It's
Law Smith (11:43):
like the Byzantine Empire. Babe,
Eric Readinger (11:49):
yeah, but I, well, I'm to the point now
there's roller coasters. I'mlike, I'm not riding that,
because it'll make me sick,really, just one. Oh,
Law Smith (11:59):
you think, oh, yeah, I just, I'm like, I don't want
to wait in line. I'll stand. I'drather stand outside the line.
Oh, the lines are terrible, bro.I have, I can't do lines. I
like, I don't know. I don't haveany patience for that.
Eric Readinger (12:12):
Well, it's weird, you know, they have, they
have. The the one that I won'tride is, like, it's a roller
coaster, but the seats spinaround at different points. I've
never been on that. It's calledcobras curse. And are you scared
of heights? No, that doesn'tbother me. See, I'm terrified of
the heights. It's that literallymade me sick the last time, and
(12:33):
not just like, stomach sick. Ifelt like my head was gonna fall
off.
Law Smith (12:36):
I have to be like, I'm not gonna die. I have to,
like, say this to myself, yeah.I mean, I didn't tell you when I
when I was engaged to my exwife. We went to Costa Rica
right after, no, she made me goon a zip line through the
jungle, like on our last day wehad, which meant the most
hungover, because it was likecompounding hangovers. And I was
(13:00):
like, Can we not do this? Andshe taught me into it. I was
like, Fine, I'll be mad. And Ihad to, I thought it was like,
you know, go to one station, youknow, on a deck, go to the next
one. It's just like, you go toone and then it's like, 400
yards, and then the second one,there's no, like, stand up and
(13:22):
get
Eric Readinger (13:22):
walkways to stop and use the bathroom, right?
Law Smith (13:26):
13 of them. And I was like,
Eric Readinger (13:29):
I was trying zip lines back to back to back.
Yeah, through
Law Smith (13:32):
the jungle. You're 500 feet there or whatever. It
was pretty. But I was like, butnot enjoyable, and you don't but
there's like, three guys justhanging in on these poles in
between some of them, andthey're, I'm like, I don't trust
these guys. These guys suck. AndI had to do Wu Tang triumph, the
nine minute song, and just do itto myself the whole time.
Eric Readinger (13:54):
Wow. Yeah, man, Way to ruin a zip line. What do
Law Smith (13:58):
you mean? I did it. I got the I got the view, I got
what you came in for,
Eric Readinger (14:03):
guess, but your mental state at the time? Oh,
you're gonna learn to live.
Law Smith (14:10):
No, I hate heights. I'm scared of heights. You
expect me to believe that? I'vetold my kids, especially my
daughter, women will talk to youon a ladder, like, it's no big
deal, yeah. Like, you could beon your tippy toes on the top
thing there's not supposed tostep on, right? And they'll be
(14:30):
like, so what do you thinkabout, you know, this flight we
got to get, and you're like,shut the fuck up.
Eric Readinger (14:36):
It is weird, like, but I think we're the
weird ones though. Like, what,you know, obviously, we're busy
doing shit, but on a ladder.
Law Smith (14:47):
And, you know, the person doesn't like heights
already. Oh, ladders get to yousix feet in the air, if you're
on or, like, an a frame, that'slike 10 feet.
Eric Readinger (14:56):
I know how ladders are. Yeah.
Law Smith (15:00):
Don't trust my little shocked right now, you've never
known this, not really, I guess.Why
Eric Readinger (15:06):
would have we ever gotten up high in the air?
I
Law Smith (15:09):
mean, if I'm on the top of a six foot ladder, and
then I'm still reaching to makeit happen, because I don't want
to remove the ladder, you know?
Eric Readinger (15:17):
I mean, I understand anxiety about the
ladder tipping over and like allthat. But the height itself, you
could jump down from a six footladder and be okay, yeah,
Law Smith (15:28):
no, but I'm trying to balance and do that. I'm just
saying, you see, you see a guystruggling, whatever it is, and
you're like, Hey, so what do youwant to do about this baptism?
Eric Readinger (15:39):
Damn it. Do you think there's a God? I'm like,
Law Smith (15:43):
Can this wait 30 seconds? Yeah, well, and so I've
told my daughter, like, Don'tever talk to a man when he's on
a ladder. That's like, rulenumber two in my house.
Eric Readinger (15:54):
Okay, that's a good one, I guess. Never thought
to make it a rule, but throw iton the board. Feel
Law Smith (16:00):
like my heart rate's going crazy. Yeah. What did you
get into? I did Matt Foley anddrank a pot of coffee before
coming. Oh, cool, cool, cool.Yeah. Pass out. I can't stop.
Twitch in, okay. This is
Eric Readinger (16:15):
really, really uncomfortable for me. Well,
Law Smith (16:17):
what do you got? What's going on your world
Eric Readinger (16:21):
spring break. So that's awesome for two more days
back to the grind.
Law Smith (16:29):
Yeah. What'd you do? Top Golf? We How much did you
spend?
Eric Readinger (16:36):
Gardens? 100 bucks. Everything is $100 just
leave the house.
Law Smith (16:41):
Isn't that kind of crazy dude? Yeah, like, the
movies are 100 right?
Eric Readinger (16:46):
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's just everything
costs. I don't understand howthere's not rights in the
streets, how people are doingshit.
Law Smith (16:55):
Fast foods got up 400% since COVID.
Unknown (16:58):
Yeah. I believe that, believe all
Law Smith (17:01):
of it. Saw that stat the other day, and I was like,
no shit. You spend 25 buckswithout looking Yeah, I don't
think you even eat fast food,not that often. But I mean, the
kids, yeah, and we don't want tocook.
Eric Readinger (17:15):
True, true. We got flag football season
Unknown (17:18):
coming up. It's gonna be fun. Might have to go get a
Miller Light out here,
fridge outside. Real Yeah,
Law Smith (17:25):
you can talk while I'm gone.
Eric Readinger (17:27):
Okay, I want to pause it. Yeah,
Law Smith (17:29):
heart rate's at like 118
Eric Readinger (17:31):
that might make sense. Yes, very intense
conversation. We got going, andwe're back, by the way,
Law Smith (17:37):
no one knew we left. Oh, right. I just good
Eric Readinger (17:40):
and suspended animation
Law Smith (17:44):
I had. I saw a big debate on Twitter.
Eric Readinger (17:48):
Oh, always a good place for debate. Oh, man.
Law Smith (17:51):
So it's so much shit talking politically, I can't
stand it, but I don't care aboutthat. There's a meme going
around about two girls. One hasa pooch. Uh huh. I need to find
it. I think it's on Sam Tripoli.If you go on x and go in
Tripolis, right? He reposted it.
Eric Readinger (18:10):
Not, no, I don't like your homework assignments.
Tell me about it.
Law Smith (18:13):
Where you have to see it? It's, I want to see what you
think visually. It's just twogirls like going out, they're
probably in their mid 20s, andone's got one of those. Like,
she's not jacked, she's goodlooking, but she has that, like,
little gut. It's not a fruitbook quite. It's like a little
bit of a donut belly.
Unknown (18:36):
Yeah, I'm listening, you know. Like, if
Law Smith (18:38):
you had a bad hemorrhoid, you had to sit on a
padded seat.
Unknown (18:44):
Mm, hmm,
Law Smith (18:47):
it'd be like that. Yeah, I gotta call triply back.
I forgot I called him when hecalled you back. Yeah, Dad, the
pump is fucking everybody, man,we
Eric Readinger (19:01):
need to get him back. That was
Law Smith (19:03):
a pretty good trip myself. Keep going. Not her.
Keep going, man. He's got a lotof shit. This might have to go
about 30 down, really, dude, heposts like 17 times a day. He's
the truth. He's Carl Williams.
Eric Readinger (19:20):
You know, I hang on, is every word,
Unknown (19:25):
not every word
Law Smith (19:26):
you see. Time you see this, Gillis on, what the hell
you see Gillis on? What's itcalled on SNL? I saw some clips.
Do you see the voice one? No,
Eric Readinger (19:38):
tell me about it.
Law Smith (19:39):
He was, it's like he it's a sketch they film before
him. But it was September
Unknown (19:45):
21 2024, what?
Law Smith (19:47):
Where is it? I swear to that's where I found it. I'll
define it. Send it to you whereGillis is like, got a beautiful
voice. And they all like, hitthe button, turn around, all
four of them, and they. Turnaround and he's, like, a dude on
a rascal with like, simple Jackhaircut and a mustache, yeah.
And they're like, oh. And itjust, he just keeps getting
(20:11):
worse, like his character.
Eric Readinger (20:13):
We should have really prepared more for the
show today. I actually had
Law Smith (20:16):
shit written down, but I'm gonna have a heart
attack so I can't look at stuff,bro. Bro.
Eric Readinger (20:22):
How's the beer working? Great. Is it helping at
all?
Law Smith (20:30):
I love beer. I love beer. You stop drinking it.
Though, if I'm really gonna cutweight, I am
Eric Readinger (20:36):
almost seven months. That's over. Why? I
don't know at this point, seehow long I can go.
Unknown (20:43):
Are you not good at drinking? I'm a Hall of Fame.
Are you? Here we go,
Eric Readinger (20:49):
but, uh,
Law Smith (20:53):
I'm gonna slack it to you so you can
Eric Readinger (20:54):
at this point, I'm just going see how long I
can go, but I'm gonna bedrinking at bachelor party and
that
Unknown (21:03):
April.
Law Smith (21:10):
So are you gonna drink before that? Do you need a
warm up session?
Eric Readinger (21:14):
Nope, nope. I'm gonna just go in. So you're
Law Smith (21:18):
gonna go in like a mom that just had a kid. Yep,
you're gonna get Mom drunk.Yeah, start crying a bunch. So
on the on the left, this chickright here with the circle
around her, what do you think
Eric Readinger (21:35):
looks good? What's the problem? What's the
debate?
Law Smith (21:38):
The debate is, girlfriend has a pooch like
this, and it doesn't seem to goaway no matter how hard she gets
to the gym. Is surgery. My onlyhope is what the guy wrote? The
guy wrote it. The guy wrote thatcaption, yeah, about those
chicks. I mean,
Eric Readinger (21:58):
she's not hitting the gym as hard as she
can,
Law Smith (22:01):
right? It's not, and she has a huge glass of wine,
yeah?
Eric Readinger (22:05):
So what is the debate? Well,
Law Smith (22:07):
would you bang? I mean, like, is that gross to you
or not? Oh, no, yeah, it doesn'tgross me out, but it's
definitely not, like, my fave.
Eric Readinger (22:18):
That's what the debate on the
Law Smith (22:19):
right, right there now, so she got it together.
Eric Readinger (22:24):
I almost think she was a better chubby. Nah,
Law Smith (22:27):
her tits are somehow way smaller than when she lost
that weight. Yeah,
Unknown (22:31):
that's what I'm
Eric Readinger (22:35):
saying. More fun than it was. You know, I thought
it would be more of a debatethan would you bang? But you
know, we only do this show aboutonce every six weeks at this
point, so yeah, what do you guyswant
Law Smith (22:48):
from I think that's part of the funk, too. I was
thinking about that. I was like,I dropped the ball and like,
when we were scheduling torecord, and that's unusual,
Unknown (22:56):
yeah, I know. And then I'm kind of like, well,
Eric Readinger (23:01):
he's not into it.
Law Smith (23:03):
No, no way. It's not even a thought, dude,
Eric Readinger (23:07):
yeah, no, it is. It is. It's good for both of us.
No,
Law Smith (23:12):
you got a lady, I think that really kicked up
your, your whole, your wholelife.
Eric Readinger (23:18):
My schedule is more filled, for sure, no,
Law Smith (23:22):
it's such a net positive. It's like, you know,
8x on your life, bro, comparedto where you were.
Eric Readinger (23:30):
Yes, yeah, I agree with that.
Law Smith (23:33):
Because I don't know if you want to listen to some
old apps, but there are someones that you were just like,
Eric Readinger (23:38):
Yeah, you know, I don't remember
Law Smith (23:45):
walking through some of these. Yes, that's
Eric Readinger (23:47):
for sure. I mean,
Law Smith (23:50):
I guess I shouldn't. I was talking to someone. I was
talking to someone about thisyesterday, and she was like, Are
you taking any meds? And I waslike, No, I refuse to, because I
don't know anybody. They workfor long term, yeah, and I know
how to get out of it for me,
Unknown (24:07):
right? Mushrooms.
Law Smith (24:10):
Mushrooms will help. I haven't done them in a while.
Yeah? That'll help clear the RAMspace, yeah, the Ramstein space,
yeah.
Eric Readinger (24:19):
It definitely helps. The reason why people do
it. But I guess, I guess youknow not Tom being through this
one, right?
Law Smith (24:33):
I don't know. You don't have coke energy like I've
got right now. So I would say Ithink you
Eric Readinger (24:39):
sucked all my energy out, bro. Oh no, cold.
Over blown your leg on
Unknown (24:46):
so JFK files, oh yeah. Did you get anything out of
that? I didn't read any of it.You didn't read the 50,000
Eric Readinger (24:53):
pages I'm waiting for somebody to put it
into chat. GPT and spit it backout.
Law Smith (24:58):
Kurt. Metzger kind of had the best. Uh, thing about
this, the best opinion, he'slike, this is like, getting a
loan from someone for like,eight grand and paying it back
with pennies. Like, he's like,there's nothing in there. They
all it's still redacted. Oh,
Eric Readinger (25:15):
well. I mean, if it's still redacted in there, I
mean, the whole point of thistask force that was
declassifying shit. Was to getaround that,
Law Smith (25:23):
yeah, but Steve Bannon said on they showed it on
John Oliver show about how, andit's what I've been saying about
Trump for years. Look over here,look over here. We're gonna go
do some real shit over here,yeah. And that's kind of what I
feel like this is like, why putthis out now, it's strategic at
some point. Yeah,
Eric Readinger (25:43):
absolutely has to do. ANNA Paulina Luna, who
started the task force, was atthe congressional hearing UAPs,
the declassification Task Force,and I was telling you that
something that I don't know ifit was already out or if it just
came out, but JFK had askedabout UFOs 10 days before he was
(26:08):
murdered. Oh
Law Smith (26:09):
yeah, you did send me that.
Eric Readinger (26:12):
So who knows what's going to come of it. But
like, it's definitely connectedto that. Like she's, she's doing
a thing where they talk aboutthe JFK shit because it's
relatable, and people won't justdismiss it right away, like they
want to with UFOs for whateverreason. But I think the whole
(26:33):
reason they did it was todeclassify that shit.
Law Smith (26:36):
I think, well, I did see a post about like I had aI
summarize it for me. And he waslike,
Eric Readinger (26:51):
correct yourself.
Law Smith (26:53):
Oh so gross. That's why I didn't think it was gonna
be that long, and it cut itcaught me that Australia had
something to do with JFK hisassassination. I was like, What
the fuck,
Eric Readinger (27:05):
hmm. I mean, I always thought it was Cuban
assassins and shit, not reallyhaving to do with, I've never
seen
Law Smith (27:11):
Australia in the mix of any of this shit, of like,
any thing, really. I
Eric Readinger (27:16):
mean, you know, it's, it's to the point to where
everything is so muddied,because you mentioned Australia,
and it's like they talk aboutthe under the one of their
government buildings could be agiant UFO that's too big to move
and shit, and they all have thisconnection. Yeah, they
Law Smith (27:34):
could land in the middle of Australia, where no
one lives, right? You ever seenthe population density? Oh, it's
absurd. It's so crazy, butthey're rich, maybe, yeah,
Eric Readinger (27:44):
near the beaches, but, uh, I mean,
there's just more guys comingout. The guy who held the
nuclear football, this guy, dr,John blich,
Law Smith (27:54):
John Blitz. Man, pretty close, though.
Eric Readinger (27:59):
You know he's coming out talking about a
freaking, I'm pretty sure he'stalking about a abduction
experience he had, like, bro,it's not, I mean, it's one thing
after another
Law Smith (28:10):
in the probing thing, a guy that did get molested but
didn't want to admit it, andthen that kind of took off back
in the day.
Eric Readinger (28:20):
Um, talk to me about, there's been lots of
Yeah, but I don't know if theanal probe, I feel like that's a
misnomer, right? I think that,
Law Smith (28:29):
like, that was a thing that, like, started,
right? People, some guy tried tolie to get out of something he
was doing. Oh, I don't knowabout that. That's what I just
heard. And I was like, Thatmakes total sense, if you really
think about it. And then thatbecame like a running joke on
everything. Well, I mean
Eric Readinger (28:46):
production stories, they usually talk
about, like, getting, like,reproductive material extracted,
you know, get the
Law Smith (28:59):
hysterectomy. No, like, I guess not shut down,
Eric Readinger (29:04):
you know, eggs, zygotes, those things.
Law Smith (29:07):
Yeah, I don't eat sushi, though. I don't
Eric Readinger (29:10):
know why. Like, where the anal probe thing comes
in. Like, remember, at thispoint, I've heard a lot of these
abductions. No, for sure, any
Law Smith (29:17):
alien in any cartoon you're watching, like, made a
subtle joke or overt one likeSouth Park. Chances
Eric Readinger (29:23):
are they were doing it to make it seem gay. Oh
yeah, that was the worst thingin the world back
Law Smith (29:29):
then. That's what I'm saying. So this guy may have
gotten caught getting stuffed,and said, Oh no, as an alien,
Eric Readinger (29:37):
maybe, I mean, and
Law Smith (29:39):
he just like getting up the bomb dude. Most
Eric Readinger (29:42):
of the, just about every story I've heard
about people talk about gettingabducted by aliens. It is
earnest, sincere, and whateverhappened to them, they
absolutely believe it happened.And lots of them have proof of,
like, you know, physical stuffthat they could show and. It's
bizarre. What it is, I don'tknow. It's definitely prevalent.
Law Smith (30:05):
All right, last thing to go out on, I got a hot take,
and no one's talking about this.This is a controversy. Look out,
severance. Have you watchedseverance?
Eric Readinger (30:15):
Yes, it kind of sucks this year. I find
Law Smith (30:19):
your hot day, agree? No, it's great. It's so good. I
it is. They watched royalcrackers on Adult Swim. There's
so many things that came out onRoyal crackers before severance
this season. Yeah, that's my hotTake. Take that. Ben Stiller,
(30:40):
hot take. I thought you're gonnasay it sucks. You hear me. Ben
Stiller, you hear me. You're myworld. Now, Grandma
Eric Readinger (30:46):
real don't think it's been a little
Law Smith (30:48):
Oh no. I think it's so good. It's so much better.
Builds tension. You can't dothat anything now,
Eric Readinger (30:55):
maybe I gotta re watch it. Maybe I missed some
stuff. There's a lot of littleeaster eggs and whatnot. I can't
follow every
Law Smith (31:01):
episode to where it's what's supposed to go on. I have
to watch Screen Crush everytime. Oh, and they're like, this
means this, and this means this.And you're like, Oh,
Eric Readinger (31:12):
let us tell you why it's good. No, no, why they
put it in.
Law Smith (31:16):
No, like, there was a theory that I read. It was
supposed to be Dante's ninelayers of hell, or whatever,
Nine Circles hell. And as theygo deeper and deeper down, okay?
And there's a lot
Eric Readinger (31:28):
of floor, right, they talk about floors and
goats.
Law Smith (31:32):
Goats is the sign of that, okay? And and cures,
trying to live forever,immortality, okay? Say, I think
I
Eric Readinger (31:40):
don't know enough about Inferno, the book.
Well, story, whatever. It's justlike
Law Smith (31:47):
it's nine. I think it's nine rings of hell or
circles of hell. And it justkeeps getting worse and worse as
you go down, right. And if youwatch it, they keep going down,
down, down in the building.
Unknown (31:58):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Eric Readinger (32:01):
Well, if they get to the bottom and it's
freezing cold, then we'll knowfor sure. Well, that's what the
bottom was. So Inferno, right? Idon't remember. I think the
worst was all cold and nonothing.
Law Smith (32:14):
I think it was just nothing, right?
Unknown (32:17):
Some, I don't know. It's gay
Eric Readinger (32:19):
philosophy anywhere, screaming at the pod,
Law Smith (32:22):
yeah? All, Phil, sorry, all philosophical, all
philosophers are like dorks thatare like, basically in cells,
right? Yeah, and we'll leave onthat. Okay, bye, bye.
Eric Readinger (32:36):
No. Hold on. Let me get the right thing. No, now
we're gonna go out hard peace.
This. I don't know anything better, bro, I
don't think better.
Law Smith (00:05):
I've got, I've got an idea.
Eric Readinger (00:08):
Every time I got a new
one in the basement. Complacent,wow, so fake. You can't even
trace it. 80s beats got thegroove. Let me face it, speak a
blast
with the words. Dreams, but
we rake into cash. Podcast gotthe vibes we throw better.
Law Smith (00:36):
We're the number one entrepreneurial podcast with
comedy in it, yes, or a comedypodcast with some business Doc,
Eric Readinger (00:47):
I do a manual. Yeah,
Law Smith (00:52):
I was watching Larry Sanders Show again,
Eric Readinger (00:55):
going through that. Obviously, that's on the
heavy rotation, and
Law Smith (00:58):
that would be a good intro song to use. I
Eric Readinger (01:01):
don't know that. What is it you
Law Smith (01:03):
might have to bring it up.
Eric Readinger (01:04):
I think everybody's got jobs for me to
do. Is this something you'retalking about? I
Law Smith (01:08):
can't pull it up on mine. To pull it up. It's, it's
like, does
Eric Readinger (01:17):
that help? Can't leave it at that. Yeah,
Law Smith (01:19):
that's what I'm saying, like, there's some words
to it, but you hear it like fivetimes an episode, at least in
the beginning and end well, andthen we could get a hay now you
see that sign. It says applesauce. Yeah, yeah. There's some
(01:39):
rules. Deep from
Unknown (01:40):
Hollywood, Larry Sanders, I mean, it has,
Law Smith (01:44):
we can find instrumental. There's an
instrumental. It's, they playedit at the outro in one of the
episodes. Okay, but most of theepisodes start, I mean, you
know, with uh, Jeffrey Tambor asHank Kingsley is, like, top five
characters all time, like, he'ssuch, like, more than George
blues. Oh, way better, becausehe is, like, he is the scared
(02:09):
guy trying to be alpha, right
Eric Readinger (02:12):
kind of guy. And used to have George blues on
here because you're a
Law Smith (02:15):
chicken. And he used to he, and he plays it so well.
He like, it's a weird guy. Thisguy exists in everybody's life,
like there's one of these guysin everybody's life, at least,
Eric Readinger (02:27):
super insecure, but turns it back around on you,
aggressively. Oh
Law Smith (02:31):
yeah. And then he's such a bitch, though, if you go
at him, you know
Eric Readinger (02:35):
I've been fucking with so did you notice
that these two Mike bars aredifferent? Makes way more sense.
Now, mine has an extra elbow toit.
Law Smith (02:45):
Yours might be the better one. I don't know you got
more articulation.
Eric Readinger (02:51):
It's too much, too much articulation.
Law Smith (02:58):
Little mad because I don't understand it. I don't
know what that is. I've yet tosee that you little mad because
I don't understand it.
Unknown (03:08):
I don't know what you're talking about. What's
that from? Know what you'retalking about.
Eric Readinger (03:14):
I don't even know what it was. I don't know
Unknown (03:20):
you expect me to believe that? What's perfect?
All right? You sure about thatsame guy?
Eric Readinger (03:31):
Are you? What are you doing? Keep twitching
around. I'm jacked up. Why?Okay, well, you know, it's a
talkie show.
Law Smith (03:39):
Do I finally feel not depressed. Oh, good. So that's
fine. So that's like, today,let's hear it, no, or just
today, I didn't feel like I hada big weight on my vest, or
weight vest on me. Okay? Who's achest, weight vest. Chest,
right?
Eric Readinger (03:54):
Why anything in particular? No, just different
drugs. No.
Law Smith (04:00):
Just, I think, like, got back in routine and habits
and boring shit like that. But
Eric Readinger (04:07):
it works. Yeah, that's good. Good for you.
Law Smith (04:10):
I got to my biggest fat on Monday. Wait what?
Eric Readinger (04:15):
And now that is fat. You're less depressed.
Well,
Law Smith (04:18):
now I've been working fat that was like a real like,
get it together, no matter whatI mean, I've been trying to get
on the upswing for a while.Finally, today, it kind of hit
good but 223, dang and I'm 511in heels, yeah, 150%
Eric Readinger (04:40):
my weight there about,
Law Smith (04:42):
yeah, yep, that's a real like, Okay. I mean,
Eric Readinger (04:46):
it was already working on skeleton than me. No,
I can mean, no, yes, you do,
Law Smith (04:52):
I know. But I mean, like six years ago from 185 I
Eric Readinger (04:57):
know seven, and you're lean, right? Yeah? Mean,
so what I mean, there's thatthat's a 30 pound skeleton.
Law Smith (05:03):
But my thing is, I can, I can get back down to
that. Okay, I want to be talkingabout, but it'd be fun to be
gone for a minute.
Eric Readinger (05:10):
Yeah, looking all sexy, like going machinist.
Oh yeah. You know, there's two.I don't understand why he had to
do that. Like I don't I know hewas part of the storyline, but
God, bro, right? Why? Because hewas so skinny, yeah, but, I
mean, no one watched it.
(05:31):
I mean, I watched it. I don'tremember. It goes to show you
not worth your time, question.And then
Law Smith (05:38):
he did. Batman Begins right after, yeah, which is
crazy, yeah. He's yo Oh, he didvice and he got fat, right?
America, I was gonna sayAmerican Psycho and fight club
are the two movies. Guys go gayfor straight guys do right?
Like, I want that the bodies,yes, the body, those are the two
movies. All straight guys arelike,
Eric Readinger (05:59):
Yeah, that's right. I thought you're gonna
say something else. That's it.Okay, yeah, no, that's the
thing. This is Hollywood, youknow, they can do whatever. They
can actually get the drugs, youknow, Oh, give me the steroids.
Give me this. Give me that.There's no Florida we can.
There's no testing, yeah, Iknow, but we're not going to do
that to ourselves for no reason.
(06:21):
You keep saying that, put up orshut up. No, get illegal ones.
All right? No, no, do it theright. No
Law Smith (06:30):
way, because then I have to do the shot. I don't
want to do the shot. I'm a bigwimp with that. Oh, my God, have
you ever given yourself a shot?
Eric Readinger (06:38):
No, I'll give you the shot right in your ass.
I want to
Law Smith (06:41):
come over every week for you to give me a shot my
ass. You come over here to
Eric Readinger (06:45):
podcast every week. We'll put we'll do it on
the show. Good content. That'sgood content. It is good
Law Smith (06:51):
content. Speaking of the show you like to show your
ass off, we're gonna have torebrand this name.
Eric Readinger (06:57):
Oh, probably telling your children's families
and all the you know is thatwhat you're having, no, yeah,
you can find it. Oh, I
Law Smith (07:07):
forget. Well, first off, we were in agreeance on it.
It wasn't like it was a we were
Eric Readinger (07:12):
in a lazy agreement, right, right? We were
both in a phone probably, yeah.Okay, so are we doing this
again? We're gonna figure out anew name for the show,
Law Smith (07:20):
yep, but first I had to make sure you were you're
good with that. Here's two otherproblems with it. There is a
YouTube gamer named girthyalready. Oh man. So that doesn't
help. And I have Google Alertson and a lot of stuff wrapped up
(07:43):
in gay porn.
Eric Readinger (07:45):
I mean, God, I'm just in shock, yeah? So shocked
right now, yeah. So what are wegoing to do? I still
Law Smith (07:58):
like trying to go with a business term we could
trademark,
Eric Readinger (08:01):
sitting on business. Yeah, I
Law Smith (08:05):
so I like where you're going with it. I just
don't know if that's I've neverheard that phrase until you had
to explain it
Unknown (08:12):
to me. I know, because you're not cool. I know, but we
all know, like
Law Smith (08:16):
the it's like most people,
Eric Readinger (08:18):
even at this point, the old fart to know, or
I've heard stand on business.It's kind of crazy. You haven't
heard all right? You gotta
Law Smith (08:25):
look up if there's another one out there. I did. Is
there now? What
Eric Readinger (08:30):
I think six months? No, I think there's a,
well, okay, I didn't do it sixmonths, see, in the last six
months, but I think there wasone standing on business, but
not sitting on business.
Law Smith (08:43):
Why sitting? Is that the phrase? Because we're
sitting? No,
Eric Readinger (08:45):
the phrase is stand on business. Oh, my God.
Law Smith (08:52):
Like, if it's not a Hell, yeah, I gotta think back
to my list. Yeah, that clip. Mybad. I gotta, I gotta look at my
old list I made of like, 100names, and go back through it,
then see if chat GPT could seeif they're already taken in a
(09:12):
way. Okay,
Unknown (09:14):
taking the Podcast, the podcast is going to be taken.
You've
Law Smith (09:18):
taken my daughter. And I have a big penis, you
know, has a huge dog you got?
Eric Readinger (09:23):
Well, maybe that's why girthy is a problem.
We talk about dicks too much.
Unknown (09:29):
Now, you're right. Look, it's fine. Anybody
Law Smith (09:32):
who doesn't like dick jokes is a liar to me, like, I
just look at him. I'm like, Imean, after you do it gotta be
good. Penises are the funniestthing on earth. You'll always be
the best. There's so manyvariations, and farts
Eric Readinger (09:46):
are funnier than penises, but No way, dude, farts
are universally funny. No. Womenhate farts. Crosses over. Some
guys
Law Smith (09:53):
don't like it. I don't like those guys, but they
don't like it. Okay? You everhad a guy that's offended by a
fart on. I don't like you asmuch
Eric Readinger (10:01):
talking to me. That's, yeah, that's dude.
Law Smith (10:05):
I did the Heisman on my my son's head and farted at
the same time enough, I couldn'thave been proud of myself,
right? Did you film it? No, Iwish style should've, but I did
eat those, like, those, thoseprotein cookies that are
probably like, gonna give youdiabetes. I did it on purpose
because they make me fart. It'slike, vegan protein in there.
(10:27):
Oh, okay, so if I eat two ofthose, like, three hours later,
I'll be like, juicing for farts.Well, I did it just to annoy my
kids because I thought it'd
Eric Readinger (10:34):
be funny, man, you must have been bored,
Law Smith (10:37):
yeah, but I farted like the night before, and
they're like, Dad, you got tostop. And I got, like, I got big
butt cheeks. Okay,
Unknown (10:44):
all right,
Eric Readinger (10:45):
so back to the shot on the show. I don't
Law Smith (10:48):
want you doing it. I trust you to do it. But I
wanted, I'm a weenie with allthat kind of stuff. I want to go
to the DR Garcia, or whoever itis. What if we can
Eric Readinger (10:58):
get somebody qualified in here to do it. Not
me,
Law Smith (11:02):
yeah, no, a guy, come on, all right, on our show,
sitting on my business, come inhere, and once a week, for 10
weeks. How long is the cycle?
Eric Readinger (11:12):
I don't know. You should research it
backwards. Um,
Law Smith (11:16):
see, I'm gonna look
Eric Readinger (11:17):
into it test flowing through. UB,
Law Smith (11:19):
Oh, dude, I really want it for information. I know
so
Eric Readinger (11:23):
I'm saying, and like injuries, there is a reason
why they give it to guys over40. I mean, yesterday, and I've
got a weird thing in my neck.God only knows.
Law Smith (11:37):
It's like the old man thriller.
Eric Readinger (11:40):
Yeah, it was more like Dennis Miller, Oh,
babe, Hey, babe. It's
Law Smith (11:43):
like the Byzantine Empire. Babe,
Eric Readinger (11:49):
yeah, but I, well, I'm to the point now
there's roller coasters. I'mlike, I'm not riding that,
because it'll make me sick,really, just one. Oh,
Law Smith (11:59):
you think, oh, yeah, I just, I'm like, I don't want
to wait in line. I'll stand. I'drather stand outside the line.
Oh, the lines are terrible, bro.I have, I can't do lines. I
like, I don't know. I don't haveany patience for that.
Eric Readinger (12:12):
Well, it's weird, you know, they have, they
have. The the one that I won'tride is, like, it's a roller
coaster, but the seats spinaround at different points. I've
never been on that. It's calledcobras curse. And are you scared
of heights? No, that doesn'tbother me. See, I'm terrified of
the heights. It's that literallymade me sick the last time, and
(12:33):
not just like, stomach sick. Ifelt like my head was gonna fall
off.
Law Smith (12:36):
I have to be like, I'm not gonna die. I have to,
like, say this to myself, yeah.I mean, I didn't tell you when I
when I was engaged to my exwife. We went to Costa Rica
right after, no, she made me goon a zip line through the
jungle, like on our last day wehad, which meant the most
hungover, because it was likecompounding hangovers. And I was
(13:00):
like, Can we not do this? Andshe taught me into it. I was
like, Fine, I'll be mad. And Ihad to, I thought it was like,
you know, go to one station, youknow, on a deck, go to the next
one. It's just like, you go toone and then it's like, 400
yards, and then the second one,there's no, like, stand up and
(13:22):
get
Eric Readinger (13:22):
walkways to stop and use the bathroom, right?
Law Smith (13:26):
13 of them. And I was like,
Eric Readinger (13:29):
I was trying zip lines back to back to back.
Yeah, through
Law Smith (13:32):
the jungle. You're 500 feet there or whatever. It
was pretty. But I was like, butnot enjoyable, and you don't but
there's like, three guys justhanging in on these poles in
between some of them, andthey're, I'm like, I don't trust
these guys. These guys suck. AndI had to do Wu Tang triumph, the
nine minute song, and just do itto myself the whole time.
Eric Readinger (13:54):
Wow. Yeah, man, Way to ruin a zip line. What do
Law Smith (13:58):
you mean? I did it. I got the I got the view, I got
what you came in for,
Eric Readinger (14:03):
guess, but your mental state at the time? Oh,
you're gonna learn to live.
Law Smith (14:10):
No, I hate heights. I'm scared of heights. You
expect me to believe that? I'vetold my kids, especially my
daughter, women will talk to youon a ladder, like, it's no big
deal, yeah. Like, you could beon your tippy toes on the top
thing there's not supposed tostep on, right? And they'll be
(14:30):
like, so what do you thinkabout, you know, this flight we
got to get, and you're like,shut the fuck up.
Eric Readinger (14:36):
It is weird, like, but I think we're the
weird ones though. Like, what,you know, obviously, we're busy
doing shit, but on a ladder.
Law Smith (14:47):
And, you know, the person doesn't like heights
already. Oh, ladders get to yousix feet in the air, if you're
on or, like, an a frame, that'slike 10 feet.
Eric Readinger (14:56):
I know how ladders are. Yeah.
Law Smith (15:00):
Don't trust my little shocked right now, you've never
known this, not really, I guess.Why
Eric Readinger (15:06):
would have we ever gotten up high in the air?
I
Law Smith (15:09):
mean, if I'm on the top of a six foot ladder, and
then I'm still reaching to makeit happen, because I don't want
to remove the ladder, you know?
Eric Readinger (15:17):
I mean, I understand anxiety about the
ladder tipping over and like allthat. But the height itself, you
could jump down from a six footladder and be okay, yeah,
Law Smith (15:28):
no, but I'm trying to balance and do that. I'm just
saying, you see, you see a guystruggling, whatever it is, and
you're like, Hey, so what do youwant to do about this baptism?
Eric Readinger (15:39):
Damn it. Do you think there's a God? I'm like,
Law Smith (15:43):
Can this wait 30 seconds? Yeah, well, and so I've
told my daughter, like, Don'tever talk to a man when he's on
a ladder. That's like, rulenumber two in my house.
Eric Readinger (15:54):
Okay, that's a good one, I guess. Never thought
to make it a rule, but throw iton the board. Feel
Law Smith (16:00):
like my heart rate's going crazy. Yeah. What did you
get into? I did Matt Foley anddrank a pot of coffee before
coming. Oh, cool, cool, cool.Yeah. Pass out. I can't stop.
Twitch in, okay. This is
Eric Readinger (16:15):
really, really uncomfortable for me. Well,
Law Smith (16:17):
what do you got? What's going on your world
Eric Readinger (16:21):
spring break. So that's awesome for two more days
back to the grind.
Law Smith (16:29):
Yeah. What'd you do? Top Golf? We How much did you
spend?
Eric Readinger (16:36):
Gardens? 100 bucks. Everything is $100 just
leave the house.
Law Smith (16:41):
Isn't that kind of crazy dude? Yeah, like, the
movies are 100 right?
Eric Readinger (16:46):
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's just everything
costs. I don't understand howthere's not rights in the
streets, how people are doingshit.
Law Smith (16:55):
Fast foods got up 400% since COVID.
Unknown (16:58):
Yeah. I believe that, believe all
Law Smith (17:01):
of it. Saw that stat the other day, and I was like,
no shit. You spend 25 buckswithout looking Yeah, I don't
think you even eat fast food,not that often. But I mean, the
kids, yeah, and we don't want tocook.
Eric Readinger (17:15):
True, true. We got flag football season
Unknown (17:18):
coming up. It's gonna be fun. Might have to go get a
Miller Light out here,
fridge outside. Real Yeah,
Law Smith (17:25):
you can talk while I'm gone.
Eric Readinger (17:27):
Okay, I want to pause it. Yeah,
Law Smith (17:29):
heart rate's at like 118
Eric Readinger (17:31):
that might make sense. Yes, very intense
conversation. We got going, andwe're back, by the way,
Law Smith (17:37):
no one knew we left. Oh, right. I just good
Eric Readinger (17:40):
and suspended animation
Law Smith (17:44):
I had. I saw a big debate on Twitter.
Eric Readinger (17:48):
Oh, always a good place for debate. Oh, man.
Law Smith (17:51):
So it's so much shit talking politically, I can't
stand it, but I don't care aboutthat. There's a meme going
around about two girls. One hasa pooch. Uh huh. I need to find
it. I think it's on Sam Tripoli.If you go on x and go in
Tripolis, right? He reposted it.
Eric Readinger (18:10):
Not, no, I don't like your homework assignments.
Tell me about it.
Law Smith (18:13):
Where you have to see it? It's, I want to see what you
think visually. It's just twogirls like going out, they're
probably in their mid 20s, andone's got one of those. Like,
she's not jacked, she's goodlooking, but she has that, like,
little gut. It's not a fruitbook quite. It's like a little
bit of a donut belly.
Unknown (18:36):
Yeah, I'm listening, you know. Like, if
Law Smith (18:38):
you had a bad hemorrhoid, you had to sit on a
padded seat.
Unknown (18:44):
Mm, hmm,
Law Smith (18:47):
it'd be like that. Yeah, I gotta call triply back.
I forgot I called him when hecalled you back. Yeah, Dad, the
pump is fucking everybody, man,we
Eric Readinger (19:01):
need to get him back. That was
Law Smith (19:03):
a pretty good trip myself. Keep going. Not her.
Keep going, man. He's got a lotof shit. This might have to go
about 30 down, really, dude, heposts like 17 times a day. He's
the truth. He's Carl Williams.
Eric Readinger (19:20):
You know, I hang on, is every word,
Unknown (19:25):
not every word
Law Smith (19:26):
you see. Time you see this, Gillis on, what the hell
you see Gillis on? What's itcalled on SNL? I saw some clips.
Do you see the voice one? No,
Eric Readinger (19:38):
tell me about it.
Law Smith (19:39):
He was, it's like he it's a sketch they film before
him. But it was September
Unknown (19:45):
21 2024, what?
Law Smith (19:47):
Where is it? I swear to that's where I found it. I'll
define it. Send it to you whereGillis is like, got a beautiful
voice. And they all like, hitthe button, turn around, all
four of them, and they. Turnaround and he's, like, a dude on
a rascal with like, simple Jackhaircut and a mustache, yeah.
And they're like, oh. And itjust, he just keeps getting
(20:11):
worse, like his character.
Eric Readinger (20:13):
We should have really prepared more for the
show today. I actually had
Law Smith (20:16):
shit written down, but I'm gonna have a heart
attack so I can't look at stuff,bro. Bro.
Eric Readinger (20:22):
How's the beer working? Great. Is it helping at
all?
Law Smith (20:30):
I love beer. I love beer. You stop drinking it.
Though, if I'm really gonna cutweight, I am
Eric Readinger (20:36):
almost seven months. That's over. Why? I
don't know at this point, seehow long I can go.
Unknown (20:43):
Are you not good at drinking? I'm a Hall of Fame.
Are you? Here we go,
Eric Readinger (20:49):
but, uh,
Law Smith (20:53):
I'm gonna slack it to you so you can
Eric Readinger (20:54):
at this point, I'm just going see how long I
can go, but I'm gonna bedrinking at bachelor party and
that
Unknown (21:03):
April.
Law Smith (21:10):
So are you gonna drink before that? Do you need a
warm up session?
Eric Readinger (21:14):
Nope, nope. I'm gonna just go in. So you're
Law Smith (21:18):
gonna go in like a mom that just had a kid. Yep,
you're gonna get Mom drunk.Yeah, start crying a bunch. So
on the on the left, this chickright here with the circle
around her, what do you think
Eric Readinger (21:35):
looks good? What's the problem? What's the
debate?
Law Smith (21:38):
The debate is, girlfriend has a pooch like
this, and it doesn't seem to goaway no matter how hard she gets
to the gym. Is surgery. My onlyhope is what the guy wrote? The
guy wrote it. The guy wrote thatcaption, yeah, about those
chicks. I mean,
Eric Readinger (21:58):
she's not hitting the gym as hard as she
can,
Law Smith (22:01):
right? It's not, and she has a huge glass of wine,
yeah?
Eric Readinger (22:05):
So what is the debate? Well,
Law Smith (22:07):
would you bang? I mean, like, is that gross to you
or not? Oh, no, yeah, it doesn'tgross me out, but it's
definitely not, like, my fave.
Eric Readinger (22:18):
That's what the debate on the
Law Smith (22:19):
right, right there now, so she got it together.
Eric Readinger (22:24):
I almost think she was a better chubby. Nah,
Law Smith (22:27):
her tits are somehow way smaller than when she lost
that weight. Yeah,
Unknown (22:31):
that's what I'm
Eric Readinger (22:35):
saying. More fun than it was. You know, I thought
it would be more of a debatethan would you bang? But you
know, we only do this show aboutonce every six weeks at this
point, so yeah, what do you guyswant
Law Smith (22:48):
from I think that's part of the funk, too. I was
thinking about that. I was like,I dropped the ball and like,
when we were scheduling torecord, and that's unusual,
Unknown (22:56):
yeah, I know. And then I'm kind of like, well,
Eric Readinger (23:01):
he's not into it.
Law Smith (23:03):
No, no way. It's not even a thought, dude,
Eric Readinger (23:07):
yeah, no, it is. It is. It's good for both of us.
No,
Law Smith (23:12):
you got a lady, I think that really kicked up
your, your whole, your wholelife.
Eric Readinger (23:18):
My schedule is more filled, for sure, no,
Law Smith (23:22):
it's such a net positive. It's like, you know,
8x on your life, bro, comparedto where you were.
Eric Readinger (23:30):
Yes, yeah, I agree with that.
Law Smith (23:33):
Because I don't know if you want to listen to some
old apps, but there are someones that you were just like,
Eric Readinger (23:38):
Yeah, you know, I don't remember
Law Smith (23:45):
walking through some of these. Yes, that's
Eric Readinger (23:47):
for sure. I mean,
Law Smith (23:50):
I guess I shouldn't. I was talking to someone. I was
talking to someone about thisyesterday, and she was like, Are
you taking any meds? And I waslike, No, I refuse to, because I
don't know anybody. They workfor long term, yeah, and I know
how to get out of it for me,
Unknown (24:07):
right? Mushrooms.
Law Smith (24:10):
Mushrooms will help. I haven't done them in a while.
Yeah? That'll help clear the RAMspace, yeah, the Ramstein space,
yeah.
Eric Readinger (24:19):
It definitely helps. The reason why people do
it. But I guess, I guess youknow not Tom being through this
one, right?
Law Smith (24:33):
I don't know. You don't have coke energy like I've
got right now. So I would say Ithink you
Eric Readinger (24:39):
sucked all my energy out, bro. Oh no, cold.
Over blown your leg on
Unknown (24:46):
so JFK files, oh yeah. Did you get anything out of
that? I didn't read any of it.You didn't read the 50,000
Eric Readinger (24:53):
pages I'm waiting for somebody to put it
into chat. GPT and spit it backout.
Law Smith (24:58):
Kurt. Metzger kind of had the best. Uh, thing about
this, the best opinion, he'slike, this is like, getting a
loan from someone for like,eight grand and paying it back
with pennies. Like, he's like,there's nothing in there. They
all it's still redacted. Oh,
Eric Readinger (25:15):
well. I mean, if it's still redacted in there, I
mean, the whole point of thistask force that was
declassifying shit. Was to getaround that,
Law Smith (25:23):
yeah, but Steve Bannon said on they showed it on
John Oliver show about how, andit's what I've been saying about
Trump for years. Look over here,look over here. We're gonna go
do some real shit over here,yeah. And that's kind of what I
feel like this is like, why putthis out now, it's strategic at
some point. Yeah,
Eric Readinger (25:43):
absolutely has to do. ANNA Paulina Luna, who
started the task force, was atthe congressional hearing UAPs,
the declassification Task Force,and I was telling you that
something that I don't know ifit was already out or if it just
came out, but JFK had askedabout UFOs 10 days before he was
(26:08):
murdered. Oh
Law Smith (26:09):
yeah, you did send me that.
Eric Readinger (26:12):
So who knows what's going to come of it. But
like, it's definitely connectedto that. Like she's, she's doing
a thing where they talk aboutthe JFK shit because it's
relatable, and people won't justdismiss it right away, like they
want to with UFOs for whateverreason. But I think the whole
(26:33):
reason they did it was todeclassify that shit.
Law Smith (26:36):
I think, well, I did see a post about like I had aI
summarize it for me. And he waslike,
Eric Readinger (26:51):
correct yourself.
Law Smith (26:53):
Oh so gross. That's why I didn't think it was gonna
be that long, and it cut itcaught me that Australia had
something to do with JFK hisassassination. I was like, What
the fuck,
Eric Readinger (27:05):
hmm. I mean, I always thought it was Cuban
assassins and shit, not reallyhaving to do with, I've never
seen
Law Smith (27:11):
Australia in the mix of any of this shit, of like,
any thing, really. I
Eric Readinger (27:16):
mean, you know, it's, it's to the point to where
everything is so muddied,because you mentioned Australia,
and it's like they talk aboutthe under the one of their
government buildings could be agiant UFO that's too big to move
and shit, and they all have thisconnection. Yeah, they
Law Smith (27:34):
could land in the middle of Australia, where no
one lives, right? You ever seenthe population density? Oh, it's
absurd. It's so crazy, butthey're rich, maybe, yeah,
Eric Readinger (27:44):
near the beaches, but, uh, I mean,
there's just more guys comingout. The guy who held the
nuclear football, this guy, dr,John blich,
Law Smith (27:54):
John Blitz. Man, pretty close, though.
Eric Readinger (27:59):
You know he's coming out talking about a
freaking, I'm pretty sure he'stalking about a abduction
experience he had, like, bro,it's not, I mean, it's one thing
after another
Law Smith (28:10):
in the probing thing, a guy that did get molested but
didn't want to admit it, andthen that kind of took off back
in the day.
Eric Readinger (28:20):
Um, talk to me about, there's been lots of
Yeah, but I don't know if theanal probe, I feel like that's a
misnomer, right? I think that,
Law Smith (28:29):
like, that was a thing that, like, started,
right? People, some guy tried tolie to get out of something he
was doing. Oh, I don't knowabout that. That's what I just
heard. And I was like, Thatmakes total sense, if you really
think about it. And then thatbecame like a running joke on
everything. Well, I mean
Eric Readinger (28:46):
production stories, they usually talk
about, like, getting, like,reproductive material extracted,
you know, get the
Law Smith (28:59):
hysterectomy. No, like, I guess not shut down,
Eric Readinger (29:04):
you know, eggs, zygotes, those things.
Law Smith (29:07):
Yeah, I don't eat sushi, though. I don't
Eric Readinger (29:10):
know why. Like, where the anal probe thing comes
in. Like, remember, at thispoint, I've heard a lot of these
abductions. No, for sure, any
Law Smith (29:17):
alien in any cartoon you're watching, like, made a
subtle joke or overt one likeSouth Park. Chances
Eric Readinger (29:23):
are they were doing it to make it seem gay. Oh
yeah, that was the worst thingin the world back
Law Smith (29:29):
then. That's what I'm saying. So this guy may have
gotten caught getting stuffed,and said, Oh no, as an alien,
Eric Readinger (29:37):
maybe, I mean, and
Law Smith (29:39):
he just like getting up the bomb dude. Most
Eric Readinger (29:42):
of the, just about every story I've heard
about people talk about gettingabducted by aliens. It is
earnest, sincere, and whateverhappened to them, they
absolutely believe it happened.And lots of them have proof of,
like, you know, physical stuffthat they could show and. It's
bizarre. What it is, I don'tknow. It's definitely prevalent.
Law Smith (30:05):
All right, last thing to go out on, I got a hot take,
and no one's talking about this.This is a controversy. Look out,
severance. Have you watchedseverance?
Eric Readinger (30:15):
Yes, it kind of sucks this year. I find
Law Smith (30:19):
your hot day, agree? No, it's great. It's so good. I
it is. They watched royalcrackers on Adult Swim. There's
so many things that came out onRoyal crackers before severance
this season. Yeah, that's my hotTake. Take that. Ben Stiller,
(30:40):
hot take. I thought you're gonnasay it sucks. You hear me. Ben
Stiller, you hear me. You're myworld. Now, Grandma
Eric Readinger (30:46):
real don't think it's been a little
Law Smith (30:48):
Oh no. I think it's so good. It's so much better.
Builds tension. You can't dothat anything now,
Eric Readinger (30:55):
maybe I gotta re watch it. Maybe I missed some
stuff. There's a lot of littleeaster eggs and whatnot. I can't
follow every
Law Smith (31:01):
episode to where it's what's supposed to go on. I have
to watch Screen Crush everytime. Oh, and they're like, this
means this, and this means this.And you're like, Oh,
Eric Readinger (31:12):
let us tell you why it's good. No, no, why they
put it in.
Law Smith (31:16):
No, like, there was a theory that I read. It was
supposed to be Dante's ninelayers of hell, or whatever,
Nine Circles hell. And as theygo deeper and deeper down, okay?
And there's a lot
Eric Readinger (31:28):
of floor, right, they talk about floors and
goats.
Law Smith (31:32):
Goats is the sign of that, okay? And and cures,
trying to live forever,immortality, okay? Say, I think
I
Eric Readinger (31:40):
don't know enough about Inferno, the book.
Well, story, whatever. It's justlike
Law Smith (31:47):
it's nine. I think it's nine rings of hell or
circles of hell. And it justkeeps getting worse and worse as
you go down, right. And if youwatch it, they keep going down,
down, down in the building.
Unknown (31:58):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Eric Readinger (32:01):
Well, if they get to the bottom and it's
freezing cold, then we'll knowfor sure. Well, that's what the
bottom was. So Inferno, right? Idon't remember. I think the
worst was all cold and nonothing.
Law Smith (32:14):
I think it was just nothing, right?
Unknown (32:17):
Some, I don't know. It's gay
Eric Readinger (32:19):
philosophy anywhere, screaming at the pod,
Law Smith (32:22):
yeah? All, Phil, sorry, all philosophical, all
philosophers are like dorks thatare like, basically in cells,
right? Yeah, and we'll leave onthat. Okay, bye, bye.
Eric Readinger (32:36):
No. Hold on. Let me get the right thing. No, now
we're gonna go out hard peace.
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